Ex-Dealer Explains How The Mexican Cartel Owns Border Security

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Жыл бұрын

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@ShadowElectricity
@ShadowElectricity Жыл бұрын
"I knew a guy, mexican american" Schulz: "S N I F F "
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
I restarted the clip just to hear that! 😂
@Notimeforbs
@Notimeforbs Жыл бұрын
😂
@smknsnwmn
@smknsnwmn Жыл бұрын
Why did he describe someone like he’s a fed😂
@erickh6587
@erickh6587 Жыл бұрын
I dont get whats funny about this comment? Thats what we are Mexican Americans.
@playedJ
@playedJ Жыл бұрын
😂
@titob81
@titob81 Жыл бұрын
As a non Mexican, non American who doesn't work at the border crossing. I can confirm this
@madelineclark
@madelineclark Жыл бұрын
😂
@Eric-jk3oi
@Eric-jk3oi Жыл бұрын
while I take a fat shit, Popeyes chicken good, but the biscuits make me blow out the toilet. might get charged with war crimes from this, the backsplash from blowing it out has been wild.
@crypticutopia7228
@crypticutopia7228 Жыл бұрын
As a non Mexican, non American, non Asian, non African, half middle eastern, half European, Australian born individual who doesn't work at the border crossing I can also confirm this
@entlove1
@entlove1 Жыл бұрын
Sith always lie! No one trust him! 😂
@awesome346
@awesome346 Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you!!
@Alex-qj3wp
@Alex-qj3wp Жыл бұрын
as a chemist teacher with lung cancer, I want to talk to my lawyer
@shroomspls
@shroomspls Жыл бұрын
Why
@samuelmetzner4947
@samuelmetzner4947 Жыл бұрын
MAGNETS BITCH
@seymorefact4333
@seymorefact4333 Жыл бұрын
😂🇺🇲😂 The politicians in DC, CA, Texas, NM, and AZ are taking in millions from cartels. Border cops don't even come close.
@Joel-tz8ct
@Joel-tz8ct Жыл бұрын
@@shroomspls yeah I don’t get it either
@DevonSanchez-tm6yf
@DevonSanchez-tm6yf Жыл бұрын
@@Joel-tz8ct Mr white
@TheFIoridaMan
@TheFIoridaMan Жыл бұрын
*googles how to become a boarder gaurd *
@topgunsnake720
@topgunsnake720 Жыл бұрын
All that's required is a warm body.
@tickytacky8078
@tickytacky8078 Жыл бұрын
Nah it's pretty tough
@juans.rodriguez4180
@juans.rodriguez4180 11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rich925cal1
@rich925cal1 11 ай бұрын
Boarder? Gaurd? Tf 😂
@KoxKoaks
@KoxKoaks 10 ай бұрын
FIRST I MUST HAVE A WORD WITH CARTEL😅😆😅🆓👑👑👑
@Tony-iu7sw
@Tony-iu7sw Жыл бұрын
As a license plate, I can confirm this
@rogermorales8132
@rogermorales8132 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤌🏽
@Twistedpeppermint99
@Twistedpeppermint99 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnnyvaldez3015
@johnnyvaldez3015 Жыл бұрын
As 40 grand, I’m reconfirming this
@megamortonx
@megamortonx Жыл бұрын
As a border, I can as well.
@paulkeys7471
@paulkeys7471 Жыл бұрын
As the load, I confirm this 🤑
@Cristopher7890
@Cristopher7890 Жыл бұрын
This video just inspired a thousand people to apply for a border guard position.
@benjaminfreitag9231
@benjaminfreitag9231 Жыл бұрын
It inspired me cause I know I would say no
@DeadSilence27
@DeadSilence27 Жыл бұрын
This like a ad saying Help the cartel & u can live the American dream
@reinhart114
@reinhart114 Жыл бұрын
​@@benjaminfreitag9231 you really believe you can say no? Hehe, you're funny 😅.
@november4516
@november4516 Жыл бұрын
@@reinhart114 this guy been watching too much narcos 😂
@tayhard4032
@tayhard4032 Жыл бұрын
they are always hiring too. i was thinking about doing it, decline it. I use to get alot of "now hiring" emails. I had to unsubscribe from the email listing.
@captainleonardodivichi295
@captainleonardodivichi295 Жыл бұрын
I’m actually applying today for boarder patrol . Just found out I can retire in 5 years and not when I’m 65 .
@chaffycaesar8026
@chaffycaesar8026 Жыл бұрын
Any luck??
@Angelrojjas
@Angelrojjas Жыл бұрын
You in? I’m tryina use a reference name😂
@Notrocketscience101
@Notrocketscience101 Жыл бұрын
If you’re white, you’re not getting in. Government had highly racist hiring requirements since the 1970s.
@JKDstocks
@JKDstocks 11 ай бұрын
Good luck brother im from that area.... just know if a shipment goes wrong you and your entire bloodline are wiped off the face of the planet that same night......
@JKDstocks
@JKDstocks 11 ай бұрын
Back like 15 years ago there was an image going around with the backstory that was about making the cartels mad.... dude was dead on the sidewalk they had cut his balls off shoved them in-between his skin and stomach to look like eyes then carved in the smile at belly button level to complete the emoji.....
@jiggy7108
@jiggy7108 Жыл бұрын
As a Finnish person who has never been to the Western hemisphere, I can confirm this is true
@OragamiSpliff
@OragamiSpliff 11 ай бұрын
How do you feel about Finland joining NATO?
@jiggy7108
@jiggy7108 11 ай бұрын
@@OragamiSpliff I'm against it. NATO is a way for the US to dominate Europe. Europe should strive for autonomy from the US. I'd be for a European alliance (different to a European Army and the EU which I'm against)
@averageyasuoenjoyer5206
@averageyasuoenjoyer5206 11 ай бұрын
@@jiggy7108we have like 2000 troops in Poland. I’m pretty sure that’s it. America doesn’t really care about Europe they just don’t want Russia taking a step to the west. Aka America would rather fight in Europe and not have to fight on American soil. Article 5 protects other countries? Yes it basically gives us the right and power to go fight a war in some other country before it ever reaches our shores.
@ishrendon6435
@ishrendon6435 9 ай бұрын
​@@averageyasuoenjoyer5206lol thats just an excuse to fight wars because of fear
@ishrendon6435
@ishrendon6435 9 ай бұрын
​@@averageyasuoenjoyer5206europe is not close to US. So even if russia did invade west europe no way russia would attack the US. Youre just spewing nonsense. Come on grow up and think the US just wants globap hegemony its why they're in europe to put nations in place not to protect or because they care about war coming to US. I mena thats pathetic a big nation like US thats isolated form other powers to be so paranoid and pathetic
@AlexzanderDeGreat999
@AlexzanderDeGreat999 Жыл бұрын
Being the guy, known by a guy, who’s known by a guy, who knew a guy, I can confirm this.
@MozkarLozada
@MozkarLozada Жыл бұрын
That guy is smart
@Steelboots47
@Steelboots47 Жыл бұрын
I know that guys cousin. I can also confirm this
@unxylene
@unxylene Жыл бұрын
@@Steelboots47 and i know the guys car detailer. i also can confirm.
@PastPresentandFuture
@PastPresentandFuture Жыл бұрын
I am that guy
@jonnyvillalobos9600
@jonnyvillalobos9600 Жыл бұрын
@@PastPresentandFuture You’re not the guy pal, you’re not that guy
@eytrix
@eytrix Жыл бұрын
It starts as once a month, then once you're trusted, it's 5 times a week.
@SOLIDSNAKE.
@SOLIDSNAKE. Жыл бұрын
Facts he's stuck now
@Cruzuhy0
@Cruzuhy0 Жыл бұрын
And then he eventually gets caught and goes to prison or tries to get out and gets killed
@SerV689
@SerV689 Жыл бұрын
@@Cruzuhy0 bruh take your winnings after some time and just dip out to Oklahoma or something lol
@GetUnlabeled
@GetUnlabeled Жыл бұрын
Once you waver on your integrity, death will be the only real way out. Not worth it imo
@Rdelrio19
@Rdelrio19 Жыл бұрын
@@Cruzuhy0 eventually he will try to get out of it by snitching and we all know what happens when you open your mouth 👻💀☠️
@akshaybhagwat100
@akshaybhagwat100 9 ай бұрын
Of course you put narcos as the background music 😂😂
@j.peters1222
@j.peters1222 Жыл бұрын
As a local tumbleweed, I can confirm this is true.
@lobolos6971
@lobolos6971 Жыл бұрын
As a Nike Chinese sweat shop worker who is a male escort at night, I can confirm this.
@kato6584
@kato6584 Жыл бұрын
Dear god… how goes it tho👁️👄👁️
@jadenayala1281
@jadenayala1281 Жыл бұрын
U get a discount on the nike? Asking for a friend
@SHITS2DGIGGLES
@SHITS2DGIGGLES Жыл бұрын
Thsnk you
@awes1332
@awes1332 Жыл бұрын
Is this all true?
@awes1332
@awes1332 Жыл бұрын
​@@SHITS2DGIGGLES no, thsnk you
@andrewb1993
@andrewb1993 Жыл бұрын
The border gaurd watching this rn 👁👄👁
@ash82pikachu
@ash82pikachu Жыл бұрын
every border guard dat does dis n thinks they’ve met a white guy dat looks like johnny is sweatin bullets rn 😭
@Nik-zb7kr
@Nik-zb7kr Жыл бұрын
The border guard that isn't getting paid like that
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 Жыл бұрын
Dumb ass emoji
@ryanhamstra49
@ryanhamstra49 Жыл бұрын
The border guard getting paid $15k a month watching this right now…. “You mean I could have gotten more??”
@josuejacb709
@josuejacb709 Жыл бұрын
Na they dont care trust me i live here an is nothing to them
@deanmalone1371
@deanmalone1371 Жыл бұрын
I'd keep shit like that to myself man 😢
@johndildo8786
@johndildo8786 Жыл бұрын
He’s making it up he don’t care. Stuff like that does happen I’m sure but he don’t know anyone
@ProfessorBulletMG
@ProfessorBulletMG Жыл бұрын
Especially if he’s lying just to get views on the channel. Fact: what he stated can be said by anyone, as he’s provided not one shred of evidence to support his fantastic story.
@CaliforniaColeman
@CaliforniaColeman Жыл бұрын
Right
@JDnFL
@JDnFL Жыл бұрын
​@@johndildo8786 Exactly. Dude is full of 💩
@gregorycarraway4098
@gregorycarraway4098 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
@bobmims3241
@bobmims3241 Жыл бұрын
Good for him, everyone should be so lucky
@roblerovlogs6097
@roblerovlogs6097 Жыл бұрын
As the rock stuck on the tire at that time, I can genuinely confirm that this happened
@johnkelly6888
@johnkelly6888 Жыл бұрын
probably u wonder why i gave u tumbs up.
@1over23
@1over23 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@anointedpianoplayer
@anointedpianoplayer Жыл бұрын
Can confirm he was the rock… I was the tire
@jeffmonson_666_Angel_slayer
@jeffmonson_666_Angel_slayer Жыл бұрын
I know this happens
@seanhegglin7287
@seanhegglin7287 Жыл бұрын
I for some reason just decided that I want to become a border patrol agent
@pianoman5259
@pianoman5259 Жыл бұрын
Yeah because working with the cartel is such a good idea
@missoldskool
@missoldskool Жыл бұрын
@@pianoman5259 it's a joke
@dlaz865
@dlaz865 Жыл бұрын
Do you know what HELL means? Money cannot get you out of there
@heyheyitrachelgray
@heyheyitrachelgray Жыл бұрын
Right like where is the sign up… I could memorize some plates
@AngelBensonManore
@AngelBensonManore Жыл бұрын
Same!😂
@mememaker9146
@mememaker9146 7 ай бұрын
I sell candy at the Border. I can confirm that I sell candy at the Border.
@imconfused5521
@imconfused5521 Жыл бұрын
As a nonhuman object which has never been anywhere near the mexico-america border, I can confirm that this story is 100% irrefutable
@levro7367
@levro7367 Жыл бұрын
As a former dealer who is now a Homeless crack head I can confirm I'm high as fuck
@GreatCornholio69
@GreatCornholio69 Жыл бұрын
As a former smuggler who loved his own merchandise i can confirm i live under the bridge.
@tracie540
@tracie540 Жыл бұрын
OMG killing me smalls LMAO
@spoonfedmedia5288
@spoonfedmedia5288 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @levro
@irmaromo1635
@irmaromo1635 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha fasts honey facts u enjoying ur high cuz that's all that matters my friend
@BlackouTTProductions
@BlackouTTProductions Жыл бұрын
at least you have a computer
@seanredfernan2335
@seanredfernan2335 Жыл бұрын
As a Filipino who has nothing to do with America or Mexico, I can confirm this is legit.
@gilsan769
@gilsan769 Жыл бұрын
lol
@Angelo-ix9to
@Angelo-ix9to Жыл бұрын
Oh dear
@rdc1431
@rdc1431 Жыл бұрын
Makes sense doesn't it?😂
@One_E
@One_E Жыл бұрын
As a Germany I have to say that he is Right
@Pearl-_Perla
@Pearl-_Perla Жыл бұрын
Hi
@Bexley816
@Bexley816 Жыл бұрын
He’s that guy🤣🤣he knows every detail of it🤷‍♀️
@koolkarl7464
@koolkarl7464 Жыл бұрын
As a lying piece of shit I can confirm this happened.
@jimbob962
@jimbob962 Жыл бұрын
As someone who guards things, this is true.
@Murmurrr
@Murmurrr Жыл бұрын
Guards things 😂
@Braindance98
@Braindance98 Жыл бұрын
Self snitch on the most monitored platform in history 😂
@dankmemelord414
@dankmemelord414 Жыл бұрын
@@Braindance98 your username should be brain dead
@eddieb1995
@eddieb1995 Жыл бұрын
On god I've been asked to allow entry in exchange for cash, lmao Armenian dude was shook when I told em no and to gtfo
@triggered_atheist619
@triggered_atheist619 Жыл бұрын
What do you guard 👁w👁
@keelerpheeney7481
@keelerpheeney7481 Жыл бұрын
As a white American who lives in Connecticut I can confirm the cartel does this
@ZRMvoice
@ZRMvoice Жыл бұрын
You can't absolutely confirm it until you're part of it
@feelsweirdman8923
@feelsweirdman8923 Жыл бұрын
@@ZRMvoice as an American that lives in Alaska and is 100% not part of it I can confirm it’s true
@wileecoyote5749
@wileecoyote5749 Жыл бұрын
You're avatar is gh3tt0. Lies
@Jake-ps5dp
@Jake-ps5dp Жыл бұрын
You can't confirm shit you haven't factually seen on paper or with your own eyes stop lying to yaself
@nchnch5791
@nchnch5791 Жыл бұрын
As an American living on the east coast who has never been to Mexico or the boarder, I can confirm this can be true. 😂
@elainadeeter9788
@elainadeeter9788 Жыл бұрын
This is also the cartel, he probably thought he might die if he said no
@dannyxxx8258
@dannyxxx8258 Жыл бұрын
Not thought he would have died if he said no to send a message to the other guards not to say no
@porkyworky77
@porkyworky77 Жыл бұрын
Plata o plomo
@DR-oy9wc
@DR-oy9wc Жыл бұрын
​@@porkyworky77 right?? Everyone is getting screwed in this economy (besides politicians of course)
@K4inan
@K4inan Жыл бұрын
I would shit bricks if a cartel came at me with an offer like that. No matter what you say it's a damned if you, damned if you don't catch 22 situation.
@maesemenese
@maesemenese Жыл бұрын
​@@K4inanme too. I wonder if cooperate and not taking the money would be something they accept.
@littlereading4528
@littlereading4528 Жыл бұрын
And this is why the drug problem in the US will never go away.
@PostMalone-real
@PostMalone-real Жыл бұрын
Right bro. But only that most drugs are actually shipped into the United States by post offices. Not smuggled in by shoving drugs up their ass or keeping a giant suitcase of them and then moving it 50 miles into another country. That happens but not as much as just sending a box to an address
@max-xn3vt
@max-xn3vt Жыл бұрын
I don’t think the US wants the problem to go away
@littlereading4528
@littlereading4528 Жыл бұрын
@@max-xn3vt too many people profit from hurting others and thats not just the drug industry
@ghingisoverland6932
@ghingisoverland6932 Жыл бұрын
Bc there’s soooo many drug addicts in the US. America you are THE problem, the victim
@LJ.
@LJ. Жыл бұрын
This is why tech will take over. Robot won't take a bribe.
@thomass6434
@thomass6434 Жыл бұрын
As a German citizen, never been to Mexico, I can confirm this.
@GLOBAL-INTIFADA
@GLOBAL-INTIFADA Жыл бұрын
As an Australian I living in Australia I can confirm this
@max-xn3vt
@max-xn3vt Жыл бұрын
$40Gs to let one car go through….. shit I picked the wrong job😂
@merc1f485
@merc1f485 Жыл бұрын
Yeah bro but you gotta watch EVERY plate the whole day until the drug car comes through and if you miss it you’re gonna get killed
@StayPositiveLLC
@StayPositiveLLC Жыл бұрын
Itll be traced.
@evos469
@evos469 Жыл бұрын
Right
@evos469
@evos469 Жыл бұрын
@@StayPositiveLLC the US border patrol is fully aware their guards are crooked.
@viresinnumeris7755
@viresinnumeris7755 Жыл бұрын
Yeah bro you should of def work for the cartrl
@zachariahflores6549
@zachariahflores6549 Жыл бұрын
As a house cat 🐈 I can confirm this.
@georgeprime2013
@georgeprime2013 Жыл бұрын
Every 2 weeks to 1 month, every border guard is tested on a lie detector. Especially for things like this.
@CarMechaNick
@CarMechaNick Жыл бұрын
Everyone applying to work border patrol 😂
@franciscoreyes7370
@franciscoreyes7370 Жыл бұрын
As a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, I can confirm this.
@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn
@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn Жыл бұрын
As a guy that walked across the border I've seen it
@JacobSavvy
@JacobSavvy Жыл бұрын
@@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn Funniest comment in the entire video right here 😂💀
@NOTMIKEMERLIN
@NOTMIKEMERLIN Жыл бұрын
😮
@tmaextreme8240
@tmaextreme8240 Жыл бұрын
@@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn yo emiliano
@AnonymousGuy341
@AnonymousGuy341 Жыл бұрын
As the Cartel's spokesperson, I confirm what he said.
@alfredofuentes2465
@alfredofuentes2465 Жыл бұрын
Con quien trabajas?
@marshakatrinamatheson9841
@marshakatrinamatheson9841 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@cwolf3767
@cwolf3767 Жыл бұрын
As someone who was a heroin addict and lives less then 10 miles from that exact crossing and cross it at least once a week if not 4 or 5 rimes a week utilizing all 3 crossing methods (pedwest, main ped, and auto. I didn't have a sentry pass) this is not possible5, lanes are walled in with those concrete barriers that are like 3.5ish feet tall 6to8 feet long and at the top 8 inches wide and at the bottom starting to taper outwards at the last foot they get to about a foot and a half wide the same ones they use on the sides of freeways. Well those start like a good 1/3 mile from the border where all the statue shops start (more then half qre a front for drugs, that whole plaza is run for drugs, but they wont rip you off surprisingly) CBP agents are swapped out regularly, thats why there is aways a line (except like weekdays at 3am, but its so slow they are expected to read the full riot act to every car) that way they cant say "oh go to line 5" vecause by the time the car makes it to line 5 the cbp agent wont be there
@AnonymousGuy341
@AnonymousGuy341 Жыл бұрын
@@alfredofuentes2465 las zetas
@OShiesty-jt4us
@OShiesty-jt4us Жыл бұрын
@@AnonymousGuy341 it’s Los Zetas 😂😂
@buttoningbenjamin5687
@buttoningbenjamin5687 8 ай бұрын
"it's a good gig if you can get it."
@TrippyLuvsYou
@TrippyLuvsYou Жыл бұрын
Fed. This dude is 100% the feds
@okoo7385
@okoo7385 Жыл бұрын
Imagine what would happen if one of those trucks somehow don't make it through tho... Cartel is putting his 2 weeks notice in for him..
@kanieloutis5604
@kanieloutis5604 Жыл бұрын
Nah, termination without notice.
@DapimpBDSD
@DapimpBDSD Жыл бұрын
Nah, they get through, with the amount of traffic and lack of manpower they don't have much time to do all that stuff. I've crossed the border at least 6 times and they've only checked me once. The mirror checks and dogs don't count, cause those are quick.
@ddemons4730
@ddemons4730 Жыл бұрын
Nah like he said they get however many they can get thru on that one day could be 3 could be less they are just trying to get as much as possible
@1croatoan
@1croatoan Жыл бұрын
For every one that gets pinched, 10 make it through.
@ddemons4730
@ddemons4730 Жыл бұрын
@@1croatoan facts one load isn’t shi to them only the people carrying
@ChickenPadThai
@ChickenPadThai Жыл бұрын
As an Australian living in Thailand, I can confirm this.
@Dior444L
@Dior444L Жыл бұрын
You see a lot of Ladyboys?
@JM-st1le
@JM-st1le Жыл бұрын
@@Dior444L 😂 Why so thirsty bro
@efisgpr
@efisgpr Жыл бұрын
Aussies are the coolest. 👍
@Dior444L
@Dior444L Жыл бұрын
​@@JM-st1le not thirsty, im trolling.
@josiahsean4782
@josiahsean4782 Жыл бұрын
​@@Dior444L I've never seen a tell explain what they were doing... I think you GOT trolled by that other guy... you're doing it wrong! Lmao 😅
@ZILCH2023
@ZILCH2023 Жыл бұрын
“Mexican American” Schultz: *Intense snorting noises*
@shyguyry2033
@shyguyry2033 Жыл бұрын
That just shut down all the more border security argument. More people at the border, means more employees for the cartel
@clearlycanadian4027
@clearlycanadian4027 Жыл бұрын
imagine that guy is the only Mexican that works at that check-point
@carloscardenas5095
@carloscardenas5095 Жыл бұрын
90% of border patrol agents are either mexican o native decent
@HipHopWorldStar
@HipHopWorldStar 8 ай бұрын
😂😆
@tone7560
@tone7560 Жыл бұрын
As the head of the Sinaloa cartel, I can confirm that Enrique, at San Ysidro is no longer making his 40k
@vandango5439
@vandango5439 Жыл бұрын
😂❤
@gustavohernandez9742
@gustavohernandez9742 Жыл бұрын
no mms
@celestineallison3577
@celestineallison3577 Жыл бұрын
Did you make him disappear too
@june_qwq
@june_qwq Жыл бұрын
why you do bro like that 😭💔
@alizardwithopposablethumbs
@alizardwithopposablethumbs Жыл бұрын
You talking and pretending you know?. You a rat like this little biatch
@TonyyFlow
@TonyyFlow Жыл бұрын
As a KZbin watcher, I can confirm this message.
@jacobkarlovic137
@jacobkarlovic137 Жыл бұрын
He misworded “knew a guy” meant “met a guy in prison”
@MrKingvenom
@MrKingvenom Жыл бұрын
As a school janitor....I can confirm this
@grandalba
@grandalba Жыл бұрын
As a danish painter Norway, I can confirm what you just confirmed.
@rodrigoamaya9794
@rodrigoamaya9794 Жыл бұрын
As a dominos manager, I can confirm this is true
@jakestuck0309
@jakestuck0309 Жыл бұрын
Papa John can also confirm
@user-rz8ux9mt5n
@user-rz8ux9mt5n 17 күн бұрын
Now the whole damn crew is going to have to have a search
@crunchynuts793
@crunchynuts793 Жыл бұрын
As someone reading all the confirmation comments..."I'm willing to confirm this"
@laz.7288
@laz.7288 Жыл бұрын
As a check point stand i can confirm this
@victorbonilla8755
@victorbonilla8755 Жыл бұрын
You are a fake profile
@rdc1431
@rdc1431 Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican- American border patrol, I can confirm this😂
@es4941
@es4941 Жыл бұрын
Are you him 😅
@Alexa-dc5ij
@Alexa-dc5ij Жыл бұрын
just take your word
@randallsmerna384
@randallsmerna384 Жыл бұрын
So, how would you suggest this be addressed??
@coldfirelightpoe6803
@coldfirelightpoe6803 Жыл бұрын
@@randallsmerna384 pay people a living wage??? Lol
@NYvandal
@NYvandal Жыл бұрын
Let me pass thru lil bro
@Seedkang2463
@Seedkang2463 Жыл бұрын
As an recovering addict I can confirm this to be true
@Mr-zw2tt
@Mr-zw2tt Жыл бұрын
As a license plate I can confirm this.
@user-xy1rj8pb4d
@user-xy1rj8pb4d Жыл бұрын
He missed the part where he screws up for some reason an gets his head chopped of with an axe🥰
@classicvibes12
@classicvibes12 7 ай бұрын
But if he does not take the offer he still could get his head chop off for not taking the offer ,, so he might as well just get a different job ..cause that border job is no joke .
@Tmo2024
@Tmo2024 Жыл бұрын
As a cat owner with too much pizza in the belly I can confirm this
@KrowKnow
@KrowKnow Жыл бұрын
I went to school with a kid who got asylum, because he was being forced to be a drug runner. He didn't speak a word of English when he showed up at my school in the 8th grade. So I took the liberty of teaching him as many bad words as possible. We were able to have conversations, because my gf at the time was fluent in Spanish. Pretty cool guy
@yato-rn1uc
@yato-rn1uc Жыл бұрын
Nigga😂
@sippinjuiceforlife3734
@sippinjuiceforlife3734 Жыл бұрын
LOL, the first thing you thought of was teaching him cuss words? What a legend
@Penguinverse
@Penguinverse Жыл бұрын
@@sippinjuiceforlife3734 that’s what everyone does with a foreigner in 8th grade lmao
@mrgiggly21
@mrgiggly21 Жыл бұрын
@@sippinjuiceforlife3734 yea bro no one teaches an immigrant kid hi how you doing and all the nice shit it’s more like hey say fuck you bitch and other messed up shit 😂
@kmit9191
@kmit9191 Жыл бұрын
@@Penguinverse that's what everyone teaches everyone sven as adults
@jaydenwigfall6963
@jaydenwigfall6963 Жыл бұрын
Suddenly being a border guard seems like a great job to have
@poochm123
@poochm123 Жыл бұрын
Till you get caught or u want to get out and u can't.
@petrol_prophet
@petrol_prophet Жыл бұрын
Yeah no, that’s how you end up under a bridge holding you head in your lap, with your severed genitals shoved down your throat. Hard to spend that blood money in that position.
@smeersmcdunkurmom
@smeersmcdunkurmom Жыл бұрын
if you're a fed, the government's gonna keep an eye on you for corruption with the cartel
@akudar
@akudar Жыл бұрын
@@poochm123 Just get fired after a year. Simple
@zibn5459
@zibn5459 Жыл бұрын
​@@akudar fired means death for you and your entire bloodlines
@Ben-ze5jm
@Ben-ze5jm 8 ай бұрын
“An extra” my man a whole 500k? im loving life
@BAMA-1986
@BAMA-1986 Жыл бұрын
They should be tried for treason and endangering national security , imprisoned for minimum 15-20
@pulga5831
@pulga5831 Жыл бұрын
25 years ago you could go into Mexico with day traffic, pick up your load, and be back home at the end of a work day. Check points weren't checked so well.
@salflores4199
@salflores4199 Жыл бұрын
True. This restaurant owner in L.A. Did it. He brought loads of weed under his dirty clothes. I know because he shared it with me.
@teoigi3247
@teoigi3247 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in South Africa a guard is paid $250 a month to let a truck full of stones pass as coal.
@murdockm3405
@murdockm3405 Жыл бұрын
.... Coal meant to fuel power stations generating electricity for 80% of the country, resulting in never ending loadshedding, Talk about corruption dude.
@castronator-mu3ye
@castronator-mu3ye Жыл бұрын
So sad to see the state SA is in nowadays. Such a promissing country became a mess, same as Rhodesia.
@juans.rodriguez4180
@juans.rodriguez4180 11 ай бұрын
As a 20 year old ex border guy, I can confirm that as I'm already retired.
@Alexd.927
@Alexd.927 Жыл бұрын
As a brake caliper i can confirm this is true
@_josh_hazy_
@_josh_hazy_ Жыл бұрын
as a person watching this from my room in australia, i can confirm this
@PKAllDay34
@PKAllDay34 Жыл бұрын
As an American born Mexican American I can confirm this
@DudeMan-xs3db
@DudeMan-xs3db Жыл бұрын
As a mexican american born american mexican I can confirm that I am mexican american
@PKAllDay34
@PKAllDay34 Жыл бұрын
@@DudeMan-xs3db 🫡🤣🤣
@elizabetholiviaclark
@elizabetholiviaclark Жыл бұрын
@@DudeMan-xs3db As an American, I can confirm that I've visited Mexico.
@Jack-bs4jt
@Jack-bs4jt 8 ай бұрын
You can see and hear the moment that this guy comes up with the story in his head. Wild.
@migs358
@migs358 Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican American license plate, I can confirm this.
@Sentarry
@Sentarry Жыл бұрын
The Cartel is keeping tabs on this man now.
@nicpete492
@nicpete492 Жыл бұрын
I’d be too scared to take any money from the cartel bruh 😂
@ketobodybuilder2482
@ketobodybuilder2482 Жыл бұрын
Id do it
@tima.478
@tima.478 Жыл бұрын
They're not asking you!
@icecoolaid
@icecoolaid Жыл бұрын
As a one day a month, I can confirm this.
@_OHEN
@_OHEN Жыл бұрын
I knew a guy that , still talked and dressed like he was in high school. It’s this guy 😂
@joeythechin8870
@joeythechin8870 Жыл бұрын
He said “I KNEW”!! YO I THINK THE HOMBRÉ MIGHT BE MISSING NOW!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheSuave101
@TheSuave101 Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican American, I can confirm this.
@username9159
@username9159 Жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina
@AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina Жыл бұрын
​@@username9159 no it's true
@truthoverlies6434
@truthoverlies6434 Жыл бұрын
You're not American. You'll always be loyal to a foreign country.
@silentaces732
@silentaces732 Жыл бұрын
Yup
@twistedhalomusic4497
@twistedhalomusic4497 Жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
@astrakyule44
@astrakyule44 Жыл бұрын
Interviewer: casually resembles Freddie Mercury
@joshua1lowery970
@joshua1lowery970 Жыл бұрын
BRB joint the border guard. Lol
@D2h2766
@D2h2766 Жыл бұрын
My dumb ass would be mixing up plate numbers and stopping the wrong car by accident.
@CuarentaZ40
@CuarentaZ40 Жыл бұрын
That would get your child mother and wife killed with you left to live to remember what your mistake cost you.
@jasonrosa7609
@jasonrosa7609 Жыл бұрын
u would end up a dead dumb ass 😬
@JoshuaMeek-Wicker
@JoshuaMeek-Wicker 6 ай бұрын
says extra half a million a year u mean one hundred thousand😭😂
@erickvillazana4605
@erickvillazana4605 Жыл бұрын
"Plata Talks"
@Jaguar7444
@Jaguar7444 Жыл бұрын
I'd imagine they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
@sandhanitizer15
@sandhanitizer15 Жыл бұрын
I'll be a border guard, shit. I'm very easily corruptible.
@K4inan
@K4inan Жыл бұрын
If a cartel came at you with an offer you would pee your pants.
@kevinhartsstuntdouble1382
@kevinhartsstuntdouble1382 Жыл бұрын
​@@K4inan and then say yes.
@matthewroreilly
@matthewroreilly Жыл бұрын
@@K4inan dude that’s how I’m sure it works for everyone lmao
@Yusuf-ep6yz
@Yusuf-ep6yz Жыл бұрын
not a flex
@K4inan
@K4inan Жыл бұрын
@@matthewroreilly Yes, I would crap myself. Catch 22, no matter what you reply, you got a target on your back, your existence is known and measured.
@690409
@690409 9 ай бұрын
"Jamie pull up the video of the bear at ...... ... oh wrong video nevermind...
@spraynprey1044
@spraynprey1044 Жыл бұрын
dude just got himself a notice to appear in court
@starseed39
@starseed39 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the government needs to start paying their employees more.
@im_back_mods8385
@im_back_mods8385 Жыл бұрын
I don't really think that would work well because the cartel can just up that amount 40000 to a massive cartel is nothing it's a drop in the bucket
@Topgamer357
@Topgamer357 Жыл бұрын
Unless you’re making millions a year after tax there will still be plenty of people who’ll take another 500k tax free for less than a few hours a work per year.
@bodarkghost1864
@bodarkghost1864 Жыл бұрын
Cartel can out pay the government
@nightterrors6262
@nightterrors6262 Жыл бұрын
Or you know maybe people working for the government shouldn’t be criminal pieces of trash. We wonder why politicians are so corrupt, but look at all the people willing to sell their souls for extra money from a cartel.
@skankytrick
@skankytrick Жыл бұрын
Stop believing this idiot. He is full of shit about everything. He just lies.
@georgebouloukos8264
@georgebouloukos8264 Жыл бұрын
I see someone bought that fallout 76 jacket😅😂
@StarryNight007
@StarryNight007 Жыл бұрын
As an American Mexican, or whatever.. I can confirm we're either Mexicans or Americans.
@bigtrkdrvr216
@bigtrkdrvr216 Жыл бұрын
40k a month for 1 day a month, shiiid. They hiring
@cjezinne
@cjezinne Жыл бұрын
Starts like that… then you’re complicit… then it’s $0 and we won’t rat you out - or worse
@bigtrkdrvr216
@bigtrkdrvr216 Жыл бұрын
@CJ then I relocate
@winstonwinston3487
@winstonwinston3487 Жыл бұрын
Yea dude… wait until you screw up … sheet not worth it
@Lawnyyy-
@Lawnyyy- Жыл бұрын
Idk this is same dude who said you can just go out and buy a full auto uzi 💀💀💀
@tomisothedeejay
@tomisothedeejay Жыл бұрын
As a Kenyan who has never been to the US or Mexico, I can confirm this is true
@GLOBAL-INTIFADA
@GLOBAL-INTIFADA Жыл бұрын
That's funny because I as an Australian who lives in Australia who has also never been can confirm this too
@t.l.robinson2162
@t.l.robinson2162 Жыл бұрын
The right person at any level can be bought.
@Passionatemoviebuff
@Passionatemoviebuff Жыл бұрын
The wrong person, at some level, has sold himself rightly
@johnruiz6743
@johnruiz6743 Жыл бұрын
Not everyone values money nor even life above their principles. America isn't as corrupt as Mexico yet...
@Plecebo1996
@Plecebo1996 Жыл бұрын
‘I wanna say’ is code for ‘lemme make up a number real quick’.
@frodej6640
@frodej6640 Жыл бұрын
If I was a mexican border guard, I wouldn't dare to say no to these guys. Being paid is just a bonus...
@Tommy-hp7xx
@Tommy-hp7xx Жыл бұрын
What is so sad is he’s not lying! This kind of stuff happens every day.
@whiteobama8443
@whiteobama8443 Жыл бұрын
As an old white guy that loves weed, I can confirm this
@alejandromora3749
@alejandromora3749 Жыл бұрын
As a current payed off border guard, I can confirm this. My payment is paided every 28 days and drop off at my front door. During the Christmas holiday they also bring gifts for the children.
@ZackerySaenz
@ZackerySaenz 10 күн бұрын
As a car tire I can confirm this
@patgonzales4760
@patgonzales4760 Жыл бұрын
Living in San Diego 15 min from that border , it’s so obvious who works for them .
@jacksenlandiseiii6403
@jacksenlandiseiii6403 Жыл бұрын
Yep.. them 20" spinners dead giveaway
@TheMRBIGD36
@TheMRBIGD36 10 ай бұрын
Any one of us would take tht shit n even be like yeh let me buy an 8ball while its here
@YeeYeeDatDude
@YeeYeeDatDude Жыл бұрын
As a line of coke I can confirm thi...
@corsh2715
@corsh2715 Жыл бұрын
If you don't pay your workers enough, someone else will
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