EVIL BABY SITTING SIMULATOR IS BACK!

[@aupi175]

Daz: "I remember this game so well" Also Daz: *forgot every jumpscare*

[@noonoo4503]

God bless everyone

[@iwantcrumpets]

@ᑎᗩᖇYᗩ GEᖇᗩᑎ💌 stop being weird

[@LOLAPLAYS100]

Lol

[@RxtFlesh]

@Aubrey Torr or he forgot

[@nctzen_dazzler3716]

@Aubrey Torr No

[@tiawilcox2077]

“he’s looking at me like im looking at him. we’re looking at each other the same” that quote will never get old 😂

[@4idk2man0]

im the one reply that isn't a bot :))))

[@derpydevilolidk]

@@4idk2man0 same here

[@STIclinic]

8/10 of your comments are bots

[@4idk2man0]

@@STIclinic ikr lol

[@-belue-6697]

Same energy as... "I AM HIM!...HE IS ME!...WE ARE ONE!"

[@phoenixthefirst5983]

14:53 "you're so cute, you're gonna DIE IN A VENT" -Daz 2022

[@y0ur_l0cal_alt_girl86]

Lol

[@amara_666]

OMG that whole little song was the best - how Daz was making the baby dance while singing?! I'm crying from laughing so much! Edit: had to include where it starts - 14:45

[@StillaMarls]

@@amara_666i hope theres a hard stuff at the bottom! -daz

[@T_Abbi]

Daz: “I’m an experienced horror game veteran” Also Daz: “what the hell is that?”

[@annikaliz8131]

@Pete Harrison sus

[@devilalfieD_A]

A possessed p child

[@N0vaB0ba398]

@@annikaliz8131 wut

[@Dr-wb8yn]

I Love how he immediately calls the baby shitbag 😂

[@TriSummers]

What the fuck is actually wrong with these bots! 😭

[@at1ny]

Daz: Did you take it? Baby: *lifts it and it disappears* Daz: I’m gonna sell you. On the black market.

[@leah.middleheart]

hahah

[@isabellesworld6373]

?

[@tvc7964]

Daz:"this game might be familiar to veteran dazzlers" Me:"wait does this mean I'm now accomplished in life?"

[@tvc7964]

@PuppycatPanics my actual thoughts

[@cessnacitation-x]

how many fucking spam bots

[@charlesholmes3415]

Lol

[@theaveragejoe7966]

Why are there so many bots?

[@charlesholmes3415]

@@theaveragejoe7966 cause when you release a video they will appear for a while

[@hyukaexplosion]

12:40: this has to become one of the most iconic daz lines of all time

[@sabade.]

Couldnt breath😭🤣

[@Lillyawood]

My grade 5 music teacher in a nutshell:

[@hyukaexplosion]

@@Lillyawood PLSSS

[@EternalRiver90]

@@Lillyawood 😂😂😂😂

[@jellychxn5275]

«HAHA ENJOY MOZART YOU FUCK»

[@heather7033]

Daz as a therapist : *this baby just needs a good talk!* Also daz as a sitter: *STOP BEING EVIL YOU LITTLE SHIT*

[@BlessGodMinistry]

Hello. I have something important to tell you The bible makes it clear that God is holy. This holy God holds a perfect moral standard. Sadly, we have all fallen very short of that standard(Romans 3:23). The penalty for sin/imperfection is Hell(Revelation 21:8). Thankfully the bible also says that God is rich in mercy and grace. That is why He sent His perfect Son to die on a cross to save us from our sin. You and I broke God's law, but Jesus paid our fine. Then Jesus rose from the dead, 3 days later, thus defeating death! (John 3:16-18) "He that believeth in the Son hath everlasting life; and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abideth on him.” John 3:36 "But God commendeth His love toward us in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8

[@-_.Angelic._-]

AYO we don’t need the whole bible astufilah

[@N0vaB0ba398]

@@BlessGodMinistry ok

[@anneliese8131]

@@-_.Angelic._- ok if you dont belive in god rude

[@-_.Angelic._-]

Bro shut up I’m Muslim of course I believe in god but daz doesn’t and he doesn’t need the whole bible in his comment section

[@gabriella2024]

Game: get the bottle from the fridge Daz: I am going to get the bat from the basement

[@payton1339]

I am going to get my wand, and head to hogwarts with you 😌

[@randomfun8531]

Daz : “I hate that baby, every time I throw it across the room I feel joy” Also daz : singing rockabye baby Edit: thanks for the likes!

[@tdfan.]

i read this just as he sang it 😂

[@norix5155]

💀

[@warrior_girl_6837]

@@tdfan. same lmao 😂

[@tdfan.]

@@warrior_girl_683712:15 ROCKABYE BABY, ROCKABYE, IM GONNA LOVE YA. ROCKABYE BABY, DONT YA CRYYY!! *2 Seconds Later* AUEGHHHH, PiPeS!! Classic...

[@imobsessed818]

Shame

[@BigFanOfManyThings]

“There’s more to life than being evil. You can just suck your thumb and be normal.” - Daz, 2022

[@CheZGamesOfficial]

When Daz uploads I get under the covers and eat pizza in the dark

[@tmdragonguy7767]

Who doesn't?

[@ellacox7733]

literally me rn

[@katehalasz5069]

The bots in this reply section 👁️👄👁️

[@Shortcake8399]

I think we’ve allll at least done that once!😂

[@Ninissv]

Yess bc some times when he post it be daylight n I be like yeah no n cover up😭

[@Definitelynotryan17]

Game: take baby to bed Baby: starts flying Daz: HITLER!!!

[@holyknightnumberone9484]

SE heil baby

[@mckenziemiller8796]

Daz: "I remember this game so well" Also Daz: "did that happen last time"

[@rtWithMe]

This game showed us how Daz operated as a parent with his daughter. Now it makes sense how she turned out so sweet! 😊

[@kontrykat6245]

sarah is so freakin sweet and she is my age

[@zmbieboi.102]

I love how Daz and Sarah have the same gen z personality haha💚🐊

[@HaIcHaIi]

His daughter is sweet BUT DAZ IS A FUCKING REBLE

[@y0ur_l0cal_alt_girl86]

How is that sweet pls tell me u meant it as a joke 💀💀💀💀

[@brinaskore]

@@y0ur_l0cal_alt_girl86 obviously. r u slow?

[@s0aringsky550]

Daz: *brings baby upstairs* Also Daz: “HIIIITTTTTLLLLEEERRRR”

[@tarawilson2353]

lol🤣🤣🤣

[@Clauh_stvr]

Lollll

[@blaketapping5899]

Daz: "with baby's you gotta be really careful" a few minutes later he tried to put him through a basketball hoop😂

[@crying4nalani]

Daz: *almost at the exit* “That was so easy-“ The baby: am I a joke to you?

[@AgentE1Games]

😑

[@Thehuntingdogss]

7:40 '' exorcise it I JUST KILLED IT '' Daz just gives the funniest quotes XD

[@abigailmichalkowski5851]

3:50 "I'm gonna drop kick you next door and they live 10 blocks away. Night!" LOL

[@angelaniette9658]

Lol

[@lana_jonck]

I honestly think that having Daz as a babysitter would really be cool and funny💀

[@jifaraata9668]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@payton1339]

“Yup. Yup. He’s fine, he’s just playing. “ I bet daz, I really bet.

[@paprikaeater]

I love your pfp

[@darin9287]

14:09 is the most iconic daz quote ever

[@Cryst4l_cr0wn]

“I’m gonna sell ✨ u😍 on the black 🖤 market‼️”

[@lana_jonck]

Daz: "Oh i'm sorry, did I drop you?" also Daz: "I don't give a shit" 😭

[@jifaraata9668]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@penguinbaby1179]

lol 😂

[@wolfer9203]

"baby cries" Daz:"Ahh sorry, did I drop u, i don't give a sht"😂 "Daz puts baby to sleep" Daz:"night dont let the devil bite"😭😂

[@MilkyWayyMagic]

Daz: "Who's a little baby- you so cute" Also Daz: " *DIE IN A VENT* "

[@am_eliax]

The fact he tells us everything and doesn’t go like “oh I love this child… yea” 😂

[@Cormierdamaris50]

I’ve started watching daz for a while I’m glad I discovered him he’s so freaking hilarious 😁

[@daltonstephens]

he really is 😂

[@lvxesx]

PLS THE RANDOM MUSIC WHEN THE BABY WAS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF-

[@kaceyjaccs4725]

"yk with normal baby's you must be very careful!" proceeds to smash baby into wall

[@jifaraata9668]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@jasminedipasqua3514]

Daz: “Hurry up, hurry..” *Small jumpscare* Daz: “UP!”

[@abbismith7859]

10:35 Daz: “Give me the key you little” Me: “Knew he was gonna say it”

[@blastsun1347]

"Sit on the TV and watch the sofa" Best.line.ever

[@payableondeath9091]

💀🤣

[@VentiX_Xslays]

Yes✨💀

[@daniellebainbridge4556]

I love how it's February and the Christmas decorations are still up in this game 😂😂

[@drrose8656]

@ᑎᗩᖇYᗩ GEᖇᗩᑎ💌 ok no way this is a real person like you took the time to type all of that she and for what ? NOTHING

[@TheRealL0VER]

@@drrose8656 its a bot

[@raeleighsavage6479]

12:21 when he started singing 😭🤣😂

[@Cryst4l_cr0wn]

ROCKABYE BABÆY‼️🗣️🔥

[@MEMEMEME-p3v]

Rock a bye baby rock a bye I’m gonna love you rock a bye baby don’t you cry🔥🗣️❗️⁉️

[@shaunaleigh8260]

Daz arguing with a child for 23 minutes= GREAT CONTENT!

[@nocarinqu]

@La Catrina exactly

[@shybugz1616]

scare list: 3:13 : strange voice 3:52 : doors 4:27 : door slams 4:33 : more voices 5:12 : things start flying?? 5:24 : lights flicker and the baby looks satanic 6:42 : tentacles in a dark hall 7:18 : (jump scare) baby turns into Lucifer himself 8:09 : (jump scare) happens again 8:20 : more tentacles 8:28 : the baby is possessed again 9:58 : elevator starts shaking 10:29 : a very disturbing way to lock a door? 15:19 : a very satanic scene 15:47 : the baby can fly and the screen starts shaking 15:52 : he morphs into a big mummy spider looking thing 16:30 : he pops out of the corner 17:12 : door slams 17:23-17:55 : he flies out of a door multiple time 18:06 : door slams 18:11 : (jump scare) glitches with his face 18:21 : happens again 19:09 : a big tv with his satanic face on it?? 19:26 : door slams 19:43 : loud noises 19:55-20:00 : disturbing sounds 20:06 : (jump scare) 20:55 : a weird creature pops up from a corner 21:07 : (jump scare) barges through a door in a very satanic costume:) 21:53 : his head pops out of nowhere- 22:22 : a tiny glitch scare hope this helped anyone:)))

[@woefuldoll]

Thank you!!

[@Jenn-W]

You are a legend for this list 🙌🏽

[@drrose8656]

Pls we need more ppl like you in the world I don’t stand horror games they make me shit myself thank you but still the jump scares still hits me though I know when they will pop on

[@sarastanley2284]

You are a lifesaver for this

[@ro_orr]

THANK YOU LIKE YOU LITRALLY SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

[@tallartistyy]

omg i laughed so hard when Daz said "i hope there is hard stuff at the bottom" 🤣

[@Pocket18]

14:55 absolutely took me out "I hope there's hard stuff at the bottom" XD

[@347mariaa]

THE BEST OF DAZ IN THIS GAME “STOP GETTING OUT OF BED,”3:34 “If you move one more time, im gonna drop-kick you next door and they live 10 blocks away”3:42 “I hit children, i will hit a child im not messin 3:59 “those eyes? I’ll slap em out your skull.” 4:03 “should of done that to HITLERAAAH” 8:08 “he’s settled himSELF AH” 8:18 “yep. yep. He’s fine, he’s just playing.” 8:27 “MEN’S WEAR hehe” 9:52 “HAHAHAHA ENJOY MOZART,YA FUCK 12:40 “I’m out this bitch” 12:44 “have some watermelon,like I give a shit” 12:45 “oh for ffs, not this again * sigh * 14:02 “ im gonna sell you on the black market 14:10 “im gonna ram a mop up your ars- *fuse pops* 14:37 “Lalala fawk you 😃” 16:51 “BUT I AM AN EXPERIENCED HORROR GAME VETERAN and what the hell is that- 17:00 “What realm is this? Jesus Christ, I’m getting pleasure out of that,little shit.” 17:34 “I ain’t gonna put you in your cot, no,im going throw you off the fucking edge” 20:34 “bye. * stares into the baby’s eyes * 20:40 “Coward,yeah, yeah cowards are great 👍🏼✨😃” 21:45 * moment of realisation * o-m-f-g” 21:53 -Daz Games 2022

[@NevaehVincelette]

you will notie these all happen i a span of one minute

[@miacisnerosjordan3912]

THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT WE NEEDED:))))

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

“I’m gonna sell you on the black market” had me dead

[@347mariaa]

@@miacisnerosjordan3912 HAHAHA

[@347mariaa]

@@updated_autopsy_report1 SAMEE

[@lauryndybdahl6506]

OMG HAHAHA AT 2:27 “ night! Don’t let the devil bite!” I started laughing so hard 💀

[@lana_jonck]

Normal people: "Goodnight don't let the bedbugs bite" Daz: "Night..don't let the devil bite" 😭

[@jifaraata9668]

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 Exclusive for *nude-datting.online* He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Girls is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Girls.#垃圾

[@Maxten6]

R/im14andthisisdeep

[@bingbong7928]

Nobody: Daz: “ IF YOU GET UP AGAIN IM GOING TO DROP KICK YOU TO THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE” Thank you for the 25 likes☺️

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

14:45 This is the best thing I've seen all year.

[@barkgrowl]

i love how daz just laughs when abusing a child.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Because it's a demonic baby, not the regular kind of child..

[@sarahbaggott673]

*chucks child at wall* ‘…yeah he can breathe’😭

[@jayvix]

Can someone tell me the game name

[@caligonzalez6002]

@@jayvix the baby in yellow i think

[@kabbit_riboi3832]

14:45 footage of daz being a good father versus: being a dad to the baby in yellow 14:56

[@theancientmage1426]

@aulia👇🔞 go away

[@quinsnyder3403]

I want Daz to make a skit of this baby as a teen or an adult while it's at therapy. This brings my void where a soul should be so much joy

[@anerd6825]

agreed.

[@jennicka]

“Yup. He’s fine. He’s just playing” 8:30 😂😭

[@LydiaM13]

Does anyone else love his hat 🧢

[@x.strawberrix.x8877]

12:16 ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE ED SHEERAN COULDN’T

[@maxhewett3545]

5:53. “Chill on the tv, watch the sofa”. Good one daz. Good one 😂😂😂

[@DuckScrims51223]

"Being A Baby Sitter Is Easy" Seconds later "If They're Not Possesed Of The Satan Himself" 4:21

[@EthanTucky16]

Daz can make any horror game funny 😂

[@yurigacha990]

I loved when Daz said “let’s chill on the TV and watch the sofa” 😂 and if you don’t believe me go to 5:47

[@zuzannasuzy8816]

Oh my😂😂

[@obvs_ronii.x]

HAHAHA! I love how he never hesitates to abuse the child 😂😂

[@stenchmaster4586]

5:47 “chill out on tv and watch sofa” 😂

[@katieturner1644]

‘chill on tv, watch sofa’ 05:23

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Daz: “I hate that baby, everytime I throw it across the room I feel joy” Also Daz: *sings Rockabye baby* And all the crying and trying to console the baby is very accurate because I have a son myself lol but he’s not a demon lol

[@mackenziebaughman5903]

I would hope not 😂

[@suzannemccone4682]

I laughed so hard when daz acted so sweet to the baby then put it down a vent 😆🤣

[@LilyDougherty-s2p]

12:13 Daz - is that a lullaby? Also Daz- *continues to sing rockabye baby* 😭

[@DiaMai]

Daz: “I will drop kick you to the neighbours “ Me: “DAZ DID YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER”

[@y0ur_friendly_l0cal_cl0ud]

7:50 "Yeah I had the same face when I saw your @$$ mate" 😂😂

[@dynaxcp]

I played this game a few months ago and it really has more updates by now! You should play it, because the new updates is AWESOME

[@kaitlynncarson1122]

“Chill out on tv and watch sofa, couldn’t be any easier” Sure Daz because that makes total sense

[@TStark-pg7oy]

Daz, it’s unlikely your gonna see this but I just wanna say I really love your content, and it’s the only channel that constantly makes me laugh. Thanks.

[@Liz-mn2sx]

Daz in the game: Picks up Record player Daz in 4 seconds: ROCKABYE BABY-

[@cravensravens]

7:56 My grandma about my 4 yr old nephew: "I can't get him to settle down" Me: "He just needs a good talking to. STOP BEING EVIL!! STOP BEING EVIL!!!"

[@Astronimus123]

3:59 Sarah: 👁👄👁

[@XxSammyxX91]

My mum- awww that baby looks cute 🥰 Me- OH MUM YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HES CAPABLE OF❤️

[@e.6335]

*i just stopped crying after seeing this notification, I'm feeling much better now, thanks daz😊*

[@BexH95]

Hope you feel better ♥ sending dazzling hugs xx

[@e.6335]

@@BexH95 thank you sweetie!

[@yourwoahnanana5358]

When he plays games; his commentary is actually hilarious.

[@AgentE1Games]

Yeah, how else do you think he got this large of a following? Your just randomly stating the obvious at this point lmao

[@lolapiotrowski3913]

Daz : I remember this game so much also Daz :fogeting every hump scare

[@brinaskore]

u copied someone's comment

[@nicolachambers9409]

The.fuck? Jump scare??😐

[@butterflyeffect6791]

Daz: now with a baby you need to gentle. Also Daz: Yeets the child, insults it, hits it, basically everything but gentle. Well it is a demon.

[@angeldixon3809]

I think daz would be that one sensible person in a horror movie, as soon as something scary happens he's out of there quickly XD

[@amyy9877]

5:47 ’chill on TV and watch sofa’ Ah yes my favourite pass time

[@thinksden8005]

8:46 just killed me like the music

[@Lotto15719]

I lost it when the baby kept being like ejected out of the doors 🤣

[@Ryoku_Darling]

Admit it, we are all jealous of daz's singing

[@maryknudson9265]

14:15 = the entire world when they realized lockdown was not just a 2 week break from school and work.

[@some_guy383]

1:40 “alright that’s new” 😂

[@dantheman3375]

12:41 “enjoy Mozart ya fuck” This got me 😭

[@0vrflow]

I'm not the only 1 who hear daz scream hitler right in 8:07

[@rooboofu7982]

No XD

[@onyx_toons]

Me too

[@Marscotheman]

I did too

[@mae_bloom]

Same

[@luvxley_micxah]

Nah dw

[@ok-tt8cm]

I'm going through a really hard time at home with my mum yelling at me for everything i do, so i come to you to escape and you really help, you make me laugh and your videos actually help me get though, you're a real king.

[@mackenziebaughman5903]

I honestly know how you feel I have a stepmom that treats me worse than the dogs

[@graceharley6590]

7:18 When the baby started flying and popped up at the screen my soul left my body

[@Saint_Dan132]

Love to ya daz. I recall this game baby appearing in the room and stuff that was a laugh. Looking forward to seeing this. Hope you and the kid are safe and well. ( Your real child who you didn't drop or get possessed) And thanks again for the great content. Recently got alot of followers on tiktok and your vines enthusiasm has rubbed off on me as I look at how confident it made you and hopefully I will follow your example. From Glasgow with love🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤟💪

[@Saint_Dan132]

okay?

[@bingbong7928]

“I am going to leave you here to starve”😂

[@StephanieLavoy]

14:53 Daz: Singing you’re so cute, you’re so cute, you’re goNNA DIE IN A VENT!😂

[@chloehands7508]

Yessssss i love how he acts when he plays😂😂😂

[@kermitdefroge1014]

Nobody is talking abt 16:56 and it's arguably one of the funniest moments in this video 💀

[@claire20100]

4:06 “those eyes I will slap u out ur skull 💅”

[@Haileytheprincess08]

the dirty dancing joke: 16:38 lol

[@ProGamer-sc6vp]

Did anybody else catch the fact that in the top left corner at 12:57 it said "Damn, powers out." but the hallway light were still on?

[@pusheenrules2464]

They just meant the elevator……..i hope

[@Marscotheman]

aye

[@CakesAndStardust]

8:27 “Yep. He’s fine. Just playing” Baby: *is possessed*

[@cyberwolf367]

I don't remember the first time I watched his videos or how I even stumbled upon his content, but I'm very glad I did, he feels like a genuine friend and honestly the best dang person on KZbin, he's helped all of us with his videos made us laugh when we're feeling our worst and we don't have the courage or want to tell anyone, I feel like we can just click play and just have a good laugh and feel alot better, we all love you daz, I hope you get to see this comment

[@user-zr4uw7zr2q]

accurately said

[@RyanAesthetics]

8:57 Any Neffex fans in here? 🔥

[@JohnColzzHOld]

Yassss, me

[@RyanAesthetics]

@@JohnColzzHOld You my dude have a great taste in music.

[@JohnColzzHOld]

@@RyanAesthetics NF is the goat

[@Marscotheman]

never heard of em but that song sounds fire 🔥

[@RyanAesthetics]

@@Marscotheman Try listening to these songs of theirs : Fightback, go, cold, inside, never give up, best of me. Literally all of his songs are straight up 🔥

[@faehjort]

Daz: "I hate this child." Twitter: "And, scene."

[@River-ou8zh]

The fact that Daz doesn't even try to hide the hate he has for this child

[@Lucy-hs6np]

You know that Daz hates the baby when he tries to play slam dunk with it

[@uktv6064]

11:41 he went flying 😂