Exercising My Second Amendment Rights In Skyrim

[@CheevoFN]

I feel like a good mod addition to this series is "Touring Carriages" which allow you to actually ride through Skyrim on the Carriges, without fast travel.

[@Mylque-ing]

I definitely considered it, but I've had some bug issues with it in the past and wanted to keep things as stable as possible

[@JanoschNr1]

There indeed is such a mod. Don't recall what it was named tho.

[@SullySadface]

It's making me think of slammed wagons doing donuts around Helgen

[@JanoschNr1]

@@SullySadface Like shrek in that Grand Theft Auto Knock off scene? xD

[@SullySadface]

@@JanoschNr1 Dunno what that is, I just live in the midwest

[@thehasbullaofalltime]

joe joeman is such a great father, standing up for lucia like that

[@derrickdomino7287]

No none for you!

[@RealBradMiller]

I just played tag with her for like five minutes, and then when it was done I was like, "okay, now to go kill the emperor; be back before dinner!" 😂

[@Bbro-ls1tu]

Joe solved racism only to…never mind😂😂😂

[@OutlaweDUp]

had to make 900 likes....lol

[@markalbert8135]

To recap; Joe gets drunk, obtains a dangerous weapon, gives his daughter a dirty book, then kills her bully's parents with the aforementioned weapon. That was AWESOME!!!

[@nightstrikestudios9883]

Man the Mr. Hands reference was insanely good, and surprising.

[@laran1708]

Was so sudden it literally stunned me

[@abadhaiku]

I did not know about this before now, and I wish I could un-know about it.

[@tomnyskull]

I hate getting that reference so much

[@grzegorzha.]

It's good to know that while Joe Joeman does run from the law sometimes, he still respects it enough to go to jail when he feels he deserves it, even though he could abuse his power as Thane. Definitely High King of Skyrim material.

[@logan_wolf]

Braith bullies Joe's daughter. Joe: *I'm gonna make Braith an orphan.*

[@asa9528]

A healthy reaction

[@UncleSnowzo]

That Mr.Hands joke was vile 😭😭😂

[@killgorethefucklord]

Yeah that s*** gave me Vietnam flashback

[@Munin92]

He'll be high king someday.. lol

[@CommanderWiggins]

That just means more Joe Joeman content in the meantime

[@derrickdomino7287]

I do skooma this bad.

[@Blaybay123]

Literally started looking forward to the weekends even more for these new episodes and when I'm done I just rebinge the playlist 😭💙

[@CalIunn]

Same. This guy came out of nowhere with just straight bangers and quickly became one of my favourite youtubers

[@Blaybay123]

yeah exactly! He has a good sense of humor and his editing really enhances it. You can also definitely see improvement over the course of this series. I'm excited to see where this will go

[@RealBradMiller]

It was early in the morning when he rode into Rorikstead He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' at each head He's a Dovakhin loose and running, came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some enchanting with the big crossbow on his hip Big crossbow on his hippppp

[@abadhaiku]

*Janet voice* not the dragonborn.

[@jaimeXDgo]

Man, finally having enough firepower to actually kill things without spending half an evening per enemy feels nice. Now I hope to see Joe Joeman getting some fresh drip that hopefully saves him from getting oneshotted by even a ill meaned sneeze. May I suggest that you try getting the Gauldur amulet? It's fit for a king and it gives some neat bonuses that would let you summon Arvak and maybe survive a little more, too.

[@1th_to_comment.]

Arvak? You mean Frost, right?

[@SneakybeakyScrub]

this is true. joe should hard pivot to heavy armor to get some actual survivability perks. combine that with primal fear and focus on the prey he can march down at enemies while aiming his gun, terrifying them and making any who dare attack unable to stagger him. then he should get back into the business and level up his alchemy and speech. then he'll have even more armor piercing bolts, extra traps in his arsenal, and stamina draining poisons on frost bolts to make his enemies even more useless against him. hed also like die to mages really easily still bu thats what the cannon fod- i mean devoted citizens of skyrim are for

[@jaimeXDgo]

@@1th_to_comment. For sure, but that's what Arvak is spelled backwards, so I was refering to Frost's undead status.

[@CommanderWiggins]

My man dies if an enemy so much as looks at him funny.

[@SullySadface]

@@jaimeXDgo I thought it spelled Cobra

[@cherryv0id]

1:20 bro namedropped mr hands so casually💀💀

[@beaunewbury8911]

The way he yells baby down while murdering an innocent family of netch’😂😂

[@Mauldoon5]

Bro the Mr. Hands reference caught me off guard. 😂 😂

[@adjustedbrass7551]

The horse caught him off guard too.

[@redknight8212]

I have just discovered this series, binged it all in 3 days, and now I await the next episode. Truly brilliant stuff!

[@StarkillerH46]

Hi Mylque, I’ve been watching this series from the start and I just wanted to say that every single week I’m always looking forward to that Saturday video because every one is amazing. Thank you.

[@Kiki.Koala222]

Have never been able to catch a stream but always tune in to the new episodes on Saturday! The highlight of my weekend

[@araneuskyuro]

I gotta say, I discovered your channel yesterday and I am officially addicted. Your editing is great but the humor is what gets me hahah. Keep it up lad, you'll get subscribers ez with your quality 😁

[@CAepicreviews]

"Joe puts more horses on their backs than mr hands" Lmao bruh 😂

[@gr8stginge185]

Falls over, becomes invisible Dignity 100

[@futurewario9591]

A Store in Solitude has a Daedric Crossbow.

[@wellingtonbruh3756]

The Mr. Hands joke caught me off guard like a left hook to my chin

[@lifeaschronicallyingrid]

If you turned this into a show, I would watch every episode 🤣

[@0-kingsloth-020]

0:23 " this here is my BOOMSTICK"

[@charlienortoncooper1968]

more horses on their backs than mister hands 😭

[@tanatarmaibassar2039]

14:39 it was the greatest joke in skyrim community. Checkov's gun *cross* crossbow

[@jeremyhall2727]

You're video was a work of art. God you did a great job. I was smiling from start until finish

[@blampfno]

I feel like alcohol tolerance is a major element to Joe's character development.

[@Fine_i_set_the_handle]

3:50 standard gameplay with motion blur and depth of field enabled

[@lieutenantlambchops5715]

Gandalf wielding an AK is the best possible thumbnail for this

[@devindevine2048]

I love how he starts the video by saying they won't be shooting children to explicitly shooting the children first.

[@honezone2266]

Truly a bizarre adventure this JoeJoe man had.

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

the wonderwall meme will never get old in any context lmfao

[@Breadinators]

Another great video, always love seeing another Mylque vid in my feed, keep up this great work bro

[@dima_keller]

Joe is so popular now, people already draw fanart! My favourite is the one with Joe and Faendal flexing, for no particular reason 👀

[@chillycharizard5985]

The bit about Frost's new form was very entertaining and underrated, I think

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Sometimes I wish Skyrim was multiplayer because whenever I find a lute I make the same pun and go “wow look at this ‘loot’”

[@arandomcommenter412]

I thought you were going to install a gun mod, my expectations were quite high.

[@CoolTonyLover]

16:12 bro fell over like a target at a carnival game

[@12fishcake]

Wow, can't believe I never noticed Arvak spelled backwards was Frost, today I learned!

[@Spillful]

I got the burger kind melts ad before this

[@boalston2484]

I rewatched it just to hear the line "now you're in the thunder dome" again

[@jacobfaro9571]

I’ve got another challenge idea for you: as you know there is a way to become a werewolf for a limited time. Feeding extends it, but only a little each time. Can you, immediately after unlocking werewolf ability, go on a massive rampage, killing all jarls, most vampire lords, and maybe some special named enemies that aren’t behind locked doors. Rules: 1: you start with werewolf unlocked, but that’s it. No gear, no potions, no spells. you must start with no werewolf perks, but may unlock them as you go. 2: it must be completed in one rampage. If you turn back human early, that’s a failure. Death is also failure. 3: no quick save cheese. You can reload only if a bug forces you to. 4:no companions unless they are werewolf too. Good luck.

[@Deaths_Crow]

Child: “What are you looking at? I’m not afraid of you.” *Gets fuckin destroyed*

[@WretchedRedoran]

9:56 Is that a reference to Senile Scribbles?

[@WooShell]

well.. **NOW** there are guns in Skyrim..

[@Goofygooberfftxz]

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[@TyrJustice]

the dragon born running from dragons 🤣

[@user-dj4qt2bg8m]

When Fandal collected the ash war hammer my skyrim crashed

[@cubemagpie]

We need more uploads than 1 a week i cant wait for another part already

[@NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper]

With the way your talking about "Breaking the parents spirit by killing the children" it sounds like "The Art of War" was on the ground of that shacks bookshelf. 😂😂

[@TheStrangerFromNoWhere]

This channel is an underrated gem

[@PossiblyFubar]

"deploying anti child maneuvers" 🤣🤣 I'm fuckin dead

[@deskslam4232]

"Nice and Quiet now..." **DADADADADADA**

[@mohammadbahari1204]

This was fantastic I'm subscribing 🤣 keep this up bro

[@devonfarrar6313]

YOOOOOOO FINALLY A VODS CHANNEL, BABY!!! LETS GOOO!!

[@arcana5899]

Thank you for making my weekends that little bit brighter

[@nooneimportant1523]

local news drunk man breaks into home and kills family of 3.

[@SolitasMoonshadow]

My name is Joe Joeman, but everyone just calls me JoJo.

[@RealBradMiller]

*Smooth electronic music plays*

[@sammyhealey2372]

this video singlehandedly caused me to go watch the rest of joe joeman's adventures i cannot stop LAUGHING

[@Herbiesainty]

The Mr Hands joke caught me by surprise ngl

[@SuperNovaDragonYT]

He killed the wrong parents lol

[@CheatsOnDisplay]

I never knew I'd enjoy a play through with a totally nerfed character that dies every two.33 seconds, can't shout and isn't even the dragonborn

[@RepublicOfGrowth]

When I heard that Mr. Hands reference I choked on my hash Browns.

[@Grimalkind]

considering where the high king's throne is... joe's gonna have to go back to solitude eventually.

[@dragonpriestx8130]

Joe really was like aight let’s play dragon let’s play :>

[@alfredwong3960]

14:53 dammm you actually translated what you said in to text.

[@gillriet773]

I laughed at the edit where you ate two cheese wedges. Out loud. To nobody but myself.

[@NickSibz]

The Lusty Argonian Maid is an absolute classic, trust me. 😉

[@mindyblueeyes13]

I think there are 2 volumes. One of them is a longer version.

[@NickSibz]

@@mindyblueeyes13 where can I find this quality piece of text?!

[@mindyblueeyes13]

@@NickSibz There’s a whole pile of books somewhere on the island. At one time, I had multiple duplicates. May have to look it up.

[@GrimOrc]

holy shit i did not expect the mr hands thing. Now i will clean the milk from my screen.

[@skylordthe1st]

Bro sneak snacks from the brake room he is like me frfr

[@horstbauer2222]

Homeboy whippin the Mauser c96 schnellfeuer

[@majimakensetsu6085]

I love this series man, keep it up dude :)

[@moliv924]

babe wake up, new mylque video out

[@ElSirRexy]

Shor gave us life John browning Gabe us the ability to unalive the thalmor

[@ducklord7967]

imagine in skyrim there was a hidden mine that doesnt show on the map but is worked entirely by children

[@lunar9342]

"Stepped to the right?" More like nearly stepped into the light

[@baronvonpicklez]

he missed the WEIGHTLESS TORCH IN HRODULFS HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@marcush4741]

I was not expecting a Mr Hands reference in 2023

[@dominicmanester8125]

I really hate that I got the 'Mr Hands' reference. Made me laugh and be disgusted, the best kind of comedy.

[@unslaadkrosis3489]

The bones cracking always kills me 😂

[@jeremypreston5009]

More horses on their back then Mr Hands I'm dead So is Mr Hands

[@JustNava]

Joe joeman is one hell of a noble steed

[@haldosprime3896]

Joe joeman pulling out a gun might be the most Joe joeman move you can do.

[@zeridoz4464]

Conquest of Skyrim allows you to truly conquer skyrim

[@azmitzy]

14:06 FOUR YEAR OLD SPOTTED PIT BULL GO

[@deacon6221]

Brother I love you please make more content these are the best videos I’ve ever seen in my entire life I live for these.

[@jwlnsilver6354]

watches you stumble drunkenly into a fight with a fucking dragon like a madman made me realize *I can make a playthrough outta that*

[@PlebIsland69]

The true high king of Skyrim, Joe Joeman the First

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

"Alright, listen up you primative screwheads listen up. This is my... BOOMSTICK!!!"

[@That_Crazy_Mate]

Mate. You're meant to be having your 8 before 8 breakfast.

[@jacksonharris146]

best part of my week is here!

[@domino_201]

In Bloodmoon, Morrowind’s Solstheim DLC, there are no Morrowind creatures on Solstheim. It’s bears, wolves, werebeasts, and pigs. So yeah guys, Netches are an invasive species to Solstheim.

[@danielgonzales1645]

I dont know how you’re not bigger than you are you deserve a lot more I love your vid’s

[@tempestflare4339]

A lot of people don't know this but everything to make a gun is actually canonical to Skyrim in fact cannons are a thing that are constantly used on the waters of tamriel we have crossbows we have robots hell we even have a literal water gun helmet from the dwarves in Skyrim already sure it shoots up steam but steam is still considered water so there is even stuff like that in the game

[@protogen830]

I know how to cheese conjuration in Skyrim. You need soul trap, and a dead mammoth. Cast the spell on the dead mammoth until you get to conjuration 100.

[@LimeJ0SH]

LMAO @14:20 the chant to resummon frost was too much for my peasent ears

[@hub_1.15]

YEEEEES THE VODS ARE HERE

[@dextersaintguac]

That walk in Breeze home (?)...Sashay away

[@blakethomas1013]

I'm literally cracking up in class.

[@vorskin1112]

missed opportunity not having hitmarkers