Everything Wrong With Miitopia in 40 Minutes

Everything Wrong With Miitopia is what truly started my growth as a creator and the game itself still remains one of my favourites. As voted by my community, I am covering this game once again and this time, not only did I come up with a bigger list of sins to point out, but this time, the cast was decided by not just me, but also by members of my community and fellow Miitopia lovers.
This feels like the most fitting send off for my videos in 2023. 2024, the only way to go from here is up.
Parody of CinemaSins' Everything Wrong With series of videos: / @cinemasins
Inspired by the GamingSIns videos by Charriii5. Go check him out and all his amazing work: / @charriii5
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[@solong.everyone]

my girlfriend showed me this video, and holy moly, i was not expecting my own mii to have a cameo. thank you so much!!

[@cheezitlawd]

you're welcome babe :3

[@charliereiscott4608]

​@@cheezitlawdwhich mii was it

[@Aliix458]

​@@charliereiscott4608 i think it was the flower mii 18:44

[@charliereiscott4608]

@@Aliix458 maybe is has the face

[@charliereiscott4608]

It had the face

[@Laaks]

@13:53 Animal Crossing has the Mona Lisa as well and many more artworks for the museum

[@Keira_the_artist]

39:44 There's actually a third variant of the Twerky called a "Twerpea" that can be found in a post game mission from the Travelers Hub.

[@Nikowo1610]

They were too afraid to follow the naming scheme of using the second half of the bird's name and call it the Twercock

[@silliest-astro]

⁠@@Nikowo1610twercock....

[@lucazanellaterradeoliveira7582]

someone must have been SUPER HORNY to include THAT

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

“How did he get in here?!” Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh, I am the great Papyrus!

[@Mechanicalamity]

16:52 It’s even stranger considering none of the variants are chicken. There’s a Twergull and Twerpea, but no Twerken. -Actually I can kinda see why that one doesn’t exist saying it out loud-

[@Thepluhmaster]

Twerkin sounds like a very miitopia joke

[@Thepluhmaster]

MY PHONE AUTO CORRECTED TWERKIN AS TWEAKIN NOOOOO

[@Mechanicalamity]

I would be tweaking if there were four of those things

[@javierascanio4309]

Protip about the red fiend The dev's aren't jerks and he's actually susceptible to statuses most bosses aren't! You could: -Spare with a kind mii -Instakill with chef, cleric or imp (cleric is the most reliable) -Stunlock with dancing arrow Yeah, it's still a royal pain, but im not kidding when i say this is a LIFE SAVER

[@kingbilloi4432]

I have a theory that the oldest fab fairy has a crush on the protagonist because: 1. She’s always calling him ‘darling’ or ‘sweetie’ (although she calls most people that) 2. She sends the protagonist a letter just before they fight the dark Lord which gives them motivation to defeat him. 3. Similar to point 2, the fab fairies are the last of the protagonist’s non-teammate allies to wish him luck before the darkest Lord fight. 4. She asks the protagonist what he plans to do after saving the Elven retreat and seems sad when he says he’s going after the dark Lord, although he already told her after he saved her the first time. In my miitopia canon, the protagonist and the oldest fab fairy get together after the darkest Lord fight, and she tells him what the Elf charm does.

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

Me who made the Oldest Fab Fairy Weiss, who I make my daughter because Willow best girl: ☠️

[@247guy]

10:36 man I wonder who that handsome rogue is?

[@BNWilliamGaming]

13:48 Yes, there is a Nintendo version of DaVinci called Vince.

[@purevanilla1869]

If you think about it the mom in Green Horn in the actual hero sense if she never had that charm you would never have saved the world

[@bountyhunter64]

HOLY SHI-

[@bountyhunter64]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@KooperTrooper6900]

holy moly guacamole

[@nootnootboopssnoots9707]

For Medal 193, I only keep track of how much Exp my protagonist needs to get to Lv40 (Almost 1.2 million per job). Then, it's another 1.7 million Exp to finally get to 50. Each.

[@blockeontheleafeon]

4:27 -The Mii Swordfighter can nullify status effects for every character for a Stage / Temporary Dungeon. If you don't have anything that can negate status effects, then this is the Amiibo for you. -The Mii Brawler can double attack power for all characters for a Stage / Temporary Dungeon. -The Mii Gunner can up the drop change of food by 30% for the current session, so it's much easier to get rare food that would be impossible to find normally like V. Rare Banshee Tears for example. This Amiibo also synergizes with food stealing moves as well like Grub Steal. We needed something that can make grinding (and battles in general) less of a hassle and I think these unique effects you can only get from Mii Amiibos would've done the trick. *And now for my actual thoughts on the video* 13:56 Looks like someone didn't play Tomodachi Life. What a shame... 18:07 Here's a sin for the video: You didn't mention what quarrels were when explaining why the Tank is so bad. (Or show what quarrels actually *are* for that matter.) So, naturally, people would want to try those moves out just to see what quarrels are like since you didn't mention them. So essentially, you're encouraging people to use moves that you want them to avoid. 20:22 Gee. Thanks for making me feel bad about the horse I didn't give a sh*t about and never used ONCE during my Playthrough. Sure some Outings let you take the horse, but it's rare to see and you don't feel connected to it like you do with your Party Members. The Dark Lord doesn't even steal it. Also, to make this "I'm the asshole" mindset even worse, if you attempt to have an Outing with the horse, It flat out won't let you. You need a special Outing Ticket to go on Outings with the horse if I remember correctly. So yeah. Even the game treats the horse badly if this sin wasn't horrible to the new member of the team already. 20:59 In the 3DS Version, drinking the orange liquid either turned you into a monster or turned you invisible for a few seconds. It's safe to say that logic doesn't apply to that liquid. 22:38 The King is also DeviantArt as well. He's presented as fat and he eats 24/7. There's not a second where he doesn't eat. So you have to choose two people to be a DeviantArt drawing in this silly little Mii game. Even in the 3DS Version since you're forced to choose what Miis will play both The King and the Youngest Fab Fairy (who's on a giant frog's stomach... Twice.). Great game design Nintendo. 23:56 If we sinned all the clipping errors in this game, we'd be here all day. That in itself is a sin. 25:26 You can actually press "B" during these moments and you can continue the battle normally. There's your tip of the day. 27:36 You know what The Dark Lord and The Darkest Lord have in common? Both of them are possessed by The Dark Curse. So maybe THAT is the thing the cowers in fear. Not the physical entities themselves. Still doesn't explain why the Dark Sun hides behind 3 medals if you try to attack him.

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Legacy video had Pretzel more weirded out in the YFF Frog part

[@blockeontheleafeon]

@@TheCreationOfDread Good to know.

[@jonathanvideogamecreate340]

33:37 Basically, he's saying this whole situation happened because He was sick of his job and decided to listen to a mysterious voice in a box. Oh, and another thing I would sin from this game is the Arcade (specifically the roulette) because one thing you could win from it is some ragged armor that decreases your defense.

[@aurorawizard7045]

A few things about the video. 1. there were lots of hilarious moments, especially the scene with the forklift. 2. I made a comment on a theory I had with the Quizmaster getting into the tower early, and am slightly upset you didn't include that, but oh well 3. another thing about Breaking the Curse: when you've completed three districts in New Lumos and you saved the Curse, the Reborn will let you access the Towers of Dread and Despair. I'd add one sin, firstly, for this being the one single time you ever see the Reborn again, but another sin is that if you kill the Dark Curse, then you have no way of accessing this, unless you refight the Darker Lord and choose to save it instead. Many issues with this. Firstly, how can the Reborn and the Darker Lord refight exist at the same time?? Like, what's the lore behind this? Secondly, how is anyone doing a casual play meant to know how to access the towers if they destroyed the Dark Curse? I'd say they definitely would need to search it up. And the worst part: because there are two different tunes depending on whether you kill or save the curse, in order to 100% the game, you're required to refight the Dark Lord and get both endings. It especially stings when you choose to save the Curse first, for obvious reasons.

[@extremmefan7305]

If I recall, the Tower of Dread/Despair just sorta... appears, if you didn't save the Dark Curse.

[@theflyinghandofloob2062]

14:04 While I am not personally familiar with the series, there is in fact a character based off of Da Vinci present in Nintendo history. His name is Vince and he’s from the Nintendo franchise Art Academy. He also appears as a mii costume and an assist trophy in Smash Ultimate.

[@CitrusOrange]

I think the Mii amiibo could just add a 5th party member to you team, like how the great sage worked in that volcano area (im bad with names) and they could have two or three moves related to what character it is. Give gunner some basic basic lazer attack. Give Swordfighter some cool slashes. Give brawler a glove and a whole lot of hatred. Then you get a 10/10 game. World peace reached.

[@Mechanicalamity]

Like the travelers?

[@MrMariosonicman]

ooooh, joinable travelers would be pretty swell. they would have to be auto adjusted to the highest level tho so their not overpowered if used early in the game when you are forced to change roles.

[@SuperCuginaVicina971]

Ho you mean karkaton?

[@blockeontheleafeon]

@@MrMariosonicman That implies that the horse ISN'T overpowered in this game...

[@blockeontheleafeon]

I originally had the Brawler make the Player character instantly angry when a battle starts during a Stage, but that was too boring and not good enough for an Amiibo exclusive ability. Plus, most people hate Flower Power and getting into quarrels anyway, so it's more of a downgrade than something you'd want to use.

[@DrGiggleTouch67]

I’m 99% sure that because some enemies only appear in lower level quests in the postgame, you could prevent yourself from filling the entire bestiary.

[@kirbycat10k]

I think that when you get the “new travelers at the hub” pop up it gives you quests based on your teams level, so if you put low level Miis on your team you can lower level quests

[@crazycanyon3028]

I knew they where based on miis at the inn as high level quests appeared regardless of if I brought my overleveled hero there or not but I guess I never tried putting him in the villa

[@sleepingstitches4402]

19:14 OMG it’s my character. Yay.

[@catlord2395]

4:30 A new “Smash” job would have been so cool tbh

[@CalWhimsical]

woohoo! i'm in this video! anyway, a cool idea might've been something along the lines of a special weapon for each of the three for certain jobs. swordfighter would get theirs immediately since that's unlocked at the start of the game, brawler gloves for cat would be obtained at neksdor, when you unlock the cat, and a mii gunner cannon for elf when you unlock the job. (but if you scan the amiibo before receiving the job you can also see the fab fairies with cannons instead of bows)

[@CorruptedBoni]

12:17 Love how after you say "You, obviously", Freddy makes a face like 'OH.' If you squint, it looks like hes looking at the screen-

[@crazycanyon3028]

The part about sick party members actually seems really useful knowing I can just do the snurp hunt to recover that party member Also if bananas are made by hand how did the monkey get one?

[@DannielisVeryBored]

Cool video. The idea for Shields unlocking at the first fiend is actually a really neat idea. 40 minutes well spent!

[@folmhaigh039]

34:16 what makes more sense considering how the 'inns' work is that they are basically just empty lodgings made in areas of adventure traffic, these were not uncommon and definitely wouldn't be in a world where jobs and monsters exist as they do in Miitopia, likely protected with magic, but nothing strong enough to stop the dark lord himself, noting that he has to go there himself and can't send lackies, not that he ever does that anyways... as for the locations; consider that those areas were 'abandoned' for years with no issues because the dark lord wasn't free. 35:57 because time, it was in the middle of already going towards main mii, at that point it was only starting to move.

[@johnnyknadler1157]

I think that the “normal” enemies you fight (or at least some of them) exist naturally, hence why there’s rock moths at the beginning without faces, the griffin, and Dominic the Dragon and have faces attached and the rest (Most of the boss enemies) are created artificially

[@HuuariAlt]

38:02 This was so sweet! I loved the entire video, but I was really happy about the message there!

[@Josedm-vs8lr]

8:54 window for to get in

[@Zero_de_Nova]

Loved your take on the Sins Videos!

[@PokeBro60]

Hands down the best video you made and the jokes on this channel never get old

[@notsusamongus2147]

I Could Never Be More Ready Then Ever

[@kaiju9363]

The god in the amulet being the God of Well-Placed Inns is actually a pretty interesting theory seeing as how Inns are always in the weirdest and most dangerous of places

[@mimimagica]

20:02 I never imagined Yumi as a fab fairy, but it looks nice

[@3DS_Cragger]

Oh yo, Miitopia content in 2024, just what I needed since I'm getting the Miitopia 3ds version in a few days, great work man, really appreciate it!

[@AlexSpy3DS]

Exellent Work, Pretzel! See you Next Year 👋^^

[@DJSupernova07]

At 8:14 I lost so many times on the 3ds and had to see him insult my team so many times I wish I could’ve threw him off the canyon.

[@TheBlueLobsterShow]

The Regis as the guards were incredible-

[@n64gamer_45]

on the 100% grind, Dr.Eggman my town guide says I'm 90% there

[@sokabl64]

in the super mario bros movie, they mention da vinci

[@Thepurpleoracle81]

Theres another sin I want to add: I saw a video online for a miitopia gameplay and a buried treasure cutscene played in the Darker Lords Tower of all places. Which brings me to my point: how is there treasure buried in the darker Lord's castle? Who left it there?

[@gaythan31]

A good start for 2024

[@Kinguest8]

I would love to know how long until the one last time line becomes outdated

[@axolotl_3846]

Happy new year btw!

[@stlmuse]

Wild to be bickering 13:05

[@Oli_Void]

Nice to see a longer video (the shorter ones are great obviously but this is good for watching with some extra spare time)

[@Ty1er7h3borkbork]

Fan made idea for the Mii Amiibo: My idea is that if you decide to use any of the mii amiibos in MiiTopia, then you can get a unique reward depending on the case: Mii Sword-fighter: You can gain a weapon for one Mii of your choice. This can only used once per section, totaling up to 7 uses in the total game. Mii Brawler: You can gain any 2 star (Very Rare) grub from any monsters in the area, generally, where you find the Amiibo fan girl. Mii Gunner: You can gain any armor for one Mii of your choice. Like the Mii Sword-fighter, it can only be used once per area.

[@CynningSeline]

14:30 Got jumpscared by my friend's mii

[@Thepluhmaster]

10:17 he was dizzy from the heat and didn't notice it was a cactus

[@inklingplush7592]

no matter what you say about the prince, you gotta admit his theme slaps.

[@pupthepikachu]

Mii Gunner would give you a cyborg class Mii Swordfighter would give you a special sword cosmetic or maybe a special class relating to Find Mii Mii Brawler would give you a Martial Arts class. Those are my thoughts

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

Whenever the banana factory is mentioned a lot of people assume the HP bananas are artificial or made by hand I think it just means a factory where the HP bananas are processed, cleaned, and sorted (kinda like bananas that are sold to grocery stores if that makes sense)

[@silliest-astro]

the ex-dark lord says he makes them by hand

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

@@silliest-astro I didn't know that! That's actually pretty interesting

[@silliest-astro]

@@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 yea! one of his actions in battle is to give a party member an hp banana and say "take this hp banana i made." don't know how he makes them by hand, but it's pretty interesting!

[@Super_star_remix]

You should've taken off points for not being able to use the touch screen like the 3ds version witch makes it harder to get through the menus quick

[@MegaKujo1337]

funny how you talk about the Roving Photographer around 14:20, and about how much of a troll he/she is, cause I made Trollface as the Roving Photographer, which fit perfectly lol.

[@OpheliaDuskElla]

What if you take someone face and somehow it gets given back to them it cant be taken again maybe that why

[@extremmefan7305]

Regarding the missions in the postgame, I actually found them to be not so bad; being efficient with the Snurpfest path through use of food speed buffs and the Princess's dance move made it go by faster, and I was already building specific max relationships for fun (also game tickets are, like, incredibly easy to farm when you have a ton of amiibos due to other games lol, making it ridiculous easy to get outings when trying to get gear). However, it is QUITE LITERALLY STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to 100% this game in 7 days unless (and potentially EVEN IF) you're a MASTER of luck manipulation. And that's because of the Beastiary, which requires you to see and defeat many quest-exclusive bosses. I haven't done the math, but even assuming all of the three Traveler's Hub missions you get on a daily basis ALL have a unique boss each (which, lolno, Snurp bosses happen often), you're extremely unlikely to have it all filled out. With ALL of the grinding I did above for the levels, i.e. after several MONTHS, I was still missing at least *seven* of them. It was legit the only mission I hadn't finished yet for nearly the entirety of my run; and that *included the Tower of Despair*

[@bilalouariachi]

The mii brawler could of unlock a secret brawler job only unlockable via mii brawler amibo or 100% reward like in kirby planet robobot.🎉

[@bilalouariachi]

And i should add that in starfox 64 falco references Einstein

[@Voidcornis_dead-ef8my]

10:36 my mii got featured it was one of my older miis but it was one none the less

[@crazycanyon3028]

It annoys me that there is no way to get to gontu waste the travelers hub or peculia other than the dragon I understand not being able to get to the 3 areas in the sky as well as the 2 islands but other than that I don’t see why it was made like this especially when you can see gontu waste from greenhorn

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

I think I heard one time that the Red Fiend specifically can be hit with Righteous Anger

[@purevitality327]

WHY IS THE KINGS ASSCRACK HORIZONTAL 😭😭😭

[@elysiajohnson4099]

so the mii fighter amebo (i forget how to spell it) could give you a cool new item for the swordfighter job (I have not played miitopia in a while) the mii gunner amebo (i forget how to spell it) could give you a cool new item for the tank (I have not played miitopia in a while) and the mii brawler amebo (i forget how to spell it) could give you a boxing suit.

[@Toby_6942]

Dude when I played this game again when I was fighting the dark lord and my party members faces hot stole my 2 Ai members KEPT ATTACKING THE DARK LORD and due to their relatively low range of AOE attacks It was basically just watching a cutscene since my hero was helpless!

[@hotshotspeed1]

I do wonder what would happen if you have a Tank on the team, but they're the only party member still alive (preventing you from using the Safe Spot), but they have less than 2 MP and no MP Sprinkles or MP Candy/Sweets (you effectively have no way to recover MP)? Would the Tank be forced to forfeit their turn, or would the game be stuck due to not being able to do anything?

[@juliannocartagena2007]

I love the fact I barely recognize half the Miis you used! Like, who is Esst? Or Grace?! Or Golditale?! Or freaking Larry?!

[@DoggoFran]

17:20 the screenshot spam lmao

[@Swagpion]

40:33 excpet it isnt a true boss enemy. As instakill abilities still work on it. At least, I have heard.

[@0w0-YEEEEAH]

Fun fact: the switch artwork depicts the rock moth has aslo having a mii mouth, even though it doesn't have one!

[@0w0-YEEEEAH]

aslo every spider type monster only has 6 legs

[@yodafat7329]

he started with galados isle and then took some of the monsters to greenhorne not knowing the protagonist exists. the monsters on the isle are the leftover monsters that were strong enough to defend it. The replica dark lord tried to take over as the dark lord but got trapped inside a vortex hidden in midland marsh with the task of protecting the elf charm but only did it because he was being held prisoner by the dark lord herself. When you arrive and defeat all strong monsters there the vortex will open and you will fight him as a boss fight. This is just a theory. A GAME THEORY .

[@coolDude-sx6we]

The mii amibos could give a universal weapon that scales spending on your level?

[@EliteEmeraldVR]

8:22 FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@coolDude-sx6we]

You need more views and likes You provide subtitles, and while I’m not deaf, I do have trouble processing what I hear sometimes

[@lunarincs]

if im right there is a da vinci mii costume in smash. not the actual guy tho (14:00)

[@hotshotspeed1]

10:22 Sometimes, the cacti heal you via acupuncture. 17:22 I am convinced that the Roving Photographer is messing with us. 20:56 I guess that the rules are that the orange juice is magic, but each puddle has a different (and seemingly random) amount of magic. 22:48 The Macho Outfits are cursed. 27:00 I have been told that the giant purple electricity ball is only used to intimidate and not to actually attack. 34:48 Should we tell him about the Dark Sun? 39:13 Should we tell him that the post-game isn't canon? Because if it is, it wouldn't make sense with the main story. You also forgot the biggest sin in Miitopia: the pronouns for the majority of NPCs don't change in dialogue if you use anything other than the default, meaning that a female Dark Lord would constantly be misgendered.

[@RaviaVee]

Letsgoooo a new Miitopia Vid

[@Flowxrz0]

i typed this with my knuckle

[@alexthenebular66]

8:53 windows?

[@chrisgomez1262]

The dark lord uses darker colors than the darker lord and so to with the darkest lord

[@meg654]

Honestly I like to think moments where the Dark(er) Lord does something illogical (ex: capture only the eldest fab fairies) is the person the dark curse controls holding back to try giving the player a chance to defeat them, unlikely but just an idea I like! Like maybe he did the electric ball back when the great sage because he didn't have much hope of the dark curse being defeated but seeing you and your team getting stronger gives him hope (Also why the player gets spared when the dark lord kidnaps your team) Again unlikely but I just like the idea!

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

16:35 S tier story!

[@nintendochief4989]

Wow is this a compilation?

[@xXCakeTheCatXx]

I don’t like the Macho costumes because they look sus and make me uncomfortable when i look at them.

[@hotshotspeed1]

Same here. The Macho Outfits are cursed.

[@xXCakeTheCatXx]

True, one reason is the fact that the clothes have muscles on them. @@hotshotspeed1

[@superdroid3670]

Also you can just use the screenshot feature on the switch to get them for free without paying the gold

[@autismbros.official7582]

How did the nobleman's son sneak into the princess's room, you ask? Didn't you see the big window in her room?

[@HowwieZowwie]

I need to know how to get the regi's eyes to blink like that so i can make my own

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

You have to make them all on the eye layer and then have a layer underneath for the additional closed eyes

[@CubeMusieon]

Pretty sure that there should be 131 sins since last time I checked one of the achievements you couldnt even get.

[@Parallelsuperagaming]

The sword fighter could unlock the smash bros sword for the warrior job The browler could unlock an Amiibo exclusive browler job Likewise, the gunner could unlock an amiibo exclusive gunner job

[@JosanitytherealNEW]

Hate to be so late, but there's a huge postgame issue that I only recently thought of. How do the travelers in the hub get their faces stolen if the Darker Lord had been defeated already? The monsters poof into existance like the story ones. Honestly there's MANY plotholes I discovered recently, specifically about the postgame.

[@DoggoFran]

Fr it looks like the final boss is never defeated

[@lordenma4449]

I wonder how the f did our character even get to miitopia there's no way to enter it there's just water all around

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Boat?

[@WirelessPlayToad6831]

This better be 40 minutes of silence

[@JaredtheRabbit]

I would have shared my Miis, but I don’t have Nintendo Switch Online.

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

Rip Sayori.

[@Timmering]

Great video

[@purevanilla1869]

NOICE

[@Now_Roxas]

Earphone Pretzel Sins 1 Using Switch 2 That's it

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

Round 3, everybody!

[@FRUITCANOPY]

You already made a few is this a remake?

[@briana1273]

Ngl I always enjoyed putting the macho sets on my fem presenting miis ❤

[@ClarkeConnor-j8j]

Grant Fields

[@BlossomsofCherries]

10:12 it IS very very VERY painful. (for reference, i fell on a cactus. -1000/10. don’t recommend.)

[@cureacefan]

14:17

[@evelynbeil900]

I like this