Everything Wrong With EVERY Jurassic Park Movie (That We've Sinned So Far)

[@Howlingburd19]

Fun fact, the original Jurassic Park has the least amount of dinosaur screen time out of all the movies in the franchise, only 15 minutes of it. But it’s BY FAR the best movie in the franchise, a total masterpiece. Quality over quantity.

[@chenson9587]

damn thats crazy, I didnt even know that. feels like theres way more dino time

[@Vancev99x]

I can see you clocking all the times and then looking at the results like. Wait...no fuckin way?!? 😅 Does the Lost World one have the most? Or is that taken by Dominion?

[@JcXtreme72]

That is indeed a fun fact.

[@Kobanermani]

Are you adding the dinosaur’s fossils as Dino time?

[@MatthewSmith-fy5hk]

Its called the Jaws Effect. Ding.

[@persona2grata]

I've never understood how Claire isn't in prison for her actions in Jurassic World, which would amount to reckless endangerment at the very least. They keep insisting that she's one of the heroes because she's pretty and has a thing with Pratt's character, but they wrote her as a straight up villain in the first Jurassic World movie and I think any redemption arc should acknowledge this fact.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

You are so right.

[@laurenpatrick4609]

It oes dost it. Pretty sure one of the characters brings up what she did

[@guytremblay1647]

all three Jurassic world movie were dumb as fuck so what did you expect ?

[@kaaliyahhaynes8526]

​@@BarryHart-xo1oy&u monounsaturated m b m n boo of lumpy of murmur mix

[@thomasrodgers2291]

What exactly would she be charged with? It was under the orders of Masrani to not kill the indorex, it was Masrani that didn't want to panic the guests by alerting to a dino escape. Then, once Masrani died, it was Hopkins that took control, decided to release the raptors for use and try to cover up actions at the park. So how would Claire be responsible for any of this? Yes, she was the Ops Director for the park, but it was the owner calling the shots.

[@mmx4gaming12]

Fun fact the spinosaur was just trying to return their phone the entire movie but the humans judged him as an asshole and were mean to him

[@dustinbrown1815]

Seriously?

[@pancake5830]

@@dustinbrown1815 its a joke

[@4plus20isHappy]

Like a Dino version of ‘Dumb and Dumber’.

[@gregb5251]

Its a unix system i know this!!! 😝😝

[@randallbesch2424]

Remember Peter Pan and the giant crocodile with the alarm clock in its stomach?

[@mrg2155]

30 minutes dedicated to the 3 Park movies and an hour dedicated to the 3 World movies is extremely telling in the difference in quality.

[@thatanswergirl-lucy8033]

No it's just telling what a stupid dumb idiotic thing the creator is

[@richardludwig3673]

I think it’s more about when they were released. CinemaSins went from 5-8 minutes to 20-30 minutes.

[@SvanTowerMan]

No, CinemaSins just makes stuff up to call sins to pad the runtime nowadays. Big difference.

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

@@SvanTowerMancinemasins always made shit up. This was always about being humorous over being a quality film critique.

[@BatmanFan76]

Timestamps… uh, finds a way. 0:11 Jurassic Park 3:10 The Lost World: Jurassic Park 18:29 Jurassic Park III 32:49 Jurassic World 47:29 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 1:04:07 Jurassic World: Dominion

[@Rdr_glazer]

Nice

[@Bad_wolf_41]

This needs to be pinned - if not only for the joke itself :D

[@vote4mel]

Mr. Rogers once said "Look for the helpers..."

[@89Pingu]

3 mins for the first film? Makes sense.

[@poopnach]

Doing the Lord's work.

[@Lydia-dd9bo]

31:16 - Yes the flare gun still works. Flare guns are designed for harsh conditions because being in harsh conditions is precisely the time you need a flare gun. They will still work when wet and even when submerged under water. In fact, you could shoot off a flare gun under water if you wanted to, though I don't know why you'd ever need to do that. Point being, flare guns are very tough and it's not unrealistic at all that this flare gun still worked. A sin for your sin.

[@meekcats]

unsining the sin while sinning the sinner, I like it

[@erickrause7241]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

[@frondreadz789]

Wait... emergency tools for the ocean can work even if they get wet? Mother of God. Lol I thought the same thing not all dings are factual

[@thatanswergirl-lucy8033]

Thank you for saying that. He made most of his dumb comments like this, to stuff that were completely normal and logical.

[@GovindSharma-vq5mj]

​@@erickrause7241 awww.. Someone feels dumb af because they never educated themselves in a specific area that the person did. Awful try at a stereotype

[@Titangoboom99]

I know the original jurassic park has MANY flaws. But. Its still my favorite movie. Watching it in theaters. FEELING the tyrannosaurus walk. Hearing the DEAFENING roar. Maybe im just an old man but that movie holds a special place in my heart.

[@88porpoise]

No movie is without flaws. The biggesr thing is that it is easy to look past a lot of flaws in an otherwise good movie. My favourite example is the Indian Jones IV fridge scene. It is dumb, really dumb. But it isn't any worse than the magic box train escape in The Last Crusade, but The Last Crusade is a freaking awesome movie so it gets a pass. Or The Temple of Doom plane escape is far worse than the fridge, but (although the worst of the trilogy) it is still a really good movie so it gets away with it.

[@zyxoph]

I wish I could see the first movie in a theatre but I came out 15 years before I was even born so I only managed to see fallen kingdom and dominion in a theatre:,)

[@kbggaminggg8078]

I didn’t get to see any original jurrassic park movies in theatre but I saw ever jurrassic world except dominion

[@wexfordrob]

100% agree. Lots of flaws but still miles ahead of modern blockbusters that are basically only marvel films anyway. I’ll never forget the first scene with the T rex in the cinema either. Just epic. Everyone was blown away

[@skylerfigallo9056]

Maybe you're an old man AND this movie holds a special place in your heart. I'm in the same boat 👍

[@gabedom_]

3:03 This scene always pissed me off, because everyone is struggling to do something, except TIMMY. He could easily give the shotgun to Ellie, but instead he literally STANDS AROUND SLAPPING HIS OWN HEAD OUT OF BOREDOM! Go rewatch that scene, its aggravating.

[@kalebseiler8577]

Very true. I love the first Jurassic Park movie but that one scene has alway drove me crazy. Lol

[@scottb3034]

Alan Grant told him to leave and be next to Lex. It's faint but you can hear it (or he was saying something to Ellie). He probably thought it was not a good idea to have a 10 year old grab a high powered weapon in a stressful situation.

[@thatanswergirl-lucy8033]

I always hoped they would shoot him or throw him to Raptors for that one.... I fn can't with him in that scene... not to mention he's a fn spoiled always whining brat

[@thatanswergirl-lucy8033]

​@@scottb3034please don't be ridiculous

[@scottb3034]

@@thatanswergirl-lucy8033 yes, don't be.

[@coolguyyy9071]

Jurassic Park (1993): a fun dinosaur adventure Jurassic World: Dominion (2022): GENETIC ENGINEERED BUG

[@88porpoise]

Just wait for 2040 when Jurassic Universe III comes out....

[@andrewbogard2411]

Tbh they could have done what they set up where they showed a movie of people trying to survive with dinosaurs or something similar or a group of people capturing those dinosaurs

[@emergcon]

Just another Book by the author. But the bugs wäre robots

[@jayreezy6733]

So? Whats your point here? I don't get it

[@meekcats]

Yea I hated dominon, all they cared about was making a nastolgic movie feature ing all the old movies and crap..yes you can do that but why don't you be creative about it? They really said " ok well were out if dinosaurs. GREGORY GET THE ANIMATED LOCUST! " The dinosaur fighting was COOL AS HELL, but the clone girl? Oh my god just make a different movie at this point. I could make a betterish movie and that says alot, because I'm a very crappy story writer. But I could still make a better dinosaur villain then LOCUST. This is just my opinion, if you like this movie good on you! But oh my god it just burns my brain thinking about it.

[@dilaraselen1080]

first jurassic park movie has a special place in my heart. its one of my comfort movies. it didnt completely rely on dinos for the fear factor. it was the fear of unknown as they had limited info and only theories on what these creatures were capable of. it also touched a lot of subjects like natural selection, order of chaos and morals of science. it was more of a philosophy movie with just enough amount of action. made you question things while you watched. interesting characters, great cinematography and top notch storyline in my opinion. love the video tho lol i had fun watching it

[@rhealitystudios]

So the video at 1:04:22 is actually a stock video that we use in my drivers ed class, they just added a couple people and a stegasaurus to it. In the originaly he's not swearving to avoid the animal, he came out of the curve to fast and skidded and lost control

[@pokechimp1544]

That's hilarious

[@SvanTowerMan]

I actually saw that in a Top 10 video not long before seeing the movie, so that was a fun Easter egg.

[@drownthepoor]

The "flight-simulator" that Lex uses to reboot the system is actually a real thing. It's the visual file system used in IRIX, a custom UNIX operating system from SGI aka Silicon Graphics Inc. These are the same computers the dinosaurs would have been designed/animated/rendered on, and the same ones your favorite video-games for PlayStation or N64 were designed with. In UNIX, everything is a file. And absent from knowing the exact command, she could plausibly initiate the power/locks by executing that utility via file.

[@spafieman-wq3bh]

I am both impressed and resisting the urge to use the nerd emoji at the same time

[@pattierotondo1108]

I used to work down the street from SGI. Their old building is now the Computer History Museum.

[@benjaminrosiek5007]

The compys in the book explicitly are venomous, causing the envenomed creature become slow, sleepy and compliant. Of course real life compys we have no idea about. But the fact they were venomous isnt conveyed. Also the books had serious horror elements, while the movies had a more adventure tone.

[@Pepsithegoat]

There's so many sins that would have been solved if the movie used more information from the book

[@lizzykatieschindele6265]

The book was SO GOOD!

[@justsomeguy1136]

Idk if it's compys you're thinking of or the troodons because I remember someone saying that like the jurassic park story game troodons were one if the main dinosaurs that hunted everyone and are specifically mentioned as poisonous/venomous I forget which.

[@benjaminrosiek5007]

@justsomeguy1136 no it was the compsognathus

[@gamerman782]

If anyone wonders about the scene where the girl gets attacked at 3:22 - 3:55 is a reference to the original Jurassic Park book, where the epilogue was setting up a plot where those tiny dinosaurs had managed to get to the mainland and were killing chickens and babies, as well as attacking the girl. Basically a reference to something that was barely mentioned in a book that takes place before the Lost World.

[@misspinkpunkykat]

The girl lived in the book too. She drew a picture of the dinosaur that bit her and someone says her drawing is VERY specific and isn't just some random "dinosaur drawn by a kid". That this girl obviously saw something.

[@oogalyboogaly-qb2vp]

They probably didn't do it out of fear of backlash for the...compy in the crib scene...because let's face it it's be criminal to not have that. Screw the kids I wanna see a tiny green lizard eat a baby!!!

[@scottb3034]

that wasn't in the epilogue. all of that occurred in the first third of the book. the epilogue to the first book was the survivors being detained by the Costa Rican government at a hotel for questioning about the island.

[@misspinkpunkykat]

@@scottb3034 Yep. Book and movie were like two complely different stories.

[@Tomcat41385]

also the compys killed john hammond in the first book iirc right?

[@darkKyrios13]

51:48 I paused for laughing like hell. Saw the lava and went, "Why.... why is the lava circling him like it's hunting him? It's almost like the plot demands he live."

[@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes]

You're easily amused...

[@rosswayman7979]

In Lost World there was apparently a deleted or planned scene where the raptors attack the people on the boat but manage to leave before it gets too far from the shore. It got cut but it then creates a massive plot hole where people assume it was the T-Rex escaping but then it has to get back down into containment by the time it arrives in San Diego

[@Skeletextman]

I thought it was a team of human saboteurs with axes making it look like a dinosaur attack.

[@Nerd_Warehouse]

This comment is literally completely false; where's your source man?

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

@@Nerd_Warehousecompletely false? Lmfao. Read the novel and get back to me kiddo.

[@Zayzanater]

@@Nerd_Warehouse Read the novel..

[@blakeharris58]

@@Nerd_Warehouseit was confirmed back in 1997.

[@Aaron_J._Holt]

CinemaSins definitely needs to do a re-sin of the first Jurassic Park. Their original video is only 3 minutes and 36 seconds, and they can find so much more to sin than that.

[@SantaCluas]

Been saying this for years. The best and most sinable movie and it’s been stuck at 3 mins for like 10 years

[@livethefuture2492]

Still a Great movie though! Fond memories... I Remember me and my friends would obsess over dinosaurs and the like, play dinosaur games, we'd carry around these massive encyclopedias of dinosaur facts and just talk amd nerd out about dinosaurs at length. Those were good times, This movie captures something that aspect that I think no other movie after really captured, and that's just the childlike wonder and imagination that really stems forth from the first time you see that brachiosauraus lumber into view and beautiful John Williams' score playing in the background. Man thats a moment I'll never forget! it was one of the things that got me that got me into the natural sciences in the first place, and for that I look back on it fondly. Lots of good memories and childhood nostalgia there.

[@AdamThoba2]

yea but they changed. and went left. they used to be quick, netural, and didnt say 4 paragraphs per sin, sins were simple like for example: *Spiderman 2* from 2004 was *Peter Parker uses Bing" ding, *these webs wouldn't shoot that far* "ding" . Today CinSins are like say 2 dudes are about to shoot each other in an action film and draw their guns, used to be *one guy is aiming his gun to far away* ding. or *this gun is clearly a prop* ding. today CinSins say "two guys about to shoot each other, why not have one of them try to get a job a KFC, which by the way should be in theatres, where i used to work, and no they don't get sticky floors from the butter* "ding".

[@EmaculateRecords305]

Movie is flawless

[@mondaymorningmowingwithmike]

There's a scene where Ian and Alan accidentally hold hands

[@DestructiveSpirit674]

As for the whole on the ship in lost world at 17:12 there is a cut scene showing that there were raptors stowed away on the ship and that's how that guy's hand got left there along with why the Rex was still locked in the cargo area

[@patrickspencer6550]

1:20:27 “Forget the hat!” Anyone remember how he forgot it in 1993, but Billy somehow got it in 2001?

[@Cyperr]

​@mickie_fartedLike you

[@thomasbrown4626]

Jurassic Park 2 shows what happens when you go into the tall grass without a Pokémon of your own.

[@heavenleigh3344]

😂 I know what Gen you are from! The best one!

[@kbggaminggg8078]

Yesssssssssa

[@TommyPrime4]

​@@heavenleigh3344 Is he millenial?

[@BOLDgames]

"no force on heaven or earth could get me on that island" - except a fake cheque that he clearly didn't cash before getting on the plane.

[@TrapperAaron]

It would have been hilarious if they had him holding one of thoes giant cheques u see when someone wins some shit.

[@TheWarmachine375]

"Clever girl." - one of the iconic lines in Jurassic Park

[@Bbb.anana6]

@mickie_fartedu suck😂😂😂

[@criticitizen8749]

Except when he looks at Ellie to tell her to run and loses sight of what he thought he saw. lol (Never take your eyes off of a meat eater.)

[@invictus0x0]

The program the girl uses was real, it was a 3D file system viewer made by SGI for IRIX systems called File System Navigator.

[@tsg9256]

CinemaSins not knowing the difference between a pteranodon and a pteradactyl.........Ding!

[@whitmerule2753]

Also: 'mama pterodactyl', when all the adult pteranodons we see are male. There's sexual dimorphism in the shape of the head crests, though I'm not sure whether that was known at the time the film was made, so it's certainly not cinemasins' fault, and may not even be the fault of the producers.

[@FRESCO_KUN]

Cinima sins makes videos of their fuck ups. They are good sports about it, they mess up too sometimes

[@steveouk90126]

3:35 - Little girl looking right at lizards, says "Are you some kind of bird?" Script-writers don't know how little kids think and speak.

[@leonardomedeiros7683]

About the 24rd sin: There's a sketch of the park made by the autor of the book. He draws the t-rex paddock to be all as deep as it shows with only one high area to atract the lizard to show to the visitors Here's another sin between 495 and 496: In the 2015 Jurassic World, Jimmy Fellon not only says but he shows that the glass can take a .50 bullet and not break. Now I'm not a gun specialist but that one Owen shots the glass with does not look like something superior to .50

[@tau12usr85]

and it is under water too, that bullet would lose all its energy after couple of feet even if it fired at all.

[@jackspinner4727]

It’s not the size of the bullet it’s the speed at which it hits the target. That’s why you want a 9 over a 45 when shooting a bear. Cmon get it right bub.

[@headlessspaceman5681]

@@jackspinner4727 If you're shooting anything other than mace at a bear in self-defense you're already in trouble. If you mean shooting a bear for fun... that's just messed up man.

[@jackspinner4727]

@@headlessspaceman5681 I shoot bears once for fun and twice cause I can.

[@barttrodd7918]

A sin you missed from Jurassic Park is that you can see a human hand balance the tail of the velociraptor as it pushes the door open to the kitchen. Once you see it you can never unsee it 😂 but it is a blink and miss it moment. Loved the video ❤

[@purplerider2362]

You should do a colab with pitch meetings. Because watching these cinema sins videos back to back is super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

[@slosh360]

Wow wow wow wow... Wow

[@rockyhiggs]

Backhanded collaborative respect is TIGHT

[@rustumlaattoe]

3:09 That's a real operating system. It really looks like that and works like that...

[@jayluck8047]

The kid in me says the San Diego parts of The Lost World are the best part.

[@Cpl._Dwayne_Hicks]

My inner kid and my regular adult says its the worst one in Lost World.

[@ImZyker]

amen

[@erroneous6947]

Jurassic park III reminds me of taking city people hunting. Yelling, using cologne-perfume, and stumbling around like idiots.

[@ziggyisdumb2953]

Ooo sorry Mr Wild.

[@nullenski]

Jeff Goldblum had the most sexual energy I have ever felt in the first Jurassic park

[@kbggaminggg8078]

Yes bro even his bobble head is sexualized💀

[@Hakuofthewatertribe]

I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

[@Hakuofthewatertribe]

I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

[@Hakuofthewatertribe]

I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

[@Hakuofthewatertribe]

I felt he had about the same sexual energy as johnny bravo. He can try, he's not getting the girl. Even his kids are adopted cause one of them is 100 percent black.

[@sidekickz2180]

You're sinning my childhood right here. ... and I approve

[@HornedSerpent86]

You don't know this already the character that Jeff Goldblum plays in the Jurassic Park movies. Originally died in the first Jurassic Park Book.

[@79cats90]

Technically, based on the Lost World novel, his death was reported, although he hadn’t actually died. But yes, before the Lost World was written, Ian Malcom died

[@hazeltifiaeh6196]

(FYI this statement is all in joking matter) After all the complaining about the hand thing to "control" the dino I did some research. They stole this from Hiccup in HTTYD. HTTYD came out in 2010. JW came out in 2015. They saw Hiccup do his hand thing and said, "We wanna do that."

[@GeroldGarthcia]

Additional sin: In OG Jurassic Park when the at least 10000 pound Trex slams it's head down onto plastic window it doesn't crush the children under said window at all. Like not even a broken wrist? No theyre able to push back against the Trex with their hands and knees.

[@jazonjalapeno1406]

11:30 I never quite understood that scene. Eddie attach the rope to a trunk. Then they can climb up through the RV, they got a lot of anchor point for their feet in there. Trying to pull the RV with the car was totally unneccessary, and impossible. He could even have launched the pulley cable, and pull them up all at once. Then drive off somewhere safer. Eddie sacrifice wasn't necessary 😞

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

Ironically the same as Eddie from stranger things. Apparently Eddie’s just like the play the hero.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Thank you for pointing these facts out.

[@scottb3034]

he was pulling the RV because they thought at the time it was their *only means to leave the island* AND it was their *only shelter.* It is sheer luck that A) the hunting party decided to join them B) there was a geothermal fueled village with the ability to call for help. That is not a mistake by him at all.

[@scottb3034]

@@BarryHart-xo1oy Not really facts at all under the circumstances. looking at it after the fact knowing a working workers village was a viable option. they didn't know that however.

[@Realfm0lk]

2:18 the explanation behind this is that there are two sections of the paddock being connected by a very steep hill and the rex was standing on the elevated part of it, and the car timmy was in was pushed off on the deeper end of the paddock

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

Except it all happens in the same area. Meaning the T-Rex breaks throughs the fence in the same area where he pushed off the jeep, there is no sign of a hill and if there was a hill it would have to be very close to where he pushes off the car... and to go from the road height to the height at the bottom of the wall it would have to be a straight up cliff to be that sudden.

[@88porpoise]

Watching the end of the Jurassic World II, where you say it is like they were just going through the motions with that movie to get to the third one (the one that they named their trilogy after, the dinosaur "World"). I agree that the second Jurassic World movie really feels like that. And then they completely skip over that entire thing with one montage of dinosaurs being a problem at the beginning of the third movie and one with them integrated into the world at the end. I really wonder what went on behind the scenes to end up with the giant locust plot. Could they not come up with a script in time so they took one off a dusty shelf and stuck some Jurrasic Park/World into it? That is the only thing that makes something close to sense to me.

[@johnrobinson380]

What’s crazy is after Fallen Kingdom released even the director said he wasn’t big on it but he needed to make it to get to where he wanted 3 to be then yeah 3 threw it away 😂

[@klownbeans]

The first Jurassic Park is only 3 minutes. 😂 Even Cinemasins knows it's a masterpiece.

[@RolandHazoto]

Watching this is just making me want to play Jurassic World Evolution 2. Unlike these movies, that game gets better the farther into the franchise it gets.

[@omega311888]

havent seen the last one yet. i was on the fence about it and thanks you you, i dont have to suffer through it. thanks for all your hard work.

[@Linkforlife199]

I wish Lost World was Kobayashi hunting down dinosaurs and Ian's group weren't sent to stop them, that would have been awesome to watch, and no San Diego scene. I crack up everytime I hear "Spectato-dactyl" during the Jurassic Park 3 video/portion. Every single Jurassic movie has kids involved in it, but at least Lex and Tim were part of the action from the get go, Zach, Gray and Maisie felt like they were kind of there, and Eric WAS the plot to get Grant on the island to rescue him. The Indoraptor running into the dumb waiter was likely paralleling the first movie when a raptor did the same thing when going after Lex, although, it ran into a reflection on another surface. Another part that cracks me up every time I watch the Dominion section/video is when Jeremy says "GODAMNIT BLUE!"

[@stevensrocks798]

I do love these compilations, you start off normal and end up just irate and sarcastic 😅

[@AccurateRain137]

Someone once asked me, “ Hey kid, do you know who Johnny Sins is?” I thought immediately of this channel and assumed the guy who runs it is just REALLY dedicated and so I responded, “ yeah that’s the guy who does cinema sins on KZbin right?” They proceeded to laugh as he’s actually a lot more than a KZbinr, he’s a doctor, a veteran, a veterinarian, a fireman and an all around (pornstar) good guy! This is a real story btw.

[@moscuadelendaest]

I'll take things that never happened for $420.

[@Rezo3]

I always said there was no way Ellie was helping at all where she was pushing on the door. I'm sad y'all didn't mention Sarah petting the baby Stegosaurus, then saying that they are there to observe and not interact so Nick can't smoke. 😅

[@Vortex_Feedz]

21:13 I literally died when the dinosaur spoke ⚰️

[@AriesMoneychanger]

20:17 Sam Neill's response here is the funniest, most entertaining shot 📹📹📹in the entire franchise.😂😂😂

[@DankrumStar]

The original three are my favorite guilt movies. As a kid and even now I will watch them over and over! I love them ❤❤❤

[@CrownMe13]

I’m shocked during the Fallen Kingdom sins he didn’t mention how the guy who got his arm bitten off reacted like it was a paper cut

[@pohldriver]

1:04:30 cars don't suddenly skid out of control. That's the person not knowing how to drive and has nothing to do with the vehicle. If you come around a blind curve to something in your way, you will not get stopped in time. You can brake hard to shed speed, then let off as you steer to where there's the least amount of danger. Slamming on the brakes, even with ABS and modern babysitting electronics, puts you at risk of losing control anytime you're not traveling in a straight line. Being aware of your surroundings is paramount. If someone is next to you, unless it's a human, it's better to hit what's in front of you than suddenly jerk the wheel into the vehicle next to you. The front of you're vehicle is designed to absorb a high energy impact far better than the sides.

[@haydenhight3300]

My favorite aspect of this video is the fact that none of the scenes featuring the Dilophosaurus killing Nedry and Dodgson were criticized because even Cinema sins knows that the greatest dinosaur of the franchise is the small frilled lizard that spits venom

[@AriesMoneychanger]

32:14 "Raging murder-birds"😂😂😂 That should be my username 🦕🦖

[@markadams9502]

13:05 Lol, they used this line as one of the loading screen quotes for Jurassic World Evolution 2... a game where you can send dinosaurs off your island

[@emtee7138]

It gets worse when you remember you can do it with dinosaurs you specifically engineered to be mean

[@markadams9502]

@@emtee7138 yes, exactly!!

[@drixcreations]

Fun fact: the scene in the jurassic World where the indominaus "talks" the raptors over to its side, in Lego jurassic world its literally a game of charades that the dinosaurs play.

[@Shade01982]

31:20 Yes, most flare guns used on ships and boats are waterproof and can even be used underwater. Seems perfectly fine... 44:00 No sin for bird creatures picking up humans twice their size? Here's a sin!

[@nightstepstation7189]

I never did realize nor question the extinct plants or how they actually got them. Whoops. Also haven’t seen the first movie since 2012

[@TCHorwood-xq7mw]

I always assumed they found pollen/seeds in amber, that would be way more common than blood.

[@ShuRugal]

@34:00 - yes. I've been to science museums which had an exhibit exactly like this. the attending staff re-cover it with sand between groups.

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

In the novel the triceratops was sick because it used gizzard stones and would ingest the berries when it scooped up rocks. Idk how they worked it into the movie like that just to not have it make sense lol.

[@79cats90]

In the book, it’s also actually a stegosaurus. It’s partially implied that the trike in the movie threw up the berries, but given it’s not shown, they really should’ve given it a resolution

[@JennifuhhGilardi]

@@79cats90true facts man I totally forgot it was a trike. I also wish the compies had the same venomous effect as in the novel.

[@79cats90]

@@JennifuhhGilardi In the Jurassic Park cannon, they do, it’s just never stated, but that’s why in The Lost World film Dieter dies by them

[@elizabethbaird2132]

@MichaelFreiberg-qy8btthe stones are normal for some lizards/birds to eat to help grind up their food. It was because they have to eat stones every so many weeks that they were eating the berries (which would fall on the stones) and that's why it was cyclic (every few weeks) and there wasn't really any signs of the berries being eaten because fallen ones were being eaten accidentally.

[@tattedupluv]

1:47 The trike did eat the lilacs. When they regurgitated the grinding stones to replace them, they inadvertently also regurgitated the berries. Which is why there weren't found in the droppings. THE BOOKS DO MATTER! #EWWCinemaSins

[@ArborAndyYT]

And the nerdy guy the t-rex eats in the waterfall, is a very farcical, yet somehow accurate immitation of the famous paleontologist Bob Baker lol

[@johnnytower6169]

Soccer goalkeepers stand 70% back on a corner kick because you can move faster forward than backwards. Grant standing far back is a smart move as he can get forwards to the falling object much faster than he can scoot back

[@DankrumStar]

The fact that the spinosaurus can swim I always thought that it was implied to be what attacked them in the beginning of the movie, not the pterodactyls

[@anjelica948]

Given the size of the spinosaurus in the film (idk if they were that big in real life), its unlikely they’d be able to swim/sneak attack prey, or a boat, in the deep water of the ocean. The amount of muscle mass, combined with their lack of specialized traits for swimming (flippers, paddle tails, webbed feet), would likely cause them to sink and drown in deep water. But rivers or swamps wouldn’t be a problem. But again, the way they’re portrayed in the film could be vastly different than in real life- the raptors certainly were.

[@rahstylz]

⁠@@anjelica948the film got the length right, more or less. Scientist didn’t know it for sure back then but spinosaurus was suggested to be semi aquatic as far as the 1980’s. Thats why the spino in the movie can swim.

[@DankrumStar]

@@rahstylz Thank you for you information! It’s always cool to learn more about your favorite childhood movies as an adult!

[@gamerman782]

Shouldn't there be a sin that Maisie's mom is a different actress, despite Fallen Kingdom AND Dominion showed a picture of her that just looked like they put Maisie's actress face Photoshop on an adult?

[@DonEBrooke32]

8:40 in packs, i presume. cuz i think Stormare's character was dead after he antagonized those things later on, right? (or was there an end credit scene where he survived?)

[@Darkgodloki]

I love how he talks about how the Adam bunch of actors that were popular in the late 90s

[@montrellz]

“Dino transfusion is an illusion to cause confusion despite its inclusion suggesting a foregone conclusion” I definitely take this into consideration before I make any important decisions in life.

[@Crusher2100]

49:30 yeah we can let the herbivores live, I want to try Bronto Steak.

[@ShadowAkatora]

Just make every Dino enclosure like 20 feet deep.

[@G-Unit1111]

The dinosaur auction in Fallen Kingdom still ranks as one of the single dumbest scenes I've ever seen in any movie. In real life, there would be wars fought for these things. But yeah let's let a T-Rex go for $10 million. A velociraptor $15 million. Right.

[@danandtab7463]

I thought the little girl letting them all out is a tad dumber than the auction, but I hear you.

[@y2kboris186]

The whole premise is nonsense. A ship that big wouldn't have even been able to make it back to America without the Coast Guard intercepting it.

[@EliteCXVII]

8:14 You can see the guy on the left side of the truck lower the noose to catch the dinosaur while the man on top of the truck is shooting a tranq gun. While this movie may have a few, I’ll ask you take that sin back and give it to yourself.

[@Jarrygames86]

28:35 always gets me with the boingy boingy 😅

[@greenbunny2911]

What gets me is that in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom when they’re getting on the plane Owen just sits up, was he laying there just snoozing? Like what was he doing for that whole hour?

[@jtedge]

2:20 has been one of the biggest conundrums in my mind ever since I was a little kid. Still one of favorite movies ever, but I always saw that as one of the weirdest flaws in any movie I've seen 😂 I've boggled my mind trying to configure every possible way that part could make sense and in 25 years have never been able to rationalize it other than it was an oversight blunder lol

[@josephdillard9907]

Actually it's been explained. Drawings from the production of the film show that there is 30 foot moat all around the paddock, except for one spot right there where the cars come by which had a small hill that comes up to the level of the wall. This is where the goat was brought out to attract the Rex so that the people in the cars could see it. But after the Rex got out and was attacking the car it pushed the car down the road far enough that when it got pushed over the wall it went down into the moat. This is also described in the book.

[@michaelrandall9319]

OMG!!! I did NOT expect this to be as freakin funny as it is!! I laughed my a** off! You are a GENIUS!!

[@casthedemon]

The ordering food scene in the rv always cracks me up. Very realistic portrayal of us sarcastic assholes.

[@Shovel_lover-j8g]

2:15 fun fact this was actually a blooper but it was so good that they decided to keep it in the window wasn’t supposed to fall 😊

[@bbtank3000]

49:24 Always wondered if she just has HUGE hands or if it's distortion from whatever camera lens they used.

[@AnAverageAustralian]

I was waiting for this resin of the entire jurassic park franchise I’m so happy it finally cane

[@neilwilson5871]

"..the jets..." Best moment for me, tho I laffed a lot thru-out😂👍👍

[@HornedSerpent86]

The biggest sin of the Jurassic Park movies are they're not rated R horror movies. Plus I think they missed her chance tap some type of hybrid Spinosaurus in Jurassic World 3

[@Lord9Genesis]

You get an 11

[@chesh05]

@9:04 Nobody in their right mind would ever in a million years want to pull a 12 hour shift after they just spent the entire day capturing all these animals and working themselves to the point of exhaustion. The movie kinda just assumed you weren't an idiot and could put two and two together.

[@MFA2000]

45:19. You should still add a sin, but the van that follows isn't the one with claire and the kids, that van is still at the raptor paddock. The van in the back is most likely filled with the rest of the soldiers that get killed right after that.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Its official the second and third jp movies are no longer the worst ones in the franchise. That honor goes to the jpw series

[@filipohman7277]

Awesome Work Bro, Thanks 👍👍👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮

[@AFineGent]

3 mins of one movie 1hr 27 mins of every other movie truly amazing

[@AFineGent]

@mickie_farted so true

[@bjw4859]

Just a small point, how many jets, private or not, have propellers ?.

[@Floridafanatic28]

LOL, those dino balloons are called "Airwalkers". They are filled with helium and small weights are attached to the bottom to allow them to lightly float across the ground.

[@stephanier7705]

17:05 I'm pretty sure they originally were gonna have raptors on the boat which escaped and caused all the havoc. Hence why the hand was still attached to the wheel and why the trex was still in the haul. Idk why they decided to get rid of them without fixing the discrepancies though 🤷‍♀️

[@matheusm.a.1893]

This video is shorter than all 6 films, it almost loses to Spinosaurus Park, and it manages to be better than all 6 films combined, how is that possible? oh my

[@BAN3FromNoWhere]

Extra sin for you: the scene with the stegosaurs defending the hatchling has one of the stegosaurs spiking their thagomizer (named after the late thag simmons) down through the hollow log she crawled through. I hav no doubt a stegasaur tail can pack enough power to probably shatter that log, so spiking through it isnt the problem. The problem is that in order to spike downwards like that, the stegosaur would have to completely break its own tail in several places. I know the dinosaurs arent actually real dinosaurs due to the whole frog dna thing, (which explains why said stegosaurs were roughly 30% too big) but even that wont explain a complete disregard for skeletal anatomy.

[@carbon_no6]

When Dr. Grant says “And even the word ‘raptor’ means bird of prey!” makes no sense and was a stupid line. It had nothing to do with the actual biology of the species he’s referencing.

[@waterdragon2224]

Loved your commentary! Hilarious! 😂

[@Vibe.907]

Yes! Finally! I’ve wanted this one for so long!❤

[@SimpleJack-mc4cg]

38:21 Bro! Oh lord won't you buy me? A Mercedes Benz.... All my dinos drive Fords. Must make Amends..... hahahahha

[@TheWarmachine375]

"Life, um, finds a way." - Malcolm

[@randomweeb36]

1:17:59 Not Pterodactylus, actually Quetzalcoatlus. because its way too big to be a Pterodactylus and the cresent horn thing on the head.

[@ZackBurnsOG]

Why has no one ever seemed to notice that the "video phone" has a video length track bar on it? AKA they were playing a video of the docks in a media player on the computer and passing it off as a video phone? I noticed that decades ago, point it out, and but no one else seems to notice it! That bugged me the most out of everything in the Jurassic Park movies, even more than the 3d hacking unix system. That being said, I still love the first 3 Jurassic Park movies, and the first 2 Jurassic World movies.

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

*biosyn = SIN*

[@averociraptor9139]

Just now noticing this, the guy on the helicopter ride into biosyn said they have 20 displaced species. How? In the last movie they managed to get 11 of the island, the mosasaurus escaped and I'm gonna guess 3 different pterrasaurs. That's 15, where'd the other 5 come from?

[@nestorrodriguez5911]

An hour of cinema sins?!