Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #12 Revised

[@BoiCalledTroi]

Teacher: you better have enough for the whole class. Me: everyone can get 1 bullet Teacher: good you better share

[@tntdinamite3142]

Xd ur deadpool

[@mehirsinghr]

mr.badass g lol I get that joke

[@theowleyes07]

Check the subtitles

[@pearls2565]

Remember ricochette is also a thing

[@turtletoes4496]

This is the American school system for you

[@boldandbrave1774]

And that’s why you don’t read books kids 3:09

[@microwaveman2193]

A worm will moleste you

[@syxioyt]

@@microwaveman2193 o_o

[@Toni29360]

I need to show this to my *READING* teacher

[@ramshacklebrickbuilder8768]

But what if you *write* books

[@tiiliseina3315]

i will never gonna read to tests again

[@diboof7125]

I’m just imagining them in the writers room. Guy: “So after he gets back to his house from the psychic, it shows a bunch of fire hazards like electricity and stuff-“ Other guy: “and he turns into a candle!”

[@cloverpatches0]

Chris Kringle - funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@oracle8802]

Guy:”My god your smart,your getting a raise!”

[@teletummy]

Funnies shid I’ve ever seen

[@ninjajack6457]

When “fist fight” is one of the purest shorts

[@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf]

The man wanted his son back! Instead he gets sons!

[@hazukichanx408]

The surprise twist was that it was wholesome! =O

[@GoldenKirby]

whats pure about having a dozen kids

[@theburrowking8002]

As it Turns out, his video made him a father, for so many people who's dads had to get the milk. true poetry. (ik I'm late deal with it)

[@frybird9866]

9:24 all pat of God’s plan

[@Swagstufff]

FryBird yup

[@Toni29360]

Who is pat ???

[@_that_deathmetal_dude2399]

*parts

[@sombrastudios5765]

let's kill all the babi3s

[@willow9490]

I love “Junk Mail”. It’s one of the most wholesome Cyanide and Happiness shorts I’ve watched and that’s saying something since it starts out with an absurdly large dong. The music is addictively catchy and fun to whistle along to, and the short itself is funny and rife with irony. Love it!

[@chip4039]

It's probably one of the best shorts tbh

[@Stunder0319]

9:57 "I have to become what I fear most!" We all know where this is going

[@dragapult2712]

@Anonymous Ant I laughed so hard 😂

[@TheAsdasy]

I thought he gona be gay

[@sargylanasegura2762]

The whistle is so addicting

[@blockbusters786]

Wait if big hug bill is the nicest guy in the prison then why is he in prison?

[@crescendus5747]

Block Busters his hugs were *too big* 😏

[@readysetplay2897]

@@crescendus5747 ThAtS wHaT sHe SaId

[@buttmedsquidman595]

He hugged someone to death

[@Joe-re8uw]

He huged out someones organs

[@taelim6599]

He pirated a movie to share it with someone else.

[@greenbean1432]

Fist fight was so beautiful and wholesome 😍

[@Defnotken]

“L E T S B E A T A N D R A P E H I M!”

[@kaitlynmcwilliam9658]

DatSav_Kendall yeah!! Yay!! 😂😂😂

[@slimflam5982]

Youdontnohowtospace

[@happycairekfan825]

DatSav_Kendall fuck you

[@ghouljack]

DatSav_Kendall get that dude some help

[@amirhassan5664]

1:55

[@nolaf-minecraft6273]

*God spins the wheel* "More Cancer" God: On the board it goes! *Jacob Sartorious was born*

[@samym.944]

Lil Tay was born

[@joshuaheard6514]

Then despacito became a chart topping hit.

[@Matsurieo]

No u

[@jancreed4420]

lil Tay wasn't cancer, her parents are.

[@pee209]

Cordyceps = The last of us (Ik it’s based off of ants)

[@klutzIDV]

3:26 i just realized that that baby to the left is the baby from a different episode

[@alexserhatt379]

IWantToDie ok

[@ivancathymarc657]

The sad episode

[@memelord1429]

which one?

[@bunglesii9204]

Meme Lord the depressing episode

[@neha_2282]

Good observation skills👍

[@brynsbabi]

9:17 *POP HE TURNED INTO ZE CANDLE*

[@skunksociety9420]

4:13 this will be my new excuse whenever i dont turn in my homework

[@fatbird4512]

Death is a good excuse! :D

[@breadman8544]

*I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE I MEAN PLEASE TURN ON SUBTITLES AT **0:48**!!!!*

[@Lordgasmaskius]

Sweet Jesus...

[@wallace9938]

A Guy who likes stuff I

[@Jun-Kyard]

A Guy who likes stuff logan paul

[@paigemadeline4320]

pure art

[@Neobenji]

Hahahhha thx for that.

[@angelwalton5274]

Winston the Worm is like a DHMIS episode

[@barrettbarker8343]

The last one is so good! They are all good but the last one is the best!

[@yun67yran79]

4:56 SCRUMPADOO- AAAGH!!! LMFAO

[@DestinedDoodles]

7:38 made me cry

[@arthurmorgan7645]

@@hazardoussauce3080 wtf is your problem?

[@FlamingFlamingo756]

How was the candle at 8:55 burning without oxygen?!?!?!

[@nunyabiz8305]

Border line Addicted Gaming shut off your brain and quit over-thinking s***

[@FlamingFlamingo756]

nunya biz NEVER!!!!!!

[@leonardob9059]

sainze iz gud becus 1+1=elephant

[@nunyabiz8305]

Bob Jenkins are you fucking kidding me the bitch was using snow globes

[@MlgSon]

Border line Addicted Gaming Because animations are all about breaking laws. How did his dick grow by pressing a button and is able to balance?

[@JoseMorales-cz1eu]

1:39 am I the only one that saw señor cleanfist

[@kozythedevil]

I saw him

[@felbernramirez6809]

I saw him to his punching the dish

[@AnthonyGarcia-dk3wp]

dino_blood_ 2006.Me too

[@miguelfast8265]

Yes. Out of EVERYBODY who watched this compilation and the original and thw reruns, you-and Only you-saw señor cleanfist. I applaud you for your keen eye. Good job, you insecure sphincter balloon

[@erikjmiller]

NOPE

[@ASquared544]

You know, I finally figured out why the gods plan phrase makes sense If you’re immortal, you’re bound to become pretty effed up at some point.

[@moodedits9640]

This comment was god's plan

[@minyu613]

And the fact that an airplane is about to kill you is gods plan

[@gutsfur]

my existence is God's plan -why though-

[@basilzoubi1290]

@@gutsfur cos it happened

[@itzsamzzlol5471]

Winston the worm is so fricking creepy I’ll never see works the same.

[@MartyrMaria]

You mean worms

[@TheAsdasy]

@@MartyrMaria no

[@arshiashoja5991]

man this show always surprises me how do these people come up with these ideas i love it

[@durrymunchingcurrymuncher]

When the crying bird at the end makes you sad

[@SkelitonCoolSkelaton]

CD 2409 shut up

[@chocolatechild3696]

Skeliton CoolSkelaton 3000 Wtf is wrong with you?!

[@galaxydragons6244]

But nothing else does ;-; WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEE

[@chocolatechild3696]

Galaxy Dragons I was talking about the rude bastard up there.

[@dantdm1978]

CD 2409 yvuv

[@FrankieDeCellio]

Just the short fist fight made this one of the best ones ever

[@FrankieDeCellio]

And junk mail which is my fav one of all time

[@pablogonzalez3756]

If u have captions on it there are funny parts they don’t say, like 4:58 for example

[@saniscooked]

Captions at 0:47 I’m dying🤣

[@SpotTugBoat7057]

Fortnite logo

[@Dan-ne7mw]

Here come all the "ran out of ideas so decided to make compilations instead" comments

[@tombouric]

Ran out of compilations so decided to make ideas instead.

[@tomomo285]

Dan No the other compilation got censored so they had to repost

[@orjansunnerhagen867]

ran out of ideas so decided to make comments instead

[@Dan-ne7mw]

I agree Angel.

[@aidand.7911]

6:08 ok so im almost certain boss baby stole its premise from this short

[@VHSdigitalarchives]

Thank you so much! I couldn't watch the original one because it was age restricted

[@ludiwang1172]

I thought the ‘biggest, meanest guy’ was going to be the police officer.

[@takinit2themax144]

I thought it would be ted bear

[@cyrusboyd6439]

Same

[@jebenezerholgado8877]

1:39 Did you all see that its señior cleanfist

[@kyliedonaldson4625]

GreenGamer [IDV Player] Y E S! He also shows up the the shark rad short

[@allisonandcrafts784]

At 5:44 What I want to say to people who smoke

[@kinggodzilla7779]

Allison and Crafts XD

[@saitama6709]

I DONT WANT TO BREATH IN YOUR FIIIIIILLLLLTTTTTHHHHHYYYY SMOKE

[@turtle.nuggets1105]

Ikr

[@Varsocona]

To be fair, the feeling is mutual. Smokers find you filthy and disgusting too.

[@flamingrubys11]

You mean you dont?

[@WavvyMag]

Never seen a man have so many sons!

[@SheepityBoi]

Sheep power

[@TransFemPyro]

OH GOD THE CRINGE

[@SheepityBoi]

😂

[@nancy5673]

He Fucked way too much 😂

[@maleckajas]

Blue Sheep🐑

[@conchita30ja]

The worm one though

[@KayotikG]

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[@twentypeak179]

1 1, 1 2, 1 3...

[@stealthy42_12]

Called the beep test

[@ludiwang1172]

Please! No! What did I do to deserve this!?!?!?

[@loocie4636]

Ah memories

[@conchita30ja]

KayotikGaming -Channel I here that today

[@fordgalaxiefanclub7733]

*OH MY GOODNESS CYANIDE CAME UP WITH GODS PLAN FIRST*

[@unknownuser8315]

Ford galaxie Fan club! I was just thinking that, they should sue tbh

[@JuanPerez-wz5kv]

OMG

[@yupyupp9729]

Ford galaxie Fan club! Jj

[@ernestoruiz9652]

Yup Yupp what part

[@noahpresendieu7324]

Ford galaxie Fan club! Your right holy shit this was in 2013

[@WarOfHonoR]

I apricate your videos , simple and deep , well done !!! I wish you more subscribers and fans !!! Keep the way !!!

[@kattana.]

13:30 so sad :(

[@unboxingsimfudge2926]

Hi gaster

[@cooolcolon]

When the bird cried on his gigantic penis that really got me 😂😂

[@zoract7760]

that last part made me cry T_T

[@mr.spacejams7507]

this should be on adult swim

[@Clayton-vn6pe]

Mr. space jams yup

[@Tornxx]

It is...

[@nerizameuller6359]

They mentioned logan paul at 0:48 turn on subtitles/captions to see

[@cassidyreddick2615]

Neriza Meuller 😭🤣🤣

[@RJ-iu4lj]

Thx

[@ideadyt1107]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobbyelmi4324]

Did I just watch a _happy_ cyanide and happiness??!!?! *Worldstar* 😵

[@kathyb3882]

3:13 I sneezed at the perfect time! XD

[@catherinefashion2144]

0:49 Subtitles HahA "Sweat dripping down like Logan Paul lactating out of his nipples."

[@aazaroth1421]

Catherine Fashion eh

[@tonymarsh2403]

Catherine Fashion wassup

[@elpablo1956]

What about the one on 0:19

[@acewolfgang276]

Don't forget the one at 4:59

[@mildaukele5669]

Ye lol i so that gag

[@HIERARCHYOFMEMES]

That Crystal Ball one was so anticlimactic it was beyond the maximum level of hilarity.

[@sarinaramos1673]

10:51 does anyone accept the fact that his apps are coloured squares??

[@borkalit]

*yes*

[@mithren1358]

yep

[@markscott873]

thats the point

[@michelleuruski1545]

_yes_

[@pistolman3203]

Uh-huh

[@spicyramen8957]

On the one classroom just imagine that was a two floor building and all you hear is a bunch of thuds and screams

[@haydenmamo7523]

The ghost is so cute 3:46

[@matthewviera1885]

Well that ghost is basically a murderer

[@hellthiefchrolosnow6833]

The answer for everyone questioning this revision and reupload: The original 12th Compilation had the shorts Eden and Protection so KZbin put an age restriction on it. ExplosmEntertainment put different shorts on this one to replace those two so everyone can enjoy them

[@SouppaStupid]

"All part of gods plan" women "is the plan over yet?" Dark music plays in the background while zooming in on the doctors face -doctor "it's never over"

[@aazaroth1421]

Dylancon 2403 why would humanity be without you my friend

[@prismancy7182]

That was extremely hard to read

[@gregorio8688]

Scrumpadoochous

[@boneheadnumber2302]

Why do I think the “hunger tube” will taste like taco meat

[@202reece5]

I like how sometimes Cyanide and happiness will look like it’s going to have a dark tone, but instead it’s happy.

[@willpower4351]

That's why it's called Cyanide and Happiness I suppose

[@202reece5]

@@willpower4351 made this comment when i was quite a stupid child.

[@impala6746]

2:37 this shirt "mega cute" 😍😂

[@aaronarroyo8342]

I wish 0:51

[@abhayvaidya8416]

1:19 so this is how they got the movie ( Man with a plan " )

[@Tanaboo2]

He's making learning fun. Lol😂😂😂And that worm was like we're gonna live happily ever after.😂😂😂😂😂The guy who was doing the stunt was like he fell during the ad I was so silent trying not laugh.

[@poseidonischillinindahotub3759]

It’s so dark..... I LOVE IT I’m sick, but this makes me so much happier I love it thank you! ALL PART OF GODS PLAN! :) Darkest part is 3:17 / gods plan SONG REFERENCE

[@venomousgrace8722]

The original video came out before gods plan

[@KrakenEyeGaming]

Does anybody know what the soundtrack for the crystal ball short is? or at least what type of music it was, because I really like it.

[@blackaddergaming8191]

3:25 see the baby from the depressing episode

[@asoul4956]

Isn’t gods plan a song?

[@mashaslav3192]

Wings of Freedom WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS IN THE COMMENT SECTION

[@iamaperson8813]

Purpel x same

[@lingling8982]

Wings of Freedom yes

[@soupsinen]

Wings of Freedom yes

[@jackleavens1661]

Ísak Orri Karlsson speak for yourself that was some of the best shit I ever heard.

[@tejadadandridge2868]

who ever makes these have a dark sense of humor n I love it😂

[@clouds5894]

subtitles are silly good job, i love it.

[@sabraanahmed5499]

4:59 with captions. Thank me later.

[@GrassySheep]

Lol

[@whyyougottabesorudedontyou7470]

Omg haha

[@DarkReaperK97]

The baby ghost looks a lot like Isaac

[@FirebladeXXL]

read the video description before you freak out.

[@johhaan8278]

7:49 How many Sons does he have?

[@thatonetheotherone9169]

HauntedFox Gaming exactly 9

[@honestlylailah7234]

HauntedFox Gaming 10

[@honestlylailah7234]

Thatone Theotherone He was 10

[@angelkarmaakabane8242]

Huh?

[@angelkarmaakabane8242]

What the fu*k

[@thewerewolfgod74]

6:31 lmfaoaf

[@sleepy2364]

Vore

[@captainnocamper7833]

I was dead with gun one had me rollin🤣🤣

[@Vega59986]

0:52 I wish my school did this instead of LEARNING

[@caesarleaderofthelegion612]

I actually cried on the fist fight one

[@FearlessLeader2001]

Fist Fight is probably the most beautiful C&H comic to date.

[@lightbornadventures]

yo that ending episode was gold. I was whistling along.

[@xiaicecream2464]

Fist Fight...almost made me cri ;^;

[@mirciap6833]

A fucking mosquito death can make you cry ffs

[@dylimaerlely3692]

mirciA563 HAHAHA

[@nomadicmirror9372]

Mi Mi The Dragon i agree with you it was very sad

[@delta_man0176]

13:01 Will Smith : Ooh Ho Ho That’s hot That’s hot

[@theseepingcicada8448]

12:30 me and the boys when Mom makes pizza rolls

[@sentientcactus3660]

bruh pizza rolls are the shit

[@sentientcactus3660]

fucking amazing

[@basilzoubi1290]

@@sentientcactus3660 I thought you just called them shit and I was bouta start world war 3

[@whyyougottabesorudedontyou7470]

Some captions 😂😂 and I love C&H (cyanide & happiness)

[@joekreissl4499]

These are so good!

[@chubby_blobfish]

I'm so glad they haven't brought back Winston the Whimsical worm. That genuinely made me feel uncomfortable...

[@djdiasyt3565]

3:42 He said gods plan like drake.😂

[@costcotheballer8171]

Dj Dias yah lol

[@squibbcat]

She say do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry. Fifty dub i even got it tatted on me. 81 I bring the crashers to the party and you know me turn the o2 into the o3 dog.

[@mrclean315]

No drake said God's plan like him

[@k1hunnid253]

gods plan but there was no drake... :(

[@nooowennnn]

You mean like how he said God's plan before Drake

[@polskipieselel85]

0:43 *ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS...*

[@johnmarshall7146]

parkland

[@zario7266]

13:30 I shed a few tears at that. 😢

[@nicholasmendoza3479]

7:46 unwelcome guest

[@SSA-qb6pb]

12:29 statue of Lenin???

[@Славакорт-л2н]

Fucking Lenin

[@kinggodzilla7779]

origin story made meh cry 😭

[@kichiwafles4190]

3:26 the baby from the depressing episode. My heart sank seeing it again.

[@ryderwilson5505]

‘Junk mail’ Got me crackin up

[@kathpalmer7103]

3:11 OMG IM LIGIT TERRIFIED

[@Velvurai]

Kath Palmer to let you know it's spelled "legit"

[@madmudz5045]

Kath Palmer 7:29 is butiful i was going to cry

[@hollywoodsmostbeautifulcou712]

Why can anyone spell down here? Except for Time parad0x

[@hollywoodsmostbeautifulcou712]

hello nighbour beautiful*

[@hollywoodsmostbeautifulcou712]

Legit*

[@rishabhrana5529]

WOw wow wow i am early let me make a joke . . . . . . . . . . . Last time i was this early american president was chocolate now its straight up orange juice

[@braydenanderson8132]

Rishabh Rana lol

[@wafflez4gamez578]

Brayden Anderson be there what see the pictures in the universe Siri I want to see your pictures of K

[@certifiedcoolguy583]

XD

[@Nobody-qe3re]

Rishabh Rana lol

[@carlosjones9107]

Rishabh Rana last time I was this early my Jews was 100% concentrated

[@luvscrzycats]

3:16 God's Plan!

[@applepaie988]

All of these videos and this channel We’re a part of God’s plan

[@thedefaultassassinator5435]

10:35 they are recycling because junk mail was at the end of the first compilation

[@masonkoczwara8157]

10:36

[@jebemtimater9124]

The bird at 13:30 always gets me :(

[@ImMcLovinIt33]

Ezio_Auditore same 😢

[@phantomr277]

People need to learn to read the description when watching a video

[@nottjs9394]

0:20 i couldnt stop laghing 😂😂😂

[@basilzoubi1290]

10:27 the cycle of bullying described perfectly in a cartoon

[@johnbailey3942]

Classroom I want to do that to my school stuff 😁😂😃😂😁😂