EVERYONE UNEMPLOYED: Absolute Bottle Jobs! Weak Manager & Weak Players! Sheffield United 2-2 Chelsea

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[@matissearmani]

We had 6 shots against Sheffield United. 0 shots from 23rd minute till deep in the second half. We actually need to be removed from the sport.

[@SportXUtd]

United played with a 19yo defender against title challengers and still got points. What is poch doing bru

[@dlmperplex337]

Switching clubs won't make you a glory hunter Matisse. Your dignity as a fan matters and you ain't a customer. The fans need to atleast temporarily leave Chelsea so the business doesn't run...

[@Skutnu]

All on Poch, but, two mistakes from Petrovic and 3 easy chances missed 😂 Chelsea fans never learn. Spoiled bratz.

[@Skutnu]

@@dlmperplex337 Stop being a plastic.

[@Skutnu]

@@SportXUtd We held the treble winners and title challengers to two draws. What's your point?

[@SaeedTV_]

IT AINT EASEHHHHHHH 😂😂😂😂

[@paulolele579]

😂😂😂

[@steveononye3972]

Chelsea officially Banter Fc 😂. Not Man United

[@ericfurst6091]

You are shameless and i love it. 😂😂😂

[@Anna-br9jt]

😂😂😂 you're hilarious saeed

[@vizXRL]

The Bottle Brothers innit

[@user-tx3hc2ix1m]

HOLD THAT BOMBASTICALLY, HOLD THAT EMPHATICALLY, HOLD THAT TRAGICALLY, HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@ljbrown7644]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ravens1300]

He MUST HOLD DAT BLOODCLATICALLY!!

[@cjsterlinganderson6003]

You forgot JURASSICALLY😂😭

[@Pyroflame2]

Chelsea are like Robin Hood. Handing out gifts to relegation teams.

[@aphexrhubarb]

I absolutely love this moment 🤣🤣😂

[@skyshooter4009]

We call ourselves Charity FC for a reason. We are f#$king disgrace!

[@dami869]

WHEN YOU HAD TO MUST, YOU DIDN'T MUST 😂😂

[@price6080]

😂😂😂

[@TJW-YT]

Middleborough was a turning point. Leicester was a turning point. Man United was a turning point. Someone needs to inform Chelsea that if they keep turning they're just going in circles.

[@MyTchok]

Underrated comment!

[@ExpeditionPOV]

Best comment all year

[@SeawardMari]

😅😂

[@sandeshkshetri7023]

Brilliant

[@whatagolazo]

I hated the fanbase for saying this, I thought after the 4-4 Against City I was like okay this is the turning point but I quickly learned that’s not the case, the only turning point is sacking the Manager and getting in Mourinho

[@14_Phoenix]

Man was in denial for 2 whole minutes. Havertz getting motm against brighton, liverpool dropping points thereby sending arsenal to the top of the table and, finally to top it all off, you dropped points to sheffield and 10-men burnley. Amazing weekend huh.

[@kukunase1686]

Jorginho too

[@jackstafford2316]

Bro forgot the 4-3

[@poopoppy]

I placed a bet on Man U to get a draw, and then I bet on Shef Utd to get a draw. I squealed like a girl when the equalizer went in. This has been aa amazing weekend of football. COYG!!

[@akmal94ibrahim]

​@@jackstafford2316that's just cracks over the papers

[@eddietee6305]

We were already at the top of the table. Never need any help. Arsenal.

[@samj5712]

‘We are a disgrace to the solar system’ stop Mah, this absolutely killed me off 💀🤣😩

[@eddietee6305]

Send them to Mars then.

[@phoenix2225]

@@eddietee6305mars is in the same solar system mate 😂

[@blue_red_screen]

He missed out galaxy and universe

[@evansnzomo9618]

He said 'Take yourself to Indeed' !!🤣🤣

[@BMW_Z4idiot]

I prefer Thingamajob

[@Ahad_Samad]

Proud of "Blue Billion Pound Bottlejobs" No Penalty, No Party Pen Palmer ghosting against mighty Sheff Utd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Enzo, Caicedo, Disasi, Badiashile, Mudryk etc. ALL SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Skutnu]

Meh, transition, the plastics spitting their dummy out, apart from City and Liverpool, Chelsea can go two seasons without a trophy, as long as we don't turn into United or Arsenal 😂😂😂 💀

[@Parzival2119]

Brah palmer wAs shit against UTD

[@obinnabede6718]

Palmer added another assist. WHY ONLY HIM.

[@Ahad_Samad]

@@obinnabede6718 because he is the best thing since sliced bread for Chelsea fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pen merchant

[@obinnabede6718]

@@Ahad_Samad funny, like play, he becomes another Ronaldo,we still here shouting penaldo

[@jay1hilton358]

Agent poch doing a nimber over there ❤

[@Jack_huntakilla]

first thing the man said was 'delete the club' haha.. things are getting serious! xD

[@PSB2K24]

A bit of realism.... Chelsea before the Russian takeover was worse than now... back then..... Chelsea were mid-table most of the time. it's only in recent times... 20 yrs or so that chelsea have been a football club. Welcome back Chelsea. back to the roots ...

[@petetrc9671]

Nah, pre-Abramovich Chelsea was better. Consistently in the top 10, 7th at worst and they won some trophies too. Had absolute ballers too.

[@TheSlySight]

Nonsense, Chelsea before Abramovich were playing Champions league football and winning trophies. In the mid to late 90s they were generally the outside bet to upset the Arsenal United duopoly. They also played some beautiful football.

[@joeeykful]

I now think Poch is paying us back for that year we f'ed up his chance at a PL title. I see no sense in his actions as manager

[@Sjtoolsie]

His goal was to always finish below his beloved spurs

[@Boy10Dio]

He's a spuds agent lol. turns up against the big teams aside from maybe spurs, should check the records this season. but he then sets up Chelsea to fail against everyone else. he's very skilled now

[@paintmylove3152]

At half time , the whole world saw his plans wasn’t working and it needed change and subs to stabilize the game right in the beginning of second half . We had the right players for the right positions where we were lacking and we could just have slotted them in perfectly! And what did Poch do ? Double down on his foolishness! Absolute madness. Ian maatsen was a natural left back currently better than Cucurella and Chiwell . What did we do ? Ship him out on loan where he is firing . Can the board and Poch clearly see what the rest of the world clearly see? I guess not !

[@user-md4fs4wd2u]

2 Points against Sheffield United and Burnley… what have we become

[@steveononye3972]

what you used to be before Roman better get used to it by next season no one would even be talking about your Banter club because your team would officially be midtable fc😅

[@g8le]

Brentford Sheffield and Burnley, 3 points

[@parmaman8551]

@@steveononye3972 Boringgggggg. We weren't as shite as this pre-Roman

[@Parzival2119]

And u guys were lucky to even get those draws😂

[@parmaman8551]

@@kaievoke My memories of Chelsea growing up was Dennis Wise scoring in the San Siro in the champions league and being the last team to win the FA Cup at the old Wembley. So yes, this isn't reality for me.

[@oratiloeratshwafo252]

"We're disgrace to the solar system" ......damn that's cold😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kate-ms2mn]

honestly, they were more of a disgrace when a oligarch was using dirty money to buy them trophies. at least now they're honest

[@subhrajyotiroy3855]

This game is the proof why Poch plays a basketball game every single time. His setups can't even break a midblock let alone lowblock. Just get him gone, can't see him on the dugout next season, even xG won't save him today against the bottom team. No one can gaslight me with excuses for Poch.

[@talksportgh1928]

That's something I have noticed. Chelsea have no game plan to keep teams out of their 18 yard box. Do they even use a dm?

[@joshgilmour274]

Totally agree this is why we are a mid table club mid table form it’s unacceptable

[@bennymyers6397]

Ramsdale for 65 million? That’s what we paid for Havertz! COYG

[@Skutnu]

Noice 65mill for Havertz and another 10mill for Jorginho to collect his pention at Arsenal and win nothing 😂💀

[@fabianmwendwa]

You are really shameless if still your team drew to sheffield and still you have the audacity to speak. ​@@Skutnu

[@patricksterling927]

@@Skutnu😭😭😭 more 🤣😂🤣

[@muradulislam500]

Mudryl 10, palmer left, sterling right, Jackson center, Caiceido defensive midfield, enzo as a playmaker from behind

[@2pacMakaveli777]

"We're a disgrace to the solar system." Mah has officially lost it 😂😂😂

[@ziphelelekhumalo9429]

That's exactly how I felt watching this game. I wasn't convinced at all even after taking the lead in Noni, it looked liked we were the team at the bottom of the table. Disgraceful, Poch didn't even apologize for the performance but instead throws his players under the bus. Poch isn't it, the sporting directors aren't even better. The entire sporting department needs change get people in with experience and who know what they're doing

[@JustSomeGuyWithBadDirections]

Can’t even be mad anymore, did everyone just expect a massive turn around from what we were doing after the United game? I blame myself for the delusion.

[@eddietee6305]

Honesty.

[@stephanusadjeimarfo743]

It's clear poch is finding it difficult finding the right balance for the team. Madueke and palmer can't play at the same time. Gallagher can't be dropped(he must play regardless). Gallagher was used-less today and I expected Poch to make changes at half time.

[@skipper-wb5ew]

we need to see that kg call footage

[@BenjaminLibera]

I'm tired. But loved them Kanye references. Good morning Vs Poopty scoop is a great analogy😭

[@Erysx12]

Enjoy it while it lasts that's all said against United didn't wanna say much cause people would say ohh u hating u saw result that's why I said it can't win again to another relegation team shocking!!

[@faz9117]

This guy deserves this humbling. Know your lane.

[@MrJwhitters]

I'm now officially a Poch out

[@MaticulousGamer]

took you long enough

[@MrJwhitters]

@@MaticulousGamer yeah I know right

[@eddietee6305]

Took too long. He ha been clueless for a while.

[@Security848]

i have heard he is out now you have said that lol

[@drwagumaeliasjb4643]

I love these rants

[@davidmoh175]

I did a payback watch along 🤣🤣🤣

[@mongelinedixon7201]

U never disappoint 😅

[@amakky1989]

But I thought Chelsea are ‘pride of London’ 😂😂😂

[@rogoth01themasterwizard11]

to be fair to them, the bar for quality is EXTREMELY low lol, you got the spuds who would come second in a one horse race, you got arsenal the perennial bottlejobs, and the rest of the London clubs just there to make up the numbers, it's actually impressive just how pathetically low the quality of London clubs is and has been for a long time now.

[@amakky1989]

@@rogoth01themasterwizard11 Except Arsenal has the record number of trophies in London par in Europe

[@davidum6974]

Yea but no trophies in europe so hold dat ​@@amakky1989

[@davidgordon1377]

Just love.. your "presentations... win or lose.. or draw.. I will subscribe..

[@kamoif14]

Continue to trust the process guys

[@drizzy9429]

Bro did an arsenal watch along yesterday and probably had more fun🤣💎🤣🤣🤣

[@Tobius211x]

The past 2 games have been the perfect encapsulation of where the fault lies for our poor season. Today we were tactically outclassed by a Championship side and only scored through pieces of individual brilliance. Against United it was the same, a tactically chaotic game with no control, saved by individual brilliance. But you can't rely on that, especially with young players. The bar for Poch to "succeed" at Chelsea was on the floor (Implement a system and challenge for Top 6) and he still failed miserably

[@Skutnu]

All on Poch, but, two mistakes from Petrovic and 3 easy chances missed 😂 Chelsea fans never learn. Spoiled bratz.

[@Tobius211x]

@@Skutnu Have you lot not learned a thing from Lampards first tenure? Chaotic games, individual errors, couldn't control games. People threw the players under the bus, and then he got sacked and look what happened. Any other manager has us 10 points higher at minimum

[@Skutnu]

@@Tobius211x I was Lampard out literally 6 months after his appointment...because I saw exactly that and saw him throw players under the bus 6 months into his tenure. But, Lamps didn't have to integrate 10/11 first team players into the starting 11, and had experience, and title winners all around the team. Sarri was not a disaster like some Chelsea fans make out just to make Lampard look good. This is a different Chelsea, Petrovic cost us 4 points in the last 3 games. He is average man, why are Chelsea fans so blinded by this 🤣 Give poch average players like that in key positions, expect average results. Not against Poch being sacked if a far superior option becomes available. If we sack him for another mid level manager...what's the point? We will be in the same position again this time next season. Xabi isn't coming, Naglesmann isn't coming, Amiron...could be another AVB...it's a waste of time just like sacking Potter was a waste of time.

[@kehindeolakunleamedubabatu8992]

Am loving this

[@CIOUSGAMING]

You guys are so amazing, natural and fun . Looking forward to every video 😊

[@yashvadher4233]

"I want Pochettino as the new Chelsea manager" - Mahtits at the start of the season 🙇🏾‍♂️

[@pablotechful]

WE MUST PROTEST NEXT GAME

[@ununseptium7961]

a point is a point

[@davidhaylett1810]

It’s normal, look at the table; we win, draw, and lose 1/3 each. We are mid table for a reason. We have a mid table manager who is highly proficient at losing.

[@sategie]

Exactly what I said... WRAP UP THE SEASON ALREADY. And then clear out the deadwood!

[@MaticulousGamer]

Badiashile is 10ft tall and soft! Can't win a header against anybody... Gallagher LW had me in tears!! Shocking all around... too slow to build attacks, constantly doing stupid flicks that aren't in the players' lockers, Enzo can't pass forward, Caicedo is absolutely an amateur out there regardless of strategy, Gallagher is headless, Jackson's first touch is like melted ice-cream. Palmer was atrocious, but he gets a pass, because the others should be stepping up! Poch is a complete joke and he's lucky we won on Thursday, because The Bridge would've been turned upside down. He has to go, today! Edit; Younes DOES NOT swear! In the decade I've been following his socials, this is the very first time I've seen profanity on his page... shows how bad things are with the club

[@Okay_ALRIGHT]

Bro said everybody OUT!!!….I don’t wanna see a single shadow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Qwepzy]

We useto have a shit attack but good defence, Now we have an above average attack but shit defence!

[@ljbrown7644]

@mah can’t wait for weekend roundup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TwistedComplex]

Good evening sir 🎉😊

[@Jvmes77]

Garra love matisee mahn😂😂😂

[@solo2873]

Can we honestly say we didn’t see this coming?

[@OdeyemiOluwapelumi-og5xw]

"take yourselves to Indeed" Lol

[@jakebest5601]

this gives me life

[@user-rn9co7jc4t]

Facts when you said the draw against Sheffield meant that the ManU result was invalid Idk where to lay more blame The players just not good enough and even with that 0 connectivity with them and the coach in terms laying in a 90-minute performance

[@jamiea1955]

5:41 I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LittyJonez]

I just watched George Bensons video and I think I am now a believer in we are not trying to be in Europe to avoid FFP. That’s the ONLY thing that makes sense to out Gallagher on the left.

[@Laska_00]

hold dat

[@SM-cw7jx]

Can someone please tell me what Gallagher did this game there was nothing coming from the left hand side and poch let it be sack him nowww

[@janmangion9512]

Error 404, no 101 minute celebs found, Hold tighttt matissee 😂😂

[@nont18411]

Why did Poch sub off Palmer when Palmer had proven to him that he can work wonders in the final minute against United?

[@jamiebarritt8065]

We where are a shambles

[@Kogmud]

We’re getting conference hopefully 😭

[@martinx00x]

CAN'T BELEIVE MAN UTD LET THIS BUM TEAM BEAT THEM

[@mnm284]

no ref no party

[@Skutnu]

United no titles since Fergie left, no CL, a couple of p.iss in pot trophies...bums

[@adityasmenon9]

We got robbed that game man, refs won it for Chelsea

[@jamiecodd3873]

@@adityasmenon9 Your just making Excuses and a sad Man United fan

[@nicholasmack7829]

​@@jamiecodd3873 No Chelsea fan who is honest being on the game before believes that as they confessed they were lucky against Manchester United.

[@bronniesboy]

Zeno morphed into Ty

[@akintundekolade4503]

I feel your pain M

[@skobodabaws8946]

after that goal I thought of Mah😅😂i was pissed !

[@eionrowe4625]

We need to understand that Poch is not the man to take this club forward

[@jsbach6529]

Some of the those Indeed resumes might fit on a postage stamp.

[@phatbi971]

Nahhh I’m on the floor watching this video 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@carlosc.639]

This game was totally on Poch, terrible set up and pointless substitutions. Gallagher playing the 90 min is an absolute sh*t!

[@Skutnu]

All on Poch, but, two mistakes from Petrovic and 3 easy chances missed 😂 Chelsea fans never learn. Spoiled bratz.

[@vandammejam]

U lot will still be shit when poch leaves .

[@carlosc.639]

@@Skutnusee how many chances Liverpool missed against United this season, but the mentality from the coach is total opposite to the Spursy and loser Pochetino

[@kwakuadu-yeboah6326]

@@Skutnu we could have won easily if we kept attacking , poch is a loser

[@Skutnu]

@@kwakuadu-yeboah6326 We could have won easily if we had a decent keeper. we could be on 48 points right now if Petroshit didn't cost us 4 points in the last 3 games.

[@dlmperplex337]

Switching clubs won't make you a glory hunter Mah. Your dignity as a fan matters and you ain't a customer. The fans need to atleast temporarily leave Chelsea so the business doesn't run...

[@xannycfc]

No he needs to hold this. This was HIS manager that he backed. When we were all sitting here in January when this season was salvageable telling him this guy was a disgrace, fans like him weren’t hearing it. He’s gonna stay right here and hold this with everyone who was right.

[@dlmperplex337]

​@@xannycfc Am relatively new to the channel, so I gotta ask. How did he trust and ex Rival manager to not sabotage the club internally? It's convenient moreover, cuz he gets to quietly do this(which is more dangerous) cuz the ownership wants arse lickers...

[@jm11111]

Bollocks mate course it does you stick with your team no matter how bad things get can’t just switch when things get tough

[@vaibhavgaur5268]

​​@@dlmperplex337 what are you, 12? Why do you think an ex manager of another club would willingly sabotage yours? Hahaha stop with the stupidity you dimwit, he's just a shite manager

[@dlmperplex337]

​@@jm11111It's called sticking with your team by sticking it up the owner's arse

[@chikeaniekwena9009]

Poch is not good enough. Any good coach would perform miracles with the level of players we have at the moment. He is uninspiring as a coach and to say that a draw was a deserved result? We are in trouble.

[@mcf6185]

Truman show 😂 Funny thing I know exactly how you’re feeling bro We was there It’s the same facial expressions

[@patricksterling927]

From shooting bills out from the money gun to this 🤣😂🤣😭😭😭 my ribs, my spleen 🙈🙊🙉🤫

[@maxp5422]

We've fuck up every opportunity to turn season around

[@rhodandinda460]

Poch caused us the game a last minute sub what for?badiashile was just there confused poch out am tired

[@munaisa7873]

I wonder how we manage to make opponents better after scoring the 1st goal

[@thehaight68]

Here for the bantz!

[@blakan1478]

We have conceded 2 goal + in seven consecutive games! and no clean sheet in the last 14 games.

[@polomarco9295]

those all chelsea youtubers face on the thumbnails are priceless😂

[@pdoubz3411]

Love you

[@AssassinC00]

Bro stopped at solar system 😅

[@papalegba6796]

Knew I'd find you raging. P45s for everyone!😂

[@tanwelltreyngulube4892]

From Todd Boehly and everyone who staff need to GOAL!!!

[@BunziD]

Send those P45's bruv.....

[@LustfulOBama]

we need days like these in such dark times thank u Chelsea

[@Okay_ALRIGHT]

From the Hierarchy to the Lowrarchy everyone unemployed 😂😂😂

[@ifeogunjobi]

Watching these videos after out terrible performances is my therapy

[@Jwonderify]

For me, I think Poch must go, how can you remove your top two attackers in Palmer and Jackson before 90 minutes, and you are only 1 goal up. Who do you expect to score a goal for you if things go south which it did. The reason why am mad at Poch is because he doesn't want to learn from his mistakes, he thinks what he knows now is enough and he doesn't want to learn more. This is the same mistakes against Arsenal, while we are 1 goal up and you decide to remove all your attacker and when the score we are screwed.

[@carlosrogers7885]

AS A LFC FAN ITS MAD HOW YOUR TEAM HAS GONE FROM A POWERHOUSE TO A SHADOW OF YOUR FORMER SELF. STAY POSITIVE IT WILL TURN AROUND PAL

[@cfcguru6481]

With all the wastemen defenders that you mentioned, all over 6ft. hasn't anyone noticed that not one is dominant in air, especially at set pieces? It's also the same with our wastemen goalkeepers. Whichever one you pick, we are likely to suffer, which is what we have been seeing for the past few weeks because we didn't sign an elite number one goalkeeper. So simply put, our goalkeeper and defence have been costing us points recently, even against Manchester United, and will continue to do so until we get rid of them. They are all not good enough.

[@jamiea1955]

It’s pissing me off because height is supposedly the reason why Maatsen wasn’t playing. Then we have Cucurella and Chilwell stinking up the place. It doesn’t make sense.

[@BLUE-ev8xu]

Pochettino is happy 😊

[@gogettaa1_608]

Take yourself to indeed🤣

[@donmujtaba]

Who was at left wing ?? Very poor set up , it seemed like a 2 man attack of palmer and jackson , with madueke and cucurella on the wings , gallagher literally ghosted , enzo and caicedo played like CM ,cant really say much . First goal i think petrovic could have and should have saved , but oh well , poor defensive set up . Gusto's absence was so obvious .

[@Skutnu]

2nd goal was on petrovic too, he hesitated then decided the best thing would be to go backwards and make the goal even better for their striker for the 2nd goal. This low IQ keeper has cost us 4 points in the last 3 games. Somehow it's all Poch's fault. I've given up on Jackson ever being a striker, he is a backup striker/winger at best. We deserve no better than 10th.

[@fadeaway6699]

Poch celebrating like a hero when we scraped a lucky win against united by skin of teeth when they should of won he’s a scrub so bad

[@dreambigparis]

Lmfaooo Matisse pre season takes could be the all time *this didn't age well"

[@mainelettuce9040]

Team to Poch: "What is the game play when we play games?" POCH: "Pass to COLD Palmer" POCH THEN SUBS OFF COLD PALMER.... Team: "What is the new game plan?" POCH: 0_o

[@motivationchannel3658]

That’s why I never put all my life into a football team, they will let you down, it’s a matter of time, I have seen it happened time and time again with different top teams such as Liverpool, Real Madrid, Barcelona, including my team Arsenal. Just look at Manchester United today team which was winning this league like a joke 20 to 25 years ago.

[@FanMadness]

This directors are the main reason we are struggling is not Poch. There is no leadership in the pitch and no continuity in the training grounds. They have wasted too much money and neglected too much team logic. We went from Kante/Jorghino 😊to very raw Caicedo and Enzo. What you all expect? No striker. Teams know we are flawed.

[@evgeniy_moscow_gooner]

Mah's really hurting. You can tell, dropped a tear for him myself.