I got the hottest Fire Emblem body pillow | Anime Dakimakura Pillow Review

[@one1nsanity]

Everytime excelblem sleeps a random sprite disappears from the pillow

[@fortissears5388]

And a random donation appears with only "kmu" as description

[@funkyflunky9882]

I can’t believe you found a legitimate corporate sponsor to fund your war crimes. I’m so proud of you.

[@navaldeus1327]

"While a common dakimakura would have one side depicting a character in a state of undress, in my case I depicted Sigurd's army in a state of DIStress, as they're being annihilated by meteors." Most would put a scantily clad woman on a daki, Excel puts a war crime on them. Of course, interesting maneuver.

[@markyohancerafael8980]

😊😊

[@ness6099]

Even on the side of a pillow Arden is unpromoted…

[@technogamer1686]

I think the only one who actually is promoted on that pillow is Lex lmao

[@boot-4704]

@@technogamer1686and Jamke

[@lightbrand_]

Ayra, lex, jamke and lewyn are promoted, I feel like holyn is too but I can’t remember which sprite that is

[@paladinslash4721]

Most Fire Emblem fans get a pillow of their waifu, you get one of a massacre. Good stuff.

[@GerudoKing_]

“What are Fire Emblem truly interested in, aside from a depiction of a scantily clad woman? That’s right, War!” I mean, you ain’t wrong.

[@ryutak777]

Caught me red handed. I do be really interested in war.

[@JbJbJb009]

I thought he said vore at first ngl

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

I was expecting a perfect level up tbh.

[@theghostcreator776]

I love the mental image of Excelblem negotiating with the poor PR guys while the company frantically tries to get him to put Camilla on it or something instead

[@haeun6053]

What do the emails even look like? “Dear whom it may concern, I would like to accept your proposal on one condition…”

[@rubberduck8096]

Petition for Excelblem to release the emails!

[@mayyoutubebeannihilated]

This is truly what Kaga intended

[@NintendoMasterNo1]

when you said "what do fire emblem fans truly desire?" I thought a perfect level up would be it.

[@technogamer1686]

Me when i level movement and con in thracia

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Can't imagine anything more attractive than that tbqh

[@yoankyun4394]

It's either that or the godsent dodge when your unit would have been killed because you misplaced it

[@duusu2608]

I would say one ueber unit, that is unkillable. In my first Awakening run I had Lucina as Great knight with a hand axe paired with chrom and the would just decimate the entire map alone (with Chrom). She even heals herself with that Sol/Luna combo skill that Great Lords get and basically dodge everything anyways

[@UfoLoche]

A pillow that's pre-level up and then post-perfect level up on the other side would actually be a kino/hilarious design.

[@CheapShotFail]

I love how the company was insistent that surely Excelblem couldn't be so crazy as to request this on his dakimakura, little did they anticipate the wave of similar orders about to come through now that this video went up because a good chunk of his fans are just as insane as he is.

[@dataida]

Well this is exact what this video for so I guess they're prepared

[@mtk77621]

I'm not sure if the merit goes mostly to your high resolution image or the printing quality of the pillow, but it came out looking much better than I would have imagined

[@GerardMenvussa]

I love the fact you had to actively negotiate to get something other than a waifu on your body pelow ^^

[@just_a_tarnished4269]

The body pillow that will warm both your body and your war crime obsessed heart ❤

[@1337treeckolol]

I'm actually insane, because this has made me SERIOUSLY want one. I never knew they could make covers like this, I adore this SO MUCH

[@demidemi2589]

This is the content I’m subscribed for.

[@goggles8691]

Bro played TMS once and now he needs to see the death of beloved units on a pillow

[@Anti-i25]

This is, legitimately, one of the funniest things you could've ever done.

[@jvts8916]

"F*** war? You must be a devoted pacifist then" "No, I put a war on a body pillow"

[@gabrieldoon]

This is exactly the type of content I subscribed for. Thanks Mr Excel.

[@zenronez1158]

Ladies and Gentlemen we have found who Excelblems true Waifu is. He may deny the affects of waifuism in FE but he himself couldn't truly deny it's a part of our DNA as FE players of some kind. Excelblem x War. That is the true and canonical pairing.

[@duusu2608]

I'm so gonna grind that S rank in every playthrough

[@66Rokers]

The real crime is how unpromoted that team is. Bro has to distribute that EXP more.

[@Excelblem]

funny thing is that it's not even my army, I took a fe4 save file from the internet to stitch the cutscene together

[@66Rokers]

@@Excelblem that is hilarious. Grabbing a random person's playthrough is peak comedy. Their mediocre playthrough (because of lacking promotions) has been immortalised in the form of a pillow for eternity.

[@technogamer1686]

@@Excelblemok thank god because only Lex being promoted hurt me lmao

[@AlkalineandAcid]

@@technogamer1686 well, at least Jamke is also promoted

[@patroka]

Hahahahahahaha, perfect! You have outdone yourself, good sir. What a fantastic idea and a fantastic ad.

[@thiccmoulder7511]

god i want that giant meteor to crush me

[@Ramperdos]

I hope somebody gets the Emmeryn jump dakimakura.

[@Excelblem]

That was genuinely a design I was going for too but the image ended up being too lowres

[@Zwizard247]

Um sir, are you sure you want pixels of a game instead of a hot girl from that game Him: YES!

[@GeoSage1137]

This is the best sponsorship I've ever seen

[@esrohm6460]

honestly better than any body pillow i have seen up to now. if you want to see porn just go to another tab than the body pillow shop and your done but this is funny. what would have been even better is if on one side it's a sfw sigurd body pillow as you expect it while on the other side it's this scene

[@idontknowyet2875]

Wait, that's a good idea They expect Sigurd, but hotter on the back and well.....

[@mtk77621]

I was absolutely NOT expecting this kind of video... let's see

[@pheonixmmkc]

That's an awesome body pillow

[@lintree]

This is the only body pillow I've ever wanted

[@JustsomeKid93]

In terms of highest body temperature reached Sigurd has gotta be the hottest FE character

[@SethJV]

Most normal Excelblem video ever released

[@EdwardoFE]

I regret to inform you that you have a SCRUB bodypillow. Look at all those unpromoted units! How am I supposed to sleep knowing that Arden didn’t get to level 20?

[@funkyflunky9882]

I have a favor to ask. Does someone have a high res mugshot of Marth, and of Marth with a Glock? I need it for square shaped reasons.

[@mtk77621]

This was hilarious, I really liked your world plays too. This video was a great idea

[@somethinggold187]

Man I went in with high hopes and was not disappointed

[@DandDgamer]

Funniest ad I've seen in a long time 😂

[@zarbonvanastrolot8696]

So you took a sponsorship of a company that sells body pillows to dive deeper into insanity. ,,Interesting maneuver"

[@technogamer1686]

Bro got a Belhalla BBQ daki lmaooooooo

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

Now I can dream of Belhalla every night!

[@Dakress23]

Lmao it's the Barbacue scene from FE4 in a Dakimura. I love it.

[@superkonijn988]

The FE4 KMU is looking great so far!

[@NarrowSpark96]

It's so great I can't even think up of anything relevant to comment...

[@Raindrop_2401]

I've seen some hot body pillows in my time but this shit's fire (I am funny and original)

[@otbgoat5498]

im getting a body pillow now

[@alcoholenthusiast]

Spoiling FE4 has been taken to a whole new level.

[@McKayla24798]

this is one of the greatest videos of all time

[@xenofes2]

This is hilarious but I'm distracted by how little of Sigurd's army that player promoted

[@autobotn1815]

This was worth the wait

[@namelessbag]

For me, it's the "Wasting 485 turns to cap Framme in chapter 4" dakimakura

[@heartbeat4atinman]

What doing a Thracia 776 Ironman does to a mf

[@StarInTheForest]

For some reason, i can see myself getting one for myself.

[@Austin_B626]

This is one of the Excelblem videos of all time!

[@crafteariee]

Mad props to the marketing reps of this company sponsoring Excelblem for rolling with his ideas for print designs that they probably never thought would sell well but certainly this yet proves the sheer prowess of Excel's tactical foresight 🤣 (the print quality looks surprisingly good LMAO)

[@Adopii]

this is amazing holy shit

[@iquemedia]

this is the best sponsorship of all time

[@OwainDark]

Huh…this is the first time I’ve truly considered buying one of these LOL

[@cocoaadept]

OMG EXCEL MERCH FINALLY

[@fortissears5388]

Okay, now I want a similar daki, just with the whole cast of Fates getting anihilated on it.

[@masterpaladin]

Dang, that pillow design is absolute fire.

[@214ms5]

this fire emblem body pillow is pretty fire

[@amperesclaw9203]

When sponsorship is actually good content.

[@jacewarbeck9684]

Other good designs are Lilith and Lilith being punched by a Faceless, Cecilia getting dunked on by Zephiel, Marth with/without a glock, Emmeryn base jumping, Rinea and Berkut + Rinea losing her soul, Ephraim saying "I don't pick fights I can't win" and a picture of him being crit, FE7 minimum stars tactician chart, Wrys body pillow, Forseti Tome (The true waifu), A Picture of Orson on one side and a picture of the russian sleep experiment with the word "Darling" beneath it, Picture of a chess board - on the other side is a few extra knights with Damien from FE7 saying "You're about to die, scream if you must"

[@404_kayjay_not_found]

I mean it's called FIRE Emblem for a reason, right? And nothing gets you going like your allies meeting their crispy end.

[@pizzahuthonoka]

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@UfoLoche]

I truly hope ADP realizes this is a far better endorsement of their products than an anime waifu. I kind of want one now.

[@pcnazillpg5065]

You mean the stolen artwork they sell?

[@queengames8421]

Sure. Why the fuck not. I'll buy a war crime body pillow.

[@theavsky1428]

Kaga would be proud

[@BoltCollector]

HOLY BASED, this shit is hillarious!

[@samf2051]

I was expecting to hear the term degenerate grinding strategy.

[@camelpimp]

seeing this on my subscription feed was a jumpscare

[@DarkJ1425]

Every FE4 wifus and husbandos in one pillow? That’s HOT

[@marcgomez8391]

Holy shit this is the most based sponsorship I have seen in a very long time.

[@kirboo9766]

I already had my Leo pillow. Official one.

[@lspuria8440]

LMAO! Imagine if you're mom saw this in the mail.

[@Zyaire286]

Ayo? Where can I find that lovely pillow. Looks really really comfy :D

[@lomc3233]

Amazing.

[@limechips4289]

dude

[@0rganic0live0il2]

so this is where the war funds went to

[@michaelvisosky743]

I desperately want to know how successful this sponsorship was. Did they get a good return on investment? What is the ratio of wives:wars ordered by excel discour code users?

[@TeitokuTTK]

Nice dakimakura bro

[@Xoinatos]

War Atrocities. My Favorite!

[@Excalibursin]

Wait, I don't get it, is there not a direct URL link to this pillow cover in the description?

[@roykooper902]

Excelblem status.

[@gabrielbitencourt1879]

If I had more money i would surely buy a Camilla bodypillow Gotta save some money for it

[@JoeEmb776]

Yoooo finally a good fucking fe daki

[@weevilunderscore]

Literally me

[@kojocreations]

Perfection

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

Okay, you know what? Yeah, this is pretty funny.

[@BBHood217]

Your dastardry knows no bounds.

[@2098543]

Where did you get your mask?

[@Flamelance_Accendo]

This is insane lmao

[@of5606]

most normal fire emblem fan

[@tdimensional6733]

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen and I am so here for it

[@PinClockFuntime]

W A R

[@justcritlmao5730]

B A S E D

[@Milkysponge]

Most scuffed shilling I've ever seen. This is fantastic.

[@williamdittmann9281]

peak

[@firecraft7032]

Funniest shit I’ve seen

[@jigglyhamburgers9366]

No fucking way