Everything Wrong With Genesis 2 in the Bible

[@TheRazz1717]

I was literally taught in church that men had one less rib than women. When in biology class I was asked how to tell a male skeleton from a female. I said the male had one less rib. The teacher laughed at me. I was so embarrassed o decided to read other books than the Bible.

[@chrisdee1583]

Best decision ever made! 😂👍

[@flux_switch25]

@@chris2fur401 Your preaching is not welcome here.

[@andyvv7172]

@@chris2fur401 evidence please, no secondhand testimonies

[@andyvv7172]

@@chris2fur401 you don't have to be sorry for me, my life has been just fine without one of many gods in it. Crazy, your cousin has to be the first person ever to heal from CP. I guess he just doesn't care about mine, who has it too and is slowly dying 🤷🏻‍♂️ if that's your god, I don't want anything to do with him

[@anonymous.1303]

Yeah this isn't the Bibles fault

[@celticbabs3105]

When I re-read Genesis over the summer after being out of the religion for 25 yrs, the thing that really stood out to me was that the creation of woman was an afterthought. In fact the whole book shows there's no blueprint God was following or original plan. He literally made it up as he went along. When God thought to himself, in his omniscience, that his man should have a suitable helper (didn't he think of that BEFORE?) the very next verse was that God created all the animals, birds, etc and brought them to Adam, "but no suitable helper was found among them." This tells me God expected Adam to find a helpmate from the animal kingdom, but when that didn't work, he then performed invasive surgery without Adam's consent. Why wasn't she formed from the dirt and breathed into like Adam was? Makes no sense. The only conclusion I can come to is that this was the author's way of making woman subservient to the man even in her creation - but that wasn't good enough so then in the next chapter totally set her up to take the blame of the fall of man. What better way to set in stone the patriarchal privledge the men enjoyed while simultaneously stigmatizing half of the population for all time because of the literal interpretation and not recognizing it's a mythological story seemingly written by a kid (that's how it reads to me). So much pain and suffering women from all cultures have suffered because of this horrific book.

[@Akira625]

Biblical literalists defend this story as actual history, despite it reading like ancient mythology.

[@LeBonkJordan]

*despite it literally being ancient mythology

[@diamonddog2638]

Exactly. That's what I don't understand. This is literally just ancient mythology. Yet people will think you're insane if you believe in mythology but not in religion today.... If anything, I'd prefer for people to believe in mythology, because the gods are shown to have emotions and to not be all knowing and perfect, and that's far more realistic than the Christian god.

[@mattbrock124]

John Daedalus to understand the Bible, you first have to realize that each book differs by author. Meaning, some books/chapters are meant to be taken literally, while others are metaphorical. When you get that wrong, such as the fool in this video - you lose all comprehension to illiteracy.

[@punctuationpatrolman1615]

100th like ;)

[@michaelturnage3395]

There is a difference between literal (studying the Hebrew in it's original context) and literalistic (sticking to a watered down English translation). Genesis 1:1 is the quickest example. The Hebrew word for "in the beginning" is breshit, which contextually doesn't refer to a single point in time, but a long process. Jewish translations of the Tanakh even translate breshit to "when". So it is actually "when God created the heavens and the earth". Therefore the text is "literally" true, but "literalistically" it is taken out of context. Literalists take a high context text and violently force a low context interpretation. If you unearth it in it's originally meaning you get something far more practical. In fact, according to Jewish translations it is "when God created the heavens and the earth". The clues are in the contextual usage of the Hebrew word. The same goes for a lot of Hebrew words. English and ancient biblical Hebrew are so vastly different, culturally and ideologically, that you can't get an exact match. The fact of the matter is that the Hebrew wordplay in Genesis 1-3 is by far the most poetic out of the entire book. The word usage is very vague and enigmatic, in stark contrast to the plain, straightforward, and watered-down English translations. Here are countless more reasons why evolution and science is perfectly compatible with the Bible: kzbin.info/aero/PLsYCe6PgQNj0nYYSxeAzHuDflxRQ_V69t

[@blairhitchings5218]

So god made 99% species on the planet with a partner and forgot that Adam would need one?

[@che-maticschemistrymathema7044]

😅

[@che-maticschemistrymathema7044]

@GABRIELA MENDOZA I don't like that type of God😒

[@kellycowley3535]

+Dino PH Well that doesn't make sense since your god is meant to be all knowing. If god created women because adam wanted one then god would of known adam wanted a women from the start, so it goes back to why god didn't make one from the start.

[@mangamel8714]

@@kellycowley3535 God gives us free will

[@kellycowley3535]

@@mangamel8714 How does that answer my question, whether Adam had 'woman' or not it doesn't really affect his free will. If anything the 'free will' argument goes against this part of the bible since adam can do more with another person than on his own (which means he has more freedom or 'free will' with eve than without) so creating the 'woman' later just takes away a few things he could of done at the start.

[@brandin7294]

I was literally told in church that men have one less rib than women do.

[@jrsmith1998]

Well your church was stupid. That isn’t The Bible’s fault. Dummy.

[@cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301]

I'm surprised you didn't say anything about god first having Adam look for a suitable partner among the animals. When he couldn't find one, THEN god decided to make eve.

[@vasilhandy1914]

Did Adam try the animals and found them inconvenient to him?

[@RGC_animation]

Man God supported bestiality

[@kirakookie]

@@RGC_animation a furry perhaps

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

@@kirakookie no. Bestiality. He mad Adam bone all the animals. *ALL* the animals.

[@kirakookie]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 well, that somehow the same direction. Dont know how to call it other than furry tbh

[@onlyhalfbad333]

How did Adam name the creatures of the sea?? Did he go swimming? Does he know how to deep dive? Did he have scuba gear or was he able to breath underwater?

[@jilliansmith7123]

only half bad: doncha know? god brought them to him one by one inside water bubbles and then put them back. Magic, of course! I want to know how Adam managed to name them all in Latin. What an inventive guy! Wow! Turdus migratorious alone is worth a few god-points. (The common American robin.)

[@helenaconstantine]

Well, according to the Talmud, Adam had sex with each of the animals when he interviewed them about being his help-meet, so he obviously saw them somehow.

[@onlyhalfbad333]

@@helenaconstantine So mermaids are real? I knew it! Adam fucked a fish!!

[@jilliansmith7123]

Helena Constantine: that's what I heard once. I think even in the bible it's clear neither Adam nor god has much of a clue as to what "help" would be "meet" for Adam. It's a very, very strange story!

[@jilliansmith7123]

DebbyAbqNM: like, what, another dead one? DAMN! Nope, not at all fit for an help meet for me! Signed, Adam.

[@haydenlarock9225]

Atheist: "What came first, people or plants?" Genesis: Y E S

[@haydenlarock9225]

@Denise Richardson how to make such an assumption?

[@tgstudio85]

@Denise Richardson You didn't prove that this "soul" you are talking exist yet that it must be saved, you just run away from every comment section;) You only proven that you just say something and run away from every post, like a little scared cat.

[@tgstudio85]

@Denise Richardson And I don't have to believe any word you say, quite simple isn't it?

[@haydenlarock9225]

@Denise Richardson how about you leave everyone else alone with your irrational nonsense (religion). You do not have enough evidence to satiate the burden of proof. Sit down and move on!

[@haydenlarock9225]

@Denise Richardson I dont need to. It's my comment bigot. Sucks to suck.

[@TottenvilleMiddleSchool]

Why people want to use this book as a guidebook to life is beyond me…

[@TripDaly]

We were this close to having bird and wobird. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RGC_animation]

Feminist Wobird when they realizes wobird contains bird:

[@hrithik1114]

you should do it cinemasins style with a "sin" counter

[@Jean-Berry]

that would be hilarious!

[@evelynindge7581]

Yes!!!

[@jimmyferdinand5883]

That would be a copyright strike 🤣

[@ianburton5053]

That would be cool ! Good idea if you could do it.

[@ashzole]

sin means something like sexual disgusting perversion knowledge of good and evil is knowing good sex and bad sex. example of bad sex prfophilia

[@shriggs55]

" I could teach you something,but then I'd have to kill you." Hilarious! But really gets to the point in a way I've never heard before.Can I quote you on that?

[@speaklife9084]

Carol Neace right!!!! Everything out of nothing!!! Hilarious 😂

[@tongasmith910]

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[@ftumusiclover1239]

@@speaklife9084 a talking a snake, a human that can walk on water, a human that can heal, yes that’s hilarious 🤣

[@tommywhisman6128]

@@ftumusiclover1239 it was not a physical death but a death of innocence and the snake is descriptive term,people get healed everyday.How do you know he didn't walk on water.

[@ftumusiclover1239]

@@tommywhisman6128 and how do you know he did walk on water?? Also if people get “healed” then why haven’t I seen any news about an amputated limb suddenly growing back, an incurable genetic disease is cured, or someone who suddenly survived Stage 4 cancer??

[@helixsol7171]

"I created you, now here's a list of chores." Sounds like every parent ever

[@helixsol7171]

@333piercingtruth That wasn't my point lol

[@helixsol7171]

@333piercingtruth Chill I was just making a joke about a joke made in the video

[@mistyhaney5565]

Amazing that the bible's first telling of the creation of humans has male and female created simultaneously, but the version every Christian pastor refers to is the version that has woman created as a helper.

[@sereanaduwai8313]

There are 2 Creation stories in Genesis. In the first both man and woman were created, the first woman was Lilith. That is in Jewish beliefs and tradition. The 2 creation was the creation of Eve! This begs a whole lot of question that Christian’s avoid . What happened to Lilith and where did she come from?

[@pouncerlion4022]

For some reason when you started reading I'm thinking, "This is the account of the heavens and the Earth, Wind and Fire. It was a very funky time!"

[@calvinwilkerson1305]

As a Christian and an EW&F fan, that sent me

[@Charlie94781]

God basically created a scenario of entrapment with a “forbidden” tree then got pissed off that the two humans gained knowledge by consuming the magic fruit, despite being omnipotent

[@dinard38]

Lol....i literally just made this same argument to some Christian posting in these comments. They don't seem to get that by God forbidding Adam and Eve from eating from the Tree of Knowledge, that means he wanted them to be dumb and unintelligent. How do they not see something inherently wrong with that??? 🤔🤔🤔

[@thakraken6995]

Everybody seems to forget though that Eve was not Adam's first wife. Lilith was

[@hope-cat4894]

What's weird is God could have had angels guard the Tree of Knowledge. He got them to guard the Tree of Life just so Adam and Eve couldn't eat from it after they disobeyed Him.

[@ronhansen8471]

Charles said: God basically created a scenario of entrapment with a “forbidden” tree then got pissed off that the two humans gained knowledge by consuming the magic fruit, despite being omnipotent Ron's response; Yes that would be a human way of describing Genesis. But then most people on this planet has no earthly idea what the bible teaches or why the bible exist. (Genesis 17:1; Hebrews 4:13; Revelation 11:17) The true God has a dwelling place. Jesus said “In the house of my father there are many abodes. . . . I am going my way to prepare a place for you.” (John 14:2)

[@gina1126]

God told Adam and Eve not to eat from one tree....they had literally all of the other trees in the garden. He was warning them, not entrapping them. If you had a child and you knew something would happen if they did x,y, or z and didn't tell them about it that would be messed up. He put the tree there because it was part of creation, if humans couldn't obey then how is that on God? And remember God finds a way to redeem us and save us anyway.

[@hakureikura9052]

Everything wrong with the bible both old and new testaments: 1. the bible.

[@LETSBEBEAUTIFULREMIX]

It's the best seller fiction book all times. For only 2.99$ book at your local stores near you

[@skyjoshuavlogtv1751]

@Listening to Life with KaZ that your belief good luck God is truth it is great to believe in God rather than human

[@simanchalnag5909]

Bible is not just a book bro it is the word of God. I am sure that you realise one day .god bless you .amen

[@hakureikura9052]

@@simanchalnag5909 dumbfuck... 1. you have not proven your god exists. 2. you have not proven god wrote the bible. 3. you claim to know that god wrote the book? how do you know?

[@Homebody662]

haKurei kura When you look around do you think this all by chance? And the Bible is inspired by God.

[@doctorshell7118]

God overlooked it when Adam chose the sheep as his “help meet”.

[@NurseEmilie]

The Bible doesn't say that. The fool has said in his heart: "There is no God!" Stephen Hawking said these exact words in 2011. He, like all atheists who profess to be wise, are just plain fools. Guess where he is now.

[@Andrewza1]

@@NurseEmilie Steven hawking was born with a illness that would of killed him in his youth. But he was live and adapt to it. So your choice is God kept him alive in pain and agony, he some how went against gods plan and lived longer or there is no God or God is a uncaring God.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Lol

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Lol

[@littlesunshine9805]

@@NurseEmilie 6 ft under the ground... like how you will too once the time comes

[@EmpressMermaid]

I've learned more about the Bible from these videos than I ever did growing up in church.

[@fastbear4538]

Sermons are just too boring to listen to tbh

[@bluwater1422]

Same here

[@Melisamonet]

All your responses to all the verses are all the questions I asked as a child !!! I was born into a United Pentecostal church I lived that way for 35 years I'm so glad I'm awake

[@WetbackNoSetback]

Dont let florida find out you’re woke now but welcome to the club sis

[@rossf5945]

Good work Hemant, have you noticed in all depictions of Adam and Eve they have belly buttons ? Ha ! Ha! Ha!

[@ericscaillet2232]

Exactly...a gross overlook by all painters😒

[@dinard38]

Great observation! Which makes me think.....if man was created in God's image, why would God have a belly button??? 🤔🤔🤔

[@kellycowley3535]

@@dinard38 I think Ross is getting onto the how belly buttons form, a belly button is what remains after a person umbilical cord (a cord connecting them to their mother when they are born) gets cut and dried out. If adam and eve were created though (not born) then by logic they shouldn't really have a belly button.

[@dinard38]

@@kellycowley3535 Haha. Well, I'd make both arguments. Why would Adam and Eve have belly buttons, AND if God created humans in his image, why would he have a belly button. 😉 Or penis! 😱😱😱 Oh dear. Did I go there?? 😱

[@ronhansen8471]

Russ F said: Good work Hemant, have you noticed in all depictions of Adam and Eve they have belly buttons ? Ron's response: Why do you think Adam and Eve should have belly buttons? Most likely they didn't for obvious reasons.

[@jeffclark1129]

Love these videos! I can't wait to see you expose and tear apart Noah's Ark and the Biblical Flood! There are many Flood myths in all ancient cultures, the Epic of Gilgamesh from ancient Sumeria, and Deucalion and Pyrrha from the Greek Flood myth. The Bible is used to justify racism, sexism, holy wars, censorship etc. And I do own a Bible, it isn't the King James Version either!

[@bc8648]

Read it

[@steviekaiser9974]

There is actual evidence of a world wide flood around 10 to 14 thousand years ago. The part that is dumb is that a guy was told buy God to build a boat....did nobody else have working boats? Also how would retrieve 2 of every animal if you are I'm one place? How did you get to the other continents? Also did your boat have a climate controlled system for all the different climates needed? It starts to sound like mediocre writing after awhile...

[@ZackRichardson21]

Please, read the Bible and ask God for your heart to be soften

[@antonionacionreluya8707]

@@ZackRichardson21 Keep your god and his lies to yourself and enjoy it. I think you will enjoy being a deceived masochist.

[@grilledcheeseandsoup1652]

The verse that said "But for Adam no suitable helper was found." is oddly worded. So if Adam had a thing for beastiality women wouldn't have been created?

[@Road_Rash]

Maybe he was banging animals & none were found to be suitable...what if God came down one day & found Adam balls deep in a warthog or something & thought, 'Oh shit...this is completely unsuitable...better make him a female of his own species...' It could happen...I mean God wouldn't let him eat from the smart making tree, so there's no telling what he was doing when God wasn't looking...he was an idiot because no eat smart thinky tree fruits...

[@nataliaborys1554]

It raises the question, what did God plan to do with the first humans, had they not eaten the fruit? Because the more I think about it, the more it feels like a person playing Sims with a custom made city

[@ronhansen8471]

@@Road_Rash said: Maybe he was banging animals & none were found to be suitable Ron's response: Adam was perfect and didn't sneak around like Satan. If you read the incident it was the woman that thoroughly deceived the man. Adam on his own free will chose to follow Eve. He knew what the consequence was for disobedience. You do know that bestiality was punishable by death along with fornication and homosexuality. Adam and Eve disobeyed a simple command nothing more. The true God explained to Adam what the law was and the consequences for breaking that law. It gives us an example of what happens when you are disobedient

[@ronhansen8471]

@Road Rash's Redline Resto Rods said:So god made 99% species on the planet with a partner and forgot that Adam would need one? Ron's response: Did you know that in heaven there is no such thing as female and male. After all Adam was created in God's image. And when ever heavenly creatures are referenced it is always in the masculine gender.

[@nataliaborys1554]

@@ronhansen8471 ...so that person accidentally argued that gender is a social structure, huh? Since in heaven, where there's only souls, there is no male/female division

[@mundusuys8739]

Adam and Eve discovers a tree. Adam: "Umdubloovooquoo?" Eve: "No, tree"

[@deewesthill1358]

When God rests, he lies down on his chaise longue by his swimming pool and snaps his fingers for one of his angel-slaves to "mix me up a tall cold one and also bring some hors d'oeuvres".

[@bf08191]

God is like my friend's dad: He has two moms

[@littlesunshine9805]

Awwwwwwwwwwwn

[@jillymo527]

This is brilliant! My late holy roller grandmother believed the B book was literal. She hated it when I countered the verses with logic. However, you do a much better job at it. Well done!!! I'm a fan!

[@dianestafford6968]

You Grandmother is in Heaven. I pray that someday you will see her again.

[@jillymo527]

@@dianestafford6968 Did it ever occur to you that maybe I don't want to see her again? You don't know me, toots, so don't even try it. You go on believing your mythology. I'll enjoy basking in intellect, logic, and reality. 🙄🙄

[@dianestafford6968]

@Denise Richardson Amen!

[@dianestafford6968]

@@jillymo527 we are all free to make our own choices but we are not free from the consequences of our choices

[@whatdidyoujustsay3656]

@Denise Richardson If salvation matters to your god, he should have made the bible clear and readily understood and not studded with contradictions and subject to interpretations. Your god has the moral obligation to show up to straighten things out and say, "Hey, you assholes, this is what I meant by..." God's word my ass.

[@ladysnow3444]

Woman made from a rib sounds like witchcraft.

[@maxcovfefe]

Bible mythology is so messed up. You're gonna need to add trigger warnings at the beginning of these videos soon. God doesn't stay in gardening mode very long.

[@shinykyogre7197]

Exactly

[@maxcovfefe]

@Soggy Android I feel the same. Asking "God" to change "his plan" seems a bit, uh, egomaniacal to me. *IF* there's a god with any actual plan, it's way beyond my petty comprehension. *IF* god exists, he's out there making planets and blowing up stars and shit. WTF does he care whether my team wins the Superbowl or not?

[@RJWM1999]

@@maxcovfefe well you're missing the point. He's God. He's literally everywhere and anywhere at the same time. He's in the beginning rn. And he's also at the end of time. He's with you and he's with me and everyone in the world. The whole point is He's God. He can do it all. THE BIG THINGS the small things. Really doesn't make a difference when a being is all-powerful and all present. So yes he could be creating stars Right now. But he's also taking care of little tiny birds in the sky rn. Or the little ant getting food right now. He's God. Nothing is too big or small for him. What's more He's a personal God. He wants to be involved in the lives of His creation. Because He knows that, that's what's best for us. Being with Him is literally in our best interest therefore He takes interest in us

[@maxcovfefe]

@@RJWM1999 If all that is true, then why can't he forgive everyone? Why does his book say you need to believe in him to go to heaven?

[@tggjackpot6462]

@@maxcovfefe Because God gave us free will to do what we want to do that’s why he gave us a choice to follow him

[@char8095]

I know this was posted a year ago but when you started to talk of the forbidden fruit I had to chuckle... how many videos have you seen parents of small children stick a bowl of delicious candy in front of them and tell them not to touch it while they leave the room 🤣

[@StopWhining491]

...or to tell them that apples are good for them.

[@benadams3569]

"He has no friends to hang out with." Me: LOL

[@thetransplanner]

I just remember “Simpsons Bible Stories,” where Homer (as Adam) names animals “land monster” (groundhog) and “branch monster” (snake).

[@aspirativemusicproduction2135]

People didn't have much science when they wrote this. They made up some stories to shut their children up when they asked "where are we coming from."

[@laurajarrell6187]

Hemant, oh please, I know your videos are a lot of work, but please keep going. You've had me in tears and almost didn't get to the bathroom! 👏💝☮️🎃

[@FriendlyAtheist1]

Working on it :)

[@themegamindtm1444]

@@FriendlyAtheist1 if time traveling is possible u r current status is hanging a tree in the edan. And helping howa to pick the fruit(ur narration of bible is extra ordenery satanic keep going on ...the fallen angel)ur action is proof of100%exicitince of god🐍🐍🐍😂😂

[@ancantiladodecaminante623]

Awesome, that you are back in full swing.. missed your humor and common sense!

[@frenchloverstalker]

I created you, here is a list of chores! Me to my child 🤣

[@DioDeezBrando]

I read this right when he said it....

[@natureboihikes7827]

So many good sarcastic lines and points about the stupidity of the text. Looking forward to more, Hemant.

[@dennison2509]

This was really excellent, hope you create videos about other books and chapters in the bible like Isaiah, Exodus etc, as they have gruesome texts and contradictions. Way to go dude! #thinkingatheist #skeptic

[@Wistful77]

deuteronomy ;[

[@maximelecompte4446]

Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam : Do I have any alternative?

[@mariapawlisz5883]

Came across your videos and I'm so glad I did.

[@thakraken6995]

Eve wasn't Adam's first wife btw. Lilith was

[@chickenmanfan4977]

I love your stuff, Hemant. Thank you. 😊

[@richardho8283]

Good analysis and good questions. Very entertaining. Keep it up. I like this.

[@atheistechoes9594]

This all sounds like we created god

[@stephengibson4823]

We did, but don't tell the theists. They are told we stole knowledge and that's a sin to them lol

[@Asa...S]

This is really good! The line about blow-up dolls was so funny! The music is a bit distracting and unnecessary, though.

[@jenniegardiner7701]

I never thought of it that way haha! Adam is a blow up dust doll!

[@ericscaillet2232]

Yeah,trying to create a full programme is not easy ,and to please everyone. ..hard task.😒

[@rachelday5406]

The whole “and god called her woman because she was taken out of man” thing doesn’t make any sense to me. Like the English language did not exist back then. I’m pretty sure the worlds first language didn’t follow the same rules as English

[@ronhansen8471]

Rachel Day said The whole “and god called her woman because she was taken out of man” thing doesn’t make any sense to me. Like the English language did not exist back then. I’m pretty sure the worlds first language didn’t follow the same rules as English Ron's response: (Genesis 2:20) "So the man named all the domestic animals and the flying creatures of the heavens and every wild animal of the field, but for man there was no helper as a complement of him". Adam and Eve had a perfectly functioning language.

[@rachelday5406]

@@ronhansen8471 I’m not saying their language wasn’t functioning. I’m saying it probably didn’t follow the same rules as English.

[@ronhansen8471]

Adam and Eve spoke in the Hebrew language that is much different then today's Hebrew

[@stephengibson4823]

@@ronhansen8471 I think you should go and re-assess your logic. If you have a language that calls something X in their language and you mistakenly translate it into something in your language call Y thinking it means X Then you will continually perpetuate that error. Give me the name of the animal that has four legs, a tail, and gives milk and you could be describing a cow, a sheep, a goat, or even a horse because no one specified that the milk was for human consumption. You quote Genesis 2: 20 from a version of a book you KNOW contains many errors in translation and expect people to accept it as true lol

[@adeldizz]

That’s because they didn’t speak English Rachel. Pretty sure that was obvious as Genesis was translated from Hebrew to Greek to English.

[@KennyFromPhilly]

If you referred to God as female in this post, you would really get under the KKKristian’s skin! Keep doing these in-depth Bible studies, Hemant! This is fantastic epistemology!

[@e.rvanrood7373]

Gen 1: Eat all plants Gen 2: Don't eat that specific tree

[@mysticwine]

It's allegorical, nitwit.

[@tgstudio85]

@@mysticwine agree, all Bible is pure crap.

[@mysticwine]

@@tgstudio85 So, fool what is your bible? A Communist Manifesto? No something even better Dianetics? You drag destruction with you wherever you go!

[@l.a.gothro3999]

"I created you - here's a list of chores." - Nearly every single parent in the history of time.

[@albussr1589]

"Adam wasn't hitchhiking" I proceded to die on the Spot. Too good

[@jilliansmith7123]

Not only would it have been Adam and stEve, but then stEve had to be transgendered to make Eve.

[@akl561]

Of this whole chapter, I think the thing xians took the most seriously is that women don''t get names, or at least have to change their name when they get married.

[@oscargordon]

It reminds we how just about all of the women in the New Testament are named Mary. It reminds when I was learning about the Puritans in New England when I was in High School. I thought all of their first names were "Goody".

[@TheWrongBrother]

You forgot to ask another important thing. Where did Adam learn language and which was it? These names he was giving out are in which dialect?

[@Leith_Crowther]

This was before the Tower of Babel story, so it wouldn’t be a language that we’ve ever seen. Humans had some kind of universal language, they’d say.

[@maryquallo5324]

I just found your channel and I am having such good time! Thank you for this and keep up the good work!!

[@Campbellteaching]

I assume with all of your links and patriot request you are trying to make money form this channel.

[@johnpoole3871]

Patriot requests just means he loves his country.

[@TheSteveTell]

Love these. Cant wait to see more.

[@Lobo243]

I'm atheist ...I love this man ...😁👍 Very good videos 👌

[@Nick23at63]

If I try to talk to many Christians I know about this topic, they just shrug it off and say it doesn't matter. So what if there really wasn't a talking snake, or if Eve didn't come from a rib, or if Adam didn't come from dust, all that matters is that God made us and he loves us. They deep down realize it's a bunch of BS, they just don't want to believe that there isn't some loving creator looking out for us and promising a heaven to go to. And here in SW Georgia, there are almost no agnostics or atheists, or at least any that admit to it. Logical thinkers are very few.

[@fredworthmn]

Try this one with your Xian friends. Genesis was written AFTER 600 BCE based on tales they heard while in Babylon captivity. This is agreed upon by all Jewish scholars and those Xian scholars who will admit it. Xians get so excited about finding "the Tower of Babel" without realizing that it negates the prehistoric origin claims made about Genesis. This tower was built just prior to 600 BCE and would have been the first thing the Exiles saw as they approached their new home. The tower was functional for around 250 years before it fell into disrepair and was cannibalized for other building projects. This from a Rabbi, "Eden" is a metaphor for Temple of Holys. Xians still don't understand metaphors and allegories except when the text forbids something that they want to do. (That's called "justification".)

[@dirt50yearsago80]

6:16 that’s like me having a child and putting a knife on the floor and saying, “don’t touch that knife or you’ll die”😂

[@kokteonggan7499]

Greeting from Malaysia. Your video is going to make many to stand on their toe and start some serious thinking about the bible.amen

[@kokteonggan7499]

@@Dnd884 I have try to log in but cannot get result.anyway tu so much.

[@p.bamygdala2139]

Maybe the authors of Genesis thought that god needed to rest because they projected their own conditions on to god: anxiety, depression, migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome, etc.

[@ronhansen8471]

Maybe the authors of Genesis thought that god needed to rest because they projected their own conditions on to god: anxiety, depression, migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome, etc. Ron's response: God is not responsible for those things Satan is

[@Drums-ve8on]

This is my second time viewing this series and it is even more hilarious! Thanks.

[@pavelgavlikmusic]

Even as a christian i find this very amusing

[@trybunt]

Well, at least you see the funny side, many people become instantly defensive when their beliefs are questioned, it's one of our greatest flaws, cognitive bias. We all have it, but so many of us refuse to admit they we suffer from it, because we so readily associate being wrong with being unintelligent or something like that, when in fact, being wrong should be celebrated as an important part of the learning process. I'm not saying you are wrong, just saying that when we refuse to accept the possibility that we could be wrong, we can never find out if we are. Anyways, all the best from an atheist in Australia. We clearly have no morals lol

[@martins96244]

Because in christian environments nothing is ever tested

[@christianhawk592]

Martins no we just know what this dude is saying is crap

[@exillens]

@@christianhawk592 If he's saying "crap" and he's getting his words from the bible, then it stands to reason...

[@diosa1987]

Are you truly a Christian then ? Colossians 3:1- So if you're serious about living this new resurrection life with Christ, act like it. Pursue the things over which Christ presides.

[@pensivelyrebelling]

This is the best Sunday school lesson ever. So many Sunday mornings wasted!

[@impala359]

“Breathed into our booger holes.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197]

Can't wait for Everything Wrong With Deuteronomy 22

[@Wistful77]

all of deuteronomy...

[@Wistful77]

@Het heilige boek van de islam. Yes, it matters, when people use those writings to justify their actions. ;0

[@Wistful77]

@Het heilige boek van de islam. There are plenty of examples. Shall I really be compelled to list them for you?

[@Wistful77]

@Het heilige boek van de islam. Yes it matters. Why shouldn't it?what are you proposing? That mistakes should never be corrected? Listen to reason. kzbin.info/www/bejne/faHaXoeJmZhpopo

[@ohiobuckeye5828]

@Thomas By all means tell us what is wrong with Deuteronomy 22?

[@aimlesscrown647]

God: Don't be a baby. Ribs grow back. (No they don't)

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

Everyone forgets about the Tree of Life. It was right next to the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil and it's fruit would make you immortal. Fun fact- god never said not to eat from it, but later put an angel in front of it with a flaming sword to guard it.

[@maitisanw.j7453]

Same with Jesus the second man from God was tested thru same devil but both of them used free choice either to obey or disobey satan. One side freedom other restriction, but the weak human mindset always like a free life to do what he wants and say what he likes just like Hemant he has a free will which way to chose either christianity or atheism.

[@LadyLou9]

Yes! I've been looking forward for this!

[@frankvee]

This is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. Love your videos. Subscribed. :)

[@angelofmusic997]

These are all quite interesting points. I've also heard that "Adam" is a transliteration of the Hebrew word for "earth" (or "dirt") so I've been quite curious as to when Adam became a "name" instead of just Man, esp as Eve was just Woman.

[@adrisyoung556]

Eve is either his sister..... why do women get pregnant if the women was made out of men shouldn't the men be the one to get pregnant?

[@RossOneEyed]

When you are copying Babylonian creation myths, you get what you get....and sometimes, it doesn't make sense.

[@martincooper8559]

You're soo good!! I like your straightness!! Well done!!

[@resery1]

"she doesn't even get a name, she's just 'wife' or 'helper'"........that cracked me up. 2000 years later nothing much has changed.

[@morgunstyles7253]

Just so you know. I was listening, watching your videos in sequence 1-19. Got to #3 and my screen blinked, the list vanished, and now im lookin at the yt opening page. Now i cant find your videos. Thought you'ld like to know. Thanks.

[@desmondellis657]

The sad, and scary, part of this is that there are GROWN men and women it the 21st Century that think this really happened!

[@EvicFiniteGen13]

That's why God is coming again, to save the fools.

[@EvicFiniteGen13]

@Telirium I'm already saved my man... you can too. Trust me Jesus is coming and it's not going be a nice coming either... he's coming with a vengeance.

[@EvicFiniteGen13]

@Telirium of course you would think it's hide and seek... their is reason for man to be under the sun by himself. Their is a very good reason God is doing this. Who do you think then fallen angels are?

[@nunezm338]

What did happen then ? And why?

[@leroyh8977]

@@EvicFiniteGen13I thought he was coming like a thief in the night?

[@SawtoothWaves]

5:40 my parents to me

[@ericscaillet2232]

😂

[@junkoenoshima2756]

Wait a second what are you doing here!? Damn never knew we watched simalar videos

[@johnobrien6415]

If I were Adam and Eve, I'd totally sue God for having an attractive nuisance. That fact that he brought out the flaming swords to protect the tree of life afterwards shows that he was capable of guarding the tree of knowledge but chose not to. It'd be a slam-dunk case. However, I think God would be judgement proof, making it hard to collect damages. You could try collecting from a church but they are going to say that they are not liable for God. They can collect in his name, but they are just not liable in his name. Totally sucks.

[@WetbackNoSetback]

2:58 your face when u say “like a fetish” 😂 like u were at the swingers club & just accidentally opened a door into a guy blowing another guy’s nostrils, as a person whose opened the wrong door at one of those events i totz relate😂😂😂😂

[@bobmaccari1385]

Just got turned on to your channel and I love it. You make so many true points. Keep up the good work.

[@isaacg3327]

I think we can all agree that the Bible was written by people that didn’t know shit about anything...

[@trybunt]

I wish we could all agree on that.... superstitions like religion plus cognitive bias are one of the most harmful things in the world right now. I wish checking cognitive bias was taught at school

[@trybunt]

I wish a lot of things, I just don't expect them to come true without everyone working together, lol Just thought I'd clear that up

[@user-gj1np9rp4d]

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[@bruceedwards3481]

It almost sounds like Adam and Eve were like animals they didn’t know right from wrong but some how Adam was smart enough to name all the animals ,which is pure confusion…Why would God tell them not to eat from a tree and he knows they don’t have a since of knowing right from wrong..That’s like leaving a loaded gun around a 3 year old and blame it on them when they blow their brains out…God set them up for failure why would he even put that tree around them in the first place and then get mad and punish them when they eat from the tree but he knows they don’t have a since of what right or wrong is..This is pure foolishness..

[@galvatron7881]

That whole book is a unholy mess

[@mrcurly1147]

Be sure to put your Hazmat gloves on before you handle one of those things! Call in the disposal team - let them deal with it.

[@rainbowgirl3225]

does a handful of things, has no one to talk to, takes a depression nap. same god. same

[@jeanine219]

Best and most in-depth, logical and science based analysis of these biblical passages.....with huge amounts of wit and humor. Thank you Hemant!

[@dyerseve07]

For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse - Romans 12:1

[@jeanine219]

@@dyerseve07 Myth, legend, superstition, say nothing of anti-scientific. I presume the idea of a loving sky daddy makes you feel good, but that certainly doesn't make it true. As a matter of fact, if you have faith in something that completely lacks hard evidence, but makes you feel good, it's likely nothing more than wishful thinking.

[@dyerseve07]

@@jeanine219 How do you know God doesn't exist? Where's your scientific proof? Where's your evidence? What faith do you have? Why are you here? Why do you exist? What's your purpose? What's for you after it's all over? It's more cruel to believe there's nothing after life than to think there's a just God.

[@jeanine219]

@@dyerseve07 Yes, what you are attempting to describe, Its called science, progress, technology, logic, intelligence. But you go ahead and stay in your ¨right wing extremist¨ Abrahamic religious mindset. You are clearly closed minded, and still blindly focused on ancient idiocy and mythology. I would venture that you are one of those that believe that at your death you will be immediately beamed up to a ḧeavenly highly pleasurable existence, in which you will continue to exist for trillions and trillions of years (and that´s just the beginning) And Iĺl bet you are one of those that also believe all of those billions of people who didńt and don´t believe EXACTLY as you do will be tortured in hell for trillions and trillions of years (and that´s just the beginning of that as well------Itś called torturous eternal repetition). Believing in that kind of unethical, immoral ideological mythology , and being completely ignorant when it comes to science and logic is ubiquitous with narcissism, grandiose delusions, lack of empathy, ignorance and a lower IQ.......The christian people I converse with are more often the ones who have minimal critical thinking skills and global lack of knowledge when it comes to even the basics of every area of scientific research and fact....Archeology, Astronomy, Cosmology, Anthropology, Einsteins theories of general and special relativity, natural selection, etc, etc, etc which all blatantly contradict the entire bible....But on the other hand, I would surmise youŕe undoubtedly a bona fide expert on pseudoscience, ghosts and goblins, demons, conspiracy theories, and the like. Oh, one more thing, I dare you to be courageous enough to read the brilliant Richard Dawkins book: The God Delusion¨, as well as read the king james bible passages on the web site evilbible.com. But my bet is you wont, because you people are also cowards when it comes to any suggestion even, that there isn´t a benevolent entity in the sky constantly watching over you, and especially that your brain is going to die, and you are not going anywhere after that.

[@dyerseve07]

@@jeanine219 You are assuming a lot about me ( and even attacking with insults) which is not really needed, I am being quite polite to you. I merely asked sincere questions, which were ignored, but you ask me to read a book. I would be more than happy to read the book, I am not closed minded as you presume, but do in fact, read and watch materials of the sort to get a perspective from the other side. I like to approach a conversation with an open mind and kindness and not insinuate that people have a low I.Q., I lack empathy, etc.

[@Error403HRD]

I'm dying at the sarcasm, I can't believe it took me so long to find a series like this lmao. Great work!

[@MegaDragoz]

I thought the "God rested" thing was stupid myself, so I googled it and found a site that said that's mainly a mistranslation. It's a Hebrew word that can mean rest as in to stop. Like "The rolling ball came to a rest."

[@kundrapuharitha5187]

Stopping is right but what about creating trees after that sun and moon on fourth day. He created trees then he created creatures in sea. Which contradicts the science.

[@darinb.3273]

@@kundrapuharitha5187 Ummmm I was COMPLETELY unaware science has a voice science is data nothing more, scientists that study the data draw conclusions and hypothesis from it. My question is simply this, who says those men are correct in said conclusions and hypotheses?

[@LunarChaos]

@@darinb.3273 lmao so this is the let's not believe what goes on in front of our faces because we can pretend something else is going on. Interesting... So its like God is making you a good person. But he also gave you free will to be a good person. But your life is planned out. So your not actually free to do anything. So God really gave us consciousness to f**k with our mental states. And instead of reseting us..literally cause he can do whatever he wants. He rather us sit around and argue for millions of years, kill each other, and keep repopulationg the earth with our flaw beings. That we are in his image. So really he is just like us. Isn't that strange to you.

[@darinb.3273]

@@LunarChaos lmao so this is the let's not believe what goes on in front of our faces because we can pretend something else is going on. Interesting... ME: Thats a bit of a problem, it didn't happen in front of our faces. What you believe is an interpretation of science data, and it is INTERPRETED by a man that cannot create ANY TYPE of life. Care to take on the challenge of creating a seed that can grow a unseen or unheard of flower or some type of new fruit? You are aware that man THINKS we evolved from apes right? EVERY SINGLE skull and bone fragments found IS NOT any kind of proof simply because there was NOT enough to tell what these fragments WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN. So man used computer models designed by him to fill in the missing portions and structures. In other words NOTHING MORE THAN SPECULATION. The rest of what man THINKS happened is the same SPECULATION. That IS NOT FACT, the fact is he found skulls and bone fragments and THATS IT. So its like God is making you a good person. ME: Ummmmm no God doesn't make anyone good or bad. Every person has their own mind and can make their own choices. But he also gave you free will to be a good person. ME: Or do evil. But your life is planned out. ME: NO IT ISN'T. A person has the complete choice of what they do. So your not actually free to do anything. ME: Already covered that. To prove this I'll ask you a couple of questions, did anyone other than you decide to respond to what I wrote and were you forced to write anything in a specific manner? In other words you were completely free to write what YOU chose to write. So God really gave us consciousness to f**k with our mental states. ME: My conscience steers my behavior to do what's right. However some have conscious that the individual ignores and the feel NOTHING. The Bible says the conscience has been seared as with a hot iron. And instead of reseting us..literally cause he can do whatever he wants. He rather us sit around and argue for millions of years, kill each other, and keep repopulationg the earth with our flaw beings. ME: Why would he "reset" us? He might as well made robots in that case and the programming would keep ANYTHING from going wrong. The reason he didn't is because it WOULD NOT be real, no capacity to love. The ONLY WAY that love can exist is for beings to have choice. Imagine a child hugging their parent and telling them "I love you", imagine now that it is just a robot running a program. Is that real? That we are in his image. So really he is just like us. Isn't that strange to you. ME: Genesis 1:26 Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, over [a]all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” Ummmmm no NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE to being like us. God made the universe. You know ANY human beings that can speak light into existence how about create earth and give it an atmosphere and then create life on the planet. No that isn't strange at all to me, what is strange is man THINKS everything came from a Big expansion and after billions and billions and billions of years here we are in the earth as we know it today. YEAH that's OFF THE CHART STRANGE as well as IGNORANT.

[@FrankCastle-tq9bz]

That doesn’t really make a difference - why would an omni-max deity need to stop creating? Why couldn’t it just keep creating indefinitely?

[@briankane3905]

The Bible: The first and worst explanation of how we got here.

[@MichaelMyers66793]

Birds and wobirds 10:43 that cracked me up 😂😂😂

[@squeezy_uchiha907]

Christians say that the reason the tree of knowledge was there because of free will. But if you pay attention Adam and Eve had free will before they ate the fruit

[@Pfhreak]

Reminds me of the Rimmerworld episode of Red Dwarf. "It seemed entirely possible for me to create a fully grown female clone, using my own DNA as a template. This of course created the most enormous moral dilemma. Technically, she would be my sister, and therefore unable to take me as her lover. After much soul searching, I reluctantly decided, 'What the hell', I just wouldn't tell her." Yahweh has the same moral compass as Arnold Judas Rimmer.

[@dodojesus4529]

Hehehe, *Rimmer* Also i think it would be even closer than a sister, as there are variations in sperms /egg cells.

[@akshara487]

It feels like God was playing a game of sort like people play sims

[@thaimperial97]

Well...this god is definitely good at the game of hide n seek 🙈

[@akshara487]

@@thaimperial97 yeah😁

[@susansteinkraus7611]

Very well done, Hemant! This could be a standup routine! My favorite part -- "wobirds".

[@drlegendre]

Never understood how god knew to create all of the sexually reproducing animals in pairs, but when it came to man, the pinnacle of his work, he completely overlooked this fact.

[@michaelhenry1763]

It just shows the competing creation narratives and how the editors did not smooth out the contradictions between the two. So, in chapter 1, humans are created at the sometime, male and female. Then in the very next chapter, we are given a completely new and different creation story, with Adam being created before the animals or plants or even Eve. You would think they would have been caught that.

[@drlegendre]

@@michaelhenry1763 I'm not sure I understand you. I'm well aware of the two different creation stories - but what does that fact have to do with the obvious oversight (lack of a mate) in one of them?

[@michaelhenry1763]

@@drlegendre Well, I misread your statement. I though you were actually asking a question to engage in the texts. I suppose you were not. The second creation story is not forgetting about a mate. It is asking the questions: Where did women come from? Where did the word come from? Where did the relationship between men and women come from? I believe that the authors of the second chapter thought the creation story of the first chapter was unsatisfying.

[@OlaWHalim]

Dude, the “birds and wo-birds” line got me like 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅. Jesus!

[@GeneralArmorus]

Do all chapters like this!

[@FriendlyAtheist1]

Working on it! :)

[@GeneralArmorus]

@@FriendlyAtheist1 Then do all the other books?

[@jean-louispech4921]

eve from the rib has a logical explanation : this story is taken from the mythic story " Enki and Ninhursag " a myth about creation ... by sex between divinities. along the story between the both divinities who happens in a ... garden with water , Enki eats plants who are in fact his daughters ( this is a myth not a claim of real history, it is all about symbols ) while he was forbidden to do it by Ninhursag , and as a punishment Ninhursag punish him by giving him a disease for each plan eaten in a place on his body, and it is painful for Enki. And one place is ... the rib. But Ninhursag takes Enki in pity and decide to cure him, by removing each plant and making a daughter from each disease. And then the "lady from the the rib" ( ninti in sumerian ) is called ninti , meaning lady who gives life. And then redactor of the genesis 2 , were just copying the myth for the creation of eve, lady who gives life. There are great chances that the garden of Eden is just inspired by the garden of dilum from Sumerian myth. In any other cases it does not makes sense.

[@hayley1868]

You make this a lot more funny 😂😂😂😂 love your interpretation.

[@maitisanw.j7453]

When our mind is wrong and negative whatever we read or see is wrong. Its good to be positive and think positive let the negative have its own fruits.

[@niffwasau1815]

I couldn’t stop laughing at your analysis of the rib Just “Hey that Adam person I made needs a friend, but 2 men is not what I want to do so why not make an inferior one from his bones,,,”