Just find salewas, GA's and morphine in the first raid - then you won't have any problems. Pestily taught me that. And Therapist can just keep being the nice woman who looks like my grandma. Less than three to the community -
@god5428 Жыл бұрын
guys, I've figured it out. She isn't a therapist, she is THE-RAPlST.
@Waadad279 Жыл бұрын
What an amazing moment, great stuff, better content
@quik478 Жыл бұрын
she literally IS a therapsit in the pure meaning of that word, it's just in msot of the cases people forget to add 'psycho-'@@joeydope
@F.M671 Жыл бұрын
Therapist is the best unhealthcare provider out there.
@Schrodingers_kid Жыл бұрын
Harmacist
@kaleidoscopekaleidoscope9064 Жыл бұрын
i mean she heals you 50% expensiver than a grizzly its alright
@commanderfoxtrot Жыл бұрын
Still better than American health care.
@F.M671 Жыл бұрын
@@commanderfoxtrot oh no. This is gonna start a shitstorm I can feel it.
@commanderfoxtrot Жыл бұрын
@@F.M671 Best get your umbrella if you're gonna go walking through it.
@DRaytheSPY Жыл бұрын
That gas analyzer explanation quite literally hit me in my soul.
@dannylojkovic5205 Жыл бұрын
Dude, I can’t find the 3rd Salewa I need. I’m guessing those boys will start falling from the sky once I get that 😂
@MonTheTrader Жыл бұрын
@@dannylojkovic5205dental and vet on streets has em all the time
@dannylojkovic5205 Жыл бұрын
@@MonTheTrader I got it a couple days ago. Now I need the gas analyzers and found those quickly to be honest. I still think Therapist is a sociopath though, and I am merely her humble servant
@toma1 Жыл бұрын
After I did my Salewa quest, I found 4 Salewas in the raid after I completed the quest
@pizzapop3023 Жыл бұрын
when u eventually do fence it should be the only trader u dont shit on as he is the only one doing anything to make peace in the world of tarkov
@nighthawk3305 Жыл бұрын
How so?, sorry if I sound ingorant, cuz im new to this game and don't know the lore.
@kingawsume Жыл бұрын
I found my 3 gas ans in 1 raid. The Factory Giveth, and The Factory Taketh Away.
@bukmar2715 Жыл бұрын
YES, do every trader, every map, love the vids and will continue loving em plus these vids could be a nice introduction to new people lmao
@paulherzog7858 Жыл бұрын
I'm binge watching your videos right now. They are so great, I just LOVE your delivery of all these jokes and the bittersweet and sarcastically wrapped truth behind stuff xD Keep the awesome quality!
@joeydope Жыл бұрын
Like the video you scoundrels. Not sure whether to do the rest of the traders, let me know below if you want more
@F.M671 Жыл бұрын
oh come on you know damn well Fence would be fucking hilarious. With all that scav and cheap labour jokes 😂. Aye clicked the thumb button as always
@Luzum Жыл бұрын
yes please do the other traders, this is pretty informative actually
@PobortzaPl Жыл бұрын
Do Peacekeeper, please. Drop in some Polish memes into it.
@Zesira Жыл бұрын
i love you
@F.M671 Жыл бұрын
@@PobortzaPl he already did.
@kpmh2001 Жыл бұрын
Binged all of your videos in a night. You're very underrated!
@MsHampsten Жыл бұрын
this video never gets too old
@glowyy606 Жыл бұрын
Man u deserve way more subscribers. Good content, keep it up!
@HenrySetagaGaming Жыл бұрын
these videos just hit right
@Grubusss Жыл бұрын
Ragman and Skier are both the only real homies that wont backstab the shit out of you.
@ToToSEAL Жыл бұрын
This wipe during first 3 Salewa first aid kit that I have to find for main quest from Therapist, she immediately offer me Salewas as daily quest rewards for killing 5 scavs in different ways for 3 days in a row. Easiest early Salewa run ever.
@Time4me2change Жыл бұрын
Im level 19 and havent beaten that quest yet, lul
@AverageOl Жыл бұрын
Gas ANALyser got me 😅😅
@AngryTheGnome Жыл бұрын
Therapist, or how most of my friend group calls her: "The-rapist", is the bane of my existence. Jager might be buttfuck insane with his requests, but at least his quest are something you might do without (too many) problems... except Relentless... dear lord
@Syphaxis Жыл бұрын
She ain't called TheRapist for nothing.
@Boringhuman420 Жыл бұрын
TheRapist is ruthless af fr lmao
@steiner4864 Жыл бұрын
i literally found 5 flash drives and 3 gas analyzers before i brought in the damn salewas
@ricsiwisz6895 Жыл бұрын
Keep it up man I really like your content! I hope you can reach your goals!
@gmclucy Жыл бұрын
I've already found all 3 gas analyzers but still need to find either two more salewas or vitamins for med station that i haven't seen once all wipe
@hayhay2640 Жыл бұрын
Im always cursed about 1 or 2 items this wipe its salaywas and first aid kits and you can imagine ive had to unlock the flee to even start therapists quests.
@harrison358 Жыл бұрын
These are amazing!
@sponjboub Жыл бұрын
bro speaking fact🗣
@gansior4744 Жыл бұрын
I havent found a single Salewa this wipe. All were crafted
@PorkRollActual Жыл бұрын
the daddyofive reference i'm fucking DEAD
@grelter9510 Жыл бұрын
YESSSS THE DAY HAS COME
@PhongPilot0402 Жыл бұрын
I fucking love these type of videos
@theninjagamer5632 Жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY JUST SOLD THE GAS ANALYZER EARLIER TODAY AND NOW I HAVE TO FIND 3 FOR THE QUESTS?
@HourRomanticist Жыл бұрын
I got my three gas anys before I got any of the 2 quests that needed them lol. Lucky af.
@kukajin9560 Жыл бұрын
i have been saying to my friends for 3 years that having another quest of the same item, actaully DOUBLE, right after needing one is just bad design and they keep telling me to cope lmao
@ignatz2 Жыл бұрын
at least you can collect them in advance, the task to kill reshala unlocking the task to kill his guards is much worse.
@user-it6jd1sb6k Жыл бұрын
It is all about feeling being punched in the dick!
@brittlespy9083 Жыл бұрын
Therapist is the personification of “babe it’s 4PM time to crush your balls” meme
@hutchthelynx Жыл бұрын
banger puns, subbed
@AllTheOthers Жыл бұрын
I honestly usually find 3 or 4 gas ans before i get the task. Even now that I play mostly SPT.
@Angelboyalbe Жыл бұрын
love the vids!
@studderist Жыл бұрын
still havent fount a single salewa kit in raid yet 💯🔥
@AshoSpeedTheKing Жыл бұрын
theres a reason why general sam called her the rapist
@mone4988 Жыл бұрын
Your channel is gold mate keep it up
@AnnieBee43 Жыл бұрын
i love love loooove these videos so much
@ThePunisher_88 Жыл бұрын
It's not Therapist. It's TheRapist.
@alexandermccabe556 Жыл бұрын
wait her name is therapist i was reading it wrong this whole time thinking it was a reference to difficulty of finding gas analyzers
@Scrilian Жыл бұрын
Finally, some fucking content
@tempesta7338 Жыл бұрын
LOL therapist is traumatizing you for her to charge you later trying to help you get by with your PTSD its a Win Win for her
@FourthExile Жыл бұрын
Shortage and Sanitary Standards are such terrible ways to begin the wipe
@JayeBesa Жыл бұрын
Sudden do5 haha shit give me giggles
@misterhuman895 Жыл бұрын
joseph mengele never did any brutal experiments on anybody lol
@Ur_Laggin Жыл бұрын
bro at this point they should call this game Escape From Shoreline
@O-Pringle-O Жыл бұрын
i got lucky and found 3 gas analysers in like 20 raids xD
@goodlifer_exe Жыл бұрын
I found all 3 gas analysers in one raid
@bryantraveling Жыл бұрын
Great video frl. I watch more
@Exonic_ Жыл бұрын
ahaha great video mate!
@trathanstargazer6421 Жыл бұрын
At least she isn't Jaeger. Not a high bar but still!
@stonefree4694 Жыл бұрын
Bros talking about the moral issues in tarkov
@Jack_Falco Жыл бұрын
0121 boys do it best.
@kaleidoscopekaleidoscope9064 Жыл бұрын
i think you forgot about decontamination service
@dannylojkovic5205 Жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, what is with all of the traders hating scavs so much? When you think about it, aren’t the mercenaries more responsible for all of the chaos going on? The scavs are mainly just civilians or former military looking for supplies
@crankyhead1089 Жыл бұрын
Atleast she pays well
@jeremiahwebb6658 Жыл бұрын
Solid funny video, please do Prapor next.
@SuperSuchties Жыл бұрын
I saw this on pestily's stream
@sindicite3566 Жыл бұрын
im in tears laughing lmao bruhhh
@holthuizenoemoet591 Жыл бұрын
I think she got inspired by the USA health care industrie
@commanderfoxtrot Жыл бұрын
Oh, she gives you food alright. Probably stuff on the verge of finally hitting the end-of-shelf-life, but yeah, sure, "food." _You don't actually eat that stuff, do you?_
@Erenzilable Жыл бұрын
She's Elvira Khabibulina (aelveera khabeebully-nuh), not Alvira Kaboobleenah
@le0sk5 Жыл бұрын
TheRapist
@crappytoast2441 Жыл бұрын
I found a morphine almost every raid last wipe, this wape came and all the morphine is gone, just like my sanity.
@lukk4848 Жыл бұрын
Cool vid, the tasks were pretty easy tbh
@moriopl6176 Жыл бұрын
bRO TALIKING Gibberish for the first few seconds of the vid? 0:00 - 0:06
@Littleman_1 Жыл бұрын
Nah he is just speaking the British language
@tonyblairs1888 Жыл бұрын
I play 5 hours doesnt found my last salewa right now i am thinking why i play this 😂😂😂
@Clericyyy Жыл бұрын
Put a space between the the in therapist
@markmasu Жыл бұрын
no wonder shes called the rapist
@meetingdisc Жыл бұрын
im level 20 and still looking for morphine
@nkevin6928 Жыл бұрын
i hate the rapist get your own sparkplugs
@rogueparagon9952 Жыл бұрын
I'm yet to find a single salewa. I want to die
@su1t0n11 Жыл бұрын
Go woods at the medical camp, and check the airplane crash, that s how I found 2 of them in one raid
@edyslavico3761 Жыл бұрын
Craft them with the car kits. That's how I got it done.
@NaderinZim Жыл бұрын
Med Camp is really busy, I would suggest Reserve at Night, it has multiple spawns and medical crates, just remember to only bring a big rig and go through Sewer Manhole, since D2 always has an extract camper.
@rogueparagon9952 Жыл бұрын
@@NaderinZim thanks I'll give it a go. Haven't been reserve yet this wipe. Every PMC I've come across is in tier 4+ armor it's been real hard getting through honestly
@irakatski Жыл бұрын
Skill issue honestly
@Black-Phoenix Жыл бұрын
I just did the first 2 quest of the Therapist and I've lost all my starter gear and my sanity so cool for my second wipe might just not play
@hotdogvonpaule2686 Жыл бұрын
run your scav
@txwn_ Жыл бұрын
go scav factory loot extract then wait for scav again go again ez
@NaderinZim Жыл бұрын
Gas Ans' and Salewas are mostly found on Reserve, the Tech room close to the medical building has Gas Ans', and Salewas on the Medical Building, so if you run Reserve at Night, you can find them in less than 10 or so, it took me 5 raids because I found 2 Gas Ans, 1 Salewa, and 1 Ishkra in the same raid.
@Black-Phoenix Жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the help but I've already played 800+ hours from last wipe, it's just that I'm just sick of tarkov but I do find the game very cool and on its own class. Just that I've stop playing so much games every day an put for effort into life and can't be bothered spending so much time into tarkov just to lose sanity.
@retroree5 Жыл бұрын
I usually call her the rapist for a reason
@ignatz2 Жыл бұрын
Seeing your views be this nice after just 6 hours fills my balls with happy chemicals
@dancheese3 Жыл бұрын
That is too funny xDD !
@ruhlsbeste5514 Жыл бұрын
Bro I didnt understand a word in the first 5 seconds
@PvtMartin78 Жыл бұрын
How is it that everyone always messes up her name? It's, "the rapist," get it right, people!
@suspiciousfish1854 Жыл бұрын
my name jeoy i like itnerchange and i am scared of women because i love interhange