Everything Wrong with Aladdin (2019) in Do You Really Care Minutes?

[@tilkilit]

"Do you really care" is my fav number

[@Shoukath_Ali]

Have you watched Aladdin 2019? What if I tell you that JAFAR and GENIE are the same person! Don't believe me? Please Watch My Film Theory.

[@Shoukath_Ali]

@@sentientteapot6499 Alright then. 😄

[@funkyoa]

@@Shoukath_Ali Stop begging

[@Shoukath_Ali]

@@funkyoa I'll keep begging because you know what? It's effective. I have seen a lot of people like you who are irritated by this fact and it's totally understandable. That's what separates people like you from people who are actually interested in watching my content. Ciao!

[@spacesheep_]

MASTER SHOCKZ If you understood why people hated it, you would stop.

[@brendobiscuit8]

I'm gonna add a sin, Jafar didnt turn into a giant cobra. That would've looked awesome.

[@vigialntenice8956]

might wanna add some more sins 1 sin seems to nice

[@LilyGrace95]

So fun fact, the theatre I work at is doing Aladdin for the panto this year, and they're making a fully animatronic, stage high snake. Our theatre is not a theatre with a massive budget, but based on the animatronic they had last year, that snake will look amazing. And what did Disney do, with their $183 million budget? Made four people float in the air for a couple of minutes. What. The. Fuck.

[@anxietyattack2465]

Either awsome or really bad like every other cgi

[@hakunamatata202]

Regina Takáts And also since this live action is targeted for families which includes their kids, I think it’ll be too scary for their kids

[@hamallama4517]

@@hakunamatata202 Like being stuck, frozen, and suspended in the air in those weird itchy looking clothes and not being able to go to the bathroom isn't too scary... for me and kids...

[@hypnoticpoison4623]

I love how calmly he says "Ah" and "No" when the characters are screaming.

[@3austin16]

Hypnotic Poison ikr it’s funny

[@chronologizer422]

Jafar: _NOOOOOOOOO-_ Cinema: No.

[@dixiecronin7791]

Yeah it always makes me laugh

[@rainbowcattail4282]

Yeah I keep rewatching it!

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@dixiecronin7791 ok

[@TomBombadil89]

Genie never once calls Aladdin "Al." *DING*

[@Anthyrion]

I personally would add a sin for that way to young looking Jafar. In the Original, he was a "Street Rat" like Aladdin, sat in prison for a few years and "worked" his way up the Sultans one and only councellor

[@Crow_Smith]

@@Anthyrion Yeah - there's not even a "But you're so old" line which is why the Sultan was originally against them getting married. Because he was WAY TOO OLD. Here he's young - sure he might be older than her but ... eh it's not the same.

[@Anthyrion]

@@Crow_Smith Yeah. That movie was mostly like the other Real Life Disney Movies. It never came near the greatness of the original. I have to admit, Will Smith not trying to copy Robin Williams style but making his own thing was nice. The end was way to much Bollywood for me. The songs seemed mostly out of place and just for the fact, that Disney Movies must've a song in it

[@reaganlaurel6688]

Or Laddie

[@I_like_waffles]

@@Anthyrion yeah, Will Smith and Naomi Scott were like the only things carrying it. Her song and his style made the movie worth watching. Don’t get me wrong, I love this movie but compared to everything else Will Smith and Naomi Scott were the best. Edit: Now, everyone. Don’t come at me. I'm not saying that nobody else was good. I'm just explaining my opinion.

[@curshburger4582]

1992 Aladdin: 105 sins 2019 Aladdin: 102 sins *I don’t want to live on this planet anymore*

[@punkcardigan]

Nah, he just overlooked a few things. Like the princess, who wants to rule a kingdom and has hopefully studied economics, not understanding that you need to pay for things in the marketplace. She didn't forget. She was legit confused about it.

[@TheBrothergreen]

@@punkcardigan Economics/banking didn't exist in this time frame, and her wanting to be sultan does not, in any way imply her competency to be sultan.

[@MrJchris97]

Remember he once said sometimes movies are so boring and bland he literally can't find sins, and a lot of the movies he really enjoyed had tons of sins.

[@himynamedogoon6964]

Wut they did the original?

[@momkeybmalls8551]

The fact that genie pointed out that genie magic makes people forget who you were and jafar remembered who Aladdin was wasnt sinned either

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Aladdin:* CAN YOU JUST MAKE ME A PRINCE? *The Genie:* _DO YOU MEAN -- A FRESH PRINCE?_

[@musicaljumbalaya9756]

This is the story of how became the Prince of this town called belair

[@Mental_Warlock]

Lol

[@newt1348]

IN AGRABAH BORN AND RAISED, ON THE STREETS IS WHERE HE SPENT MOST OF HIS DAYS

[@warreng675]

Yeah you said it before

[@warreng675]

@@newt1348 Chillin out maxin on relaxin all cool and all shooting some b ball outside of the school

[@the_uwu_catz3631]

Aladdin: I wish Jasmine would love me. Genie: I already told you, you can't. Aladdin: Well then I wish I could wish for jasmine to love me. Genie: What the-

[@YassiJoon]

Got em

[@bendynamic2150]

I wish I was allowed to wish for more wishes

[@arcane9205]

@@bendynamic2150 just wish for a wand that can give infinite wishes lol

[@Ultrasemen]

What if the genie doesn't actually owe you anything and offers three wishes simply because he's a nice guy. Imagine how much of an asshole you will look.

[@juliadietrich3584]

*claps* 👏👏👏

[@heroessquad2019]

I'd add a sin off because Jafar's final wish was smart...He said he wanted to be the powerful BEING in the world! In the original, it was stupid. He wanted to be a powerful GENIE.

[@elgekok560]

YES.

[@LilyZerep]

🤔Yeah but that's because Aladdin tricked Jafar into believing that a Genie is all powerful. Probably the most powerful being in the world 🤷‍♀️

[@yasuof3291]

What? Aladdin tricked Jafar into it and it was a good scene, this makes it more of a coincidence.

[@heroessquad2019]

@@yasuof3291 Yes...But Jafar must know that being a Genie, there's a price to pay...He should know that he wouldn't do anything because he isn't free...In the original like I said, he wasn't smart enough to think that. I mean yeah! The scene was good...Jafar wished to be the strongest being in the world...That's good...And that's interesting because he doesn't know that the strongest being in the world who is stronger than the Genie is simply...A Genie. But in the original, he KNOWS that...You know what? Forget all what I said. You know what I mean.

[@heroessquad2019]

@@LilyZerep You got a point...But he doesn't know that a Genie is the powerful being in the world...But in the original, he knows that the Genie is the strongest being...But he didn't think about the bracelet things.

[@russellmidgley8465]

Charater: Eats an apple Cinimasins: You are the enemy of the people

[@GalenMarekOfficial]

Its true tho. Fuck apples.

[@firefi1960]

No, just an asshole.

[@predetor911]

I’m reading this while eating an apple 🍎

[@bloggerblogg5878]

Luckily I don't like apples :DDDD

[@lucasbehlke6344]

But apples are pretty good

[@amiirjeebun2608]

At this point, I'm just watching movies for free.

[@SasukeUchiha723]

ikr

[@Goremize]

Exactly what most of us are actually doing these days, still have people going, but you just know Disney is lying and faking ticket sales.

[@georgeheilman885]

Yup, better to refuse to pay to see a film that should not have been made but still have Cinemasins see it on your behalf. Especially Disney.

[@yevgenii_queenston3694]

Also stealing comments for free too hah? 😉

[@Battue64]

Bruh

[@wallcoconut9634]

Jafar, honey, eat a snickers, you're not yourself in this movie.

[@min-cm4fj]

better? better. :)

[@emeros8631]

And way sexier

[@Jenacide]

​@@emeros8631 So many people have said this and I just can't see it.

[@bruc3mdnaX]

Wall Coconut Who cares if he’s not old evil Jafar. HE’S HOT AF

[@jakhawkins4330]

He's more attractive than Aladdin at least but I don't really get it either

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

It killed me when she said “you really are a thief” yea of course he is. He told you he was and you met him while he was stealing

[@RizoftheDead]

"This movie exists." That's all I wanted to hear.

[@mr__pool_4256]

Meh, it’s inevitable. Disney has to use their IPs to keep them from going into public domain. Should be common knowledge at this point. Plus Nostalgia Money. Easy wins for everyone, not like they forced you to watch it and they didn’t take the old one away so I don’t get this criticism.

[@cytrilicious9285]

Another live action remake 😑

[@NamiNoSushi]

Amen

[@wolfyzenly5191]

Same

[@haruuparuu]

Haven't heard that one in so long 😂😂😂

[@khentramirez6776]

"TEACH an apple to steal a statesman and the kingdom will never have to fish a day in its life" wise words, hhhmmm

[@emoon13]

Then make lemonade

[@jardex2275]

...And if you set a Kingdom on fire, it'll be warm for the rest of its life.

[@IamKnucks]

The animated version had Aladdin stealing to survive. This guy is just a straight-up thief. Why take a musical instrument?

[@agonleed3841]

very basic idea that if he's been stealing since he was a kid, and he's STILL stealing when we see him at the age he was in the animated movie...he was basically JUST a thief then as well. The animated movie is just that. Animated and therefore the elements are focused on glossing over nuances that makes kids think on that level. Live action is all about putting in nuances so that we get a full 3d perspective on the characters

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@agonleed3841 exactly. Live action makes it more realistic

[@agonleed3841]

@@DarkWestern actually, what's presented in the movie didn't reuire too much thought. It was simply adding scenes where you see him trying to trade his loot, and the little bit of pride he had at being good at what he does, that made the audience put too much thought in it. A few scenes extra to help bring his character to flesh, and people are going crazy talking about how he's just a soules thief

[@HiArashi13]

@@priscillajimenez27 a realistic fairytale... sounds like an election campaign to me

[@lonely_roberts4971]

He steals to trade it for food

[@khwezi9576]

"Can Belle paint with the part of your world while letting it go." I died

[@johnbush5347]

That n the yes just the two of you making sandcastles getting jiggy with it while wondering why parents just don't understand

[@zigfaust]

I was disappointed he didn't finish the joke by saying "Because it seems like "We're almost there"!"

[@Forriedude]

During ad: "if the first sin is not "this movie exists", I want my money back" After ads: "thank you, Jeremy."

[@nettack]

Ads? Never have them

[@XcZeus3469]

Jeremy is a man of the people. He doesn't let us down.

[@ppenguin_9713]

not saying it would definitely ruin the moment, but a female sultan is called a sultana

[@an_impasse]

ppenguin_ How did the shrivelled up grape turn out to be named a sultana as well, lol?

[@W1ll88]

Sultana bad

[@anthonyindolino]

Prince Anders: It's pronounced "Onders" I have a hard "on"

[@263malice]

ppenguin_ Sultana, you say? Now that sounds like some gooood porn.

[@lia5911]

ppenguin_ omg....... I’m trying so hard not to laugh because I’m meant to be sleeping

[@Silvere1]

The fact that the Jafar reprise of “Prince Ali” that was cut for Jazmine’s song deserves a sin.

[@MultiDiceman]

Her song felt unnecessary and out of left field. I understand the push for non damsel in distress princesses but it was not well placed.

[@toxiigoop_]

MultiDiceman I know right! It’s like they were trying to cram “girl power” into the movie, but the song felt unneeded and terrible.

[@cecileynoel8792]

“Prince Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin...” Yes! The Prince Ali Reprise was what I wanted not some janky half-concocted “power” ballad bellowed hoarsely at a bizarre point in the movie that completely took you out of the moment. I mean, if you have to squeeze in an ill advised song just to prove that your movie is about girl power then maybe you should go back to the drawing board and rework a few things.

[@toxiigoop_]

Ceciley Noel Right? I never doubted Jasmine’s independence in the original! She was still a strong Disney Princess. We didn’t need this song, and cutting a song from the original is awful. And I love Prince Ali Reprise! But instead we get singing about not being silenced or whatever.

[@dixiecronin7791]

And honestly, it's pretty weird to put in a female empowerment song in a movie that takes place in old-timey Saudi Arabia...

[@ghost-wl3pm]

When Alladin asked the Genie if anyone will recognise him, the Genie said "no,that's how genie magic works" But,how did Jafar recognise him and why did the princess 50% sure it was him,then???? < *Ding* >

[@JakkFrost1]

Jafar didn't recognize him though. Not right away at least.

[@ghost-wl3pm]

@@JakkFrost1 what about the princess? She was almost certain it was him

[@JakkFrost1]

@@ghost-wl3pm She had a strong feeling he was familiar, but she couldn't quite make the connection at first, or at least not believe it. It's almost the Superman effect.

[@melodi2036]

@@JakkFrost1 he didn't recognize him. Iago saw them on the carpet, so they knew he was in the cave of wonders

[@zigfaust]

@@JakkFrost1 Also Jafar is like the town Warlock. Makes sense he'd have some resistance to illusions.

[@brycevo]

I didn't know Jasmine could Thanos snap people with her voice

[@erlczarfantilaga7033]

Wow, no replies

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

@@erlczarfantilaga7033 You were so triggered by there being no replies to this that you had to neurotically reply. Yikes.

[@alexmac8000]

Smokey McJoint you’re the only triggered, dude.

[@kh-oj4uf]

Smokey McJoint "yikes"

[@kieranstark7213]

ScrewAttack should certainly made “Jasmine VS Thanos (Aladdin VS Marvel)”! Sure, it’s meant to be taken as comedy, but seriously, it would be epic to see who would be capable of performing the Thanos Snap more when they fight!

[@dogthievery101]

"Thanks, I hate it." >Still my fave line ever.

[@Thaistickthai]

Lyndsay Ellis says your welcome!

[@EmptyAltruism]

I thought that was Th3 Jez that said that... Ugh, lyndssay ellis...I have nothing to thank her for

[@biscuitsandbricks3666]

Were was that line?

[@jdogg448]

@@biscuitsandbricks3666 5:27 was hilarious

[@biscuitsandbricks3666]

@@jdogg448 10:42

[@TheAlchemyst99]

"I'm going to sin this movie for not being the original." Honestly, if you had said that right at the start and immediately displayed the Sin Count, we all would have understood.

[@rocthaice24]

Such a pathetic mindset to have

[@kappa6542]

Roc ThaIce this movie sucks tho....

[@barakahhh]

Kappa i loved the movie 🥺

[@YassiJoon]

@@barakahhh me too! I like me more than the original just a LITTLE bit. I feel like the whole balcony kiss was more realistic. Like, in real life you would hesitate a little because of nervousness or whatever. In the 1992 version, it's all like NOPE KISS NOW

[@poploli2660]

Roc ThaIce remakes like these are even more pathetic

[@NicolaiAAA]

*Aladdin title card appears* "I HATE you." lmao

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

jasmines song was so aggravating bc shes singing about how they wont keep her quiet but princess jasmine was literally one of the most outspoken disney princesses of her era.

[@inuloveskago]

She's singing about how in this universe she's being told to be quiet. She's not self aware of an animated version of herself. Also the song is amazing!

[@luciferseventh1679]

Nah the song is just shitty in general

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

@@inuloveskago i know, but because she was never that originally it feels reductive. instead of building on something, they took something away. girlie can sing though!

[@kimuires]

Inu Yeah, maybe, but then she’s silenced almost immediately and is somehow less outspoken and interesting in this movie than the original. All I see and hear is, “I’M A POWERFUL *WOOOOMAAAAAN,* NO ONE CAN SHUT ME DOW- oh nevermind, time to go back to being useless. As long as I say I’m powerful, that’s good enough” Plus it just sounds pretty bad...

[@kidorce]

it was literally just self-promotion for the actress's song lmao

[@benzaiten933]

Autotune was a more important character than Aladdin himself.

[@piffard20]

Will smith can actually sing

[@DracoPadilla]

@@piffard20 Lmao rapping and singing aren't the same thing. He can't rap either though so...yeah.

[@piffard20]

@@DracoPadilla you just saying that because you see him as the genie. Before he started acting, he was rapping. And he still has it today.

[@justaguy12345]

If Will Smith can sing, that's not what he was doing in the movie. The autotune is so bad, when he sings Arabian Nights, his voice sounds like a rubber band being stretched. It's truly awful.

[@TheEmeraldPixel]

DAMN STRAIGHT

[@lunelilyonrunescape]

Your “teach an apple to steal a statesman” made me burst out laughing.

[@GeeklingNo1]

I had to pause the video 😆

[@thehatebringer8005]

@@GeeklingNo1 lol me too that was so hilarious.

[@anafreitas1646]

@@GeeklingNo1 I have watched this video 4 times already and paused there every time. Worth sharing with literally anyone that needs a good laugh.

[@mediocratespseudonym123]

Me too lunelilyonrunescape but not as much as 'handmaid's tail'.

[@seatspud]

I, could definitely use whatever you were on when you thought that one up, Jer.

[@eaglescout1984]

Can we sin the fact Aladdin hides the lamp when he "rubs" it in the cave. In the original, he uses his charisma and wit to trick the Genie into proving that he is as powerful as he says. In this version, it's like a child crossing their fingers behind their back when they make a promise, more deceitful and dishonest than clever.

[@androzani84productions85]

It’s still clever. It’s a wish, but less of a cheats way to get it free.

[@Lilohilo97]

Androzani84 Productions no it’s not very clever.

[@respectthejibooty9542]

@@Lilohilo97 It is lol. You wouldn't have thought to do that and you know it

[@Lilohilo97]

Respectthejibooty 95 I hope you’re joking 🙃

[@respectthejibooty9542]

@@Lilohilo97 Nah

[@nerezza6517]

You know Jeremy is mad when he opens with - "This movie exists"

[@joesutherland672]

It’s just for live action remakes

[@user-73a]

that's how i feel when i take my nephew to see marvel movies he wants to see lol

[@muziktrkr]

1001 sins for not keeping Gilbert Gottfried as the parrot.

[@Sirvikrail]

Well, he couldn’t reprise his role after some racist tweets (I think?) so Disney just dropped him.

[@cintronproductions9430]

They did my boi Iago wrong. 😡

[@valydendor4472]

They could've gotten the guy who plays Griffin in Dmc5.

[@jakhawkins4330]

@@Sirvikrail What did he tweet?

[@Estarfigam]

I think the new movie's parrot is better.

[@MM-lt5yb]

I want a cinema sins musical, imagine “Cinema sings”.

[@toxcity9789]

Heh

[@UnitedAtWar]

They did something like that years ago with the Grinch video all in rhyme

[@calebreese2311]

Genius

[@miss.7656]

@@UnitedAtWar omg I remember that

[@PGains]

How is this legal ???? Does CinemaSins record this bootleg or take a camera into a movie theater and then do his review ? How does he have the rights to show the full movie ??? Shits not fair for others that show a hint of this movie and get copywrited

[@Global00Vintage]

It's so true. I still miss Robin like crazy. It's been years, and I still remember crying when my sister called to tell me he had passed away. He WAS a force of nature. I like Will Smith too, but no one could have taken on this role and topped Robin. Will Smith was probably the only good answer with his charisma and charm, but it is just not the same. It never will be the same.

[@scofieldvictoria]

When Robin died I had friends over and we watched everything I had with Robin, including What Dreams May Come and Ferngully, as a memorial service. We all cried

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

Honestly I bet they would’ve had robin williams be the genie again if they could’ve

[@kilaninja1313]

Can we add 5 sins for not having Jafar turn into the snake like in the original?

[@mirjanbouma]

Yes. *ding ding ding ding ding*

[@krystlequilliam208]

I waited for the entire movie for this moment. Anticlimactic

[@UKARCADES2015]

might as well add a 1000+ sins

[@caroloonfloon]

Right? The finale was boring af. Just floating in the air? That's it? Literally nothing drastic. Not even floating upside down. Jesus. Such a stupid "final battle."

[@roundaboutr7711]

This video is the soothing balm to my Disney-remake rage.

[@TmaireTame]

"Build a man a fire, He's warm for a day. Catch a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." When I was in college my teacher misheard me, now I will never forget.

[@MuniraSyed]

That's in Discworld's Jingo, paraphrased.

[@courtneycherry113]

I mean its not wrong

[@Vi-ok8of]

I feel like when they do these remakes they make it so cheesy. Aladin was perfect for a Guy Ritchie type movie. Like gritty, the danger is real but fun. I mean in the original a guy screams as he's eaten by a sand tiger in first part of the movie. In Lion king, we see Simba discover his dad's dead body and then his uncle literally says "kill him" to the hyenas. In Mulan, "how many men does it take to deliver a message?" In Pocahontas "Stay away from him! He killed him!" These movies knew how to make us care about what the characters are going thru. The remakes feel watered down & silly. I reeaaallly thought Jon Faverau and Guy Ritchie would've made live actions with the same balance of fun and danger.

[@shikharraje]

"I hate you" *ding* . Best. Sin. Yet. Accurate, to the point. Love it.

[@pretikewl76]

"This movie exists." - video should have been done there

[@dash2240]

You're as original as Disney themselves

[@asterixobelix20]

well I mean after they added another 150 sins for existing. But yeah true.

[@bowens9211]

Cringey comment

[@bowens9211]

2 subscribers lol Out of all the thumbs up and none subscribed to you lol.

[@motivusthesage]

@@bowens9211 you make online shit talking videos, that shits not even entertaining

[@dibar16]

"TEACH an apple to steal a statesman and the kingdom will never have a fish a day in its life" I died with that one lmao

[@lelandhepworth7646]

I had to pause the video for a full 30 seconds until I could continue again!

[@malicia7321]

I'm dying over it RIGHT now lmaaoo

[@gnuble]

Me too!

[@mishbishmashpotatoes8463]

I watch this movie at least once a month. Because it makes my daughters happy. And I'm here because these sins are making me happy.

[@the_toe_taker2023]

You are putting your life on the line comrade, I respect that

[@NO-pf2gp]

The sacrifice of love.

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

Just once a month? I watch this show about 6 times a day!

[@human-tk2fo]

Y'all should check out "Twisted" it's a musical that can be found right here on KZbin

[@melodi2036]

It's a great movie, y'all are weird

[@TheAzulmagia]

"Can you tell Disney to stop ringing so many bells?" Sorry, Jeremy. That Hunchback of Notre Dame remake is coming and there's nothing we can do to stop it.

[@Heartshapedbox81]

Are they making a live-action Humpty Dumpty or did I hallucinate that one?

[@aaaah540]

As long as they remake it without the gargoyles, or with more resemblance to the original book, it might just have a reason to exist.

[@thepickygamer4450]

Do you have a Basilisk fang?

[@dixiecronin7791]

@@aaaah540 Making it resemble the original book would give nightmare fuel to little children...

[@aaaah540]

Archana Suresh Good point.

[@geardog24]

The parrot isn't voiced by Gilbert Gottfried. +100 sins

[@creativeplanetentertainmen7868]

Unpopular opinion: Alan Tudyk is less annoying and way funnier than Gilbert Gottfried

[@warreng675]

@@creativeplanetentertainmen7868 And way worse

[@Kerbydragon]

But he IS voiced by Alan Tudyk, and that man is always a plus.

[@chefdean7257]

(Voiced)*

[@chefdean7257]

@@Kerbydragon He is a leaf on the wind. Listen to how he voice overs. 😍

[@AlreadiWon]

“Aladdin no! You were supposed to be the chosen one!” 😂😂😂

[@MaiAolei]

And then he gave up the high ground.

[@momkeybmalls8551]

I loved you moneky you where like a pet to me!

[@ErebosGR]

Aladdin: "I don't like sand."

[@hitandruncommentor]

yeah star wars makes everything better, except the fan fic movies disney put out.

[@ff_m3570]

It’s pretty sad that the actor who played aladdin had no gigs after this 😢 Hope he gets more roles like the actresses who played Jasmine.

[@gaby-zf8jj]

ikr i saw an article about that and felt so bad 😥

[@SethSwanny]

What does that mean?

[@gaby-zf8jj]

@@SethSwanny the guy who played aladdin said that he never got contacted for any more roles. because usually when new actors are in a big movie they are contacted for more roles after.

[@IOnlyFollowChannelsIHate]

@@gaby-zf8jj Probably because the movie sucks and not long after we went into a shut down. A lot of actors aren't working right now, not just the crappy ones.

[@gaby-zf8jj]

@@IOnlyFollowChannelsIHate yea, i still feel bad tho cuz he's still a person 😂😂😭

[@Pupkiwi]

It is almost like Will Smith only has one character in all his films. Reminds me of The Rock, Adam Sandler etc.

[@orangemarissa50]

@Lil Zoly you haven't seen enough of Robin Williams movies then

[@carmad59]

You gonna compare mrs doubtfire to Alan from jumanji nice one. Will smiths a self centred idiot who successfully raise a cunty family

[@blurat0033]

Pursuit of Happiness, I Am Legend, Enemy of the State, Bad Boys. All of those are completely different Will Smiths

[@jongon0848]

Except for films like Pursuit of Happyness, Ali, and even that God awful After Earth

[@Boxedpapi]

^

[@garthdavis2502]

The worst part about this movie is that they never recast Gilbert Gottfried as Iago.

[@jakhawkins4330]

I think I prefer this, it's more realistic and the cartoony vibes I've already gotten put me off enough.

[@thedeepfriar745]

Finally somebody agrees with me! Illago is a great character in Aladdin because of Gilbert Godfried

[@BlitzoSuck33]

well..........there are......reasons for that.

[@jakhawkins4330]

@@BlitzoSuck33 People keep saying that but refuse to get more specific than "some tweet"

[@carlwheeser140]

Besides, the best thing this movie could ever do would be to have massive parrot Iago as Gilbert Gottfried saying, "EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. OH, I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT. I AM VERY LARGE."

[@christopheradams6435]

"TEACH an apple to steal a statesman and the kingdom will never have to fish a day in its life" im dead haha

[@LordOfBagels117]

I want that on a t-shirt

[@soggybagel4499]

“Teach an apple to steal a statesmen and the kingdom will never have to fish a day in it’s life” well said

[@Narfu1]

Haven't even seen this movie, yet still gonna watch CinemaSins

[@einav2102]

That's the point in cinemasins

[@fishreaper]

Cinemasins is basically spark notes for movies. Get the abridged plot, have a laugh, back to cat videos.

[@NicksVidz]

same here

[@dominickeenan6826]

I died when he said "this exists" and sins it

[@cartoonmaster2401]

That's basically the sin for ALL of the Disney remakes.

[@metanoia3438]

Cartoon Master and tbh they deserve it

[@ShaggyDabbyDank]

@@metanoia3438 Not really.

[@holdenmcgroin5003]

When?

[@clarencebrown8471]

Watch CinemaSins' First Everything Wrong With Episode It Says It

[@VPoki]

Jeremy: “Are you sitting there completely nude?” Me: well..... this is awkward.

[@skylx0812]

I haven't seen the video yet. He didn't happen to play Midnight At the Oasis at that moment did he by any chance?

[@shupetchu]

i was totally sitting their nude also

[@LuisMartinez-et7yl]

Nahhh im with THE BOIIIISSSS

[@Galvatorrix]

Umm.. I feel attacked...

[@PowerCookie1]

Oh good im not the only one

[@mariahkemp969]

I really wish they chose a more charismatic older actor to play Jafar. The one thing about Jafar was even though he was evil. He was still funny, and he had a kind of slick evil charismatic sarcasm to him.

[@itriggerpeople4433]

"In a cartoon a pet tiger works, in a live action he eats Jasmine's face off" *says the same thing in the original*

[@jakhawkins4330]

This is what I love about CinemaSins XD

[@lia5911]

I TRIGGER PEOPLE this is why cinema sins is awesome

[@alphagoji4890]

I TRIGGER PEOPLE yha man

[@nahor8845]

Domesticated tigers actually ARE a thing though... if you raise them as a cub to be reliant on humans, they'll see humans as their master. There's always the potential risk that their wild instincts will randomly kick in, but it's no where near guaranteed as Jeremy is suggesting.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

That's tigerist *ting*

[@adeeshwartz5624]

the sin where it looks like Raja is taking killed me

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

talking*

[@misshollis7547]

It’s so funny, the fact that he sinned it has earned HIM a sin

[@jonathanscores6478]

Aladdin: ARABIAN NIIIIIGHTS! CinemaSins: *ARABIAN SIIIIINS!*

[@naivenitara]

😂😂

[@Just4Fun-Zocker]

That's racist. *ding*

[@jeishiikanzaki]

Ahhh THANK YOU for pointing out how selfish this Genie feels! How his lack of emotional connection makes it less impactful when Aladdin is similarly selfish and when Genie saves him!

[@mariahkemp969]

Yes !!! the genie in the original Aladdin feel so much more loving and kind hearted and really loves Al 🥹, but Will Smith brought a kind of sarcastic Condescending tone to genie that didn’t translate well. I totally caught that too.

[@jojooffaraway2675]

"TEACH an apple to steal a statesman and the kingdom will never have to fish a day in its life." I don't know why but I feel like this would look great on a T-Shirt. Also I just love how much you hate those ugly disney remakes.

[@npcx-mq6cr]

I was thinking inspirational poster, but I'd buy the t-shirt too

[@FharishAhmed]

heeheeeheeheeheeeheeeeheeeehee Shut up and take my money.

[@Lavolpeengreece]

This movie came out in May and the CGI has already aged 10 years.

[@jerp1367]

not really. It aged fine, just wasn't up to par in the first place. Give the VFX people a break, it's hard to do that crap

[@philliplewis1586]

@@jerp1367 Why the heck should the VFX people at DISNEY be cut slack for making a garbage live-action adaptation of a classic that nobody ever asked for? I mean, yeah it's difficult but it's literally their JOB. And they make a lot of money doing it.

[@violetholiday]

@@philliplewis1586 Disney does not pay well, it seems more like a job you get if you really love it or to intern.

[@meeramalhotra33]

@@philliplewis1586 VFX quality is proportional to the budget allocated for it, basically, the more you pay and hire quality artists, the better you get. Disney obviously didn't pay shit despite being a conglomerate.

[@jerp1367]

@@philliplewis1586 Because for some people, it's work. They try their best with the time they have. I don't like a lot of these movies either, but don't be an ignorant fool thinking everyone treats this like a religion. Some people just need to put bread on the table

[@kaiyakr8]

*Can Belle Paint with Part of Your World While Letting It Go?* wins 2019

[@lavernmerriweather637]

Kaiya R. And waiting for her prince to come

[@christopherwyatt9754]

Can Belle paint with part of your world while letting it go into the unknown. XD try to top that chain of song names.

[@misshollis7547]

@@christopherwyatt9754 *Can Belle Paint with Part of Your World while Letting it Go Into the Unknown Like Other Girls* Little Town Full of little people Playing the role they’ve been assigned I wanna be where the people are Just to follow you into the unknown Have you ever been like other girls Or asked the grinning Gaston why he grinned? Can you let it go? Can’t hold it back anymore I’m sorry, singing siren, but no pinchy shoes What do we want? A girl like holding a lily Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far Legs are required for being a man See the line where the colors of the wind meet It calls me Have you ever turned a sow’s ear To a silk purse In part of your world There’s a city I want much more Than friends on the other side Poor unfortunate souls In New Orleans

[@sempaisimp506]

13:34 Actually, the genie can have two masters if the previous master hasn't made all three of his wishes yet which is the case for Aladdin. As long as he hasn't made his wishes the Genie still considers Aladdin to be his master so I'd say this isn't against the genie code at all.

[@verdugosilver3047]

The description is priceless.

[@rogerkincaid931]

Yes, very colorful and on-point.

[@coreysparkman3814]

Censors one bad word just to leave the others uncensored...... description sin😂

[@madisenferrell152]

Literally only read the description because of this comment

[@gokulakrishnankathavarayan3645]

Lol

[@CornerstoneMinistry316]

Will Smith's genie was basically his character from Hitch

[@SabiLewSounds]

Bwahaha

[@wintherr3527]

smith is basically himself since Fresh Prince of whatever

[@Gabrosoft]

Any will Smith character is his character from hitch

[@LilyZerep]

Yes! Watching different critiques, that's all I saw Will Smith as. This was like Hitch meets Aladdin 🤨😕

[@stephenrose8300]

It was Will Smith with magic powers.

[@kacperk886]

"in Do You Really Care Minutes?" I care dammit, I really care.

[@CodyFairlessLee]

Kacper K thank you!

[@earth-chan4583]

16.40 minutes That’s it

[@silentjoker45]

Genius

[@yotubesocialhd2]

"in Do You Really Care Minutes?" As long as you keep doing these sins videos ,you can time it however you want!

[@pabloescobar4930]

“Everything Wrong with Aladdin (2019) in 17 minutes or less”

[@josiahablordeppey4334]

Jasmine: sings a song about being heard Also Jasmine: isn’t heard by anyone because it was in her head

[@possummagic3571]

That handmade's tail joke was funnier than the entire movie.

[@davidbeddoe6670]

low bar to set

[@Soulessdeeds]

Robin Williams was a global treasure that we will never see his likes again.

[@assaulttwosword3860]

Souless Deeds no shit he’s dead

[@zairetuck3341]

@@assaulttwosword3860bruh lol

[@randomjoe3941]

Eddie Murphy would've been a far better choice to play Genie than Will Smith.

[@suniface71]

@@randomjoe3941 I agree Eddie Murphy has the zany comedic energy and sarcasm needed for that character. Will Smith is better at more serious roles unless its Men In Black.

[@momkeybmalls8551]

It's extremely sad to know that his last movie was night at the museum 3

[@songninja]

can we sin him finding a flying magic carpet seconds before he decides he needs to solo that cliff with the lamp........if only there was something in that cave that could fly...

[@bee.autisma]

Jafar: ties Aladdin to a chair and pushes him off the cliff Aladdin: hits the water wrong and breaks neck Jafar: 👁👄👁

[@wdsbhb]

I’m sinning cinemasins for not referencing Inception here. Direct knockoff.

[@Victoria-sm1sj]

The heavy metal ball was better in the original I thought

[@ThatSubZeroGamer]

"TEACH an apple to steal a statesman and the Kingdom will never have to fish a day in its life." 5:00 Thank you! Lol

[@amytalbot9141]

*That line is my favourite thing on this Earth*

[@golduckbestduck5754]

“this movie exists.” thats it. the only sin. the truth stated.

[@nikubeanz]

Yes

[@shartishhaha1646]

Why hate the movie?

[@anxarts7424]

@@shartishhaha1646 1 word "nerds" . Like old stuff cant handel new stuff ( nothing is wrong with liking the old and hating the new)

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

shartish haha Because it’s a shit movie? Even separating it from the original, it’s such a hideous, unfunny movie

[@anxarts7424]

@@SylentVoidkeeper umm, idk..i kinda liked it.

[@kimberlyhernandez2517]

The day they decide to make a live action Pocahontas, the internet will break

[@Jacob-ge1py]

That would be interesting. Now I really want that to happen

[@respectthejibooty9542]

It'd get negative reviews like Aladdin did for correcting the things they got wrong the first time around

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@Blister Aging Pocahontas, having a romance between her and John Smith which IRL never happened, her teenage marriage, then dying fron disease at 21 to name a few.

[@chriswinkler284]

Don't give Disney any more bad ideas :P

[@therockwizard.9687]

This could go either way. Pocahontas was already a pretty weak movie, so see a live action help it a lot, or it could make it one of the worst Disney movies ever made. I’m going with the second one on this.

[@btsglit]

Jafar was so much whinier to me in this version, like he just complained about stuff not going his way instead of being a straight bad ass like in the animated version

[@mariahdibben4066]

That's why he made a sin about then basically making Jafar a pissy teenager in this movie lol

[@zigfaust]

Well, he's half the age of OG Jafar so it makes sense. I hate it, but making them both more closer to each others age means they also had to do so not just physically, but mentally.

[@mariahkemp969]

Yeah, they didn’t get an actor with charisma. Even though Jafar was evil in the animated film, he still had a likeability about him. He was evil, charismatic, and sarcastic. And Still had funny moments. This guy didn’t have the same type of presence

[@27x27]

"Teach an apple to steal a statesman and the kingdom will never fish a day in it's life" ~Cinemasins 2019 5:00 LMAO. Comedy at it's finest

[@dstr001]

"no one will recognize you, thats how genie magic works" 5 minutes later Jafar figures out on his own that its Aladdin, thats some BS right there.

[@jdb2002]

But he used logic to figure it out, rather than recognizing his face.

[@WolvenDragonZ]

I had always assumed in the original it's because he's so overlooked and uncared for that no one notices him anyway. Jasmine doesn't recognize him at first because she thinks he's dead and doesn't really look at the random princes coming to her because to her it's just npc #3, until she properly looks him in the face.

[@MegC_16]

@@jdb2002 Finally! Someone in these comments has a brain. Thank you, dude.

[@lobs7070]

“See, in a cartoon, a pet tiger works” Their video on the older version: _are you sure about that_

[@jenshast1488]

Fred Carter would be excellent at Th3BirdMan15

[@parismoon2130]

Okay, I’m my honest opinion, my main issue with this movie was the music. Specifically, Jasmine’s new song, and the way they sang it. Jasmine’s solo song sounded too poppy, compared to the rest of the musical numbers. As well as the way they sang it, it sounded like they were too busy trying to get the words and notes right, and forgot about emotion. Which is why I personally prefer musical singers for the singing roles for Disney movies

[@emmaconder7854]

Yeah... Her song was my least favorite part of this movie

[@misshollis7547]

The only thing wrong with that song is that the stuff about staying silent is discount Mulan

[@aasamspb967]

She was a professional singer, in my knowledge.

[@aasamspb967]

@Always Unlucky yep, that's true

[@Swggs.]

Idk i liked the music, especially the whole prince ali song. That was so damn good.

[@CloseAirSupport]

"Grammar more good movie" is my favorite line of 2019.

[@Thepixiebella]

“All my life I’ve only wanted one thing only, to be a princess and not just some low homely maid.” 😂😂

[@bemoge7460]

That's not funny

[@Thepixiebella]

flabber chicken ur not funny

[@dannib.3348]

flabber chicken 206 people disagree with you

[@Thepixiebella]

flabber chicken Maybe it’s not to die over laughter, but nonetheless, true.

[@bemoge7460]

@@dannib.3348 Thats nice but that's their opinions

[@sophina5801]

Why Aladdin (2019) is bad: *they cut out the Jafar Prince Ali reprise song*

[@LilyZerep]

Ooo oooo and the final battle! I love Iago (cartoon not the live action one because he sucked too) but Jesus, why go and replace the giant snake with a fucking giant parrot 😤😤😤

[@lia5911]

Sophina YES

[@nahor8845]

I just randomly listened to that in the car, and it truly is a great composition. Short but powerful.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

Yes!

[@mcmptn]

100 sins for that

[@augustusgigous8943]

Does it bother anyone else that this Aladdin seems very well off with his outfit. In the cartoon, he had a vest, pants, and a hat, that's it. Here, he's got a whole outfit, like he's on Project Agrabah or something.

[@koalapillars]

I'm mostly upset that they gave him a hoodie (whyyyy??)

[@misshollis7547]

@@koalapillars he doesn’t wear a hoodie. But yeah, they didn’t have to add a shirt

[@koalapillars]

@@misshollis7547 I'm pretty sure he has a hoodie, because Abu sits in the hood at some point (which is super cute, but still)

[@misshollis7547]

@@koalapillars I don’t remember that

[@aahimbored4368]

“in Do You Really Care Minutes?” uh is it just me who cares? lol probably

[@mechanicpluto2430]

More like Everything Wrong With Aladdin in Disney Enough is Enough Minutes

[@reasyrandom]

We could've prevented The Lion King...

[@calebproductions1264]

If you all read the description it said that Jeremy roasted all of the idiots who wasted their money to go watch these terrible remakes.

[@minyt98]

still waiting for “everything wrong with endgame”

[@runespar]

It's probably because no one cares.

[@calebreese2311]

They're probably going to do what they did with infinity war where they release it in December

[@drewmur]

@@runespar Clearly at least one person cares

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

F*ck off

[@taewrld2k314]

Mingyo Chu I liked infinity war better end game felt recycled 🤷‍♂️

[@distresseddemon4236]

"You ain't never had a friend like me!!" Cinema Sins: Thanks, I hate it Best line

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Which one?

[@distresseddemon4236]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 ??? The fuck you mean "which one"?? Watch the damn video

[@DRMadeIt]

“Just the 2 of us building castles in the sand and parents just don’t understand “ 😂😂😂

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

She didn’t use the lamp because that would make the damsel a character with actual abilities.

[@Paulafan5]

And a spoiled princess woud have ZERO life skills so it is believable she wouldn't even think about using the lamp herself.

[@zitagirl1]

@@Paulafan5 Yet she's the one claiming her to be the perfect fit to becme Sultan and even the movie pushes that narrative. I don't know about you, but this feels like the whole movie contradicts itself and basically made Jasmine all words but no actual acts.

[@brandonprater4613]

It's sad how true that statement is.

[@2Scribble]

You can give a Princess a power balled - but you can't make her lead

[@zitagirl1]

@@sirennoir258 IT1s not that, but Jasmine becomes very passive and mostly just talks instead of actually doing something. Her only major act was the speech she gave to the soldier, but other than that she does nothing. Even when she actually does something, it doesn1t exactly support that she should be a great Sultan. What's her first scene? She taking food from a vendor and doesn't even know that she has to pay for stuff. Shouldn't she know about that, especially how she read tons of books just to become a good Sultan? Or how about not once she actually tried to rub the lamp, even though she actually got it and clearly saw how Jafar used it. Again, it feels like the creators were so busy keep putting into the dialogue how she's silenced while she should be the sultan, that they actually forgot to show that through characterization and basic reactions and actions on stuff.

[@wralike]

Ah, every "everything wrong with" has gave up in "accuracy in minutes" nice

[@parkermihelic1627]

Elemental the fasty nothing is without sin

[@leannkennett905]

Actually female sultans were surprisingly common. There was even the council of sultanas that was a group of female rulers who banded together and practically ran things and manipulated their sultan counterparts into doing their bidding. There were also three female sultans who refused to take the title sultana and insisted on taking the more male associate title of sultan. (Which primarily worked because they were the only heir to the previous sultan, just like jasmine.)

[@sekaihatsu]

"This movie exists." That's it. That's all the sins.

[@laraduette4512]

Right?? I was just about to comment this one sin is enough. This video should have been one second long.

[@Amber-qo1cv]

Yes!!!!

[@calebproductions1264]

Blame every single idiot who wasted their money to go watch these terrible remakes.

[@samahissimplistic]

I've watched CinemaSins so much that I KNEW he was going to open with that line 😂

[@sapphirewyren02]

The fact that the first sin was *this movie exists* was hilarious.

[@LordOfBagels117]

It is the original sin

[@raphipik]

That should be the first sin for most films on this channel

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Original: 105 sins Remake: 102 sins I see how it is.

[@CodyFairlessLee]

Exactly. Jeremy is an idiot. This live-action remake is a LOT better than the animated movie.

[@locus2k]

@@CodyFairlessLee You're joking right? The remake was complete and utter shit.

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

Cody Fairless-Lee Why would he be an idiot? If you did like the remake more, then shouldn’t you be agreeing?

[@PaxIesus]

Guys, guys. Cody's not being serious. Come on, common sense and context.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

@@locus2k r/whoosh

[@marianaserrano4459]

Another sin: The sexy scene with Jasmine being "in love" with Jafar doesn't exist in this movie

[@bedroomforensics9267]

Mariana Serrano 100% cos this jafar is too young and attractive. Cartoon jafar was the same age as her dad and super creepy

[@s.s5933]

@@bedroomforensics9267 right

[@E_E_E732]

Oh yea that's not a sin that's a blessing.

[@aasamspb967]

Yeah and Jasmine (Naomi Scott) flaunting her sexy navel should have been there.

[@washedblue]

​@@aasamspb967 this is such a creepy comment lol, somehow moreso than the straight-up vulgar ones

[@lilymoen1003]

“I like this director as much as the next....guy” The directors name is GUY Ritchie 😂

[@missmariareynolds6941]

Yes, that's the joke

[@mm-zm8ys]

Thanks :) , i didn't catch that before

[@MaiAolei]

An honest thank you from me. I didn't even know who directed and therefore didn't get the joke. You saved me the time to look that up.

[@TheHero136]

Wait till he gets to The Lion King 2019.

[@KhanMann66]

Gonna need a drink for that one.

[@Sunnydayz_0]

That will be something

[@MultiMariana55]

If he doesn't compare it to Aslan at some point and add a sin for it I want my money back

[@marcuswalters8093]

I KNEW they’d start with, “This exists”

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Should have got 100 sins!

[@spaceghostflame3500]

@@JohnDoe-nz6bk true

[@For0God0Love]

My favorite sin. “This movie exists.”

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@KarasouTengu]

Can not replace the passion Robin Williams put into his characters.

[@KarasouTengu]

@ There was no passion, just plain acting. Not saying hes not a good actor, but real comedians put an energy in that cant be replaced. Like Music artists that talk about real life things, compared to the pop rap out. Passion changes a tone.

[@aleahmarquita7354]

@ that's not hating, it's simply sharing your opinion.

[@mrperfect6371]

KarasouTengu you have a opinion nice next time keep it to yourself mate I found that wil smith was better and if u think he is not then that's fine but don't share your opinion because assholes like smartman exist

[@jazzgod21]

He's confident when being himself but nervous when pretending to be someone else....yeah that makes no sense

[@Ravenbones]

Um, that does make sense tho... People are fine being themselves... I would be nervous pretending to be someone else Im not.

[@rickyrobby8133]

twistedmetalplayer21 he was being sarcastic bro...

[@mauricedoug314]

Especially when you consider who he really is & who he became, lmao. How is he super confident & charming as a homeless thief but awkward beyond all belief as a powerful Prince?

[@ruminateog3889]

Powerful prince 🤣

[@D4N4Y4]

@@Ravenbones r/whoosh

[@somenerdygirl4696]

2019 will forever been known as the Year of Reboots

[@SuperNova-h2y]

And the year where Disney got lots of money

[@Raximus3000]

It was a year of desperation for Disney and other idiots who wanted to virtue signal while playing with millions of dollars.

[@davidtaylor142]

Raximus3000 what’s the virtue signaling, exactly?

[@alexmac8000]

SomeNerdyGirl it’s probably so they can keep the rights or something

[@UsonoHoushi]

@@SuperNova-h2y Lots of money, but not as many creativity.

[@chrislopez7395]

"Teach an apple still a statesman and the kingdom will never have to fish a day in it's life" Best line

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok