Evolved Mortaccio NEVER MOVE ONCE Challenge Turns Into A Bone Video in Vampire Survivors

[@ChronoChroma2572]

"Just because you think fart jokes are funny doesn't mean you want someone to poop on you" -Dex, 2023 // 23:15

[@Kay_Sea251]

No kink shaming... but...

[@hazeltree7738]

@@Kay_Sea251 That's a shit kink to have

[@der_floh]

The bone Videos always get me. This really felt like a back in the days Vampire Survivors video.

[@DexTag]

Bones have a special place in my heart. Especially heart bones. I love heart bones.

[@jorlipus5618]

Hart im deutschen Sinne

[@chaoschris8194]

I came here to subscribe to Dex's Bonely Fans.

[@philipmaiworm8074]

Does he Show big balls there ?

[@chaoschris8194]

@@philipmaiworm8074 Yes but NEVER blue.

[@randallbrock4533]

This guy gets it

[@remmeryrichiez5146]

That was well said 🤣

[@Alchemic09]

Yohohohohoho

[@TheDoctor10.0]

Your videos are always so informative and fun just due to your passion for it all. Thank you!

[@jorlipus5618]

The passion for boners and BDSM-Lifestories?

[@SanicStudios]

i've never heard a man go this deep into insanity over a bone

[@dralord1307]

The original Boning video is by far the best video I have ever seen on YT. DO not cut that stuff out !

[@Xsoskeleton]

"I dont need a woman in my life, i need pentagram" _proceeds to summon bone and ball creature with it_

[@xredgambit]

Nothing better than a video about boning.

[@MikeTolosa]

I would definitely attend your wedding with Pentagram and watch it turn into a Gorgeous Moon 🌚

[@DexTag]

I'll send out the invites!

[@anjahorsten8865]

26:12 Others: why do I not get any bitches Dex: I don't need that I have pantagramm

[@alyssakanonno7362]

These jokes are killing me and im 26 rofl, just your energy is making me laugh. I'm also female, but yet this is just hilarious when usually i cringe at the jokes. "I don't need a woman in my life, just pentagram.. Just delete me" Dex 2023

[@SEproducti0n]

Thank you for being youself, Dex. We love you!

[@LoliShepherd]

Also I'm glad you decided to keep in the random stuffs you say :v it keeps it more real

[@KillaNeo1337]

yay, never move challenge! Thanks Dex !

[@lucasplox]

Bro I have no idea what you're talking about half way in the video but damn I couldn't stop laughing ahah keep up the content my dude!

[@ZeroX252]

Godai Shuffle seems like it is the single highest DPS weapon in the game. Make sure to scale it the way the entry says to (duration, and amount = might) and it easily outperforms even victory sword. Also - Summon Night breaks if you go over 90% cooldown, the teeth only spawn on the left half of the screen. Not sure what's up with that.

[@markrolandlipata8516]

looking forward to your holocure run in 2 days xD

[@Kay_Sea251]

So... who's gonna show him the clips of Haachama?

[@Quingo400]

another video on Mortaccio fire bro keep up the great work. Also all most 65 k subs congrats :)

[@Oolong_Bagged]

Regardless of what you're talking about, the videos are more fun when you're having so much fun.

[@Aherpropro]

Bro I love your vidios. You are so unusual I mean even just listening to you talk the video is worth watching. First I discovered you because of I was looking for how to kill red death and now I watch you everyday.

[@MikeTolosa]

This video was HILARIOUS! I am not 29, but I definitely get the thing of having people not get or not have fun with silly jokes such as the 69 number anymore, and it is so great to see you laugh tons of them 😁😁

[@LoliShepherd]

That erasing pentagram joke was so good :v it made me laugh than cry lol

[@Shane-ur1rk]

Just dex on crack playing vampire survivors as i sit here laughing at him being silly drinking a cup of tea.

[@thegoldexperience8340]

cant wait for new holocure update

[@miirico5398]

Question concerning your video about the afk farming guide with Queen Sigma will that build work on other characters by any chance? (If you get lucky with the item drops.)

[@jackamole8627]

Dex tried this with you and the greatest jubilee is the king of no movement because without evolving it you can get magnets so no pentagram and no lost xp!

[@Quingo400]

65k subs congratulations dex👍

[@HobbyAddict52]

Dex, I’ve been playing this on mobile alot. Sometimes when i close my eyes, I see xp flying in from all sides! 😂

[@Arcticanine]

I'm really starting to like Goshadokuro, he's pretty cool.

[@Dimasaditprana]

there is new update for holocure on 10 February

[@TheRob10101]

with the amount of bone jokes im surprised why he didn't name the vid "Evolved Mortaccio NEVER MOVE ONCE Challenge i got boned : vampire survivors"

[@CeleViiGC]

Man you really had a bone to pick in this run

[@phoenixnk85]

dont you worry... turning 29 isnt the end... i gonna turn 38 in march... single for almost 6 years... you are just at the start of it all :P liebe Grüße :3

[@QuartzNova]

How would you approach what I call a "Random Bullshit, Go" build? I'm not talking about a single weapon, but all of the weapons that do NOT have evolutions; Bone, Cherry Bomb, Carrelo, Celestial Dusting, La Robba, and Greatest Jubilee. Obviously, Boogaloo of Illusions would be in there somewhere, but what else?

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

It has an evolution, but, the cats. The cat has to be in the build, so amidst the cchaos cats are running around and messing with items

[@BlaezaLite]

Stop complaining you are old now that you have turned 30! I'm 42 and you just made me feel old!

[@iAmStillNotCody]

Thanks for the reminder to subscribe. I actually do forget to sub to new channels all the time. Here's a comment and like as well.

[@duesenantrieb8272]

walking around with blue balls is actually increasing ones testosterone level ... so make of that what you want

[@nofxer]

Trust me, I'm fairly ahead of you age wise, and still have my moments. Getting older doesn't mean you need to -be- older, it just means you should have more ways to go about things... besides, it doesn't really kick in until the mid 30s anyway lol

[@menlover555]

best child friendly vampire survivors youtuber right here guys!!

[@DexTag]

To be fair - 70% of my audience is 25+ years old, 29% is 18-24 and only 1.4% is 13-17, so I feel comfortable with it :P

[@menlover555]

@@DexTag no, its 70% of your audience is 10 year olds on their parents accounts, 29% lied about their age and theyre actually just teens and the 1.4% are just 5 year olds on their siblings account

[@robertforshaw5128]

Love your videos

[@alejandrocaballero2063]

Hi Dex! Are there any plans for an updated guide on trouser gold farm? I saw you commenting on that in your last guide with Queen Sigma, but the video never saw the light :(

[@ooftedanimal6909]

Was brotato the period where you had the most growth or just highest viewership? I can see VS sorta build the foundation that made brotato so successful.

[@Cnsmf868]

29:06 speaking about saunas. I heard saunas in Germany are ... _special_

[@highsnique]

Love you dex

[@julianklein1128]

dex dex dex... ich glaube, wir würden uns prächtig verstehen xD

[@RichardGeresGerbil]

You should get Mad Groove with Attractorb in this type of challenge you will get all the XP

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

There should be a new Holocure update tomorrow… featuring JP gens 1 and 2… two new bosses… both based off of Gen 1 and 2… if you want context for one of them as it’s the most cursed it is based off of…her… you know the one who ate a spider…

[@acehunt0403]

Its already out

[@Conre1]

I see, you are, like me, cursed with an eternal internal 12-year-old

[@Migixkem]

bro has a different personality around bones

[@Joeynator3000]

Random suggestion, since I like watching videos on my TV....less ads? >.< It feels like they happen every two minutes or something. :c

[@Cnsmf868]

I got no ads tho

[@Joeynator3000]

@@Cnsmf868 If you're on PC you can block all ads, but since I'm on Apple TV, yeah, I get them...and here they show up constantly. :c

[@Cnsmf868]

@@Joeynator3000 im on my phone with no ad blocker

[@DexTag]

The problem is I dont determine the actual ads, KZbin chooses when it plays ads. I can set ad slots, which is like a spot to say "Hey, here you could", but the issue with reducing the slots is that right now every 2.5 people see 1 ad, or in other words across 100k views, 40k ads are seen - not views with ads and 1 person may have 20 at once, but 40k ad views across 100k views. Gaming sadly has very low revenue in comparison and reducing the slots really hurts. I hate that some people will see so many ads, I wished I could say "Hey KZbin, please only show a maximum of 2 ads to a person, pre-roll included" so at max 1 mid-roll, but I sadly can't

[@kauangentilini7087]

hey dex can you do a tutorial of a egg farm, I'm having difficulty to get some eggs

[@F1LDB]

Welcome to the bone zone

[@thewirednerv]

Best game of the year

[@xarva6464]

no weyyy dex my birthday is on the same day as yours!!!1 i turned 19 on the 23rd

[@Arcticanine]

Dex seems to have drank too much alcohol huh...

[@TheSmogglerSmugg]

alot of people wont care about this comment but i defeated the director with boros it was honestly easy boss fight and i got the weapon! i really want queen sigma and i will get her soon cuz farm gold im poor lol

[@Arcticanine]

Dude, if growing up will make me not laugh at these jokes then maybe I don't wanna grow up xD Seriously though, you don't need to change these kinds of thing for maturity. Maturity doesn't come from sacrifice of kiddish humor, it comes from experience.

[@Mprus90]

"once you get the red gem its impossible to level up anymore" This doesnt make sense at all??? what did you mean by that?

[@Bruh-el9js]

Why don't I have access to the Mortaccio update?

[@SlickMajic]

Can you do a beginners guide??

[@ambershangout7226]

22:17 Mickey Mouse guest appearance

[@venandnear]

Ist das ne mod die Mortaccio evolved? Dachte schon es gab ein update oder?

[@abra_escaped]

It's being added in the update tomorrow. He is playing on the Steam beta right now

[@jagfanbb]

This is a case study in sometimes you don't have to keep talking every second 😬

[@guotyr2502]

Is apexy unlocked?

[@rumpelkumpel7068]

quasi the bony twister fister?

[@WasabiBird11]

Bin 27 und auch kinda stuck im Kopf, wenn du Freunde brauchst hit me up xD Gutes Vid!

[@nostalgiaglassesretroreviews]

Bruh I turn 29 on Valentines Day...Happy early birthday lmao.

[@pimplyface64]

Lol I tried to do this b4 I found you. Garlic was not working.

[@Alchemic09]

Listening to you going back and forth about balls and saying you shouldnt talk about balls is half the content 🤣

[@Leaping_Lemur]

You sound like a German CGplays

[@xno-trustikal]

B O N E

[@kopitargoldenboy5284]

likeing balls doesent make you gay if your with the homies

[@clous081]

Waiting for the update to drop

[@Makore91]

I know it doesn’t fit with the content in the channel, but if you like boner jokes, you should play Shadows of the Damned. Suda51 is as childish as we are 😂

[@ooftedanimal6909]

Huge

[@PanPrawda]

Nice. I'm 37.

[@KingTaltia]

The more of this I watch, the more I'm certain that curse needs to up knockback resistance, Preferably algorythmically so that it never reaches 100% knockback resistance, but at least so that it doesn't send people flying off screen. To be fair, I don't understand why the devs haven't already done this.

[@kebab23]

is this a mod ?

[@DexTag]

No

[@princecuddle]

Wait isn't attractorb also affected by candlelabrador or no?

[@jemsuper]

No

[@adamnave1078]

Dex

[@kuuluna]

With this much bone you can bone a lot of enemies

[@Silver_Sage663]

........ Don't you have a girlfriend?

[@Arcticanine]

That's a touchy subject, he did.

[@crushcannon2192]

im sorry. but league hasnt actually changed in the past 7 years. same map. new characters.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Update Holocures update is out

[@golofmann3885]

Why are you plaing so inficent and dont use limit brak and arcanas right you have much much more potential.But iths going in the right derction Plase make more content

[@toxicara]

Dude I'm 41 and still make stupid jokes. Don't grow up it's a trap!

[@kent0802]

💀💀💀👎👎👎

[@MikeTolosa]

This video confirmed it: Bones are the most powerful weapon in the world 🦴

[@sinyefendrich6360]

A bone for the lady