> appears wearing a swan costume > Call himself "gods strongest soldier" > Harasses SCP staff > Flip the bird at camera > Doesn't elaborate > Leaves What a chad
@PlaguePJP Жыл бұрын
I’m the author of this SCP-001 proposal. This is something I wrote to be my cap stone project and took me around 4 months to get it to a place I was happy with. Thank you for covering it! It’s probably the most personal thing I’ve written. Fun fact: all the SCPs that experienced containment failures were things I posted to the site and eventually deleted. This proposal served as my in universe explanation for what’s going on with them. I won’t say outright of the anomaly actually exists, but I personally think it does.
@Imperial_Squid Жыл бұрын
Haven't finished listening but I wanted to say I love the concept and tone of this already, especially since a few 001 proposals/other articles are concerned with the origins of the anomalies/foundation and are really rather serious. I'm always a big fan of the sillier self aware side of SCP!
@therongjr Жыл бұрын
This is a fantastic 001 Proposal!
@dillasoul2228 Жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this one a lot, do you have more entries?
@SoulSprayPaint Жыл бұрын
That's dope man! I thoroughly appreciate your creative creativity!!!!!
@PlaguePJP Жыл бұрын
@@therongjr thank you!
@founderoftheempire8589 Жыл бұрын
"Pulled out an oversized mallet and launched an agent into the stratosphere" GOD DAMN
@Monte_Carlo451 Жыл бұрын
"he turned himself into a xerox machine, funniest shit I have ever seen"
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
Pray somebody doesn't put their butt on it.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment Жыл бұрын
"Are anomalies escaping because of human error?" "No, it's SCP-001 at fault"
@soulhunter6438 Жыл бұрын
Dr.bright causes containment breaches. "Its not my fault it's scp 0001's fault. 05-3 "you can't blame Scp 0001 for your shit."
@idnyftw Жыл бұрын
SCP-001 and its fondness for animals with appropriately-sized human items...
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
And then there's the "god-authors" who make up the all too numerous 001s.
@greyscapeentertainment4816 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a government explanation to me. 😂
@derekdrake8706 Жыл бұрын
They're gonna need the pataphysics department for this one.
@The0Stroy Жыл бұрын
I like light-hearted absurdist angle of Foundation shown here. It's nice to have 001 proposal that is not all doom and gloom world ending occult spy drama. Nice to see that this part of Foundation that focus on fun and self parody still is alive.
@Imaproshaman7 Жыл бұрын
I agree.
@jeremyelbertson4427 Жыл бұрын
And it makes perfect sense as a 001 proposal, because of it's hyper focus on screwing the foundation specifically
@Sawta2 ай бұрын
It's not still alive, but not for the reasons you think.
@aaron-justinanderson Жыл бұрын
Seeing the authors for these proposals come up here more frequently to give their thoughts on the entries made me realise something .This comment section has genuinely become an extention of the SCP community .
@fishy5479 Жыл бұрын
Lague: Speaking of: whatever happened to Pasqua, if I can ask? O5-1: Dead. Lague: Really? O5-1: Yeah, a tragedy. Slipped and fell down a flight of stairs and then shot himself twice.
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
Some rando operative: "Gee, what a crying shame."
@althelor Жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 for some reason the way you said that made me think of the tomska "what happened" skit as an incident log on an scp. Lague: "So what happened to the previous site director?" Researcher: "Suicide." Lague: "Oh my goodness, how did it happen?" Researcher: "well he took this gun, and then-" [shoots self] Mtf member enters room: "I heard gunshots! What happened here?" Junior researcher: "well, he picked up this gun and then-" [shoots self] Lague: "What the hell! Why would you do this? That is so irresponsible!"
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
@@althelor Heh, this is interesting to hear.
@BlackMoonHowls Жыл бұрын
@@althelor Oh, you were able to post that word, funny YT doesn't let me. (S Word) BEG no no you still can't mention even Dead in a video titles hints the previous upload being changed.
@Ravus_Sapiens Жыл бұрын
@@BlackMoonHowls does the Black Moon Howl? Only if the dead shoot themselves.
@caedmonr112 Жыл бұрын
On the note about going from a containment failure rate of 5.2% to a containment rate for 001 of 95%: This doesn't mean there's been no change in containment failure rate. In fact quite the opposite. Paraphrasing, earlier the the director stated that of that 5.2%, roughly 1.4% was explained via means outside the foundation's control, with the remaining 3.8% being attributed to 001. If this is true, a 95% containment rate of 001 would mean reducing that 3.8% down to 0.19%. (I assume my numbers are off slightly, because the 5.2 & 1.4 figures are entirely from memory, but the math otherwise is correct) In other words, containment failure has gone from 5.2% down to 1.59%. A significant reduction!
@JONEPUNK Жыл бұрын
Director Leigh imposter syndromed so hard he made a new SCP-001 pop into existence. Loved it thoroughly, so much fun.
@entommazeta Жыл бұрын
An army of gun wielding crabs raiding a foundation site just to rescue their fellow crabs and successfully do it, is something I would never expect from an SCP article and yet here we are.
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
Makes me think how people should title that in case it becomes a film/video game.
@moremusic868 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 gun crabs. OR GRABS!get it? G-uns C-rabs= GRABS??no?ok.
@moremusic868 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 too much ejaculation is not good for u stop it
@mariofan1ish Жыл бұрын
The sapient gumball machine that works in Foundation accounting was the detail that caught me off-guard personally
@neatocheeto1702 Жыл бұрын
@@moremusic868 its ok you'll get em next time
@bastian_5975 Жыл бұрын
29:50 A tropical storm?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the world, localized entirely within Site 322?!
@markmikolay9019 Жыл бұрын
I think it's very nessecary for SPC to not always take itself super seriously, really liking this one.
@samuelwilson2368 Жыл бұрын
The SPC always takes itself seriously, shark punching is no laughing matter.
@pumpkin_pants3828 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelwilson2368 someones gotta punch those sharks, and i dont see anyone else volunteering
@samuelwilson2368 Жыл бұрын
@@pumpkin_pants3828 Thank you for your service.
@BlackMoonHowls Жыл бұрын
@@samuelwilson2368 It's Shark Pushing as in Danny and Arin "Shark Pushin" Grumps.
@RetoskiCat Жыл бұрын
well? those sea rats aren't gonna puch themselves
@furiousfinch1587 Жыл бұрын
When a car restarts itself, accelerates itself, steers itself, and rams itself into a worse boulder and fucking explodes, I don't think you get to sit back and say "maybe it's just human error".
@FiveHundredHungryGhosts Жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious that humor would be "off-putting" to anyone, but I totally get it when it comes to SCP as I prefer it to be serious and enigmatic. It can be nice to take a break from the bleak ones though, and TES always knocks it out of the park. Been looking forward to this!
@jordantinucci3509 Жыл бұрын
Bro it says you commented a day ago
@graysnake5332 Жыл бұрын
It does 😅
@disregardthat Жыл бұрын
@@jordantinucci3509 Patreon early access, it's like the second sentence in the video description
@Ponen77 Жыл бұрын
@@graysnake5332patreon members get early access
@jordantinucci3509 Жыл бұрын
@@disregardthat ah, thought it was the foundation... Unless
@LurkerintheLibrary Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for continuing your scp content, I have autism and find these videos you produce helps me in general with needed things like sleeping, eating, and speaking to others. I love your channel, and you are a much beloved part of my life. Have a good night.
@ignatiusreilly8280 Жыл бұрын
Oh just behave.
@RetoskiCat Жыл бұрын
@@ignatiusreilly8280 :I
@orfelutoli96167 ай бұрын
Me too, man :) Love to ’ya, ES!
@steelwolfstudiosproduction9765 Жыл бұрын
"If humor is off-putting for you." Im genuinely interested if anyone feels it this way.
@quicksilvertongue32487 ай бұрын
I do. This isn't as silly as the Foundation sometimes gets, but it's more lame than it is entertaining imo, and in general the skips I like are usually serious ones. Surrealist randomness being taken seriously by straight men can be funny, but IMO it very rarely works well.
@ParadoxedLL7 Жыл бұрын
I work night shift and I love listening to your videos while I work. Factory work can be boring but letting my mind play movies while I listen to the stories you cover like mumjul and kurar. I really do enjoy your content and I’m happy I got to listen to this one early and not hours after it gets uploaded. So keep up the good work and with all your new ventures like you said you were gonna do in one of your earlier videos
@Kraklin Жыл бұрын
literally me
@andrewvincent89 Жыл бұрын
That's my situation at Tesla
@YippityDingleDoo Жыл бұрын
I must have used each of these at full length on the line
@tobaccojoe9100 Жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm do the same thing every work night, I'm doing it right now lol
@Nikoli492 Жыл бұрын
I also listened to scp story's at work.
@edouardkb2064 Жыл бұрын
Every one of your new SCP videos are now tinged with sadness, as they feel like a countdown to when you'll stop doing them. If you packaged your vids into DVDs or audio files, I'd buy them in a heartbeat, just to preserve the great work you've done.
@The_Trickster Жыл бұрын
Oh man that's a brilliant idea
@guitubagrips9719 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if he'll stop entirely, I hope not
@Blorckits Жыл бұрын
who uses dvd's anymore?
@theexcaliburone5933 Жыл бұрын
I actually might as well, just need to get a PC with a dvd reader
@57badarse Жыл бұрын
The real SCP that needs to be contained here are people that find humor off-putting. Seriously though, as someone who came to SCPs within the last 3 months, I started with the classic scp 173. Been consuming all your content non stop since then and this has to be in my top 5 favorite entries. Excellently done as always TES
@Jedislayer19 Жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: Am I out of touch? SCP Foundation: No, it's the SCP 001 that is wrong...
@Imsleepeebruh Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you haven't abandoned SCP Videos
@overpope3510 Жыл бұрын
I simply want to say thank you for all what you continue to give to us.
@sgt.killjoy1552 Жыл бұрын
“No more monkey business”, bugger me. Was on a bus at the time, and when that came up, I started to laugh.. made me look like I was crazy.
@wagerobot5231 Жыл бұрын
40:54 and after all the improbable delays Lague was only ten minutes late. I couldn't resist laughing after that.
@wantedparts8256 Жыл бұрын
Theres nothing better than seeing an exploring series notification pop up at 12 am
@graysnake5332 Жыл бұрын
2 am fo me😊
@xxdeadoutxx761 Жыл бұрын
3 for me
@BlackMoonHowls Жыл бұрын
You guys keep track of time at night?
@graysnake5332 Жыл бұрын
@@BlackMoonHowls I've got ADHD in autism and my autism normally in control so I am very well in tune with what time it is and my chores and my laundry. The only thing that's wrong with me is my sleep schedule. But some nice to know is I got a new cup. It's so cute. It's my favorite color. It's blue. It's got some white details on it so that's cool. It's got a built on handle and it measures how much water is on the inside along with having a straw and a sip and gusle :)
@ashscheesecakes2064 Жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just going off to cry tears of joy. Always a blessing to see a new upload. Thank you.
@AltxTempest Жыл бұрын
I already read through this one, and goddamn it was funny as hell. Especially the bit with House, Lague and 05-1.
@mud4309 Жыл бұрын
LMAO I read your comment literally listening to the sentence after that scene, its so funny because the O5s are usually seen as enigmatic, shadowy, near-all-powerful all-knowing entities So to hear an O5 just like “Yeah uhh… man. this one’s… yeah thats a tough nut to crack” and cracking (lol) dad jokes to House and Lague is fucking hilarious.
@GallerySpecter11 ай бұрын
I think the repeated presence of the hammer-wielding humanoid that only pops up to disrupt containment/research attempts lends quite a bit of weight to the anomoly being real.
@craig.6076 Жыл бұрын
Gonna go back and binge like a hundred more of your scp videos after this one. Again.
@allenfitness3895 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for continuing to cover SCP files. You are the only one to consistently do great long form SCP’s and I for one am grateful for all y out r hard work!
@smallsadgirlasmr Жыл бұрын
Amen
@You-fools Жыл бұрын
Probably the most fun and heartwarming proposal. Brilliant stuff
@ghostwolfdeclassified639911 ай бұрын
A giant bird named "God's Strongest Soldier", going "tweedly D tweedly Da" while swacking an entire MTF team with a giant f***ing wooden malet, miles into the stratosphere. That made me laugh. God I love the Foundation.
@jordanmartin3434 Жыл бұрын
Appropriately sized straps for the crabs was a hilarious, perfect touch To both @plaguePJP and TES
@Bladedge28 Жыл бұрын
That man just trying to get to that room I would call that the wrath of God did not want him to get there
@stargazerorion6745 Жыл бұрын
It's a fucken miracle that he was only ten minutes late.
@jayjustjay7871 Жыл бұрын
My perception on this changed so much from the start. This is such a good 001 proposal.
@tronvillain Жыл бұрын
This one is great. Nice to have an explanation for completely inept investigations and negligenct containment procedures.
@CarsonZXY Жыл бұрын
7:25 I love the implications behind the first example. In the 80s, the Foundation had even better access to SRAs than today due to the Ichabod campaign (as "canonized" in the Montauk House). This means that chances are SRAs didn't work, and they failed to work so magnificently that doccumenting the agent getting launched into the stratosphere was *less* embarassing.
@mtszczur7189 Жыл бұрын
You're the voice of SCP articles. I can't imiagine another SCP readings without your voice in it. And... Thank you. For the good work. :D
@Blorckits Жыл бұрын
volgun
@mishael1339 Жыл бұрын
@@Blorckits both are amazing. I want both.
@ajasilikonreffkmimmon Жыл бұрын
I imagine a Leprechaun siting on a fallen tree tells his oral story to me.
@v4axis267 Жыл бұрын
I never get here this early I love the way you dive into the lore of this world its so much easier to follow for me then the story forward adventure style videos
@abydosianchulac27 ай бұрын
The part where the car pulled itself away from the boulder it crashed into in order to ram into a larger, sharper boulder is fantastic.
@zapan9643 Жыл бұрын
We have been blessed this week by another upload. Thanks, Mangg!
@Qardo Жыл бұрын
How to undermine the Foundation: Do random sh*t...randomly. SCP-682: *Is polite and kind* Foundation: *Screaming in terror*
@merafirewing6591 Жыл бұрын
SCP-173: *Is now cute and cuddly and best buds with 682 and is still traumatised by Dr. Auto Clef* Dr Jack Bright: *still relevant like in any other universe*
@sookendestroy1 Жыл бұрын
The start of this gave me a great idea for an SCP as told via the experiences of a researcher. An anomalous sense, given to a researcher who is deaf, blind and missing a limb. Sensing the things around them via symbols and vibrations detected through the sense. Walking up to a door with a walking cane they sense prison bars, a vibration is felt and they can tell it's an audio cue from a foundation security door, they sense a monolith and realize theres a biometric scanner, the issue being that they're missing the hand for the scan. they have to call security and navigate the issue thru sense alone. Have the SCP be a great boon but show the flaws of the average day inate in something like the foundation. Have it end with a containment breach of some sort where the facility is locked down, the researcher even further frustrated and yet they end up being completely safe, as the anomaly that broke containment can only harm you if you can see or hear it. Leaving the researcher to single handedly through blind luck (aha) contain the anomaly.
@Imaproshaman7 Жыл бұрын
I agree, this sounds like an interesting idea. It would be very different and that's cool.
@LunarDelta Жыл бұрын
That sounds awesome, you should do it!
@LunarShimmer Жыл бұрын
I very much appreciate the brief pause taken to elucidate that one of the O5s is a Xerox machine. An unnecessary, but pleasant touch.
@SuperSoundtracksEX Жыл бұрын
“Do you remember the SCP about the self-insert Tumblr planet?” “That wasn’t us, it was SCP-001.” “001 only creates containment breaches, Gears.” “Yeah, caused a SCP containment breach of a skip that propagates bad meta-fiction. Nothing we can do about it. We try to forget that happened.”
@kektagonb3469 Жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of saying “Oh Boy 3AM”
@thatguy45177 Жыл бұрын
I listened to this while on a road trip through Jersey
@terrypvcringe9093 Жыл бұрын
the dante's inferno Florence joke is so weirdly obscure
@redraven150 Жыл бұрын
So I found this channel by coming across a short on reels yesterday that blew my mind apart. I'm about 3 videos in and I still have no idea what the fuck I'm listening to. And the more videos I put on the crazier it got. Just watched the introduction to the SCP foundation and I think... I think I just hit a motherlode gold mine of awesomeness 🤔
@chengzhou8711 Жыл бұрын
21:00 reminds me of the Morrowind mud crab merchant
@SageofStars Жыл бұрын
I do kind of love that when he wants to discuss the inner workings of the Foundation as an organization, he always defaults to using images from Control's FBC organization. I mean, they are basically the same thing...which is to say I really do think Sam Lake crib some notes at some point, same way he did with Stephen King for Alan Wake.
@williampabon4725 Жыл бұрын
This was funny and lighthearted. A refreshing change of pace.
@911meltdown2 Жыл бұрын
This one was all over the place. I love it
@phalanxlavasar4729 Жыл бұрын
This just may be my favorite scp
@aaronmatheson9730 Жыл бұрын
I am so happy!! I was under the impression that you were kinda done with SCP!!
@michaellane9702 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for continuing your coverage of new SCP content it means a lot to a community of people who don't enjoy the content farm channels that are being pushed right now and just like the vibe of a handful of site fans making good content.
@Imaproshaman7 Жыл бұрын
I like when we get ones that are a bit less serious. It's really fun. I also like when the author makes the article fit out of and in-universe for why things are the way they are, sometimes. It's an interesting take. In this case, drafts of the article being created and deleted. This was good. Also, I'm glad that your new Warhammer 40k videos are doing just as well as the SCP videos now. It's great to hear!
@alexandertikkanen9174 Жыл бұрын
It truly makes my day to wake up to a new video from you!
@mr.inhuman7932 Жыл бұрын
Really happy to see a new Video!
@greyscapeentertainment4816 Жыл бұрын
"please take this into consideration of humor is off-putting to you" is about the funniest thing I've heard in a while. 😂😂
@tch48747 ай бұрын
Whooaa ok the snails of Giza? You gotta be kidding me. .I'm rolling that's the funniest thing I have ever heard ❤
@mason8920 Жыл бұрын
Wow this is a video that is a video that I enjoyed and am commenting it on to communicate my enjoyment great job
@JosiahGore Жыл бұрын
This is a comment about your comment which I enjoyed reading and as such felt I should comment on that enjoyment great job 👍
@AquaWaifu Жыл бұрын
Thanks, perfect for sleep time
@23Kite Жыл бұрын
Just want to say your series are my all time favorites to play while driving! Thank you so much for your efforts and work!
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodo436 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this all morning
@marcuslawrence7986 Жыл бұрын
i live for these now
@raphaelbriganti6030 Жыл бұрын
“If humor is off-putting to you” very funny line
@RogueUwU Жыл бұрын
I low key wouldn't mind being a squid god, that shit sounds dope!! Awesome video!!
@newaccountbecauseytvanceds1465 Жыл бұрын
Enjoying these these SCP vids while I can, gonna save this video for later tho.
@EnCounterCultureMedia Жыл бұрын
imagine you are being interrogated by the foundation about what snail won the race in the secret room in the great pyramid. I'd think I was having a stroke lol
@graysnake5332 Жыл бұрын
Oooooh I'm so excited finally something I can listen to and get high to and enjoy
@Orosukimasu Жыл бұрын
Thanks again for keeping me awake on the road home from work.
@godfreysneakily2802 Жыл бұрын
Saw the OG author's comment about the anomaly being the force behind their deleted articles. But I also see it as an SCP author's weapon of making anomalies "escape" the foundation despite the odds. Without SCP 001, all SCPs should be theoretically contained as said earlier the Foundation has access to unlimited resources and are able to make things almost out of thin air.
@etherealnature21 Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up. Exploring posted another SCP!
@evanallen5377 Жыл бұрын
"If humor is offputting to you" is my favorite way of saying that
@thaumaturgeslit7759 Жыл бұрын
Monday morning SCPs. The best way to start my week!
@chasefrost1401 Жыл бұрын
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@chasefrost1401 Жыл бұрын
There's a song for everything
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
Sundays for some people, this.
@thomasharrell8892 Жыл бұрын
After midnight time for some scp explorer series
@OG_Cool_Cat Жыл бұрын
That one is hilarious. If the concept of absurdity could become a SCP, then that’s what we have with this story.
@Hugh_Amungus Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up, Mangg just posted another SCP-001 video
@demosthenes2456 Жыл бұрын
001 proposals are always interesting.
@merafirewing6591 Жыл бұрын
Why do I now imagine the theme song playing in GTA V San Andreas Mercenaries playing in the background as the crabs raid the SCP Foundation like it was Area 51.
@shockmesane4158 Жыл бұрын
You never got a laugh out of me faster than the first 15 seconds proclaiming the SCP foundation to be competent when you have told countless stories of incompetency so wild and reckless that the world surviving one further day was always the least likely thing to happen in the SCP universe :D
@garedstrickland1 Жыл бұрын
My roommate just asked me why do you have an alarm that goes off Monday at 3 am, this is why lol
@ohheck6473 Жыл бұрын
Love your narration man
@timyounger8961 Жыл бұрын
Yayyyyyy. My weekly scp hit. Thank you for all you do.
@benjaminschellhardt2818 Жыл бұрын
I like to mow the lawn while I listen to these, and when I heard about the Crab/Lobster militia, I laughed at the top of my lungs in my front yard
@merafirewing6591 Жыл бұрын
It's just so hilarious to imagine.
@corporeal5980 Жыл бұрын
Commenting for the almighty algorithm. I've watched your stuff for years and eagerly await uploads every Sunday.
@postbunnie Жыл бұрын
I love that the video is slightly different in almost every sentence to the written wiki. I was trying to read along with it and it was fun.
@Derppinklepuff Жыл бұрын
Oooh were eating good tonight, goodnight everyone
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
Sure feels like Gremlins 2 all over again, replete with its title sounding like a Katy Perry song, this SCP article. Not that it's a stupid thing, no. More like a surprising gem.
@russiandoggo4336 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the bird man is the real SCP-001 here
@Kez_DXX Жыл бұрын
"We tried throwing 682 at this vestival." "Yeah but what about 4444?" "Al Gore didn't feel up to it."
@Gainoffuntion Жыл бұрын
Awesome. 001s are my fav.
@modernhaze3 Жыл бұрын
Amazing Work keep it up!
@Kingkent1207 Жыл бұрын
Based on the beginning of this, I thought this was going to turn out to be something para-physical. It seems like a narrative convention that some anomalies remain at least partly uncontained in order to make them feel scary or exciting, even though logically the Foundation's power should have done something about it.
@wadesmallwood6024 Жыл бұрын
The best part of Sunday night. Tha k you!
@khallok8689 Жыл бұрын
We all love you mang
@phantomhck Жыл бұрын
You can tell the quality of narrative based on if the writer defaults to floating third person immediately. Good SCP writing tends to use in-person narration. Excellent narration as always.