Solving Riften's Crime Epidemic

[@Daniellos49PL]

Joe was tripping so hard in the dwemer ruins that the racist core had no effect

[@alexandric9678]

He also didn't get it in the newest video, I think he's getting an immunity. A trait of a real high king

[@beans9496]

Yeah, most likely repeated exposure to racism cores probably gave him some resistance.

[@monkyk1ng]

*insert meme of guy swimming in pool pouring water on himself*

[@morzemus1805]

Lately dropped an iron knife I made for practice on the Riften market because shops were closed and I wanted to get rid of it. Mjoll the Lioness and the shopkeeper from Pawned Prawn immediately started to bicker over it and she then promptly killed him. Two of the people most openly against crime and corruption in the whole city had a death battle over ownership of the cheapest weapon in the game. Tells you all you have to know about the city.

[@AdaTheWatcher]

Lmao

[@papadelta316]

Hell, the other day I dropped some letters that were taking up space while I was in Riften and the guy who sells jewelry fought and died over those pieces of paper!!

[@hyperboi4077]

@@papadelta316I actually think a lot of npc’s die off screen this way. I hate having clutter in my inventory and drop letters every so often. I just started a new playthrough and there seemed to be a lot more npc’s in places like riften and Windhelm than my other playthrough I just did so I’ll have to go back and check the halls of the dead.

[@Miss_Camel]

On a quick save whim, I killed the ebony warrior LITERALLY right next to her, and everyone attacked me…except for her. 🤣

[@saladdressing2781]

They come out of the warrens I tell ya! It's those damn Argonians and their strange lizard limbs! For over three thousand years then have backwards knees then overnight they walk like us? It's the Empire's fault!

[@mohi6699]

Joe Joeman should be the high king, this is why: 1.He loves animals 2. He is a veteran 3.He is a patriot 4. He is pro-family 5. He is against alcohol 6. He is against drugs 7. He is tough on crime #JoeJoemanForKing204

[@charlieblank3393]

Or, depending on what you like, he is for drugs

[@1th_to_comment.]

He's also against preventing vampires from blocking out the sun, preventing all life from existing. Sounds like a dirty vampire sympathizer to me.

[@silvercandra4275]

@@1th_to_comment. I heard he's a vampire himself...

[@zeria9344]

i think you mean HighKing

[@mohi6699]

@@zeria9344 Its written "High King"

[@weshouldchill5694]

The hallucinations getting worse and the ball just disappearing right in front of Joe's eyes was peak comedy for me lmfao

[@finnianramsey4634]

When he started investigating Haelgas room I laughed my ass off

[@CommanderWiggins]

The fog horn sound when he found the horker tusk had me rolling

[@Hardcherrysweetie]

@@CommanderWigginsI was honestly surprised it wasn’t a mammoth tusk

[@goomba8170]

@@Hardcherrysweetie She wants to get off, not kill herself lmao

[@cl8733]

@@HardcherrysweetieShe keeps the mammoth tusk locked away from prying eyes. It's exclusively for the nights she has to spend alone.

[@CheevoFN]

Girlfriend broke up with me a few days ago and I wasn't feeling too happy. I found myself laughing at the Helga Bunkhouse skit. Thank you Mylque.

[@StarlightEdith]

I’m in the same situation and I’m trying my best to cope

[@dartoney]

@@StarlightEdith go play skyrim, it will make you feel better :)

[@Diddyhawktuahrizz1872]

@@StarlightEdith try ending it

[@TravaRebelde]

@@Diddyhawktuahrizz1872 Upload a video showing us how to do it please.

[@LowKiiSavage]

​@@Diddyhawktuahrizz1872 solid advice

[@yolkonut6851]

18:40 I now wholeheartedly believe the 'Dwemer ruins are abandoned Home Depots from a past era'

[@explodingbearz]

Are we just going to ignore at 0:37 The absolute calcium cannons on that argonian

[@smartfella7914]

Calcium cannons thats a good one😭😭😭😭

[@oldman6916]

Calcium cannons😭😭😭

[@weedGato]

Lift her tail

[@Store_64]

Finally, the lusty argonian maid

[@Wondrrboy]

You never read the tale of "The Lusty Argonian Maid"?

[@hamishkyme8822]

These videos are some of the best Skyrim content out there

[@mehlessmidori602]

The commotion in the first three minutes of this video has convinced me that Riften is the Ohio of Tamriel. Can't have shit in Riften.

[@spicysalad3013]

A dragon's ass cutting to an ad break is the best transition I've ever had

[@Towniehh]

I'm actually surprised how you got so far in so little time, it's only been 4 months an you already have 17k subscribers, keep going man, your videos are always the highlight of my day. For rock and stone brother.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

I never even thought about it but yeah, Riften really is just Skyrim's Gotham City.

[@timothyhall4794]

Of course Joe can't tell argonians apart.

[@redknight8215]

I just discovered this series 2 weeks ago, and it has been my favorite series of Skyrim videos I've ever seen! He gives himself a cool challenge concept while creating lore and a likable character. Keep up the good work!

[@PlebIsland69]

I swear this Series just gets better and better 😂

[@toshiroroman5545]

I’m so glad that there’s still people out there playing Skyrim and making such great content like this. I’m very glad to have found this channel and I hope that you grow to be a big one! :)

[@taylorway8011]

Skyrim is forever. Is also for the nords

[@eatthemcupcakes5702]

I always look forward to Saturdays because you'll put out another episode :) Joe Joeman is an inspiration to me and I wish to someday be like him

[@Trephining]

Have to be careful and play that hand pretty close to the vest though, trust me. Because letting lots of people at the dentist office know that your ambitions are to become the Thane of Morthal while you hoping to remember to get your daughter a nice new dagger to play with, well, sharing those ambitions excitedly with people will get you a meeting with the guys in white coats.

[@eatthemcupcakes5702]

@@Trephining oh don't worry, I haven't been at the dentist office in ages

[@themecoptera9258]

There are few words more terrifying than “next time, allow me to bring the trout”

[@mrmythman5001]

This is legitimately the best Skyrim series on the platform

[@njstretton3328]

Ayy, congrats on the PC upgrade, boss! You deserve it and more. Looking forward to the future (mis)adventures of Joe Joeman, the true High King

[@rxw1ne]

I recently discovered your channel and your storytelling and humor made me replay Skyrim once again! Thanks for the content, Mylque!!!

[@yeahitsbeensomethin2626]

How the actual hell did i never roleplay batman in riften it's literally perfect damnit

[@Wondrrboy]

Yeah, it's hilarious and awesome you can get a mod to use and make Batman's outfit and RP as him. You just use a forge to make it.

[@innocentrobot]

I am having the worst day of my life and your video has made it a lot more bearable. I was excited to see you upload, keep up the good work.

[@stricklywicked1112]

You definitely make the most entertaining Skyrim videos

[@AncientSlugThrower]

Horse-Crusher's story is not meant to be taken literally. He is using euphemisms and metaphors to omit crucial details to the actual transpired events. The moniker was born out of the same old story of McGregor the Bridgebuilder.

[@NotaNotas]

First vid I saw from u and now I’m back after watching all the others prior over the past few days, one of the best series on the internet

[@dannyDC2]

this was the first video recommended to me, I'm now watching it again going back through the playlist. I don't really watch gaming content but this is so good. Bravo

[@slothbro2740]

tripping horse-crusher was insane. i fell down the other day and loosened a tooth and that little bit made me laugh so hard I thought it was gonna pop all the way out

[@redgeoblaze3752]

"You really think you can beat me THREE times in a row?" - Future High King Joe Joeman, 4E 201 colorized.

[@tddNando]

After subing to your channel my bones have grown 400% stronger, thank you mylque

[@angelinarea]

the reverse sneak attack and the bunkhouse bit had me laughing so hard dude new favorite channel fs! so happy to find new skyrim content!

[@thechillguy9614]

I won't look at horker tusks the same ever again. :) That was hilarious, thank you Joe.

[@incvbvsmalebolge3640]

If you installed some mods of some "lab" you could see how is used...

[@Nekomata.garage]

Congrats on the new PC and the success, you deserve it man you make the best Skyrim series

[@adamreese6913]

Joe joeman could solve world hunger with just one sweetrole 😂

[@theIargedude]

i love that EVERY TIME the tripwire gets someone mylque laughs the same way

[@CrashOzzy1223]

19:58 the lexicon is showing you the memories

[@puissantcroissant3926]

hell yeah the highlight of my saturdays !! thanks for the banger content as always

[@apollohokyu3618]

Been looking forward to this since I finished binge watching the series a few days ago

[@EmoExperat]

finally you can have a good video quality, as i have said from the beginning that it is one of the divine aspects of the production value

[@funheadnoa4921]

when i first started watching you i really thought you had like 300k subs because of how much you deserve it. I didnt even notice the low quality because of the incredible editing and all of that, these videos should have way more views and likes, so underrated.

[@GobblinTeacups]

As soon as you shot the wolf in the face at 6:00 I got an ad for sour gummies

[@walnzell9328]

I'm pretty sure Sanguine is more proud of Haelga's "Dibellan Arts" than Dibella.

[@SuperLuigi1025]

Riften is so bad that I once ran into not just vampire but also a Dragon, a group of dragon Cultist and a random thief trying to run away from guards all the same time.

[@matthewpopow6647]

I had 3 dragons spawn in dawnstar... it was terrifying when they would land on top of each other just slightly out of sinc. Made it look like I was fighting king gidorah

[@veenuns]

i love how much this channel has grown 😭❤️

[@theErmysick]

Kynareth praise this algoritm, binged all the episodes this weekend. Among the best lets plays on youtube.

[@toxic_shr00m]

I love this series so much! Discovered your channel from the second amendment video being recommended to me and noticed the list at the start and was like "weird, I wonder if there are previous episodes" so I went back and binged absolutely everything. I'm kind of sad that I have to wait for more but I can't wait to see what comes next for Joe Joeman, future high king of Skyrim.

[@chsinger96]

Shhh...😂 you REALLY should NOT be touching that Horker tooth😂

[@rent1052]

I literally love your content so much!!!!!! After a rough day at work, your videos cheer me up so much. Thank you for making me laugh :D

[@GlobTheDabGlob]

Played through Skyrim an incomprehensible amount of times and this still made me laugh a bunch! Good shit and very deserving of a follow. 😊

[@SteveTheWereWalrus]

Truly one of the videos of all time

[@ericscott7120]

The bit about faendal having money against you had me rolling, idk why but that shit was hilarious

[@lazykb]

The gags keep getting better oml

[@TheOther19]

6:19 taking a bolt to the head like it's nothing

[@thaddeushause9939]

The zoom in on your busted face made me spit out my drink. 😂

[@darianmattice]

I found your channel like last week and I’ve already watched every single video…

[@sudo_garrett]

keep making videos man. i can tell you’re gonna succeed. you’re hilarious.

[@breadster1981]

FINALLY A NEW EPISODE LES GOOOO

[@WolfyTheIn-between]

Hah! I just discovered your channel and your narrations are hilarious subscribed and happy April ^^

[@ForensicRocks]

Bro broke the laws of space and time just to save riften

[@zackattack5803]

8:27 ive never done this quest, so ive never noticed this, but that dialouge suggests she wanted you to secure the drugs for her people to sell. Maven is a rival skooma dealer!

[@mindcraft5093]

Best episode so far!

[@skeveharvey]

best thumbnail this year nice

[@YallTrash]

Dude for real scribbled it out then wrote down “wait that’s scribbled out”

[@mantle7395]

After you showed the estimated earning of your videos, I gotta say, it's all very well deserved and I hope you have a fantastic time with your new set up! Grats!

[@wyattmcclellan6613]

Man’s could make bank with the creation club farming add in but then it would only take another episode to be high king

[@tristoncriswell3254]

I recommend Joes next venture is to increase his survivability through getting better, maybe enchanted armor, or other ways of increasing the amount of hits he can take.

[@israelcunquerodeoliveira1698]

Joe was hearing in the night sounds of Mac and cheese

[@DontCome2LA]

I have never been decapitated in skyrim I was shocked and laughed so hard

[@thesaltedfish3799]

The thumbnail had me dying from laughter

[@maxuniverse6002]

love your energy and funny roleplay mood: makes me wanna do that with my Dunmer necromancer 😜

[@hannahlucia7603]

"You are no longer focused" 😂 oh no. One of us. One of us

[@Majin_Buuda]

i just realized Riften is like the Chicago of Skyrim

[@Tatibanana]

The ending literally made my jaw drop. Why would you even

[@jonathonsoens9322]

“That’s not a throne, Maven. That’s a bed.” 😂😂

[@TechTyler88]

That thumbnail was fire 😂

[@sciencefixion]

i honestly wasn't sure how you would edit down how much shit happened last stream but you did it good job

[@idk4399]

i'm glad you're making some decent money, you make some good content and deserve it

[@OneBadAxeMF]

Come on Joe... you tied his shoe laces and still almost got knocked tf out twice 😂

[@Spillful]

The old videos on the laptop makes me remember the xbox 360 saves… and my laptop when I play skyrim

[@plumbus7253]

3:04 literally the same place I killed a dragon in riften trying to collect a bounty lol

[@ThatDude182]

0:49 I am also driven by justice

[@PersianGhost]

10:35 Faendal: "Drive that snowback to the ground, Come On!" 😂 fck sakes Faendal you're supposed to be on Mylques side.

[@febe232]

I'm so happy you can already upgrade your equipment

[@marzouk6270]

Glad I found your channel bro

[@Birby643]

“I’ve never seen a health bar so small” me:😭

[@Arduino_Projects-u6j]

that argonian at 0:36 got me acting rather unholy

[@CrashOzzy1223]

17:16 actually (the words that I’m starting with are going to make me sound like that type of person “ACTkllyi”) the woman isn’t a dock worker and hasn’t even had skooma before, she’s haunted by the memories the lexicon keeps reminding her of, after returning the lexicon to where it belongs, she won’t even remember anything, ANYTHING!!! Quite literally. The lexicon took all her memories with it.

[@EmoExperat]

RifTen hAs nO cRIme pRObLem!

[@tylercoon1791]

There is no crime in Ba Sing Se The Jarl has invited you to Lake Loagai

[@PsychonunBO2]

The pay off, Mjoll so happy.

[@michaelcrow1188]

Riften looking like London

[@brad8476]

Great video you got a new subscriber

[@legalza0843]

“Allow me to bring the-“ “-trout”

[@moor236]

14:55 this is a reference to benny’s note in fnv after you sleep with him

[@AliceInATwistedWonderland]

The irony that Maven has control over the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood and yet...

[@Beetthatwentdelete]

I love watching these

[@coreyfogarty4469]

Bro rlly became riftens batman

[@JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal]

And that was the moment he became skoomaberg.

[@Chiiip420]

Cant get the mod collection working so ill have to continue watching this fucking series thanks

[@CokeinaPepsican]

6:26 HE IS THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING