Everything Wrong With Labyrinth In 7 Minutes Or Less

If you're like us, you loved Labyrinth at some point in your youth. And if you've seen it lately, you probably wondered what the hell you were thinking as a kid. OR... you're young enough that you've never even heard of this movie, which should be a fantastic experience all its own. Regardless, here are the sins of Labyrinth.
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[@carriemaxwell4695]

This is my favorite movie of all time, no matter how many sins. Every little girl watching this dreamed of wearing Sarah's ballgown for her wedding.

[@carriemaxwell4695]

I was a tomboy too. I played with as many boy toys as I did girl toys, and was the hugest fan of the TMNT. But when Labyrinth was one, it was all pretty dresses, glitter, and fantasy.

[@beebeardia]

+Carrie Wright Actually, I wanted to wear David Bowie's fabulous outfits instead!! The capes in this movie, holy hell...*dissolves into a puddle of clothes-envy*

[@chainey4387]

Well...besides Buttercup's dresses from Princess Bride

[@sierraspencer2811]

+Carrie Wright Forgive me if this sounds bad but... I just stopped and horror-nerded out on your name. Carrie Wright is so CLOSE to Carrie White.

[@carriemaxwell4695]

Yes. I have dealt with idiots poking fun at it or cracking jokes, but I did play "Carrie" one night during the Haunted Castle in my town and have all the movies except the newest reboot. It's grown on me now. :)

[@godlywafflez]

I never once noticed Bowie's face in the rock while that piece of wood fell. Thanks Cinema Sins

[@baybaybear8304]

Dream Weaver there's actually multiple seen throughout the movie

[@Kattywagon29]

Neither have and I have seen this movie a zillion times and I still love it. In fact I might watch it today!

[@cattathat]

I never noticed that one. There are others in rocks behind him i think talking with Hoggle???

[@ohtteer]

I’ve seen the movie countless times and I never noticed it!

[@pokerbeast6402]

Fail

[@reneerodgers1592]

If I had a shot for every time Sarah said "It's not fair" I'd be blasted

[@liliecoffey8846]

I still can't believe that she played the character my sister before she was even born

[@PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse]

What's even more funny is that after Jareth messed with the time, Sarah yells "That's not fair!" and Jareth replies with "You seem to say the a lot, Sarah."

[@dalime605]

"you say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is."

[@GlitchyHalo]

@@PrincessOfTheWholeUniverseit is funny seeing how dramatic Sarah is in the beginning acting like her whole life is a play “You did want to talk to me didn’t you? Practically broke down the door!”

[@user-gz3ey2uz7q]

There is nothing wrong with Labyrinth, since David Bowie is in it.

[@Cazz8203]

Random Stuff101 fuckin WRONG

[@kendrabwr]

Random Stuff101 indeed

[@louisepennell5227]

Random Stuff101 yasssss

[@14possumsinatrenchcoat]

Except those pants

[@nesspuckridge9816]

True

[@70Jack90]

David Bowie, May you rest in peace. RIP (1947-2016)

[@JackCipherCreations]

My heart is breaking.

[@ladyxkuromi]

😩😩

[@JordanLink1]

):

[@fairykeikes8282]

this is the only reason I looked this up😢

[@LadySash]

+Jack Zimmerman May he rest in peace and May God be with him. :(

[@rickshawjones8591]

This video should have been 2 seconds long, and only should have displayed the words "Nothing, Nothing, Nothing tra-la-la". The labyrinth is perfect.

[@doodiepoodiedoodie]

BAHSHAHAHAGHAH

[@lordvoldemort5586]

😂

[@shoshannahearle3780]

Yes!!! This is one of my childhood favorites. Leave to someone with nothing better to do than try to ruin something…btw he failed.

[@Slightlybookobsessed]

I want to do this now

[@darrenwoodings]

It's not just the girls that loved this everybody did, I was 8 when I watched this and fell in love with connelly instantly, this is the most nostalgic film ever!!

[@soquidsnake34]

I love it when idiots forget that Cinemasins is supposed to be funny and not actual movie reviews

[@Little1Cave]

Soquid Snake I do feel like some sins can be seen as legitimate criticisms, but yeah for the most part it's either a running joke or poking fun at the fact that it's a movie. Often insightful, but also often silly. Lol

[@jeremiahhester6408]

IKR. He's freaken Hilarious

[@HawaiiKnut]

Yeah. Take Goldeneye, for example. They gave it a sin for every scene Sean Bean didn't die yet.

[@Elegant_Sausage]

I've heard that often there is a little truth in every joke. The shit is funny that he nit-picks, but damned if it's not right on the nose a lot of the time. I agree with you by the way, it's amusing when people take this waayyyy too seriously.

[@DrippyWaffler]

Yeah but it's not funny, so it fails on both points.

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

There's nothing wrong with 1980's David Bowie. Granted, his 1970's work will always be his best but the 80's Bowie had some gems too.

[@tamarbeker1701]

*EXACTLY!*

[@zoedoesart814]

i went to see a labyrinth re-run at the movie theater with my mom once, and at the end she shouted:"MORE DAVID BOWIE CROTCH SHOTS"

[@femalepresentingsurelis7476]

Can you introduce me to your mom, I have a feeling me and her would get along quite well.

[@zoedoesart814]

yeah no

[@ashp2503]

This right here. This should be on the Labyrinth dvd cover as a review lol

[@cattathat]

😂

[@quirkyedits1568]

Zoe Does Art I love your mum

[@atlastgames]

I think the reason why so many people like this movie, including me, is because despite the beauty of it, it doesn't take itself too seriously. While so much hard work and time was put into it, its not perfect, even by 80's standards, and that's not a bad thing. That's what makes it good. It wasn't this big, huge, expensive movie that put intense work into the animation and puppetry, but rather a little funny and emotional story with cute little quirky characters and humour for everyone. No movie is perfect, I get that. No movie is ever going to be perfect. But this movie has something unique and special that you don't get in a lot of movies. And the soundtrack is absolutely beautiful, you can't sin that. The music is so fun and uplifting, it gets you dancing and I love that so much. This entire movie is just so amazing. Plus, David Bowie. David Bowie is always a win!

[@carlottarobbins7005]

actually, it was pretty expensive - about $25 million.

[@L1ghtwastaken]

@@carlottarobbins7005 yeah I was about to say that's not that cheap haha😅

[@aiyannasprague576]

Labyrinth is my all time fav movie I've seen it so many times I know all the lines and could reenact it in its entirely this vid honestly is something I disagree with but everyone has a right to their opinions but I fully agree with everything you stated in this comment.

[@GlitchyHalo]

@@carlottarobbins7005and sadly it only made 12 million which made Jim Henson not want to make anymore movies and died knowing labyrinth was a failure cult classic movies are always the best tho

[@emogirlkitteh4157]

Hey I just met you, And this is Crazy, You're in the labyrinth, I stole your baby

[@delaneynations6929]

I live that!😂

[@KeltiKyrie]

*You're

[@garlandrose9948]

Poetry.................

[@emogirlkitteh4157]

wow Katie. We got a badass over here.

[@fleckx]

Emo GirlKitteh I mean, hey, if you're gonna try and be witty, get a brain. Simple grammatical errors are disgusting.

[@clairebear5326]

Even Cinema Sins can't make a single sin out of the ballroom scene... It was just too ICONIC and PERFECT.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

and also kinda creepy. I was 13 when it first came out and a massive Bowie fan and even I cringed at the "adult romancing young teenager" undertones in the film. I loved the film back then! Still like watching it now. But still find it a bit ...erm...off, in ways. Eh. It's ultimately a subjective thing.

[@carlottarobbins7005]

AGREED - 've only seen the movie 3 times, but I don't know how many times I've wished I could trade places with Sarah in that scene!

[@synthhart]

It was definitely creepy, but also a gorgeous scene from a film standpoint.

[@madwhitehare3635]

He refused to kiss Jennifer in that scene. Said it wasn't appropriate. 🥰

[@Faux_Sunlight]

​@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 it never came off to me that he was romancing her, he seemed more smug, like he was mocking her for saying she was in love with him at the start of the film. Like he was saying “is this really what you want?”

[@TactownGirl]

David Bowies family jewels are not a sin.

[@booksflavia]

Agreed

[@kimberlyhaines107]

If they think it was a sin in this movie (considering they've revealed that they actually just stuffed the crotch to look bigger), then they shouldn't watch him in "The Man Who Fell to Earth" he made in 1976. Full frontal nudity of him...Surprised the hell out of 15 year old me.

[@Smithjones12]

his hair should be ! :)

[@GlitchyHalo]

@@Smithjones12nah his mullet hair was perfect David actually provided his whole wardrobe and did his own makeup

[@user-gz3ey2uz7q]

What's wrong with 80's Bowie? That's when he made songs like Ashes to Ashes, Let's Dance, Under Pressure...

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I guess you weren't paying attention when "Never Let Me Down" came out then *shudders*

[@joshuaft1]

Not interesting songs imo

[@srpablo6107]

I’m ok with the general consensus about Never Let Me Down, but it doesn’t invalidate the previous 80s albums by Bowie. also, I’d rather prefer any 80s Bowie, even at his worst, than the 90s Bowie.

[@Profmorphious123]

Random Stuff101 Put on your Red Shoes And Dance The Blues.

[@sometimessnarky1642]

Bowie himself wasn't happy with what he did in the early 80s He said he sold out.

[@k10batmama]

I was so obsessed with this movie they had to take it away from me because I would watch it so many times in a day. I had a tough childhood, foster homes etc,this movie was an escape, now a damn nostalgic one

[@spacekiddo4180]

OMG CASEY I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW YOU OMG!!! It's John as good of a father as the fandom says???

[@newtondragon9]

XD hi

[@spacekiddo4180]

John Egbert -dies from fangirling so much-

[@newtondragon9]

oh sorry about that

[@newtondragon9]

you seem to have god tiered

[@AnarkeeSoundVibes]

Labyrinth is one of those movies that you never get tired of watching. I can see myself watching this movie in the future with my grandkids like my grandparents did with me.

[@NLHester]

For all you fans or those who are curious what it took to make this movie, I highly recommend you to watch 'Labyrinth (1986) Behind The Scenes' (2 parts) here on KZbin.

[@Rime_in_Retrograde]

"Do two imaginaries make a real?" - Actually, mathematically, they do.

[@bwc3821]

Except they don't have mathematical value.

[@Rime_in_Retrograde]

bwc3821 Actually, they do. 'i' has a value of the square root of -1, so when you multiply two imaginaries together, you get the real number -1.

[@bwc3821]

Kgcopper What does the value of "i" have to do with the value of something that's imaginary?

[@Rime_in_Retrograde]

bwc3821 'i' is just the letter used to denote an imaginary number. Example: square root of -16 is sqrt(16) times sqrt (-1), simplified to 4i. Also, sqrt(-16) times itself, and the sqrts cancel out, giving the real number -16. Hence my original comment/ joke.

[@blueballoon5052]

Kgcopper Don't worry I found you joke funny. bwc3821 You need to take some math classes. Imaginary numbers are an actual thing used by real mathematicians all the time, they allow you to take the square root of a negative number and if you have two imaginary numbers in a single problem you can combine them into a "real" number.

[@CLOWNBOT00]

I don't care how many 'flaws' you or whomever find in this movie. It will forever be one of my many 80's favorites as a child. Now that I'm older, on top of it being something I reminisce on, the soundtrack is just lovely. David Bowie - Within You

[@oxyninjassassin]

right u are....i grew up with this move i will all ways love it

[@cubsfanxtream]

so many of the flaws are bs

[@Anthraxinternational]

cubsfanxtream That's the point. It's comedy :p

[@swarmlord101]

There's a song based on this movie, called Prince of the Land of Stench by Nekrogoblikon. I suggest you look it up!

[@CLOWNBOT00]

Will do! Thank you

[@taylorkirkland62]

"Do two imaginaries make a real?" In math, yes. Yes they do.

[@babotond]

If you multiply them, that is. But she smashed one through another. What is the mathematical definition of the operation of smash?

[@entropyzero5588]

Multiplying doesn't usually do this, either…

[@entropyzero5588]

+Baba Ali Of course it works for i*i. I said it _usually_ doesn't do this. Consider for example i * (1+i) = -1 + i. Still not real. In general, the product of two complex numbers is real iff they are scalar multimples of each other's complex conjugates (so the whole term looks something like this: x(a+bi) * y(a-bi) for x,y,a,b real )

[@cameronx7923]

Only in imagined math

[@nathenhutchison6182]

Who said anything about complex numbers? We're talking about imaginary numbers, which have no real component.

[@UnOpEnEdLoVeNoTeS]

HIS BULGE WAS NOT A SIN. IT WAS EYE CANDY

[@dickottel]

but your thoughts were full of sin 🤣

[@carolanno3805]

Right?! Do big boobs get counted as a sin? Love me some Bowie bulge.

[@abbyvicens1120]

Bless you for this comment

[@cattathat]

I'm a sinner so yes it is

[@cattathat]

Both lol

[@isaacthomas6544]

"You probably wondered what the hell you were thinking as a kid" excuse you Labyrinth is one of the best movies ever made

[@themoviebuff1425]

Hayden T no doubt the fantasy is awesome David Bowie was amazing and the songs are so damn great i don’t get why would he say it didn’t hold up well it holds up amazing well and it’s one of my favourite movies from the 80’s

[@TheRealMeko]

Hayden T agreed

[@jessicawest2705]

Thank you I know this film word for word it is there best film ever in my opinion

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

Hayden T doesn't change the fact that many a childhood was ruined by the image of David's Bowie

[@DudeIndigou]

it was the best thing ever

[@leviangel97]

"Do two imaginaries make a real?" If we multiply them, yes!

[@melvinshaw7574]

I'm gonna call that a sin for bringing math into this! **ding**

[@leviangel97]

+Melvin Shaw Sin? I consider that cause to remove a sin. I have yet to see too much math.

[@melvinshaw7574]

McPeeperson Smith Touché, my good sir.

[@leviangel97]

+Melvin Shaw :D cheers!

[@rohanthemiller]

ha nicely done!

[@OfficialExilica]

You better make a video called Everything Right With Labyrinth From Now to Infinity and just have a picture of David Bowie for 101 minutes (movie runtime).

[@__Krystal__]

+OfficialExilica Yes!

[@kdevore83]

yeeeeeessssss

[@kiadoll8417]

Yes! Yeeeeeessss!

[@junipersloane3944]

y e s

[@pugnome]

yes

[@alchi7533]

*Sees this video* Labyrinth is my fav movie ever. *Clicks on it* I regret this.

[@avidreader8521]

xxsavagecherryxx I feel like a lot of it's contrived by deliberate misunderstanding of the classic folklore that Labyrinth is based on. I mean, it's not like the backstory is hidden. Also, it's half the 'sins' were based on the premise that the Labyrinth is some kind dream or hallucination. Given that's it's a fantasy film that's not even trying to pull the 'it was actually a dream' twist, is it too luch to approach the movie as if there was actually adventure in another world? This is fiction for a reason, folks.

[@carlottarobbins7005]

I don't!! :D :D I love the movie, but I also love this video!

[@jodie2763]

There's nothing wrong with this movie.

[@ArticAkita]

my thoughts Exactly! go after 13 ghosts or that one I found incredibly idiotic final destination 2.

[@FlashakaViolet]

NOTHING

[@dizalawn]

EXACTLY.

[@vanessastarr8809]

Absolutely nothing. lol

[@trinisanerd3322]

AMEN

[@hannahbarnes867]

"The Bowie Bulge" 😂

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

+Hannah Barnes someones got a rocket in their pocket

[@lucindashirreffs6703]

That's his "Ziggy Stardust"

[@rugilockk2708]

Ground Control to Major Tom. GET OFF THE BLUE PILL!

[@nathenhutchison6182]

You know you're a badass when your junk has a cooler nickname than most people will ever have in their lives.

[@GirtheAlienGoldfish]

I love this movie so much I can laugh at its' terrible dialogue. David Bowie's hair is god in this movie.

[@allfodatmusic2630]

I hated that they made the movie his frigin album

[@GirtheAlienGoldfish]

***** David Bowie's skintight pants are legendary.

[@GirtheAlienGoldfish]

***** Yeah... I'm sure that's the best way to put it. Spray On Pants. XD Only real explanation.

[@spacekiddo4180]

+ Casey Egbert + GirtheAlienGoldfish Spray On Pants...? I KNEW THAT THEY WERE A REAL THING XD

[@buttmanguitar6226]

so im not the only one who wears spray on pants... good to know!

[@greasyhair5754]

I've never noticed Jareth's little look down after the goblin said: "the girl who ate the posion fruit and forgot everything" and before "what of her?" that's genuine emotion like he feels bad for doing it, or it's like a break up for him? My god that made me love him even more! (Yes I'm a steriotype get over it!)

[@FoxyyAJ]

What's wrong with 80's Bowie XD

[@FoxyyAJ]

Also what's wrong with labyrinth at all?!?!?

[@TheHestya]

+Raymond Quezada I thought he was on a lot of drugs in 70s. At least that's what he talked about in an interview at one point.

[@salemjones2635]

+Foxyy AJ ikr

[@jadegoulding2155]

nothing hes fkn hot

[@sionlewis827]

Nothing

[@mokeish]

so basically it was perfect

[@twentynepepes4485]

😊Pretty much!!

[@WISEPATHHUB]

+mokeish exactly!

[@jonarvaez8232]

mokeish yup hahaha

[@milicakalezic4184]

This is my favourite movie and no sins can make it less perfect than it already is!!!I watch this movie at least six times a month!!!Yeah!!

[@kimberlyhaines107]

I watched it one time, like 6 times in one day. I was just starting to get into Bowie and I loved watching the documentary.

[@CherryChannelCooli0]

Hell yeah!!!!

[@Zacishere]

+Kimberly Haines so do you watch it 1 time? or 6 times?

[@kimberlyhaines107]

+ZacBlurBlur What I meant by my wording was that one time (or day I suppose you could say) I watched it 6 times in one day. Normally when I watch it I only watch it once a day. Hope that cleared it up. I wouldn't be surprised if I did write this when I was half asleep, wording my thoughts gets quite a bit more difficult. Like right now. Sometimes I stop and can't remember what word I was going to use, and I can't grasp the flow of the sentence easily so that I can adequately write down my thoughts...

[@nessnake123]

+Milica Kalezic the music is amazing one of my favorites, i always listen the whole soundtrack once in awhile, this should be a cult movie

[@icuseriously3346]

Poison peach dream world. Good band name.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

they would SO play at the Bang Bang Bar/Roadhouse in Twin Peaks

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Their first album should be Penrose Paradox. 😁

[@robertsmithii273]

Great idea, Never thought of that

[@bezoticallyyours83]

It is actually

[@janewinchester1404]

Tongue in cheek

[@davidbowie4922]

CinemaSins No. This list is wrong. Labyrinth is actually perfect. Mainly because it has David Bowie. I am David Bowie. Bow down to David Bowie.

[@fishcutter395]

David Bowie I love you.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

+David Bowie Did you make that account just to comment on this video or are you searching KZbin for anything David Bowie related to comment on it?

[@DoriGray1337]

+David Bowie CEASE THAT INFERNAL RACKET

[@kimberlyhaines107]

David Bowie is amazing, rarely can he do wrong. And he's fucking amazing live. Hearing him sing "Ziggy Stardust" and "Rebel Rebel", chills man...

[@DisKorruptd]

+David Bowie should we bowie down to Bowie?

[@JadedeaJade]

lets all dance magic dance!

[@TheLegoDude29052]

In memory

[@FoxyyAJ]

+RAGINGCRABSTICKZ (Lewis Ross) of david bowie :')

[@FoxyyAJ]

+RAGINGCRABSTICKZ (Lewis Ross) of david bowie :')

[@christinawoodruff8873]

What babe?

[@CrashPlays88]

What power?

[@charlottesometimez]

“Sarah...Sarah are you home?” Where the hell else would she be?! It’s midnight and she’s babysitting her brother.

[@JR-ju3kj]

Exactly. Even if she wasn't baby-sitting her baby brother, where else would a 15 year old girl be at midnight?

[@GlitchyHalo]

@@JR-ju3kjobviously dancing with a goblin fae in a dreamworld 🙄

[@2gamerzone7]

"If you're like us, you loved Labyrinth at some point in your youth. And if you've seen it lately, you probably wondered what the hell you were thinking as a kid." Watched it again yesterday. The only thing wrong with this masterpiece is the rocks coming out of the bog of stench.

[@justsomeguy1136]

Because the most crazy thing about this movie is the ROCKS coming out of WATER i DON'T care that this comment is two years old..that is some caveman like thinking..

[@2gamerzone7]

@@justsomeguy1136 The point isn't that the rocks come out of the water, it's the fact that they manage to walk across them without being affected by the bog.

[@justsomeguy1136]

@@2gamerzone7 you have to fall into the bog for it to make you stinky so whats your point here? The rocks are seperate from the water that makes you stinky.

[@2gamerzone7]

@@justsomeguy1136 The rocks came out of the bog, meaning there would be residue on them. Surely touching that would have the same effect as dipping your foot in, unless the curse of the bog only works based on the water-level, which would be absolutely ridiculous.

[@jane_avan]

I never questioned that tbh. It's said that you cannot wash the smell off.. but you surely can take off your shoes after their soles came in contact with the water, no?

[@AbKebab93]

David Bowie's family jewels are hardly a sin. PANTS MAGIC PANTS.

[@Klamath2046]

You remind me of the babe

[@pvhsss]

What babe?

[@singingwolf8997]

The babe with the power

[@MsJryd]

what power?

[@pvhsss]

Power of voodoo

[@MsJryd]

who do?

[@Puremindgames]

One of my favourite movies as a kid, watched it last week, it's still awesome. 80's Bowie is best Bowie

[@andreadawn8757]

As someone who has a lifelong love for Labyrinth, I thank you for this wonderful rendition. THANK YOU for pointing out the rocks would've made Sarah stinky when they came out of the bog. But I must say, most of the men I know who grew up in the 80s say Jennifer as Sarah was their first crush. And I remember being strangely/pleasantly confused about The Bulge as an 11 year old.

[@minervaalexia6074]

And now I want Everything Wrong With The Dark Crystal

[@theamazingworldofjaeden6837]

J.M. Alexia same

[@VorpalSpider69]

I didn't know I needed this until now! Bless your soul!

[@lovelysunshinee6646]

J.M. Alexia only...it would as long as the movie...so it would just be the movie...

[@BreFit-dp9kx]

YES

[@breannalaurenmurphy9583]

Lovely Sunshinee um the dark crystal is an amazing movie not doubt about it

[@ittdust]

That owl is the first 3D animated animal ever used in film. Not a sin.

[@thefatheroflies7921]

Duston McCreary The first "realistic CGI animal", yeah.

[@ruekurei88]

I dunno, 70% of the 'sins' actually made this movie more awesome to me.

[@pinkaminadianepie6091]

EXACTLY

[@Installation04halo]

Yeah I love the cheesy-ish effects and such xP

[@pinkaminadianepie6091]

it doesn't get more awesome unless you watch Serenity

[@lynnebass2495]

Everything wrong with Labyrinth: nothing

[@Babys-Interior]

Dude, the Bowie Bulge is the reason I'm not asexual. Rest in Peace Bowie. Amen.

[@ErinRogoff]

I wouldn't wish away my brother. I'd wish myself away and then turn into Jareth's queen.

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Erin Rogoff #TheGoblinKingIsCute#WishingMySisterAway

[@winglessfairy564]

Oh god

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Erin Rogoff smart wish

[@haleypierce6635]

Same here.

[@turquoisetint]

Honestly me too

[@DarthMohammedRules]

DO SPEED!! *the movie, not the drug

[@douglaspierce6386]

Lololol

[@PwnageMode]

Why not both?

[@willwallis9180]

I have tried it, and in the future I must really hate my tv, cus I arrived and my hands where covered in blood and the tv was broken

[@ravager48]

***** HA HA HA HA!! This made my day!! +10 You've won the internet!!

[@AllAmericanBeaner68]

He would just talk faster.

[@LovlyHorror]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears that Jareth falls in love with Sarah even though she does almost nothing but whine and I guess look pretty throughout this movie. Jeez, if I had known that kind of behavior would help me get a man like David Bowie, I would not hold it in when I'm having PMS.

[@theghostinthemirror8158]

Brigit Bryner 2 years later, I think it has to do with the fact that she doesn’t throw herself at him.

[@Eco419]

alice in wonderland...on acid

[@zelongdragon]

You mean more acid, right?

[@stuckurface]

Alice in Wonderland doesn't need anymore acid...

[@kallaki5419]

Theres nothing wrong with Labyrinth and theres nothing wrong with 80s bowie ;(

[@grafdp]

Damn right! Gotta love the music :3

[@ghostlibrarian3271]

It's a joke man

[@ShadowVincent3]

Wow, so many people in this comment section who either don't understand the point of this channel or are just overly upset about a nearly two year old video

[@31webseries]

+ShadowVincent3 They're upset about the loss of Bowie, and it's spilling over. I admit even though I love this channel and everything it does, I winced whenever they directly sinned/criticized Bowie. Yet, it's that very need to see some Bowie that makes you seek the video out. Catch 22.

[@ShadowVincent3]

31webseries I guess you're right. Makes sense. Even if it is two years old and was made when Bowie was in good health

[@31webseries]

+CanCanKant Dude, I agree. I watch this channel all the time, I get their brand of humor, I know how it works. I was just explaining that if you viewed it within 48 hours of Bowie's death it tended to effect you differently.

[@smgagliardo]

+31webseries yeah cinema sins are jerks for not accounting for Bowie eventually dying! Or something? That's not a reason to be mad.

[@LCruell]

+Stephanie G Pretty sure +31webseries was just addressing the original comment. He was wondering about the sudden rush of negative comments, and they just pointed out that people were super upset after Bowie died, sought out anything with him in it on YT, and cringed a little at the Bowie sins because at the time they were grieving.

[@TheNetherRegion]

Two imaginaries DO make a real.

[@SukiSpahi992]

So true.

[@fraycopwire]

Dirty math classes and your logical fantasies...

[@SukiSpahi992]

Lol

[@enharmonics]

Because.....LOGIC. ;)

[@MpdVeq0]

only if you multiply them

[@Shindai]

I was expecting this to be nine minutes of a frozen image of David Bowie's crotch xD

[@carlottarobbins7005]

Daniel Gould ikr?? That's a sin in MY opinion, too!

[@LadyOnikara]

I was expecting to have a bonus round for every time they showed Bowie's crotch.

[@wanderingjackwolf9510]

That's just your TV. Unpause that, you!

[@andypeluche96]

I'll make your video easier: Everything Wrong With Labyrinth In 5 seconds Or Less: Nothing... It's perfect

[@kaitiesaxe5753]

Oh man, please do The Dark Crystal. Or The Neverending Story. Or both.

[@singingwolf8997]

Both!

[@volaska4134]

BOTH!!!

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

BOTH BOTH BOTH!

[@Johnlindsey289]

How about also Willow and Princess Bride?

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

+Johnlindsey289 hell yeah

[@LuckyVine]

When I saw you made an "Everything Wrong" video of my ALL-TIME FAVORITEST MOVIE FOREVER AND EVER, I just had to watch. Out of morbid curiosity. I gotta admit, this was clever and even funny at times. However, I simply can't stand it when a man complains about a male character being sexualized (i.e. the numerous references to the "Bowie bulge"). Of course, being a man, you would never complain about hot female characters with tight shirts that barely contain huge boobs and cleavage like the Grand Canyon. If every woman in the world can sit through a movie and tolerate tits in our faces for an hour and a half, then surely you can cut us some slack and keep your disapproval of actors' packages to yourself. Us women (and gay men) deserve just as much eye candy as you do. BTW what's so bad about 1980's Bowie? THAT was when he was at the peak of his fame, therefore that was Bowie at his best. Would you rather it be Michael Jackson? Because that was Henson's first choice for the role of Jareth, believe it or not.

[@Pixelrelated]

Somebody call the wahmbulance

[@AlaricHolmes]

Lucky Vine Very good point, there's no way he'd have complained about large breasts -- but that's what happens when you live in a male-normative society that venerates male sexuality/female attractiveness and demonizes female sexuality/male attractiveness. Also, I thought that Mick Jagger was Henson's first choice, but maybe he came after Jackson. Anyway, this is still one of my favorite fantasy movies ever! Pixelrelated "Somebody call the wahmbulance" = "Waaah! Someone made a point that upsets my worldview and that I can't refute!"

[@Pixelrelated]

Alaric Holmes My worldview that he is wining? Ummm... I can prove it. His logic makes no sense in defending David Bowie: David Bowie was the most famous then so that means he was at his best... beautiful logic. Also, his logic is defined by "Everyone loves sexual eye-candy". Actually, it's rather obnoxious on both parties because it means the movie is compensating for something. There is nothing wrong with sexualizing to explain the character, but to say "We need more packages for the women and gays" doesn't quite make sense. I thought the major complaint of recent was how the media has too much sexual content? How people are being desensitized. Also, the movies with more female eye-candy are for male audiences, while female oriented movies have more guys with "abs". Sexualized males are everywhere. Go watch a Twilight movie. It's not like they are "non-existent".

[@MegaGanash]

Pixelrelated I agree with you, and Alaric Holmes is being a huge dick head. Also, I believe the reason Cinema Sins is making the Bowie Bulge a Sin is because its a childrens movie and at times it gets dangerously close to that underage girl.

[@bloatus7611]

He rags on the Michael Bay girls all the time. A part of the schtick is exactly that overly macho thing. Sometimes.

[@DarthPerkins]

"Jennifer Connelly is too young to be hot yet" ...says you.

[@odoridori]

ewwww

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Lee Perkins XD

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

Does it count that she's technically older than me? I've always figured she was hot.

[@oswaldknight5755]

Finally, someone else agrees...

[@dickottel]

@Verty do you really need to be gay to think being sexually attracted to teenage girls is ewww? or do you have to be attracted to every woman? I'm a gay woman and Jennifer is so not my type

[@shadowsa2b]

I saw a pretty perfect Jareth cosplay at Comicon once. Also, how does removing a sin and adding a sin at the same time net +1 sin? And why are both singing songs and not singing songs a sin. Thats incon-sin-stant

[@Tribes11]

I don't care how sinful it is, I still love it and always will do. Anyways Liked this video, cause it's good!!! Hahahaha

[@millieg0170]

I fucking love the little worm from this movie

[@shannondashark6794]

Come inside and have a cup of tea. :3

[@khit007]

millie georgeson S'roight! Don't go that way! Never go that way! ... she should kept going that way, woulda taken her right to the castle! Fuck that worm! haha I love him but I still don't understand why he tricked sarah

[@EdenC996]

Kirk Hitchen It says: "If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle."

[@misstreebird]

+Kirk Hitchen He didn't. He's just a worm, & even worms now castles mean danger - especially for worms.

[@calebrands4912]

+millie georgeson It is so cute!

[@Jimbo7]

This movie scared the _hell_ out of me when I was a kid.

[@jpelletier03]

I love this movie. I really, really do. But I can never figure out if all this was real, or if Sarah imagined/pretended it. (Like in Wizard of Oz, where it was all a dream)

[@Ineddiblehulk]

Man this has aged well. It still looks fantastic. Quality is quality.

[@PaulBomar]

I'd love to see your treatment of the Cars movies.

[@Sdather]

Everything Wrong With The Fifth Element, pretty please ? :3

[@Sdather]

I know right, it's mine too! But I like to hear opinions from other people. If I'd dare, I'd ask for "Everything Wrong With A Goofy Movie" !

[@Klerik131]

That's the thing, there is nothing wrong with The Fifth Element

[@three-patch-problem2024]

The guy with the high-pitched voice? I can't remember his name, Ruby Rhodes? I haven't seen that film in a long time, though I loved it when I was younger.

[@CoopRaccoon]

Well, I can only think of one, that being Chris Tucker.

[@KaylaTeets]

I love this movie for all of the sins it has. It's so cheesy, it's amazing. Plus I had a total crush on David Bowie as a girl. -swoon- I don't have a little brother he can snatch away, but he can snatch me away any day. I will gladly be in his kingdom. :3

[@carlottarobbins7005]

Kyrae Jenkins same. I actually DO have a younger brother, but I love him too much to wish him away - I'll just wish myself away!

[@themacabremistriss6666]

I had a crush on Bowie as a boy ;3

[@FerrousAradicen]

Tremors, seriously need to do Tremors.

[@JamesYee]

Wait, they haven't already?!

[@TheDefectorUMP]

KEEEVIN BACONNNN

[@dvffvd2]

TheDefectorUMP nuff said!

[@thisisnotaaron]

David Bowie's junk in this movie should subtract sins, not add them.

[@willowdevereaux]

David Bowie was a perfect goblin king.

[@jehicah]

Childhood crush right there

[@crescentfreshbret]

Jennifer Connelly or David Bowie?

[@oswaldknight5755]

@@crescentfreshbret, yes

[@dickottel]

on Hoggle

[@JR-ju3kj]

@@crescentfreshbret That's what I was just about to ask, which one? Connelly or Bowie? Or...maybe, it's both! Ha! Ha!

[@uncreativepanda]

Labryinth is fucking awesome, come at me. Am I the only one who feels like 90% of these "sins" are just nitpicking at nothing? Also what the hell is wrong with 1980s Bowie?

[@debrawolf8458]

Labyrinth is an excellent movie.

[@Tom-mf5ic]

Debra Wolf yeah 👏

[@TakkuriHimare]

Everything wrong with Frozen in one week or less. So many sins.

[@ChitenBugMan]

But it was a good movie, despite it all.

[@TakkuriHimare]

Sam Riggs It was good, but over-hyped.

[@warc9]

2010 or 2013?

[@TakkuriHimare]

DrunkFrank Gamesquad Really. Greatest from animation and music standpoint? As far as the animation quality, I agree, it was well done. Compared to the other animated classics like The Lion King, Hercules, Mulan, etc. It's half rate at best. Let it Go was the only song I actually enjoyed in Frozen. For the First Time in Forever wasn't anything special, Do You Wanna Build a Snowman got really old really fast, and need I even bring up that atrocious fixer-upper song? Besides which, the story is a mess with plot holes. Such as: Why does Elsa have powers? What are the limitations of her powers? How can she create a living creature with them? If Olaf was only just created, why does he know what summer is? Why does he know about Elsa and yet act like they've never met? Why are Elsa's parents and Christoff the only people who know about the existence of rock trolls? Why can't they just tell Anna about her sisters powers again so they don't have to let her grow up thinking her sister is ignoring her. Why did Anna never leave the castle growing up and instead just continually ask Elsa to play with her? Why didn't Hans kill Anna instead of revealing his evil plan and just claiming she died? How is Elsa able to make an elaborate ice palace when she's spent most of her life repressing her abilities? All these questions and many more go unanswered in that film. I will admit that it did some unique things like showing that love isn't really felt at first sight, and that you don't need a man to rescue you, but it still wasn't as good as people claim it was. It was decent though.

[@TakkuriHimare]

DrunkFrank Gamesquad Not nostalgia covered. I only like it because it's based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet" not because I saw it when I was little. I actually hated it when I was little and only appreciated it fully a few years ago. Mulan and Hercules are more nostalgic to me. Don't make assumptions.

[@Delly16]

‘I wish Bowie’s lovely jewel’s were missing.’ That made me lol.

[@carlottarobbins7005]

mzade2410 me too - that line always makes me snicker!!

[@LadyOnikara]

If they are missing, that's because I took them.

[@dimitiandoss]

"Pfft. He's only a half brother." They said that in the Bible, and the half brother in question became the de facto ruler of Egypt and ended up in a position to get revenge on his half brothers who screwed him. Granted, he didn't go through with it, but still; bad idea to screw over a half sibling for being a half sibling.

[@jrr7031]

"Makes biblical connection that actually applies.....hmm this is not a sin. Move along" Well, technically most of them were half brothers, (1 guy 4 baby mama's) but Jacob loved and wanted Rachel 1st.

[@knob-creek1849]

David Bowies bulge is too prominent in this movie, he clearly told the director the exact amount of bulge to leave in

[@davidcoyle6287]

There should be a bonus round for Bowie Bulge.

[@gretchenhangleton9603]

I just thought I'd check and throw a chair, in hopes that I was trapped in an imaginary poison peach world, but nope.

[@carlottarobbins7005]

Gretchen Hangleton too bad. :/

[@AntLionAlpha]

Loved the video as usual, but I was honestly expecting EWW Mean Girls for the 10th anniversary!

[@silmarien1383]

#1: This movie exists.

[@Busher50]

Sins removed for every second on camera Bowie appears

[@luvahadowsdolls]

PLEASE do Frozen!!! I seriously want someone to support the fact that the film isn't perfect.

[@bairderb4433]

YES! A man (woman?) after my own heart. I've been trying to tell people how it's really not that amazing. I mean, sure I enjoyed it, but really, I didn't like it THAT much.

[@CK......]

Baird Erb Some wannabe CinemaSins guy already did Everything Wrong with Frozen but he was so annoying I couldn't finish it lol.

[@infjelphabasupporter8416]

Everyone is talking about David Bowie but we're really not giving Jim Henson enough credit. I'm 14 years old, yet somehow I grew up with this movie and I love it. Thousands of times better than the crap kids get these days.

[@NLHester]

For all you fans or those who are curious what it took to make this movie, I highly recommend you to watch 'Labyrinth (1986) Behind The Scenes' (2 parts) here on KZbin.

[@NealX]

Props for even doing this movie.

[@Z32JU]

Please do tremors next

[@paulfresh]

good one!!!

[@YourRulerSkeletos]

Yes, but be gentle.

[@Z32JU]

Yes be very gentle

[@Sinstar33]

Holy shit, hidden Bowie face! How did I NEVER see that?! 😱😂 Laughed the whole time. 80s movies are full of "WTFs", it's almost guaranteed. 😆 Still one of my favorite movies.

[@Sinstar33]

May David Bowie ROCK IN PEACE! 🤘🏻

[@plazgaz]

+Sinstar33 There is actually quite a few hidden Bowie faces in the film :) There's a video on youtube showing them all :)

[@Sinstar33]

+plazgaz Ya know, I'm actually not surprised. Gota find that video. 😆

[@DeaconTaylor]

today in sentences i never thought i would hear - i wish bowie's lovely jewels were missing.

[@billyheaning]

Dude. I love your channel. But there are a few movies that have no cinema sins. They are, in no particular order: The Goonies Labyrinth Gremlins The Dark Crystal Lost Boys Come on, man. Some things are sacred.

[@mjangelvortex]

+Billy Heaning No movie is without sin.

[@thekillerted8907]

I agree with you on all of them ( Vampires are cool) even through the dark Crystal gave me nightmares when I was little - Scary puppets are Scary-

[@elizabethflynn6626]

+The Killer Ted That movie was terrifying

[@teddyzorro]

How about the Princess Bride? That's sacred.

[@CrabbyAbbyRants]

I agree with Teddy that The Princess Bride should be on your list of movies with zero sins. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Also, ummm.... Dark Crystal? That whole movie is a sin, lol. Pretty sure Jim Henson and Frank Oz were trippin' balls on LSD when they made that one! :D

[@FHBStudio]

Two imaginaries do make a real when multiplied :p (i × i = -1)

[@AbhyudaySharda]

neeeeeeeeeerd

[@Beacuzz]

I thought the same thing as soondas he said it. But I was thinking more " i squared"

[@Jinebei]

unfortunately this sin total is wrong......Everyone knows that David Bowie is incapable of sin.

[@Wedelj]

False

[@WiiFan20XX]

Wedelj You're false

[@fossilfighters101]

WiiFan20XX Yo face is false.

[@dinosword3256]

That's bias

[@BrokenInTheBox]

Labrynth was an awesome movie; and David Bowie, (RIP) did a fantastic job. I can agree to disagree with you on this one.

[@bromixsr]

Wrong, Connelly was old enough to be hot. Granted, I was ten at the time and had a thing for older women. RIP Goblin King.

[@nienkehuijbens301]

Wasn't it amazing how bowie managed to pull thosw goblin outfits off while still somehow being attractive?

[@Kittymouth]

1980s David Bowie. As opposed to what era David Bowie? I'm just curious.

[@jamesminnow]

70s Bowie is where it's at, I'm watching this video because I dislike it

[@chele277]

Ziggy was the business

[@machaelamcqueen883]

Basically every decade or so David Bowie would change his look/style. Most people got pissed at 80's Bowie because that's when his look changed from Ziggy style to more formal

[@mrlarvux]

70s Bowie was one of the best solo artists through the decade, 80s was full with extremely well produced pop, and some of the greatest pop created. 90s was pretty bad, but that's mainly because he wasn't wery active during that decade, otherwise, even then, it was fine. And 2000s, and 2010s were actually surprisingly great - blackstar and Heathen are amazing.

[@andypeluche96]

anything Bowie from the 70s and 80s is AWESOME!

[@femalepresentingsurelis7476]

I find Jareth hot and he reminds me of one of the grim reapers. I have more sins than this movie.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

80s Bowie? You say that like it's a bad thing.

[@LadyGelassenheit]

All Bowie is amazing Bowie.

[@l.wannabe.l4207]

Marketa Gray Well I never found Bowies Ziggy Stardust attractive in the least

[@WaywardPash]

Funnily enough, seeing this video makes me want to watch the Labyrinth again - the sins merely highlight why it became such a cult classic in the first place :)

[@junk3996]

ok before i watch this video or read any comments i am anticipating a sin for....silver crotch pants! annnnnnnd go

[@ElvenWisdom]

I don’t see “sins”, I see 80.5 charms.

[@FaithfulAlice]

I love this movie, I know it's old but it's like another Alice in Wonderland. Also I know these videos are mostly just to joke around about movies but a lot of the sins weren't particularly mistakes, more like things you've decided you dislike. Anyway, was kinda glad to see this video be uploaded.

[@trentasenzalode]

I agree.

[@FaithfulAlice]

:)

[@aislingbones1854]

Do two imaginaries make a real? Funny that you'd ask that, because the product of two imaginary numbers is in fact a real number.

[@JShu98]

Damn, you beat me to it by 10 seconds!