Everything You Hate About Tarkov

[@valkrake]

When you're on 14/15 scav kills and every scav decides to take a vacation

[@ahealthkit2745]

god forbid you have one of Jaeger's dickstapling quests. "Go shoot 6 scavs while suffering from a hemorrhage and a broken leg!"

[@senoootyerdd5952]

the second you need scavs on shoreline and now the only scav that spawns in the entire massive hellhole of a map is sniper scav

[@paragiertt5040]

Honestly tarkovs voip is a good example taht if we ever are in a apocalyptic scenario people are willing too lie and betray you for a penny

[@celebert1]

So is America an apocalyptic scenario, or just people there are bad

[@OneRageyBoii]

i met a player scav 3 days ago on interchange as a pmc and we did the co-op extract with 2 other playerscavs we met along the way, it restored my trust in randoms slightly

[@igorbrown3756]

​@@celebert1yes

[@Gl-my8fw]

​​@@celebert1imagine pretending america is worse than any other country. You must think delusional leftist news is actually the truth lol

[@FourthExile]

idk, it's a lot harder to betray a real human being than an avatar. NO I'M NOT SAYING ITS IMPOSSIBLE

[@wouterzonneveld2305]

Spawning around the middle of the map, thinking your extracts are on one side, whilst in reality they are on the other side, has got to be in the top spots for me. That moment when you don't see a counter appear for an extract with only 5 minutes left in raid is truly painful.

[@mrshurukan]

That's why I always play with a compass and a map opened on my phone at all times

[@Sean-sn9ld]

I check my extracts like 8576345434697 times a raid so luckily this doesn't happen to me often. Worst is when you're at right extract but it's bugged so the counter isn't going and you have to panic rush in the hopes of reaching another extract

[@jlaplace6359]

South-west corner of Interchange...

[@lenny15984]

​@@Sean-sn9ldI have never heard about that Bug, when does is Happen?

[@JustUsForNone]

thats 100% on you that your not smart enough to check before you start to head to extract.

[@pierogi3593]

You kill 3 people out of 4 man squad, back off to patch yourself up and the last guy loots his teammates and dumps their gear in water, denying you everything and either camps or runs away, happened yesterday to me

[@sissel2]

No flame, if you let a single guy loot 3 dead guys and run to a lake to dump it all, what were you even doing the whole time?

[@lmao.3661]

3 NIGGAS 😭😭😭

[@elgringofeo9348]

​@@sissel2true, it is disappointment but at least you still alive and got 3 kills

[@pierogi3593]

@@sissel2 Fixing my 3 broken limbs before pushing in to secure and loot + it was on shoreline near pier and the river running through middle of map

[@fearingalma1550]

jUsT pReMeD bRo but yeah, hotkeying those painkillers and pushing can make the difference there

[@x-sac2652]

for me it's the fact that whenever you need items for a quest like gas analizers or salewas they never spawn but the moment you finish that quest you see them all over the place

[@Sean-sn9ld]

So damn true, I spent the first two weeks of wipe looking for an orange lighte. Soon as I found one , I got a daily that rewarded five of them xD

[@HighLandCar2]

Right after I finished the morphine quest after having it for a week I found 4 of them right away in crack house. Where previously it has spawned nothing all the other times I've went.

[@Sean-sn9ld]

@@HighLandCar2 hahaha I had similar with salewas too, took me like 10 days to find the third one , and then boom every single raid id find one or two xD

[@i3lackfusion]

Feel that one. Had to look for my gas ans on the damn AFRICAN server because I couldn’t find ANY in like 30 interchange raids on auto EU and ME

[@HighLandCar2]

@@Sean-sn9ld yup thats how it is

[@lond.7895]

Truly the pinnacle of the Tarkov Experience

[@Haroldd-]

This game is like a abusive relationship, you say 'Im never going to play this game again it sucks', then a day later you come back to play again and again. A never ending abusive cycle inflicted by Nikita-chan. Thats the best tarkov experience in my opinion.

[@IDFCClan]

i already made it to lvl 40 and quit this wipe was a bor

[@Haroldd-]

@@IDFCClan I'm waiting to play tarkov arena whenever that comes out. Should be some good mindless fun. And I agree, this wipe has been pretty boring so far.

[@ILOVERESISTANCE]

I'm 10 months Tarkov free, so I broke the cycle

[@hijames5791]

Literally never finding the quest item you need but when you complete the quest they start spawning everywhere

[@a.k8185]

Literally any loot-survival game.

[@PobortzaPl]

It was salewa and gas analyser for me...

[@seamusfeng3610]

mfw last t plug for mechanic being absent for 3 scav raids and 2 pmc raids so i just craft it before hopping off one night. first raid next day:

[@v1nc3nz05]

for me this wipe it was flash drives. of course, the second i finished the quest they started spawning everywhere. smh

[@hijames5791]

@@v1nc3nz05 I am level 23 and Ive only found 1 flash drive this wipe

[@TheUnaBoomer]

The server disconnecting and you're stuck in an endless cycle of trying to reconnect as you inevitably lose all the stuff you brought into raid.

[@BlackDragon9041]

Dont forget killing everyone in a raid and dying to an exfill camper! Or minding your own business on a pistol raid on factory when tagilla appears out of nowhere and rushes you with his hammer

[@ahealthkit2745]

1/10 raids end with a boss beaming you from god knows where or rushing you and making you shit your pants because the Dsync was so bad you thought it was a hacker at first. haha nope, it's just the goonsquad iceskating around crackhouse playing bam bam with your dc'ing corpse

[@OneRageyBoii]

the bags full of food and scavs full of apple juice are no where to be found part really fucking got me

[@BalthazarB2]

The most annoying thing is when you are hunting scavs for a task, you shoot one and he runs away behind a corner/bush/rock and magicaly dissapears with no trace or sound.

[@MIIITCH36]

Its the not being able to go without food for thirty minutes before litterally dropping dead for me.

[@Maxio1606]

What I hate about Tarkov? That bloody Vitality skill, which is needed for medstation. It can be a frustrating bottleneck for hideout if Your playstyle is more cautiously or You just don't have that much time for all-round factory meatgrinder. Also one word - "Jaeger"

[@venix2281]

2300 hours in the game and this summed up my experience since 0.6 days. good stuff man, made me ball laughing!

[@TheMuffinMan0800]

Going within 400m of a scav boss as a scav and instantly having him aggro on you and send all his goons to end your sacvving career

[@zoneoperator]

I installed Single Player Tarkov and honestly, I should've done it way sooner. No desync, no cheaters, no disconnect, and enough mods to fine tune to game to your playstyle. Look into it guys, it's actually good.

[@TheArcticNetwork]

This right here man. I finally started looking into it and im having so much fun. I don't have alot of time to play and i still die alot due to having some mods that make it comparable to live tarkov but oh man the joy of knowing that there are no cheaters makes it so good.

[@ThatOneCWhite]

starvation and dehydration have been very annoying tbh, especially this wipe when I try to eat and for some reason the food gets consumed but I get no energy back. Plus it takes a while and a couple deaths to properly adjust to 0 metabolism after spending half a wipe with elite metabolism smh

[@eyoeyo1]

literally just finished binging everything and you upload this, blessed

[@pandrodor6749]

When you didn't check your extracts and realize you have run across the entire map to get out

[@thehendek7837]

-when you have to submit to the insane item prices for gunsmith for exemple -when you are granted a shity scav voice and have to keep it for the wipe -when ennemies (mostly AI scavs) ignore your level 5 armor and excessively expensive helmet and shoot at the tiny little unprotected part of your head, killing you instantly -when you try to sell an item in the flea, setting the price of your item lower than the lowest one, only for the prices to drop again and failing to sell your item (yes it's just a few minutes lost, but got damn it is annoying) -Level 1 endurance, got damn this guy is supposed to be an elite PMC, how come is he only able to run 15 seconds before being completely exhausted ? -when you are trying to be sneaky to avoid a fight making practically no sound, but somehow your opponent finds your position with ease, maybe the fact that they play with max windows volume with their 500 euro headset allows them to hear the Green Peas going trough your PMC's digestive system -fighting a flashlight guy while wearing NVG's, such a sophisticated system beaten by a simple primitive tool -landmines -facing a squad while playing alone -the feeling of deep regret after saying "why not use the lab keys instead of selling it ?" You could have made 150k profit with 0 stress or struggle, but no you have decided to make -700k profit, well done, you knew that lab's would kill you, what did you expect -looking at the prices of the looted items you have lost after the raid, therefore getting filled with more regret

[@FourthExile]

yup, straight up nonsensical pricing ranges. And last wipe most of my pvp deaths occurred when stumbling on a two man whilst playing alone.

[@oliverdyakov7653]

Dude I love your videos, they give me the best chuckles ive gotten in a hot minute. Here are some recommendations I think you can have fun with: Shotgun scavs shooting you from 110 meters away with a toz and when you have ap20 youd be lucky to hit the broad side of a barn Chads running around killing everyone and cleaning house, but when you have the gear and try you get head eyesed by a timmy Forgetting to take something out of your container and it losing found in raid status Dropping something like a flashdrive on the ground and it dissapearing like it got sucked into a black hole

[@Deadestofgrass]

Scav bosses randomly appearing and head eyes you

[@ahealthkit2745]

RUAF on customs and Collapsed Crane on Streets. I LOVE EXTRACTS THAT HAVE SCAV SHOOTING GALLERIES RIGHT BESIDE THEM!

[@mitrakasg8519]

My best reccomendation for part 2 is : taking a backpack in raid that has other things inside (like ammo box full of good ammo , or loot from a previous raid you didnt remove from the bag)

[@austinlipnicki7761]

like the guy that once brought out his bag with the shit he was storing for kappa the single sadest experance.

[@mikedebakker5820]

When you are a solo player fighting squads and there is just always one more.

[@gerhardjanssen6822]

3:40 i once got one tapped through the ears by a scav on woods from 100+ meters away across the field at scav house while moving towards bunker 014, immediatly called out it's probably a player only to find out it was a scav when i got the death screen

[@eh6618]

God this is so good you nailed everything, the spawn death spot you showed is literally the one that gave me PTSD in reserve lol

[@godskitten49]

Hell most of this could be excused but at the same time as all of this happening at once you're forced to interact with saw trap room-esque 'tasks' which require you to pay half your stash worth for a specific key to open a specific door with no loot in it in the highest traffic area of the map to pick up some golden notebook then attempt to run away whilst having a morningstar shoved up your arse. I fucking hate the quests in this game incase my metaphor went over your head.

[@demon547490]

As a german i have to say that the accent of the scav-duo that betrayed you was french and not german. :D

[@mfhex1398]

Fun and true vid mate. Sad to not be able to join Streets, there is something major going wrong every wipe 200€ game lul

[@johnsmith-fk7fw]

you forgot "accidentally loaded out with my backpack full of ___" (backpacks, guns, stims, FIR kappa items, etc) which is always followed by a spawn kill

[@enricopucci5165]

Dont forget when you enter raids with important items on your secured pouch and quest items still in your pmc

[@PobortzaPl]

You had survived a fight with 3 Scavs coming at you from different angles, you used up all meds you've brought with you into raid AND meds you've found on those scavs, so you just running towards nearest extract and then... You forgot to check your thirst and/or hunger meter and you die... despite having both, food and drink on you... That happened to me, last week, on Woods, in a spitting distance from Northern UN extract.

[@sovetnik903]

Each time your gun jams in Tarkov, somewhere in Zone another Stalker drinks his bottle of Vodka and then perishes from a random bandit with a shotgun, hiding near the corner

[@kamandtux]

I think BSG wants us to play less to save server space

[@valecron]

0:25 LMAO THATS MY VIDEO I LOVE YOU

[@christopherschott8485]

as a german i am offended these guys were clearly french accent

[@theecondor8854]

Faster than the guy that toggled mage in the dual areana lmaoooo

[@caenn47]

That betrayal hurt me even though I wasn't even involved, damn dude that sucks

[@Ambatukaaaaaaaam]

Dude you are so fucking funny you make me geniunelly laugh and the same cant be said for many things in my life 🤣

[@gonned1393]

Personally I fucking they keep making the game for 9-5 streamers like bruh I ain't hiting lv 40 to use m80

[@pobbbzo]

Omg you really summed up the tarkov experience in 1 video 👏

[@stavros6969]

it took me a whole day to literally have to find a server connection error fix , from literally opening windows console to disable ipv6 , truly tarkov has broken the bounds of pain one can master

[@ilbinek_]

John Wick scav -> Dzhonatan... Man, you literally called it!

[@DavidErstling]

forgetting a splint and falling of a glitchy edge and crouching all the way to the extract for what feels like 3-4 years just to be killed by an player scav

[@Paranoid_Vigilante]

Its strangely only the AI scavs with shotguns because the multiple shells going random directions also you could tell if killa spawns if u dont get desync first 30 seconds if u do theres a 80% chance he isnt here but is possible same goes for shoreline, woods Also if ur server disconnects i recommend to exit tarkov and restart and reconnect thats how i get back in as pmc/scav

[@Sean-sn9ld]

Me as a PMC: everything MUST DIE! Me as a Scav: Let's all be friends! Me as a Scav that spawned with a labs card: Craaab People Craaab people

[@pizzapop3023]

As someone who watched betrayal live it hurts even worse here

[@Nixiewya]

I feel like you could take out "everything" and "about" from the title, and the title still makes perfect sense

[@LalleMangaming]

totally agree with all, most sad is had this week was, scav kills me also a scav couple of times a day. And aimbot shootyouintheheadonetap scavs.

[@Lokigutansiturol]

"Hey man can I ask you a question ?" Let's just say I got afree backpack

[@janosbalog7769]

I never had the problem that i was friendly and got betrayed.....because im not friendly

[@ewgentor]

The most annoying thing for me is that Nikita thinks his game is realistic and every shooting goes from cover to cover and when he understands it's not true he tries to enforce you to play how he wants by adding gun jams, inertia and other shitty (and untested) mechanics.

[@ehansultan]

I think that many of these changes are in good faith, but he lacks understanding of the nature of the gameplay.

[@Esotericism72]

Honestly the waiting 5+ minutes to load into a raid made me stop playing over a year ago. . . Every wipe, I try, then once that timer hits 3 minutes I'm turning it off and playing/doing something else.

[@mazdraith]

Start of wipe struggles trying to buy the stupid shotguns and the directors key. Then not having/finding quest keys.

[@AlpacaLover69]

Saw one vid and got addicted to this channel

[@angelboy1348]

walking around and having player scavs spawn right on top of you as a PMC is probably one of the worst things that has ever happened to me

[@texpo6777]

Getting slaughtered by your teammate after clearly identifying yourself.

[@ОлегКорнійчук-е1х]

Oh, the fucking fleshdrives. THE MOTHER FUCKING FLESHDRIVES. They are flashdriving me crazy. Together with shoreline.

[@kaleidoscopekaleidoscope9064]

pov you spawned into a lighthouse pmc raid, but its near the main road near that pound, and i got headshotted before i can control my character because bsg thought it would be funny to let lower end pc players load in the map later than others

[@ahealthkit2745]

The fact that you aren't granted invisibility + immortality while loading in is a huuuuuuge problem. Especially on Streets this wipe. Most scav players never load in at all.

[@Rosteg2406]

Reserve leading times are at around 45-55 minutes if you dare to play with a friend

[@ViroRads]

Bro my distrust with player scavs is so huge I would be treating them like the Atlanta police to some mildly tanned individual 💀

[@shawnwinters2836]

I actually just lost a FLIR and extremely expensive kit after getting "Server Connection Lost" while looting stuhrman in the Sawmill. The immediate raid afterwards, I lost another full kit to the same connection lost issue. It happens so much, it's almost unplayable now.

[@nabu4679]

„kill 3 PMC‘s with pistol“

[@arthendrikjoandi7200]

Killa never spawning at the start is from personal experience i presume

[@kpmh2001]

Legit excited to see you upload!

[@Mastermind0000]

This is fucking brilliant, keep them coming mate

[@billlhooo6485]

Long wait time to load into a match and waiting for other.

[@moist_mike8113]

Thats why i play SP tarkov. I loved the game when it first arrived and my friends and I loved playing it. Deaths at the time didnt mean much to us because we were having fun. But as time went on and updates after update kept changing the game for the worst. On top of that the hack problem makes the game unplayable. The amount of time you have to pour into the game just doesnt appeal to me anymore.

[@ViroRads]

This honestly, but you need to use a couple of mods to make it less empty.

[@moist_mike8113]

@@ViroRads yes true

[@WoolTexas]

Lmfao I died to a player scav offering to do the extract on the exact same map down to the exact room as in

[@pielabanana]

Having no way to see where your teammates are. So every time you go to get into a firefight. You hesitate or your friends shoot you?

[@ahmadmansour3492]

As an experienced tarkov traitor I can tell even the French and more traitors then me so don’t truc any French sounding person unless he is from Belgium they are nice people

[@harrythegreat21person63]

Shooting someone like 22 times and it not killing them. Or also doing that and reading the death screen saying “shots hit 2” whether it be due to de-sync, your mag having fake ammo in it due to a bug, or straight up a skill issue it’s very frustrating.

[@oleksiizamaraiev4708]

What about mid-raid game crashing for no reason. And when you reconnect your pmc is dead. And it says that no one killed you.

[@trenth7749]

I once died at 0.3s left on gate 3 extract from a bunch of bleeds. I nearly put a hole in my wall

[@gho5thitman388]

My shortest raid was last wipe... 3 seconds. Had 3, 4 second raids too

[@michalnebesky791]

Do you actually get desync this wipe? To me it feels like its pretty good, almost liek csgo good. But we got rubberbanding so yeah.

[@ahealthkit2745]

If you are experiencing rubberbanding, then you are experiencing dsync. Also have had multiple fights go down where I've seen bullets hit and blood fly off from a shot enemy, only to die and discover that apparently I only hit them once. They're body wasn't where their hitboxes were, apparently.

[@michalnebesky791]

@@ahealthkit2745 Rubberbanding refers to lagspikes when you lose conection to server and your actions are null and you get teleported back. Desync refers to desynchronizating enemy player model on server and on your client at 100% of time not just some time. I tested it with my friend account and there was like 80ms delay on shot fired thats almost like csgo and 3x better than apex legends and ppl call that competetive game. Iam central eu region what is yours? It always seems to me from streams that us server are garbage. Idk how long do you play this game but delay on kills and getting killed before you eaven see enemy peak was common occurance few years back. Edit:also i have fiber optic internet, 500$ motherboard and microtik router that could be factor too

[@AndreasMnck]

When the game takes inspiration from Edge of Tomorrow and sends you back in time before you built your gun with all the useless stuff you're hoarding inside rigs and bags. Perhaps that movie was the inspiration for the game. As you, with Tom Cruise efficiency, buy another stupid Ushanka and shotgun for the most annoying quest in Tarkov.

[@davidjpeacock]

There are way too many quests that make scavs and pmcs trick each other. Literally can't trust anyone to the point I turned off VoIP so I don't get hoodwinked anymore. Can't hear you nah nah nah.

[@armasxd]

Rule 3 in tarkov: Don't trust anybody

[@bbbbbbb51]

Some of the best experiences you can have in the game are when you do trust people though. You just have to listen to tell if they sound like a dayz/rust player.

[@gagekellstrom3978]

@@bbbbbbb51 exactly. making a friend is worth more than any loot, if I die in the process, always another raid to be had. and another wipe to try. I always lay my loot and life on the line for Randoms constantly just for the fun of it.

[@bbbbbbb51]

@@gagekellstrom3978 I love scavving reserve trying to find a pmc who wants to coop. Let me save you from d2, my friend

[@ahealthkit2745]

Spawning on Woods and having Outskirts as an extract. :) Better hope you can take the v-extract before the 5 man who just spawned at outskirts kills Shturman and your hopes of leaving the raid!

[@TheHeinrich7]

Dont forget the Medical questline bugs where you dont get any Xp cant Place Items or any Quest rewards ;)

[@jonnytree8972]

I mean poor audio kills me more than cheaters , Desync , and my skill issue combined.

[@shaetteb1272]

I know this sounds stupid but for the grenade proning out will save you from most of the shrapnel one landed 4 feet from me I just flattened I took a lot of damage but survived the blast and died fighting on my 2 feet

[@XordusChannel]

My little problem is Bosses of tarkov I mean like, I got jaeger quest for killing all bosses, and they are not spawning when I'm playing on pmc, but if I going on something like Shoreline to do Punisher or Peacekeeper quests, like headshots with shotguns, that retarted "sanitar" will spawn with 100% spawn rate, so infuriating

[@el_floppo9159]

Joeydope uploads, it's a good day

[@m1y938]

The John Wick scav named Dzhonatan(Jonathan)

[@freshdachs6200]

1:43 they were french. wth did you expect?

[@Swoiny]

ikr, he even did the "uhhh" sound which should be an instant kill

[@butcher6041]

Never trust the French, stimpee taught me that

[@enricopucci5165]

4:39 this but every grenade lands on your feet because esp exists

[@potato_demon]

one word: Jaeger

[@shadown1595]

I'm surprised noone mentioned the raid alarm on reserve

[@AllTheOthers]

Definitely should've included cheaters. My deaths were disproportionately max level cheaters.

[@igorbrown3756]

4 days into wipe, there's max lvl pmc wiping the map every single raid

[@stavros6969]

how do you even forget to heal ? there is literally a big warning before you load into a raid

[@GotMudkips]

Subbed for the RuneScape reference. ❤

[@theblxmedude]

OMG NEW UPLOAD NO WAY SO COOL LIL BRO

[@ScRiLeD]

That was aweseome. Keep it up brother.

[@kungfuhustlefan25]

the fact tarkov devs decided they're gonna make their massive realism focused extraction shooter on fucking unity with so much spaghetti code its too late to go back and try it on unreal or literally anything else keeps me from going to sleep at night

[@MaxingThePayne]

Majority of quests going on Shoreline which is terribly designed?

[@inreisen]

Tbh, if loading screen times reduced + if we were still able to use our stash while in a loading screen, I wouldn’t be this tilted. I hate Tarkov’s loading screens and I hate building another loadout from scratch. I know they added loadout presets but that’s… too detailed like I don’t want to register my whole secure container into that loadout preset because I have different Doc Cases and Keytools for each map and I may have different loadout in my secure container. Instead of complete loadout presets we should’ve had a system similar to gun presets. We don’t need to save it we just want to load ourselves. Like modding a gun, we should’ve geat ourselves because loadout presets are fixed presets. If you registered a Ulach Helmet alongside with a TV-110 Armored Rig, you must use them there is no alternatives because it’s fixed. It must’ve been like: You see yourself in that loadout screen, you choose your head and you see all Helmets in the game(like you see all the mods in the modding screen, you don’t have them but you see them so you can choose them to use and buy them. You choose your Thorax and you choose Rigs and Armors. That’s easy and simple right? But nah! I don’t know how they messed up with the loadout presets. It’s too detailed and fixed.