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Shorts:
Harry The Handsome Butcher
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 2
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3
Senor Cleanfist
Fart in a Jar Martin
Shark Dad
Prison
Invisibill
Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to College
Ted Bear 2
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3 (middle)
Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to Jail
Harry the Handsom Butcher Part 3 (end)

[@v1tr1us2]

"Did you say grime?" "No." Kills me every time

[@Vanukass]

Kills me too. I've had 7 funerals already.

[@pqcowboychanel]

@@Vanukass using The ted bear method I see.

[@kal8622]

I had 50

[@johithestar414]

Did you say survive?

[@alexgrice3023]

Levi

[@noahwats7469]

I just realized that “The Prison Break” could be the Ted Bear three that we’ve been waiting for!

[@Derekmilewski]

Why would he leave he likes it there

[@lifeissomethingelse5373]

Where did you sum up that idea❔

[@Derekmilewski]

@@thekingdomofbulgaria332 he wasn’t the one getting raped He was the one raping everyone else

[@istartedajoke1704]

You...are geniouse

[@King-ze2kt]

@@Derekmilewski what if he's the villain

[@rikielanasui742]

14:32 Plup!Plup! My invisiballs

[@NascarF1_driver]

The funnest line ever in my opinion🤣🤣🤣💀

[@ThatBroBam]

Get in there!

[@Doodl3Dud3]

Lol

[@MiceLutt]

So basically this guy just got a vasectomy in the worst way possible

[@EncoreBetch]

I will never forget when Billy said “Sure you’re at the right house, shark rad?”

[@Nick-sj7st]

I love how the sketch artist just looks at the blank paper and says "that's one sexy butcher" 🤣

[@t-boy1gamer137]

I like the part to where the butcher used knife and cut his face off and then the guy started screaming 😂😂🤣 fart in a jar Martin😂😂😂

[@nathanielgreen5643]

@@t-boy1gamer137 Alllp

[@juicythememer2416]

NFT artist be like

[@JustASideAccount]

Everyone talks about how sexy that Butcher is. But no one wants to ask how the Butcher is _😔_ . Also, did you see those correctional officers at the prison with Ted Bear? They rockin those bikinis.

[@chromaticcracker321]

technically senor cleanfist can't be arrested. He's being a criminal AND doing community service simultaneously.

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Assault is unfortunately a sentence instead of community service

[@Kami-mk7tu]

@@bakrobertjohnston4889 Pretty shure assault is a word and not a sentence.

[@dok3531]

also, he has a clean record

[@user-rz6yh5sv2x]

@@Kami-mk7tu im gonna be racist with you

[@marquissheppard13]

@@Kami-mk7tu pretty sure that's a verb not a word

[@mediclomania5147]

10:14 I just now realized the “Shark is love. Shark is life.” Poster lol 😂

[@TheAimirak]

“Did you say…Grrrime?” “No.” Lmao

[@thornwall6303]

I love how Harry did not hesitate to immediately cut off his own face

[@Blue-Lady]

I mean, it was a perfect circle.

[@Galetea1]

Yeah Basically

[@nicolejohn386]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@willropa4226]

Years later, turns out he never went to butcher's school. 🤷‍♂

[@curtislulendo3018]

The way he Cutts off his face perfectly is incredible

[@wanalifsyafiq3130]

He's a skilled butcher before his criminal years started.

[@Stbanzz]

@@wanalifsyafiq3130 not only that he was also handsome

[@wanalifsyafiq3130]

@@Stbanzz and make a computer had his handsome face also... 🤣

[@jeffreyfiegen1538]

@@wanalifsyafiq3130 nah, he gave the computer his boss's face, but somehow still with his voice

[@Physhi]

They don't call him Handsome for nothing.

[@Darlengordon175]

6:25 favorite scene

[@kazooo.]

Time stamps 0:00 Harry the handsome butcher 1-2 and half of 3 4:10 Senor Cleanfist 6:33 Fart in a Jar Martin 7:55 Shark Dad (gun man) 12:23 Prison (Big hug Bill) 13:30 Invisibill 15:13 Fart in a Jar Martin goes to College 17:40 Ted Bear 2 24:42 other half of Harry the handsome butcher part 3 26:09 Fart in a Jar Martin goes to Jail will finish later XD edit: done

[@OluwafikayomiOluwadamilola7392]

Thank you

[@rhiannaparry3733]

thank you

[@yosefyonin6824]

you're a a real champ

[@kilarymz4life772]

I bet you did this on the way to work lool

[@the_original_FWG]

It's true... Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you!

[@sinep7913]

nobody gonna talk about how sharkrads son was playing with an action figure as well as an actual gun

[@alexandredesouza3692]

It's America, that's par for the course. Especially if you're name is Crumbly.

[@lazarus8018]

I just assumed that he inherited some of his father's powers(starting with less noticeable ones like enhanced durability.)

[@lordaurelius83]

Duh its America

[@AtrakKarta]

It was the villain action figure.

[@Punished_Mordequan]

You really forgot toy guns exist huh?

[@Daiskken]

Glad they included Ted Bear, it's been too long since his second short and unlike the others he doesn't appear in other prison shorts. If the saga continues PLEASE BRING HIM BACK. As i said before this calls for a full size spin-off show

[@lazarus8018]

YES

[@yetiornot5726]

Arin Hanson (the voice actor) is already pretty busy as-is.

[@anthonytheyelmet9636]

If they include him. It's probably just a cameo as a background character

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

@@yetiornot5726 Huh... I didn't know Arin voiced Ted Bear. I can totally hear it now.

[@applesofthewild6985]

Ted bear was my favorite short out of all of these

[@PureTheYoutuber]

21:51 XD

[@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203]

19:57 i love the mouth when he says "enclousure"

[@Starmadien2019]

Shark Rad really needs to discipline his kid. Boy needs to learn respect.

[@sethwilliams900]

Here here!

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

where's senor cleanfist when you need him? In prison that's where

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

@@OnionChoppingNinja He is CLEAN

[@bamleith3095]

he rack disaprine

[@rlpond9493]

Bro I’m a kid and this man need a but Whoopin

[@justyouraveragedude7499]

Sharkrad actually seemed like a good superhero. Seriously.

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

You didn't hear the news? Shark Rad sucks now

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

He's one of the few characters I feel bad for he should become a villain with the prison break crew

[@B.T.DSharko]

​@@sawyernorthrop4078 you didn't heard the news that your dad left for the milk

[@WizeGuyz2023]

​@Ash_J_Williams he got a great redemption arc with the whole leauge of fathers thing

[@propzblox]

@@B.T.DSharko bro shut up its a joke

[@pearjayx]

17:34 They made someone sing that just for the outro !

[@pearjayx]

Add 24:07 to the list!

[@bergerloos5014]

03:35 You know you watch too much C&H when you expect him to say 'did you say grime?'

[@Aurea_Astrae]

Actually, Fart in a jar Martin would have gone to prison either way, even if he declared the second fart, because he did swore to tell the truth and immediately after that he said he only farted one time in a jar.

[@managed9348]

Queef in the can Ann should also be arrested

[@managed9348]

@Chi Chi for queefing

[@mysteriouslyseeing]

@Chi Chi It should be

[@hoodieman25k]

@@mysteriouslyseeing why?

[@420roachdoggjr]

Yeah but not for murder.

[@killertalent282]

I like how through the past few years they've been making characters and giving them a story, and recently that been adding on to that story, and crossovers . . . .it's great

[@josechavez8202]

Spider-Man no way home is the most ambitious crossover Explosm : hold my fucking beer

[@masontheeverythingmamaswei8689]

Agree

[@imadbelard828]

​@@masontheeverythingmamaswei8689 😢😊

[@shaxrilssshxafie_1291]

Never skip a leg day

[@NuklearnyTyp]

Alright, boss.

[@connorthegunlovingeek7465]

Harry the Handsome Butcher is a classic. I remember watching it all the way back in 7th grade when it first came out. Crazy to think

[@tennoyamamoto1800]

So... how the hell did Harry lose his Skull? It just turned into a eldrich void hole during his 6 years as an informant

[@gorilli09]

It got replaced by a safe

[@bestGaming132]

@@gorilli09 never thought about it makes so much sense

[@GalactiCatzz]

He still has so much meth in there (Example drug, not sure if true)

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

He liked the aesthetic idk

[@tysont3323]

@@gorilli09 adding onto that they removed it for more room in the safe

[@alfiemartin316]

Prison life isn't complete without being fisted by Señor CleanFist.

[@cheese5595]

you clean son of a bitch, I'm in

[@lordaurelius83]

you son of a clean bitch, I'm in.

[@anthonytheyelmet9636]

You clean son of a clean bitch, I'm in

[@No-dy3zk]

Jesus you got me laughing. Was not expecting a comment like this. I should of

[@nosephios1809]

He really helps clean up your act

[@albertfingerdoodle2]

I like how Ted bear just shoots squid ink out of his butt 😂😂😂

[@Diogenes68]

20:05 Bro that guard has Skyrim physics 💀

[@Mr.idioticman]

Iol

[@yukithedoggo2690]

16:43 I love how martin’s eyelids go over his glasses lmao.

[@jonyythetryhrd]

*fart in a jar martin

[@brucesewing6183]

@@jonyythetryhrd But He Did It One Time

[@jonyythetryhrd]

@@brucesewing6183 lier

[@brucesewing6183]

@@jonyythetryhrd How He Just Has 1 Can From The 4th Grade

[@Lunarcreeper]

@@jonyythetryhrd **liar**

[@TheFella137]

been waiting so long for the prison break episode, nothing but glad to see it now

[@NoizZy_]

we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've quite possibly been bamboozled

[@lazarus8018]

@@NoizZy_ Goddammit.

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Next Thursday is gonna be great

[@haithai9914]

19:30 kreeps me out

[@adamb89]

28:18 That voice acting deserves an Oscar.

[@quackles1357]

Harry the handsome butcher, what a great start

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear q

[@lazarus8018]

I'm gonna draw him soon

[@BrokeBot]

@@AxxLAfriku well obviously, you have two girlfriends

[@JohnnysBrainfart4372]

@@AxxLAfriku Cool cool, except I don’t recall asking

[@BatQuinn]

The prison break is coming?? FINALLY

[@CondorGin]

Yesss, finally!!

[@vpplants4467]

Let's gooo

[@JoshLefelhocz]

@@vpplants4467 YUS!

[@Pargus]

IKR?!

[@demonsight3539]

20:38 this is the Sussy Moments 😳

[@OdinAnimates]

This is my childhood cartoon show, don't ask me how my dad and mom thought it was okay for me to watch this

[@AbuctingTacos]

Fart in a jar Martin is a great example of school kids that get people to bully them for attention

[@soszr1810]

but he does fart in jars thooo but ur right

[@thesteakdrake8018]

@@soszr1810 it was one time in the fourth grade

[@infumableteorias3461]

@@thesteakdrake8018 he lied

[@macklonrobinson8269]

Only one time tho

[@tuneelz6697]

Fr I got a friend exactly like that, she gon talk german when walking by em outta the blue, boys mimic her, she throws a fit

[@The__Interloper]

To be fair Harry did fix that computer

[@lazarus8018]

And now it's handsome.

[@tristenwacker7636]

14:23 how did invisabill get in

[@Lunarcreeper]

27:16 took me so long to notice his head is a toilet lmao

[@user-bigcock116]

Me too 😄

[@jordansimmons120]

So Terry makes wine in the toilet and puts it in jars

[@tronixrex6038]

The Prison Break has got to be the most anticipated short from C&H. I have HIGH expectations.

[@djpegao]

I dunno, Half off Martin Vs Two of a kind Tom is very anticipated as well

[@hugomartinez9864]

@@djpegao yes, will be legendary

[@pjtoday6424]

Finally, the prison break! Keep it up, love this show

[@United_states_offical]

21:41 intense fight scene

[@kadidotognuratreb8267]

29:49 I like how the guard is talking with calm yet hard voice

[@Furi_S_Poi]

Ted Bear will always be my favorite character.

[@brendenstahl7007]

Took me two years but I finally figured it out I now know what señor cleanfist shower scene means.

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

🤦

[@johnlaurens5252]

I’m kind of confused. Was it because his butthole was dirty? Or was Señor cleanfist just in the mood?

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

@@johnlaurens5252 both

[@johnlaurens5252]

@@the_criminal_mastermind dang double the value

[@MrStonedgolem]

In regular prison: Peace isn't an option Big hug Bill: Peace is always an option

[@skydive7054]

sooo nobodies gonna talk about the fact that harry can cut a perfect circle

[@avwillis5269]

I just realized Fart-in-a-jar Martin is wearing a purple shirt during his trial. The stabbings wouldn't happen to have been in the eyes, would they?

[@Lunarcreeper]

they missed a great joke, sadly it was the back-

[@Necromancer0225]

I understood that reference

[@pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203]

Have you seen the eye stabber ⬛⬜ ⬛⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛

[@MyAdorableDog176]

We all know what they mean, the security breach kids don't know but we do...

[@user-lp9ko3do9l]

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[@redby1134]

We got offenders. Now we need defenders

[@cookiegacha2701]

Fenders vs fenders

[@charliep8534]

This is 'Murica They're all 'fenders

[@Frankly_Amazing2000]

Hello, I’m John Batman, and are being attacked by bad men who have done bad things? Then call me, John Batman and my friends, and we’ll help. Just us friends and no one else.

[@lordwoody8352]

Fenders vs Benders

[@lazarus8018]

@@Frankly_Amazing2000 Donate now and ensure that these criminals have a forever home.

[@uzzyblizzy2996]

Shark Dad always gets me 😂😂 kids appreciate your parents while they’re still alive

[@jackbeecher4050]

I love and hate how how Martins eyelids go over his glasses.

[@greentitan0262]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS THE PRISON ESCAPE IS FINALLY HERE

[@Daiskken]

No wonder it has taken this long to get the escape if Martin went in Jail in 2009 and at the end 10 years pass that means that "present day" prison could be 2019-2020

[@mint.6068]

Gonna be honest, I thought "Offenders Assemble" was talking about something TOTALLY different.

[@TheNight469]

18:05 “Now, the trick to surviving your own death is to simply not die in the first place.”

[@evilchild1851]

I bet Señor Clean Fist always keeps a Kitchen Gun for when he cant just clean stuff with his fist

[@doomchap7614]

His power is literally kitchen gun. He cleans it but causes damage.

[@MothFable]

Nah he needs long range cleaning.

[@W1nds]

24:09 that was kinda lit yo

[@FuchsiaButter]

I love how Senor Cleanfist just punches a middle schooler

[@GTATF2AndGMODGuy1988]

27:50 - FARTING...

[@UnscaryGhosts]

Some of these prisoners have been locked up for 10 years. Talk about a premeditated escape

[@Herozilla8109]

29:38 When you really have to go, but there are no bathrooms available.

[@Golden-berry]

25:02 Swiss cheese!

[@n0_on3]

11:52 bro you broke my heart just *_!!Spoiler alert!!_* Make the kid say *"because my dad is sharkrad I like him"*

[@roflcopter453261]

I find it funny how fart in a jar martins lower eyelid goes over his glasses

[@abdellahioumarabdellahi1340]

27:06 the names are epic

[@Luffy79385]

Ye

[@JackCallSports]

28:53 that sound is terrifying

[@JamesTDG]

19:34 and ever since I saw this short YEARS ago, I've been wanting to prank a JW with that stunt since

[@voltekthecyborg7898]

This is a more ambitious crossover than Avengers: Infinity War and has more hype

[@thomasmendez1843]

12:17 i didn’t see señor clean fist in the background until now lol

[@GODKILLERR888]

5:27🤣🤣🤣

[@farleyhomewood1234]

4:57 is it me or dies he sound like Jerry in Rick and Morty

[@jordansimmons120]

It's not just you

[@MrWest-777]

I love how Martin's jail # is the date of his first jar fart.

[@BighairyAmericanwinningmachine]

literal years in the making. can't wait for next week.

[@batcat2338]

REALLY AWESOME guys Great job

[@ideekay131]

I died when Ted Bear did the "Rattlesnake Trick".

[@shubhamsaxena2419]

I want a wrestling match between Harry, Cleanfist & Lunk

[@danielbedrossian5986]

Lunk is a one hell of unstopable beeing. The wrestling would end fast.

[@shubhamsaxena2419]

@@danielbedrossian5986 you wanna say clean fist's superhuman muscular body is nothing.

[@danielbedrossian5986]

@@shubhamsaxena2419 , Lunk will be clean and Lunkie, if Cleanfis get the chance to ackt. Cleafist is a nice guy and may talks while Lunk just grab him and slapp his shit.

[@shubhamsaxena2419]

@@danielbedrossian5986 there is also a third wrestler Harry aren't you counting him for anything ?

[@danielbedrossian5986]

@@shubhamsaxena2419 , he was never portraited inhuman strenght with. He is a precise meat cutter, a fine butcher.

[@chargable_water]

I love the idea that ted bears has the ability of every animal

[@aleksandarvil5718]

5:55 BADUM-TSSS 🥁

[@SVDBlitz]

ASDF: Oh no! A gunman! Gunman: Whoa hoa hoa I'm gonna stab ya. Cyanide and Happiness' Gunman: Heheheheh

[@Morisu-Chan]

I reckon we need a new series on that bunch with Harry, Martin, Gun guy, and Cleanfist

[@strongerthanever2039]

Don't forget Big Hug Bill, Ted Bear and Invisibill.

[@Lunarcreeper]

did you even see the end? the prison break next week

[@uhhyeacoolman2786]

*fart in a jar Martin

[@ComicalRealm]

If Johnny Bravo was a butcher

[@kyze8284]

I never noticed before. “Stab in the Back Zack” the list is “Pick up drycleaning, walk banana, release Mart in a Jar Fartin, [redacted] the patriarchy”

[@Bowen_Windcalibur]

24:02 WHO THE HELL'RE YOU TALKING TO?!?! 😡😤🤣🤣🤣

[@360101]

I’m Ted bear, I’ll see you next time

[@I_have_nothing1-1]

​@@360101*AY SATAFAK UP🗯️*

[@Frankly_Amazing2000]

Wish I was more like Harry the Handsome Butcher, but I’m only Frank the Flabby of the Deli

[@Pharoax]

or fart in a jar martin

[@Stbanzz]

Or shark dad

[@lazarus8018]

@@Stbanzz I wouldn't mind super strength and hydrokineses

[@samuelnichols1231]

Man I feel bad for shark rad, he got it tough

[@retrospectre2658]

Harry reminds me of those nightmares where your body is falling apart but you cant feel it.

[@oogie2554]

* Casually punches child and becomes clean * I laughed so hard

[@ollygator7785]

THE ENDING THOOOO!!!!

[@MalathTheBold]

Harry the handsome butcher is literally a butcher from Dead Island before zombification.

[@ordinaryknife4150]

My humor is broken. I've watched some of these like 10 times and only now do I find them actually funny

[@chroma945]

2:23 the fact that the disc fits perfectly is weird

[@alphanugg3t460]

The fact billy had the billy tooth 11:26

[@Cold_Frost41]

THE PRISON BREAK: NEXT WEEK ME: OKAY, ITS HAPPENING, EVERYBODY STAY CALM.

[@weeb2847]

14:59 why would you need a cop outfit if all you have to do is just walk out naked since your invisibill

[@chilbofu5816]

Well he was wearing clothes when paint got on him

[@BryanZuniga-xk4ye]

3:42 “Hey, is that Bill Gates?” -Random Cop 2021

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I want these guys to meet up with the Half-Off guy in an epic showdown of some kind :)

[@brittguthrie159]

half off gets a sequel against two for one todd

[@Morty143]

If you think about it they took years to create animations and characters and stories all for one episode (probably more) and we will see it the next week

[@muhammadrayyanmohdzaidi9615]

It's you

[@zionwoods4510]

The scream 0:40

[@gregkemp8260]

28:37 one paper cut and he’s dead