New Jehovah's Witness TV Series Just Launched! It's Bad!

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The much-anticipated Watchtower Series: The Good News According To Jesus just got previewed at the 2024: Declare The Good News Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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@simona_ab
@simona_ab Ай бұрын
I'm noticing a detachment mixed with boredom in myself while watching this. I used to be furious, not anymore. Yeee, healing well, thanks Wally and all the beautiful apostates that helped me!
@extraterrestrial4287
@extraterrestrial4287 29 күн бұрын
Remember how the JW's told us that the Bible agrees with science? Well right on the first page of the Bible we can see that it does not agree with science. Many have overlooked this. I know I did. And I was shocked when I read it. There it says that God separated the water with a VOID. Water above the void and water below the void. Some Bible versions call it a vault, a firmament or an expanse but it all means the same thing. To the water below the void, he gathered to its place so that dry land would appear in its midst- land and sea. He called the void HEAVEN. So according to the Bible's definition of Heaven, when you jump up into the air or jump off your roof you are briefly in heaven. The Bible says that angels and birds fly through midheaven. The book of Psalms mentions the water above heaven. The Bible says that when it rains that is God opening up the floodgates of Heaven-obviously to let some of that upper water rain down upon us. The Bible writers and the people of that time had no concept of the cosmos. They did not know that we were living upon a planet revolving around the Sun in a solar system. They had no concept of planets. To them the sun moon and stars were simply lights placed in the void by God. Genesis goes on to state that God created two great lights, one by day and one by night, and also the stars and he placed them IN THE VOID. It says he also created birds to fly across the void. With beliefs such as this it is no wonder that medieval paintings depict God and the angels sitting upon the clouds. It wasn't until the last few hundred years with the age of Discovery and the invention of powerful telescopes that we began to truly understand outer space and our relation to it. So when you go outside in a clear blue day and look up and see all that blue, keep in mind that the Bible writer thought that was an ocean of water up there above the sun moon stars birds and angels.
@derquerlenker1365
@derquerlenker1365 29 күн бұрын
💜💜💜💜I‘m so happy for you!
@dscott2542
@dscott2542 29 күн бұрын
I am in a very similar boat to you, it is nice to sit and watch these for the entertainment element, rather than being extremely angry about what I grew up with
@hairuveda-7042
@hairuveda-7042 29 күн бұрын
Yeah !!! It’s such a good feeling to be able to watch it and reason purely on logic. I love that I am no longer angry. It’s so good to heal
@lovingme_lovingyou
@lovingme_lovingyou 29 күн бұрын
Healing is wonderful! Always brings me joy to hear that someone is experiencing healing.💜🤍
@sodthatlikebutton1946
@sodthatlikebutton1946 Ай бұрын
With Gabriel's Aussie accent, I can't believe they passed up the opportunity to have him say "G'day, you highly favoured one" - which would actually be more in line with the scripture.
@back-roomconfessions6746
@back-roomconfessions6746 Ай бұрын
I thought the same thing! Aussie Gabe
@sodthatlikebutton1946
@sodthatlikebutton1946 Ай бұрын
@@back-roomconfessions6746 When I was in many years ago, we even had a joke: How do we know angels are Australian? Because Gabriel greeted Mary with "G'day"!
@peterbunyan3924
@peterbunyan3924 29 күн бұрын
🤣
@jacquelinemuqui
@jacquelinemuqui 29 күн бұрын
Vegemite😂
@ShoNuffSoulBro1
@ShoNuffSoulBro1 29 күн бұрын
An old angel 🤣
@jiriovecka350
@jiriovecka350 29 күн бұрын
Omg, Eva with makeup nails and eyebrows done and Adam with gel on hairs. Both white caucasians. Bring more stereotypes 😂😂😂😂😂
@m.weston7114
@m.weston7114 25 күн бұрын
Is there any other color of caucasian, than white? Black, yellow or red caucasian ?
@maeterith1984
@maeterith1984 25 күн бұрын
​@@m.weston7114😂😂😂😂😂. l realised that mistake. Easily done. But these are ridiculous. Would a tree python be at that end of the planet? Never seen apples shaped like that one. 😮.
@jiriovecka350
@jiriovecka350 25 күн бұрын
@@m.weston7114 Didnt think about that. But thanks i learn something new every day 👍
@Skepticismistheway
@Skepticismistheway 24 күн бұрын
​@@maeterith1984I think people take the serpent in the garden a little too literally... Since Lucifer translates to both shining one and serpent it is more likely in my own mind that he appeared to even as his angelic form whom eve would likely have known due to his high status at the time. This makes it more understanding why she would even listen to him in the first place
@vanbraxton8422
@vanbraxton8422 16 күн бұрын
Nothing Black can come from something white, so here we go, like the other commenter said, this is white supremacy & if all the Black & Hispanic & Indian & Asian brothers & sisters can't see that, than the organization did a super job Brainwashing them, They will say, color doesn't mater it's the message, well if that's true, why can't that actors playing Adam & eve be black, what would the reaction of the brothers & sisters be & what would they say about it? If color doesn't matter, they should say absolutely nothing & that's the question that should be asked😊
@Riley-zt9ue
@Riley-zt9ue Ай бұрын
Good job the gb made another rubbish Jesus drama, instead of wasting the congregations donations on the, poor, hungry and homeless...
@tmacm2237
@tmacm2237 28 күн бұрын
Jehovah's witnesses are always putting out propaganda. They want more followers so they can get more money.
@SarahWelsh-qv8uj
@SarahWelsh-qv8uj 27 күн бұрын
Exactly this gover Ning body is ridiculous and ambitious
@jessicacaldwell6262
@jessicacaldwell6262 25 күн бұрын
I’ve seen many elderly JW’s left to fend for themselves forgotten because they no longer can do the bidding of the WT GB’s !!!
@Books384
@Books384 19 күн бұрын
Of course you'd only say that about a JW film. Not about the billions of dollars 'wasted' annually on thousands commercial films which could be better used to help 'the poor, hungry and homeless...'
@Jpfisho82
@Jpfisho82 29 күн бұрын
I wonder if they filmed this at their 10 million dollar filming location in Australia, meanwhile abuse victims still wait for compensation......
@megan148
@megan148 Ай бұрын
The actor giving the most in this was definitely Adam’s eyebrow
@mandyflockton
@mandyflockton 29 күн бұрын
Ha ha ha thought that too.
@ThatWomanJezebel
@ThatWomanJezebel 29 күн бұрын
Ong that is hilarious!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh!
@Casiqueorquesta
@Casiqueorquesta 29 күн бұрын
That's not fair, You should to get use to include time lines mark 🧐 so the eyebrow would be avalaible at any moment. 😊
@megan148
@megan148 29 күн бұрын
@@Casiqueorquestait’s at the very beginning 😂
@rhistarr5146
@rhistarr5146 28 күн бұрын
100% 😂
@danielecolla5767
@danielecolla5767 Ай бұрын
This angel is very clearly a picture not of a kind angel but a scary narcissistic governing member.
@RobbieJayOne
@RobbieJayOne Ай бұрын
Can you imagine Stephen Lett with a beard playing the angel? It's a nightmare!
@christinesotelo7655
@christinesotelo7655 Ай бұрын
“Wait! You doubt ME?” (Says the actor Angel Lett). “Well you’re bahhhhd! You’re baaaaaahd! You know it! You know it!”
@williamgraham1062
@williamgraham1062 29 күн бұрын
You Shall know The Truth, & The Truth Shall Set about you,if you don't obey & follow The.Gov. Body. Formally known as the Brooklyn Boys. 👍.
@christinesotelo7655
@christinesotelo7655 29 күн бұрын
@@williamgraham1062 Those Baaaaahhhhdd Brooklyn Boys!
@BabyDoll-xx9rk
@BabyDoll-xx9rk 28 күн бұрын
Yeah and he's all white. Never have seen any other angels of any other ethnicity, why am I not surprised...
@lolrip3310
@lolrip3310 Ай бұрын
Im worried that watchtower making a video with 2 naked people might arouse some brothers😭😂
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Ай бұрын
"Homosexuals invented naked people to sexualize...naked people." -Tony "Your Skin's Too Tight" Morris.
@leogolive
@leogolive Ай бұрын
Gonna be a lot of pillow humping isn’t it!🤣
@ShoNuffSoulBro1
@ShoNuffSoulBro1 29 күн бұрын
Ooo, I love a natural woman, all hairy legged an’ everythang 😜
@jerryjohanan1940
@jerryjohanan1940 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joanjohnson5973
@joanjohnson5973 29 күн бұрын
There was no pillow involved in the making of this drama.
@precious_muse
@precious_muse Ай бұрын
I can’t help but wonder how Adam and Eve’s hair is so perfectly coiffed and gelled. I remember thinking when I saw the trailer, “THAT’S what Gabriel sounds like?!”
@grisch4329
@grisch4329 29 күн бұрын
They were closer to perfection, so their scalps naturally excrete a combination of Pantene leave in conditioner and Redken sculpting gel. Those of us who make it into the paradise and perfection can look forward to the same blessings. We'll finally be free from sin and hair stylists!
@KefashWhite
@KefashWhite 29 күн бұрын
@@grisch4329😂😂😂
@ADM.II.
@ADM.II. 24 күн бұрын
😂​@@grisch4329
@teijaflink2226
@teijaflink2226 22 күн бұрын
Why did they have an old man play Gabriel, I have always imagine him as young, beautiful, muscular and perfect looking, after all he's an angel and Gods warrior.
@theredqueen4986
@theredqueen4986 Ай бұрын
Ugh. “ sexual relations”?! That’s the GB. She would have said “ lain with” or “ have known a man” back then. That phrase, and the word “ pornia” make my damn skin crawl
@thebeastsharlot2776
@thebeastsharlot2776 29 күн бұрын
@theredqueen4986 ughhhh not sure what I hated worse. Pornia or HeAVy PeTtiNg 🙄
@BabyDoll-xx9rk
@BabyDoll-xx9rk 28 күн бұрын
Same, they also say it in a predatory way all the time. It's 2024 sex is not as taboo as they make it seem...
@Katiegirlluv
@Katiegirlluv 28 күн бұрын
And then she says she's a slave
@hanneivanovic2465
@hanneivanovic2465 29 күн бұрын
I never fail to feel overcome with sadness ,when watching this watchtower living in the past nonsense,when they could do so much good with all that time ,money and free labor.
@RRB60
@RRB60 13 күн бұрын
Give a man to fish and you feed him for the day..Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life . This is also true of spirituality . Teach a person to have spirituality and he will benefit himself and others for the rest of his life . Perhaps living on into all eternity . Or being given a Resurrection of the righteous .
@glynratcliffe2567
@glynratcliffe2567 29 күн бұрын
Need to eat my popcorn quick so I can use the bucket to barf in
@millie9814
@millie9814 25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Hammertime177
@Hammertime177 Ай бұрын
It infuriates me when they just throw in the made up name Jehovah into new testament text when it has NEVER been found in any new testament manuscripts. Who needs biblical scholars when you can just amend the bible yourself?
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Ай бұрын
Everyone knows that in the 1st century people spoke English and used a name for God that wouldn't be invented for another 16 centuries.
@Dontlie2024
@Dontlie2024 29 күн бұрын
You obviously do not do your research.
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 29 күн бұрын
@@Dontlie2024 Enlighten us.
@violinfanatickamraz1403
@violinfanatickamraz1403 27 күн бұрын
​@@Dontlie2024I'm interested in your take.
@Dontlie2024
@Dontlie2024 22 күн бұрын
@@violinfanatickamraz1403 I am Italian. In Italy my name is Geovanni. Ok I invite you to say it out loud, go on, Geovanni. Yes you did well. But I do not live in Italy any more, I live in Australia, and here the translation for Geovanni is John. Yes I am called John and it sounds nothing like Geovanni. Is that a problem, no, I am in Australia and here my name is John, it is as simple as that. I do not complain to my friends that they are not pronouncing my name correctly, because they are not. Pronouncing my name in Australia is 100% correct, and I would not want it any other way. The same applies to the anglasised translation and pronounciation of tetragrammaton, the 4 Hebrew consonants of God's name, Jehovah. Why is this correct? Because the principles of translation of every other hebrew dirivative of God's name have been translated into english the same way . Here are the examples. Jehoaddah, Jehoaddin, Jehoahaz, Jehoash, Jehohanan, Jehoiachin, Jehoiada, Jehoiakim, Jehoiarib, Jehonadab, Jehonathon, Jehoram, Jehoshabeath, Jehoshaphat, Jehosheba, Jehoshua. Funny how no one ever questions the translation or pronouciation of all these hebrew names which are all derivatives of Jehovah's name. Makes you think doesn't it. When Jesus Christ himself gave us the Lords prayer he taught us to pray for God's name to be hallowed or sanctified, to be able to do that we have to know God's name and use it. It does not matter if we are from Thailand, Russia, China, USA or Australia we are expected to use Gods name the way it is used in their language. Jesus said in John 17:26 " I have made your name known to them and will make it known". If we are Christian, which means that we are footstep followers of Christ, then for that to be true we have to do the same. It is as simple as that. I hope that all makes sense. Truth should not be complicated, it's people that do that. And just to put the cat amongst the pigeons I thought I would quote Acts 15: 14&17. American Standard Version Bible, "Symeon hath rehearsed how first God visited the Gentiles, to take out of them a people for his name...........upon whom my name is called ". Have fun
@stephaniebarrett4492
@stephaniebarrett4492 29 күн бұрын
I just kept thinking - how much money do they spend on these “movies”? Money my family “donated” - while we sat eating beans every night. 🤦‍♀️
@murlepeterson6028
@murlepeterson6028 29 күн бұрын
Grew up in working poor family, in the " project" when JWs came thru selling the WT & awake mags my dad would make up one or two bags of food for the women & kids, They came thru on Saturdays, all us kids wete outside playing or inside , cartoons blaring , the kids in tow w moms door to door. My dad would have them sit down for a meal as he was always making soup or a casserole. He'd speak of breaking bread.. send them on their way with the dimes for publications, bags of groceries,he'd have my mom drive them home w the kids, groceries. We felt so sorry for them. As Catholics, he'd tell them we"d pray for them.
@thomash.schwed3662
@thomash.schwed3662 27 күн бұрын
The Society is using money which it is supposed to be using to pay lawsuits and settlements. But, since the Society habitually refers to such revenue as "dedicated funds", it needs to produce these films in order to give the appearance of using the money for the purpose for which it is ostensibly "dedicated", to wit, dispensing its misinterpretation of the most nonsensical library of books ever written.
@MAJ-qy3gm
@MAJ-qy3gm 25 күн бұрын
Yeah stay poor and illiterate. My poor mother is now 84 and still spooked by the end. Leaders in all spheres of society are shameless when it comes to taking people's money and leaving them with less than what they started off.
@user-nm4cq7dg3t
@user-nm4cq7dg3t 16 күн бұрын
Well, they have you to work as slaves, building KHs and then sell them with profit....
@cultytalk
@cultytalk 29 күн бұрын
Omg its SOOOO ANNOYING how many times they slip in "Jehovah" when we KNOW NO-ONE USED THAT NAME THEN!! UGGHHH
@robertgrey6101
@robertgrey6101 29 күн бұрын
@cultytalk Authenticity ?? Where is it ??
@PawelLachowicz.
@PawelLachowicz. 27 күн бұрын
same with John
@kalasatwater2224
@kalasatwater2224 27 күн бұрын
That's why they're changing their name soon
@robinkish-miller2990
@robinkish-miller2990 24 күн бұрын
They had no J's.
@RRB60
@RRB60 13 күн бұрын
While the tetragramatom will be in the original text . You now know the spirit person being talked of - Almighty God Jah . You now know the name of the only TRUE GOD over everyone else . In this it is correct . Praise Jah / Yah / Jehovah Almighty God 83:18 . We also now know that this Almighty Gods name is not Jesus . Just for clarity . Unless you are in spiritual darkness !
@jackthomas6952
@jackthomas6952 29 күн бұрын
It’s funny to me how all these men living in these ancient times have perfectly groomed hair and beards.
@valkeakirahvi
@valkeakirahvi 27 күн бұрын
With the exception of Adam, there's nothing unrealistic about that actually! There were many excellent barbers in the Roman empire, and they paid a lot of attention into looking good
@DeannaDionne
@DeannaDionne Ай бұрын
I can see why it’s appealing to focus so much on video for the GB. It is more engaging, more focused on emotions. But their literal interpretation of the Bible shown so with this pseudo-realistic reverence actually highlights how ridiculous and unbelievable their bible interpretation is.
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
And using a 'harmonised' approach - as in merging all the gospels (tbf most nativity plays do this with shepherds and 'kings') yet trying to use the exact text from their translation..... tricky
@danielecolla5767
@danielecolla5767 Ай бұрын
You are right 100% the angel is exactly the governing body.
@siggimad1219
@siggimad1219 29 күн бұрын
A spiritual creature, so weak to stand during his small task, sits down on a physical stool?! 🤔 They are so clueless. 🤦🏼‍♂️
@cultytalk
@cultytalk 29 күн бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@hanneivanovic2465
@hanneivanovic2465 28 күн бұрын
Ha ha can't even make a parody ,on these clowns.
@pauls185
@pauls185 29 күн бұрын
This cult is beyond bizarre.
@tmacm2237
@tmacm2237 Ай бұрын
Zachariah looked more like he was having a panic attack.
@thomash.schwed3662
@thomash.schwed3662 27 күн бұрын
And, when Mary said the Magnificat, the actress came across as depressed and introspective rather than as someone who was ostensibly glad to be doing something for the Lord, in this case allegedly bearing his Son. That scene well summarizes the mental attitude of Jehovah's witnesses while engaging in what the Society tells them is kingdom service.
@joshcapshaw266
@joshcapshaw266 Ай бұрын
So, I guess Eve had makeup? Cool story bro
@williamgraham1062
@williamgraham1062 29 күн бұрын
No animals were harmed,all the make up used.Made with natural fig tree vegan friendly resources.😊
@philcam777
@philcam777 29 күн бұрын
Exactly what I thought. 😂😂
@janemiller8335
@janemiller8335 29 күн бұрын
And they are both white?? Nope. They are stupid .
@ShoNuffSoulBro1
@ShoNuffSoulBro1 29 күн бұрын
And where’s her hairy legs ? 😆
@Casiqueorquesta
@Casiqueorquesta 29 күн бұрын
Adam's perfect salon beard 😂
@nenala7684
@nenala7684 29 күн бұрын
The white woman Eve! And the white man Adam! And lets not forget the WHITE JESUS! im pimo and always felt off by this
@beverleybailey9311
@beverleybailey9311 29 күн бұрын
Every one knows that illustrations impacts the mind hence why JW make so much effort in describing the temple of God. Showing God's people as white is distorting 'Truth' . how long will they carry on with their Lies. They should take a leaf out of the Archbishop of Canterbury who apologies in 2020 for portraying Yeshua as white...his confession made me look further on JW stand and sure enough...I'm am not a racist but truth is truth. And they have the audacity of calling themselves Gods representatives on Earth...
@chudchadanstud
@chudchadanstud 29 күн бұрын
Come on, JWs are many things but racist is not one of them. It's purely illustrative, the accents are Australian ffs.
@Karl-dd4om
@Karl-dd4om 29 күн бұрын
Well, do think the first humans were black?
@a.r.tavares1322
@a.r.tavares1322 29 күн бұрын
@@Karl-dd4om Well "Adam" is a hebrew word meaning "red" (and he was made of clay, no?)... White is a recessive gene.
@nenala7684
@nenala7684 29 күн бұрын
@chudchadanstud LMAOOO! And I know you love love illustrations of the WHITE ANGELS 😇 ♥️ LMAOOOO! tell me your racist? Without telling me your RACIST! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 some white people are more then comical 😆 🤣 😂
@bethany45101
@bethany45101 29 күн бұрын
They saw The Chosen and thought “oh hell yeah, we need one of those shows for our people too”. 😂
@user-uj9lj1yp2p
@user-uj9lj1yp2p 28 күн бұрын
The GB is so jealous of the success of The Chosen. They think spending $1B+ on a studio is going to improve this trash.
@Books384
@Books384 18 күн бұрын
Yeah. And it's a million times better. The Chosen just goes off the rails. It's completely inaccurate.
@ynks07
@ynks07 Ай бұрын
Why are they a white couple?
@kesy4072
@kesy4072 29 күн бұрын
Jw is a racist
@Katiegirlluv
@Katiegirlluv 28 күн бұрын
Joseph Smith said garden of Eden was in Missouri 😅
@mylife-23
@mylife-23 Ай бұрын
Aaaand how many of the actors aren't middle eastern ? 👀 Alot of them look white. If they want accuracy, they blew it already lol
@beverleybailey9311
@beverleybailey9311 29 күн бұрын
GB obviously not seen Putin's revelations..
@beforethenextstep305
@beforethenextstep305 28 күн бұрын
Right also Ethiopia backs up Putin because they are claiming they had the Bible first & some ppl took it and race swapped everyone
@ashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@ashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 29 күн бұрын
👼: G'day, you deeply favoured Sheila 🙏: She was deeply disturbed by his words and wondered what kind of greeting this could be
@RuthCrocker
@RuthCrocker 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Bid-yz1ks
@Bid-yz1ks 26 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@oswynjames8308
@oswynjames8308 Ай бұрын
You know that the angel Gabriel is the GB, writing themselves into the story
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
100%
@mouselovinlady
@mouselovinlady 27 күн бұрын
Judging by the accent it’s specifically Geoffrey Jackson.
@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373
@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373 29 күн бұрын
That's an Emerald Tree Boa, and is native to *South America,* not the Middle East, where the Garden of Eden "supposedly" existed.
@_Meadows_
@_Meadows_ Ай бұрын
I love how it's a woman who picked the "forbidden" fruit. 🙄🙄🙄
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
and it looks like an eggplant
@patriciapitt4228
@patriciapitt4228 Ай бұрын
LOOKING LIKE EGG 🥚 PLANT goes well with the rest of the crazy 🤪 story, and they never used Jehovahs name back then ,Elizabeth looked pretty good for an Old 🧓 lady (pull the other leg)I'm in my 80 and still have not got grey hair, it's got to be a joke ,and Thanks again Wally for putting this Mess Up ¿?¿*
@_Meadows_
@_Meadows_ Ай бұрын
@@exjehovahswitness 🤣
@RuthCrocker
@RuthCrocker 29 күн бұрын
​@@exjehovahswitness I thought it looked like a skinny type of Mango 🥭
@robertgrey6101
@robertgrey6101 29 күн бұрын
​@@exjehovahswitness It looks more like a mal formed Man-go.
@back-roomconfessions6746
@back-roomconfessions6746 Ай бұрын
From the little nibble on the phallic fruit to the blue eyed Anglo angel this entire thing is super cringey.
@francinemirey1555
@francinemirey1555 28 күн бұрын
The " fruit " in Eve's hand looks like an eggplant 🍆
@julieellis2076
@julieellis2076 29 күн бұрын
Watching this .... 'once upon a time in a far away land' .. . How did I ever believe this literal 2000 + years old fairy story? Think it speaks for itself to todays more awake generation who wont be hoodwinked like our generation and previous ones were. We know better. ❤
@cindyjohnson7883
@cindyjohnson7883 Ай бұрын
Hello Wally🤗🌟👏👍👏thank you for your insightful, humourous, intelligent efforts! So valuable & helpful! You're amazing!👏👏🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟☯️
@lolo8288
@lolo8288 29 күн бұрын
Can they do JUST ONE BLACK ANGEL!!!??? 🙄
@jerudella8236
@jerudella8236 28 күн бұрын
Lol! JWs would lose they Minds with rage and confusion lol.
@ladama3201
@ladama3201 28 күн бұрын
Nope we’re cursed remember 😂
@mylife-23
@mylife-23 Ай бұрын
What's funny is, some snakes still have a set of tiny little hidden legs left over from evolution 😂
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Ай бұрын
6,000 years just isn't enough time to evolve away those little nubs. Be patient.
@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373
@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373 29 күн бұрын
Not to mention the snake shown was an Emerald Tree Boa, which is native to South America 🤦‍♀️
@fromashesphoenixrose
@fromashesphoenixrose 29 күн бұрын
Hiya Wally! Have a good ass day 😎
@jackwhite3987
@jackwhite3987 29 күн бұрын
@@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373lol I caught that as well . Ingrates
@heidijay5902
@heidijay5902 29 күн бұрын
@@alphadragonwolfwarrior6373I thought it looked like a Green Tree Python, a snake native to tropical northern Australia & island nations north of the same. Given the accents of the actors, it kind of makes sense. Either way, definitely not a species from wherever the original garden was supposed to be…
@luxxestone7462
@luxxestone7462 Ай бұрын
Cuddling w my kitten and watching this. Ready for the mess!
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
enjoy
@RosieClipBot
@RosieClipBot Ай бұрын
It’s fascinating how different Christian religions view the fall of Adam and Eve. Mormonism view the fall as necessary and they don’t vilify Adam and Eve.
@christinesotelo7655
@christinesotelo7655 Ай бұрын
I agree.
@christinesotelo7655
@christinesotelo7655 Ай бұрын
If it even happened all that way, I doubt. That’s why I’m always thrown out of religions the way men are thrown out of bars. 😂
@Christen-ed2qj
@Christen-ed2qj 29 күн бұрын
Mormons are also a cult
@cygnustsp
@cygnustsp 29 күн бұрын
The Mormons seem crazy but I think they could have gotten a lot right.... If they weren't so crazy
@johnrobinsoniii4028
@johnrobinsoniii4028 29 күн бұрын
Interesting note about Adam and Eve: They were vegetarians.
@jolinamaitland0356
@jolinamaitland0356 Ай бұрын
Oh my god Wally. The Vanilla Ice reference I was SCREAMING YES! YES! It's like you see in my head when you edit sometimes. Must be from the same era.
@AnkhInfinitus
@AnkhInfinitus 29 күн бұрын
Old dudes in white robes are super terrifying.
@Books384
@Books384 19 күн бұрын
Just you wait 'til Armageddon.
@AnkhInfinitus
@AnkhInfinitus 18 күн бұрын
@@Books384 I saw that movie a long time ago. I also saw its ugly cousin, Deep Impact.
@Books384
@Books384 18 күн бұрын
@@AnkhInfinitus You'll see the real thing shortly.
@AnkhInfinitus
@AnkhInfinitus 18 күн бұрын
@@Books384 There's no hate like christian love.
@Books384
@Books384 18 күн бұрын
@@AnkhInfinitus Christian love is why we're warning you beforehand. So you can change. 'Jehovah is not slow concerning his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with you because he does not desire anyone to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.' - 2 Peter 3:9
@anngalaska2891
@anngalaska2891 29 күн бұрын
I feel sorry this poor baby in the video has no other choice but to be brought up in this cult .
@amydurga8448
@amydurga8448 29 күн бұрын
I’m sure the tiny bite was to make a point. Even a tiny disobedience will be the ruin of all humanity for thousands of years.
@dawnsrayz
@dawnsrayz 29 күн бұрын
Just a little bit of poop in the cookie… I’m sure it has to do with anything negative about the org. You can’t listen to anything negative
@tommygunn3210
@tommygunn3210 29 күн бұрын
So, they're suggesting the serpent communicated with her telepathically? Poor snake being punished for what the Devil made him do. In the jungle, snakes still live in trees!
@Djbetterjusthavingfun
@Djbetterjusthavingfun Ай бұрын
Um, why is it an eggplant…???
@Djbetterjusthavingfun
@Djbetterjusthavingfun Ай бұрын
#awkward
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
I'm dying! LOL
@SUSHI4lyf
@SUSHI4lyf Ай бұрын
​@@Djbetterjusthavingfun Because that's another "fact" this cult is trying to twist to be different from all the other sects. Everyone else says apple? We'll make it something else.
@adamantiumbullet9215
@adamantiumbullet9215 Ай бұрын
Obviously, it's not the first eggplant she's handled...
@lordfreerealestate8302
@lordfreerealestate8302 Ай бұрын
Looked like a red pear to me.
@rebeccalucas6063
@rebeccalucas6063 Ай бұрын
There they go with their dramatic background music 🤣🤣 I appreciate you catching this stuff, I don't know if you have pemos sending you this, but it keeps us out of their website 😂
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
lol it's actually on the website! but yeah screw that!
@vintage6346
@vintage6346 27 күн бұрын
Rebecca, I'm trying to come up with what "pemos" stands for. Physically Entrapped Mentally Out?
@desertboot9755
@desertboot9755 29 күн бұрын
Ha ha, the Aussies are in the house.
@christinesotelo7655
@christinesotelo7655 Ай бұрын
I’ve gotta stop. When the Aussie guy said about Z: “his math was opened”, I had to stop. I mean, this is going to make future JWs? But honestly, no JW born in has ever SEEN a Bible movie because they haven’t been allowed! And Bible movies were all from the “wicked world”! So this may be their first time seeing the Bible Story in film. I BETCHA JWs will all start talking in Australian accents!!
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
Only the English speakers; currently Jesus has an American accent in most movies
@christinesotelo7655
@christinesotelo7655 29 күн бұрын
@@helenr4300 that’s why I liked Mel Gibson’s filming in the original language of Jesus. But people had to know how to read. Subtitles. Higher Education.
@jesetfreesince9317
@jesetfreesince9317 29 күн бұрын
Opening statement from Adam “oh shit! We’re naked!”
@georgeporgy7568
@georgeporgy7568 Ай бұрын
I don't know why they had to have that narrator through the entire thing.
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
probably because this section features more women then men so they have to make sure they are here to mansplain everything
@RobbieJayOne
@RobbieJayOne Ай бұрын
Fewer lines for the actors is okay with me.
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
easier to dub? but also they want to use the Bible text - whilst merging the different gospels into one narrative....
@AaaaNinja
@AaaaNinja 29 күн бұрын
Why do Adam and Eve appear to be experiencing emotions they shouldn't be able to before they ate the fruit?
@luna-p
@luna-p 28 күн бұрын
Thank you
@treybonnot5448
@treybonnot5448 29 күн бұрын
It's so funny that you brought up the canon in D interpolation because I was thinking the exact same thing
@violinfanatickamraz1403
@violinfanatickamraz1403 27 күн бұрын
As in Pachelbel's Canon in D?
@thomash.schwed3662
@thomash.schwed3662 27 күн бұрын
The Society's orchestra definitely went with a variation on the theme of the "Canon". But, I will admit that I'm surprised the Society didn't use a variation of the new original "Kingdom Song" from the Sunday afternoon session of this same regional assembly.
@TheChariotdriver
@TheChariotdriver 29 күн бұрын
I was thinking, possibly the meaning of the small bite that he took of the fruit might be the signify that it doesn’t take a major sin to be displeasing to Jehovah, even a minor seemingly insignificant sin can put you in a bad standing. Who knows just speculating on the reason why Usually have a double meeting.
@danielecolla5767
@danielecolla5767 Ай бұрын
Arndt babies enemy of Jehovah? according to the angel Stephen Lett?
@jaredscott367
@jaredscott367 Ай бұрын
ok... big question here....how did they get such high production with the angel effects, camera work, and audio? if witnesses are supposed to go in service and not seek higher education, how did they find people that can do HIGH END video work? they HAD to outsource this. but they claim all of this is from inside the congregations. I grew up with not being able to use my computer for more than 1 hour a day (dad was an elder) . you can't learn CGI in one hour a day, let alone a whole course on it. You either go in service all week, or you dive DEEP into video and audio work. I would know, I'm an audio engineer now by trade, it took me YEARS to get where I am
@cultytalk
@cultytalk 29 күн бұрын
No they already have movie studios area and theyre building the huuuuge one in Ramapo
@ShoNuffSoulBro1
@ShoNuffSoulBro1 29 күн бұрын
Good question.
@jaredscott367
@jaredscott367 22 күн бұрын
@@cultytalk oh I understand, but my point is the people that work in the studios
@tammyg8031
@tammyg8031 28 күн бұрын
My question to Stephen Lett is: If babies are ENEMIES OF GOD, then what was Jesus when he was a baby? Make that make sense, Stephen!!!!!!!...CULT
@luna-p
@luna-p 28 күн бұрын
Rose Mary's baby
@DavidTaylor-ki2ir
@DavidTaylor-ki2ir 29 күн бұрын
26:03 Mary says “hello” as a greeting which wasn’t invented until the 1800’s. Small side point.
@zachwilson6944
@zachwilson6944 29 күн бұрын
I don't like how Zechariah asked one question, and gets punished, but Mary asks the same question and nothing.
@Invisble748
@Invisble748 28 күн бұрын
Maybe Gabriel work up on the wrong side of the bed.
@nakseyyy
@nakseyyy 29 күн бұрын
I dislike how men "romanticise" this lack of choice, the pain the women have to go through during the pregnancy and during labour. Does it transpire only for me?
@Katiegirlluv
@Katiegirlluv 28 күн бұрын
After experiencing it, yes. Some men like that we suffer
@phillipbuchan9180
@phillipbuchan9180 29 күн бұрын
Bro your explanation in the last few minutes there about what would be a decent prophecy represents my feelings perfectly!😊 Great vids man, please know they are appreciated.
@user-rj4xl5bl2s
@user-rj4xl5bl2s 29 күн бұрын
My goodness I was so tired all the time when I was a jw.
@LOH__
@LOH__ Ай бұрын
Good night! Hope you guys can see the northern lights!
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
i did last night it was sick!
@RobbieJayOne
@RobbieJayOne Ай бұрын
The northern lights are magnificent. I can see the changing colors of the sky even in our light-polluted area. I am leaving the city tonight and cannot wait to see them!
@GaleGummola
@GaleGummola 29 күн бұрын
Funny thing, I live in artic circle where you can see northern Light quite often. But now when the magnetic storms are extremely high(highest in 20 year), it's already too bright in here during night to see them. 😅
@Lemon_Demon_Fan
@Lemon_Demon_Fan 29 күн бұрын
it was cool even in my town where it was just an extremely pale green I could not see that well it was still cool
@RobbieJayOne
@RobbieJayOne 29 күн бұрын
@@GaleGummola that's fascinating. Is it the brightest you've experienced?
@ThatWomanJezebel
@ThatWomanJezebel 29 күн бұрын
Wally - you are the best! Thanks for making something stupid so funny and enjoyable!!!!
@CelticGypsy-USA
@CelticGypsy-USA 29 күн бұрын
This is where the millions of dollars of donated money is going? Juat wait until the movie studio is finished. I said it before, they watched They Chosen and wanted in on the action and $$$
@cultytalk
@cultytalk 29 күн бұрын
💯 and they get 100% of profits because they use 100% SLAVE LABOR
@Lukin1987
@Lukin1987 29 күн бұрын
I would have liked a member over the Governing Body being cast as the angel... or even Tony Morris. That would have been hilarious.
@anniesavedbygrace
@anniesavedbygrace 29 күн бұрын
Does Gabriels accent make the scene hilarious to anyone else?
@heidijay5902
@heidijay5902 29 күн бұрын
This whole thing is hilarious to us Australians, a lot of us can’t take our own accent seriously…
@anniesavedbygrace
@anniesavedbygrace 28 күн бұрын
@@heidijay5902 please don't think i was taking the mick out of Australian accents. I wasn't lauging at the actual accent. Now i read it back to myself i can see how it could be taken as laughing at Australians. Im so sorry.
@pauldorrington509
@pauldorrington509 11 күн бұрын
Another thing: he wouldn't have ever said praise Jehovah because it wasn't legal to use the word Jehovah as it was too sacred to use holding death sentence for its use...
@mamberpishley8298
@mamberpishley8298 Ай бұрын
Wally carrying on and ignoring zizi was hilarious 😂
@MidniteMoogle
@MidniteMoogle Ай бұрын
Now they do not need fake beards for their dramas or videos lol
@ShoNuffSoulBro1
@ShoNuffSoulBro1 29 күн бұрын
Maybe that’s why they allowed the changes, so they could save money in the wardrobe dept of JW Studios. 🤣
@luna-p
@luna-p 28 күн бұрын
​@@ShoNuffSoulBro1 Exactly what I thought
@Nosrednaassilem
@Nosrednaassilem 29 күн бұрын
13:22 fantastic point. GB are sending a clear message: Don’t question me or you will be silenced. This might not have occurred to me if you hadn’t mentioned it. Thank you.
@toddhayes3506
@toddhayes3506 17 күн бұрын
Watchtower is DANGEROUS
@Cenindo
@Cenindo 29 күн бұрын
The often-awkward New World Translation wordings sound doubly awkward when actors are tasked with pronouncing them. "No DECLARATION will be impossible for God" is surely a mistranslation; the underlying Hebrew idiom (carried over into Greek) means "no matter [or simply, nothing] will be impossible for God." To hear Mary speak of "sexual relations" is painfully over-explicit and sounds way too modern; in the actual Greek text she speaks of not "knowing" a man, using the standard Bible euphemism for intimate relations. They might rather translate "sleep with", the corresponding English euphemism for the same concept.
@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756
@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756 Ай бұрын
Wonder if the beard thing came about because of their movie studio.
@geoffreybunting9837
@geoffreybunting9837 29 күн бұрын
At 26.39 I'm surprised that Elizabeth didn't call her pregnancy her assignment instead of "privilege". Watchtower-speak seems everywhere
@DY2784
@DY2784 28 күн бұрын
Excellent review, Wally. Thanks 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼❤❤❤
@peterbravestrong
@peterbravestrong 11 күн бұрын
Wow, the Australian accents really give it an authentic feel.
@RuthCrocker
@RuthCrocker 29 күн бұрын
Gabriel is the third Hemsworth brother.
@elizabethnewborn6575
@elizabethnewborn6575 29 күн бұрын
thank you Wally. Love listening to you. Appreciate it (:
@gabriellagurley7555
@gabriellagurley7555 Ай бұрын
I love watching your videos🙃
@exjehovahswitness
@exjehovahswitness Ай бұрын
thanks that's sweet!
@oceansams5886
@oceansams5886 14 күн бұрын
Thank you for the video. God bless you
@raeupperdine5754
@raeupperdine5754 29 күн бұрын
I love your take on this. I laughed so much! You are amazing Wally and looking well 😉 ❤
@ladama3201
@ladama3201 28 күн бұрын
Eves evil face when she hands Adam the phalic fruit 😅
@SUSHI4lyf
@SUSHI4lyf Ай бұрын
Isn't "forcing" someone into pregnancy also tantamount to R@PE?
@tipikaa3018
@tipikaa3018 29 күн бұрын
Basically what God is, a rapist 😂
@Invisble748
@Invisble748 28 күн бұрын
R@p3 involves sex. Christians don’t believe it involves any sex. I guess magic?
@Jun11183
@Jun11183 29 күн бұрын
So the first people came with nicely cut and washed hair, trimmed bears and makeup? 😮
@cultytalk
@cultytalk 29 күн бұрын
LMAO The Aussie angel sitting on the stool and says "Jehovah God!" Baaaaahhhaaaaahaaahaaaaaaa!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@ramrod576
@ramrod576 29 күн бұрын
Jehoover.
@ShoNuffSoulBro1
@ShoNuffSoulBro1 29 күн бұрын
JayHooVeR
@teijaflink2226
@teijaflink2226 22 күн бұрын
And he's old, Angela are not old, they're supposed to be perfect pretty much. Lucifer was beautiful too.
@pauldorrington509
@pauldorrington509 11 күн бұрын
She took the tiniest bite because JW Leaders want you to see the tiniest errors can lead to huge catastrophic mistakes: like for example, false prophicies...
@teresabaker5113
@teresabaker5113 29 күн бұрын
Love, love, love, Zizzi ❤
@philipblack5176
@philipblack5176 28 күн бұрын
Well, who knew that angels are Australians? Lol
@ZipperedBelle
@ZipperedBelle 24 күн бұрын
Omg your prophesizing at the end. 😂😂😂 well done
@bladenot-runner1795
@bladenot-runner1795 29 күн бұрын
The Spongebob clip made me wheeze, lmao. Thanks, Wally.
@jackwhite3987
@jackwhite3987 29 күн бұрын
Same 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tmacm2237
@tmacm2237 Ай бұрын
I thought the serpent spoke to Eve and got her to take the fruit. That doesn't happen in this?
@alicedowntherabbithole6456
@alicedowntherabbithole6456 29 күн бұрын
You’re looking well Wally. Funny that the cast have Ozzie accents, very authentic. Oh and, cake please! Enjoyed this x
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
makes a change from US accents. Of course only the English version will have these accents...
@lisasweeney8158
@lisasweeney8158 Ай бұрын
First time I saw Gabriel my red flags screamed pdf file. The whole thing is atrocious. I'm Aussie, so I can say this. Our accent doesn't work! The desert for the ground does, and why not give birth in the bush with the drop bears (😜)?
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
Makes a nice change from the American Jesus and friends (Brit here)
@Invisble748
@Invisble748 28 күн бұрын
Well that because this Gabriel is the GB.
@dudeistpriest9239
@dudeistpriest9239 29 күн бұрын
Gabriel: That's not a savior.....this is a savior 👼
@Hero_Of_Time94
@Hero_Of_Time94 29 күн бұрын
Damn man I never knew the crocodile dundee was gabriel this whole time!
@Cenindo
@Cenindo 29 күн бұрын
I wonder if some of the actors don't actually have real beards now, as opposed to the sometimes hopelessly fake-looking beards we saw in older publications. There has been progress, sort of.
@mariajacobson2994
@mariajacobson2994 15 күн бұрын
The accents that seem to be British/Scottish/Australian/New Zealand add to the unbelievableness of what the movie is portraying.
@tonijoncevski8607
@tonijoncevski8607 29 күн бұрын
Produced in Australia? So this is how they spent the money you give to them. Leave, run, run fast, all religion that wants your money is foolish and nonsense.
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
Yep - built a whole outdoor set and studios there - been hyping it for years. They also needed to upgrade studios in NY state so Ramapo project. But its ok as Jehovah may save the facilities at Armageddon to be used to teach the resurrected ones in paradise.... yep they have actually said that!
@tonijoncevski8607
@tonijoncevski8607 29 күн бұрын
@@helenr4300 Both sad and pathetic. People choose to stay blind and foolish. (I was a Presbyterian minister, a conservative Bible-guy kind of one for 23 years and a Xian for 33 years. Leaving that foolishness and nonsense completely behind me 15 months ago has been the most liberating thing I have done.)
@tmacm2237
@tmacm2237 Ай бұрын
Why does the fruit of the tree of knowledge look like the eggplant emoji?
@helenr4300
@helenr4300 29 күн бұрын
can't be an apple as text doesn't say that.....
@cultytalk
@cultytalk 29 күн бұрын
​@@helenr4300lol but it doesn't say ANY fruit name! LMAO 😂😂😂
@gaellev6866
@gaellev6866 28 күн бұрын
Was s lowkey expecting Elizabeth to go "Blessed be the Fruit" Handmaid's Tale style.
@DiabloDisablo
@DiabloDisablo 29 күн бұрын
Great video! Had me laughing out loud! I do read real biblical scholars and I'm glad you picked out the Virgin myth, although it is more cut and dried than you explained. The word used merely means " a young woman/girl of marriageable age", not a virgin. The virgin nonesense came in a Greek translation (Septuagint). I was actually taken aback that the JWs still believe this nonsense. Another thing that hit me is the use of the name "Jehovah" for God, used in the film. Jews of the 1st centrury CE did not use the name. It was considered too holy to say. (We'll ignore for now that the name Jehovah is a much later invention incorporating the tetragramation YHWH and the vowels of Adonai i.e. Lord). This practice of not saying the name of God is beautifully lampooned in Monty Python's Life of Brian, in which a man is stoned to death for saying the word. So, JW inacuracy, again. Of course, no one mentions that the name Jesus (or Yeshua) means "saviour". Er... a bit on the nose there. And nowhere is it mentioned that "he will be called Immanuel", which is also in Matthew - which he is never called. Lol There's so much wrong with this film so far. And I'm glad you've brought up the questionable morals of an enforced pregnancy. (Or actually 2 of them.) Great video, Wally! Keep it coming, buddy! 🤣
@failyourwaytothetop
@failyourwaytothetop 9 күн бұрын
I actually liked the JW movie. I'm going to create a channel for those who are not JWs anymore but like the meetings, the songs, the conventions, and the study program as it is set up. I would like to be with X JWs who enjoy this and would want to continue the program without the pressure of being inside the organization.
@toddhayes3506
@toddhayes3506 17 күн бұрын
Great Job Wally Thanks
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