Ex-Marine - Claude Shires (Stand Up Comedy)

[@Rexroybal]

You're giving away my position! I love it and we need more of this guy! :-)

[@janusmagus]

Damn there are a lot of triggered Marines in the comments section. First off, the video title of "ex marine" was likely not put up by the comedian, since this channel is a collection of clips, it is probably run by someone else. Second, if you watch the actual clip he does refer to himself as a "former marine." Not that it really matters that much, seriously, did he get your pronoun wrong too?

[@namekman01]

okay, so dont call him ex marine, call him former marine. i now learned a new thing, that i didnt know before, got it

[@mofo7689]

ALso, It is Marine Corp NOT Marine Corpse .

[@mofo7689]

@@Eye-it-azz what do your own eyes tell you?

[@calebbohrer3757]

Nah call him a marine veteran. Once you earn the title you don’t lose it

[@johnbarrett7936]

Prior service Marine is better

[@mofo7689]

@@johnbarrett7936 Even without the Marine label, it is very easy to see who wore the title. The weights used in the gym mean little. However, the show of gym etiquette is obvious. The considerations are obvious. I've been often approached about how I was observed performing a strength move using all strength fibers, then turn them all off at night during a dance class with fragile women following.

[@pattygauvin1926]

Once a marine is always a Marine my husband told me that because he is a marine even after he passed away

[@davidsampson7285]

No such thing as “ex marine”

[@TacoDrell]

David Sampson Unless they got a dishonorable discharge.

[@antictsblog9419]

Disturbed A7xLP yessir

[@CrocShark]

That's right. Because its "an ex marine". But I don't expect proper grammar from a jarhead.

[@dieselrodeo6929]

David Sampson once a Marine, always a marine.

[@CrocShark]

That's like saying "Once a firefighter, always a firefighter" yea, well why aren't you helping to put out that fire? Because you're not a firefighter anymore, stop letting the government brainwash you.

[@stardusteconomy8300]

No such thing as "Ex-Marine". Once a Marine always a Marine.

[@andymcqueen5141]

I think the correct term is former Marine. Ex signifies that there was something wrong about being a Marine. No bad thoughts towards this guy or the channel though.

[@trentenswett6306]

Only way to become an EX Marine is to be Dishonorable discharged. Even after Death you are still a Marine.

[@nvil82395]

Once a marine always a marine, there are no former marines.

[@captainpecker6192]

Rah, gents.

[@TheCooke2001]

Once a marine, always a marine.

[@BatAtTarkov]

Andy Mcqueen To be fair, in the video he says "former Marine" and not Ex

[@angelosantiago6155]

You giving away my position LOL it's funny!!

[@Hiphop101ize]

More of him

[@abrahamholiday4998]

The Marine Corp. Is the only branch where you can't become ex whatever, it would become former.

[@kaylacaseygaming]

Once a Marine ALWAYS a Marine.

[@kaylacaseygaming]

Miles Davidson you’re a dumbass. It’s literally once a marine always a marine

[@kaylacaseygaming]

Miles Davidson don’t comment your anti marine bullshit just cause they ate you up and spit you out like they should.

[@martialharpistmatthew1837]

Blah blah blah

[@tiko5876]

Kayla Casey yea no. I can move on with my life sweetheart. Don’t speak on shit you haven’t actually done.

[@kaylacaseygaming]

Ti ko shut the fuck up yous a puss too. Y’all are triggered for stupid reasons.

[@chucksolutions4579]

Hope everything worked out okay with the super ninja!

[@danielthompson6207]

Chuck Solutions Dry bar means they don't have alcohol.

[@chucksolutions4579]

Guys, please disregard the above comment, I will delete it shortly but I wanted this apology up before I did so. I had KZbin on autoplay and it was on drybar comedy (i.e. "Clean comedy") and this came up. Please forgive my humor challenged comment. Again, sorry to be the stick in the mud of my own fault.

[@Aiden-zi3xf]

All the comments are from 3 minutes ago so I can concur that this one of those times YT spams everybody with an old as video.

[@ChipChurp]

*Ahh fate brings us back yet again . The youtube algorithm lord's.*

[@TheCooke2001]

There are no ex marines.

[@Spooken]

Sehr gut.

[@AliShabirFazli]

Teamkiller!

[@joshb65]

The fuck you mean ex Marine? Once a Marine always a Marine

[@averypetterson6811]

This guys hillarious

[@nitramyellek442011]

Sooo, he broke up with a Marine??? Wtf is a ex-Marine??

[@Drought50]

If you were a marine and you're confronting a possible hostile with a sandal, you were not a marine. Get you an SBR, and a G19.

[@aaronstover0351]

Semper Fi

[@samuelwoods164]

Hey buddy I'm a God damn Ex-marine.

[@mofo7689]

Only EX Marines have had discharges stripping away the title. What about your discharge are you hiding?

[@kneegrow785]

Ex marine usually implies you were discharged

[@markcobb6561]

Toweliee the only time you can become an ex Marine is when you die. Then you regroup and make an assault on hell.

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

Everyone in the military is discharged eventually. Either honorably or otherwise. No?

[@markcobb6561]

Jack Grimaldi if it has to be explained to you, two things are evident, you wouldn't understand and you were never a Marine.

[@ghylovdgyrfdwh9989]

ex marine more like x doubt

[@JohnathanSmithlesby]

What’s the story of the overly-long hoodie strings?

[@jacklastname6351]

Who the fuck cares if it's "ex marine" or "former marine?" I just wanna hear jokes.

[@penisde_milo9629]

He should have stuck with the marine corps

[@briangiguere1823]

Nobody can be a marine. its an idea

[@verlinboda7612]

I really hope he was a better marine than he is a comic

[@xxmittens9]

Once a Marine always a Marine

[@pineytheelder3898]

Once a marine always a marine

[@jeffstumpf9129]

I know there's funnier Marines than this.

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

There has to be. Seriously.

[@durkdiggler5138]

#SuckBreathSwallowRepeat

[@apophis7712]

Looks like Robert Downey Jr.

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

Apophis umm...

[@-Sean_]

Fix the title

[@danielwharton4088]

no such thing as an x marine. "Once a Marine always a Marine "

[@joshuasheely4552]

What’s an x marine

[@tranlangamingo5409]

HooYaahhh

[@enlightenedidiot9552]

Fuck that was next level terrible. Go into construction... or anything else.

[@misterbojangles4636]

Supposed to be funny?

[@rae-everything]

cringe