I love how Hishikaku has become the go-to guy to insert into a story when you need a really arrogant and obnoxious Foundation higher-up who promptly gets absolutely verbally wrecked by everyone around them.
@azakranos81007 ай бұрын
I’m so glad we all hate him.
@oksure92617 ай бұрын
Especially when the story features an AI, his "specialty".
@NonExistingName7 ай бұрын
And somehow still manages to ruin the entire universe, every single time. He deserves an SCP log himself
@personzz17897 ай бұрын
Poor guy, honestly. I think perhaps the 05s deserve the bite for not putting someone ready and able to do what was needed into these positions. Poor Hishikaku man.
@sssspider7 ай бұрын
It borders on lolFoundation to me, it absolutely baffles the mind that Hishikaku hasn’t been terminated. Is there a SINGLE story where he’a an asset to the Foundation rather than a massive liability?
@LiveByTheNumbers7 ай бұрын
It took forever, but it hit me when you summed up the future predictions about halfway through. I love how it’s not at all out of character for the SCP foundation to be running all their ideas by a magic 8 ball. Now my question is, what if it was just a normal magic 8 ball and the foundation gaslit itself into protecting this hunk of plastic out of confirmation bias.
@ivanpetrov52557 ай бұрын
What about this: what if ALL magic 8 balls are anomalous?
@carlsonbench18277 ай бұрын
I am sick of seeing the same Over meta gender confused SCP characters.
@williamgabriel22457 ай бұрын
@@carlsonbench1827what is bro yapping about 😭
@guyferrari81247 ай бұрын
@@carlsonbench1827 false flag get outta here
@joeradford10557 ай бұрын
What if it actually is anamolous, but it just anamolously amplifies everyone's confirmation bias around it.
@svahn17 ай бұрын
6:42 the name "Hishakaku" made me audibly groan. I've read numerous articles with him involved by now and somehow he always manages to be a real piece of shit, no matter what happens in the story.
@oksure92617 ай бұрын
He is perhaps most notable in 7579 and 6488, where he truly shows how Hishakaku gets shit done; incredibly poorly.
@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement7 ай бұрын
@@oksure9261 Why would The Foundation keep this jackass around, then?
@tylerpierce23497 ай бұрын
What scps is he all in
@svahn17 ай бұрын
@@tylerpierce2349 like the other person who replied to me said, he is probably most notable in SCP-6488 and SCP-7579. 6488 is part of the "admonition" series, and you can find a playlist on it by TES. 6488 is interesting enough to be good by itself though if you don't want to go through the whole playlist.
@GestaIter7 ай бұрын
@@tylerpierce23498888 of course, as well as 7579, which is essentially an evolved version of 079 that hishakaku allowed to grow out of control. (Although I wouldn’t place all the blame on Hishakaku, Supervisor Valis did essentially antagonize 079 into his evolution)
@ViirinSoftworks7 ай бұрын
I think as I fall asleep, I'm going to dream of you saying "88 88" a million times in a row.
@MM-lv7iy7 ай бұрын
Insert Stanley Parable reference here.
@darcydreaming69317 ай бұрын
I could only hear it said so many times before it started inexplicably cracking me up
@EnriqueLaberintico7 ай бұрын
Idk how your dreams are going to be the day we have 5-digit SCPs.
@commonskoomaenjoyer7 ай бұрын
I watch the same ones over and over and fall asleep every time
@BlackMoonHowls5 ай бұрын
That's an auto ban on Twitch, people spamming repeating numbers or a shit ton of numbers at all.
@Rhinlord7 ай бұрын
The way you delivered "Which makes this turn of events quite unfortunate" had me rolling for some reason. Also any article where Hishikaku eats a crapload of humble pie is great in my book
@Rex101117 ай бұрын
Soon as I heard the name "Hishakaku" I audibly went "oh no not this guy again"
@ricardohoang84527 ай бұрын
His crazy shits kicks in 😂
@Raghetiel7 ай бұрын
Lol, same
@travisoliver67417 ай бұрын
This man cannot go one universe without ruining literally everything. He needs to be studied.
@lastofthe4horsemen2797 ай бұрын
Right
@tylerpierce23497 ай бұрын
His name sounds familiar what other scp is he in
@oksure92617 ай бұрын
Few can say that they've allowed a Overseer's parent to be stolen. And by few, I just mean Hishakaku.
@AndrewPong8 ай бұрын
It’s the LOTUS/RAIDFRAME-VIII (SCP-6488) guy again!
@michaelandreipalon3597 ай бұрын
Yeah, that scientist guy really made me flinch and freak, hearing his name.
@KrawmKruach7 ай бұрын
one of the best narrations of SCP media ever, never stop man you got a talent for voice work and a soothing voice for narration. that is why i will always come back to your channel.
@tontothetsar93887 ай бұрын
I listened to every single one of your eps on Spotify now I feel like oi have no idea what to do. I really love the none clinical way you read these articles. you put time into summarizing them and make them easy to follow. youre just not reading off of a page like most of the other people interested. if there is ANYONE that does it similar to you, please let me know. Ive enjoyed every one of your readings immensely. really helped my boring job go by ten times faster, and for that. i thank you kind sir!
@d3stroy1ng427 ай бұрын
+1
@diogene_s80327 ай бұрын
This was probably one of my favourites of the 8kon. It's incredibly fun.
@titusmills81707 ай бұрын
I love how as soon as you hear Hishikaku's name pop up, you INSTANTLY know this article is gonna be a ride and AI is another wonderful man made horror beyond our comprehension
@Astadyl7 ай бұрын
As a nerd who loves ancient tech, I really like the reference to the Antikythera Mechanism at the end when talking about the device's history For context, it is a clockwork mechanism created in ancient Greece found in the early 20th century stored in Athens' museum. Modern analyses using Xray to count the gear tooth reveal it was a complex device that could predict the movement of planets with impressive accuracy (there's a great bbc documentary about it that goes into further details, it is insane, they even accounted for the minute changes in the speed of the Moon around the Earth)
@BlackMoonHowls6 ай бұрын
Story 1. Turns out it was an ancient time keeping device I read the POS story, dumb and lame for the longest time they thought it was some alien shit. "Aliens" History channel type crap. The gears were bronze and copper while the thing itself was wood once and had many complex moving parts not to dissimilar to a hurdy gurdy level of complexity for such a simple thing. It kept seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, and years. it was a clock, a Calander, a sun/moon position and speed calculator. I was pissed people were just so stupid about it for so long gas lighting themselves. Although, the alt could be true as well they say it's "actually this" but they mis interpret it yet again and go back on themselves. It really is a very very unusually old computer, dropped by someone in that time period that was from the future and then it found its way to a merchant ship full of sellable goods of ALL kinds. Ship is sunk and cargo lost, it then just "waited" its way through time at the bottom of the ocean. I like my story because from afar I observe these things with the highest most skepticism because of tards like the History Channel Clowns. Second story. A woman goes to bed one night and wakes up in an alt universe of her own. I read both of these stories in one of those magazines you find in a waiting room. Hard to imagine it took like seven years for that 10,000 year old Computer story to FINALLY be GD MFKING put to bed.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment8 ай бұрын
*Sees authors list* SCP-8888: I'm putting together a team, m8
@michaelandreipalon3597 ай бұрын
To reset the world, I suppose?
@Harbinger_VII7 ай бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359to write one heck of a good time
@kintsuki997 ай бұрын
You sonnuvabitch, I'm in!
@sanstheskeleton81047 ай бұрын
What are we, some kind of foundation?
@Lain_ily7 ай бұрын
@@sanstheskeleton8104 lmfao
@Gromper78787 ай бұрын
Ever since I played it, I keep noticing art from Control in your vids and I love it. If anyone reading hasn't played it and they want a great SCP-inspired game, PLAY IT. You will not be disappointed!
@BLK_MN7 ай бұрын
You MUST play Control if you like SCP stuff.
@Jfundersol7 ай бұрын
Was up playing Ghosts of Tsushima, looked over, saw the clock. It's time for SCP's.
@teznarayanan7 ай бұрын
Man of culture I see
@sadtwolvesfan7 ай бұрын
Scp 31415 is a circular pie where the circumference has no relation to the radius
@bradh32925 ай бұрын
containment measures? Tasting... I mean... Testing Logs?
@drsaddomia7 ай бұрын
I'd be a funny twist if the prediction engine, was the one that orchestrated it's own theft.
@LurkerintheLibrary7 ай бұрын
I like how you're focusing on the newest series... I've been reading a couple, this one seems like it's gonna fun! Thanks, Explorer!
@genlando327plays27 ай бұрын
I love the callback to "This Is Where I Died"... one of my all-time faves
@thefishgolder7 ай бұрын
Perfect timing was just about to go to bed
@korygurman66387 ай бұрын
Yay new bedtime stories 😂 honestly, I probably watch your videos once or twice awake and then 5 times while sleeping or trying to
@kektagonb34697 ай бұрын
Haven’t read the wiki on this one yet, but I’ve got my prediction. Hishakaku organized the theft of SCP-8888 in an attempt to first undermine, then overthrow the O-5 Council, asserting himself as the sole leader.
@rocki_bb7 ай бұрын
I see your prediction and raise you mine. SCP-8888 foresaw/predicted Hishakaku harming the SCP in some significant way involving SCP-8888 & made another prediction to avoid the situation which involved the SCP stealing SCP-8888 from itself. We already know all SCP-8888's predictions have been made for the SCP.
@GestaIter7 ай бұрын
Eh, Hishakaku being the big bad just seems too simple for a story like this. He may be involved, as rocki says, but I doubt they would play it that straight.
@cherryboywriter62997 ай бұрын
"Hishakaku" OH BOY WHAT DID HE FUCK UP THIS TIME
@shawneebrown57657 ай бұрын
I am loving these multipart scp episodes back to back!!
@chance95127 ай бұрын
Gr8 upd8 m8. I r8 it an 8/8.
@StorymasterQ6 ай бұрын
Surely you mean 88/88
@bradh32925 ай бұрын
hella str8
@gaspytheghost7 ай бұрын
I was wondering if I should finish reading the SCP and saw this was posted 8 days ago, what a perfectly timed coin-ki-dink!
@AlexM-fb7if7 ай бұрын
Director Hishakaku is back at it again
@LowQualityMike7 ай бұрын
Never catch them this early, nice.
@GTvsForza7 ай бұрын
It just blows my mind that we are close to 10k SCPs!
@thedayidied7 ай бұрын
Will you PLEASE just make merch that says "Let's take a look" already?! I swear to you, I will buy five of those shirts and/or hoodies.
@TheExploringSeries7 ай бұрын
Not a bad idea.
@xyro36336 ай бұрын
The ambient sounds really do add to the reading
@Didymus20X67 ай бұрын
For some reason, this one reminds me of that scoundrel droid from Dark Forces: Jedi Knight.
@bingo7847 ай бұрын
0:37 So, being a unrepentant casino robber is a "good reason" now? Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
@DanielSan17767 ай бұрын
*OH BOY! IT’S 3AM!!*
@dreadjack1177 ай бұрын
Nah it's midnight
@yellowyellow61257 ай бұрын
Nope 8am
@shadow_psych70697 ай бұрын
00:17 for me
@ricardohoang84527 ай бұрын
More balls 😂
@thenomad23117 ай бұрын
☕️
@pseudocalm4 ай бұрын
i get so excited when i see a 4 parter.
@michaelwilson26597 ай бұрын
Always dig the content but these last few two parters are some GREAT storytelling, props!
@aliveandwellinisrael25077 ай бұрын
It's so good to have the SCP schedule back!
@tylerolsen16437 ай бұрын
You son of a [REDACTED], I’m in.
@FACTOTUM_557 ай бұрын
New Scp reading from tes? I can sleep when I'm dead
@skywatcher9667 ай бұрын
Extremely competent characters doing what they do best so pissing on plants
@devlinmcguire75437 ай бұрын
I agree fully with this intro. 😊
@_SamC_7 ай бұрын
“Obscuring an angled golden insignia” Ok so some foundation sites allow select wondertainment toys in their rec rooms 😂
@humanratteler97607 ай бұрын
Damn those overseers are assholes in this cannon
@cecollins682 ай бұрын
Lmao, Hishikaku needs his own SCP entry at this point. 😂 the man is an L factory, yet somehow in every new entry we get, he's somehow been elevated in position 😂
@AmigoRoberto7 ай бұрын
Gotta say, hearing about Hishakaku in hot water with the O-5, really cathartic after the Lotus incident
@mathieuleader86017 ай бұрын
wow this 8-ball is really powerful at keeping things in reality so stable
@squeethemog2137 ай бұрын
Oooo this sounds really interesting and like a great set up. I eagerly await part two 😄
@embyrr9227 ай бұрын
Oh boy! It's midnight (pdt)!!!
@ded29207 ай бұрын
Oh boy, exploring series at 3 am
@spiritusexmachina41978 ай бұрын
This is sounding very interesting
@Danielzabojca7 ай бұрын
Wohoo woke up and SCP lore!
@Christ_Is_Lord_887 ай бұрын
I love finding unexpected uploads
@kalxi17247 ай бұрын
OH BOY ITS 3 BALL AM!
@Fulgrim27 ай бұрын
So “Oceans Eleven” scp style then eh?
@limpbalm7 ай бұрын
ah fuck it it's about time I subbed to your Patreon. I genuinely feel bad because I definitely get more than 5 dollars a month worth of enjoyment from your content
@john949497 ай бұрын
This audio narrator has me tuning into stories I'd otherwise have little interest in. He's dead-on with dry gravitas. Cutting and crisp, really grabs my attention and holds onto it with a vice-grip
@mikeblom88977 ай бұрын
About to sell my property. Listening to this to calm down
@loganc65017 ай бұрын
Awesome video as always! Was wondering if you would consider doing a narration of "The Challenge from Beyond" by HP Lovecraft and some others?
@tommylucatiel79117 ай бұрын
well i missed my 2 am video but tonight will be a good sleep
@frostyapollo87577 ай бұрын
lets goooo another 2 parterrrrrrr
@cossakrose7 ай бұрын
Telekill in an 8000 series article? Wow, I thought it had been shunned and stopped being used years ago.
@Oubliettine7 ай бұрын
I am so ready. 🎉
@georgep55906 ай бұрын
The heist begins
@taylorbullard21187 ай бұрын
ITS 3am I MUST BE LONELY!!!
@mtluko037 ай бұрын
BOOM BABY!
@Siegmernes7 ай бұрын
Can't watch right now but I want to leave a comment to boost the algorithm. :)
@stargazingskeleton59177 ай бұрын
So happy to see another update! TES never fails to delight! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@thenuggywuggy83895 ай бұрын
8888 fr reminds me of VintageEight's "Oracle"
@biblio_nosleep6 ай бұрын
8 has been my lucky number & my jersey number my whole life- I’m excited to see what’s up
@tylerpierce23497 ай бұрын
When will part two come out this scp is so good so far
@landoftheninja7 ай бұрын
Perfect timing
@liamp.30787 ай бұрын
Woooooo you are the best!
@quicksilvertongue32482 ай бұрын
PSCF: the Pretty Secure Containment Foundation
@pretz91807 ай бұрын
we need a part 2!!
@lilycoffee1127 ай бұрын
Oh god, not hishakaku. Easily the most insufferable person I’ve seen someone come up with in SCP canon lol
@Astraea46 ай бұрын
_Sees Placeholder McDoctorate_ oh boy another long-winded tale disguised as an SCP filled with unfunny marvel-tier meta humor. still good sleepytime content tho
@percy4457 ай бұрын
OH BOY! IT’S 3AM!
@christopherbennett24117 ай бұрын
I am using your videos to introduce people to scp. So thank you
@chasebob83277 ай бұрын
What a cool concept, even if it's an intellectually satirical reference to a magic 8 ball.
@pricture6 ай бұрын
Cool story
@nothanks1267 ай бұрын
Also know as “Fifteen Flavors of META”
@olec71257 ай бұрын
I'd highly suggest putting some sort of recognisable picture/logo/theme on your thumbnails. I almost overlooked this one on the feed.
@Xenronnify7 ай бұрын
haven't started the vid yet, but the black and white thumbnail makes me hope this is Murphy Law
@smokeythemouse2896 ай бұрын
1:35 di-yanna-inga ???
@justinsmith58707 ай бұрын
Two mechanical predicive scp in the same day. Who could have guessed? (Volgan did 1032 the prediction clock)
@redeye22257 ай бұрын
5 am Just before going to work Thank you so much
@darkridoom7 ай бұрын
Someone was waiting years to make this bit
@pabloantoniomendozamartine60467 ай бұрын
Well, it looks like this is a case for Murphy Lawden 🕵️♂️🔎🎱❓
@buttercupproductions48304 ай бұрын
The fact that you use lawden says everything I need to know about you
@pabloantoniomendozamartine60464 ай бұрын
@@buttercupproductions4830 If you say so…
@jamiekjackson7 ай бұрын
I heard you been lookin' for me. I don't care who you are, no one can defeat me!
@ilhamfajriumar90857 ай бұрын
i find it interesting that 8888 is like 8 ball (circle)
@whydoweexist83387 ай бұрын
OH BOY RIGHT AT BEDTIME 😀
@RangerSkip7 ай бұрын
8 is my favorite number!
@lastofthe4horsemen2797 ай бұрын
Yes basically an improved magic 8 ball
@skepticalmagos_1017 ай бұрын
Wohooo!!! its 1 pm!
@kenpanderz7 ай бұрын
now i want to see SCP 8008-5, for containment purposes ofcourse..
@damiannuno78467 ай бұрын
Exploring Series: It identifies him as one Ryoto Hishakaku Me: Not this fucking guy again
@Mephiestopholes7 ай бұрын
Couldn't made it all in one. We'd be here. Now.... have to wait on baited breath for another week....bruh ^_^
@redschafer78047 ай бұрын
wow so the Foundation has a real magic eight ball toy lol