Everything Wrong With Johnny Express In 8 Minutes Or Less

Today we "express" our displeasure towards this video.
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[@Lenshom]

"Yes, I will remove 10 sins because everyone died"

[@CyberedCake]

XD

[@szymonrak1182]

Then ! A dick

[@tacocat9654]

I mean it was kinda funny

[@robbin7770]

How did the plant not burn whe. He first landed?

[@913babygirl]

Yess XD

[@Kakiess]

*No sound waves in space, no screams to be heard.*

[@ruxthedeer]

What you meant to say was- Sound doesn't travel in vaccum.

[@The-vr3ck]

Hehe moi

[@PokéWareInc448]

Yep. In space, no one can hear you scream. I think the screams are heard because the camera is positioned over the town for about two seconds.

[@Kakiess]

@@PokéWareInc448 except for at 3:29, where he was able to hear the screams?

[@PokéWareInc448]

@@Kakiess 3:33

[@christinanixon8697]

He didn't mention that the planet fell in space

[@CyberedCake]

Ok, so Im going to tell everyone this: Gravity is in space. Just more the mass and desity more the gravity. You have the tinyist of tiny gravitational field. Pretty much everything has gravity. For example, a black hole has gravity... but according to you, there is none in space, only under an atmosphere. So this assumption is incorrect. As gravity is in space. (Moon pulled to earth or earth pulled to sun). Technically also, the thursters should of only destroyed the crust and if to destroy the planet blow into space rock. Ok, Im done here.

[@lychee-bear1155]

Ikr

[@nova1726]

CyberCake Playz yeah, you're basically just constantly falling into the endless void giving the 0 Gravity effect

[@tiggerisdumb]

CyberCake Playz r/imaverysmartperson

[@aleeli7902]

I agree with you

[@jappa4977]

Tanks actually require multiple personnel to function, some to move the thing, some to fire the thing, and some to reload the thing. There’s probably some other guys inside the tank firing it.

[@alexanderrichard6408]

Bonus sins: 5:59 Also, why are *using using* a brick phone?

[@TheBigManCompany]

lol

[@szymonrak1182]

Richard The Snow Pea ur eaten by zombiez

[@jamesduncan9529]

Me as a peashooter knows a way to kill zombies when it's dead it makes a 3 lane shockwave insta killing zombies

[@kingultra9898]

Hi I am shadow peashooter

[@unbarringarc3apex179]

@@jamesduncan9529 gamer

[@strangefella5305]

Finally not minecraft sins animation.

[@drifki3471]

Arthur Jucá ikr :)

[@bramchatrou472]

Arthur Jucá Yessss

[@autonomousfortune753]

I like it with minecraft or not

[@peakautism]

RMGAMER it is nice to have some change here and there though

[@scarsoucerist5754]

NO MORE MINECRAFT

[@nater1278]

Sin for the fact that he mentioned aerodynamics because there is extremely little-no friction in space.

[@User-ju9rv]

you mean sin removed

[@pumpkinylink]

You... need aerodynamics to take off though...?

[@TheJobCompany]

Great one, Micah! Also looking forward to more non-minecraft stuff.

[@CelestialHarry]

Should have been an extra sin for lack of physics at 7:22 No gravity in space Also at 5:06 Gravitational field, not magnetic field Ok I'm done here

[@prashantnook]

i was about to type that until i saw this comment XDDD

[@imppro]

OrionWarrior10 Atleast they died

[@proto-nf6td]

PrashantCavelry Same.

[@cjreab6528]

Sin on you, animation sins already gave themselves a sin for the magnetic field thing.

[@tima824]

OrionWarrior10: very true I support your knowledge and thinking

[@TheDiamondInvader]

sin at 3:59 for saying light as a feather but writing down air.

[@jensbody1]

You missed a sin when Jonny left the planet and burnt it the powder just fell like it had gravity but it's in space so how did the powderd planet just fall like that?

[@CyberedCake]

Ok, so Im going to tell everyone this: Gravity is in space. Just more the mass and desity more the gravity. You have the tinyist of tiny gravitational field. Pretty much everything has gravity. For example, a black hole has gravity... but according to you, there is none in space, only under an atmosphere. So this assumption is incorrect. As gravity is in space. (Moon pulled to earth or earth pulled to sun). Technically also, the thursters should of only destroyed the crust and if to destroy the planet blow into space rock. Ok, Im done here.

[@fuss1052]

Cake Minecraft Gaming Even if it is the tiniest bit of gravity, the planet still wouldn't fall like that.

[@CyberedCake]

And yes, i agree, just not about the part with gravity

[@User-ju9rv]

@@CyberedCake The dust is pulled down. The gravity of the dust, would have pulled the dust together, sort of making a large space cloud that gets slowly pulled together. However, the rocket no doubt probably created some force downwards which would explain why the dust went down. I mean, it wouldn't fall like that of course but... comedic affect

[@piratehookerss]

it's a cartoon

[@seth-the-inactive]

2:27 a sin for having the approved stamp just disappear, showing about 90% of it and that 10% just being clipped off. Edit: corrected some percentages and added a new sin Sin 2: these alien's screaming sounds are basically reused minion sound effects but higher pitched...

[@dividedSingularity]

About the first 'sin' in this: this shape is actually the most aerodynamic shape. You can check that for factuality very quickly. Also, it doesn't even need to be aerodynamic if it's a spaceship, so why would you point it out? And what does a magnetic field have to do with walking on the surface of the planet? Don't you mean a strong enough gravitational field, if anything? Apart from that, good job on posting again so quickly. Edit: although, it does need to land on planet which have atmospheres, so I take the second one back.

[@therobloxgamer6109]

too long didnt read

[@jameschapman2782]

Also he assumed some pretty ridiculous stuff, 1. The planet must have an atmosphere to support that large of an ecosystem 2. That is the can that the purple dude is running away from, not the delivery man’s shoe 3. The planet must also be extremely dense to support an earth size gravity on a body that small so The delivery man making small craters makes sense since there is no where for the matter to physically go.

[@JNCressey]

Although space is very sparse, there are still some particles. Maybe having an aerodynamic shape makes a difference when travelling the very far interstellar distances. (Although I imagine the optimum shape would be different than for travel through air, since we normally take into account that air is quite sticky and will cause extra drag from how it leaves your surface and possibly cause turbulence.) Around stars especially there are particles radiating out called solar winds. Perhaps having an aerodynamic shape makes it easier to approach a stellar system, and thus planets.

[@hamzatgelagaev9758]

i think inside the planet is a giant electromagnet which must be the core of this planet he landed on and can be turned off when he left the planet

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

0:56 in a perfect world DVD's would NEVER become obsolete

[@tyrantking9000]

here's a sin: when Johnny saw that he had to deliver a tiny package, he couldn't put 2 and 2 together and think "microscopic (to me that is) package would mean that the people I'm delivering this to must be microscopic to me as well, so I should keep the microscope on just to see who I'm giving this too." And, to add to that, why is it that there isn't a crew just in case he has to make a delivery to a smaller race of people just in case he doesn't destroy an entire civilization on complete accident?

[@hyperactivecat3031]

7:18 there is no gravity in space so the planet wouldn't go downwards, also rocks don't turn into powder and vaporize in contact with fire

[@SpeedyFAST2006]

But he still remove a sin for the funny ending.

[@michelleortega1420]

This is my new favorite short because everyone fucking died

[@jakemiller4291]

Seriously, you REMOVED sins at the end? The boosters never made a flame like that before, even when landing *ding*. There is thrust being produced but neither the rocket not the planet is moving *ding*. It turns the whole planet into ashes, even the core, instead of just the surface *ding*. The ashes fall downwards in space *ding*. Entire species extinction (yep, the one left on the can will die too) *ding*. The fact that he was unaware of everything he'd just done *ding*. That there was this many sins all in one scene is deserving of another sin *ding*. The fact you missed all of these sins *ding x50*!

[@lopezmcanimations4399]

Jake Miller Bonus Round: Every alien that shouted in this video and forgot to shout when they were being extinguished (+1000)

[@herberine]

The lad who was in the middle of the road was interesting

[@pieceofcheese4228]

He removed they because they destroyed that annoying planet.

[@fireytehspartan]

Jake Miller he probably did that because he thought that ending was hilarious

[@scarsoucerist5754]

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding OK I'm done here

[@inkyface_4729]

Your reaction to the end was PRICELESS XDDD

[@cs31498]

2:48 Resemblance to 9/11

[@ligitlego5874]

5:10 it’s a rolling can

[@AnimationWins]

Micah: A planet just got disintegrated, how many sins would that be? Zach: Well, given the fact that this animation is so bad, I'd say about... -10 Micah: Sounds good

[@CyberedCake]

Lol

[@sigmagamingg420]

why did the dust go down there is no gravitation

[@eclipse_kun90]

Its all your fault Zam

[@mtftaskforce3311]

Every Animation Have Sins Nothing Is Spared From That

[@LILProductions]

4:19 I'm adding a sin because you said "rip-offs" and not "knock-offs". I'm not trying to be a grammar nazi. Oh wait, I am.

[@Scullgaming962]

3:06 Why is there mcdonalds on a alienplanet

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

2:30 That guy is walking on vacuum.

[@acrosenpai228]

This channel deserves 1 Million subscribers

[@nicholasali3566]

I don’t think that those were thrusters lifting the ship off at the end. He knew he had failed so he torched all the witnesses so nobody would ever know about his failure

[@dillonventures2027]

(1:11) there’s a company that makes 3D printed food. And it’s actually edible, so humans have evolved so much that we don’t need animals for food. So we can stop animal cruelty,

[@nevonicwolf4827]

I mean, 2:42 is a fucking 9/11 reference

[@Nikkii199045]

That's the soda can. Not the guys foot 5:14 Also it says dude's giant foot but he says it's the giant dude's foot

[@CiroPerlix]

5:15 you said coming out of the guys foot when its a can now that's what YOU should have added

[@kcidical8209]

Tanks have multi man crew. One person reloading the gun, one person firing, one person driving, one person commanding

[@szymonrak1182]

3:42 BREAKING NEWZ!!! MURICANZ ARE ATACKING !!!! :O

[@RandomMink]

Two bonus sins by me: in the scene the soda can is about to run over the alien car, before that happens there are cars, but you can easily see that the car is sometimes clipping through the alien. 2nd sin: The dust at the end shouldn’t fall, space doesn’t have gravity.

[@Mrs.Moe5]

7:30 1 sin,FedEx is not a sentence Can I get this pinned?

[@BaconBrobot]

Ik I'm 2 years late but this dude really said "no atmosphere" and then said "flames" like those should exist

[@hasanalgroof1364]

5:27 i rlly felt bad for that dude 😂😢

[@michelleortega1420]

Ok

[@fnafperson497]

Ok

[@amtrakdude432]

ok

[@Frosty1492-r9n]

Removing sin how *GOOD* this videos is

[@unbarringarc3apex179]

3:34 because they are in space and sound can not be heard because sound is made by vibrations in the air and there is no air in space. Oh. Its because there tiny

[@nova1726]

UnbarringArc3 fortnite *they're

[@unbarringarc3apex179]

@@nova1726same thing

[@nova1726]

UnbarringArc3 fortnite oops, *_I'm so stupid,_* I thought it was "there"a xdd

[@Snolepop]

How to stop a giant 1) put millions of LEGO’S on the ground

[@herberine]

You missed one. Why was the alien with headphones in the middle of the road

[@burritocrab7562]

It’s animation it doesn’t have to be perfect you frickin perfectionist

[@HotRod05]

5:24 That car is going backwards. BMW Isetta

[@rubiperez3744]

3:16 Don't tell me That part was a 9/11 reference. That is a sin.

[@imvegan1994]

Ooooooo something other than minecraft

[@blokvader8283]

To be fair, it doesn't have to be aerodynamic as it's a spacecraft.

[@anaparipovic4452]

+1 sin On the cheetos and dorito bags it said that on plain english but later we see that the news on the planet was on some alien scribbles.

[@dianefoxington4440]

you forgot a sin. the ashes of the planet somehow magically fell in space, despite there is no gravity in space

[@yeseniagonzalez06]

7:14 My favorite part 😋

[@theaveragerailfanner7447]

I love this little flick! Im glad somebody put light on it!

[@tarpulin8179]

You forgot there's a mcdonald sign you did not see and other restaurant on the backround of that headphone minion purple guy

[@alissawilliams3435]

TheLightning Boy animating and gaming annnndddd?

[@imnotmax1768]

And burger king

[@adidasfansqueet8373]

7:21 one more sin for the gravity force. If the planet was burned, it wouldn't just go down as there's no magnetic field pulling it

[@justine303]

Hi! Nice video and very funny xD I had fun finding some more sins and couldn't resist sharing them lol At 2:31 : the guy is floating at 2:44 : the two tall and pale aliens have the same animation at the same time. at 3:14 and 3:32 : the guy doesn't have the straw in his mouth anymore, but he got it back after, at 3:40 at 4:07 there is a lot happening: the frames above the stairs are empty, the umbrella is inside the floor AND the closet, the pizza is floating slightly and the ass of the left alien float above the couch at 5:11 why is the alien reading a book in the middle of the street with his headphone?? at 5:29 couldn't the alien just lifted the lock over the short post/pole? Also his head go inside of it at 5:31 *Also, sin on me because I don't speak English fluently, and I may have made some mistakes.. :c

[@gavinblack412]

Why would a space ship need to be aerodynamic when there is no air in space? The international space station isn't aerodynamic

[@thyhog4775]

Falcon heavy launching soon!

[@AndrewSmith-vv2by]

i laughed so hard when you took away 10 sins when the planet burnt to crisp

[@lopezmcanimations4399]

Andrew Smith me too

[@khun7460]

Jeeez The animator is Korean. Get over with that spelling correction

[@geokim8590]

Dude it was probably a joke

[@PDXD5V]

Shut up

[@jorgwashingmachine219]

Sin for Zach: He says... "light as a feather" but the subtitles say "light as air". As Zach would say, "Consistency, please."

[@donaldschmenk4345]

3:00 kfc

[@yumibebestgirl9719]

I guess they have earth brand foods due to the fact that food has gotten so over processed that they just gave it away to other planets in hopes that the aliens will like it or some crap.

[@ihka4767]

so many sins

[@SebCard211]

U think thats a lot? The psycho girl minecraft ones has almost 658 or something like that mabey 700 (nvm only the 2nd one did lol)

[@NGD47]

Narrator: Must Be As Light As A Feather Screen: Must Be As Light As Air ...

[@dirt7430]

Never seen this show

[@baronbeat2210]

It was just an animation.

[@oeeroeer]

Woooooossshh

[@yakiyuki8924]

A space ship doesnt need to be aerodynamyc, theres no air in space...

[@mewskillz2175]

Dang I'm early

[@epicgamertime409]

MewSkillz me ot

[@cynicalia]

The removal of sins at the end was well received.

[@ppeater2552]

Extra sin : that straw hole would suck his air out and it wouldn't be able to open any ways

[@oh-noe]

7:21 NONONONONO You should give them 20 sins for making the ash get torn into some nonexistent gravitational pull.

[@matthewatkinson-quinteros1613]

What about the fact that he is standing in the middle of the road with oncoming cars

[@ChiTownSports312]

I love at the end where you put the speech by the president from Independence Day.

[@potatoboi2143]

6:33 pikmin sounds

[@dialectgamer6546]

Although the planet is too small for an atmosphere by our scale, they are tiny enough that a low density atmosphere clinging to the surface is breathable for them and is viable for being a source of weather. The real issue is the lack of water to provide rain on the surface.

[@benjaminleong1547]

Flies in space* The ship does not look very "aerodynamic"

[@IgorNetoAnimation]

xD that screaming and that ending xD i knew something would go wrong

[@Legomoviefan2008]

Fun fact: originally there was going to be a movie based on this short by illumination. But it was cancelled.

[@Nevada.1992]

No *small* aliens were hurt in the making of this video

[@furiouselectric129]

So no sin about the fact that the planet disintegrates and *falls* in space where there is no gravity

[@soothingmusic8561]

6:03 just have to watch so much

[@TheAwesomeGN]

I love how at the end you removed ten sins for all the aliens being burnt to death

[@HarmonyOC]

I just think it's funny how he saw how tiny the package is and instead of looking down using the zoom option, he just walked around while looking left and right like he expect to deliver this tiny package to someone who is normal size😂

[@jasongreene7940]

After being burnt, the planet fell down even though there is no gravity

[@100deaddogs]

finnaly! ive been waiting for one of these that was not a minecraft song!

[@clayfunthesupportingone8004]

5:50 wow! Did the car just glitch through the foot?!?! 😂😂😂you missed a sin😂😂😂😂😂

[@hamzatgelagaev9758]

it's a can you dummy

[@clayfunthesupportingone8004]

@@hamzatgelagaev9758 so?

[@bystander6004]

HE FORGOT THAT THE GUY WALKED ALTHEWAY AROUND THE PLANET... THE CITY IS GIGANTIC

[@bystander6004]

bc everywhere he walked there was a city

[@Music_MikeZ]

5:15 "These cars are literally just coming out of the dude's GIANT FOOT?" I though it was a rolling can.

[@nightstar4330]

You misses a sin, at the end, the purple minion rip off magically finds his package way out in the vacum of space where it wouldn't even be, unless packages can teleport, which would make that delivery man completely useless, that shouldn't happen.

[@nachulix]

the package fell out of the delivery guy's hands

[@Elapertur]

XD THAT WAS FUNNY YOU REMOVE SO MANY SINS FOR THE DEAD OF TINY PURPLE MINIONS

[@Rr-df6pk]

Accually 50 sins because a thing can’t fall strait down in space

[@jamnmusic7687]

I love your videos. Keep on making them.

[@UltraTagProductions]

when the planet burns, where does it fall? IT"S IN SPACE

[@ligmacito4329]

Sure the entire planet was dying, but the only guy I felt bad for was the one desperately escaping the drink

[@nachulix]

same

[@legit1597]

Also, add 150 sins for 10,000,000 deaths in a kids animation! Because this is somehow begging for sins.

[@THEMATT222]

How about when the dust fall to space.....does space have gravity and if so why their was an delay and why did your animation sin count doesn't go up?!!?!?!!?!

[@CyberedCake]

Also, it should be a sin for delayed thrust lift (of the rocket) and ashes falling

[@Guestyroblox-ux2iy]

0:12 It doesn't need to be aerodynamic, it's in space where there is no air.

[@jslfilms2618]

Bonus sin, there’s no gravity in space. So the ashes would float around in space.

[@iampapikopapaya8767]

Sin 50: fedex is not a sentence

[@ppeater2552]

I actually liked this animation a lot

[@QberBear]

Spaceships don't need to be aerodynamic in space because there isn't any sort of wind resistance in space.

[@justdont3998]

0:12 aerodynamics aren't needed in space

[@imp011]

I love what you did at the end of the video