Exposing Our Secret Relationship! - Dropouts

[@rfanaccount]

seeing jared sitting on the couch is not something i knew i needed.

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

Not seeing Indiana making me sad

[@kenadams5918]

not seeing Indiana makes me happy

[@swiftie_13_love]

​@@kenadams5918 Nooooo 😭 I love indi but she needed a break and the reality so im proud of her for realizing that but i loved her on the podcast

[@alma_Belan]

Yeah why was that so oddly comfy

[@maremilivojevic1198]

@@swiftie_13_love Do you seriously think she was the one that needed the break? I dont support all of the Zach's choices, but it was quite literally 99% her fault for the breakout and leaving the podcast.

[@BarelyNoticeable]

Officially a Jared on the sofa stan now. And I can’t go back.

[@meggedwards7303]

Zach has the least amount of patience and yet also the most amount i’ve ever seen idk how they coincide

[@reighnhkgdvk8881]

its the balance. its accordingly.

[@Olive.777]

No what’s weird is I know someone exactly like that, it can be so infuriating my friend he’ll be asking me constantly for something or how long something was gonna take and then I’d be like idk or it’s coming and then he says it ok no rush like he wasn’t just nagging me on it

[@andreawoods]

Jared don't feel self concious. I don't have tiktok but hearing your opinion on the ban was really well thought out and quite wonderful. I think more people need to hear what you said bcz it makes perfect sense.

[@reighnhkgdvk8881]

its not a tiktok ban its much, M. U. C. H. worse.

[@ManishSingh-kw1lt]

You guys playing the game was the best thing ever. Thats the most ive laughed while watching this podcast. More stuff like that would be appreciated.

[@emsilva1]

40:47 that little “hey, look at me” UM- 🥵

[@jater-tots4903]

Zach trying to prove to Jared that it doesnt skip a generation with that smile 😏😏😏

[@nazimjamal7037]

I feel like I'd enjoy a Zach Justice stand up set... he has a dead pan delivery and a cynical vibe that just works for me

[@BarelyNoticeable]

I laughed so hard at Zach’s little awkwardly genuine response to Jared’s Tik Tok government agenda tangent 😂 It was SO good

[@vincentia3551]

😮u7uî🎉🎉😢🎉😢😢😂

[@ianbolen5379]

Zach Jared and Alyssa episodes are the best

[@BlakeLKelly]

Don't lie to yourself Jarred, Zack, and Indiana always had and always will have the best episodes.

[@kyleaperrin5480]

Watching this at work and trying not to audibly laugh while you guys played the sound game was so hard😂😂

[@alma_Belan]

Ok. Relatable zach is literally the funniest human ever. " u wanna see how i would have done blender?" I'm cracking up dude

[@awesomenesssiam1742]

Jared is surprisingly good at making specific sounds

[@edwardlujan1325]

Time for Alyssa to step in and be the 3rd host just saying

[@alma_Belan]

Yessssss

[@FoolishOne7]

agreed

[@nom942]

100%

[@ThoseWilliamsKids]

They can’t replace our Queen and we know that

[@summoner1451]

@@ThoseWilliamsKids They can 100% replace her.

[@ma_kenz]

Jared on the sofa & Zach openly flirting 💯

[@Hey.its.Alitzel]

The game part of this podcast had me in tears 😂I love you guys

[@LyndseyOttaway]

So proud that you guys are keeping up with the podcast but that doesn't mean I didn't cry during episode 141 and is so sad Indiana is gone

[@FoolishOne7]

fr i was so sad but i understand it was for the best but i still have like 1% hope she could come back

[@BlakeLKelly]

​if she doesn't come back, I think that Zach and her still might get back together to try again and very low chance if that and if so we would all be happy for them.

[@bobsaget6720]

Zach going on an adhd rant is a mood

[@johnlipp14]

Bro I saw someone comment that Alyssa should step up to the 3rd host spot, and I’m here for it!!!😭 The podcast episode I never thought I needed🥹

[@dg27130]

The amount of confusion on Zach's face when his phone rang, got me xD

[@raymondramos1633]

Did anyone hear Zach’s cry for help at the very end of this podcast and of course glad to hear jared concerned for him

[@lillyblue9746]

I love seeing zachs little laughs

[@BuckinNightmare]

I remember in school our teacher described the period as the body getting the baby room ready and when it doesn't happen it throws a tantrum and destroys the whole thing lol

[@EpicGamer14_]

24:36 took me out, it was so funny. Also the dwight shrutes farm field joke, I'm pretty sure hes made that exact joke either on the podcast or in one of his tiktoks

[@Solanumtuberous]

The period is essentially fluffing the pillow before the next egg

[@katelyntrei]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, thanks to the game they played at the end. 😂 between Jared’s blender and Zach’s elevator I was cackling. 😂😭

[@tmn6866]

I almost peed from laughing so hard their faces during it also

[@Oorangeade]

Jared is so well spoken I just love listening to him

[@BarelyNoticeable]

2:22 This entire interaction was so good it felt scripted 😂🤣

[@lil_gemini]

good to see jared where he deserves!!!

[@laurastanton6619]

This episode was like listening to a 3 year old tell a story and it brought so much joy to my heart 😂🥰

[@thespeeddemon1439]

These videos you guys are making are absolutely incredible. I don’t know when the last time I watched an entire video without skipping parts and not entirely watching the full video but I absolutely love your videos and they always put a smile on my face. I can not wait for the next one.

[@Kaelyn99]

i am CRYINGGG at Zach doing that obnoxious donkey impression and Jared going, "you're Alyssa!!"

[@Jason-ed9ym]

Love you guys! Just watched your Patron video with Zane and Heath. Loved it

[@littledumpling6454]

I watch because it feels like hanging out with you guys and y’all are fun.

[@seasaltpopsicle]

Jared, I loved your talk about Tiktok! I found it really interesting , important and I agreed with all of what you said. I'm so glad you kept it in! Thank you :)

[@SeverStreams]

Jared doesn’t seem to understand the dangers TikTok poses to our civilization. Currently as we speak the Chinese Communist Party is violating human rights around the world, colonizing Africa, threatening to retake Taiwan, and interning millions of Muslims in concentration camps. TikTok is owned by Byte Dance, which by Chinese Law is required to give any and all data from Americans to the Chinese Communist Party. TikTok has been proven to have been taking data from other apps besides TikTok. They track your keystrokes, your location data, what apps you have on your phone, what you search for, and much much more. All of those things are not even on TikTok. They track them when you leave the app. No other app does that and if it did it wouldn’t be giving data to one of the most evil regimes on the planet. China also can manipulate the algorithm to get who they want elected to congress or elected president. They already suppress Hong Kong and Taiwan posts, they do not allow anti-China posts and actively censor them. They can spin a pro China narrative and no one would be the wiser and could use TikTok to elect pro-Chinese politicians to give more power and control over to China to dominate and control the west. They also weaken the west by promoting degenerate trends meant to hurt the west and its culture. They do the opposite on Chinese TikTok where they have whole sections to positivity. This is a country that has its stated ambition to have world domination. Don’t be pro Chinese Communist Party. If you are pro-TikTok you are pro CCP. That’s their number one tool for data harvesting, espionage, and influencing the west.

[@tommybarton2050]

Yall are killing it. I saw some KZbin shorts of Zach, then I got hooked on the podcast. Keep it up 😊

[@cloeyclaytor5158]

I can say that Jared is not alone on his island monologue 😂 as I don’t really care for TikTok that was still a very insightful speech. Let’s hear more of that intellect you never show us! And yes Zach should add in lol

[@seanpalmer6598]

“I also tasted it and it tasted like yours” he almost got away with saying that too 😭

[@mattiegilbertson7031]

Them saying the youngest age that watches is 45 and I'm just sitting here watching them when I'm 18🤣

[@FoolishOne7]

lol i am younger 😂

[@Ant-vm1gn]

That was what they called a joke back in the day

[@OliviaCrochets]

Im 14 bro

[@shhhimnothere.2878]

Waaaaaait... Alyssa on the desk starting next week!!!! I need to see her she's too funny 😂

[@Jonnae_Marie0823]

You guys said why watch this when you can do anything. I live watching y’all while I smoke a joint or a blunt. Y’all are funny as hell. Love y’all 100%

[@samanthafox826]

Love Jared on the couch!! 🛋

[@taylor_rev]

The game at the end was so funny 😂😂

[@SanctumGamingNetwork]

Handsome beating the hell out Jared had me dying 😂😂

[@ishtarsdonut4489]

With regards to TikTok, if the app dies people will survive. It's already happened to vine in the past, creators will move to new platforms. KZbin is more than capable of absorbing creators.

[@xb4_wr]

Petition for Alyssa to be the 3rd host. Also, Jared on the sofa? Loveet!

[@ana_9797]

You guys are really special

[@boogerwiper]

“Name 8 the spider of my life” lol

[@BarelyNoticeable]

23:50 That was hiLARIOUS

[@xkaxsky.69]

This pod was so chaotic I love it

[@Ryder-py8se]

Ever time Zack talks I blush 😘❤️

[@FoolishOne7]

Every episode Zach says it will be a wholesome podcast then 5 seconds later they already ruined that😂❤ btw i am a bengals fan too jared❤

[@SamPalmer-yx9wk]

I miss Indie and the chemistry you all had it's was magical and damn near the best podcast I've seen. My thoughts go out to all you three. I hope everything is getting better day by day and slowly but surely things are starting to heal. Best of luck guys.

[@liamgrubaugh]

Do you know what happened I can’t find a video explaining

[@autumndeneault3481]

​@Liam Grubaugh the podcast episode 141 explains everything

[@AirborneIH]

Ew

[@TrustUsBro]

43:45 Zach trying so hard to sound like a piano 😂

[@duardkotze8958]

That end was funny as shit. Thats why people watch you because your funny and younger people can i feel also relate with your problems and so fourth.

[@EriyaMarfo]

Holyyyy. I’m at my 100th episode here since I joined this channel and it’s been a roller coaster of a podcast. You guys are all over the place but make sure to keep it in your own world of be entertaining. Can’t wait to see what what dropouts have in-store for the future #ligma

[@teflonsage2381]

I loved these days. Need more jared and Alyssa

[@bl1ndwipe425]

HELL YEA ZACH keep doing stand up man you are sooooo made for it

[@brookepaige]

I LOVE JARED ON THE COUCH

[@asselkamiyeva]

I just watched the beginning where zach asks why people watch their podcast. and I would like to answer that i started watching you guys about a year ago to improve my listening english. im from Kazakhstan and found you by accident in my recommendations and i really liked some of your videos. when someone speaks in a whisper or quickly I still don't understand a damn thing, but a year later I'm studying at an American university in Europe so thank you in part. I have no idea who all your guests are, k know practically nothing about life in us and about the hype in LA, and it's very interesting for me to watch you. from the development of listening skill i have become your fan, Zach and Jared, and also big fan of your humor. thanks for what you do. your content is very good and keep it up guys! btw today is the Nauryz holiday in Kazakhstan, so I congratulate you on the holiday of spring! 💌

[@finnscribner363]

I’m so excited for when they ban tik tok, it’s not a career it’s a side hustle for most, we survived without it before we can now

[@sila298]

Sound imitating game was hilarious😭

[@Bella-gz4qi]

21:40 Jared’s face 😂😂

[@alma_Belan]

Ok hilarious u guys always make my day

[@BarelyNoticeable]

45:53 THIS. WAS. ADORABLE 😂🤣

[@alma_Belan]

Agreed

[@agustindiazneto2743]

43:37 This is where I said "ok now this is content"

[@deceitful_angels1]

A zach and jschlatt collab needs to happen it could be titled "1 and a half hours of gaslighting"

[@CpTnAX]

“Don’t but that evil on me Ricky Bobby” love Talladega nights

[@alma_Belan]

Jared just amuses me for some reason i dunno what it is

[@parzival3890]

Jarad’s firework sound 🔥

[@Juniper.the.tree.]

This is the best part of my day

[@cass12234]

Zach be projecting his desires on Jared

[@allycat12321]

Hansen going after Jared made me cry from laughing omg

[@siahthekydd285]

I really Wanna be on the show like i love their podcast and I would love to have convos with them

[@liltonyesco7607]

I call that time of the month a "subscription of monthly pain"

[@fwmelloo]

THE WINK AT THE START ZACH OH YM GOD SSSTOP

[@parthkatlana1252]

We follow you for the blender noise brothers!!

[@_stelllablue]

Think of a period as your uterus throwing a temper tantrum and tearing down all the decorations and wallpaper it spent time on in preparation for no reason.

[@TenzinBeifongIII]

Then doing it all again next month, those uterine party planners have it rough

[@youraveragenobody9306]

zac cmon man piano how did you not go BUM BUM BU BUMMMMM 44:30

[@laurennnn9642]

Love you guys sm

[@MokshaMarg2004]

that donkey & blender sound was killer 🤣

[@kayleighplante7939]

jared doing the blender is killing me 😭😭

[@christwiggy1092]

Please play that game again it was hilarious 😂

[@mixxtape2]

I think you guys work cause Jared is the audience I can see myself in Jared when he’s uncomfortable I am Indy grabs attention Zach is the hook and you stay for Jared personality if I had to boil down to one trait. Which is hard to do .

[@cheyenneschultz9880]

I lost it at Zach making the donkey noises 😂😂

[@maireadrd]

The blender impersonation took me out 🤣

[@tyga454]

Can I say I was impressed by Jared car noises

[@TurboRezzy69]

A wholesome podcast what a great idea 💡

[@sp1nns]

Happy 500k!

[@bradybehrend5048]

Now Zach knows what its like to be an Iowa fan the last few years with big time players lol

[@TheEnragedGamer]

I can’t watch this at work I’ll be dying laughing 😂

[@reighnhkgdvk8881]

“Tiktok ban” this isnt to scare anyone but this is serious. it is not a tiktok ban. though they can use this to ban tiktok, it is much much worse. date act / restrict act. someone came forward trying to make a tiktok ban & they shut it down. its really not too much about tiktok. this is very bad i suggest if you havent looked into it, do so before its too late. again this isn’t to scare anyone, just educate yourself and act quick with this.

[@ryanvincent3927]

I’ve been trying to find this podcast for so long I should’ve checked KZbin first

[@JeremyTyson62]

I think banning tik tok could be good. I feel like it’s making us dumber with shorter attention spans and it makes us more needy because it’s a constant source of entertainment.

[@mrpopo5097]

You don’t speak for us

[@Phoebesmith3]

i need an hour and a half of you guys making noises

[@aperson_437]

When they were making the noises I was literally crying laughing.

[@arvinsalhi8735]

i hear you guys and do absolutely everything else...so😂 and i really enjoy it

[@israelafangideh]

Jared is glowing

[@kelsaaay7]

the fucking guess the sounds are sending me into orbit

[@jamiemedland]

Zach being a 🐬 SENT me

[@karissakayallldayyy]

Jared being a blender sent me 😂😭 47:35

[@alma_Belan]

Zach being a blender sent me🥲🥲🥲🥲

[@_stelllablue]

Also Alyssa's right sometimes girls do put two tampons up there by accident DONT ASK ME HOW IDFK but it happened to me once and my friends called me double stuffed Oreo for months 💀