Willy Wonka and his sarcastic one liners

[@leonidas231]

i love when he "tries" to stop the children

[@Radman1889]

Stop. Don't. :|

[@robbalison]

"Stop don't come back."

[@modrenwarefare]

Yeah you have Johnny Depp who yells at them when they are in danger, and you have Gene Wilder who just says "Stop Don't Come Back." All casually. Depp's may have been weirder and louder but Wilder made me crack up!

[@caitlinjane92]

LOL so do I! I found the way he tried to stop Agustus from drinking the Chocolate River to be pretty funny. It almost looks like he's trying to stop him, but I think in actuality he meant to scare Agustus enough so that he'd fall in.

[@MrConstantine02]

Well, Wilder's performance was better, but I think Depp handled it pretty well. Like, he tries to stop them, but just looks annoyed when they do it anyway. When Violet goes on a rant about how she'll eat the dinner-gum anyway despite his warnings, Depp just does a "huh. Very well then." look that's really good.

[@ethandalton6480]

"Bull!" "No, roast beef." I've never picked up on this line before. Utter brilliance.

[@hyperpowerfulform5132]

That's the best thing about this movie, it gets funnier the older you get.

[@kaptaintrips]

...the older you get and funnier each and every time you watch it.

[@hyperpowerfulform5132]

Adoniss​ It's clever word-play. Bull is short for Bullshit which, is, as you know, another term for nonsense. So when Mr. Salt said "Bull!" he ment "That's nonsense!" But the joke is that Mr. Wonka (most likely intentionality) mistook what Mr. Salt said as a guess about what flavor of meat was in the gum. It's also the only time where they got away with the word 'Bull(shit)' in a G Rated film (I think so anyway.). *PEACE!*

[@RobJ07]

One of my favorite lines lol

[@hyperpowerfulform5132]

Robert Juarez *WE* are the music Makers And *WE* are the dreamers of dreams.

[@pauldickinson3961]

"He can't swim!" "There's no better time to learn."

[@an_you16]

Paul Dickinson help, police, murder. XD

[@Ali1986Koksal]

The comment about the furnace Verruca and her Dad went into being lit every other day so they should "a good stand a sporting chance" always makes me chuckle.

[@OpTiuMDezo]

"candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" my favorite quote

[@SoulRebelInStereo]

its about gettin gals into bed ahahah

[@SoulRebelInStereo]

+Hiddin Meening dude shut up

[@SoulRebelInStereo]

+Hiddin Meening might be trolling tho meh

[@GenGamesUniverse]

mine is "Oh a little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men!"

[@OpTiuMDezo]

XTheVideoGamerGirlX thats a good one too

[@toogood_jlv4165]

I'm sorry all questions must be submitted in writing

[@lmariemarie2546]

LOL hella funny!

[@seanstange8704]

ok

[@Pintobean120]

ok

[@mattstew6078]

Snozwangers? Furmisseskiniz?

[@Pintobean120]

@@mattstew6078 what sort of rubbish is that?

[@alyssasanders1251]

"Help. Police. Murder." will forever and always be my favorite line from anything ever

[@pottytheparrot310]

Mine is "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker"

[@ethancrowe280]

1:09

[@vt_973]

"Stop, don't."

[@noir-214]

I often quote that line

[@JamesR624]

1:29 - 1:36 This feels straight from Gregory House.

[@kristaharris5396]

"He can't swim!" "There's no better time to learn." XD

[@stevecooper7883]

John Wayne reference 😅

[@lgmmrm]

"Stop, Don't, Come Back."

[@BONNIEJDAVIS]

the best!!!!

[@caitlinjane92]

My ultimate favorite quote from him, LOL!

[@ethancrowe280]

5:55

[@joshuabaiiley8419]

Logan Mainord just as I read they he said it

[@ZUDE9978]

Josh Bailey

[@walteracevedo5105]

Top 5 Wonka Lines: 5: *"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."* 4: *"With your buoyancy sir, rest assured."* 3: *"We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams."* 2: *"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."* 1: *"So shines a good deed in a weary world..."* Honorable mention to Charlie's Grampa: *"Ah, Mr. Salt got what he wanted."* Charlie: *"What's that?"* *"Veruca went first."*

[@j.h.6633]

3. Is a requote and 5. suspiciously sounds like a requote. Ie, unoriginal. Still damn fine entertainment though.

[@johncronin9540]

The writers of this movie deliberately sprinkled the script with various quotes from other original sources. They aren't in the book (bear in mind the movie does use a different title), but they are one of the things that I think makes the movie better. I agreed with Gene Wilder, when asked about the "re-make", compared it to trying to re-make the Wizard of Oz. I can no more imagine any other Willy Wonka than Gene Wilder, than I can imagine another Dorothy than Judy Garland. Don't misunderstand, Wilder was not claiming "Willy Wonka" to be the equal of "The Wizard of Oz" -- he was saying that some classics just cannot be re-made. And I agree.

[@DrakoxRising]

0- "You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"

[@jasonhylnd001]

"Help, police, murder."

[@xxkewldudexx]

JB In fact, every one except #4 is a requote (along with a good chunk of his other lines).

[@rickybenitez]

"Oh if you have any problems dial information, thank you for calling" 😄😄😄

[@princessmarlena1359]

I used to use that line on my siblings when they would ask me where I’m going or what I’m doing.

[@tristandunn4761]

My parting line whenever I take off work 😂😂

[@samtinkle9076]

just... complete fork in the garbage disposal line. It's my favorite one!

[@Aurongel]

I love the detail at 4:42 where Verruca’s dad condescendingly fidgets with Wonka’s bow tie and then Wonka quietly responds by doing the same thing to his tie.

[@KevinAlsephone]

I never noticed that after all these years watching this movie. Nice detail.

[@gideonjones8088]

It’s amazing how with every line his face gets redder as he starts to panic

[@RachelBethAhrens]

"So shines a good deed in a weary world." -Shakespeare, 'Merchant of Venice'. The most beautiful moment in the film.

[@johncronin9540]

Agreed. Thanks for the source.

[@robertonegron776]

I really like the part where he say "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream."

[@jbizzle8491]

Such an artistic genius of Gene that he delivers the line flawlessly and almost without acting begging the reality of himself and the story that is told. Moreso, such a subtle climax to an endearing adventure. Rest In Peace, Mr. Wilder! You sir are a Gentleman among men.

[@miguelservetus9534]

@@jbizzle8491His autobiography reveals a very dark side.

[@doubledrats235]

Why do I start crying when I hear that line in this film?

[@acidsuga]

"the suspense is terrible, i hope it will last" :D

[@omegaproductionsable]

Too funny, I love it when his mother says "You'll boil him up for sure I just know it"!

[@greenmatrix30seven]

terrible*

[@livelikeyourdieing15]

Best line 😂

[@vanossfanhernandez2456]

ɷɷɷ I Have Watchedddd Thiss Movieeee Leakedd Version Hereee : - t.co/hfljXbuCTq

[@TheArgusPlexus]

Lol are you actually stupid?

[@petermainwald6413]

Some people think the parents and kids are bizarre and done up for the movie. I work in an Emergency Room. Trust me. these people are quite sane compared to today..

[@j.h.6633]

Give us an anecdote.

[@rob-profoundlydapper1619]

you never know what is going to come through that door...

[@queenks9150]

In a city nearby where I live, there was a big hospital, and some lady bought all five of her kids the ER because they had the sniffles.

[@j.h.6633]

Hahaha! Better safe than sorry, I guess?!

[@manictiger]

+Ms Penguin6 Are you guys forced to go by the order they came in, or can you keep them on the bottom of the list? Cuz... Yep. I'd shove them at the bottom. Let's see, we've got a guy with an earplug stuck in his ear, another with a missing finger that needs reattachment, one with a bullet wound on his arm, a girl that's been stabbed... Oh yeah, and some lady with 5 healthy kids. Gee, who should we bring in first?

[@PlaceItHereOrThere]

I love Wonka's interactions with Veruca Salt's dad.

[@omegaproductionsable]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

[@rachels6582]

Mr. Salt is hilarious 😂

[@pmiskovic]

I'm sorry, but all questions MUST be submitted in writing

[@caboose.20]

a little nonsense now and again is cherished by the wisest men.

[@Dayman90]

Bull! No, roast beef but I haven't got it quite right yet.

[@galarianmike283]

"Don't just stand there, do something!" "Help. Police. Murder." That one absolutely nailed me.

[@ZeldaSam1]

I think her German accent makes it funnier.

[@TheFatPunisher]

"there's no better time to learn" I love when characters make sarcastic remarks off camera like that.

[@nintendopet114]

We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;- World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

[@johncronin9540]

Thanks for the source.

[@squigglydickley1851]

thanks

[@dariuswoods5312]

What is that supposed to mean?

[@killtoby]

capn crumbs if you dont know, you are lost.. open your mind young one👀

[@jamescampbell2353]

I had no idea, thank you for the source.

[@SirCraigius]

*whisper whisper* "No, no. I won't hold you responsible"

[@emirlsanchos6302]

Then there's also "Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the Fudge Room but look sharp for the boy's liable to get poured into the boiler."

[@AgusSkywalker]

"Stop. Don't. Come back..." Doesn't get better than this.

[@MaeTheWolfDemon]

Mrs Gloop: "Don't just stand there, do something!!!" Willy Wonka: (sarcastically) "Help. Police. Murder." XD

[@jasmineclark552]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadowferas]

lmao

[@officiallyGay]

that's my favorite line he says

[@jasmineclark552]

+officially. Gay ikr it's hilarious

[@livelikeyourdieing15]

😂 my second favorite line

[@jasonkoch3182]

Gene's Willy Wonka was so iconic because you honestly did not know if he was just going to sit there while those kids died.

[@Ryuhza]

I appreciate the ambiguity. There's no scene of them all exiting the factory like in the book or Tim Burton version, nor are their grisly demises confirmed and outright portrayed like in the (kind of disturbing) musical. It suits Wonka's whole M.O. in this movie to keep the viewer uncertain to the end. He does promise Charlie that the other kids are alright, but that's still down to how much you trust the man.

[@jjbonquiqui]

Ah man, you missed one of my favorites! Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house? WW: Why, having fun?

[@timelordaxl7]

YES!!! That line always has me in stiches!! haha

[@credendovides20]

In Italian the dubbing says more or less: Mr Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of Horror House? WW: I'm happy that you've noticed it.

[@andytim]

+Selene Interesting. That's not at all the tone in English.

[@credendovides20]

andytim Yeah, sometimes translate really means betray. ;-)

[@DangerZone200]

+reinadetazas42 lol yeah i was thinking the same thing

[@thomasrutz2532]

I just noticed, after he puts Mike in his mom’s purse, he starts swinging the thing around as they walk over to the Oompa Loompa

[@KarbineKyle]

"HOW DO YOU MAKE 'EM?!" "I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, speak a little louder next time."

[@losiglowful]

I didn't catch that when I was younger. As an adult with loud kids, it really hits home now 😂

[@Radman1889]

"I told you not to, silly boy"

[@thedragonsnortchannel2609]

"She was a bad egg"

[@Norules1704]

"Please Don't Come back"

[@mollineux]

Don't, stop

[@emirlsanchos6302]

@@thedragonsnortchannel2609 "There's going to be a lot of garbage today."

[@selenabarron9352]

Violet: spitting is a disgusting habit Wonka: I know a worse one 😂

[@troyoro]

😉

[@omegaproductionsable]

Nicely handled Veruca, she's a girl who knows where she's going!

[@andymac8624]

yup, down the garbage chute. We call that foreshadowing where I come from.

[@TitanWar93]

I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooow.

[@JamesLaverty08]

Arthur Carroll She was a bad egg...

[@eileenshams5139]

Arthur Carroll

[@kylereeve5282]

scott c

[@dannytheman1313]

He literally gave no fucks

[@Neoansho]

No, he did give one. It was for his chocolate.

[@kdfelton1966]

“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men!” That’s my favorite.

[@l.choitz6472]

Every time I hear it I hear "... widest men" calling him fat 😂

[@RyanWow65]

"Stop don't comeback..." lmao

[@stevarino1989]

my mom always says that to me when I walk away and she needs a favor that very second. kind of annoying haha.

[@aqua_teen_hunger_force6810]

Ryan Wow ikr he sounded like gave 0 fucks. XD

[@crazyman8472]

"Help, police, murder." ; )

[@colepursell9984]

"Are you sure this thing will float, Wonka?" "With your buoyancy, rest assured. "

[@LPTV84]

Stop. Don't. Comeback ... :|

[@megabojan1993]

He sounded very worried when he said that :)

[@stevarino1989]

My mom always says that to me when something pops into her head that she wants me to ask as I walk out of the room . . . lol.

[@jenniferbullett7254]

I love that line. haha haha

[@k-cwegner1949]

I never realized when he was put in his moms purse, that wanka waa gladly swinging it while walking

[@Cheirish95]

"The suspense is terrible!... I hope it'll last"

[@SmGTwist]

"So shines a good deed in a weary world." You brought us joy, Gene. Your good deeds will continue to shine.

[@kathleenmms]

This movie used to make me so mad when I was a kid. I didn't understand why he was mean to those kids but now that I'm older I get it haha.

[@yanderoro3721]

I honestly turned into him over the years xD

[@shawzie1916]

I'd be more concerned if you didn't Roro x]

[@jdl3621]

+shawzie1916 at first glance, I thought your profile picture was twenty one pilots

[@MrGrunt-dw7lg]

Maybe it was because you were one of those kids.

[@manictiger]

Stop, don't, come back.

[@pamelacorona3665]

So shines a good deed in a weary world. Rest in Peace Gene : (

[@shawzie1916]

Damn, I went all day without KZbin comments making me feel, till now.

[@gophersmith]

That saved the movie for me. Little Charlie, age 10, admitting that he and Grampa were also wrong. The only one who apologized.

[@Eve_Tan97]

All of this asshole sarcasm was what made him such a good Wonka. Depp's Wonka was just weird.

[@CavemenproductionsTV]

I think they are both genius interpretations.

[@Eve_Tan97]

CavemenproductionsTV I liked Depp's weird Wonka but Gene's sarcastic Wonka will always be my favorite.

[@Tusc9969]

Depp's was EMO Wonka Sarcasm

[@SirCraigius]

The thing is, its intelligent and witty sarcasm. And nearly always used to counter other peoples bullshit.

[@Tusc9969]

+SirCraigius witty, intelligent sarcasm to cover up their shitty personality.

[@shadowferas]

"Bull" "No, roast beaf" Lmao

[@AesirOmega]

"I can't go on forever. And I don't really want to try." All aboard the feels train.

[@mr.personality7762]

god, if I ever have kids, this will be one of them gems they must witness as I did. thank yoy

[@mr.personality7762]

Dawn Brady No ma'am! Push comes shove, I have my own Geese.

[@valerielopez7485]

yoy

[@aaronthebox]

"Sign the waver, so I'm not accountable for all of your deaths"

[@Lario64]

2:58 "WRONG :D"

[@thelightningbolt7658]

That part made me cry from laughter when I was younger...

[@Haylex98]

😂😂😂

[@stickymolasses8358]

IT’S GUM!! WRONG! 😁

[@masewindu]

we lost another legend. RIP Gene Wilder. :(

[@keelydobrowolsky3735]

Yes. I just hope 2016 won't take anymore legends. We've lost too many.

[@annagrace21]

+Keely Dobrowolsky yes way too many!!

[@lmariemarie2546]

yes we did

[@cwhite6397]

November 9th it will be outside so pictures are encouraged

[@perlasantiago306]

Mase Windu R.I.P Gene Wilder 😭😭😭😢😢😢😰😰😰

[@Obad87]

"sign away Charlie we've got nothing to lose. No I mean seriously we got nothing."

[@cicilys6944]

RIP Gene Wilder. You will always be my favorite Willy Wonka.

[@ivefallenandicantgetup5847]

Cicily S everyone's*

[@jay-day]

and my favorite dr frankenstein :)

[@jolandasnell6529]

​@@jay-day Fronckenstone 😉🥰

[@hypnos9336]

he's the only one as far as I'm concerned

[@FancyCatYT]

One of my favourite actors even

[@IveGotToast]

I love the way he says wrong to Violet about the gum.

[@johncronin9540]

Her father has a great line "Violet, you're turning violet, Violet" and then "I've got a blueberry for a daughter." Violet has always been referred to as "The Blueberry Girl"

[@crazyman8472]

3:08 "Oh! I wouldn't do that; I really wouldn't." Probably his most sincere warning of the whole movie. 😜

[@LevonBlueoak]

​​@@crazyman8472 tbf, other than Charlie, she was, imo, the only one who might have won the factory. She at least showed some sort of appreciation for the gum and for Wonka's craft, she just didn't listen to the numerous warnings.

[@Suusie823]

So shines a good deed...in a weary world. Rest in peace, Gene Wilder. No one can touch your genius.

[@SuspiciouslyDLicious]

My favorite line. The most poignant line. I shed a tear whenever I hear it.

[@ginasannino2089]

From what I read it sounds like Gene never even had a script, he was just being Gene.

[@oralboytoy]

5:51 I love how sarcastically Wonka feigns concern for the boy. "Stop, don't, come back".

[@AccioLightningScar]

Gene playing Willy Wonka was a good deed in a weary world.

[@mynameisnotimportant2854]

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

[@robertonegron776]

What I took from this is not how important it is to parent kids, but just how important it is that kids stay kids.

[@humanwaves497]

I love, " The suspence is terrible, I hope it will last."

[@zackary-z]

i plead to you mr.wonka teach me your ways of sarcasim and swag

[@nespc8271]

he's dead dude.

[@zackary-z]

depression insumes my mind

[@silvercat18]

Fear not, through the power of recorded media, we can still learn his ways, via his many performances.

[@nespc8271]

one with the sandwich universe don't forget he'll always live with us, in our hearts.

[@theSpartan187]

I love how this version of wonka is still used today for the candy.

[@Aldroid151]

'Across the desert lies the promised land'

[@Hekkle01]

"Well dont just stand there! Do something!" - Lady "Help. Police. Murder." - Monotone Willy

[@Eddible_]

Mrs. Gloop: He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds! Wonka: Impossible my dear lady, that's absurd! UNTHINKABLE! Mrs. Gloop: WHY? Wonka: BECAUSE THAT PIPE DOESN'T GO TO THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM IT GOES TO THE FUDGE ROOM Holy shit I'm dying. His sarcasm gets me every time 😂

[@stevarino1989]

lol I never realized how sarcastic he was being until now. Now that's even funnier. XD

[@Powerranger-le4up]

Gene Wilder, you will be missed.

[@lmariemarie2546]

RIGHT! ima miss him so much! that's my boy!

[@rosypink1856]

"Clap Clap Clap" well said.

[@TheFlashzap]

i watch this movie half a dozen times as a child and never got these but now as an adult THE SNARKINESS AND QUIPS pure genius

[@SunBunz]

1:10 3:25 5:56 Such urgency. lol RIP Gene. You were the man.

[@ThingsIDidDo]

Rest in peace Gene :(

[@Chizeech88]

This compilation alone illustrates why no remake or spinoff of WW will ever work. Gene Wilder's performance was absolutely perfect

[@jamesc475]

One of the few perfect performances ever put on film. What a treasure you were, Mr. Wilder. God bless.

[@ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek]

"The suspense is Terrible, I hope it'll last" this one sarcastic one liner rings true.

[@shankerr484]

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams". That's a quote that will live with me. RIP Gene.

[@PatrikLowe]

I love Roald Dahl's stories, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It's interesting: I feel that the 2005 Tim Burton version is a little more faithful to the book, and maybe even has slightly more of a "Roald Dahl feel" to it, but I think Gene Wilder is closer to the Willy Wonka of the book, and I prefer this movie version.

[@RobJ07]

"You sure this thing will float, Wonka?" "With your buoyancy sir, rest assured" 😅

[@bronzestar87]

R.I.P. Gene Wilder: THE TRUE WILLY WONKA!!!

[@natewhite9929]

"So shines a good deed, in a weary world." This man will always be a legend. RIP

[@Kikirocy]

kid falls down* Wonka: I told you not to, silly boy

[@GrypheonSteele]

Gene Wilder is the best!

[@scottbuckley823]

he has the rare ability to make every line work

[@omegaproductionsable]

Exactly

[@WeMuckAround]

*was

[@itwontcomeout5678]

+WeMuckAround *always

[@PhilipJoyce]

WeMuckAround

[@sandycheeks7497]

violet: " why gum, it's gum" wonka: " Wrong!" hahahaha

[@jawn1977jaws]

Willy : " Oh, no ...I won't hold you responsible ! ... "

[@joshuawertman8711]

This is the best because of Gene Wilder. He was the perfect mix of genius and psychopath with humorous wit sprinkled in.

[@Powdered__Donut]

the "Stop, Don't, Come Back" is seriously the funniest thing

[@painbow6528]

This film and his performance keep getting better.

[@Hekkle01]

"So shines a good deed, in a weary world." - Willy

[@madeleine5561]

I love gene's wonka he was witty and charming and seemed to genuinely like the kids till they started misbehaving and his sarcastic responses to other people's rudeness or panic were just top notch. there is no better wonka (depp was just annoying)

[@marjikarlgaard1231]

"So shines a good deed in a weary world." RIP, the smiles still linger. Thanks for the laughs, Mr Wilder.

[@martw5291]

No, stop, dont(!) Classic Gene.

[@SuspiciouslyDLicious]

I refused to see the last defilement of this milestone in my childhood. No one could EVER come close to Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. He IS Willy Wonka and always will be! FOREVER. X(.........

[@Numbah12AD]

loved this movie. best version of it I ever saw

[@puppyhowler]

after all these years i totally forgot how much of a smart ass willy wonka is XD

[@weekendwarriorprospecting817]

Some films should never be remade. This is one of them. Leave the classics alone ❤

[@graystarstudios1179]

"stop. don't come back" OMG THAT HAD ME DEAD

[@TheArgusPlexus]

So shines a good deed in a weary world...haunting, RIP Gene

[@michaelhasfel7]

"You can suck them, suck them, and they never get any smaller" aff, i'm too old for this.

[@emirlsanchos6302]

"At least I don't think they do. Few more tests."

[@chlo7114]

I understand this film so much more now than I ever did as a child. It's very metaphorical and clever. With some very good life lessons. Combined with the sarcastic humour it's just great. I found a whole new appreciation and love for willy wonka. 🍭

[@Earthshaker513]

"Don't. Stop. Come back." is my all-time favorite. I use it all the time.

[@omegaproductionsable]

There's gonna be a lot of garbage today...

[@gusbaker4u]

no no, I won't hold you responsible

[@pottytheparrot310]

+gusbaker4u Help. Police. Murder.

[@hyperpowerfulform5132]

Hsaw Aknow.

[@pottytheparrot310]

+Power B Aknow si atsgnag

[@hyperpowerfulform5132]

!Thgir ,wonk I !Emosewa s'he Eneg Redliw ,Ecaep Ni Tser

[@hannahfbr]

i love how casually he swings the purse he just put mike in

[@lavalampluva55401]

It's not Rachmaninoff, it's the opening to Marriage of Figaro by Mozart.

[@Powerranger-le4up]

Mike Tevee says, "man overboard", when Augustus falls in.

[@omegaproductionsable]

Good one I totally missed it.

[@angelreyes8721]

I thought the same.

[@olstar18]

Part of what makes the movie so great. You don't just have the main lines but background stuff being said that you'd miss if you don't look for it.

[@MarcosSilva-ek6jf]

curti muito no meu tampo amo muito

[@justsquidding]

"DO SOMETHING!" "Help, police, murder."

[@DrCHUD666]

"It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat." .....ummmmmm......I'm not going anywhere near that one. It just writes its own self.

[@Glitch_Crazed]

Bruh

[@DangerZone200]

yeaaahh that was back in the good old days when people weren't perverts

[@crazyman8472]

Pre-internet double entendres! Probably unintentional, but still... :)

[@DrCHUD666]

***** Thanks for that one. Almost forgot that line.

[@stevarino1989]

I feel like I'm the only one who didn't know what a blowjob was until well into my teens. I feel pathetic. But I know how they feel now haha.

[@aliasfakename3159]

Wonka avoided a few lawsuits with his sarcastic warnings. He can say he *did* warn them

[@anthonyfanchin1144]

Sarcasm: The worlds greatest language.

[@MAnuscript421]

"Oh, if you have any problems, dial for information. Thank you for calling." Don't know why, but this always got a chuckle out of me.

[@ThatKarin]

I feel like Veruca's dad got the most sass and I love it.