Everything becomes Crab.

Okay not EVERYTHING become crab, but a lot of decapods certainly are!
This type of convergent evolution happens when several species encounter the same problem - in this case, crabs have optimized being crabby 🦀❤️

[@quackerjax]

Reject monkee, become krab

[@stoutalarm8374]

2 legs bad, 10 legs good

[@Ogy_the_ogerpon]

Reject crab,become monkee

[@PurpleShadow108]

​@@Ogy_the_ogerponno.

[@RovbbeyBeley]

Become krab , have money

[@PurpleShadow108]

@@Ogy_the_ogerpon reject monkey evolve into 🦀

[@alguemrandom422]

So what you telling me is that crabs are just so OP that everyone wants to be one?

[@Aelfraed26]

Crabs are to animals what RPG or Roguelike are to video games

[@oatmealman1586]

Crabs are only OP in the ocean. On land, everyone wants to be beetles.

[@zibano1939]

No in principle its that the crab form is so OP that crustaceans turn into one to survive aka being crab is meta for most situations for crustaceans

[@Sea_Leech]

​@@zibano1939yeah, as the guy basically explained, its because crustaceans face those issues so they all diverged on becoming crabs, which are the solution to those problems You dont see people getting a wide torso so they can scuttle sideways to escape in numerous ways, do you? I hate how the misconception of "everything becomes crabs, so if we expect aliens theyre probably crabs" like no, crustaceans got different pressures sculpting them than us, let alone something on another planet.

[@rexroyulada6267]

Crab is like Sneak Archer in Skyrim.

[@fabiopauli420]

Evolution: Behold! A crab Humans: Evolution this is the 5 time you have shown us Crab...

[@zibbitybibbitybop]

Evolution: OK, but this time crab is huge and climbs trees so it can eat coconuts 😂

[@noobyes190]

"Ah, a classic!" "What do you mean, it's brand new!"

[@alex70j]

​@@zibbitybibbitybopand birds.

[@codiserville593]

"is it another bear?" This one should be obscure

[@AnnoyingNewsletters]

And stranded pilots...

[@williambobson3369]

I love how if we ever do discover an alien world with life as abundant as ours there’s a significant chance we’ll find some variation of crab there as well

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Imagine probe sending us first images of alien animals from exoplanet. And it's CRABS. 😂

[@thewatcherinthecloud]

Headcrab zombies, with the power to latch on to a host and take control of their motor functions.

[@DyHi_]

@@thewatcherinthecloudI doubt that would work on us, though. An alien species means it has alien functions, so there’s a likely chance that they don’t have brains or a nervous system like we do.

[@W.H.V.]

What I learned from this is that animals evolve wings to catch wild pizza slices suspended by balloons

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

What is this, TMNT?

[@zekel.h.17]

animal crossing

[@Sans-iv1wy]

oh hey, a fellow murder drones fan! nice

[@mig2five]

Average murder drones comment not making any sense whatsoever

[@drazenpoduje6168]

​@@mig2five They literally showed that in the video though

[@Blaze_Raven]

Tfw when you'll never evolve into a crab because you have no natural predators.

[@DrBrightsite19]

An absolute failure of the human race 😔

[@hubbochan3555]

What about my uncle

[@Merilirem]

@@hubbochan3555 Demons are not natural predators.

[@user-dj8lh2fg7p]

My old one (dad) left for the milk

[@bobthuvillager8356]

Suffering from success

[@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10]

*_To crab or not to crab_*

[@lukeh990]

*That is the question*

[@Mintllie]

Well what is the answer?

[@garg4531]

@@Mintllie*C R A B*

[@judgment5090]

I believe that it’s time for a rave…

[@nicholasjoseph9062]

@@lukeh990that is the answer. not a question. to crab

[@shellknight1323]

Carcinization: *"Reject individuality, Become Crab"* Fear Dipping sauce, Pinch Everything 😂 🦀♋

[@D-JayF]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the crabbed one 🦀

[@Fade_NB]

Eternal technique: crabification

[@sach1485]

As eight different crab-looking guys say exactly the sams thing in the background

[@kevinbeck8836]

Lobotomy Kaisen so bad right now. Get well soon Gege!

[@megan00b8]

In that moment the lobster could've saved itself, but it didn't know two key things: First is that the crab's shorter tucked in tail prevents it from being grabbed, and second is that the placement of it's legs allows the crab more degrees of freedom of movement.

[@quoccuongtran724]

@@Fade_NB *Crustacean philosophy: Carcinisation

[@hamsterdoom360]

The Pokémon world has this, too. You'll notice that there are tons of Electric-type rodents. This was likely an evolutionary advantage that protected them against birds with the Flying-type.

[@Gio98art]

Hate it when my pizza evolves balloons and flies away

[@Literally_An_F-18]

So this is why everybody has the urge to clack the tongues whenever they’re cooking

[@untextured4240]

Who does this

[@koreboii]

@@untextured4240they meant tongs the little grabber things you use while grilling and shit

[@untextured4240]

@@koreboii ohhhhhhh, that makes sense

[@danielcurren2119]

Ahh yes, my favorite crustacean subclasses: crab and not crab

[@roycetheradio2588]

Carcinization is such a crazy phenomenon

[@mrphlip]

All life on earth has started as brassica and will end as crab.

[@TheTrueDoomSlayer]

False

[@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT]

​@@TheTrueDoomSlayer If the continents erode away, all that will be left is crab. The chances may be small, but no chance is ever calculated as zero. The statement is unlikely, but never false.

[@enderbro4897]

Crab is truly the ultimate life form, THE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION

[@moewboiiiiiiiiiii1405]

we were all made in Crab’s image

[@ZanTheGold]

Now that i think about it, christians should obey crabs

[@johnacetable7201]

God is a bacteria. It created us in its image, but we since evolved.

[@galacticcow38]

So crabs are peak evolution I guess

[@ohmygardner]

The interesting thing about Carcinization is, that they all kerp evolving past being a crap, just to turn back to krabs. It's a back and forth with every species

[@Stellar_Politics]

Maybe that back and forth has to do with the predators evolving >lobster exists >tail issues >becomes crab >mobility issues >becomes lobster >predators evolve to catch lobster tails >becomes crab Is how I imagine it

[@CiGiDancer]

I have a phobia of crabs but I could actually watch this video without getting triggered because it was animated (I know it is ridiculous, I seemingly cannot help my reaction despite me knowing how irrational it is) and actually found it very interesting! I mean, its the worst kind of news I could possibly imagine but it is very interesting!

[@seanphelps4057]

One day you too shall become crab.

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

How can you be afraid of something that taste so good steamed

[@MichaelRainey]

Eat your fear!

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

Phobias are by definition irrational fears we can't control, don't be too hard on yourself 💙

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

You may not like it, but this is how peak performance looks like.

[@MrEmerald4777]

Good to know that crab is peak form

[@chitwansingh]

Thanks, finally understood this phenomenon.

[@siinxx7656]

🎈🍕 Pizza tied to balloon is definetely a reason to converge evolutively

[@penteractgaming]

Crab: the ultimate lifeform

[@chethanburre6016]

Why NOT evolve a tushy chain saw? Or a tushy laser?

[@fawnsphere]

Gene pools! But you make a very good point

[@bhargabdas3417]

Same reason why mega-funa went extent, they need more resources then they can gather. And yes, as stupid as to sounds i want to believe that if given enough insensitive its possible to evolve wierd organs like that.

[@chethanburre6016]

@@fawnsphere What's a Gene Pool? Strands of DNA floating around in a pool? 😛 (of Cytoplasm?)

[@mememachine3963]

Reject crab, embrace Shin Godzilla

[@Zakraktak]

@@mememachine3963 reject shin godzilla,embrace shinomura.

[@Conqueror25]

Octupi: I missed the part where that's my problem

[@kahiruo]

being a crab is clearly the ultimate lifeform

[@Da_Choppa]

So crabs are the peak of evolution essentially

[@Lord_AB]

Bro graduated from The Krusty Krab

[@gardenhead92]

Based pochita reference

[@revimfadli4666]

Even CSM is sort of a crab

[@BombSquad.MP4]

Garbage and overrated anime. Only for Gen Z TikTok kids who watch Skibidi toilet

[@adamlolbonus4977]

Chill ​@@BombSquad.MP4

[@trashmankev7814]

​@@BombSquad.MP4Bait used to be believable

[@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT]

​@@BombSquad.MP4 It's a widely liked anime. I don't like it, but only because I hate Makima, Denji, and the way the story progresses. It's not overrated, it's only garbage by opinion, and you've never watched it or Skibidi Toilet. I hate TikTok and Chainsaw man. Skibidi Toilet isn't trash, but it's better than Chainsaw Man. The lack of voice lines is the only thing I like about it, because I get sick of voices and talking, having to translate language into my brain. Stop gatekeeping bad anime. If it's trash, don't watch it or talk about it. Your opinion doesn't matter if you can't do anything with ut.

[@vcrbetamax]

“So you’re saying we should live like the lobsters?” “No. Crabs, bucko!”

[@joe-583]

Crabs are the stealth-archer of the arthropod world.

[@bryanmedinamedinabryan4064]

Crabcore is becoming popular in the sea ig

[@GreenTeaCat222]

Crabs, Sharks, Gators…one day it’ll all converge into the Ultimate Lifeform, a gun wielding hedgehog

[@jmiquelmb]

Creationists: This is false God just really likes crabs a lot

[@Happydayslilguy]

In the end, evolution finds the best shapes and solutions. The two winners will always be crabs and railroads.

[@thewaterleaf7929]

crustacean: just came up with a new adaptation mother nature: new or crab? crustacean: crab

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I hate how so many people misunderstand this and think that literally everything evolves into crabs. Only crustaceans evolve into crabs!

[@TheCameraMan07]

I love that some animals have just got it right. Crabs, sharks, crocodiles, more probably. They are all so op that they don’t rlly need to change all that much because they are just, perfect.

[@sneckotheveggieavenger9380]

Shape most imitated is that of worm

[@SqToThePowerOfThree]

damn, the devs really need to nerf the crab class its getting way too op

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Evolution: And now for my final act... Crab! Humanity: Can you stop?!

[@markfrancis4588]

Congratulations! Your PIKACHU evolved into CRAB!

[@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana]

I think a bigger reason is the decapod parts responsible for swimming is completely useless for a burrowing animal. Some crabs 🦀 are good at swimming, but they could have just reevolved the ability to swim well later.

[@swampcooler8332]

Guys humans already tucked their tails in, we are one step towards being crab

[@playerdg]

"A smaller tucked-under tail" UNDERTALE UNDERMENTIONED

[@thomasfrye6335]

Yay, Carcinization

[@SnazEM783]

They're all going for the Meta crab build.

[@leoornstein3963]

"Fight each other over non-existent female" He's just like me fr

[@meanie5416]

that one image the monterey bay aquarium posted with the guy in corner meme except the guy is replaced with a crab, the text saying “i was like them once”

[@caomouse8829]

So we're living in BC (Before Crabs)? AC: When entire world has turned into crabs

[@user-xr6wm9rv2h]

AC: as crabs

[@nyar9556]

It just dawned on me the round segmented flap under a crabs belly is the same body part as a lobster's tail

[@foodforthought247]

Oh god not the Zygentoma evolving wings

[@peterolbrisch8970]

As I get older, I'm a lot more crabby.

[@gnomed.1192]

The crab build is the new meta

[@kyleakamine2014]

I love these kinds of videos 👏

[@KGMSpectates]

You either start off as a crab or live long enough to become one

[@SterlingRaven37]

Scib Scab I'm a Crab Scib Scab I'm a Crab

[@williamargott398]

They can’t just evolve tail chainsaws-“Happy de ume tsukushite”

[@treybrewer1629]

I remember hearing this on game grumps, didn't expect to see it myself

[@William_Bryant]

If crabs are the ultimate lifeform, then why are they so delicious?

[@Matt_the_ratt8349]

Crabs are the new meta right now

[@Yukiharuwu]

so crabs are meta, got it you know what to choose next run fellas

[@Advance493]

Probably what a lot of aliens look like

[@namonaite]

truly the perfect lifeform

[@O111e]

Should be noted that there are those crabs, and then there are true crabs.

[@NanoDeer]

🦀 *All shall become crab. It is the way.* 🦀

[@ashardalondragnipurake]

the world would be a cooler place if we could just evolve chainsaws

[@ymmijx6061]

sadly any evolution that requires spinning around is pretty untennable since it requires one part to be separate from the body

[@DyHi_]

Maybe not chainsaws since they’re so unlikely, but hear me out: long swords.

[@Kindog1223]

🦞:noe don’t turn me into a crab! 🦀:AEAEAEA

[@FosukeLordOfError]

Sometimes things stop being crabs too

[@ericstout6940]

This channel is the perfect inspiration for world building in rpg games

[@RaginKavu]

Just for the record, I hereby pledge fealty to our future crab overlords.

[@OctagonalSquare]

Decapods: become crab (carcinozation) Humans: get cancer (carcinozation)

[@Joferna]

“I AM A SUPERIOR LIFEFORM”

[@user-qv8sl7yx1h]

The sun never sets on the crab empire.

[@Delcaniner]

Are you feeling it now mr. Krabs?

[@OrdinisChao]

My next door neighbor is a crab.

[@xxDrain]

In the circle of Crab there is only one step, and it is crab.

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

the crab cycle there's only one step and it _is_ crab

[@Zer-cv8ve]

Reject lobster, become crab

[@mikeomnic3515]

You cant resist the crustaceanezation, become kreb

[@jimmylin7233]

Carcinisation is wild, but even wilder is fishification and treeification (TM). Convergent evolution is so interesting.

[@DerTK]

Crab is the best shape confirmed

[@hanniflowers]

Ah, the Crabs cycle

[@hanskalsi1141]

The Crab meta build

[@lberhold]

I love how people think they know much more than they really do about the last several million years.

[@BlastTheBat]

That bat is so cute.

[@madcat789]

There is only one step, and it is crab.

[@caiocbcn]

I was playing Metroid prime remastered yesterday. Facing the final boss, the Metroid prime. The ultimate evolution of all Metroids. It's a crab.

[@GunGryphon]

Rust developers are definitely growing in number.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Crab People. Crab People. Look like Crab, talk like People.

[@whatwhat9519]

There's a special shampoo for that

[@Silent_Soliloquies]

CRAB IS THE FINAL FORM

[@JanicMilan]

The same goes for public transport. In the end, everything becomes train

[@DrewAlibrandi]

All is crab, crab is all.

[@tannerhutcheson741]

Meanwhile crabs are just chilling like “yeah, I’m kind of a big deal”

[@realbrickbread]

So crab is the perfect shape in Earth's oceans. What if aliens will be crab shaped?

[@Ifelloutawindow]

Rocky?

[@HulklingsBoyfriend]

But they don't become crabs, they just resemble them.

[@heylister]

🎵 Everybody wants to be a crab 🎵

[@SequentialSnep]

Tail chainsaws is so specific lol.