Everything We Know About Yoda's Species - Star Wars Canon and Legends

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[@Mechadondada]

Yoda’s species: Yoda Baby Yoda’s name: Yoda Yoda’s planet: Yoda Yoda’s favorite drink: Soda

[@Adam-sh1xx]

Bimini Bob - yoda soda. Id drink it.

[@JohnBainbridge0]

This is what I call the, "Vulcan problem," of sci-fi writing. Vulcans speak Vulcan, they come from Vulcan, and their religion is Vulcan. So the Vulcan Vulcans of Vulcan Vulcan in Vulcan. Yup.

[@DGRIFF]

You just reminded me of the Tech N9ne song Sriracha.

[@Mechadondada]

@@Adam-sh1xx It's called Syoda. It sucks.

[@drstevens16]

@@Adam-sh1xx Yoda piss is Yoda soda.

[@Lordradost]

His species is actually in hiding, as they are plagued by seagulls.

[@danielmccarthy4373]

An actual gold comment that sadly lost would not get. I’m dying 😂😂 ohh my god

[@SkyFireDrone2022]

Lord Joy 😆

[@darthXreven]

a flock of them no less..... and Yoda? Yoda ran so far away ugh >_-

[@jerwatson79]

WELL PLAYED SIR!!!!!

[@VALNOZCO]

They had no choice. They were poking their knees!

[@CircadianFire]

Title: “here’s everything we know about Yoda” Video: “we know nothing about Yoda”

[@rohenvargo5614]

Prince Ali true!

[@mlgtactics9911]

Still over 10 minutes

[@c.l.e.a.n.nation]

😭😭😭🤣🤣😂

[@kibblenackle431]

The title is kinda contradicting don’t ya think

[@peternaughton8990]

You are wrong

[@carnivalwilson1978]

“Others called their food disgusting, although they enjoyed it very much” It’s frogs m8

[@names-mars]

Frogs tastes like chicken, it's budget chicken

[@guest0046]

Yoda is from France *Confirmed*

[@davincichau]

I mean.. I’ve eaten frog b4. Actually kinda tasty (depending on the way u cook it, of course)

[@masnwilliams]

Mandalorian SPOILERS BELOW This is confirmed in Mandalorian Season 1, Episode 2 when Baby Yoda catches and eats a frog, almost as natural instinct.

[@h2oyoda250]

I ate frogs and chicken frogs taste like chicken

[@Grimm_Book]

"Hes a mysterious character." Lucas translation - I never wrote that far.

[@thesilverrook3502]

Fuck Lucas at this point. If he only ever intended Yoda to be a plot device, then he shouldn't have depicted the character again in the Prequels.

[@Bullets2YahHead]

He is a fucking idiot pretending to be genius. See George Maddox for another example.

[@mazaga1850]

PoopsMagoops yet you watch star wars

[@DarthMagusMT]

Could be true, or he could be telling the truth when he said that he wanted to keep Yodas origins and species as a mystery. I liked that idea. I don't want to see the species be named and have the backstory explained. Some things are better when they have some secrecy.

[@nate8854]

@@thesilverrook3502 No, he shouldn't have, because Yoda is a plot device.

[@christianbh]

“What do we know about Yoda’s species?” They *GREEN*

[@ryanbrown938]

And little... And talk funny

[@Natschke_Family_Adventures]

They're.

[@slavojdyrdek]

@@Natschke_Family_Adventures nerd

[@2bituser569]

They’re from ancient Mars when it supported life and migrated to the galaxy far far away. That explains the mythos of “little green men from Mars” and why there are very few left.

[@aaronvillanueva8749]

Some are said 2 be a pale skin color and they dont all talk funny that's actually unique 2 yoda himself.

[@MatthewQuarneri]

I imagine Yoda's species, "Yonam" let's call it, comes from a planet with higher gravity than Earth to explain their small yet strong stature. Generally hot, wet, and boggy surface with plentiful food sources to explain their amphibious features, big ears, green skin, and generally docile character. And less of an axis tilt producing less seasonality thereby producing less dynamism and competition, more balance, in the ecosystem. From that they evolved a more Buddhist spiritually centered around the peace, harmony, and balance which The Force, acting through life, can achieve. Also to explain the slow aging process and big eyes I'm thinking their home world orbits close to a Red Giant which emits lots of radiation but has low luminosity. So their DNA must encode lots of error correction mechanisms thereby slowing their mitosis drastically. This would also mean they are slow to heal from injury which would feed back to their generally reserved temperament.

[@cr1ms0n8bit7]

Send this to the creators

[@ronlewis3964]

the red giant theory for their eyes makes me think of cadians from warhammer 40k and their purple eyes. all sounds pretty legit tho id read a story about that

[@maxcorden3607]

Give this man a Nobel peace prize

[@numbahclaud7180]

Bruh are you a scientist because thats brilliant

[@leyvafleyva]

Matthew Quarneri 👏

[@svsadineni]

"We've never seen a member of Yoda's species even feel a pull toward the Dark Side." Baby Yoda: *Force-chokes a female bounty hunter while she's having an arm-wrestling match with The Mandalorian*

[@ch4se]

LeoValdez5650 he thought she was hurting his homie 🥺 shit happens

[@joelslater4587]

Didn't Yoda also tap into the Dark Side once to prove a point to Dooku when he was a Padawan? I feel like I remember this but could be thinking of another character.

[@nvfury13]

There was a Sith Lord from his species...

[@tggfocus5911]

Joel Slater yes

[@jacobbirkland7314]

@@nvfury13 They dont feel a pull to the dark side, meaning they can still go to it but it's completely by choice instead of manipulation and pressure

[@cammykinnis]

"Say species again" - Mace Windu

[@turmoil8969]

I DOUBLE DARE YOU! Also, nice name!

[@Vegetable2121]

LMFAOOO

[@monsterensemble351]

Say species one more MFN time!

[@Bstboy11]

Gold

[@darthXreven]

Mace Windu: do they speak galactic basic on species?? --- and i shall strike down upon thee with furious anger and vengeance upon those who attempt to poison my jedi and you will know i am a master when I lay my vengeance upon thee.... Darth Sidious: it's....treason then....

[@scarecrow2621]

Literally in Clone wars we see Yoda wrestle with his dark side self. It wasn't his species that kept him in the light, it was just his own will.

[@elitesasquatch]

That was actually a test and it was all of his dark side thoughts and feeling combined I think

[@ivomeulemans2458]

@@elitesasquatch wether it is a test or not, this episode makes the statement "we've never seen a member of the yoda species have even a pull for the dark side" false, and that's the point, Yoda had to fight his dark part, hence it is possible for this species to feel attraction for this side of the Force

[@evanabbott2737]

Ivo Meulemans hmmmmm makes sense....🤔👍

[@ruination-441]

Ivo Meulemans he said the name of another who had a pull for the dark side but was still a Jedi. And the species mainly had a strong pull to the light side. So maybe he mis-spoke.

[@konstantinopetro9399]

They're carnivorous, or omnivores since the child in the mandalorian at one point swallows a whole frog

[@backtothefutureman1]

That part was funny.

[@tanlony7532]

Yoda is a child of the forest starwars takes place in the same galaxy as asoiaf as such his home planet is Planetos

[@aroojkazmi2871]

So thats why he went to dagobah its a swamp planet and swamps have frogs

[@GooseHugger]

Or the child is acting like a toddler and consuming anything it can

[@averongodoffire8098]

To be fair if a 5 year old can put something in their mouth, they’ll likely do it

[@Jibba]

The dumb thing about being a jedi was that they were not allowed to love so if pretty much every one of yodas species joins the jedi because of their natural pull to the light side of the force... then alas they become an endangered species

[@names-mars]

That's assuming that they reproduce by sexual means... which we don't know.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

DuckeH I agree it’s a dumb rule designed to dissuade members from falling to the dark side yet ironically it’s what destroyed their order in the end, and you can’t really ensure loyalty to a cause when you’re trained not to love

[@Jibba]

*M A R S* i saw somewhere that there was at least one female of their species so it is kinda infered based on that

[@Jibba]

dion jay woollaston That is pretty ironic lol.

[@names-mars]

@@Jibba Yes. But consider hermaphroditism, which is a form of reproduction where the animal can act as female or male during the mating. But that's not the point, see some species of hermaphrodites can actually self-fertilize. Crazy... So what if, the difference in the vocal tone and hair length is not the same as humans where it *usually* represents the binary sex. So yeah, they could be a sexually reproducing species, only that they self-fertilize.

[@Laughingstonks_]

Baby yoda in the mandalorian looks so cute(and yes I know it's not yoda) This comment blew up thanks guys lol

[@AlbertRazzer]

and hes still 50 years old bruhh

[@rice.flakes]

I screamed out loud

[@Laughingstonks_]

@@rice.flakes lol

[@shadowelite1177]

The moment I saw it, I imagined it talking like yoda and then it used the force to take someones lightsaber and go on a justice spree. It would hop out of the carriage and scream like yoda did which led to the younger yoda firing his eye lasers, incinerating all the outlaws there, except his parents. (Yeah, pretty random stuff)

[@opticalcanine]

I'd marry him... No homo

[@SimonR4y]

If I hear "Yodas species" one more time I'm going Sith

[@politech2722]

SITHO MODE

[@pseudoname3159]

See you on the dark side.

[@smokedoubt1262]

Lmfaooo

[@oriontaylor2578]

46 fucking times

[@Andrew-it7fb]

Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.

[@JamesTAdams]

I always assumed that Yoda’s species is a byproduct of the force itself. Like it spontaneously generates a Yoda in response to threats of a considerable scale.

[@jcbvortex22]

Mace Windu has been living on Yoda’s homeworld for the last several decades. And Yoda’s speaks an old dialect of the galaxy, like how people spoke in the Dark Ages.

[@DeadmanRedux]

I don't think Mace Windu has ever been to Yoda's actual homeworld since Yoda's homeworld is unknown.

[@jhavrocker6781]

@@DeadmanRedux I Sawa comment apparently yodas planet is called planetos because star wars is in the same galaxy as asoiaf

[@DeadmanRedux]

@@jhavrocker6781 Uh no

[@jhavrocker6781]

@@DeadmanRedux wsym lmao

[@DeadmanRedux]

@@jhavrocker6781 I don't know what you mean

[@oceanvaldez5983]

George Lucas 1970: "just call it Yoda's species" George Lucas 2019: "just call it Yoda's species"

[@oceanvaldez5983]

@Carlos P they brought him on mandalorian as a consultant

[@charliephelan1444]

Carlos P hey genius he still consults on projects that Disney makes, as seen from set photos of multiple projects.

[@thefriendlygothic3813]

@Carlos P Hey Genius. Lucas is still a consultant.

[@deathmachine504]

Carlos P it was a joke genius

[@timothyhales7104]

@@charliephelan1444 yea no only the mandalorian, he gave input for how he thought the sequel trilogy should end and literally no one at Disney gave a fuck lmao he was a little salty, theres some articles on it, they dont give a shit about his opinion, they just enjoy shitting on the once great franchise.

[@3kour]

Some say he’s still repeating the word “species”

[@big8rugby]

I laughed like mutley. Touché

[@randomfrog7974]

there's a movie called species

[@aikikb]

Hahahahahhaa

[@martinbeaubien440]

Omg I’m going to have nightmares about it.

[@oscarnurmi8082]

it really hurt everytime.. he emphasize the word it makes him sound as the burger king foot letuce kid..

[@misteralex01]

Take a shot whenever he says “Yodas species”

[@AKguy74]

alex H dying from alcohol poisoning is not fun.

[@DoseOfReality308]

Dead 💀

[@rudycruz1461]

K I got so drunk

[@morbius7476]

My brother did this. He's no longer with us.

[@kamira9691]

Copied comment

[@kaijbeardy4183]

Nobody: Yoda’s Species: 36

[@Revellius21]

I think Yoda's species is the direct antithesis of the Sith species. Where the Sith are usually super exceptional in the dark side, Yoda's is super exceptional in the light. I think the force created them to one day face off as the heralds of their respective sides.

[@stevenflynntheghost4845]

That sounds really good acuttaly

[@GEEKICIDALTENDENCIES]

100% agree

[@late-xz5uv]

which is the sith species

[@BrandonS101]

@@late-xz5uv the sith were an actual species atleast in legends with SWTOR, they were red and from Korriban.

[@brilicusgaming6922]

late1337 the species is just called Sith they are a red skinned alien race with two tendrils on there chin.

[@user-fy6ii5uo7g]

The universe creates a Yoda when one is needed. He is a reincarnation himself.

[@drmatchosnus4057]

no yoda died 5 years before the baby yoda. and the baby yoda is already 50 years in earth time

[@user-fy6ii5uo7g]

@@drmatchosnus4057 I never said they cannot exist simultaneously, I said the universe creates one when one is needed.

[@user-fy6ii5uo7g]

@@drmatchosnus4057 also, I'm talking out of my ass. Do not take my words as the gospel. Lol

[@AquaCulinarius]

They call it the force and a so called balance, so yeah you're right.

[@hiruu]

This was a gist of a theory I've had myself, regarding Yoda's species. I'm sure many others have considered it, but I've not really seen it spelt out.

[@ibbehuxen7502]

It took him 10 minutes to tell us that we don't know anything about Yoda's species. Respect bro ✊✊

[@dooware6644]

Yoda did actually feel the power of the dark side with Count Duku. Yoda was curious to the power he could attain with the dark side and for a brief moment he felt the power but it was so terrible he would be more dangerous than the Sith Lords.

[@GarlicBreadJesus]

"When asked about Yoda's species, he had this to say.." "Hmm-ha hmm-hmm-ha hmm hmm-ha hmm-hmm-hmm-ha, stop it now!"

[@tylerclopper360]

That log had a child

[@scatterbug]

hey man, quit that bangin'...

[@felevor7145]

Someday when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder

[@dylanlampin8404]

Northern Pagan damn seagulls

[@GarlicBreadJesus]

When you’re lyin there sayin come help me please, a seagull, poke your knees.

[@robertroach4]

Yoda’s planet: Toyota. Yoda’s species: Toyota. Yoda’s language: Yodeling.

[@mouthfarts6072]

Unafe Raptor even drives a Tacoma

[@pastoryoda2789]

Unafe Raptor stfu

[@Daedricsoulslayer]

Goddammit... hahahah

[@YellowSTS]

Yo...duh!

[@Akidnameddroo1]

Yoda's religious holiday: Toyotathon

[@sheehansarder455]

"knock knock" "who's there?" "Yoda" "Yoda who?" "Hmm, Yoda just"

[@galacticgamin1yt709]

Sheehan Sarder should have made it “Hmm, Yoda just

[@sheehansarder455]

hahaha true, you know what I'll just edit it

[@johnba291972]

@@sheehansarder455 What was it before?

[@sheehansarder455]

@@johnba291972 umm, just yoda

[@galacticgamin1yt709]

Sheehan Sarder THANK YOU HAHAHAH

[@connorbennett9062]

The female Yoda looks like Yoda wearing a wig

[@papaparsley7695]

Crossdressing yoda

[@isoccerpluse]

@@papaparsley7695 Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@Jewbacca9000]

It was originally a puppet designed to be a young Yoda, but it came out looking kinda weird and the idea was scraped. George then decided to put the puppet in as a female Yoda on the council in Attack of the Clones

[@dianaprince4821]

Transgender Yoda 🤣

[@Danjoker.]

Her creation was just a gimmick for the fans to go wow! Look! Another Yoda! So dumb.

[@jamessmith17761]

George Lucas explanation translation: I didn't think I would get this far edit: wow thank you for the likes and just like above: I didn't think I would get this far

[@seveneyes77]

I mean, Star Wars has been around for a long ass time, he could have created a background for Yoda if he wanted to, which he probably don't for whatever reason.

[@craftpaint1644]

He doesn't want to admit he was thinking of the classic "little green men" alien concept.

[@altanis1499]

It's kinda like the half life phenomenom. he can't think of something good enough.

[@joshshin6819]

More like he wanted to leave it empty as he wanted people to always wonder. Its a smart move on his part. Id like to know the race name but the home world and origin could be left unexplained so that im not fucking stuck calling the little green retard in The Mandalorian baby yoda.

[@plaecholder]

@@altanis1499 you know they just announced a new half life game right?

[@turmoil8969]

I made a drinking game out of the amount of times "Yoda's species" is said. I'm now in hospital and need a liver transplant.

[@saadqureshi7127]

Should have smoked weed instead. The only side effect is the munchies.

[@gusgalindo9663]

Cameron Marsh he said it 87 times

[@quonomonna8126]

me too, now we need to start a support group for those who drank, we will get through this together!

[@abshir9677]

Only if you spent more time on typing original comment.

[@brianpeppers8236]

@@saadqureshi7127 nah man my buddy got me to smoke dabs and i legit thought i was gonna die. Shit was intense. Nobody needs to be that high and this is coming from someone who goes through 7 grams of crip every 3-4 days.

[@christianl1799]

Everybody saying "taking a shot every time he says Yoda's species," I say do 10 pushups every time he says Yoda's species.

[@louis8487]

I'd rather take a shot.

[@khoboo]

Yoda, take a shot Yoda, species do 10 push up

[@elbowsbuns1896]

Thanks bro, now I'm ripped 💪😎

[@abigailsaoirsefinnegan]

Yoda is a yoshi.

[@hez987654321]

Christmas in the year 2139 “Star Wars: episode XXVIII Baby Yoda’s first words”

[@THEPURECLIxs]

Yodas first words is his second words

[@myndstanding8862]

Yes !!

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

"Hungry I am", or "Poopie I went", or "My dad you are".

[@Yoda_Saint_Cloud]

“Yes Father, it is violence that I crave.”

[@danieltodd6071]

What if “yoda” isnt really his name per-say but his species and he was just like “hmmm confuse them i will, call myself yoda i shall”

[@DB.KOOPER]

That would be awesome... "Oldest troll in the galaxy he is." LOL

[@harperharper6343]

Or it's really dayo

[@joshuadeskins5141]

Luke: "So Han, I asked Yoda where his people came from he told me he's a mix breed.. his great grandaddy was a hobgoblin named Da whom was crossbred with a goblin named Yoki against her will but it was nessessary in order to preserve the continuity of their species of both as Da was the last hobgoblin male and Yoki was the last female of her species. They gave birth to awhat was called an uglyshit and Oteg was cloned and the clone was genetically engineered to be a female Oteg Ohshit named Gteo. They gave birth to a slew of stillborns until they were irradiated by the desteuction of a nearby stars supernova, the star blasted the couple in an unknown element that caused their couples internal midiclorians to physically grow mutating them and granting them intellogence and superior access to the will of the Wills and they produced twins using an method of artificial insemination removing the egss in Gteo and placing them in the womb of a lizard-like mammal. Their homeworld location was lost forever after the dethstar blew up the only planet maped with its location in their star charts.. and upon birth the memories and experience of the lives of their parents are passed on from generation to generation so that each member of the species has a distinct recollection of all of its ancestors memories and experiences and twins are always born each time the species procreate, one sibling being able to directly contact the Wills will whom the Force itself manifests from the micro to the macro. The other sibling ages quickly and dies within the first 50 years after birth and is always of the opposite sex betrothed to its brother or sister whoms sole purpose is to procreate and continue the species, whom always dies after giving birth." Han: "Luke your a liar and non of that crap is true." Luke: "*waves his hand* "Its the truth and you believe it." Han: "Wow!, so Yoda is an inbred Goblinoid from some lost sector of the cosmos." Luke: "No, I made that up! Its all a lie." Han: "No it isnt i know its true!" Luke: *snickering to himself* "You go talk to Yoda and ask him yourself" *Han asks Yoda* Yoda: " True it is not, but close to the truth." Han: "whats that mean?" Yoda: " Home is lost, yes, parents aren't related, and siblings dont marry, but space goblin are we." Luke: " yea Han, I told you, not true, mostly." Yoda *waves his hand* Yoda: "Waste of time this has been, ponder it you have, imagination is great, but you are a schmuck. Still reading you are, *Yoda chuckles* information you gather not. Questions you have, and answers you lack. Each moment spent pondering are seconds you've lost." Luke: "Yoda wwhy are you looking into the sky and talking to yourself?" *Yoda turns to Luke and Han and points off into the sky* "We are watched and we are studied, pondered and we are not, written into exsistence and Willed by fate to occupy the minds of those chosen to spot." Han: "Luke, what does he mean?" Luke: " Im not sure, I think he is saying its some kind of practical joke or trap to some entity spying on us from a galaxy far, far away and way, way in the future, and we just wasted a bunch of time in their existence and he seems happy about that, why I am not sure, but what do you expect, Han, Yoda is a space goblin and he talks in reverse. I dont know half of what he says, or means by what he says, if he wasnt such a mysterious turd burglar with holes in his story line and missing racial definitions due to laziness by ol George, nobody would be asking these questions, especially you, Carl." Han: "Who is Carl?" Luke:" I dont know, but I have a strange feeling in the force that someone is angry and others are apethetic, still more are amused, but most quit reading this a long time ago because they realize they are just being doupped into wasting time they can never ever have back, and the longer I can keep them watching and following along, the more of their precious time I have consumed, its evil in a way, knowing its all for nothing yet entertaining them soley to take more and more time." Han: "So your a douche with a huge imagination, a grasp of the supreme importance of the misuse of the passage of time, and you are sacrificing what time you have to take the time of others?" Yoda: "Answers they seek, more questions they find. Wasted time they have lost, to an exercise unkind. Lost what they lost, and some wondering what. Angry, detached, amused, amused and some just plain stupid, but they are still here so the moniker fits." Luke: " Yes stupid, mad, amused, confused, and some are even lost.. But they are the ones who stay, especially Carl, he's surprised, still dumb, what a huge waste of the life you have ive taken from each and every one of you, and some of you still dont even understand whats happened!" Han:" Luke, you and Yoda both have lost me, I'm lost, So Yoda is a space goblin, all of this to say that?" Luke and Yoda in unison: "Yes and to waste as much of their time as we can, each moment forever gone, each second forever lost." Han: " That was really weird, weirdos." *Luke waves his hand* Luke: " Wake up Carl, Yes, you, I created this tale simply to take up your time, no reason, no intention, well beyond setting the record straight now that i have your attention; I'm sleeping with your Wife, Grandmother, Mother and Daughter, dressed up like Yoda I spread them appart and ream them with my 3 inch long 10inch in girth green machine they named Willy, and I will never stop, Carl, I won...*Luke is slapped in the back of the knee by Yoda* Yoda: Leave Carl alone you time stealing bully, Carl needs some time now to really contemplate whats been said, His Wife, Mother,daughter, and Grandma are now images in his mind being ravaged by a green little space goblin with a green 3inch pecker as round as a babys head." *Han throws his arms as if he is tossing a ball into the sky* Han: " No wonder he feels like hes falling into a well and why his wife, Cindy, has such a strange smell. No douche is going to remove that green space goblins taint. Poor Carls going to visualize his wife's treasures being jackhammered, spread, and *Han claps his right hand against his thigh 3 times making a loud slapping sound, while using his left hand to pull his cheek making a squashing slurping sound* he's never going to look at her the same or get that mental image out of his head, Yoda banging his wife, daughter, mom, and his gran.. You are all sick for creating this scene, Luke you should be ashamed, and Yoda..the fact that you agree with this exercise in image casting, spell twisting, mind image implanting, time consuming and dare i say devouring, innocence destroying now xrated display of creative power at the expsense of Carl and Carls peace of mind is plain wrong." *Han, Yoda and Luke all in unison and one motion and voice turn and stare at you as you continue to read*: "If you are still reading you've had your time taken and innocence destroyed, Yoda isnt real his race doesnt matter he doesnt really exsist. Luke is made up too and so is Han. Both are made up and as fake as Yodas Green Ween your picturing in your mind, 3 inches long and 10 inches round uncircumcised too with a foreskin thats blue, all fake but real in your heads.. The only part of this Story that exsists in reality is the time Ive taken from you, the innocence i have successfully destroyed with the spell casting (Yes real magic) of images you undoubtedly have had placed in your minds, and Carl , his wife, daughter, gandmother and mom, and how he will never be able to look at them and not recall a green space goblin inserting and shafting his blue hooded member into each oriface the women in his life all own, crushing his intimacy, and also knowing that each of you reading will see Carls women the same, Carl is ruined, he is damaged, his ego is maimed. And i have completely wasted your time you imagination and your all equally to blame. I never said or asked or implied that you should or should not stay, i called you all angery, misguided, mislead, lost, and amused some even abused, yet you chose to remain reading and Imagining what is now in your minds, fair warning leave now stop reading walk away because ill now finish this excercise by binding it to a word, every single time, for the rest of your lives, for all whom have read all of these words, whoms minds imagined Luke And Yoda and Han exchange words who mentally pictured Yodas blue hooded bulge, throbbing and pulsing with its 3inch Long 10 inch round protruding thick prick his white curley pubes and his minature wool covered sack, slapping and smacking into the ears mouths and noses the fat rolls the buttholes and pudding ditches owned by the women around you when you see hear read say or think about the word FRIES. There its done the spell has been cast, Green Goblin Yoda. Moving with lightning speed around and around humping amd pumping, imagine and see, you look at her and right now you see. Its in your minds eye it wont go away. You try and you try but Space Goblin Penis will stay. In her and on her and jumping from hole to hole Yoda is now attached to your soul.. Especially FRIES. See?!? Each time you see word. hear the word, or even think about the word. You will remember this story this time wasted and taken the time imagining yoda luke and han in debate and the fate of poor Carl who was sacrificed to snare you ALL into imagining Yodas Penis with its blue hood and all ravinging YOUR Wife, daughter ,granny, or mothers nakid skin, each slippery hole, each orifice filled -with the humping and pumping and chuckling Space Goblin screaming, "ERREE ERREE ERREE ERREE! With his little Yoda space voice in his little Yoda glee.. And what ties it all together is how its brought on by command, green Yoda penis with its Blue uncircumcised skin, "EREE EREE ERREEEE" all over the woman near you or in you and on you if you are a she and its all in your mind, and all thanks to me. FRIES!

[@joshshin6819]

No

[@yaboiitch5266]

We do call it baby yoda

[@wizardman149]

I would actually prefer Yoda's species to remain a mystical, magic, and unknown race like Lucas has said before. Though that is unlikely now, but we will see.

[@adamv9892]

Lucas was involved in the 1st season of mandolorian, so I’m assuming if he still wants them to be unknown they’ll remain as such but he’s not directly in charge anymore so you never know 😂

[@linkaran512]

My guess we'll learn somethings, but will most likely still be kept mysterious.

[@joshuadoe9541]

Well hopefully they continue to do the opposite of your preference

[@galahad3195]

I think the best way to handle it is to offer clues that raise more questions than answers. Yoda in a nutshell.

[@dogenjinn4806]

An explanation would be treated dismissively and become trading card fodder, but a mystery captures the heart and mind and endures forever.

[@raylinkman5008]

Baby yoda: eats frog baby Me: French.... theyre most definately from France

[@Prodyodi]

3:13 i like how one tiny swipe of yodas hand sends those guys flying

[@chrisadams1025]

I don’t think anyone is actually waiting for rise of sky walker anymore I’m pretty satisfied with mandalorian Edit: thanks for the response I knew I wasn’t the only one

[@chloe5275]

Personally I still want to see what colour Luke's lightsaber is now and find out who Rey's parents are cause it seemed to me like it could be him and Leia. But I'm pretty new to star wars so if that's totally wrong my bad 😂

[@chloe5275]

Aw I was kinda hoping for white cause it could imply some cool adventures he was on 😂 And her dad is palpatine???? Holy shit how do you know 😯

[@eaches1]

@@chloe5275 luke and Leia are twins brother and sister why would Rey be there daughter that's incest and disgusting

[@christoferrage]

Chloe Laliberte just delete your comment please 😂

[@craftpaint1644]

Episode 9 is going to crash the internet.

[@crystaltutak8135]

If it’s still a toddler at 50 years old. I’m surprised Yodas species makes it past 50.

[@andrewwhitmore8756]

I mean... Technically means Yoda died at about... 18

[@QuestionQuestionMark]

Well the kid lifted up an alien rhino which judging by it's size weight at least a ton + imagine a baby force temper tantrum? He'd rip anything apart that threatened him immediately. If he can do that, lift up that creature, he can surely crush it as well if there is thought behind it. I'm not suprised, you can be an infant for 50 years if you have mystical space magic.

[@villainova8941]

Maybe that's why they're a rare species

[@8day1989]

1 y.o. human baby can be easily killed by a small animal, but 1 y.o. dog puppy can kill grown human. Also what FearLessLion Z said about force. Also their planet of origin is supposedly peaceful, meaning that there shouldn't be anything too dangerous.

[@ariela.877]

@@andrewwhitmore8756 he partied hard

[@danielfeldmann7593]

Anyone ever think that, just like there is a Sith species for which the practitioners of the Dark Side are named, Yoda's species might be the Je'daii? (I know that is the name of an ancient order of force sensitives who sought balance, but perhaps it was named after Yoda's Species, just as the Sith were named after a race of dark side force senisitives).

[@roninbayacal7857]

All we need to know is that at their infancy, nothing in the galaxy can rival their cuteness

[@AdrianArmbruster]

I motion to drop "Yoda's species" and just call them 'Yodians' instead.

[@rasmachris94]

I concur.

[@HannahStarella]

Yodanians

[@paytonbrown3994]

Yuck! No

[@nicktopinoplus8393]

Aye third, the motion carries.

[@oxCelestialxo]

Motion granted seems to be sensible enough, with the little to no info we have.

[@dragonmouse3985]

"Master Yoda, just how old are you?" "Six foot two, in my youth, I was."

[@matthewsproat2838]

I think that Yoda was originally meant as a character to increase the mystery of the force but now with more films and series it is good that they explore more of his background

[@jeremym1706]

*Y O D A S P E C I E S*

[@missjayspeechley9213]

Yoda's species at 50 years old look so darn cute

[@shadowelite1177]

When someone proceeds to look at the younger alien, he then proceeds to pull out a cigarette and a red bull.

[@SiriusZiriux]

Almost as Cute as Me.

[@johnknighten123]

That was such a great surprise... you shouldn't have spoiled yourself

[@ChiefManny1]

If you love the Star Wars Universe, it's a good series so far.

[@gplgs4640]

If 50 year old Yoda people look like babies, then shouldn’t Yoda look 18?

[@trevorbishop1395]

I never want to hear the words “Yoda’s Species” said together ever again.

[@woopwoop60]

Yodas.... Species.

[@apetty7463]

Yoda's Feces

[@jessenievera3768]

Anyone count how many times was “Yoda’s Species or Species of Yoda ” said? My head aches.

[@wales2k4747]

What are we supposed to call them, huh?

[@mihawk508]

Jesse Nievera I didn’t notice how many times he said it until you pointed it out

[@t-raw1945]

It’s apparent that the mandalorian will reveal all if these things

[@h2oyoda250]

The mandalorian Of the species I am is yoda who came back as a baby

[@2muchtalk173]

A Mandalorian Yoda - this is a good theory 👍

[@atavusable]

Game : take a shot every time you heard "yoda species"

[@losbebeast8449]

I like how he says "if we have time" as if this was shot live and not uploaded lol

[@kvaldez46]

This video is a lot longer than he's used to 😂

[@MrDzejdy]

I thought the same after he said this :D :D

[@JokerL1000]

Nobody: Disney plus: *yoda been clapping cheeks*

[@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488]

😂

[@narwhal_dust5458]

maybe its yoda from the future that was time traveling with the force-

[@jesspace4069]

@@narwhal_dust5458 I think yoda is dead by the Mandalorian lol

[@TrumpCardMAGA]

@Jason Lang 50 years earlier would put it when Yoda and Yaddle was on the council together, clapping those cheeks

[@az-yk4pb]

😂😂😂

[@sunshinepugh4976]

I really enjoy your shows and information. Thank you

[@ynntari2775]

"one of which that served during the cold war" The... WHAT?

[@alwayschanging5821]

So he did say that... lmao

[@alexryantovar]

So you’re telling me that there is possibly a whole planet filled with “yoda species” that are all Jedi, in peace. Dang that would be OP

[@MrKevin486]

They wouldnt necessarily be Jedi per say. More like an ancient race of force sensitives who worship the light side. For instance I doubt they would use lightsabers or anything like that. More like a planet of little green monks.

[@KapybaraKSP]

MrKevin486 that last sentence tho

[@arthurnorcome3967]

Seems scary because the force would need to balance itself with an equal amount of dark side leaning beings. IMO

[@navecamnedia]

Arthur Norcome so like dathomir?

[@bltn7469]

@@arthurnorcome3967 I thought it was balanced through life force itself , and one chooses what side to dabble in . The force is already balanced through all things. So in theory it wouldnt need a "Equal" amount of dark side to balance anyhting.

[@elguerro8419]

Baby Yoda was like: Judge me by my size do you?

[@darthXreven]

Me: yeah, you look like a baby FFS it wouldn't be such a big deal if you looked....older baby yoda: 50 years I am, much older than you.... Me: yer 50? oh FFS man BY: why for you use such colorful language? wom wom wom......

[@TrevorAwesomeness]

Being a fan, I truly hope we'll never know their species name or even home planet. I think the mystery makes things much more interesting.

[@apocalypticquarantine203]

at this point I'm just sure that they are just goblins

[@carmeloe789]

I feel like he just keeped repeating him self...

[@safarimcgeemusic3557]

if he gets the video to 10 mins long he can basically craft where the ads go in the video and how many there are.theres probably about 2 minutes of actual content :)

[@lex_rodriguez]

*kept

[@rekanpayne6606]

First Time?

[@TheModeRed]

Quiet as it's keeped!😂

[@chubster3271]

Safari McGeeMusic luckily for me i have adblock.

[@JAXm135i]

Yoda says to luke: "for 800 years have I trained jedi" presumably meaning he was around 100 years old when he became a master. So does that mean in the next 50 years that baby will become a full adult?

[@tobi9466]

probably not exactly 800 years. Maybe like 755 years or something so 145 years as a adult would make sense. Also he can learn faster because he has more time to learn

[@YoMosestv]

Star Wars wiki says he was a Jedi master at 100. And was training knights then. This content creator said the new yoda is 1 at 50 years old. That would mean that actual yoda was twenty when he died. Smh.

[@bltn7469]

@@YoMosestv He never said " Yoda is 1 at 50 years old '' he said " With a 50 year old specimen in the delorian appearing around one year old in human years'' . Huge difference , he just looks one year old in human years is all he meant. Listen smh.

[@VcassCsoto]

He may have become a master not as an adult. Like a prodigy child. I can see him growing into adulthood by year 175-200. Now him being 1 at 50 and then finding a growth spurt might need to be looked into.

[@Hernameispamela]

This species is very force sensitive and probably don’t need to be fully mature to be a jedi.

[@neonredpanda7055]

I call dibs on naming their species, their names are called “Weeble Fleebs”

[@KingsBard]

I ... This... This is blursed

[@smhallers9905]

no

[@neonredpanda7055]

Dr. D yes

[@smhallers9905]

@@neonredpanda7055 no

[@neonredpanda7055]

Dr. D yes it’s too late

[@zer0theultimate]

I gotta give props to George for never backing down from his creative stance and leaving his character and origin as he planned. I know artists, and even Star Wars itself, changed or added things to appeal to their audience. Lucas didn't back down from his core story and characters

[@judsongarr9384]

If he says “yoda species” one more time imma shoot myself

[@helloworld9742]

Lol🤣🤣🤣. He really says it a lot

[@xicledragon]

RIP in peace

[@lasagnainthehouse1276]

Yoda species

[@humansfuckedtheplanetupfor7433]

Judson Garr “yoda species”

[@skittleswithacid459]

Wow budy back up

[@thomaschernicky]

i've always felt they should be the "Jedi" like the "Sith" species

[@conradojavier7547]

Is the Sith Species look like Red Men with Tentacle Beards, The Jedi Pureblood look like Green Little People with Elf-like Ears.

[@gamewiz1079]

@@conradojavier7547 I'm down with that

[@namekman01]

the jedi were always a multi-species thing. the sith species, aka the red sith, started off as sorcerers and alchemists, that got hella-advanced after some dark jedi got to their planet. the jedi werent always exclusively a light side order.

[@magpie1353]

Je’daii if I remember spelling correctly

[@alphacoven9524]

Pretty much darth maul species were said to have the potential to lean over the dark side as oppose to yoda species

[@lordsonfindsit4351]

Thanks for the heads up! I'll come back and watch as soon as I watch the Mandalorian

[@m4rt_]

The Mandalorian exploring the Yoda species could be cool, as long as they don't reveal too much. It's nice to have it be a mystery, but it would be cool to know some things. It would be funny if they showed a shot from the home planet, showing some of their people, but didn't elaborate any further.

[@MisquotedonMovies]

“If we have time at the end” translates to, “I’m making this up as I go”

[@koloblican11763]

"I did this in one take" This video was... not very good.

[@TheDestroyerOFkingz]

Lol exactly what I thought. It makes the video seem really amateur

[@jamiebarraclough8981]

Well ya, that's how KZbin videos work.

[@koloblican11763]

@@jamiebarraclough8981 man you must watch some shitty youtube lol

[@Swiss_femboy]

I think the reason Yoda didn’t want to tell the Jedi the location of his Home planet is that he didnt wanted the Jedi kiddnaping every Baby from his Species ;)

[@eclipse_4747]

well from what we learned from the mandalorian is that yoda was kidnapped at a very young age. mabe he himself doesnt know where he is from. I predict in episode 3 for the mandalorian were ganna see him take baby yoda to a jedi

[@profduck715]

@@eclipse_4747 You know the baby from Mandalorian is not actually Yoda right?

[@eclipse_4747]

Duck then when is this taking place? im confused

[@profduck715]

@@eclipse_4747 Takes place after the original trilogy before the new trilogy that is finishing in December. The empire has recently fallen in the timeline of The Mandalorian. Yoda is already dead when the show is taking place.

[@DXMaster-xs4ks]

Damian Hernandez how would it be Yoda if it takes place after the empire is gone and after Yoda died?

[@muradali1231]

Hopefully future Star Wars Series (Disney+) and movies that were announced recently will explore more about Yoda Species and their Home World.

[@akip0g]

I was really hoping mando would have ended up returning grogu to his legit home planet and answered the question of yodas species, but I wasn’t mad at the end of season 2

[@wobblecrash]

“If we have time at the end” essentially means “If I haven’t hit the 10m mark I need to put extra ads in”

[@jiersk]

Amount of "Yoda Species" in this vid is the same as Yoda midiclorian count

[@heynieghbor]

Exceptionally High

[@Chriselt]

4 m s their born count

[@Trenegeut87]

Rockin', rockin' and rollin'...Down to the beach I'm strolling

[@idiosyncraticmushroom3030]

But the seagulls poke at my head, NOT FUN

[@undefinedindefinitely2904]

Love the informitive video.

[@NightWolf1250]

The Mandalorian: *begins to explore more on Yoda's species* George Lucas: *punching air*

[@juanthotti8497]

🤣

[@krustykrabpizza7279]

Lmfao

[@ENERDTAYMENT]

Lucas was on set during production of the show, so I assume he gave his stamp of approval to finally explore more about the species.

[@zakattk001]

@Cosmic Nava seeing the last movie, EVERYONE needed his input...

[@systemafunk]

@Cosmic Nava Irrelevant. The fact that he was okay with it means people whining about Lucas never wanting to go into it are off their rockers.

[@tlui4350]

Fans: Why’d you bring baby yoda into the story? Disney: *MONEY*

[@OrkDiktator]

A good question if you consider the fact that star wars things got so rare in Star Wars after Episode VI

[@Rrr-jf5kq]

Great content, thanks.

[@jeremybutcher13]

I like to believe that yodas species is born from the force.

[@Gandolfini666]

It makes sense That Master Yoda Lived in a swamp world seeing in the Mandolorian that Baby Yoda ate a frog

[@Jewbacca9000]

He also found his master and learned how to use the force on a different swamp planet

[@burnsidelasers3502]

And he eats frog eggs from mother frogs tank

[@Jakob_23]

They look like frogs themselves lol 🐸

[@landfair123]

You forgot to mention Yogurt.The great master of the Swarts!

[@ThereIsNoGodOnlyUs]

It's the Schwartz, you shmutz!

[@thegreatestdeceiver1676]

God dammit.

[@earnestbrown6524]

Yoda's people don't talk about Yogurt. He owns them all money for floating him a loan to start his merch store. Shipping costs killed it.

[@mastabugfish]

@@ThereIsNoGodOnlyUs Its ok, its obviously a Mog.

[@Lagmire]

May the Schwartz be with youuioyoyyoouoououoyooyoouoouooytooyooyoyoyooy

[@masteryoda9123]

hmmmm no name my species has, just "yodas species" it is called

[@daviddcfcdc.mitchellggjb5355]

Great video.I would love to learn more about Yoda's species. Hopefully the Mandalorian will find out something.

[@RucLocoloco]

Altogether now: "Yoda's Species!"

[@dedricadams5998]

@Incomprehensible Universe ??

[@ravigill5341]

i am at minute 2:16 and i already cant watch it anymore

[@rarledge5747]

Knock knock Who’s there? Yoda Yoda who? Yoda Species

[@FuriousTyphoon]

rarl edge LOL

[@JM-tf4nk]

Lmao 😂

[@GlenGoh9999]

Yodalayheehoo

[@jomo148]

its the namekians

[@crossfire367]

I'm deceased 💀😂

[@davidhoward5437]

Great video

[@dylansonofhamburger7845]

I like that yoda species is a secret it leaves the fans to speculate and not to be disappointed which is likely to happen as we have seen a big drop quality of the Star Wars story in movies and I’m talking the force awakens and onwards.

[@raynmanshorts9275]

The fact that there are spoilers is a spoiler in and of itself.

[@RoughTurbo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DjNito7]

My thought exactly lol

[@matthewfeathers7793]

Yea agreed but people may think they just talk about Yoda

[@StefanRindom]

Deep

[@milanvujcich]

Exactly haha, was looking for this comment

[@connor4435]

I swear we literally saw Yoda battle his pull to the Dark Side in the Clone Wars

[@robdante2982]

Which scene?

[@OrisRasGaming]

They show it in this clip. It's the shadow Yoda. Yoda exiles himself and trys to rebalance and has to take a series of test. The last one being fighting off his fear of turning to the dark side

[@carloso5599]

I like the mystery of it. I hope they keep it like this

[@snek2908]

I know its not your fault. The cadence of your voice combined with the the repeated " Yoda's species" actually makes me envious of the deaf.

[@tomphillips7858]

Almost as many “Yoda’s species” as commercial breaks in a 10 min video.

[@AnthonyScott5425]

Use the AdBlock side of the force.

[@optyxal8374]

Ads

[@bryn6118]

Yep thats what you get for using a free service

[@tomphillips7858]

Old Mate plenty of great channels what don’t bombard viewers w/ constant ad interruptions, I’ll take my views there. Didn’t downvote, and these comments actually help the creator, So, I’ve played my role, and contributed, and will move on to other dark corners of YT.

[@JThe4th]

I’m willing to bet Yoda’s Species is the light side version of the actual Sith race.

[@jdtermined3422]

So does that mean the siths or skeksis

[@haze8346]

Such a great idea !

[@lolialf]

i just love the rivalry between the 2 stronest forces of light and dark Yoda v Emperor

[@christopherpelll3602]

Amazing work that you

[@vivaCLEAR]

Would be cool of Yoda's species is the opposite of the Sith species, like a ying yang scenario. Each side of the force has it's protectors.

[@VeryScaryBiscuits]

AWESOME. Make this a series...protectors of the force

[@CaedesGladio]

yes

[@jcbvortex22]

I like your thinking, because it’s the same conclusion I came to independently. Means good writing.

[@redjirachi1]

While the Sith species were colonized by proto-Sith the Jedi species could be where the proto-Jedi went to forge their beliefs

[@crvo7119]

George Lucas *dies* Disney:*"it's free real estate"*

[@joshshin6819]

Pretty much

[@iwillgodownfighting2]

Bob Iger loves nothing more than anything that will pad his pocket a bit more. Everything that is wrong with Disney nowadays.

[@JordanReedYT]

Someguy • They can’t unless Lucas’s family sells the copyrights... 😱

[@aaronc9247]

Disney in this topic is like a dollar general in a open field

[@alexbearden689]

It already is free real estate. Disney owns all of Star Wars. George sold off all of his rights. George sold everything including lucasarts, skywalker sound, and industrial light and magic. George doesn't have a say over what can and can't be done with the franchise. Lucas is officially "dead" to Disney.

[@iBenjamin1000]

when the creator is so adamant at hiding details about this character, then fan theories are all we have. I think of it like I do for a lot of scps. That universe has so many questions and unknowns about the origin and identity and purpose of various objects or creatures or other phenomena, but most of those answers will probably never be as interesting as the questions themselves. Finding out who or what Yoda is or where they came from won't likely give us any big important reveals about the universe but it is fun to speculate

[@nickj7332]

@2:33, Clone Wars includes an episode where Yoda is pulled toward the dark side. So there is no particular indication that his species is only pulled toward the light.

[@FerCerealz]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “Yoda’s Species.” - Good luck!

[@evergreenrider]

We'd die

[@MAVM28]

evergreenrider I've come back as a ghost to confirm I did die of alcohol poisoning. When you reach the after life Jay m, I'm suing you. I hope you have a good ghost lawyer, cus I have ghost Joe Jomail!

[@johnholland5466]

murderer

[@jonny555ive]

YOU SICK BASTARD !!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@FerCerealz]

See you all in the afterlife. 🤮

[@ChilledMoo]

Every time he says “Yoda Species” I keep hearing “Burger King Foot lettuce”

[@chameleonhasabaduploadsche328]

Oh god this is a good comment

[@nakenmil]

It's that horrendous KZbinr cadence since he's reading off a script.

[@ClingyCrab]

Number fifteen.........

[@religionofpeace304]

It's the same guy lol sounds identical

[@casbot71]

The name of Yoda's species is… *La-ei-oh.* Because they are so rare they all have their species name as their surname, so Yoda's full name is ………

[@Jewbacca9000]

Except in his language its probably pronounced with the surname first

[@nigelft]

Leave, you must; and return, you should not ...

[@aliteralflamingpileofgarba6236]

Imagine if yoda’s species were the original jedi species lmao

[@o1mag901]

I feel like they are

[@surfsk8snodude68]

It was the Zeffo wasn’t it?

[@aliteralflamingpileofgarba6236]

@@surfsk8snodude68 Well the Zeffo influenced the jedi’s beliefs, but it’s also uncertain if Fallen Order is canon