Everything Wrong With John Wick 3: Parabellum

[@SigTheSauceMan]

The horse scene: Because John had to use a Mustang at some point, and it didn't have to be a car.

[@danielseelye6005]

*Mind Blown* Didn't catch that. Nice

[@nhagan001]

I think we should confront this "Uncle Toby" from sin 88 (14:10).

[@patientzero8905]

Nice

[@stevensharpe1419]

Yeah but they didn't use a single mustang so no

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

600th like

[@tentayeprimo6674]

"We are less than even." "That's odd." Top tier pun.

[@1gorSouz4]

Oh I get it now

[@JessieTrinket]

I had to pause the video on that one and process what had just happened. That was too perfect and too smoothly delivered.

[@huimang94]

Marcos Game Dev Puns can be difficult if it’s not your first language so here’s an explanation: The original context is being even, like neither person having any sort of debt anymore. But the joke is treating it like they meant “even” as in an even number, so he said “that’s odd”, as in “to be strange”, but as a pun response to the original statement with the idea of even and odd numbers in there. Hope that helped fren

[@Psycorde]

Had me dying

[@TheFikri136]

I just got it after reading your comment. Well done, Cinemasins.

[@thepickygamer4450]

A trilogy that doesn't suck is rare these days.

[@justinc.5591]

Really, a SEQUEL that doesn’t suck is rare.

[@xtrzia]

@@justinc.5591 probably only Shrek 2 was a great sequel

[@John-core]

But this John wick went way over the top...tongue and cheek where at some points I just cringed because its not realistic in the slightest

[@xtrzia]

@TheOneAndOnlyDoubleU mcu doesn't count

[@LeopoldLitchenstein]

Here's hoping SpongeBob can join that party next year. Ironic since Keanu Reeves is going to be in that too.

[@jamesk3612]

6:24 "After this, we are less than even" "That's odd" lol

[@Ibrahim-lf3ek]

lol

[@Kalebramdial]

I came across this comment as soon as this line was said

[@andrewsercer9538]

crap! I didn't even hear that! I had to click the timestamp to make sure!

[@squirrelhallowino29]

This guy amirite

[@squirrelhallowino29]

Next eminem

[@aegis2108]

This is probably the most I've heard cinemasins enjoy a movie.

[@kinghomer999]

Aegis his review of Star Trek was really good too

[@mycroft16]

It's really fucking hard to not like this movie. Even with problems, it's just so well shot and told that it's pure ridiculous fun.

[@kkrummelrhs]

I've never heard reduce the sin counter that many times

[@citronvi0let847]

spiderman into the spider verse had tons on removing of sins

[@dash2240]

@Cyberdemon Mike the two first movies are ass compared to parabellum

[@lobs7070]

The pure joy and elation in your voice when shooting a gun underwater was finally realistic was possibly the best thing to come out of Parabellum (12:18 by the way)

[@Serothil_and_stuff]

i had the exact same reaction in the cinema, perhaps a little too loud xD

[@vaginalmucus6196]

He sounds like penny wise

[@Mmayberry3434]

Petition to make keanu reeves a mandatory sin off. Exist to sign

[@TMILP]

Signed with blood.

[@Anon-e7f]

I'd sign that

[@ThemVenueBoyz]

Signed with the blood of cinemasins which i will collect for this fucking moron sinning john wick liberal fuck

[@adamsamples9034]

420th like

[@manonsegur7547]

Can I double sign then ?

[@ahellicopter1396]

Thanos: snaps John: yo anyone see my dog? Thanos: ah shit

[@dancrane3807]

Awesome comment Marvin.

[@ardanyilmaz8652]

and that was how endgame ended

[@Klm49]

Love this!!

[@LilTachanka]

@MC King yes lol

[@yoshigameboy621]

It was Agatha all along... And John Wick is coming for revenge, to reclaim the honor of his deceased dog...

[@darrylbobb4950]

The moment of joy when the guns didn’t work underwater finally 😭

[@priscillajimenez27]

I honestly did not know that.

[@ourkeving]

@@priscillajimenez27 well guns work( exceptions, keep the powder dry, yadda), but bullets lose their velocity. A Mythbusters episode showed bullets fragmenting and/or losing any penetrating power after a couple feet or less.

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@ourkeving that's fascinating

[@twistedvtuber9894]

@M Via they would be rather ineffective though

[@robertagu5533]

Well they DID get it right actually they don't despite being very high caliber and quality... AT RANGE. Up close and point blank after he about halved the distance which luckily John realized this they were still pretty lethal. Enough to do the job.

[@kagenotatsumaki]

Movie: Obeys laws of physics with bullets underwater. Also movie: Has a man survive falling from the roof of a 15 story building. **Ding**

[@darkstorminc]

Not impossible. Try looking up people who survive skydiving without a chute.

[@georgejeff1616]

My man John got hit with like 4 deep stab wounds, 6 gunshot wounds, about 30 concussions and multiple fractured ribs. You think this 4 story drop onto scaffold and two overhangs is gonna break his spine, skull or legs? Nah

[@amaankhan8199]

He was barely alive , and would have died if just left , so maybe a little pushing it but not impossible

[@deathking1019]

Amaan Khan well he’s the god of death so anything is possible

[@brockthompson1569]

Also movie says the phrases "armor penetrating 12 gauge shotgun slugs" that is a huge gun fail

[@LJAndrews1986]

Jeremy's happiness at the underwater gun fire scene warms the soul.

[@Friendship1nmillion]

There is NO WAY anyone can shoot somebody under water. I'm 100% sure #Mythbusters did an experiment on that. 👨‍⚖🤬

[@Daniel_Paterson]

Jeremy absolutely loves this movie and even while sinning it, his joy is infectious.

[@OutKastWill2012]

Why the hell did we not get the: "Parabellum" Roll credits!

[@The_Unholy_Nerd]

The phrase is said at virtually the end of the movie. Also, I don't think they wanted to sin this awesome movie much.

[@deathking1019]

Jonathan Rowe the real sin is that there was a credits

[@10sDPR]

Also, not to be a nerd about it, but Ian McShane's pronunciation of the Latin was not even a little bit close. I cringed hard when he said that line.

[@deathking1019]

Magnetpunch well technically no one knows what good latin sounds like it’s a dead language that hasn’t been properly heard in a long time so technically he could be pronouncing it right and what you think how it’s pronounced could be wrong

[@HenriqueErzinger]

@@deathking1019 that depends. Mostly because of the roman catholic church, there is some modern Latin in use, it's studied and spoken. But even if what you want is proper ancient roman Latin, we do have a pretty good idea of how it sounded from things like the evolution of the Latim script alphabet, comparison with modern romance languages and loan words in others, and most of all, ancient texts about exactly that: proper grammar and pronunciation, both by Romans themselves and peoples who interacted with them. The roman empire was way too influente and widespread for it to be lost for good.

[@PhilipIsTheNeym]

When an action movie finally obeys the law of bullets underwater: Cinemasins: HAHAHAHAHA Yes! THANK YOU! FINALLY!

[@Legacy-bs7eg]

😂😂😂that was funny

[@bast7860]

Finally!!!

[@Th3BlackPhoenix]

Actually no. That scene made me so nervous. Bullets lose power and curve underwater? Yes. In less than 1 meter? No way. MAYBE (a big maybe) if he was using a gun, but a Rifle? No way. The bullet lose strength but not at the point to stop after 1 meter.

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

@@Th3BlackPhoenix Most movies have couches stop bullets so at least they upped the realism a bit looool

[@Th3BlackPhoenix]

Well even in Mission Impossible 4 bullets are deflected by water...

[@Grantmeister32]

Everyone in the theater busted out laughing like he did with that excessive knife throwing kill when I saw it too . It was so excessive it turned into slapstick comedy at that point

[@Iboo30]

Yes, same with the scene that came right after (or was it before?) where he slowly stuck the tip of the knife into the eye of that other guy. I couldn´t but laugh and I can´t explain why.

[@bigjere92]

@@Iboo30 because sometimes when something so awesome is seen people can't help but laugh

[@Grantmeister32]

y'All Should watch Wisecrack's video about this movie. Jared does a pretty good video explaining our and other audiences' reactions to it

[@bigjere92]

@@Grantmeister32 we should totally not

[@KamKalambay]

It was meant to be funny

[@TheDjKuru]

"You gave John Wick 7 bullets, the High Table is giving you 7 days." wait, so if he had given John Wick 365 bullets then he'd get to remain employed for another year?

[@Korovax]

But 365 slashes at the end of the day.. 😂

[@LadyOnikara]

@@Korovax That would hurt..... a lot.

[@rebeccacummings6697]

No watch Th3 bird mans video about this video. And he wouldn’t have given John wick anymore than 7 duh

[@boufbebe]

"You Pissed John?" John Wick, gargling marbles: "YeEah"

[@jordanreeves8227]

Jesse Christensen that was iconic 😂

[@consenant4769]

The only person who can defeat John Wick is his evil twin, Won Jick.

[@Shin_Gojira]

Is John Woo

[@nawamre_h]

I laughed way too hard than i should on this joke

[@deensaid7762]

Wock Jin

[@big99gamer18]

Played by Adam Driver

[@ramenfrenzy1147]

One Random D-Boi that’s racist

[@DocsDota]

I still find it hilarious that so many assassins have so much respect for John Wick that they're willing to not shoot him and simply challenge him in a melee fight...even though they might die...and most of them did.

[@deliriouszora]

I think it's more of a win win for them. They get to die by their idol's hands and not some random dude that got lucky, or if they get lucky, they get to show they out bested the biggest assassin in the black market.

[@ph1sts]

Its only a movie, and most of this type will take liberties from common sense and reality. Look @ Kill Bill Vol 1 with all that swordplay and no firearms? While the swordplay was occuring, with the Crazy 88, you can see in the background that other than 5 or 6 at a time at most, the rest lagged behind as if waiting for their turns...lol.

[@joejitsu034]

@@deliriouszora fucking ridiculous opinion. It’s not a “win” to be killed even by a legend when you can easily kill him.

[@deliriouszora]

@@joejitsu034 not really when there's been people that attacked him and was super happy to even fight him. And knew they were gonna lose

[@ouremberstillburninginside858]

@@deliriouszora wtf are you talking about, there is no win in dying

[@captainwafflez3630]

John Wick. The only trilogy that gets *better* every movie...

[@YU_ZU98]

I felt like the second one was a bit underwhelming but they kicked it back up in Chapter 3. At least that's how I felt, but overall the franchise is really freaking great.

[@omegagoat4818]

@@YU_ZU98 I respect your opinion but tons of people I know say the seconds the favorite I'm not really sure tho

[@sleepless9994]

AmHa JW2 is awesome especially that museum seen

[@sleepless9994]

Scene

[@Mr11ESSE111]

more naive with every movie !! assasins are in every movie more stupid so he can kill them all

[@lexluthorcakes8732]

5:15 If he would have given John a 100 round magazine, would he have been given 100 days?

[@rickhaavisto9023]

“Hey, I’m one bullet short of a full round, can I borrow one?” “You gave John Wick one bullet, you get one day” Well, that hardly seems fair...

[@dancrane3807]

Next time he'll give John a warehouse full of 5 million rounds.

[@akashdefonseka]

Good point

[@kartikjoshi3859]

But he also gets a 100 cuts....

[@JohnSmith-jy4qj]

Doubt it

[@pato_anao1447]

I have no idea why I like a guy talking shit about my favourite movies

[@luckypunfire6263]

Even the best movies have their flaws; trying to pretend they don't is absurd. At least this guy does it with pinache.

[@21melpomene]

Because you're the type of fan who can like/love/enjoy something and still recognize that it can be critiqued and that it can be entertaining to poke fun at it.

[@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness]

I don't either. This channel sucks. You should st least watch some constructive criticism.

[@pato_anao1447]

@@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness I never said i disliked the content, the man is always saying the video is a joke stop bitching arround

[@bikimbrown1545]

U mean favorite video games. This is not a movie. Movies use to have realistic fatal injuries. Now they have power packs that boost they enegry after every scene.

[@alanmyr1507]

Forgot the part when Berry said "he shot my dog" and John responds saying "i get it" how you missed that moment of magic i will never get.

[@thekeelo_g]

I've watched this movie three times and never noticed that.

[@SylvanApe]

John Wick 2 - Pencil kills. Directors "What stationary next, stapler (too good), ruler (too sharp), how about a book?

[@namenotfound614]

next: kill with a wok

[@deva4229]

John Wick: Brutally murders someone by throwing three knives in them Cinema Sins: HAHAHHEHEHEHEEEHEEEHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHEEEHAHAA

[@thisisaperfectname]

people compete with who has the best joker laugh but this is definitely up there

[@Noctazar]

They're evil.

[@dschmal98]

Can you blame him

[@squigglyline8513]

@@dschmal98 Negative.

[@Scott.E.H]

Oh come on you mean you didn't do the same thing when you first saw it? I fucking clapped after the ax throw, dude. So did a few other people.

[@Shox2000huntman]

You missed the whole shotgun scene, which is an extremely satisfying scene.

[@diegosanchez894]

I mean, aren't big slow bullets terrible at piercing armor? If watching demolition ranch has taught me one thing is that they should've used a .50 BMG in close quarters, that'd been fun.

[@ryanhamstra]

Honestly, if I don’t see him hauling around a mini gun like Hobbs in fast 7 in the next one I’ll be a bit sad.....

[@YinYangLogo]

@@diegosanchez894 Yea shotguns would be one of the last choices for piercing armor. Also, I thought an obvious sin was that the High Table guys weren't getting jerked around by getting shot at. Their armor can stop bullets sure, but that doesn't mean it stops the force (except if it's John who shot them). I can look past the shotgun armor piercing because it's a small detail that no one really cares about and the scene looked cool, but the force stopping armor just looked goofy.

[@chriscannon8144]

@@YinYangLogo Jeez, my gunman skills are lacking. What are the perfect types of guns for piercing armor? I need to be prepared.

[@robertdover5185]

@@diegosanchez894 Slugs still carry insane amounts of power which can easily rival some armor piercing ammo but it definitely wouldn't be enough to make their heads explode like some of them did.

[@cadanrichards2615]

Honstely u are right about how many assassins try to kill without shooting

[@turklurk]

I know!

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Knives are silent, and in the right hands, more unpredictable. For instance, the purpose of a butterfly knife doing all those spinny twirlies is much like a nunchuk, using the movements to distract the opponent so they don't expect the next hit. Also, guns are great for far away, but at close range, they lose much of their advantage.

[@Hstone-wq1tl]

Person: Gets brutally murdered Jeremy: Laughs maniacally Me: Are you okay?

[@JB-423]

if you die from a horse kick then expect anybody who saw it to get their 7 chuckles

[@MarRayRay1996]

No no he’s not

[@DarkAlex95]

The laugh at the underwater shooting is gold. And yes.

[@vectorjiu-jitsu955]

Yes sirrrrr

[@Sami-nl4nj]

I did not get it

[@kuro3409]

@@Sami-nl4nj shooting under water in nearly impossible to hit a target that isn't above the surface or surface level. Most movie ignore that and have bullets going as if the water didn't exist.

[@Sami-nl4nj]

Kuro Okami Gaming thanks

[@kuro3409]

@@Sami-nl4nj No problem

[@omgbronny7770]

It's been a while since cinemasins guy was this impressed by a movie

[@hendrixwilliams7071]

His name is jeremy

[@Mcaark]

TherapistGod His name is Cinemasins Guy. Pretty sure that’s what Mr. and Mrs. Guy named their 3rd child.

[@hendrixwilliams7071]

@@Mcaark and what are the names of Mr and Mrs guy

[@DanMarston117]

@@hendrixwilliams7071 Mister and Missus, obviously.

[@iamthetruesora]

There was us

[@3zy165]

Did cinemasins just say he found a film fantastic? Holy shi-

[@TravisHouze]

he's definitely sinned several films he likes and loves. Remember no movie is without sin

[@justinnee1572]

Joe ligama

[@Inkypencil22]

to be fair, its a john wick movie

[@mihaeltodorov9899]

@@TravisHouze patiently waiting for "Everything Wrong With Avengers: Endgame"

[@heintz256]

3zy16 *ding*

[@85jamesr]

This not only being a rare trilogy where all three films are amazing, but was awesome seeing in theaters with an audience for their reactions. Felt like a sporting event at times.

[@duk3silver]

You know when a movie is good when CinemaSins keep removing sins

[@QCraftQ]

Yep

[@calvindubose1368]

Duuhhh

[@tallgiz]

I was gonna say this but then I read your comment 👍

[@Blink_____]

this movie was uninspired garbage that just does the same thing over and over.. the only reason to even watch the 4th movie is because Fishburne's character becomes way more interesting than Wick

[@eonaon6914]

you can usually tell the ones they like by the amount of minutes the vid is. Anything 15 minutes or less is one they like

[@AshtonSnapp]

“That guy brought a crotch to a dog fight” [ I liked that. ]

[@welshman100]

I only bring my crotch to a crotch fight.

[@aaroncastillo2743]

I was the 999th like

[@theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441]

Kiriali I felt that

[@sandramills9303]

@@theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441 What type of feel?

[@donraptor6156]

We had two crotch Belgium Shepard's at the Jail. They kept eating the Balls off the other Cops! Mean buggers!

[@Locadel2003]

This movie doesn’t had shaky cam in fight scenes. 100 sins removed!

[@priscillajimenez27]

Or 100 cuts lol

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

Shaky cam itself is not bad. It's how you use it that matters.

[@rojiii69420]

I live your name.

[@wrxhex]

SuperDrinkingPepsi problem is they overuse things all the time.

[@wrxhex]

DARK FATE SUCKS, THE ORIGINAL IS A MASTERPIECE ah another person who actually has a brain and didn't like Dark Fart. Good day sir👍

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

7:05 CinemaSins: "By John Wick 9 we're gonna find out that the real boss of this entire criminal underworld is Thanos" Luckily Thanos didn't snap John Wick's dog to dust

[@thomasraines1396]

Thanos wasn’t that insane.

[@K_ingh16]

you again

[@smashbrother980]

"After this, we are less than even" "That's odd" I died

[@delorbb2298]

That one was lowkey deadly. LOL

[@thegavelissoundgavel9849]

Smash Brother It is bad writing and terrible acting. I’m a huge Berry fan but she is the worst part of this movie. The dogs were awesome though.

[@ij1376]

Fuck I just got it lmao

[@quentinbahuet3627]

1:45 the assassin's holding the book si john can snap his neck that's odd

[@peterporkeresq.2817]

@@quentinbahuet3627 Nice catch.

[@strangeidentity1006]

You missed the point where she said “he shot my dog” and wick says “I know”

[@rimurutempest4945]

Or the scene where his mom, or mother figure, said ‘All this for a car and a dog’ then him replying with ‘It’s more than that’. Like, bish, it is all that.

[@Hunzaterapter]

@@rimurutempest4945 No, it wasn't just a dog. And if you actually think that, you're either forcefully ignorant or haven't paid attention.

[@rimurutempest4945]

Hunzaterapter Jeez, did I kill your dog or something? No need to get testy. Apparently we can’t make jokes anymore.

[@legolas5684]

@@rimurutempest4945 If someone were to kill your dog and some homelsess dog would you be like "it is just a dog"

[@rimurutempest4945]

Legolas I mean, I would get angry sure, but I certainly won’t go kill the guy who killed my dog, add to that the tens of guys he mowed down to get to the kid. Would you?

[@nprluis8223]

After this we are less than even ...that’s odd Made me giggle.

[@LuisSoto-fw3if]

OOOOOH I get it now, cleaver.

[@MrTBSC]

@@LuisSoto-fw3if .. clever*

[@phantom6195]

3:25 I literally laughed supper hard just cuz of his laugh

[@ChildishAndy]

He sounds like mickey mouse if he hit puberty

[@TheFrozenMind]

The Desert Scene: What if this is an Assassin's Creed Movie inside the Matrix.

[@CertainOverlord]

BIG THINK

[@Domaorn]

My sin added would be.. "is anyone in this world NOT an assassin?" Lol

[@TwoStacks217]

The cop that John Wick is friends with is not an assassin

[@montyoh5243]

matthew olivier or “why does John not kill zero with one of the damn chess pieces in the back ground of that entire fight”

[@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure]

I thought someone’s cat was gonna pull out a gun at one point

[@JohnSmith-xi7xo]

@@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure No, the twist is that John Wick's dog from the first movie is still alive and is the one that kills him in John Wick 700,057

[@TheLastNewYorker]

"John survives this, this, this, this thing, all sorts of this, and ultimately this." 🤣🤣😭

[@ibrahimhalidozdemir4886]

The Ant-I-Channel 3 John Wick films in a nutshell

[@gregorybane367]

He had that bulletproof suit

[@sootcoot8712]

@@gregorybane367 Was the suit incorporated into his hair? kinda need a helmet to protect from concussion.

[@isaacbutcher8401]

@@sootcoot8712 who said he didn't have one......maybe his bone density is actually strong then the average human

[@erintoney7137]

In their defense, John has disarmed pretty much everyone who’s tried to shoot him and then shot them, sometimes with their own gun.

[@LadyOnikara]

And if you're shot with your own gun, that's technically adding insult to injury. Especially if it's registered in your name.

[@rebeccacummings6697]

@@LadyOnikara no it’s just irony

[@CliftonPhotographer]

The last bikers on the bridge could have shot him without ever getting close enough for him to take their guns.

[@thirstfast1025]

"This man brought a crotch to a dog fight"

[@abdullahsaeed7542]

"This guy brought a crotch to a dog fight" I am gonna use this and train my dog to do this.

[@JamieLeaFL]

What we will actually find out is that John’s wife isn’t dead and she is member of the high table playing the longest game ever. John Wick 4

[@TwoStacks217]

She faked her death because John Wick had her sign a prenup before they got married

[@priscillajimenez27]

That plot twist would break my heart.

[@Bloodhurl67]

Why does that sound so cliche to me?

[@Hillthugsta]

@@Bloodhurl67 It is. And a disappointing one at that.

[@Bloodhurl67]

@@Hillthugsta I hope it doesn't happen but knowing this series is getting two more fucking films after it with a spin off movie and a TV show it could. And I just hate it. I really wanted it to end at 4 but now its going to become another Fast and Furious.

[@golfmaster7]

HOLY SHIT Cinema Sins’ laughs are so pure

[@osirisjojo6876]

Agreed

[@danawatson3138]

I think this is the most he has ever laughed

[@crazyjew878]

Go watch the Star Wars: A New Hope episode and watch how he laughs when Obi-Wan says “only imperial stormtroopers can be so precise.” I’ve never heard him laugh like that

[@ratbat1072]

He laughed a few times in the Thor Ragnarok video

[@robhulson]

No sin removal for “Hey, John. That was a pretty good fight huh?”?

[@priscillajimenez27]

I'm your biggest fan.

[@luckygamers4807]

You could also say none removed for "I'll catch up to you john" "No you wont"

[@asterixobelix20]

Or for the The Good, the Bad and the Ugly reference ( revolver scene starting @ 3:13 ).

[@comradeivan8134]

I nearly pissed myself with excitement when he shot in that pool scene. Someone finally got it right.

[@chickentowel7036]

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[@agonleed3841]

.......with excitement?....nearly pissed yourself? Kid, it's NOT that serious. A "well, ok. They finally got that right" silently said in your mind in a very calm manner, was all that's needed.

[@samburns2765]

Agon Leed you seem loads of fun.

[@dangeletti84]

@@agonleed3841 Jeez, what a downer.

[@agonleed3841]

@@samburns2765 yeah. cause there's FUN in saying, "I nearely PISSED myself with EXCITEMENT when he shot that pool scene. Someone finally got it right" and we're all supposed to be in an uproar anf high five each other. And hug with enthusiasm. This isn't one of those, "fun" moments.

[@jakubport7361]

3:23 I swear.. This was one of the most frightening things I have ever heard. If I heard this in a middle of a night, I would jump out of my own window.

[@paulandreig.sahagun34]

And burst out your lung laughing with him or laughing on his laughing.

[@osirisjojo6876]

IKR

[@conorm1023]

I never got this about John wick. He wore a tie, like not even a clip on tie, and no one tries to kill him with it!

[@agonleed3841]

you know when people are grabbing at him and he's usuing his hands to defend? THAT'S it. He's defending against MANY attacks, and "tie choking" is one of them

[@kevinkiviste8539]

i mean have fun grabbing that tie

[@alexcosta2614]

These are high class, gentlemen assassins.Ties are a no go

[@derekc9515]

I noticed this too and decided that it was a lot like highly skilled warriors being the ones to have long hair in all manner of different cultures throughout history - basically, it's a boast, yeah there is something to grab him but do you wanna try that to someone who you know can kill four men with a pencil?

[@willedwards5196]

One does not simply choke out John Wick with his own tie

[@leetdoe2136]

"You act like there's a contract killing every fifteen minutes!" Well, maybe not in one location.. But worldwide that's probably accurate.

[@robbylebotha]

4 killing per hour that's 96 a day. In America that would be 1 killing per state per day I think. What I'm saying is even in just only America, a "contract killing every 15 minutes" is not even close to being far fetched. Someone need to make a Cinema Sins of Cinema Sins Sins channel.

[@thedt7746]

@@robbylebotha yes, someone should do a "Cinema Sins of Cinema Sins Sins channel" even his sins have sins

[@momobobo5430]

@@robbylebotha its call the birdman look him up

[@robbylebotha]

@@momobobo5430 great, just great. Now I'm gonna have to do cinema sins of cinema sins of cinema sins sins..

[@smallestofpps6974]

robby lebotha cinemaSinsSinsSins?

[@michaelbarney4060]

7:08 After this joke, I am going to be genuinely disappointed if Josh Brolin isn't in John Wick Chapter 4.

[@deathking1019]

what really really want agent smith to be in the next movie who’s named anderson that would be hilarious

[@MadTurnip]

@@deathking1019 John: "You Anderson?" Anderson: "Yes, Mr.Wick." John: "It feels weird."

[@COEYRN]

Awesome comment 🤣

[@randallulrich]

Oh, it was so cute, seeing Morpheus and Neo back together again.

[@AlibifortheAfterlife]

I almost teared up in joy when I saw the scene where the bullets just impotently traveled about 3 feet underwater. Glad to see other people got it as well lol.

[@reyruiz2455]

Can u explain 😂

[@AlibifortheAfterlife]

@@reyruiz2455 Bullets can't kill people underwater like war movies make it seem. They either slow to non lethal speeds within a foot or so or disintegrate on impact with the water in the case of super high energy bullets.

[@reyruiz2455]

@@AlibifortheAfterlife Thanks G, i feel dumb 😂

[@AlibifortheAfterlife]

@@reyruiz2455 You shouldn't, considering how often hollywood gets it wrong lol.

[@LudaChez]

@@reyruiz2455 really cool Myth busters on it you should check out. Basically proved everything the other guy said. Point blank you would most likely get a mortal wound. But all those scene of people standing on a bridge or dock shooting in to water 15ft away and the person they are shooting is like 3-5ft underwater.... Yeah that person is living. At a certain point it would like me tossing a BB at you at less than medium strength.

[@SamsonsUsedCars]

John Wick 87: We find out that John Wick is actually an immortal warrior from the future, who used the time machine from Terminator to go back in time and stop William Wallace from unleashing a plague on Earth. Of course, you need to watch John Wick 86 to know that William was revived and empowered by Baron Mordo, who is eventually revealed to be a pawn of Kronk after he was exposed to the Allspark.

[@everythingthrice]

*Sarcastic slow clap cliche plays*

[@danielworden]

You should spoiler tag that shit, wtf

[@joshuasepeda3289]

HEY, NO SPOILERS!!!! Don't you dare ruin the sequels. Everyone knows they were saving the Baron Mordo reveal for John Wick chapter 92.

[@noodle777777]

I read this in Jeremy’s voice for some reason

[@Andrew-zq3ip]

Sorry but no. We find out JW is Neo with his memory erased back in the matrix

[@manuelajon6329]

“Well my creepy uncle Toby sure would agree with that statement” Hold up

[@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609]

It took me five minutes to understand this joke

[@thai4713]

Yocoub H A i still don't understand can u help

[@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609]

@@thai4713 well I can but the answer will ruin your innocence

[@furkanceylan199]

Gimme the answer please kind sire :( I would like to understand it.

[@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609]

@@furkanceylan199 ask killer Cruck I'm sure he knows

[@theindianmeme]

Laughing at the knife throwing scene and still taking a sin off because it's cool af is exactly why I love CinemaSins.

[@KungFuFarting]

“Well sometimes you got to cut a motherf*cker” is my submission for best line of 2019

[@Mar_s-vy6js]

😂ICONIC😂

[@kkrummelrhs]

Signs a movie is good: they remove sins multiple times

[@Dragonfire1321]

Multiple sins removed at once even.

[@thadz2493]

Yeah

[@enzossauroYT]

another sign: when they address it 4:37

[@changkaixuen360]

Definetly

[@horsegirl2454]

Sin: Getting smashed into 8 display cases and not getting a cut on him.

[@Psycorde]

Well, he has a kevlar suit...

[@louvel407]

@@Psycorde He meant the face. Shards of glass will easily cut your face, especially after getting thrown 8 times.

[@MrFuzzwuzzle]

Horsegirl saftey glass, just because they’re assassins doesn’t mean they don’t follow standard health and saftey regulations with their glass casings

[@knightghaleon]

Only a knife held in John’s hands can cut John.

[@thepickygamer4450]

I smashed my hand through a clock and needed 12 stitches.

[@iamextremest]

Been loving this channel for so many years, I was honestly starting to get bummed by the amount of sins on some of these great films. But now after being revitalized with this video and it getting so many sins, yet STILL getting so much love from the narrator throughout the video, it genuinely made me smile and happy to see. Bravo guys. 👏

[@TheSharkIsWorking_23]

I was going to sin CinemaSins if not a single sin was removed for the absolutely and incredible batshit insane knife throwing scene. This scene was one of the best scenes of the year.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“Everything wrong with John Wick-“ Okay, I just have to stop you there. This movie is a masterpiece.

[@Marmondos420]

Personal opinion but I agree

[@jeffreybratton6186]

I love the movie for what it is and its a masterpiece in its own genre anyone remember a movie called shoot em up with clive owen??? Reminds me of that

[@calebproductions1264]

Insert the *No movie is without a sin* quote.

[@frankderoma9567]

It is a masterpieces of modern action movie..nothing comes even close..

[@orangegeekin4531]

“BUT, the movie still gets a sin for making ME want a spin-off”. so petty🤣🤣

[@kelvintsoi6429]

"You're the one that went out with handguns, mate" - So true.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I just saw John Wick in a Spongebob trailer today. This is super coincidental.

[@d3adeye2k83]

Keanu Reeves

[@fobabett1]

The “Giant” is Boban Marjanovic, a current NBA player, 7 foot 3, 290 lbs

[@cameronrundle9907]

Was wondering if anyone was gonna mention that. Was also surprised he was in a movie

[@rue5380]

3 thousand pounds . . . Bullshit

[@hachijaeger3186]

@@rue5380 7 foot 3 (His fucking height) COMMA 290 pounds

[@__-po7mx]

@@hachijaeger3186 r/wooooooosh

[@hachijaeger3186]

@@__-po7mx I can't see how that was a joke.

[@moshimichael47]

Been a while since Jeremy has done "is not my girlfriend in this scene" and Halle Berry is not kicking my ass in this scene just did it for me😁.

[@ErebosGR]

And that bottle of water... 🤤

[@FatalHog]

Honestly jeremy is laughing so hard at these moments that im partially convinced they aren't genuine laughs, but the sins off tell me otherwise so, i think he likes this one guys.

[@cytrilicious9285]

Nukes are the most powerful weapon Horse: hold my shoe

[@LukeSWErrthing]

Horses don't throw hands, they throw shoes

[@mr.carmine5930]

Isn’t the fact that when doctor tells John to shoot him he exposes the skin and then takes the shot, but when they get to him he’s not gonna have bullet holes in his shirt? Isn’t that sin worthy?

[@broly06]

Mr. CARMINE YOU JUST KILLED THAT DOCTOR!

[@LzysGraphics]

You're totally right but also logical. Cinemasins doesn't do logical sins

[@akashdefonseka]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Excellent point.

[@Korovax]

Then he'll pretend he changed clothes. Not that big deal

[@deliriouszora]

Since he's a good doctor, he'll probably just take the bullets out. When they come around, he'll just say he pulled them out, and changed his clothes and threw the old ones away. Them believing that is up for debate.

[@jackrthorne]

It is so enjoyable to see Jeremy sin a movie he genuinely enjoys and his reaction at 12:20 is hilarious

[@ayushkhandelwal9382]

Anyone who knows physics/has seen Mythbusters had the same reaction

[@seanz2391]

8:24 best thing i’ve heard him say ever

[@thesprawl2361]

Best moment in the whole film, and one of the few times I laughed out loud in a cinema last year, was the end of the knife fight, when the completely shattered Wick shakily picks up an axe/machete/big knife and, hunched over in exhaustion, tosses it in a slow, lazy arc at the last bad guy...and it goes 'thunk' into his head. I loved that bit - it was the kind of wit and lightness of touch that elevates John Wick above other action movies. Both sequels take themselves seriously with the lore and the world-building...and at the same time undercut all of that seriousness with the wry humour. They're big improvements on the original.

[@h-e-acc]

I’m calling it John wick is a cyborg there’s no way he keeps getting shot and stabbed beaten up and still alive or not fatally injured lol.

[@Lasaraz6]

John Wick is the Batman

[@hybridbutterfly3908]

He's Rasputin.

[@jenniferbeatty7545]

He's a god. Look at the symbolism of the thumbnail

[@Nozerone]

He's a clone.

[@oldleatherhandsfriends4053]

He's the one........

[@Geo-oe8ce]

“Looks like that guy brought a crotch to a dog fight” 🤣🤣🤣 CinemaSins that was hilarious!

[@thedeepfriar745]

If I can say one thing about this movie. I love that this trilogy doesn’t over complicate things, unlike the matrix. It’s just a fun solidly crafted movie, there’s enough necessary plot, in a fun and interesting world. But the real draw is that the fight scenes are brutal ,thrilling and incredibly well shot and beautifully lit. It’s so refreshing to have an action movie, just be an action movie, it’s beautiful in its simplicity.

[@carcar5984]

I want to watch these movies, but can't get over the fact that Ted from bill and ted's excellent adventure is supposed to be a tough guy. I can suspend disbelief for a lot of movies, but that's asking too much of the viewer. Should have picked a good actor for these movies. There's only one less convincing tough guy in movies. I can't think of his name but he played Poe in Con Air. This guy and that guy should only be cast as the homosexuals that they are

[@NavyVet4955]

@@carcar5984 Keanu has been doing action movies for quite a while. Most overshadowed his portrayal as an idiot from bill and Ted movies.

[@Drasnier]

Not complicated? Since 1 they added an entire "High Table", a "High Lord", a system of Judges and sin, apparently John Wick has several markers around which bind people to him, but only according to the rules of the system he's been kicked out from but also they still work (???) there's tiers of assassins, entire clans that rule their own parts of town, regional "managers", lots of the assassins know each other personally... Not complicated at all, no, since they never explain anything they just throw new concepts at you every 2 minutes because people just eat that shit up. xD EDIT: Oh and the guy in the sushi restaurant. Obviously retired, so is this just something assassins can do on the regular, but everyone made such a huge deal about John Wick managing his "impossible" task in the first? Jeez they're just shitting on themselves left and right in this movie.

[@AbcDef-xxxx]

@@carcar5984 actually Keanu is really great in here. Get over yourself and watch this awesome masterpiece franchise

[@WaveRider1989]

​@NavyVet4955 that's how you remember kesneu Reves by ? I didn't even know Ted until i read your comment. You never seen Speed and Matrix movies ?

[@unprofesional_tw1820]

Surprised that one of the inconsistencies of the film wasn’t brought up in the doctor scene where John has lost the bullet wound from two after only a couple of days at most

[@Starfighter-nk4mo]

You should’ve made the “you should’ve led with the steel slugs” sin a double one. Because he also started with a pistol caliber gun, the sig mpx, against people with advanced body armor.

[@fidjeenjanrjsnsfh]

Also there was a P-90 in Winston's armory.

[@stevenbobbybills]

And a ton of rifles.

[@FrankThaThird]

Yeah Taran’s reasoning for that is, the only opening is around the neck, so they wanted it to be a super skilled precision thing, so they went PCC. Was dumb as fuck to me, but I understand it’s all marketing, to sell Tarans customized guns.

[@michaelluck5577]

exactly any tarkov player knows 9mm is trash against high tier armor

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@FrankThaThird hence why we haven't seen Wick use anything automatic since the church carpark scene in the first movie...

[@darkstardarin]

CS: *sins Matrix reference* [Everyone hated that]

[@even1313]

That should have been a sin removal, tbh.

[@bakariwolf3835]

The dog scene had me laughing, like ok you KNOW what started this all, EVERYONE knows what started this all, yet you're going to threaten a dog in front of him?

[@blitzprime3958]

John Wick: Killed my dog and stole my car. Chapter 2: Burned my house down. Parabellum: Took away my hotel privileges. Can we get a prequel to see John in his prime? John Wick: Baba Yaga

[@TheWingland]

Blitz Prime They are apparently making a TV show that is set in this universe Before the events of the movies we might get to see it in that

[@vikkiluo1419]

john wick is the assassin version of karen " I want to see the manager"

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

A prequel would be fucking terrible. Without Keanu Reeves, it would be universally panned.

[@vwgames49]

12:19 When I saw that moment in theatres I thought "Jeremy is going to love that"

[@q_bert6359]

vwgames49 wait why

[@vwgames49]

Qman He's been complaining about it forever

[@tiagoleitao1145]

@@q_bert6359 watch the bullets' trajectory, while underwater they fall instead of keeping in a straight line. Movies usually just have them shooting straight like it was in normal conditions unlike this one thus getting a sin removed

[@priscillajimenez27]

It'd be crazy if that was a real gun on set lol

[@RapperRank]

@@priscillajimenez27 thats what i thought but nah they wouldn't risk it.

[@Brandon33akahk]

"The movie gets a sin for making me want a spin off" that's the best compliment I've ever heard you give lmao

[@taron1868]

It is getting a spin-off. Ballerina. John wick 4 will come out may 2021

[@ninjawork111]

About the ending thing where Winston "kills" John Wick, the fall actually quite survivable. Lets just remove the bullets that "hit" John, because as he says it's either blanks or a vest. He starts falling, hits something, which arrests his falling, hits something else, hits a THIRD thing, and hits the ground. Now, when you fall, the reason you die is because of the sudden loss of velocity from your fall to the ground. If you make that velocity *less* (By making him hit other things first), you give him a chance.

[@JackieRaeMiller39]

John Wick should have been thrown from his horse as soon as the gun fire and loud a** motorcycles started to to race beside him. That much noise and chaos a horse would be terrified. No matter how well trained it is.

[@TwilitArchon]

That feel when you realize that John Wick is secretly an Assassin's Creed movie series.

[@Rhekon]

It's no secret.

[@logandh2]

Eh, there are some similarities but not really

[@sharilshahed6106]

somewhere between when Assassins and Templars merged, probably in an elseworld where Unity never happened.

[@Simpsons_OJ]

There should’ve been a bonus round for all the times he should’ve died

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

3:24 Jeremy's best laugh ever 12:18 actually it might be this one

[@traintrack3761]

I agree! I also like the horse kick XDD

[@osirisjojo6876]

I love hearing him laugh.

[@samuraizebra3219]

The underwater bullets scene 10/10. The bullet proof/resistant glass being smashed by a body being flung at it... ding!

[@Loudpack_McQuack]

Cinemasins: Everything wrong with John Wick 3 Me: Excommunicado

[@Zarlos01]

Perfect!

[@SanguineSaint21]

12:18 My reaction was exactly the same when first watching this movie.

[@_l.rat_]

12:19 I felt just as much happiness when I saw this scene in the movie 😂

[@instinctghostyt2567]

3:22 most sadistic laugh ever

[@novatvt8587]

I was honestly cackling too 😂👌

[@osirisjojo6876]

@@novatvt8587 same

[@KainCarthyst]

6:27 the only cinemasins joke that ever made me laugh that hard

[@leodanslayer]

Oh i get it now.

[@xanderwhite2245]

Kain Of Legends I don’t get it give me a hint

[@kevina.2269]

Xander White Here's a vague hint: Numbers

[@xanderwhite2245]

Kevin A. I’m hitting what’s called complete retard and nobody goes full retard

[@squigglyline8513]

After laughing at it for about a minute I just had to come to the comments to see if anyone thought it was as funny as I thought it was. So nice.

[@CharlesTembo]

I have never seen Jeremy struggle so hard to sin a movie, I thought I was watching cinemawins for 40% of this

[@Keirza]

Every damn time, the pincushion scene has me dying of laughter. And your joy for the underwater shoot out.....Priceless!! lol

[@chrisgermaniac]

“So the girls learn ballet and the guys learn... wrestling? Seems kind of sexist. Seems like if this school/theater is operating under the High Table, everybody would learn fighting skills AND ballet equally.” THANK YOU! Why wasn’t there footage of guys like me at the barre and girls practicing throwing knives or something?

[@deliriouszora]

There was guys at the ballet. Just not to long after that scene shown. He choosen to ignore that.

[@thienbaongo7997]

I assumed that the ballet was to cover up the noises of wrestling- but maybe not lol

[@deliriouszora]

@@thienbaongo7997 yeah it's a cover up. It's basically a side business. People pay to watch them dance, while funding their secret assassin business

[@LadyOnikara]

Well yes, knives are a ladies' weapon. The more subtle of us use poison.

[@donraptor6156]

Watch it again! I saw 2 guys doing the ballet thing!