Everything Wrong With Pet Sematary (2019)

[@Jonny5Fails]

I'd give every sin back if all the heavy-handed foreshadowing of trucks speeding through the area culminated in Ellie getting hit by a Fiat.

[@mannydavila8885]

Just snot bubbled

[@oneconfusedboi2166]

The car or the tank?sorry,I'm really retarded

[@alorajones4938]

one confused boi I think they definitely mean the car 😂

[@sunrise5710]

Or a Mini Cooper

[@steffen5121]

Or if these zombies take jobs as truck drivers to kill people's pets in the area.

[@itsaither9903]

This is my way of watching movies I haven’t seen.

[@strangeanimations588]

Well then that's stupid

[@edwardhernandez6668]

Saw it in a pretty empty cinima. Good times.

[@rotbb2500]

That sucks, he lies, a lot

[@7-grassblades]

Same tho

[@kingslayer3514]

EXACTLY!!!!!!

[@thevideocommenter3061]

The biggest sin is changing something big that could have been suprising in the theaters (Ellie dying instead of the little boy) but revealing it in the trailer.

[@sonnic1995]

Hollywood has a story with revealing stuff like that, T2 trailer revealed Arnold was the good guy protecting John from another Terminator, but the movie kinda plays it as a twist, i'm glad i never saw the trailer.

[@kaelplatt]

I somehow didn't see the trailer so I was shocked, that sucks that they spoiled it! It was a great twist for me

[@thevideocommenter3061]

@@kaelplatt I went to see John Wick 3 and the trailer for Pet Sematary played before the movie begin. So I was basically forced to watch the trailer, sucks to be me.

[@fungus1141]

Wow, I thought the same thing. I wanted to watch this with my family and I've seen the trailer but they havn't. Anyway I told them it didn't look that different exept El was the one who turned, not cage. Every one stared at me.

[@cocomunga]

I was expecting Gage to die. When Ellie died I thought, damn this will probably be good. I thought her performance was really good.

[@kodiedontexist]

“Man, think how great this last shot would be in a movie that wasn’t shitty.” Exactly my thoughts tbh

[@latoyatv2030]

I might be really late but what's tbh.?

[@uyagraph]

@@latoyatv2030 to bury the hatchet Jk it's to be honest

[@griffithmoony9263]

I feel they started with the concept for the ending of the movie then some jackass said instead of trying to make an original story how about we just remake pet semetary

[@zentral7455]

It means to be honest

[@bschuler6216]

3 From Hell (The Devil's Rejects)

[@andrewdyer384]

I'd love to know why almost every truck used as a jump scare is honking its horn even when there is no logical reason.

[@booshbush1487]

i dont get why theres so many of the same trucks running down your street every day lol. is it a ritual for this truck driver?cause im pretty sure no shop needs new stockups every day

[@jmc1189]

Alebema

[@____KB]

You answered your own question

[@chicken595]

They're honking for the kids, I guess

[@leave3451]

@@jmc1189 “Sweet Home Alebema!”

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

why didn't the family invest in building a fence around their property? who wants to live in an ungated house?

[@tm6835]

My first thought when the semi drives by

[@liamwarner5749]

@@tm6835 My first thought was given those trucks appear to be going past day and night on a regular basis how long did they actually research the house before buying it? I mean they don't even seem to know the extent of their property or that the house has a serious termite problem.

[@GinkgoBalboa142]

Lots of people do, but if you live by a huge cargo road AND HAVE PETS AND CHILDREN you'd build a fence before moving in! There's an explanation why they don't in the book but I don't think it was in the movie...

[@lindsay4254]

Is it common for ppl to fence their houses?

[@plague6566]

Them apparently

[@smackedpickle]

This whole movie could be avoided with a “Slow, Children At Play” sign, especially considering the fact that they’ve already seen how fast trucks zoom by~

[@kat78681]

or, as Lachelle Lewis mentions above, build a GD fence.

[@smackedpickle]

Why not both? *Laughs in Russian*

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Plus, those children are obviously *slow*.

[@Gremlin_Goods]

The book says the place makes drivers go faster then they should

[@oddeyes9413]

Or a decent *FUCKING FENCE! AND SPEEDBUMPS!*

[@Zeddyboi86]

Graveyard Shift reference: Too blatant. Cujo reference: Too subtle.

[@TakuroSpirit77]

At least there was no Dark Tower reference at ALL.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Welcome to Cinemasins.

[@AzrialAlaria]

More like too subtitle

[@FulcanMal]

@@AzrialAlaria Well played:)

[@elykspuz6596]

In his defence there was a lot of noise drowning out the Cujo reference. Knowing this channel they probably loved the original and hated this.

[@D_YellowMadness]

The book explained why the parents didn't expect their kid to get away from them & into traffic by having him be a toddler & having them only momentarily look away. The movie ruined that by using a much older kid. The movie then tried to make her death a twist by having Gage also run into the street but that doesn't work because she obviously has no reason for being in the movie except so she can die instead of Gage & it's not shocking even if you don't expect it because her death is less disturbing than if Gage had died. The book explained why so many conveniences let the cemetery keep being used by implying that the cemetery was manipulating everyone. It also made the concept more interesting by having each revived person/animal behave differently because they were possessed by different demons with different personalities. The movie ruined that by removing all of it & having the people & animals come back as evil versions of themselves. The book used the cat as a red herring who's actually just a harmless neutral demon & having Gage be the only one who gets possessed by an evil demon. The movie ruined that by making the cat evil & turning it into a generic jump scare robot & having the the cat & the daughter work together with the cemetery to get more demons because... because. A cat who wobbles like it doesn't know how to operate a cat body & stares at people all the time but has no clear goal is creepy. A cat that just acts like an angry cat most of the time is boring. Also, adding Gage to the crash scene & having the whole thing go down in such a complex way just gives the daughter way too much time to dodge the truck so the whole movie ends up being based on an impossible premise & it just ends up being Heavy Rain all over again.

[@Lucario9d]

D YellowMadness I don’t have the patience to read what you said but I’ll like anyway

[@NotMorganFreeman.]

Nice contribution. You described every problem I had with this movie also.

[@bleeneo101]

Yea so basically, it should have never been remade.

[@chicken595]

Yeah, so many plot holes and poor interpretation from the book ruin a ton of movies like this

[@bleeneo101]

@The Philosopher's Cat yea same here but this one in particular should never been messed with. Little too close to the chest for me.

[@zzzaaaaacccckkk5148]

“Pet semetary, can’t you read the sign?” Roollllll credits?

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

Resurrect credits!

[@jujusmithscahuster7545]

Dead it's

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

@@jujusmithscahuster7545 resurrect dead it's!

[@mentallyilldarkjeroid5378]

So the downside of bringing people back to life in this concept is they come back as autistic assholes like I am?

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

He forgot to call victor the ghost a discount Puff daddy!

[@rosevampire3755]

One thing that confused me about the movie was that the resurrected people seem to have a plan to resurrect more people. In the book when the resurrected people/animals go bad they just want to torture and murder people they have no overall agenda apart from causing suffering. In the movie they seem to have some unexplained intention of killing and resurrecting as many people as possible.

[@margisama]

Essentially the people who come back aren't people they're demons/wendigos spirits who need physical hosts, and so by killing living people and burying them in the ground they're providing more hosts for the other demons.

[@ivassilev1728]

@@margisama I actually thought it was because they wanted the whole family and only the family. As this would explain why they didn't resurrect Judd. Why did they need only the family? This I do not know.

[@kuromiLayfe]

the resurrected in this movie remind me more of the anime Shiki Shiki are vampire like beings that are almost impossible to kill except by the basic vampire ways (stake through the heart /chop off the head/ sunlight (though there is a sub species that is immune to sunlight) most shiki were humans and most first kill/turn relatives first

[@memorra]

@@ivassilev1728 maybe because they were the owners of the land?

[@heinzdoof8254]

This is just my opinion based off of the alternate ending, but I think that the mom was killed and brought back because she rejected Ellie after she came back. The only way for them all to be a family again would be if Rachel wasn't Rachel anymore, just like Ellie.

[@Level1Hera]

When it comes to remakes....sometimes dead is better.

[@HappyMuffinsSister]

Level1Hera you’re my hero 😂

[@imthicc69]

That's true😂

[@jackcherbourg2899]

Your comment is more faiþful to þe book þan eiþer movie appears to be. I stay away from adaptations of King's novels, and gonna leave þis one alone, too. Ugh. Ellie dies? Like when Jurassic Park switched þe kids.

[@owenmaleski2203]

Whenever I explain the disney remakes, I use this book's plot to explain them

[@nutterbutterbar4810]

Couldn’t agree more

[@G-Unit1111]

"Curiosity killed the cat... and also a semi-truck." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bisexualfish2953]

r/emojipolice! Put your hands above your head and don't move!

[@InfernalDalek]

My first thought was ...curiosity killed the semi truck?

[@whyudoit4009]

@@bisexualfish2953 dont worry mate, he has clearance

[@oldsoul1384]

Cinema sins is good at puns like that

[@christowers7307]

This sentence contains a dangling modifier, causing confusion on first read. It should read: Curiosity, as well as the semi truck, killed the cat.

[@vastotales4431]

If you guys are doing horror theme movies this month, Can you Sin " Jason versus Freddy"

[@r-mance]

agreed

[@thexofanboy3356]

Please... that movie was bad

[@wetjerry3267]

Wizard X I think that might be the point...

[@iknoweyek0ne882]

The movie was shit in my opinion but the solid amount of fighting we got between Freddy and Jason was good

[@confusedlemur12]

Or do the one jason movie but then again thats a movie that shouldnt be name

[@emilyharvey4930]

I thought it was pretty interesting that nothing came of those weirdo mask-wearing kids. There was no threat coming from that direction after all o_O They just buried their pets in the normal ground and that was that.

[@sonnic1995]

I hated that the trailers made it seem like there was something going on with that... and probably they also just shoot those scenes for the trailer. Just a throw away line about what they were doing and that's it, yet it made it to the trailers.

[@yourbabytee5343]

The trailers made it seem like they were a big part of the movie and I was so pissed off when they were not

[@jongon0848]

As soon as I saw it in the trailers it reminded me of the Wicker Man.

[@xara7982]

i was disappointed that when they were introduced, they never had any other screen time. all they were was a bunch of kids that are supposed to be creepy.

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

*lack of trees* Antarctica ❌ Desert❌ Moon❌ Boston ✔️

[@directentertainmentaplacef8630]

I feel so uneducated. :/

[@plaguemarine7767]

The Moon has trees

[@bobzombie2710]

@@plaguemarine7767 So does Antarctica. Whats your point?

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Boston has trees. I've smoked some good trees there.

[@oscarword775]

@@bobzombie2710 Well, neither have trees. Antarctica used to have trees, and the Moon had seeds orbit it and land on the Earth to grow. There aren't currently trees on either of them.

[@mlvldrdg1494]

the alternate ending where the dad survives and has to live with his choices is SO much better! the ending they chose was the easy way out, so lame. this movie would have been a lot better imo if they wouldn’t have spoiled it with the trailers.

[@diablorises]

Would have been better had they not made this remake at all.

[@strangeanimations588]

This movie was stupid to begin with

[@jacksamunster4407]

The original pet semetary while not horrible, wasn't a great film to begin with so this remake was unecessary

[@memorra]

I agree but they wanted to go the sadistic route of the entire family coming to murder the little boy locked in the car.

[@mlvldrdg1494]

Big O this entire video is a spoiler lmao

[@crowkat4519]

Cat: *dies* Oldest Daughter: *dies* Mom: *dies* Dad: *dies* Baby: *dies but we never seen it*

[@Monkey-vq3ok]

I don't think you can show baby's dying

[@chicken595]

If they used a robot would it be less offensive?

[@josch5305]

I went to see this movie in theaters with my mother. When we came out she said she liked the suspense at the end, not knowing if the kid dies or not. I said we know he dies, because the car door is open at the beginning of the movie. She was surprised and said she didn't notice and insisted we didn't see it. I've never watched another movie with her.

[@fizzlebeari4875]

@@Monkey-vq3ok Yes ofc they made him die when we did not see :/

[@josch5305]

@@ale5cat-san689 he's not, at the very beginning of the movie, when there is a shot above the forest and house, you can see the car door is open, which means they got him

[@eddyking1225]

As a cubs fan I wasn’t ready to be hurt like this…

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

If you dont want to be hurt then maybe you should pick a better team. teehee

[@larrymays4244]

They just one a World Series not that long ago....did they blow that team up already?

[@justinbrauer1834]

Hey we won the ws and LA just got eliminated we happy

[@justinbrauer1834]

@@larrymays4244 they didn't necessarily blow up the team, he just slowly dropped his performance every year after

[@lc3920]

“The trees are all green on Halloween in Maine” *ding*

[@thelaughingrouge]

Right?! Clearly no one in Hollywood has been in upstate NY/New England anywhere close to winter.

[@dannybeads3672]

Lol they don’t have seasons in Hollywood, which is just depressing proof Hollywood is lazy and stupid now, it’s little details like that which good movies should get right even if most people won’t notice or care if they don’t. It shouldn’t be that hard to get it right, and they should be embarrassed to screw up something so simple. The question is... were they stupid and messed it up? Or were they just lazy? And which would they rather admit to being, lazy or stupid? Lol if you say you were lazy I means you knew you were getting a detail wrong, making you an asshole, but you don’t wanna seem stupid either lol... so what do you think the truth is? Were they lazy assholes or were they just stupid?

[@AlyssaGB89]

I know right?! Most years there aren't even any leaves left on the trees here come Halloween!

[@infinitesimotel]

Doesn't matter, there's a black person in it, that is what is important.

[@davidfuller4110]

The girl getting hit by the trucks trailer and the stitches in the back of her head? How did that happen?

[@venomenace]

"I said move and your dead!" "I say I'm dead, and I move." - The Crow. Somehow apropos.

[@BennyLlama39]

"At least he didn't do that walking-agianst-the-wind $h!t... I hate that." 😀

[@BennyLlama39]

"At least he didn't do that walking-agianst-the-wind $h!t... I hate that." 😀

[@CAPNCOCKPUNCH]

"I don't wanna be buried, in a Pet cemetery, I don't want to live my life againnnnn"

[@jorgepena9104]

One of the best Ramones songs

[@RoyaltoonzHD]

I was just thinking about that song lol

[@nakedmolerat8031]

My favorite song ever. It will play at my funeral

[@diablorises]

Yes!!

[@SVD_NL]

Just the title of this movie had this song stuck in my head through the entirety. So glad he mentioned it at the end!

[@marynwinters4817]

Tbh Church just acts like every normal cat even when it’s turned “evil”. My cat who loves to get pet has scratched me.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

The Raven mine will ocassiobaly scratch and bite me when I walk past him he also likes to terrorize my other cat by chasing her

[@Soviet-Camel]

Has your cat told you that he/she loves you?

[@choyenwaymouth4448]

You need to read the book. The book does an incredible job at describing just how horribly wrong church becomes, it’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever read.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Arena of skud give us some examples I assume it's mostly in his behavior

[@ramyeonhan8276]

My cat never does! She only lightly bites me now and then when we're playing. Everybody tells me it's weird how sweet she is lol

[@farm4422]

CinemaSins: Counts the sins Dead Meat: Counts the kills

[@cllumthf637]

тнєи ¢ιиємα ѕιиѕ ¢συитѕ тнє ѕιиѕ ιи σиє σf ∂єα∂ мєαтѕ νι∂єσѕ-

[@frostabzml2403]

Best of both worlds

[@CDNBreadDogs]

CinemaWins: counts the wins CinemaSins sins: counts the sins sins

[@rossthebossoradriana]

Both r great

[@travishimebaugh8381]

"Mr. King, after being so outspoken with your criticisms of Kubrick's _The Shining,_ are you at all concerned about the sub-par adaptations of your books coming out?" *Rolls several 50 dollar bills into a cigar* "Nope."

[@diablorises]

Eh, Kubrick's version was better anyway.

[@theworstmaid]

@@diablorises it'a really good

[@oddeyes9413]

I'm pretty sure Mr.King is just Dean Winchester levels done with this shit.

[@diablorises]

@@oddeyes9413 lmao you're probably right.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

@Mooky Blaylock A possibility. Perhaps King's intellectual property was sold out from under him by the publisher or something, and he's dismayed with these adaptations. I wouldn't know. I merely thought it was a funny joke. I don't feel unsupported in suggesting that the adaptations ARE sub-par, though.

[@sortaanonymouslaex9564]

"Now. I. Have. Some. Oatmeal." *"Ho.Ho.Ho."*

[@Jellied_Slime_Games]

Fantastic... Oatmeal

[@coolerking816]

I laughed so damn hard

[@Thore__]

Can someone explain this to me?

[@virtuex10]

I haven't laughed that hard in so long. It took me like 5 seconds for the reference to even click. Lol

[@jayrusty2012]

Thore it’s a Die Hard reference, noob! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Demonamic777]

Yeah looking deeper into this movie is actually really intriguing as it's essentially a Wendigo that has control over a large radius of Ludlow. Encouraging drivers to drive recklessly, whispering suggestions to residents, then of course having full control over all the bodies that are buried in it's tomb that it can bring back.

[@downhomesunset]

Says that in the book

[@dingohunter2717]

Yeah nah u ever wonders what goes through his mind laying next to his undead daughter with Staples in her skull

[@rachelwhite3286]

I don't remember that from the book

[@theresayy]

@@rachelwhite3286 the book didn't say it outright, but there were hints. Like Jud said people always go back there even when they knew it wasn't right, how the trucks seem to always speed up on that road, or the kids in town maintaining the trail without anyone asking thme to

[@VGNtheunwise]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate this guy for watching so many movies for us

[@kx7500]

VideoGameNoob15 how is that a fucking chore? Lmao dude he should be thanking us for giving him the ability to do so for a living

[@zachsteele6964]

@@kx7500 editing?

[@kx7500]

TrashMutt Reviews that’s irrelevant

[@zachsteele6964]

@@kx7500 how?

[@kx7500]

TrashMutt Reviews read the initial comment. Watching.

[@terezak860]

Actually I really love the dusty drawers... It is a nice little detail, like... in the book the whole family was kinda afraid of Zelda and what was she representing and... Well that detail what is doing the movie job. Job called "Show don't tell."

[@Royal__Kitsune]

I've never read the book or seen the original. Who's this Zelda Jeremy mentioned? I thought he was referencing LoZ

[@terezak860]

@@Royal__Kitsune Well. I read the book long time ago. But I remember that Zelda was Rachels (Louis wife) sister and she was suffering from Spinal Meningitis. In the book she was slowly dying and there was no cure. She was at home at that time and her parents was afraid of slow death she was representing, so they often left Rachel alone with her. (If there is someone who read the book more recently than me, feel free to correct me) Also in my opinion Rachels memories about Zelda in this movie are representing her guilt and Wendigo (entity whitch is reviving the death bodies) influence. Because she believes that she was responsible for her death and Wendigo digged that and it is using this trauma aganist her. I do not know or remember why. Maybe Wendigo is just giant dick :D Also, sorry for some mispronounging or bad grammar. Englis is my second language.

[@WilliamBlakeHall]

@@terezak860 that is correct. Zelda was the scariest thing in the original movie for me.

[@WilliamBlakeHall]

@@terezak860 also, your grammar and English is Perfect!

[@terezak860]

@@WilliamBlakeHall thank you for the kind words :)

[@larencurry5230]

4:00 I would NEVER tell my partner a patient's name. Massive HIPAA violation

[@Dark_Mishra]

That might be a HIPAA violation, but I’m sure most people in the medical field still discuss their day with their spouses. In this movie he’s only a school doctor, not a government agent. If the law didn’t want medical practitioners discussing info like that, they should make it a law that they can’t be married so discussions like that wouldn’t come up.

[@larencurry5230]

@@Dark_Mishra I tell my partner about my day/patients all the time. That's totally fine as far as HIPAA goes. It's using his name that's the problem. A rule of thumb is to not say anything that would let the person figure out who you're talking about. That's the violation

[@michelleprieur1]

@@Dark_Mishra You can talk about your day all day long, that has nothing to do with it. HIPAA clearly states that medical professionals cannot disclose identifying information to anyone unless medically necessary. Being a school doctor has nothing to do with it. It's unreal to me how many uneducated people there are out there.

[@thegeneralgamer4921]

@@Dark_Mishra That's like saying anyone that deals with any sort of classified information can't be married so it won't come up xD HIPPA, classified information, NDA's, etc., restrict a person from telling others certain information, married or not. You don't get a 'free pass' to talk about information just because you're married, and, as a professional, you're expected to not share it even with those closest to you.

[@TxnBBQ75]

Cairn: a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline

[@diablorises]

Thanks!

[@strangeanimations588]

He was only asking that in assumption that Louis wouldn't know what a cairn is

[@bernerdsmeth9912]

How on earth do people not know this. Geesh, take a hike! (Har har)

[@bobzombie2710]

I'm assuming you didn't see the quotes.

[@TxnBBQ75]

@@bobzombie2710 yes I did but there are going to be people that are actually going to ask that question and I simply provided the answer

[@orangejuicesimpson7233]

He didnt point out the scene where it starts out in the day time when the mom comes back to the house, then it's suddenly night

[@Rippd_Bagel]

The Cujo reference says “killed about 4 people”. I’m sinning this because no news outlet would fail to say the dog brutally attacked and killed 4 people. How many people is ABOUT 4?

[@KillSentinelPrime]

The newscaster was gay and couldn't do math so they just guessed

[@randompromises1038]

@@KillSentinelPrime i never understand the 'gay people can't do math' but i'm gay and i can't do math either so-

[@ToxicDelusionzz]

Random Promises same

[@shoeitchy7613]

Random Promises I’m gay and I can do math. Tbh the ‘gay’ part came from nowhere

[@randompromises1038]

@@shoeitchy7613 I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE THE GAY AND CAN'T DO MATH THING CAME FROM. i think. a yt video that was titled when you're gay and can't do math and you try calculating the tip.

[@annushkanoor4328]

why does the main dude look like a discount Chandler Bing

[@unkownfigure850]

Annushka Noor wow i never noticed that

[@shanyewest8845]

Lmao I thought that a bit too

[@ainsleysucherman3822]

his name is Chanandler Bong

[@shanyewest8845]

@@ainsleysucherman3822 actually, its Mrs. Chanandler Bong

[@anklegod3700]

Well now that you mention it

[@seratonin6313]

The Zelda scenes from both movies actually scared the crap out of me.

[@DisintegrativeVow]

YEEEEEEES trauma 4everrrrr

[@adambump5297]

A cairn is a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline.

[@Steve-O215]

“Now I have oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho.” Why was this so funny to me?? 😂

[@mainecurtis1192]

SteveTha Boi I would’ve been scared but I was losing my shit at that comment

[@sexy_manonatricycle2344]

SteveTha Boi i legit jumped

[@mentallyilldarkjeroid5378]

In Gematria, if you write out "The Pet Sematary" spelled like this you get 666 in the Satanic cipher. But you have to include "the" which the titles do not. Oh, well. How appropriate, though. People can go on the Gematrinator site to check for themselves.

[@ShiftyXY]

SteveTha Boi me too😂😂

[@TyNunya]

Die Hard reference "Now I have a gun HO HO HO" cause Christmas time.

[@BrianDePalmaII]

Cinema Sins: “This scene does not contain a lap dan...wait, those are cats.”

[@randomwhovian1075]

I literally muttered “it’s a wendigo” to myself mere seconds before 11:55. *Whispers ominously* It’s like he heard me!

[@owenmaleski2203]

But they never even showed the wendigo in the books. They hinted that it was prowling around whenever Louis would go the the cemetery but they never actually showed it.

[@jasongoodwin9951]

Please save me from this crap movie by doing “Snakes on a Plane”

[@oddeyes9413]

Allow me: *I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes! On this mother fucking plane!*

[@ryry20002]

I like when he does movies so I don't have to watch em.

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Jason Goodwin Snakes on a plane is flawless though

[@bopiiq8947]

it has no mistakes, it's just perfect.

[@Rea_Content]

"Now, I have...some oatmeal Ho Ho Ho" favorite quote ever

[@flow5601]

I know! This quote is amazing!

[@amandaraydoesntcare2817]

The pacing was so weird. The third act is where things get hyped up, but then it ends abruptly.

[@razzar3666]

"Did you die?" "Yes....But I lived!"

[@smegintheheads822]

I know it sounds stupid, but my mate died, twice, hes still alive, also had a collapsed lung and was hit by a car twice I have no idea how hes still alive tbh.

[@XxXTheFacelessOneXxX]

Excellent time for a Buck reference.

[@user-73a]

ice age ha ha ha

[@wintersummer1633]

@@smegintheheads822 dude your friend is obviously reanimated. you gotta watch your back

[@broadcastsinthedark5213]

“I mean, he could be curious, but remember, curiosity killed the cat. Well and ThE SeMi TrUcK” I am DYING at that

[@beepusboop8678]

I keep on forgetting that I'm the only person who calls the semi truck, fart truck.

[@simontrainbrainz6038]

It’s sad how Jud never says “ayuh!”

[@999SickBoy666]

ayuh

[@princey3876]

ayuh

[@instantmiso9921]

ayuh

[@ilikeyoutube836]

Lol it's sad how people think we actually say "ayuh" in Maine

[@GenocideShell]

ayuh

[@The_Musical_Cartograph]

Also : family of protagonists having a casual conversation in a car in the beginning of a horror movie cliché

[@murderoustendencies]

And while moving to a new house, might I add 🙄🙄

[@lucykateflores9144]

The movie: Just some organisms that died and got burried in a forbidden place and then became zombies. And that's the movie

[@watery_melon5882]

12:42 At that time in the movie, someone in the theater yelled ‘ It’s the cat!’

[@sarcasticsparkles]

I wish it had been

[@gamaman401]

Fans: We want endgame CinemaSins:No i dont think i will

[@Rushking20]

GamaMan more yall cry about it their not gonna do it

[@Kentrc11]

Fans: We want endgame Th3Birdman: We're in the endgame now

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

The problem is that Marvel stans will go insane over it. Becasue they don't get the point of this channel. And they'll start bitching like crazy when their favorite movies get made fun of.

[@Kentrc11]

@@DigitalHeliumJumper You're not wrong. The comments on this video that are obssessive over it getting made irregardless of other options being available are case-in-point.

[@GinkgoBalboa142]

Yeah, run around the front yard next to a heavily trafficked cargo road BLINDFOLDED. I'm surprised Ellie was the one who died and not her dad -.-

[@NOAHSMOMMY]

OMG I died at your singing, "WATCH THE GLASSWARE, TINY DANNNNCEEEER!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Solveig16]

If you died, do you want to be buried in a regular cemetery or the pet kind? :)

[@DaveLennonCopeland]

CinemaSins - Sematary is a child's spelling, on a sign made by one of the children, who misspelled the word "cemetery." The original 1989 movie is way better than this new effort...

[@johndelorean7353]

Well yeah but it didn`t age well.

[@DaveLennonCopeland]

John DeLorean - Still better though... :)

[@johndelorean7353]

@@DaveLennonCopeland I agree

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

John DeLorean it aged as well as it could. It's still better than this piece of shit

[@thepickygamer4450]

Hahahahaha... Effort ..

[@felixelcat2007]

Family that seems pretty well off doesn't buy a fence when they notice how close the highway is.

[@downhomesunset]

Or chops down the 8000 trees and makes one?

[@robotrix]

And bought the house sight unseen? Had to be another house in town on a quieter street.

[@ghoulferatu598]

I feel like this movie was like and F U to Stephen king before he took it back.

[@Klaus99999]

Oh it clearly was.

[@Megaproductions302]

Agent Pikachu Stephen King likes this movie.

[@Klaus99999]

Megaproductions302 he liked the original, not this one.

[@cyrexi3378]

@@Klaus99999 He liked all the new remakes so far. Even Pet Sematary.

[@aliciacleeland2257]

@@cyrexi3378 Hell he likes It Chapter 2 so much he made a cameo!!!! 😂😂😂

[@Sarahonwheels]

The scariest thing about this movie was that my dad was being watched by a man very carefully and he asked if he was ok and he just said that he liked the old movie better. I have never seen him nope faster out of theater

[@japonaliya]

Flaws aside, one if my favorite scenes in a horror film is when Ellie comes back, gets a bath and then in bed remarks, "I'm dead, aren't I? " and the dad replies, "No you're here" and then he lays down next to her knowing what she really is... I also felt having a nine year old Ellie come back from the dead was much scarier than a two year old Gage. I also liked the final scene of the alternate ending much better, sans the extended graveyard fight between Ellie and her dad. The "family portrait" scene at the end with a horrified squirming Gage was brilliant.

[@sage1682]

I gotta disagree with you about the 9yr old being scarier than the toddler scuddling around and being hard to locate until he attacks. Way creepier that a toddler possessed by the Wendigo being bested and whining, "No fair, no fair" as it dies a second time. The only way the 9yr old is creepier is that it has more autonomy and more strength to attack. They just made it the older sister to appeal to the woke audiences that it centers around the girl, which is fine if it was better than the original but objectively it wasn't.

[@sleepywalker87]

“Watch the glassware, Tiny Dancer...”

[@murderoustendencies]

It made me spit my food out 😂😂😂

[@TheJaded1]

The biggest sin was changing the death from Gage to Ellie, the original was so horrifying to people because it was a 3 year old murdering his family. The little demonic girl trope is so overdone that you can't swing a dead cat in Hollywood without slapping a producer with another yet another 'demon girl' script in the works.

[@violinguygolf9125]

Totally missed the “I’m he captain now” audio outtake

[@aeraxxis]

Biggest sin in this film: Ellie is the monster in place of Gage

[@D-Fens_1632]

At first I didn't like that either, seemed like it was something they did just to be different from the original. But for this movie's purposes it works. Her age and maturity compared to Gage sort of took the place of my favorite section of the book, the Timmy Baterman story. When they reduced the Baterman story to a 1 or 2 second glance at an old newspaper clipping, I was really saddened. After reading Doctor Sleep when it came out, I thought a similar treatment could have been done for Ellie Creed as an adult. Though I suppose not in movie form, as they went and killed her instead of Gage.

[@aeraxxis]

@@D-Fens_1632 Still it's like the directors were like "Ohh we gotta make this movie family friendly so no babies will be allowed to die"

[@colliric]

@@aeraxxis Yeah. Plus Miko Hughes was the highlight of the original film version(as well as Fred Gwynne), he played Gage perfectly and was extremely menacing when he turns evil. The rest of the first film version was average at best. This one has the opposite problem. Everything else is superbly done, but the change of the lead villian to the older daughter undermines what makes the story scary. It's a version of the Monkey's Paw legend, and the younger the child the more scary it is.

[@jeebuschristos8423]

Some would say that the REAL monster was Louis all along...

[@thecanadianwombat8486]

"Cat scratch "eat her"" 😂

[@nikolai1326]

"I feel like I watched Louis dig this hole in real time" Not gonna lie, that's what that section of the book felt like, I love ya Stephen King but you can definitely trim down your stuff.

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

When the mom and dad didn’t know that each other thought different things about the after life I was extra confused. Why was it just coming up so late into them being together

[@mattk6101]

Because marriage is a sham and god isn't real.

[@robinhay43]

@@mattk6101👉 EDGE LORD ALERT !! 🤘😈🤘

[@FlamingAtheist]

@@mattk6101 same with the second T in mat

[@mattk6101]

@@FlamingAtheist well my name is Matthew sooo...

[@mattk6101]

@@robinhay43 marriage is betting someone half your shit that you'll be together for life. It's an archaic relic from bullsh*t religion. God is definitely not real and only white trash name their daughters "Bobbie." I'm sure you have a sister named Lexi or trinity too.

[@Retro-uw5ie]

My problem with this movie is that a ten thousand pound semi at 60+ mph wouldn't leave much cat to bury, same with the girl

[@nataliawashington872]

Same I was surprised to see the Dad crying over her body, I thought her body would’ve been completely splat blood everywhere possibly smooshed under the truck, but somehow it managed to fling her body to the grass...I call bullshit. It would’ve worked better if it was just a regular car speeding but a Semi-Truck hell nah

[@downhomesunset]

@@nataliawashington872 I was thinking of the movie The Horse Whisperer, where Pilgrim rears up at the semi, but only has a face and chest injury and no broken bones!

[@Br0ken_Rosary]

Tbh I thought Ellie was gonna be more mutilated than she was

[@ceedoda]

Everything wrong with pet sematary: the whole movie

[@ceedoda]

@CASPER 12345 what does that have to do with anything I didn't like it cuz it was terrible was a horrible ending just like the first one and you can't really relax and enjoy the movie when it's God awful

[@keizelysrodriguezgonzalez8209]

I personally liked the movie? 😬 Don't @ me

[@tombstonejones9581]

@@keizelysrodriguezgonzalez8209 I'll @ you because you have questionable taste, so maybe I've got a shot. 😆

[@rhyaloveaux]

Hehe I’m your 69th like and yes I am a twelvey 😂

[@crayhack]

@CASPER 12345 bro what. These reviews are satire to point out things blatantly off about movies. Nowhere has anyone here complained about the mechanics of things happening, time-frames on the other hand. When things are blatantly fucking weird/off in a movie, it makes sense to point them out.

[@Zeddyboi86]

No one will ever replace Fred Gwyn as Jud Crandall!

[@BIGJAKE-sq4ds]

Best sin ever was the God taking his own kid part.

[@ShaggyTheClown17]

Works 3 ways actually, just like the trinity xD God the father son and holy spirit, God not only created biological life, sacrificed the life of a body he himself was inhabiting, but also does in fact have every right to take each and every living soul in whatever manner he pleases no matter how cruel it seems to us. That seems to be one of the lessons people learn either from acceptance or through reaching a certain age, doesn't really make it hurt any less but I suppose it does safeguard against possible psychiatric damage.

[@OneLove-vn2yo]

THERE IS NO GOD

[@Alex.ActingandVO]

That Guy I’d rather not accept a being who would kill us any time it wishes, Let his son die for nothing, demanded sacrifices, created mass genocide by flood, very misogynistic towards women, impregnates a potentially teenage girl, curses anyone who doesn’t believe in it thus driving away free will, and encourages killing on multiple circumstances. God is a man made concept used solely to rule over others though intimidation and fear.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Alex Hernandez and he’s the good guy so how bad is Lucifer and his bunch of fallen angels.

[@shereehi5539]

@@Alex.ActingandVO ugh. You dont know anything. The bible has explanations all over it as if some puzzle to put together. 1. Women being raped is a sin in Israel. 2. Loads of OT stories ended up having a whole civilization slaughtered bc of a woman raped. 3. You just ughhhhhhhh 4. He lets people do w/e even if He hates it. He prefers people to listen to Him and if they are saying they follow but dont He might curse them or aka punish. 5. He doesn't like ritual sacrifices esp when the animal ones meant nothing to Him later on. People never cleansed of sin. When they killed the animal they ate it. My God you need intelligence.

[@debbiecoombs3388]

I'm surprised he didn't mention the stitches in the back of her head when she was bathing in the movie

[@error404usernotfound_]

Requesting “everything wrong with tall girl” until they do it: attempt 3

[@vampyrphile8458]

It never played in cinemas...doesn't qualify

[@HeresaBanana]

Check out Cosmonaut Variety Hour's recent review of that train wreck. It's hilarious and practically a sins video

[@MisssKayy]

@@vampyrphile8458 he did Bird box

[@memorra]

@@MisssKayy very true but Bird Box was a special case because it became extremely controversial and popular due to twitter trends and actual news stories about people getting injured over it. Tall Girl is just a really fucking retarded movie that deserves to die quickly and be forgotten.

[@mattk6101]

Sounds stupid

[@syrenity64]

I almost went.“wait, there a Legend of Zelda Reference in here?” But now I feel dumb.

[@Dark_Mishra]

This movie wasn’t good enough to deserve a Legend of Zelda reference anyway.

[@fdding]

Speaking of a Cujo reference, you should do "Everything Wrong With Cujo." Who agrees?

[@Red-jl1qr]

She was wearing a shirt with the word "Maine" on it. Oh, Stephen.

[@shrekgal4935]

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[@theroombasonfire3092]

yo it literally said derry, and they weren’t very far

[@snusnu4]

3:32 explains the reasoning for remaking any Horror movie these days.

[@charliefilms6587]

“Curiosity killed the cat, well, and the semi truck”! 😂 Great way of interpreting this! 😂

[@lonevvolf3651]

"Now I have some oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho." - Cinema Sins 5:20 LMFAO

[@gagerage1293]

“ now I have some oatmeal, ho. Ho. Ho.” Laughed so hard

[@mf_dva]

I remember wanting to see this when I saw the trailer and quickly forgetting it was a thing until I saw it on Blu-Ray inside a Barnes & Nobles a month or so ago. It really did just come and go without much fuss. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this remake was only greenlit to tide the coattails of the first "It" remakes success.

[@downhomesunset]

They have green lit almost every Stephen King novel. The remake of The Stand was fucking horrible

[@lonevvolf3651]

"I haven't seen a wall this intimidating since Matt Damon was king of China" - Cinema Sins 2:37 Lmao

[@Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd]

A cairn is a man-made pile of stones. The word cairn comes from the Scottish Gaelic.

[@strangeanimations588]

I think he knows

[@mousebiteslover69]

wow thank you Daniel The Scotsman

[@bikelifemtb1292]

all movie directors should watch this channel

[@MrEtherOck]

I LOVE how "Apparate" is now the official word for teleport, but cinemasins never uses "Disapparate"

[@isaiascarranza1611]

"now i have some oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho." i legitimately died

[@joewilkinson3841]

"Watch the glassware tiny dancer" had me laughing so hard. 🤣 🤣

[@baconbit5003]

*tooth brush shakes* “We should move.”

[@the_helpful_snek1234]

Been a year and the Zelda thing still scares me lol.

[@canadianplinker9011]

"watch the glassware tiny dancer" lmao

[@killionaire3651]

Scary movies time of the year! I love this channel lol. 🍊🍊🍊

[@Sam1787]

I have to agree seeing the bull being buried would have been a more interesting story.

[@tigerspirit1917]

Now I want to watch the Louis and Ellie the cat detective series.

[@blondiesaband]

not once while reading the book did I imagine louis as some chisel jawed adonis

[@ericcartman7361]

If you were to adapt Pet Sematary who would you cast as Louis?

[@dawnpowers7626]

@@ericcartman7361 Ironically, maybe Stephen Weber. Or, at least, someone built like him.

[@TheDORChannel]

*I'm just here for the Avengers Endgame comments

[@haljordan612]

Well yes, but no.

[@Kentrc11]

Why? If anyone want to see an EWW video on Avengers: Endgame a channel already did it back in July called Th3Birdman.

[@calebproductions1264]

Everyone needs to have patience when it comes to waiting for CinemaSins to upload Endgame, they’ll survive. Also birdman is trash, I wouldn’t recommend going to his shitty channel at all.

[@piglet8672]

We have to wait. Its gonna be hard for cinemasins to react to a 3 hour film

[@chased.2440]

“Now I have some oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho” that really lightened the mood after I got scared do bad I jumped off my bed.

[@ahmedpubg5186]

I literally didn't watch this movie when it came out so I don't spoil myself the fun when movie sins do a video about it!

[@Megaproductions302]

ahmed pubg they didn’t show everything though including the one haunting shadow of the Wendigo that was such an excellent shot.

[@ahmedpubg5186]

@@Megaproductions302 eventually I'll end up watching it but for now.... movie sins never disappoint!

[@LeechWife]

Well, that doesn't matter if you don't give a shit about the movie to begin with, but not watching the actual movies solely so that you can "surprise" yourself with CinemaSins is kinda lame..

[@ahmedpubg5186]

@@LeechWife nothing is lame I love cinema sins and I love Stephan Kings but no Stephan kings movie ever done him justice. all the movies based on his novels are crappy and when this one was released I knew it wasn't going to be any exception.... cinema sins made it worth watching... confirmed my point... and saved me both time and money. (before you go all out and be like I can't say the books are better just because you love the movies..... I mean we all are free to like what we want to like.... be yourself and let others be themselves too)

[@dominicjeffrey9477]

@@Megaproductions302 what shot is that?

[@ntu2kocele855]

"Slightly Ajar drawer that contains gun is slightly ajar and gunny" 😂😂😂 this dude is a jerk

[@NOAHSMOMMY]

I've always wondered why every horror move or just an extreme drama movie, has a drawer slightly open showing a gun just right there. Most have young kids in the house too. I know they're just movies but come on. Aren't these movies supposed to be more real and life-like? Wonder why kids kill themselves or play with guns? No lol but lol at the same time there 😂😂🤣

[@tyrone5969]

I love that her mother says don't walk off by yourself but nothing about how she shouldn't hangout in the woods with strange adults they don't even know. If she would've wondered off around their home or within the backyard it would've been fine, spending time with a complete stranger anywhere is a danger to kids.

[@mr.poke-a-lot8119]

Cairn a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline.

[@whalesharko4465]

*word of the day singing*

[@alexutzcel]

this movie would've had a better ending if somebody had called Sam and Dean

[@bunbumdog672]

Frick It would be more exciting if sam and dean came to a pet semetary environment and brought charlie back

[@magneto9210]

Why, so one of them can stupidly die so that the other one can stupidly bring them back but with long term consequences which take the whole damn season to resolve? Don't get me wrong, I like the show, but it gets dumb after awhile.

[@alexutzcel]

@@magneto9210 yeah I hear you, the storyline is repetitive, hopefully the last season will be worth watching. I really love the show, it's quite unique. What I meant by my comment was that there was an episode where Sam and Dean fought a wendigo, therefore they could end this movie a lot faster.

[@ignisshadowflame1027]

@@alexutzcel I think that was the second episode.

[@Xannyphantom905]

Sam and Dean are the solution for all horror movies. That's why they aren't scary

[@parkerbeverley4271]

When I first saw the movie I really enjoyed it and watched it a few times. I recently read the book and 1. It's completely different I think out of all the Stephen King books this is one of the more accurate based on pacing. 2. The book is just so much better, if you've read Stephen King or seen other movie adaptations you know it's hard because he goes into a lot of detail or foreshadows every little thing so it's easier to appreciate when reading. Lastly, the book isn't your traditional horror like the movie it's more suspenseful

[@OldSkullInn]

HA! "Now I have Some Oatmeal." that one is glorious sir, all the gold stars to you this day!

[@goldbyrd3667]

The original was more impactful. Hardly any of the emotions explored that made the first film great for me