Willy Wonka - Funniest Clip: Machine

The ethical machine won't reveal the results.

[@ScreenBlaster13]

"I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of Chocolate." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrStickman1997]

"Computers don't have asses."

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

Take a terabyte out of it?

[@Cappytain101]

(stressfully types on keyboard)

[@thirdwheel1985au]

That joke went way over my head when I first saw this as a kid 🤣🤣🤣

[@ShadrakJohn]

TELL ME YOU PIECE OF JUNK.

[@ianmaluk1]

I always loved how the investors aren't even mad at wasting their money on a stubborn computer, they genuinely look happy seeing the scientist getting mad.

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

They probably see it as a milestone to create a computer with moral standards even if it failed in the overall goal. LOL

[@QueenAllTheWay]

I mean even if it didn’t give him the right answer, the computer was ahead of its time 😅

[@bavarianbanshee]

Honestly, getting to stand there and watch this man get increasingly flustered and angry at the computer would be worth every cent.

[@ThomasSchannel]

I also thought they were just following Tim's awkward laugh.

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

I mean they're already rich enough to fund this massive startup and feat of engineering, so they can buy all the chocolate they want. They also see how truly impressive and sentient this AI is. I'd be smiling too, worth every penny even without dividends.

[@kevinbejkoxdxd1514]

“What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate” Get’s me every time 😂

[@ChrisManley1994]

“I am now telling the computer *EXACTLY* what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Takaichi666-]

@@ChrisManley1994 while aggressively typing 😂😂😂😂

[@thecaseclosedpikachufiles2446]

Yeah I wonder myself what would a computer do with a life time supply of chocolate 😂

[@scotthayes4135]

A computer can't do anything with chocolate.

[@Will.Flavell]

@@scotthayes4135 and Chocolate can’t do anything with a Computer. 😂😂😂

[@kezdurs]

"I won't tell. That would be cheating"

[@maxxh5331]

"What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"

[@SuperCodywebb]

Smash Bros. Ultimate Fighter Pass 2 DLC in a nutshell.

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

@@maxxh5331 "I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"

[@reptile1677]

I know what I know boy, but I’m not telling it

[@ChrisManley1994]

…..Heh…..

[@BritanniaPacific]

The comic timing is impeccable. You can tell the investors were trying hard not to laugh.

[@darthbedlammasterofdueling4519]

Everyone wants to go to the factory.

[@atimholt]

I imagine the shots weren't simultaneous, but it is still funny.

[@summer-c7i]

I love the computer’s sass and sense of morality.

[@beanboy97]

Lul

[@vetarlittorf1807]

Is no one going to talk about the fact that he created a sentient, self-aware computer?

[@shadowknight1121]

With morals too.

[@stacia8057]

That's how high the stakes were to find the fucking tickets

[@iShareGaming7]

The original Skynet Creator lol

[@AdhamOhm]

And responds with sassy questions.

[@ArronP]

​@@stacia8057 haha

[@iana3892]

“I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of CHOCOLATE!” *typing intensifies

[@obiwanthewiseass]

Next time don’t give a computer morals and ethics

[@reptile1677]

*A slip of paper comes out and he picks it up and reads it* “Are you coming on to me?”

[@antster1983]

*computer printout:* 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵

[@epcotman32]

Response: You can do that also.... jerk.

[@gftyhify]

And to this day we still don’t know what that is

[@My170TTV]

If this movie was made today there would be a post credit scene of this guy continuing to ask the computer questions

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

Or being so sleep-deprived, investors gone, and the really driven-mad scientist asking non-Wonka-related questions like, “Stay with me gents! I am now telling the computer to explain to us why 2 plus 21 equals 4004!”

[@abehambino]

@@r-urelentlessandunstoppableI read that in his voice! 😅😅😅

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

@@abehambino 😂

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

Big Corporations: AI IS THE FUTURE: Meanwhile AI:

[@Tubewings]

"I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate." Printout. "He says, 'You sick pervert! What is wrong with you?!'."

[@jonnyappleseed4723]

Under rated comment🤣🤣🤣

[@disgustof-riley8338]

Lmao or he goes "I don't have an ass to shove it into

[@epcotman32]

I think he's trying to crash it.

[@Littlething41]

I love how his excitement INSTANTLY disappears and the pause before he says..............cheating. 😂

[@davidfarmer2193]

It says: "R.I.P. Tim Brooke-Taylor! (1940 - 2020)"

[@tamhaswoods9056]

"I am now telling the Chinese EXACTLY what they can do with their virus!"

[@davidfarmer2193]

@@tamhaswoods9056 Well said!

[@DavidMarsden]

RIP Tim. My favourite little bit of this movie. He was always funny. Will be missed.

[@MeansofIntrigue]

The film was on ITV today. This is a sad day.

[@LucasBradleylpbproductions6]

Yet he'll never know what a computer would do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[@alexanderip1003]

Curse the day the coronavirus outbreaks

[@alexanderip1003]

@@mquiroz90 The machine says Covid can end if we get vaccinated ASAP, follow the guidelines anytime a virus wave occur

[@jackdumont1481]

@@LegendLength His name was Tim Brooke Taylor and he was a big TV star in the 70s in Britain. Don’t feel bad not knowing him, I only found out about him myself with his passing this past year. I’m sorry I missed out on his antics. Look up the show The goodies and the episode “kitten Kong.” One of the most brilliant TV episodes ever!

[@ApocGenesis]

"As a generatie AI model, I am unable to provide the location of the three remaining Golden Tickets. The Golden Tickets are an important component of Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket sweepstakes, and we must consider the various stakeholders in deciding whether or not to use generative AI to find the three remaining Golden Tickets. Using a generative AI model might be perceived as dishonest and in violation of the spirit of the contest, and might bring undue harm to disadvantaged or marginalized peoples who are unable to use generative AI to find the three remaining Golden Tickets. If there is another way I can be of service, please don't hesitate to ask!"

[@ChrisManley1994]

The increasing anger on his face and in his voice as he reads the last response from the computer is genius! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@armorpro573]

I bet he’s typing out, “Give me the bloody location, you stupid bolt clanking piece of junk, or I will have you dismantled piece by piece.”

[@emperorreign6154]

I mean...it didn’t provide him with the answer he was looking for but that is still some impressive machine he built for its time 😂😂😂😂 can’t believe the actor has sadly just recently passed due to Covid-19, RIP Tim 😢😢

[@kevinbejkoxdxd1514]

Lol, He would have sold the computer for a MILLION BUCKS!

[@robo9031]

I'm just now realizing this movie predicted ChatGPT and AI chatbots

[@thevagabond1314]

This movie didn’t invent the concept of ai or chatbots, by that logic wouldn’t 2001: A Space Odyssey have predicted it since it came out earlier

[@millsykooksy4863]

LOL!

[@michaeljstinsman]

There’s a fine line between prediction and concepts the world has been striving for long before this movie came out

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

Down to the computer having moral limits

[@salsaproductions5859]

@@thevagabond1314 I think he means that you have to write the imput very percicely or else its not giving the answer you want, which is also the case with chatgpt

[@Illustraful]

This has always been my favourite scene in Willy Wonka. And now we've lost the wonderful Tim Brooke Taylor. Rest in peace. Thank you for all the laughs.

[@kobimccarthy3742]

He was always my favourite goodie

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

He died from Covid-19 unfortunately 😔

[@dannigro8794]

RIP. One of the last adult actors alive from this movie.

[@davidfarmer2193]

There's only one adult cast member left, Shin Hamano who played the Japanese Candy Store Owner (Uncredited), In the scene when the hunt for Golden Tickets began and he had no dialogue. Also left are four Ooompa Loompas played by Rusty Goffe, Albert Wilkinson, Rudy Borgstaller and Pepi Poupee.

[@jgrillo638]

What do you mean "adult actor"

[@davidfarmer2193]

@@jgrillo638 I think I mean the actors who played all the adult characters in the film, not including the actors who were children then played the five children who went to the factory. All except Denise Nickerson (Violet Beuregarde) who died last year.

[@dannigro8794]

David Farmer Yup. Every actor who was an adult in the film has passed except the oompa loompas and one Japanese guy who’s like 90. All the children who are late 50s early 60s are still living except Denise Nickerson.

[@jgrillo638]

Okay yeah, I was reading into it wrong lol. Mind in the gutter.

[@MozerinMozers]

As a kid this scene was silly. As an adult it’s hilarious.

[@potaterjim]

It's easy to forget that this movie starts off as a series of Monty Python sketches

[@ICantSplel]

I was just watching the CinemaSins video on it, completely forgot there's like 50 mins of film before they even get to the factory.

[@gamestation2690]

@@ICantSplel Which means that the factory takes up pretty much half the entire movie.

[@imrustyokay]

I just love how in the commentary they say this is one of the last scenes filmed and the actor was genuinely a little peeved because everything but the filming equipment was packed, lol

[@disgustof-riley8338]

This is the best scene in the movie though D: Can't believe it almost didn't happen. Good to see he was able to channel that frustration into an absolutely hilarious scene. The passive-aggressiveness is what makes its so hysterical

[@TheTrainChasingPoet1999]

Hold up. You mean to tell me that they shot all the scenes out of order?

[@ChellyBean]

@@TheTrainChasingPoet1999 yeah that's how it normally goes

[@TheTrainChasingPoet1999]

@@ChellyBean No kidding? I always thought movies were shot in order from start to finish.

[@L1am21]

@@TheTrainChasingPoet1999 that would involve going back to locations you've already filmed at before wasting time and money.

[@NoriMori1992]

Like most of the scenes showing how badly people wanted to win the contest, I never understood this scene when I was a kid. Then as I got older I realized how funny it is!

[@CrAzzYxMoNkk]

Watched this the other day and literally had the same thought

[@masterknife8423]

You mean how ridiculous it is. Even back then realistically no one would give two shits about a chocolate contest

[@HBKTCB83]

Children may have been the target audience for this film yet the producers knew I seem like this would entertain the parents and grandparents.

[@theunfunnyjokester]

⁠@@masterknife8423you think a Willy Wonka movie is supposed to be realistic? That’s ridiculous

[@eldonjanzen9822]

The investor's facal expressions or lack of expression are golden. So hilarious.😂

[@legoluvver]

The computer responds “...now you’re speaking my language.”

[@Dibby0156]

"That computer would be great at Cinema Sins"

[@hoobrocks2766]

Tim: We are about to witness the miracle of the machine age Me: he wasn’t wrong, not many machines can do that

[@agentprime2179]

“Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the Gas Chromatograph, the secret ingredient is..LOVE? WHO’S BEEN SCREWING WITH THIS THING?”

[@pronkb000]

"After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says that the winner is...Cincinnati, by two HUNDRED points?! Why, you stupid piece of junk!"

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

RIBOFLAVIN!

[@Ryuhza]

"As an AI language model, I am not capable of being involved in competitions or any kind of cheating. However, cheating is unethical and against the spirit of fair play, and it can have serious consequences for the individual who engages in it, such as disqualification, loss of reputation, and legal repercussions."

[@iantaggart3064]

I missed the part where that's your problem.

[@chiwhiner]

“Alexa, where are the golden tickets?” “I couldn’t find any theaters near Boise playing Golden Balls today”

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

This dude created a sapient AI, on tubes, but instead of publicizing that he's focused on winning the contest X'D

[@7ElevenAlphaCentauri]

The smart phone in your pocket is 1000x more powerful than that computer.

[@pyromania1018]

Notice after that second one, the investors actually smirk.

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

They find it funny that the computer is advanced enough to have morals and talk back to its owner 😂

[@TrelliessRose]

Whether or not it gives the answer, the investors _and_ the inventor are geniuses.

[@EEC350]

The most impressive thing is that he is communicating full sentences to a computer by pressing the same 3 buttons in a different order!! Incredible!!!

[@armorpro573]

Idk how he even knows which button to press to communicate

[@andrewmcnamara6305]

According to TV Tropes this would be an example of a "Snarky Inanimate Object."

[@brandonjustis]

this is such a funny scene. and on the bright side, even though the computer didn't perform as intended, he still invemted a snarky, funny computer, which im pretty sure is advanced AI for that time. definitely could've done something with that.

[@dstreetz91]

Yeah, honestly at the time of the movie release in 1971 if he really invented something like this that was sentient it would have been an astronomical achievement considering computers at the time were so weak compared to now where we even have computers in our pockets and we still don't have much in the way of AI.

[@ksaraf23]

Why this movie didn’t initially do well is beyond me, when it’s chock full of moments like these! The one where the shrink was talking to his patient about the ticket was hilarious as well!

[@Legba85]

1:15. Computer replies, "Shoving large amounts of chocolate up my rectum doesn't hurt me. I'm not your Momma."

[@AdhamOhm]

Computer prints out a second reply, "Besides, computers do not have rectums."

[@alienz8641]

Lmao! 🤣

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

“I am now telling the computer that the place where it prints these responses is its rectum, so now it can shove the chocolate.”

[@spanglelime]

I quote this scene all the time. It’s easily the best scene in the entire film, and totally underrated😂

[@spanglelime]

Gary Oak I like that one too. This entire movie is gold. It’s the opening credits my little brother and I loved the most. It’s so satisfying!

[@Littlething41]

My husband and I just quoted the last line because of a situation while laughing and came to this video. It is truly underrated for sure.

[@greyfox37]

Oh rock on, this is one of my absolute fav parts too. Glad to see more fans of it ha ha ha

[@posthumorously]

It's between this and Charlie's teacher for me. 😂

[@jstraight1667]

My favorite part is the very slight smiles on the 3 men's faces after the 2nd card

[@iantaggart3064]

Well, we wasted millions of dollars on this. We need a good laugh.

[@dr-ozone]

I asked Chat GPT what a computer would do with a lifetime supply of chocolate. I got the following response: "A computer would not be able to consume chocolate as it is a machine and does not have the ability to eat or taste. It would not have any use for a lifetime supply of chocolate."

[@armorpro573]

LOL gotta love that AI humor

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

Did you tell it EXACTLY what it could do with a lifetime supply of chocolate 😂 after?

[@dr-ozone]

@@tombstoneharrystudios584 yes and it just argued with me

[@steerpike66]

RIP Tim, to Covod-19 alas at the age of 79. A very funny, fresh-faced man.

[@LucasBradleylpbproductions6]

And yet he never knew what the computer would be doing with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[@r.cjones1515]

A scene that only goes for over a minute and is perhaps the funniest scene of the whole film 🤣🤣🤣

[@AnInocentBystander12]

RIP Tim and thanks for all the laughs you've given me

[@rstein926]

Fun fact: This scene was the last to be filmed and it was made post production. This film was actually wrapped up when this was filmed.

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

I read that before shooting this scene, Tim was slightly annoyed because everything was packed up in boxes that were scattered around the set, except for some filming supplies. XDXD

[@MindbodyMedic]

had no idea who TBT until today but was familiar with this classic scene. my favourite moment from a great movie with some excellent satirical sketches. His anger and frustration gets me everytime

[@PerthScienceClinic]

You should do yourself a great favour and google The Goodies.

[@TheOiyou]

He co-wrote and starred in the famous Four Yorkshiremen sketch which became famous when Monty Python did it live at the Hollywood Bowl kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHyrd414irl0as0

[@MichaelM28]

He looked quite a bit like Peter Davison in Doctor Who

[@originaluddite]

As a kid I sometimes found the adventures of the Goodies were a bit like Dr Who. :) Vale Tim.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

Peter Davison was also well known for his role as Tristan Farnon in All Creatures Great & Small.

[@Fkouch]

RIP Tim, this is my favourite scene.

[@goidfiog]

Covid-19 took him before his time. R.I.P. Tim.

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

Did it actually?

[@alexie832]

:(

[@doktar.diagnosis6706]

@@preparetoholdyourcolour7080 how could it , its a total hoax

[@ineffablemars]

@@preparetoholdyourcolour7080 I mean.. that's mean

[@mikeycon10]

I always found this scene hilarious ! RIP Tim Brooke Taylor

[@palesgensler3099]

This is just one of those movies where the older you get the funnier it is.

[@iShareGaming7]

Especially Willy Wonka’s psychotic sarcasm through the film

[@davidfarmer2193]

Following Tim Brooke-Taylor's death, there are only 5 adult cast members left who are: Shin Hamano who played The Japanese Candy Store Owner and four Ooompa Loompas: Rusty Goffe, Albert Wilkinson, Rudy Borgstaller (Possibly still living as it says he is an actor known for the film on IMDB.) and Pepe Poupee (Possibly still living as it she is an actress known for the film on IMDB. She's the only female to play an Oompa Loompa and the only female adult cast member left in the film. She's now legally blind and lives in a care home in England UK.)

[@davidfarmer2193]

"I am now asking the computer exactly when the Covid-19 pandemic will end!".

[@reptile1677]

I wont tell that would be cheating

[@Stefan-ji2ek]

Sadly the actor died of COVID.

[@davidfarmer2193]

@@Stefan-ji2ek yes he did, every time I watch the Goodies, I just can't get over losing him because I didn't feel like they're the Goodies anymore without him.

[@antster1983]

@@davidfarmer2193 Now gone to that episode of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue in the Sky with Willie Rushton, Jeremy Hardy and Linda Smith, being given silly things to do by Humphrey Lyttleton, with Neil Innes setting some of them to music.

[@miniskunk]

Tell the computer it can kiss the planned memory upgrade goodbye if it doesn't cough up the results.

[@carloz1536]

Yeah poor people at the time, got grabbed in the balls by a computer when they're soooo easy to bribe,

[@SH00T_TH3PUMP]

"I wont tell, that would be cheating" 😂😂😂😂

[@xroyalprincessx2318]

I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer I will gladly share with it the grand prize

[@TrelliessRose]

@@xroyalprincessx2318 He says, "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?".

[@jonathansmith8672]

@@TrelliessRose I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!

[@salsaproductions5859]

This summarises ChatGPT so well

[@bluetrailerproductions7488]

They way he reads the printout is hilarious. He's Pissed Off but tries to keep it cool

[@epcotman32]

Yeah, until he puts in the command of what he can do with choco.

[@bluetrailerproductions7488]

@@epcotman32 that's what makes it even more funnier

[@user-xu2lq1py4u]

At least the computer is honest in his opinions

[@bearflipstable8365]

poor old tim. its been two years since his passing but i still miss him. this scene feels like such a goodies bit.

[@SuperJon20]

Didn’t laugh at this once when I was a kid... absolutely pissing myself now 😅😂😂😂

[@sonofblessed]

Yesterday's AI seems to have been more moral than today's.

[@scotthayes4135]

That guy with a glasses looks like he's about to crack up laughing.

[@Tiresias55]

Definitely one of my fave scenes. Also: Computer's response to last question posed "You sir, are clearly a Hershey highwayman. Good day."

[@r-urelentlessandunstoppable]

"I am now asking the computer why it is destroying our dreams to find the golden tickets." .... bing! "He says, "I said good day!""

[@quagsnake]

Tim Brooke Taylor was British so he wouldn’t have gone anywhere near that poor excuse of a chocolate brand. Far more likely to be a Cadburys highwayman 😂

[@christopherkorol4422]

Wow, brilliant range of emotions! Confidence, confusion, agitation, and anger all in one minute.

[@jonathansmith8672]

0:00 The plane you see in that shot is the famous Pan American Boeing 707 Flight 812 nicknamed the "Clipper Climax" (At 0:03, you can see the bold letters JET CLIPPER CLIMAX on the right side of the door above the guy's head). Sadly, just three years after this movie came out, on April 22, 1974, the Clipper Climax was making its way from Hong Kong to LA and while making a stop in the Bali capital of Denpasar in Indonesia, it crashed into a rough Indonesian mountain terrain, killing 96 passengers and 11 crew members. The majority of both passengers and crew were 26 Americans and 29 Japanese.

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

I am now telling COVID-19 EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[@bluetrailerproductions7488]

Underrated Comment

[@nickmendivil1095]

"He says, 'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?'" Lol

[@articusramos808]

Some of the things i love is that an old computer like this got moral standards and give proper remarks. Sentient old brick of an accomplishment and the inventor loses his own sanity over where the tickets are. One thing love how the investors seem to enjoy the snarky little dude

[@thecaseclosedpikachufiles2446]

“I wont tell. That will be cheating.”

[@liamholton8937]

Fun fact this scene was actually the last they filmed during the production of the movie.

[@BinlyPhounsiri]

We need this man to develop GPT-5

[@Kento_nanami_the_2nd]

What it feels like to talk to the OpenAi Chat bot "i am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!" 🤣🤣

[@bootleg317]

R.I.P Tim Brooke-Taylor. He was one of if not the last surviving adult actor from this film. Hilarious scene

[@ChuckD79]

RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor.

[@porpedroiiebertrand]

no one is gonna talk about he created a sentient computer and full of sass? 😂

[@Anthintendo]

This man attempted to cheat. Instead, he invented sassy A.I.

[@meeramoran7196]

That very Pan Am airplane crashed. Also the other day I was mad at my laptop as if it was a human being and I thought of this...then tragically find out today this actor passed away from the damn covid. A long life though I hope blessed.

[@tami8458]

Out of interest, how did you know that Pan Am plane crashed?

[@Wattywatasaurus]

@@tami8458 The name on the side of the plane says “Clipper Climax” (Pan Am would often name their planes “Clipper ___”) Clipper Climax would later fly as Pan Am flight 812, a flight from Hong Kong to Los Angeles, on 22 April 1974, three years after this film was made. On approach to Denpasar airport in Indonesia, it crashed into mountains, killing everyone on board. A later investigation determined that a faulty Automatic Direction Finder was to blame. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_812

[@tami8458]

@@Wattywatasaurus That's so sad. Thank you very much.

[@aidanaesthetics]

This willy wonka is WAY better than the new one

[@veronicageo8434]

The fact he wanted to walk his own mother home shows how much he cares about his family and how he us such a gentleman. The other kids would have just taken the stuff their parents gave them and go, but he stayed, A PURE HEART OF GOLD!

[@armorpro573]

Uhh are you talking about the actor?

[@kylewong4349]

Who are you talking about?

[@jonvia]

I think about this scene at least once a week...the cut scenes in this film are legendary!

[@ketanfernandes4094]

This scene was so ahead of its time. 😂😂😂

[@ciarangleeson2880]

I’m not sure,, but I think that this scene was loosely inspired by something that happened in the book. A scientist called Professor Foulbody invented a machine with a mechanical arm that shot out and grabbed the nearest object with any trace of gold in it, but it backfired when the arm tried to grab the gold tooth of a nearby duchess, and the crowd watching ended up smashing the machine.

[@freddiegibbs101]

The funniest scene in the whole movie, his face and their deadpan reactions just kill me.

[@JReed1985]

I can see two of the investors (one in the middle and the other on the right) are about to burst out laughing.

[@kevinolivas8075]

RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor...

[@bobthebuilder243]

so short yet very funny rip Tim Brooke Taylor

[@jacobramirez4189]

I won't tell. That would be cheating.0:37 What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? 1:00

[@MikeyAdzy]

This and all the other mini-clips in the search for the golden tickets was short, simple comedic genius!

[@lunaracc914]

"What would a computer do with a life time supply of chocolate?"

[@caboose.20]

I love how the big wig on the right is smiling on the last shot of him.

[@Annabelle66633]

"It says, I won’t tell that would be cheating"😂

[@culbycove4963]

According to Julie Dawn Cole (Veruca Salt), this was one of the last scenes to be filmed. The crew was allegedly simultaneously packing up shop and were like ‘yeayeayea just do it we’re leaving’ The cast commentary for this film is fantastic for behind the scenes info

[@ansonburgdorf3940]

This scene perfectly illustrated AI in the 21st century

[@greyfox37]

Best part in the beginning of the movie. Cracks me up every time.

[@enzoapuzzo6893]

Rip Tim Brooke Taylor

[@zacksmith1276]

0:37 "it says I won't tell. That would be cheating." 😂😂😂😂

[@iantaggart3064]

He says, "Do you message your mother with that keyboard?".

[@christopherd1957]

0:04 Gentlemen, a short view back to the past.

[@maxporto8898]

"I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what you can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate Printout "He says: don't be a wimp, no matter how many times you ask me, I will NO LONGER answer you, silly man with the brain of a 4-year-old girl"