"Hol Horse is overpowered"

[@EXFalchion]

>Hanged Man can be set up with 5A, 5A, 5B or 2A, 2A, 2B or 4C or wall bounce with 5C >If the opponent dodges the Hanged Man toward Hol he can just grab them >If opponent blocks the Hanged Man high, just slide towards them with 2C and get a knock down >Hanged Man stuns the opponent for one whole second, the opponent can't do anything against whatever attack you choose (free super or wall bounce) >If opponent is knocked down, guaranteed 2 slow bullet supers hitting, half of opponent's health GONE just due to a knockdown >Slow bullet supers are UNBLOCKABLE, must be Neo from The Matrix to dodge them >Can control distance by just alternating spamming heavy glass (623C) and low bullet (236C) >Dirt move (2A) is quicker than my dad running away from my childhood, can be used in a pinch to create distance >DIO's throw means nothing to him, can punish with a super >Touch of death combo with 3 wallbounces in a row and supers >Best, quickest dodge in the game, can dodge fucking anything, a nuisance to grab >Glass does multi-hit damage and fills up super meter like piss filling a toilet after a long day, making it so that all that spam to create distance is actually super rewarding to your meter >j.C cancels into glass, making glass in the air safe to use >Glass is literally the definition of anti-air in a game that lacks a good amount of good anti-airs >Makes any Old Joseph player look like a baby who has never played a video game before >Makes new players literally cry and complain that he's too overpowered >Absolute badass character, badass animations, Hanged Man super is the flashiest in-game >Scientists tried to emulate his godliness with Hol Horse & Boingo, failed Fellas, why are you maining a pussy boy like Shadow DIO when you could be maining this absolute Chad right now?

[@gipgip01]

What?

[@EXFalchion]

Giovanni Melquiades shut up virgin and main hol horse now

[@gipgip01]

Ok

[@sealegs1640]

Polnareff is better xddee u n00B

[@aureliusb65]

WE ONLY MAIN C H A D S

[@さんまどか]

Notice how there are no women Hol Horse fights in the video, thats because Hol Horse respects women.

[@navadax4541]

Aggressive Koichi Yes

[@marcopirrotta2791]

Well he actually kicked one in canon Yhea that was to save her from deat and yhea he was rewarded but still e kicked a women and an important women to be clear. (Dont take me too srsl lol)

[@cornboi3227]

the entire horse respeks whamen

[@jamo6079]

ｒｅｓｐｅｃｔ ｗｏｍｅｎ

[@Silverarika]

But he fought Kakyoin though

[@Stephillpotten]

>OP >couldn't kill Avdol with an insta kill shot

[@asafegonzaga9099]

yaboiTallMan they started on 2chan, great difference

[@Talz622]

Alpha Centurion That’s not a rebuttal, just shitty edge

[@TheGateShallStand]

Alpha Centurion actually he implys it wasn't a rebuttal

[@ova1960]

It's legally impossible you're more than 12

[@Talz622]

Max Falto No fuck you I like it down here. I have everything I need: anime girl posters, my collection of anime DVDs, my shitty PC gaming rig involving a laptop sitting on top of a pizza box (with some inside in case I get hungry while jacking off to loli porn) that’s held up by several Dragon Ball Z boxsets, and three separate 1 terabyte hard drives containing nothing but porn. In High-Definition. I bet you’re just jealous kid omegaLuL

[@hollyerthanthou9739]

Stando Name: 『A literal Gun 』 User: A horse

[@rosed4c626]

Not any horse, but the entire horse

[@WohMi]

Hipster Engineer?

[@CAMSLAYER13]

@@rosed4c626 you could say the whole horse

[@kingd8232]

The Entire Horse.

[@dustin202]

The literal gun bullets can be Controlled with the mind too

[@Frikiman_H]

BGM: Battle Against a True Horse

[@randocalzone8772]

*Battle Against The Entire Horse

[@firepuppies4086]

So it's... THE BATH?

[@theguy6947]

Random WEirDneZ it was supposed to be a reference to the background music "battle against a true hero" from the game Undertale. And you ruined it,GG.

[@dudykcabul740]

Fire puppies You fucked it up mate

[@MaybeNotARobot]

Using ‘battle’ lightly here.

[@alicethetransdalek7333]

Well of course he's OP, he is the ENTIRE horse, not half a horse, or even 3/4 horse, it's a complete horse

[@luckybeast9747]

ZA WARUDO! MUDAMUDA! WRYYY kono dio da

[@peucoman]

and he smokes, so you know DIO hired him, because...SMOKING IS BAD! (you thought I wouldn't get the reference?)

[@thischannelisnolongerinuse8033]

He is ALL of the horse

[@azd25]

made in heaven is half horse so is weaker

[@zayaannashrid1374]

hol your horses, You're all forgetting about his best: No Thots

[@SpectralSlugger]

That kakyoin went ultra instinct

[@ashura9699]

sadly wasn’t enough

[@marcopirrotta2791]

He took the blue pill

[@diegomedina9637]

Well having a hole in your stomach will break your shell in more than 1 way

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

"Dodge this"

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

@@diegomedina9637 The shell part could've been saved for Polnareff.

[@aureliusb65]

tfw hol horse is so op he defeats himself

[@combativeThinker]

Hol Horse arc in a nutshell.

[@diegomedina9637]

He's so OP he managed to learn the secret Joestar Technique.

[@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960]

Yeah but if only he was strong enough to survive himself

[@fora1924]

@@combativeThinker you mean mondatta and hol horse arc in a nutshell

[@rovirejams5391]

@@fora1924 "mondatta" *Oh No*

[@nolaz010]

I fucking love how Kakyoin dodges bullets like the matrix. That shit had me roaring

[@drizzziit1]

1:22 Kakyoin ultra-instincto confirmed?

[@charaznableplays2110]

drizzziit mas bien NEO kakyoin

[@faviana.menesesc7854]

Eso fue una referencia a matrix , pero Hol Horse lo hiso mierda

[@LovesHorror2002]

He went Matrix shit 😂

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

Porque no pudo ser así cuando peleó contra Dio :"(

[@afterpasthours7504]

>Hol Horse >Literally has a gun that’s basically upgraded by being a stand >Is incompetent in almost every situation even when paired up with a stand that lives in reflections >Ends up an anti-hero How does Dio hire his stand servants?

[@TehBluPanda]

I'm pretty sure his criteria for hiring people is "has stand".

[@ΠαναγιωτηςΤσαραφλης]

@@slysamuel5902 r/woo... NANI?! BAKANA!

[@elnacho8700]

@@TehBluPanda because enya had the arrow he didnt even need them to have a stand beforehand

[@krism.6598]

He just sort of says, “hey, wanna work for me?” And if you say yes, cool, here’s some money now go get them Joestars. If you say no, that’s cool too, Flesh bud time. Sometimes even if you say yes you get the Flesh bud like Okuyasu’s dad, because Dio thinks that stuff is hilarious and is basically the part three analogue to him putting people’s heads on cats from Part One.

[@fora1924]

@@petalsinthebreeze Hiring people to do some assasination So all you need to do is kill 5 people but you most upmost worship me and never deny me lateron you will know this 5 people have invisible ugly looking robots and they have some ability so to kill them you will be shot by an arrow

[@jayacheal8401]

Hol Horse fucking shot Iggy 10 times in the head... Vanilla Ice needs to step up his game

[@felixhightower851]

Level of power Emperor >>>>>>> Tusk Act 4, The World Over Heaven, Golden Experience Requiem and Made in Heaven

[@peucoman]

The Emperor [REQUIEM] best Stand

[@four7685]

He doesnt release his power in the anime for it could destroyed the world instantly

[@MegaScytheman]

I thought you were saying it was better than the *ULTIMATE STAND*: Tusk Act 4 Requiem Over Heaven

[@hnggghi]

Sam Brownlow Tusk Act 4 Made in Requiem Heaven

[@megashark1013]

Golden Experience Requiem can send Emperor back to before it existed.

[@abandonedprogram9391]

the entire horse

[@oktopud606]

The Winrar trial horse

[@timothyng3226]

The swole horse

[@david2618]

The Horse over Heaven.

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

HOW MUCH IS DIO PAYING YOU TO SMOKE HUN

[@ellis4091]

The uncut Colt

[@oktopud606]

Mid tier M Y A S S

[@oktopud606]

E p i c M e m e s Okay, I dont think he should be god tier likr Shet Pop, but he is almost equal to Canceryuoin, considering he can spam his super with Hanged man, and his unbloccable bullet. But thats just my opinion.

[@AlephNullHFTF]

Hol Horse is mid tier. Take it from a guy who's been playing the game for 7-8 months.

[@oktopud606]

Oi,its the God himself,Aleph Null.If your statement is correct,would you mind teelling me how is dat possible?

[@ketepunzelmank4701]

I personally put him at low high tier

[@th3_consul]

Yeah mine is about horse tied if you get whadda mean :P

[@SirKrigeon]

Regular Hol may be good, but Boingo Meta prevails.

[@ashura9699]

mirror demon > annoying child

[@derpjohnson9747]

Sir Krigeon idk man just saw a clip of the boingo meta fucking demolished by og HOL horse

[@Oneiro_Moon]

Tbh the way Hanged Man climbs out of the reflection and wobbles and the screen flashes before he stabs the enemy is kinda badass

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

IKR? The animation is smooth AF too! The 1st few times I saw it happen, it sent a chill down my spine. I swear that super can make for some damn good creepypasta material

[@lomer786]

>Playing heathen-based Hol Horse >Not playing the blessed god that is Hol Horse & Boingo

[@Electric0eye]

Fun fact: One of the main reasons Araki never made Hol Horse a Stardust Crusader is because he put almost no limits on his ability, thus making him too overpowered.

[@matthewcoyle4131]

I see what the problem is. They didn't kill the Hanged-man first.

[@mrcurtreal]

*Local gangster murders innocent dog*

[@ultrixsoma2736]

*murders piece of shit dog FTFY

[@memeboi6942]

That won't be in the news. They are used to it.

[@KamiJoJo]

*Kakyoin has entered the Matrix*

[@charaznableplays2110]

Kakyoin: that how i leared being badass BOI

[@faviana.menesesc7854]

Cock-ioyin gets defeated by the horse boi

[@pantheman2842]

@@faviana.menesesc7854 He has at least the guts to lose just barely.

[@undead923]

Hol your Horses.

[@cornboi3227]

what's that, you said I can beat your bum

[@glucoseguardian7127]

TheUndeadGamer DID YOU JUST-

[@kingchickenwing4887]

The description says that the game is Heritage for the Future, KZbin says it is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (1998), but the video shows a character from Mario, so it implies that it is Mugen. Which is it?

[@crqf2010ruler]

KingChickenwing it's just a mod for Hearts of Iron IV

[@Mortal2064]

I'm not going to point something obvious out for fear of ending up on /r/wooosh

[@skawt24]

crqf2010ruler if it was a Hearts of Iron 4 mod I would save seen it on ISorrows channel

[@dylanmacias2686]

KingChickenwing all of em'

[@joaquinflores2741]

superman 64

[@metheguy1232]

Hanged man would be better if he just hid in hol horse's eyes

[@Kevinofrepublic]

That wouldnt work because people blink.

[@bingustavo]

Kevinofrepublic Have Hol Horse wear sunglasses

[@reinhardofavercland7448]

Hol Horse's hat blocks the sunlight towards his eyes almost all day long unless he nods up. This causes the reflection in his eyes to be very little, if not non-existent.

[@dragonslair951167]

Hanged Man would be better if its user wasn't incompetent and didn't just toy with his targets half the time.

[@grim9464]

@@dragonslair951167 that could be said for the lot of stands.

[@Ness_12]

I just love the hanged man animation

[@eternellecasse]

Did you know? That Hol Horse was originally supposed to be in the Steel Ball Run universe, but Funny Valentine sent him on a mission. . . to respect women.

[@haby.baby0]

1:25 my little emerald splash is trying to save himself 😭😂 poor baby

[@krakixel]

>Hol Horse >not inmediately crashing the game You can't beat my technique.

[@trojanwarlord1728]

Hail to the Crusader that never was (but should have been).

[@dashisworstpony]

Nah, it's best this way. He just would've died in a depressing way.

[@Fahad-369]

Araki planned for him to really be a crusader. But that didn't happen.

[@ellis4091]

Just imagine what would happen to Dio if he really became a crusader

[@commentcoplegover5806]

@@ellis4091 all hell would be unleashed with him using EMPEROR REQUIEM OVER HEAVEN

[@TheFuryHasCome]

I’m still pissed he’s not even referred to in Steel Ball Run. Such a wasted opportunity.

[@EXFalchion]

what are you talking about, he's the second main character

[@TheFuryHasCome]

I know Gyro resembles him, but I meant a flat out cameo from Hol Horse. Avdol was in it, so imagine my surprise when the most obvious person to throw in there isn't anywhere to be seen.

[@LuscaSharktopus]

I thought Mountain Tim was Hol Horse counterpart

[@joaolocao3000]

EX Falchion Johnny: My Stand shoots.

[@garrettoliva5154]

Hol horse wasn't a stardust crusader because DIO wouldn't have stood a chance against the HORSE!

[@nullscytheRTA]

petshop is underpowered

[@peucoman]

we need that video to happen

[@timothyng3226]

PeT sHoP iS VeRY bAD

[@eldiablo1276]

mean

[@timothyng3226]

petshop needs a buff

[@somethingrandom3961]

Im Silver YAY Hol Horse:"YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!"

[@xenox918kz]

"no u are overpowered" lmao

[@JustinY.]

It just works

[@adachi535]

His powers are fading, I don't see him as much anymore.

[@MoarCrow]

f

[@danish7582]

oH hEy iT's JuStIn why (1v1 me on Jojo fightcade boi im a garbage dio main)

[@madlad7625]

Justin Y. KAKAROT

[@quitspoem8651]

gavingang

[@charaznableplays2110]

1:23 kakoyin: *gasp and dodges ala matrix* Hol horse: WTF OMG HOW THE FUCK?!?!?!?! Kakyoin: U MAD?!

[@zigfaust]

"I'm not being cheap, *I'm playing in-character*."

[@kermitboymega6066]

You know the reason hol horse runs away is because he knows no one stands a chance against him, I mean he’s the entire horse! He likes to be number 2 because he specifically works with people who suck at fighting to give himself a handicap

[@felipo_galaxy1853]

1:41 i love how this part was edited so much

[@ogjuicebox5482]

Whew thank god that didnt kill me

[@brendanj.9358]

OG Juicebox Whoops missed a spot

[@MoarCrow]

wrong way you dingus

[@Anthonnnnn]

*gets killed*

[@baraness24]

wow ok haha got me there

[@dukepy6936]

As a entire equine user, i can confirm this video

[@brendanj.9358]

Dukepy Entire Equine Equipper

[@charaznableplays2110]

Jotaro: well well dio looks like you have found your match? DIO: *grumbles*

[@dreammurs3898]

Idk about you guys but that’s a sick ass animation for hanged man

[@TheSimplyJJP]

1:23 Kakyoin dodging those bullets was god like

[@artemorekhov8040]

1:46 I forgot 3D glasses for this one.

[@justanotherguywithamoustac8893]

If hol horse went to space, would that make him a space cowboy?

[@brendanj.9358]

Just Another Guy With A Moustache You're gonna carry that weight.

[@nlin-sq8wi]

No it will be kars partner

[@dachoobs]

Just Another Guy With A Moustache See you in space, cowboy

[@tsukinoakuma]

Hanged Man’s movements are so creepy...

[@genzo454]

You try moving normally after getting hanged.

[@xtrmsword7127]

You try hanging around after being a man

[@ServantOfSatania]

I'm a simple man I see my waifu in a thumbnail, I watch

[@EXFalchion]

she's a good one

[@limen008]

I'm a simple man, I see Hol Horse, I click

[@nafan-lovetheairport-6601]

You must watch meti not the bad guy then

[@cytorakk6378]

That one Bernie Sanders fan who's glad Trump won so is hol horse your waifu, good choice

[@ServantOfSatania]

Dixon PSYduck close enough, I'll take that

[@jonathanjimenez495]

"Guns in JoJo are almost useless" Hol Horse in HFTF: "X Doubt*

[@ajax9528]

Hol horse scares me with his completely white eyes when he summons hanged man

[@unluckycatfish6866]

The hanged man attack is so creepy! I love it!

[@CorrellLeo]

I come back to this and everytime I see that Kakyoin dodge FOUR of those fucking slow bullets I cheer

[@aghostbat]

Not gonna lie- mr freezy stabby time man is creepy

[@degeneracy_1018]

The hanged man animation is SO GOD DAMN SMOOTH!

[@ferkotofalvi8315]

1:23 does some awesome shit, still gets killed. Classic Kakyoin

[@danielribeiro9678]

Someone: About to beat someone else playing as Hol Horse The other guy: *You’re gonna have to try a bit harder than THAT!*

[@dudestop1198]

2:10 i cant believe it i cant believe that MARIO IS FUKKEN DEAD

[@rocketdog734]

1:23 what is this the mcfriccin matrix

[@george0903]

there is no spoon

[@joeda900]

would be better if it was Kakyoin with the sunglasses

[@JadeBlades098]

“This stew could use some more veggies...” “AND A GUN!” “HOL HORSE NO!”

[@JadeBlades098]

Not actually sure, I’ve just seen edits, comics with characters from different things doing the same gag.

[@MaDmanEXE]

Confirmed, undefetable in story mode

[@ShaddySoldier]

An Entire Equine

[@Hey-ox2mx]

The Gun Is Mightier Than The Sword The Gun Is Mightier Than Any Supers The Gun Is Mightier Than Dio The Gun is Mightier than The Gun..

[@donkarasu-9644]

Hol Horse the Undying. Well, that explains how he survived his own bullets

[@ThePilotGuyFP]

people think it was jotaro who punched dio in the bad leg, but it was in fact hol horse shooting a very slow bullet that happened to connect at the same time

[@bonn7908]

hol hors mains are less than humans

[@CONNER_]

Hol Horse mains are *BEYOND HUMAN*

[@MyRedHulk]

Bonn They rejected their humanity

[@dilestvegenerate5294]

Bonn there horses not just half a horse but an entire one

[@dilestvegenerate5294]

Bonn there horses not just half a horse but an entire one

[@RecruitofApollo]

0:24 I didn't know Hol Horse was a member of the ATF

[@bodhi1762]

idk, he seems a bit too accurate for an ATF member

[@foobird4852]

Good thing that didnt have ugandan knucles in it and kill me

[@iLegault]

Dead meme

[@DohTheEntertainer83]

TheDarkWut He's right, you know. Don't overdo a joke.

[@BoothillGaming]

Dead and overused meme.

[@foobird4852]

The joke is all the content he released before had ugandan knuckles in it and I found the text at 1:01 funny and enjoyed le video so I posted that comment. Idk how Im overusing a meme by mentioning it a month ago

[@foobird4852]

Gustavo Silveira de Azevedo O haha

[@strikermodel]

Coming back to these videos years later, I still am blown away by that full screen super lol

[@AjarTadpole7202]

I remember when I played with a friend, we both went hol and just spammed his 5s. Then when he started losing, he rolled up to me and just started spamming every button on his keyboard. He was winning... ...Until I figured out the notation for slow bullets

[@zeri656]

1:16 "jackass" -Hol Horse

[@Titan0l]

MUGEN DIO cannot stack damage during time stop, for some reason. You have to set up some long distance knives for it to be effective. I guess it was still cool or something.

[@orion8063]

In the intro, Chaka activated Hol Horse's trap card.

[@mr.trololo3071]

This is why hol horse worked in team. It was a way to nerf him so Araki can give the spot to other characters

[@thekindliest4056]

Youre pretty good! just what id expect from the man with the same codename as my favourite animal.

[@dontworryboutme3734]

Kakyoin is *THE* matrix confirmed

[@Tr0lliPop]

I like how he shows a buncha hftf footage and then goes "SURPRISE MUGEN"

[@teo3066]

Well yeah, he uses 2 stands. That's just uncool.

[@stevepensando2593]

Three if you count Toth in Hol Horse and Boingo

[@pepper4632]

When the full Calvary is exponentially full of stamina

[@ninjak4598]

Swole Horse

[@joviviz]

I FUCKING KNEW KAKOYIN BECAME NEO AFTER USING THOSE SUNGLASSES 1:23

[@RyujiRoyalSkull]

Vinesauce Joel's Dio game could beat Hol Horse I bet.

[@dankdoggo9906]

SwordsmanMike I wanna see Joel’s DIO vs Falchion’s Hanged Man & Hol Horse

[@tom8636]

SwordsmanMike Joel actually said in his stream that a good hol horse player he us scared of

[@sakesaurus]

depends on the relative skill

[@piedfirecrest]

Well that's unfortunate since Joel sucks at this game lol

[@justdrinkingmycoffee]

You certainly grown and came a long way of playing hol horse after that tournament. I applause you for that

[@magicalmelancholy970]

Stop making me feel nostalgic

[@flamingcat1101]

Yeah Battle Against A True Hero is a great song

[@asdf199503zg]

In a game with time stoppers, man who controls fire. The strongest person is someone with a gun

[@owengilroy9256]

hol isn’t the strongest

[@chefboahise1109]

It’s high noon? Nerf this Caucasian male.

[@leoleo4469]

can we talk about the fact his level 3 practically stops time while it activates THE EMPEROR OF THE WORLD

[@sans5411]

1:25 he's the chosen

[@Tr0lliPop]

0:10 ULTRA INSTINCT WHOLE HORSE edit: 2:48 AS WELL

[@lonkus2046]

Real men play Iggy

[@SuperGalaxy8]

This must be why Gyro And Johnny can Generate The OP Golden Ratio using Perfect Horses (0:35 is proof that Hol horse is a "Perfect Horse")

[@Thekirbwhokirbs]

1:23 KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE

[@charaznableplays2110]

Captain Kirby kakyoin went "matrix mode"

[@savystrike3195]

As a Hol Horse main, I can proudly say he is a sadistic fuck, always a smile on that face when Hanged Man gives people the shanks lol

[@ChemicalSilvera]

2:05 what is the name of that game

[@owengilroy9256]

mugen

[@nicksuniverse7273]

When the manga and anime show hol horse almost being defeated by DIO, but in the games he can defeat him with a gun:

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Oh shit, that Shin megami Tensei music tho.

[@harrycarson6526]

Actually thats Undertale music

[@PumppActionPete]

You actually made me question my knowledge of SMT music.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

Legend has it Araki didn't make Hol Horse a crusader because he feared he would take down Dio on his own.

[@datbo7974]

That save though

[@diobrando1161]

Hol horse be like: HINJAKU HINJAKU

[@Altraly]

What version of Heritage has a practice mode?

[@fcccc23]

Ranger _ the PS1 and maybe the dreamcast version

[@Maritsun]

1:22 ultra instinct kakyoin for jojo hftf confirmed