Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #25

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Time for a new Compilation!
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Shorts:
Remains
Chivalry
Who is Mothman?
Mr. Cobbler's Neighborhood
Lifeline
The Park
The Park 2
Blind Date
Bowling Night
Gun Fight
Agent 7: Part 2
Half Off

[@alphawolf6334]

"He did it, he destroyed half of Everything" "Don't you mean half of all life" "No... Half of Everything"

[@Kdot..F]

Well this seems like a *Half-Life*

[@GMilkMan]

There is no limit to my power

[@Plutooo_.]

I CUT IT IN HALF

[@foggyfen4385]

COMEDY DIAMONDS

[@gusgus7457]

“He did it, he des “Don’t you mean ha “No... Half o

[@vortexyt4012]

i love it when moth man just flaps around the room.

[@ebrimambowe3030]

That wasn't Mothman that was milfred

[@braydencastellanos1849]

That was funny

[@serenajane5212]

milfred is the best thing omg

[@thetestinggrounds7855]

"Tea please Milfred"

[@pizzaonprinter9442]

Vortex YT it wasn’t mothman it was Milfred

[@xxskygraizerxx9006]

*You know you’ve achieved everything in life when you can predict the ending of a cyanide and happiness show*

[@zenithchan1646]

They created the simps lol

[@Iamalockdown]

I have

[@callmemeep7261]

THEN I HAVE ACHIEVED EVERYTHING

[@trust-tea4741]

Impossible

[@callmemeep7261]

Nope I did I predicted the final one on show 23

[@justmilk6284]

u can see the rudy gravestone at 7:51 in the background

[@2wheels-tattoos]

JustMilk DISRESPECTING ASS TEACHER ASS FRUIT TREE PICKIN ASS MUSTARD STAIN ON YA SHIRT ASS MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST ASS MAN EVER

[@megatechtonic]

What happened to the orange tree?

[@masthepilot5004]

Megatechtonic It hadn't grown yet

[@inyoface05]

Aw his rude orange tree ain't grown in yet.

[@lahavmorris9919]

Rudy He had a bitchass life

[@burgerwithfries6279]

Video was originally 35:54 but got cut in half

[@slein1055]

Shouldve used flex tape

[@jadnachef3065]

Burger With Fries dude if you touch the time it will multiply it by 2

[@lunaticfringe2763]

Absolutely underrated comment.

[@redcubegamer7716]

*Balance like every thing should be*

[@rabidmyhouse2009]

Nice math there!

[@stealthoslavo1616]

I'm... surprised no one died in the gun fight. I genuinely expected someone getting shot accidentally. Well done Explosm.

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

I expected someone's head to get caved in by a hunk of metal.

[@flazerrazer2992]

It was a lot safer than expected

[@parkerf6649]

Hahaha it was funny

[@TygerHillis]

How can these guys get killed by literally anything, but tossing around presumably loaded guns around and nobody gets a single cut

[@mickeysanimatics1996]

6:55 "I'm not old.. I'm dead!"

[@STB4G]

*DAMNIT GRAMMA*

[@Sudask555]

@bunnybales there are subtitles on the vid

[@constantheadache2045]

Eat Your Cereal I think that was sarcastic, because the comment was pointing out the obvious, then again, maybe your being sarcastic to his sarcasm. Sarception?

[@Femto_G]

@bunnybales ur deaf so uh do u use hearing aids or no because if no you wouldn't be able to type or is it a joke

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

_Everybody gangsta til the strong birb starts running_

[@ketecc1345]

*GIVE ME DA BREAD*

[@quanquan8860]

The strong bird skip legs day

[@giftedcereal3683]

mrawesome 0900 that malady one tho 😆

[@dobdubby8639]

I want the bred

[@niklas2933]

nah that was an actual horror movie i for once was feeling for the character

[@sinjin4605]

16:35 - 😆, His tie's cut in-half, too.

[@monkeyboy1520]

I love how when Mr. Cupcakes exploded in the agent 7 scene, there was more blood than when Trolley Tom killed the entire Cyanide and Happiness fanbase.

[@9nikolai]

It's because most of the Cyanide and Happiness fanbase lack hearts.

[@thebestghidorah3536]

Tram sam did that

[@D1art3]

True

[@imnobody9065]

*I can cut anything in half* *Thanos: Am I Joke to you?*

[@andrewserrato5955]

Yes

[@jenniferfranco8263]

Psyche Ninja Hahaha.....Cut in half. 🎶 Hardcore music

[@cakeface_03]

@@jenniferfranco8263 Bu du bu duh buh dum bum bom.

[@f4d370]

Thanos: disintegrated half the population of everything Man: literally cuts everything in half, even the universe

[@Jason_Nighthawk]

Me:Thanos, I'm afraid I'm gonna let u go. Thanos:why? Me:i found a replacement and he's a very cool cutter he can cut anything in half including the universe *Thanos cries* (Edit:I thought I wanted to do that)

[@TheKettl]

1:27 you go into discord and say “I’m a girl”

[@tanneatha123]

correction 1:47

[@gem4036]

@@tanneatha123 wait, what about 1:47 ?

[@lenevr7446]

@@gem4036 you’re probably too young to kneo

[@reudaniel4776]

1:27 what simps

[@hypergojira1457]

That's a man not a girl

[@therealkapitanpipiskin]

I feel bad for the scientist, honestly. He lost his cat, tried to suicide but lost his son accidentally and now hes locked in some kind of underground room without anything to help and just waiting to die from starvation...

[@Bluekatelyn]

Same

[@RavenHaili]

It really disturbed me, what a hell before dying. The cries of dispar at the end made me tear up

[@unacuentagenerica3273]

Lmao noob

[@neco5740]

Dehydration would be the big problem 😬 as long as he doesn't want to drink his soon 🤢

[@itsnotnate420]

Nah cause the agent said he would come back next week

[@Drogaidon]

"He lost his cat, he lost his son... He has nothing now left...." I feel his saddness so hard... Q - Q

[@deminerdg8911]

Quite an Origin story

[@otakuman706]

And stuck strapped down to a metal table, to just sit in his son's blood. As it slowly cools and then dries. Definitely not coming out of that without being twisted. If found and freed at all. Well... Even more twisted than a supervillain with his own high powered laser and secret base, which he uses to torture/kill people.

[@KeeArlovv]

Never felt bad for a villain before

[@unknownuser8454]

@@KeeArlovv I have

[@laraglunt1483]

And he has to wait a week before being free

[@sharp6517]

Dead Grandma: “I need to tell you where the family gold is buried!” Guy: “Damn it grandma 500 bucks is on the line!”

[@Plueschhenne]

Best part of it!

[@danmorgan3259]

He was just to desperate to notice.

[@ME_Toons]

I wonder where lol

[@RalseiGaming]

@@1un465 that’s the joke

[@1un465]

He was to bust to notice that’s surprising cuz I would have listened to her

[@turkeylegtv2757]

This show has me dying every time I watch

[@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate]

As long as Puratony s2 comes out then im happy

[@stewiegriffin7237]

Must be the cyanide talkin

[@devionbutler2907]

TURKEYLEG TV yami from black clover

[@itsphoenixyt595]

Devion Butler asta=pasta

[@Avarice297]

Hey, 600 likes.

[@strangeavocado9279]

“Welcome... to big ass mosquito park!”

[@chrisharris658]

Impales everyone*

[@moi5434]

So... Australia ?

[@demonproser6791]

Ribbi.....bzzzzzz

[@asafupps]

A man of supernatural culture I see

[@aapanimations5232]

Aw yes my favorite park to visit

[@rydermc777]

7:48 did anyone else see Rudy’s grave in the background

[@ClaudiaLopez-pz7ko]

I was trying to look for a normal grave then i looked to the left and Saw his grave lmao

[@crushr8187]

Weres the orange ( fruit ) tree

[@apexlegendscollections8616]

@@crushr8187 yEa

[@Dubbya2]

I didn’t realize that 👁👄👁

[@duven8811]

@@crushr8187 i mean this scene can be before the tree started growing

[@GutRotGrrrl]

3:19 *Mildred breaking the cup* I have never laughed so hard in my life

[@ViirinSoftworks]

I love that you could hear the shattered pieces of the teacup when he tasted his lips.

[@aamonnorthseeker4542]

That mothman one is a masterpiece

[@saddog8087]

When I first heard moth man it sounded like Meth man

[@mayrajudithsosacoronado1796]

10:07 ight ima head out

[@Reincoon]

lmao, thats me after a smoke session wit the homies

[@scandicwolf]

*He protect* *He attack* *But most importantly he cut in half*

[@Carrion_Cadaver]

I love how mothman just has a completely blank stare as he causes hundreds worth of property damage

[@ClunkerBunker]

mothson pays for the damages

[@Owlmeatsandbeaks]

He’s so fucken sexy

[@Jason-ty4dl]

17:15 when you open a tightly shut bottle that someone handed to you.

[@silkmilk2954]

Yes, yes indeed.

[@CrowInAHat]

14:27 holy shit, that caught me off guard

[@ghosthunter0404]

Could you imagine if it was just a huge laser pointer and the doctor got angry at the cat for showing the agent it's not real so he can no longer use it to scare him for information

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

gui ug iyggibbgyibiybg ikr,,, aaaaa poor cat hhhhhhh

[@Blue_color_of_control]

I feel so bad for the dude

[@yanfei7782]

The only thing more important to a supervillian than killing his nemesis is his cat. Edit:Wait doesn't the super hero or villian normally have some crazy smart guy with a cloning machine or something?

[@hunterthewrestler367]

15:49 : _exists_ *_Thanos wants to know your location_*

[@Errogix_]

lol lmfaooo

[@narii6663]

Grandma: "I-i-i Need to tell you where the family gold is buried." Grandson- "THERE'S 500 DOLLARS ON THE LINE GRANDMA!!" 😂😂😂

[@tonyqiu3386]

15:25 It is Wednesdays my dudes.

[@GravenWorldwide]

*MUST BE A MONDAYYYYYY*

[@hrisxp7498]

Bruh

[@georgerabus9314]

Bruh

[@darksharksoul2672]

@@georgerabus9314 bruh

[@darksharksoul2672]

@@hrisxp7498 bruh

[@anthonyebie572]

“There is no limit TO MY POWER!” This made me laugh for like two minutes straight 😂😂

[@justsomeguywithfacialhair4987]

@nathan perez no need to be a bitch about nothing

[@omoneyferg5320]

15:30 I felt bad for him he lost his son and his cat 💯

[@SerenityM16]

Heh, just noticed in the chivalry video, “I bet she’s gay!” What was your first clue genius? XD

[@cherenkovsradiation4990]

Right...stfu

[@darksharksoul2672]

@@cherenkovsradiation4990 Right.... Idk

[@imgay7378]

Probably not the last part

[@Lxttl3]

SerenityM16 she’s lesbian

[@josephmoore1882]

Two wheel ted Z r/imverysmart

[@miguelpadilla9567]

I died laughing at 17:15 😂🤣😂🤣 “There’s no limit to my power, I’ll cut it in hal.................” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@certifiedcoolguy583]

and this, kids, is what stupid looks like

[@Unholypastor]

thanos

[@Imasteg]

@@certifiedcoolguy583 no look in mirror

[@icantdecideahandle]

4:48 On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls...

[@Benadrylsleptu]

15:24: when my mom wakes me up for school

[@sleepykumo4291]

When she say "my parents aren't home" 3:27

[@SethKingFilms]

Lmao

[@legobrik]

This just made my day

[@WhoYearsago]

How does she know your parents are gone?

[@sleepykumo4291]

It’s her parents how would she not know 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@CaptainMaionese]

@@sleepykumo4291 you said "when she said 'MY' parent arent home" not "his parent"

[@christmassyable]

“I need to tell you where the family gold is” “Grandma there’s $500 on the line!!!!” Me: facepalm. Wtf dude

[@papapapa2856]

You absolute cuckward words cannot describe my disappointment in you right now, How can someone be so blatantly ignorant of a joke

[@dontmindmejustyourfamilyfr9083]

Shon'tel daLEY *goat

[@sweettrice4077]

"the Mormans were right..." phone disconnects 😆😆😮

[@Playerofakind]

It's called irony

[@nikolajevtic2969]

Hmmm woosh?

[@TimeKeeper5575]

3:16 Me when I try to interact with people

[@carnom1376]

Relatable

[@justarandomkid4218]

Relatable

[@Xaeram]

Is Nobody Gonna Talk about The Grandma saying- I Need to Tell you where the Family Gold is Buried, 7:02

[@ed_cmntonly]

*Everybody Gangsta Until Theres Blood In Old Trout Lake* *Also Big Strong Bird Isn’t Real And Cant Hurt You*

[@lailathekitsune7231]

His woman*

[@hac2787]

100th like on this comment

[@jadetryingtochill1259]

You sound like my therapist

[@hopkick3865]

Strong bird:

[@xtrustx_8012]

Who came out with everbody gangsta until

[@abrahamogiemwonyi3026]

I love how I can just constantly watch these and still laugh

[@youthought880]

3:11 This part had me Dying

[@JaY-dr1xc]

You think this compilation is too long *I'll CUT IT IN HALF!*

[@LoganoPiano]

Jay Gamer If only you could cut the amount of compilations in half

[@legobrik]

69 likes YES

[@ReitekiKaizen]

And fix it with flex tape!

[@vellorrin]

Cut in half oscar: *cuts atom and splits the galaxy in half* Me: *HES TO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE*

[@purestyle8857]

“Everyone gets their own dimension, the Mormons were right” 😂 😂 😂

[@StellarLimpkin]

She’s right

[@farawaygaming_]

@@StellarLimpkin found the Mormon guy

[@bobcoco6047]

"Do you want to know what there is in the other world? & where the russians hid the gold?" "Shut up Grandma, it's 500$ on the line! :O "

[@orthodoxball7301]

14:29 Jeez that moment

[@MyNameIsNotBrad]

"I need to tell you where the family gold is" Wait what

[@yamano7527]

That atom cut got me way too good lmao, I was like OH NO DONT DO IT MAN

[@mrdab3647]

13:52 imagine that every time u pick up a bowling ball, it’s made out of a bowling master’s head😱😱😱

[@avidcloud1721]

Me: needs to fart in class my body: go ahead, ill make it quiet the fart: 15:25

[@halamadruuid2380]

Just hold it in, the fart will get absorbed into the body and the gas will get exhaled, so you will have literal... fart breath

[@andresgavrila9615]

@@halamadruuid2380 now,this is epic

[@basilzoubi1290]

me needs to fart in class my brain: just do it it wont be big the fart: 10:00

[@einienj3281]

😄

[@GoodLordInternetCafeGenMdse]

me: sees bird buffed up*birds begging for a piece of bread* *me starts running* Coach:*Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankkk*

[@honk4311]

"Shoot the damn Tank!"

[@ethananderson8108]

That cat captain cuddles had so much blood damn

[@xbox7113]

“THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER” - half man Johnson

[@mastersombrastudios6837]

It's half off Oscar,not half man johnson

[@vengfulhowl]

Teacher: what's 3+5? Class: 8 Me: *IT'S 4 NOW, BECAUSE I CUT IT IN HALF*

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

vengful howl 2358 I thought division lessons were next week?

[@TRACKMAN810]

But wouldn't it be 0 or 3?

[@CaptainSkylander]

Am I the only one who had an urge to watch these again?

[@shannonlefevre2291]

3:11 milfred is funny, watch him

[@bigMan57112]

12:17 doesn’t this sound like spongebob music

[@thebombombee]

i never watched spongebob

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@thebombombee Ur evil

[@joseromero9472]

Ye

[@JaswinderKaur-ph4dc]

ANOMETRUS GT what!! So you lived in the Paleoithic age

[@JaswinderKaur-ph4dc]

ANOMETRUS GT if I can read your life you were born poor and you had a interest in anime and then you got average after some years after your mom got a good job of 15$ an hour

[@billetede2peso113]

Any Deceased Stand User: 17:14

[@yourmominator]

jojo reference

[@ashleyvpierce]

*When Mr Cobblers neighborhood has been in like 5 compliations in the past week* What do you guys have against puppets like bruh

[@ashleyvpierce]

XD yeah ik

[@ashleyvpierce]

Or Daniel tigers neighborhood if you are an uncultured swine

[@mason.n3259]

MasonSplats that’s the difference between Zoomers and boomers

[@user-ql1kb3qy7h]

3:15 made me laugh super hard

[@kiesarisunny13]

"I'm not old I'm dead"

[@monkey8391]

Plot Twist: 14:25 The cat wasn't going for the laser...

[@amygrater7886]

I feel bad for the cat get killed by the laser and also he was looking for a laser and he died one like equals one prayer for the cat

[@eternalimbecile3841]

Amy Grater now i am sad cause there is 1 prayer for cat

[@echodelmiguez522]

Therapist:Buff bird isn't real.....he cant hurt you..... Buff burd: 0:14

[@KIDVENTUREVIDEOS]

"The Mormons were right!" Killed me!

[@zachstudios567]

7:50 Rudy's Gravestone in background.

[@CR-ef4op]

1:09 watch out here come the simps

[@slothful2039]

No one: Strong Bird: ゴゴゴゴ

[@MXolotl]

birb:menancing birb sounds

[@cableyoutuber]

That dude in the “Blind Date” short just entered Nuketown

[@2wheels-tattoos]

American Gaming he shot the Mannequin hedz oof and now hath them moving

[@hkhmaximum1002]

@@2wheels-tattoosmy favorite Easter egg

[@saddog8087]

That short was a blast

[@Night-zn4ew]

Damn, I find it funny when billions die but you can't just kill Captain Cupcakes like that.

[@commanderbeast]

ILL CUT IT IN HALF!!! Phil Swift: AND REPAIR IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!!!

[@emotionalsupportfurry8284]

"THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER. Cut it in HALF"

[@ChuckFreakingNorris]

*I could defeat Strong Bird with a single roundhouse kick*

[@polymer2049]

You couldn't *bob ross* chould

[@kaminschmeckpeper6306]

Ladder

[@Bloodsrunsthicker]

You couldn't Bruce Lee could.

[@thesurrealpoison1795]

Bloodsrunsthicker bitch please bruce lee isnt even close to being as strong as Chuck Norris

[@triynizzles]

Chuck Norris isn't relevant anymore

[@callmemeep7261]

Prisoner: Picks up gun *Imagine what would happen if he ACTUALLY used it*

[@davidkeaton4723]

17:15 Thanos during infinity war.

[@blmaners93]

13:52 Paulo: top that, pinhead. Patrick: who you calling pinhead?

[@defnotglxy]

Who else thought in the gunfight animation someone was gonna get shot

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

Girl: so, you wanna come home sometime? Me: not right now im in tokyo city Girl: but im home alone :3 Me: 3:27

[@littledio9082]

Beautiful Just Beautiful.

[@ohllie4890]

14:45 okay dantdm

[@Kyogei.]

4:50 attack on titan be like I really felt that scene though :(

[@The_Noise834]

Izuku Midoriya Attack on Titan in the Nutshell

[@Scissor7Fan]

*Guy cuts stack money in half* Me: meh *Guy cuts universe in half* Me: meh

[@JaswinderKaur-ph4dc]

Cuts life in half Thanos noises

[@jackmack4181]

15:19 Kid gets cut in half

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Galexy*

[@dr.zainaldeen1350]

12:42 oh .. that's why the police always arrives late 😂😂

[@denyhlu]

T I M E T O E A T E V E R Y O N E! HES GOING TO EAT EVERYONE!! Me: Ohhhh YOu Dont SaYYyyyy

[@thespy632]

3:18 Aww dang that got me

[@bigboia1963]

I just died of laughing when the short “who is moth man” played 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deusexvesania1702]

9:55 Does Nintendo know about Yoshi's origins?

[@philipsgamingchannel6703]

Lol

[@giuseppesteigman]

The skit at 1:02 is a perfect model of human evolution and progress lmfao

[@grouchysworldwideinterview7672]

It’s been 6 years since I watched these cartoons! I love “I’LL CUT IT IN HALF!!!”

[@llDevilish]

*12:39* *look at the board* 😂

[@ROSSSTAR_MUSIC]

3:44 "What about him?" 😂

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

14:02 When your at a friend's house and you guys brake something/hurt someone

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

These VRV ads are pure torture.... Well, at least until it arrives in Australia. *It’s coming, right?*

[@camdengrohs4661]

In the short “The Park” theres a reference to Futurama when the mosquito stabs through someone to drink the person behind him

[@saoirsedoyle2289]

grandma: i know where the family gold is buried guy: shut up grandma $500 is on the line me: ......

[@WGoodall]

0:11 When my sibling annoys me and runs away but I have the time to get payback

[@vgames1543]

Damn, that Agent 7 clip was cold af.

[@jacobt9095]

Agent 7: Part 2 was SO SO DARK😭😂

[@twinheirs2078]

Jacob Townsend 😂😂😂

[@peterluxus7382]

3:11 you are right, moths look exactly like butlers under the microscope!

[@TheWarriorXander]

I want to know what music they were using for the "Half Off" short, sounds like a banger.

[@unnamedsettler9540]

Sounds like it might be an original creation they made themselves, but I totally agree. Doubt you'd find it anywhere but here, but if you do somehow happen to run across it, please let me know.

[@googleuseraxel9893]

Spectrum yessir that song is pretty fire ngl

[@bradleyc.5425]

TomSka as agent 7 is hilarious

[@lianaxiong3384]

Moth man: *brakes the light,slaps the man a lot,brakes tea cup and the thing,* Also moth man: *SEES LIGHT BRAKES WINDOW* Tip 4:36 People in house is from this VID "THRAPES"