Everything Wrong With Batman & Robin In An Awful Lot Of Minutes

We're breaking records today, people. This is the longest sins video yet, for starters. It's also the highest sin count for a movie ever (without a bonus round). Even the outtakes are a little beefier this time around.
Here are all the sins we found in Batman & Robin, a film that nearly won our fan-choice vote a few months back, and one that you have been demanding for months on end. (Launching a little early today; we have a plane to catch).
Thursday: Robot damage.
Next Tuesday: Robotic Sins
Next Thursday: Something else... not sure yet.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we recount next? Merch: teespring.com/stores/cinemasi...

[@ben8209]

I get the impression Schwarzenegger didn’t have a clue what he was meant to be doing in this movie, but had a great time doing it nonetheless!

[@GregOrCreg]

To be fair, I feel that he has a better sense of the film's tone than Clooney and Silverstone (who are both underacting), and Thurman (who is going in the complete opposite direction, even for a film as camp as this one).

[@vakimk4417]

This movie was aimed for a younger audience so people must just forget it.

[@houseofmatrix6174]

He’s the best part of the movie

[@hawksfan8870]

Caaauuullliiifowa!

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

Lmao.

[@YayMiko]

It just occurred to me that George Clooney's career and reputation survived this.

[@berengustav7714]

*ding*

[@wahdangun]

Because it's not really bad movie and kid's really like this movie

[@scottmantooth8785]

*he was lucky*

[@samfrito]

But Alicia Silverstones career didnt... and Michael Gough was never seen again.

[@scottmantooth8785]

@@samfrito *it's the Dread Bat Nipple Curse... few who ever encounter them are ever the same*

[@alancarda5198]

I paid actual money to see this in the theater. I was ready to walk out after Robin said "Cowabunga", but it was 95 degrees outside and I didn't have air conditioning in my apartment.

[@astormtrooper189]

You poor, poor man

[@SixFootHalfling1]

So you stayed in the movie theater to COOL down.

[@aussiecoastie72]

Yes ... the movie sucked 😂

[@onazjegoins1587]

You need to “cool” down

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

In that case...I forgive you 🙂

[@williamhealy6381]

Shocked that "hi freeze, I'm batman" didn't immediately get 20 sins

[@Connor_Tyler]

Fun fact: George Clooney once said in an interview he was so bored with this movie he decided to try and subtly portray Bruce Wayne as a gay man just to keep himself entertained.

[@trunksrocks1]

That is the best thing I have ever read.

[@sEEKllsevN]

stupid fact

[@pyropete1723]

Makes sense; he said in another interview that he actually killed Batman. I guess that must have come before the gay part, I mean, after ...

[@pyropete1723]

His or mine?

[@Xehanort10]

I heard he offered to refund anyone who saw the film.

[@ShenJones]

This was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. Now I can't remember why.

[@tonywrestles2]

Shen Jones Maybe because you WERE a kid, and now you've grown up. There's still a bit of nostalgia, but the adult in you realizes, "Yeah, this was pretty bad..."

[@_AmirNazar]

Exactly the same for me

[@leygouldgrant8244]

Shen Jones because is so fucking crazy kids love it

[@Sifudin]

Shen Jones I hated it even when I was a kid. This movie made me hate Batman until I saw Batman Begins.

[@sirvinyl3691]

Shen Jones kids dont give a shit about quality and just think "batman! fuck ya!" then you notice the problem when your older since you start to notice the issues

[@jamespaz4333]

The problem is not why Batman's credit card has sound. The problem is why does Batman carries a credit card?

[@calebmauer1751]

In case he has to buy coffee on the way to the crime scene.

[@SovereignStatesman]

James Paz: Good question, he has every possible thing he ever needs in his utility-belt.

[@jamespaz4333]

@metalgearhead99 instead of a sandwich.

[@jamespaz4333]

@@SovereignStatesman he never nows what kind of emergencies he would have

[@SovereignStatesman]

@@jamespaz4333 Yes. He does. That's why Batman is so fucking stupid. He always knows exactly what's going to happen.

[@colejanis288]

This movie is basically a two hour Robot Chicken special.

[@samnjoefiddler2565]

the sexual "access allowed" just confirms it

[@AndrewSmoot]

Or, Chris O'donnell's analogy; Batman Forever felt like a movie, Batman and Robin felt like a feature length toy commercial.

[@anotherhunkydory]

@@AndrewSmoot aren't you confused with this and the inspector gadget movie? 😆

[@Titanic19127]

The best batman ever

[@trans-dragonroger1948]

Facts

[@arbitterm]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!?

[@rhiannaguzman679]

I WANT IT

[@TheLennyLegoShow]

IKR

[@onlyone23km]

Get me one, too. My retirement plan will work nicely with it.

[@TotalRex6599]

And added sound affect ting

[@onlyone23km]

Of course they added the sound. What did you expect?

[@crispy6311]

In an interview, Clooney actually said he was afraid he destroyed the franchise and was offered one more movie but turned it down.

[@justinbunn2955]

Good

[@Reid-dy6ps]

yeah I totally get what but he also said it wasn't until Christopher Nolan rebooted the series with Christian Bale as batman (aka)The Dark Knight. George Clooney said then he thought somebody brought it back to life . now a days he makes fun of the Roll good it was shit

[@xeneb1]

a

[@ohwell94]

the second i heard Clooney was in this i just knew FAIL!!!!

[@colbonthecob2530]

+ohwell94 dude, Clooney is a good actor

[@KidFresh71]

I worked in Silicon Valley in 1997. As a special treat, our CEO rented out a whole movie theater so we could watch the latest, coolest movie with all the hype: Batman & Robin on opening day. The groans of palpable disappointment echoed throughout the theater on that sad afternoon. More than 300 people collectively boo'ed the film, timidly at first, and then with added gusto. It was a viewing experience like no other, that I will not soon forget.

[@giucas100cassabellis2]

I guess Silicon Valley is not having a good time now, isn't it?

[@HawksNestYT]

I remember loving this as a kid, Uma Therman as poison ivy 😳

[@abigail-mh2no]

we all did

[@TheMoose126]

They could've picked someone else for the roll at least

[@abigail-mh2no]

@@TheMoose126 uma therman is naturally provocative

[@-splitman-7022]

Same here bro this brings back hella memories

[@seangannon6081]

Alicia Silverstone... in a schoolgirl uniform then tight fitting leather body suit. I bet Batman allowed her to be Batgirl just because of how good she looked in that suit.

[@zardon75]

i like how nobody even cinemasins mentions that batgirl in all the comics and cartoons before this movie was comish gordon's daughter but in this she is conveniently related to alfred instead

[@Rosevieenla]

Yeah that bothers me as well

[@Jake-wi1wv]

+TJ F Well there's are multiple Batgirls. You got Barbara Gordon, Betty Kane, Helena Bertinelli, Cassandra Cain, Michelle Carter, and Stephanie Brown. This movie just kind of took it's own version on Barbara on

[@zardon75]

true, but if they were going to go with an iconic batgirl, they should stay true to her backstory........though this particular batman movie kinda threw up all over icons and stuff so i guess it fits to have a soulless actress play batgirl in the wrong character bio

[@Lindbluete]

+TJ F That's one of the many many stupid things in this movie, but it's alright for Jeremy to not sin it. The book's doesn't matter, you know?

[@capngeeoff]

well, in this continuity The Joker killed Batman's parents, which is not accurate to the comics but really added to the narrative of Batman (1989) I guess my point is, if the movie had a good story, you probably wouldn't care which character became Batgirl. I think a more egregious sin is that they cast Alicia Silverstone, who can't act even a little bit.

[@cocacola9058]

Just say "Bat nipple." And end the video.

[@solarstrike33]

Bat credit card **cue major NC rant**

[@steveharvey2102]

Agreed, it's hard to even hear the words, "Bat credit card" without the "Critic's" voice repeating it in my head.

[@hco4203]

off topic i cant remember where i have seen your profile pic ??

[@thomasnevitt7885]

because that would imply there was nothing else wrong with the movie XP

[@stranr06]

Batman Returns Sin Tally: 148 Batman & Robin Sin Tally: 122 Ufff that's a sin in itself, lol 😛

[@BennyLlama39]

*DING!* : )

[@DeePaigeTV]

You lie!

[@mondp3460]

Sin count should have been 125. One for every minute of screenplay.

[@acethademon7820]

7,500. One for every second.

[@martyscurllisinnocent4324]

@@acethademon7820 10,000. Just because

[@bruceleeroy8302]

Wait, no sin for Batgirl having *f**#cking** high heels* to fight crime? WTF!?

[@celestem6900]

Bruce LeeRoy Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E

[@shirubionicle]

Black Widow wears high heels to fight crime as well

[@scotcarr3390]

To be fair, Nolan's Catwoman also fought in stiletto heels. Probably the only time I'd use a much better movie to defend an aspect of stupidity in a crappy one.

[@jlord5078]

@@scotcarr3390 exactly! In the hands of the right women, high-heels can be used to fight!

[@LadyOnikara]

@Cassandra Noel And sometimes, it's not just the women either.

[@frcdstcr]

9:27 "run a grab a torch" is not "run and grab a torch". Sin to CinemaSins for not using spellcheck. *DING*

[@oh_god_dammit]

lol

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Darth D true, seriously it had a freaking bat credit card

[@raincraze69]

You forgot to say "Why is Mr. Freeze smoking a cigar? Isn't he supposed be in arctic temperatures at all times? That is clearly a fire hazard!"

[@trans-dragonroger1948]

*ding*

[@monk9803]

Hahahaha!!!

[@zenhoodsymphonity4898]

Arnold is Ballsy with his Cigars and smoke anywhere he want and doesn't have to find a place to hide like you !

[@lintlickers]

@@zenhoodsymphonity4898 lol, loved that video

[@jeffreytackett3922]

As time goes by, and superhero movies take themselves more and more seriously, it seems that we tend to forget that these things started as comic books, and the early movies were attempting to recreate that environment and "feel". They weren't anything resembling good movies, but they were definitely far more similar to the vision you get in your head from reading the comic books, than for which they get credit.

[@passionforlife247]

Exactly; the campiness was very appropriate before they became Oscar bait

[@yesnt9161]

Movie: *has their logo in the beginning for 5 seconds* CinemaSins: So you have chosen DEATH

[@jpavlik04]

CinemaSins doesn't allow for any over the top, tongue-in-cheek, cheesy fun.

[@Cosmicfury100]

@@jpavlik04 They don't allow anything and that's why they are so fuckin funny!

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

For me logos made me more hyped about the movie

[@icantthinkofausername2844]

@Jesse Barnard not everyone does

[@tastesmans94]

Well , in fact .. i like the design black silver

[@swordsmancs]

4:34 Bane, in every other version of Batman, has photographic memory. He can speak (I think) 4 languages. It's not hard to believe that he would know the location. But, this is Batman and Robin we're talking about.

[@Astroman10]

14:41 - Joel Schumacher's response: "I can and I did because I am The DIRECTOR!".

[@terrytibbs1930]

Poison Ivy clearly changes before going to the telescope and doesn't have the same wig on when she gets there.

[@brianbommarito3376]

7:38 “Bat-Face and Bird-Brain” should’ve been the title of this movie.

[@omghalpbro4833]

Brian Bommarito I amazingly read this comment as she said it in the video. D:

[@Adonis8989]

Brian Bommarito lol

[@michaelbandada9887]

Batman and the Boy Blunder

[@supaflycomix]

you should have added a hundred sins for the bat fucking credit card

[@androzani84productions85]

J. Corban Murphy I think he has a separate account or bank to prevent that.

[@clairelally5236]

Black Nerd JR Does that mean the Bat credit card is on par with Jar Jar Binks?

[@clairelally5236]

J. Corban Murphy I was referring to the number of sins he incurs. He was given 100 sins in the Phantom video. Also, fuck you. I won't tolerate sexist language from someone who has nothing better to do than take every comment on a KZbin channel as some kind of personal insult.

[@supaflycomix]

Claire Lally u go, girl

[@BrickBuster2552]

Except it makes sense.

[@chrisjames4297]

“Scene does not contain a lap- oh fuck it” kills me hahaha

[@chrisanderson2204]

How does Clooney see anything with his head bobbing like that and Barbara being Alfred's niece instead of Commissioner Gordon's daughter😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wolfman7870]

Why did Poison Ivy team up with Mr Freeze in the first place. Mr Freeze wants to cover the world in ice which would kill all vegetation, something that Ivy is pretty fond of if have a clear understanding of the character.

[@mathewsherrer741]

It was a trick dummy

[@TheOneGuyAce]

@@mathewsherrer741 i don't blame them, not paying attention to garbage has proven to numb the suffering. So they didn't pay attention to the movie... who does that remind me of?

[@CocoCece08]

I'd have had Two Face team with him. Ivy... eh... no.

[@anotherhunkydory]

@@mathewsherrer741 ..yes one villain had a trick dummy!!!!!!!!...I forgot his name....😆....lol

[@a2pha]

She was gonna kill off his ass once she got what she wanted.

[@jonenate]

am i the only person who felt that the bat credit card was worth at least 2 sins?

[@swordsmancs]

A Bat Credit Card? They gave him a Bat Credit Card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a Bat... CREDIT CARD?!?! NO! NO!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE! IT'S INSANE!! (credit to Nostalgia Critic)

[@swordsmancs]

***** I see we have a nostlagia critic fan in our midst! **high fives**

[@undoneonion90]

swordsmancs Eh, he's okay.

[@AlanatorTheGreat]

2 sins? its not 2 sins! its 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00... you get the idea

[@ajx9000]

Pretty sure it already is, if not more. 1. The *CHA-CHING* sound when Batman pulls "it" out. 2. The fact that...you-know-what is there to begin with.

[@cscantmiss6892]

honestly the best line in cinema history, "everybody, chill"

[@filthybaggyaxewound6344]

I wouldn’t go that far lol.

[@izzeeeee]

“Let’s kick some ICE”

[@vinylsx92]

​@@izzeeeee what killed the dinosaurs?

[@SoldierOfFate]

@@vinylsx92DAH IAS AYGE!

[@dariennespenceley4198]

When I was little I was obsessed with Batman, and I remember my dad telling me that this movie was playing, and I was honestly really happy to see it. Watching it again, I realize it is a trash movie, but I still like the good memories that came with this movie

[@baraodascolinas979]

It’s a Great film for children and people who still like comical Batman like Adam west Batman

[@pyramidhead138]

the Bat Credit Card was the corniest thing ive ever seen in a batman film

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

+PyramidHead138 really i thought an OD'ing star playing Joker was the corniest

[@pyramidhead138]

Mst3kfanatic1 at least he took his role seriously

[@GABCbushdiver]

+Mst3kfanatic1 He also made one of the best joker performances of all time.

[@FatToti]

+Mst3kfanatic1 what the fuck does that even mean? even if this comment made any sense, he overdosed after he played the joker... and when did dying become corny? fuck you bro!

[@Sukuun]

+PyramidHead138 Gotta love how it says "Batman Forever" on the credit card.

[@DavidSchloss]

This is the first movie my wife (then girlfriend) and I ever walked out of. It was her birthday. About the time at which Barbara gets the suit, I leaned over and said "you know, we are never getting these moments back, right?" We got up and left and it was the best thing we've ever done as a couple.

[@soulreaverable]

I'm worried that walking out of this movie is the best thing you have ever done as a couple.

[@CSX5851]

Christian Alfaro LMFAO

[@victorliebenberg2803]

The thing about the crater. Its not about exploding. From that height the rocket would reach terminal velocity when falling. That along with its mass, which would be a very large number would create an impact force that would destroy the city. If I remember correctly, according to mathematics, if you drop an elephant from the top of the empire state building you would level New York.

[@a2pha]

Err ... no. Just - lots of elephant everywhere. ... .. Eww ...

[@pedrorosas3842]

"This is why Superman works alone" Supergirl am I a joke to you

[@ejay1118]

Have you seen your movie? You were a joke to EVERYONE! (And I speak as someone who feels Helen Slater gave her all for a worthless film!)

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

One that you missed: why does Batgirl have high heels as part of her uniform? It's hard enough to run in high heels, I can't imagine fighting in them is going to be that productive

[@metalguitarZomg2]

Actually that's not a movie flaw, that's just a female logic flaw, so he most likely left that out on purpose.

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

metalguitarZomg2 Trust me; every woman knows that if you're going to have to run, fight, jump or do anything more active than walking, you wear flats.

[@metalguitarZomg2]

CPCoulterTweedles pretty sure cat woman and poison ivy wore heels, there goes your defense DA!

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

metalguitarZomg2 Fine, let's make it more generalized: why do costume designers for superhero movies keep putting female characters in high heels? Satisfied?

[@metalguitarZomg2]

CPCoulterTweedles sounds like you're a bit mad there haha, truth hurts doesn't it xD

[@imnotmike]

You can't fit everything wrong with this movie into 19 minutes. It's a 125 minute movie and EVERYTHING was wrong with it! You just need a title that says "Everything Wrong with Batman and Robin" and then just play the movie.

[@justinjacquez9321]

LOL

[@eolsunder]

Yep, the best response to this movie.

[@elliejohnson2786]

Agreed.

[@cjdeas45]

You could cover it in 2 seconds EVERYTHING

[@elliejohnson2786]

Cj Deas Nah, too much effort.

[@Rockmaster867]

No sin for the clock work orange cosplayers in the coolio scene?

[@justinclark1625]

I was really hoping for an Ice Pun Bonus Round.

[@vb1937]

This video should be 2 hours and 5 minutes

[@Saltyaf38]

This video should have been the while movie

[@sdkelmaruecan2907]

This video should have been longer than the movie

[@burnthetrolls5971]

The video could've been 30 secs long with just him saying "Everything The End"

[@Saltyaf38]

@@burnthetrolls5971 that's actually only 2 seconds

[@callmeche1215]

Nah then the ending

[@blackfyre5158]

Tim Burton and Michael Keaton are laughing their lungs out! 😂

[@pierfrancescopoccianti5780]

Lol Tim Burton's movies were better than this but not that much to laugh their lungs out. They were fun and had a good atmosphere but they were also pretty childish, actually. Nolan should be the only one allowed to laugh

[@blackfyre5158]

@@pierfrancescopoccianti5780 Childish? Both films were dark and creepy!

[@blackfyre5158]

@Thunder Spartan Batman 89? Wtf are you on about.........

[@pepesmith5753]

Black fyre the Batman movie from 1989.

[@blackfyre5158]

@@pepesmith5753 Hah! Ok I get you now, well haven't read the original script yet but I'll still tip my hat to the movie cause it's bloody brilliant 😊

[@flintlockwood25]

If I did this, I’d have added 501 sins for every ice pun

[@daviddyer3543]

0:43 And that's why Waynetech needs to do a deal with the GCPD to bring their equipment up to date with Batman's. Too many Gotham cops killed or used as bait by supervillians to lure Batman in nowadays.

[@isaiahpero7837]

I think another sin is deserved due to the 'super secure' disc containing blueprints and schematics of all Batman's tech and gadgets being protected by the password "Peg." Worst. Password. Ever!

[@MaMillytheGreat]

Isaiah Pero it could have been password

[@kimberleymorris8052]

Could have been Martha

[@strikingmachine2975]

how/why the hell did they have time to change costumes when trying to save the whole city from freezing in under 12 minutes??

[@riripanini]

Thought you were just going to show the whole movie lol.

[@sheetallav]

I thought the same thing when I saw the title.

[@gazebo3496]

LOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLLOLOLOLOLO

[@kyleoconnor2880]

That would have been better! XD

[@7StarHeryla]

I bet he was tempted but it wasnt worth the copyright haha

[@a2pha]

There aren't enough digit positions for that many sins.

[@laprofessorapai]

I was waiting for Arnold to say something about "subzero now plain zero"

[@ice319]

As a loyal Batman fan, I'm "taking the liberty" of giving this movie an extra 1,000 sins for existing and for corrupting my childhood. "Chill! Chill! Chill!"

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

What was your childhood? Batman (1960-1969), Batman The Movie (1966), Batman (1989) and Batman Returns or Batman Forever?

[@TheAntiVerse]

Oh, come on. No bad pun bonus round? That's a sin.

[@jacobcarver1]

*ding*

[@Luke101]

You should have done a bonus "Ice Puns" round! xD

[@villager182testificate9]

Fucas101 yes and unnecessary gadgets

[@villager182testificate9]

and rubber nipples and ass shots except batgirl's

[@celestem6900]

Luke101 Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E

[@ArtietheArchon]

no sir the ice puns were the only good thing about this movie lol

[@paperman9708]

Clooney did the "head bob" and "Look down and slightly squint" move SO MUCH IN THIS MOVIE. He pulled that move maybe once or twice an episode of ER. This movie he's just bobby-head-mcgee. It reminds me of the American Dad episode where Francine fake seduces Clooney to destroy him hahaha

[@Lppt87]

I loved this movie as a kid. i was 9. Didn’t even realized it was bad. I just loved Uma Truman and Robin.

[@vicluistudio3320]

"And how did Alfred know Batgirl's measurement so well" LOLLLLL 12:31

[@amarel187]

VicLui Studio they were related and it is his job to do the batsuits for bruce

[@gonthebait6562]

Fucking perverted Alfred

[@kimberleymorris8052]

BucketHead Ayala he does touch her arse

[@missmoxie9188]

Oh jeez

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

No, Mr. Freeze, the dinosaurs were not killed by the ice age.

[@djcaron5202]

Nor is there evidence telling us a meteor killed them

[@Pvt.10k]

@DJ Caron you must not pay attention in class. Maybe you should idk Stop sleeping in class DUMBASS and start paying attention and you might learn something.

[@Asgaardiangatekeeper]

@SkeleKid Talk about a bare bones argument.

[@jameswilson807]

@@Pvt.10k actually, modern paleontologists suggest that the extinction event was a mutated pathogen previously introduced to the bulk of species. I was more sure, personally, of most other extinction events' causes, a wild change in the atmospheric CO2/O2 levels resulting in a redistribution of aerobic and anaerobically respiring microorganisms, leading to widespread disruption of the food chain, and rapid oceanic movement, acidity of water, and contamination of the food network. There's no evidence for any theory.

[@johnlandas3739]

@@jameswilson807 there's a giant crater in the Gulf of Mexico where the asteroid impacted.

[@alterdres]

Rip Joel Schumacher 22June 2020

[@LordChrome375]

0:54 I cannot stop replaying this lol What the hell.

[@germanscientistklauss1519]

i know it's a late comment... BUT YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT "BATGIRL" WAS WEARING FEACKING HIGH HEELS

[@elimiller9167]

ikr

[@sirmanmcdude508]

That bit where they're stupidly running from the light at the end would have broken her ankles...

[@germanscientistklauss1519]

SirMan McDude yeah right

[@pyropete1723]

At least she wasn't running away from dinosaurs

[@annazychowicz9406]

HAHA good one and nice jurassic world reference

[@AntonioCunningham]

One of the biggest issues I had with this movie was the name. Why call it "Batman & Robin" when you have Bat girl in it? Also wasn't Barbara Commissioner Gordon's daughter?

[@DeAnoJackson]

*That* was one of your biggest issues? Seriously?

[@hectordc4331]

Lol. The bat-nipples was no problem at all. Absolutely.

[@AntonioCunningham]

Yep. That and the constant changing of who played Bruce Wayne. (incidentally this is the same reason why I won't watch Dr.who)

[@DeAnoJackson]

Antonio Cunningham The thing is that in Doctor Who his changing characters actually a part of the core storyline.

[@froteet]

The Joel Schumaker films were awful. the original was ok and I thought Batman Returns was pretty good.

[@illuminotme4261]

When Batman told Mr. Freeze" The heat is on" I expected Glen Frey and Edddie Murphy to materialize.....

[@saymyname528]

This bane is like a lap dog, grunting and carrying orders. But Hardy's bane, he's a cult leader, who is considered as one of the best villains. That's Nolan's writing...

[@gatekeeperboxing5898]

Hardy's Bane was better but still not so great. He was still Talia Al Ghul's lap dog.

[@saymyname528]

Yeah... you're right. I just forgot.

[@3Rayfire]

Nolan was still respectful to the source material. At least Talia and Bane seemed like partners despite his loyalty.

[@twistedvtuber9894]

can I just point out that the Bat Credit Card has no card #, and has the expiration date of "forever"... at least 2 sins missing

[@ThatElfNerd]

+1 sin for every Ice pun in this movie.

[@christopherengstrom5139]

Yes you can "just point out" these sins. I didn't notice them before lol.

[@car2004]

I would like to know where that bill is sent lol

[@DarthVaderOfficial]

Haha lol

[@KarasuInaiga]

It's also issued by GothCard.

[@A_Vicious_T-Rex]

You mentioned the frozen statue still being made out of metal when they smashed through it. The problem with your sin on that is the fact that regular steel can't be used in Antarctica because it'll shatter when impacted at such a cold temperature. Them being able to smash through it was one of the most if not *the* most scientifically accurate thing in the movie.

[@AnikMonette]

Agreed. But with movies like this it was probably an accident since the laws of physics don't apply half the time... Although now I kinda want Jeremy sinning his own stuff!😂

[@KidaMilo89]

You missed Mr. Freeze's "oh yesss" when he flipped the switch on the rocket lol

[@Astroman10]

15:42 - why did Poison Ivy say this line again? I know she's fighting BatGirl but BatGirl isn't on Freeze's side. So it's still a one woman show for the bad dudes! And why would this make Freeze sympathetic to Batman's issues? I mean Batman states that his wife is still alive in a cryogenic tube but Alfred is in immediate peril so he literally gave Freeze the power in this negotiation and Freeze just surrenders. Hollywood Writing - no wonder they went on strike! This was the shit that made it to final print!

[@RichO1701e]

Clooney hates this movie so much, he routinely apologises for it and often refunds anyone that paid to go see it at the cinema.

[@marchionessamoretto7326]

Richard O George Clooney sucked, Val Kilmer should have came back

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

Val Kilmer *IS* Batman! I agree that he was the second best, after Adam West of course.

[@kaliefhampton2483]

@u wot m8 i agree, i think Christian Bale and Adam West are the only two batmen who should be recognized. Adam West wasnt particularly special imo but he's to batman what Christopher Reeves is to superman.

[@CainNuke]

I watched like 10 times so is he refunding me 10 times a ticket? Hahahaha

[@blackfyre5158]

Michael Keaton and Bale were the best

[@thecheekibreekiguy5048]

It is hard to believe that Joel Schumacher was the director of Lost Boys (A good film). Also, no bonus round? This movie deserves one.

[@Gabiyi]

Bonus round for what? There is nothing that happens in batman & robin that happens a lot of times

[@thecheekibreekiguy5048]

Gabiyi Bad puns, maybe?

[@tomburgess8485]

What about things that defy the laws of time and space? No, that would just be one which is this entire film

[@valtiansrevenge86ed]

+The Cheeki Breeki Page Ice puns. There's a lot of them in this film.

[@confessionsofagamer1632]

+Gabiyi Games Refrences to ice

[@StarliteKat]

The emphasis you put when saying "Bat Credit Card." just makes me laugh XD. Like you want to say so much wrong with how he has one, but just that statement alone speaks volume!

[@RandolfLycan]

It's almost impressive how Joel Schumacher managed to convince so many of us as kids that this was a good movie.

[@antyrrama]

bat credit card is worth at least 10 sins

[@villager182testificate9]

antyrrama no it’s OVER NINE THOUSAND

[@lordfusiondar1003]

No, it deserves way more!

[@daleharris3809]

1 sin per dollar credit on that card.

[@Raptor3698]

Villager#182 Testificate nope. Still not enough

[@leonidasandriotis2459]

If tha jump in Furious 7 was worth a 1000 sins, then this one should be worth at least a hundred I reckon.

[@samuraidan44]

god when I was a kid I thought this was good... looking back I want to die though

[@hawke3539]

It was actually my favorite Batman movie when i was a kid..daaammmmnnn

[@djhappyyyyy]

Lol, I watched it over 9000 times as a kid. And I am glad I did. I still have good memories of it.

[@Xehanort10]

Me too. But when I was a kid I thought almost anything with Batman in it was good. But as I got older I started to realise how shit Batman & Robin was.

[@allenbabao]

djhappyyyyy why so happy? ;)

[@Motorata661]

Hey it give me one of my first boners

[@mhamedabir2940]

The Graham Norton Show episode with Clooney brought me here, CinemaSins has became a reference to me for movies which i am curious about but not enough to watch the whole movie. THANK YOU !

[@Mazotheman]

In the first fight when the fake dino falls apart, it roars 🤣🤣

[@TheAzulmagia]

How is there no sin for Alfred's information about Batman and Robin being guarded by a three letter password (without any numbers or symbols) that sits right on his desk? And for that matter, Alfred didn't want her riding a motorcycle, but she's riding a motorcycle during the scene where they suit up into their silver Batsuits. So, he made a motorcycle for her, but didn't want her to drive it, but wanted her to help Batman?

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Don't think too hard on this, it will just cause a few of your brain cells to die. Plus this movie isn't even worth trying to find logic in it.

[@TheAzulmagia]

Fair enough.

[@jonathanking8800]

Her suit had very high heels which would cause broken ankles within seconds or minutes, at most, of running with.

[@DoAGoldeneye]

Actually, the vibe I got was that, yes, Alfred didn't WANT her to do all that stuff. But he also knew he wasn't going to stop her from trying. So he decided that, if she was determined enough to "crack" (I mean, guess) the cd's password and go ahead with helping Batman he might as well help her as much as possible. Apparently that included a high heeled sexy-leather outfit :p

[@Aurilaushe]

Dick Grayson is called Robin in this movie yet is wearing the Nightwing outfit. *ding*

[@mlgssj763]

A Stylin' Hat this was before nightwing was red and not blue

[@RThyrring]

Oddly enough, they predicted the New 52 version of Nightwing... also, now Nightwing has a cape...

[@ramsolo8819]

Tirnochian But they never do research for the source material for movies, it's one of their rules

[@Whereyoubennett]

I still love that the bat credit card says "good thru: forever" on it

[@piercekafka]

I think this movie is perfect in so many ways for kids to watch. And kids don’t get high budget action movies often. I don’t understand people hating on it for being campy. It’s just a style, inspired by the comics, and it’s beautifully executed.

[@Logaton2000]

Why is Bane represented as a mindless idiot in this movie when in the comics he's supposed to be THE criminal mastermind who beat the Batman, than again this is Batman & Robin we're talking about so there's really no reason to point this out, just saying!

[@rileyvermillion4889]

Yeah they portrayed bane in a terrible way in this movie

[@Wolfcpack]

Well fortunately Nolan, Hardy and Co. Got it "little" better.

[@skylla7452]

Yeah technically is the smartest because of photographic memory

[@brycemckechnie4928]

IIRC Bane is actually very intelligent in the comics, I don't read comics but that's what I heard.

[@logandavis4727]

he is the smartest villain, as well as the sanest

[@babyBELUGAr]

i'm sure you get a trillion comments like this on every video, but i cannot believe you didn't sin Bane wearing a hat like a disguise, as if that would help

[@deepseafish257]

babyBELUGAr The sin for the discount Dalek (aka the ice shooting car) I'd also missing :/ *ding*

[@BrickBuster2552]

... That was the JOKE.

[@Xehanort10]

You'd think a guy in a luchador mask, trenchcoat and hat would stand out.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Wait that was Bane the whole time? I don't believe it! (sarcasm)

[@ComaAlpha]

I could've sworn that Sasha Baron Coen.

[@paulmarks9063]

anyone else remember when this movie came out and 711 had mr freeze slurpees for some reason? there were so many ties ins with this movie, it was insane even by 90s standards

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

When Batman says “Hey Freeze, the heat is on.” I always sing The Heat Is On by Glenn Frey.

[@winterstar5750]

Thank God for Christopher Nolan saving the world of cinematic batman

[@vorshack8968]

Nolan's Bane and Two Face were only marginally better.

[@percyleung6858]

@@vorshack8968 I highly disagree but you are, I suppose, entitled to your own opinion

[@vorshack8968]

@@percyleung6858 Well, script notwithstanding, any performance by Tommy Lee Jones is one worth watching. Bane? I thought he looked a touch chunky and slow on screen, his voice/accent was ridiculous and they did a poor job of showcasing the character's vast intelligence. Same with Batman as far as smarts is concerned. I can buy Christian Bale as a punch-drunk boxer, but as one of the smartest people in the DC universe? His face just doesn't have a native intelligence about it.

[@abovethelaw4417]

Rises was even worse than shitty batman and robin

[@mcmistle9892]

No

[@cassiusfelix2805]

This movie got Bane so wrong he is suppose to be smart.

[@EDifyer881]

exactly this is the guy who broke the bat (well not this version apparently lol)

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Yeah the dark knight rises does bane WAY better

[@pjdianalan7934]

@@jjonahjameson8934 except for the voice, honestly.

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Well at least he could talk

[@SailHatinSoap]

@@jjonahjameson8934 that movie was garbage

[@HullBoy-ld6nf]

CinemaSins: Bat credit card (calmly) Nostalgia Critic: *A BAT CREDIT CARD?!* (starts screaming and shooting his gun)

[@Groobaby]

lol that bit where robin's bike gets shut down mid statue slide and it cuts to him throwing a tantrum is comedy gold

[@Cranson92]

You know, I remember loving this movie as a kid. Looking back on it now, kind of ashamed.

[@tkPuncake]

to kids all movies are good its not your fault

[@tkPuncake]

***** typo i ment all not a

[@Firehawk376]

I used to like The Phantom Menace, not in spite of Jar-Jar, but BECAUSE of Jar-Jar. I was little at the time. Now, my opinion is as follows: Jar-Jar must die!

[@Cranson92]

Firehawk376 I still stand by the fact that episode 1 was the best out of the new trilogy. Not that it was insanely good, but I think it's at least ok, while the other two are straight up bad.

[@Firehawk376]

Cransoon True, but I don't think you understand. Jar-Jar was my FAVORITE CHARACTER when I was little. Of the entire cast, he was the one I liked seeing the most. In my defense I was five at the time, but still...

[@finalfaw]

another thing that always bothered me about this film was Bane being as dumb (or dumber) than a sack of rocks, in the comics he is quite bloodthirsty in his own way, and the venom DOES affect his mind (at one point actually causing him to forget Batmans' true identity) but in the comics, the guy is a tactical GENIUS and has higher than average intelligence in general, and here he is basically mook with super strength, hell he is'nt really used against Batman and robin in any way until the final fight. man this film really really just gave up on the franchise. note: also what happened to all the guys looking to buy the Venom serum from Dr. Woodrow? did they hear all the crashing and smashing and kinda just bugger off? or were they just stood up in the observation area when Poison Ivy just walked away with Bane?

[@bloodysteel6429]

Bane is the villain who broke Batman...

[@finalfaw]

BloodySteel64 yeah i knew that, But this films Bane showed an almost complete lack of understanding of the character for my taste, basically making him a dumb mook side character, when in almost all other portrayed media he is not dumb at all.

[@bloodysteel6429]

Finale Faw I know, I am supporting your argument...

[@finalfaw]

BloodySteel64 I apologize if i sounded harsh, i didnt mean to, thank you

[@bloodysteel6429]

Finale Faw Oh no problem

[@shill1444]

Alicia Silverstone was SO damn cute as Batgirl. And she fit that suit with all her curves in the right places. Matter fact this movie was trash and she was the best thing to look at. Screw the critics.

[@randomprimarissalamander8735]

I remember loving this as a kid and hating it as a teen but still loving Arnold as Mr freeze

[@Mark-vr1fo]

Wouldn’t all those frozen people be dead? They just shook off hypothermia

[@vrykyl6464]

I'd also think that heat which thaws the people this quickly would set them and the city on fire.

[@Lupus-iv7jp]

Yea but they want you to feel sorry for freeze and they did not have good enough writers to make you feel sorry for a murder

[@MediocritysMuse]

I find it hilarious how they expect us to think someone frozen in a block of ice can just defrost and be fine. If that was the case we'd defrosted some mammoths for a zoo by now.

[@celestem6900]

Mark 14 Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E

[@jaiceporter8768]

And they only had 11 minutes to defrost lol

[@FilmMaker16]

I really thought you were going to do a bonus round for all the bad puns in the movie.

[@abdallahselim4574]

Nitkowski Pictures same

[@deensaid7762]

Thissssss

[@devildawg2265]

Nitkowski Pictures me too

[@celestem6900]

Nitkowski Pictures Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E

[@razzle1964]

“… after Mr. Freeze shot his entire load …”. Missed that, first time round. Priceless.

[@2Lost4Wurdz]

That’s hilarious you pointed out George Clooney’s head bopping Now I can’t stop seeing it 😂😂😂

[@2wingo]

Missed Sin: Alfred designed a skin-tight, gothic leather outfit for his niece. That's not weird at all.

[@gigabic7487]

The single most godawful movie of all time, i love it

[@SteveGarza]

The movie is SOO BAD that IT'S SOO GOOD!

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

I completely prefer this film over forever

[@samfivesixeleven7598]

well you're allowed an opinion. It's a factually wrong opinion to have but you're allowed it.

[@mexboy8060]

no that's dragon ball z evolution.

[@HMSConqueror]

nah, just watch Dragon Ball Evolution and The Last Airbender.

[@joshuahtee]

Coors light ad with slogan "made to chill" pops during this video....*ding*

[@sampraz1990]

the cg on the skates activation looks incredible for its time. im mind blown.

[@phionexlord6182]

Bat-credit card deserves 200 sins on its own

[@villager182testificate9]

Phionex Lord more like a billion

[@coolnerdlll6053]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!

[@acomicfan7820]

CoolNerd lll they had the BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!???????!!!

[@masonschaffer2591]

SomeGuy OnTheInternet nostalgia critic

[@ihearttnt2217]

1000 sins for every frame its shown

[@woltersworld]

Way Better Than the Actual Movie... By Far :) I am surprised you could get it under 20 minutes... Great Work!

[@Haneburge]

yeah, i couldnt watch even 20 min of the movie

[@celestem6900]

Wolters World Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E

[@Power5]

The everything wrong with version should have been the same length as the actual movie. Literally EVERY (yes in this instance universal quantifier and non-illustrative intensifier statements are usable) scene is wrong with this movie. EVERY scene.

[@Peter-qe1yh]

@@Haneburge its an amazing movie. do you now like fun cheesy B movies that were made silly on purpose?

[@willdavies2003]

If he wanted to, CinemaSins would have made a sins video that's just as long as the film itself. He just didn't want to suffer through this film's campiness & batnipples any longer.

[@hfhddhhdhx]

George Clooney be bobbin his head like a bobblehead LOL 😂😆🤣

[@Astroman10]

Remember when The Riddler and Mr. Freeze were geniuses and Batman had to come up with some damn clever plans to defeat either one?!