Heath & Mariah Discuss the State of their Relationship... Dropouts

[@UncleSam-md9nt]

Let’s gather up some character qualities that Zach has that make him so funny. I wanna try to learn this power. Reply with your observations. I wanna figure it out

[@ryanslyh3780]

I think a lot of it derives from the duality of his nonchalant composure mixed with the out of pocket jokes he makes.

[@Sammygoulart]

He’s super confident with his deliveries, even if it’s a bad joke :) sometimes even a great joke become tedious if the person is super insecure about it

[@ryanslyh3780]

In previous episodes, people note how Zach does not express much emotion. I think a lot of his emotion, creativity, and energy are funneled into his innate ability of creating jokes. Everyone loves his quick wittedness that can't be defeated.

[@JohnDoe-wt3pj]

He's slick with it, he's got the tongue of a man who's eaten many a boxes and figured out every joke that a human could make, he's ready for any situation to fire away a funny one liner, maybe even 2 or 3 but with such a delivery and voided of emotion In a way that changes the way any normal man could think of what is funny, changing humor in some ways and at the same time he's indescribable, he's one of a kind and truly a man who can get a laugh in almost any scenario

[@UncleSam-md9nt]

Nice, nice keep ‘em coming. Even if it’s been said already. I just wanna hear everyone’s theory that they believe.

[@urrockstargf111]

as much as i loved indi i am loving these recent podcasts and seeing more of jared and zach's friendship is honestly so fun to watch

[@kenadams5918]

so much better without her let’s be honest

[@HarshL]

​@ken adams honestly kinda miss the trios humor, wish she was there atleast here and there

[@jasminsanchez8681]

What happened, why isn’t she in them anymore?

[@jamirasingss6518]

@@jasminsanchez8681 they posted a video about it. Indi was super toxic to Zach and had to leave for her own growth. Their friendship is fucked now

[@urrockstargf111]

@@jasminsanchez8681 they have a podcast abt it but a summary would be that she was in a relationship w zach and was basically horrible to him and needs to work on herself and zach obviously deserves space and love

[@Ohhhaybaby]

Very low key episode but these two make so much sense together. So comfortable, consistent and fun. You can tell they truly enjoy each other.

[@sila298]

You can see that jared are comfortable with these two. Love it!

[@woe_omega]

Zach and jarad are a killer duo

[@FoolishOne7]

The podcast never fails to make me smile and I appreciate how they posted every week no matter what is happening in their personal lives❤

[@doobie245]

Does it make you smile that zack is a pedo

[@courtneyhoing]

Mariah's makeup and outfits are always on point 🤩

[@laurenroupe2321]

I love Heath and Mariah so much on this podcast. I’ve heard you guys talking about them in a few other podcasts but I’ve never watched a bunch of their content so I’ll definitely have to check them out! All of you guys are such a vibe and watching you guys just talk and have friendly dialect without focusing on being “podcast” like is very nice and chill.

[@alidalasley8997]

zane and health unfiltered is an awesome listen, mariah is one of the cohost in it also!

[@lmpfunk]

Unfiltered is really funny! I’m honestly a bit old for their demographic (32) but I watch that podcast weekly! Really enjoy it

[@druglike]

​@@lmpfunk okay I'm 35 and obsessed 😅

[@lmpfunk]

@@druglike LOL I love to hear that! Also, I don’t think we are “too old” for them, at all! I just figure their target audience is probably a *bit* younger. It’s one of my favorite podcasts, I’ve been loving hearing all about their Japan trip!

[@MargauxNeedler]

There's something about Heath & Mariah energy I can't stand.

[@kevinlehman8421]

The collab episodes between these two groups are my FAVORITE. Two fav podcasts I watch every week so excited when I see they’re together 😍

[@brittanyvines]

we all need a friend like jordan in our lives

[@elliepumpkin1]

Need?? Debatable. More like simply have LOL

[@brittanyvines]

THE WAY MARIAH DESCRIBED JAPAN I WANT TO GO SO BAD!

[@perry5981]

@@brittanyvines why do you say “Mom’s mom” instead of Grandma?

[@brittanyvines]

@@perry5981 we call her Tma not grandma because her name is Tomoko

[@UncleSam-md9nt]

I’m half Japanese, and have spent a decent amount of time in Japan, and I love it. I’ve lived in America my whole life so I’m quite American, but I have family in Japan so we visit sometimes. Food is AMAZING, everything is clean and free of garbage, and the people are the nicest, most respectful people you’ll ever meet.

[@johnblas5723]

You would love it so much! Life there is what you would expect if everyone lived by the golden rule.

[@alicriazzo229]

Watch the unfiltered episodes about it. It will make you want to go even more!

[@jonewtonn]

unfiltered and this podcast are my favorites. I love them being friends

[@taylor_rev]

Definitely gonna need more of these four together! Could also get Jordan in there if yall are feelin kinda crazy😂

[@AngelFlores-xj2vb]

I've literally bindged every pod in about less a month. Team swag daddy and continue on, just remember this to shall pass

[@Goaheaddoit821]

I loved the ad read for better help! It felt really real and relatable, usually KZbinrs that aponser better help read lines fast and get it over with :) 💕

[@cieramoya2609]

mariah “yeah cap.” 🤣🤣🤣 i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder. she’s too funny

[@Y77-7]

Jared is such an attentive listener

[@BuckinNightmare]

Yay!! I have been wanting you guys in each other's podcast again so bad!! 🎉 now Zach and Jared need to go on unfiltered again! ❤

[@kirstenlynch3971]

i love heath and mariah so much, this episode made me laugh so much

[@austin14-j5d]

Heath thinking you just dump your whole plate on the Texas Roadhouse floor has me dying.😂 its peanuts and that's it and most of them don't even do that anymore.

[@PrinceOfThieves666]

They're still pushing for the Liquid Death sponsorship 😂

[@Indihannah4]

I love this friendship so much, so happy that it happened!

[@kota.claire]

I love it every time Jared says "holy h*ll"

[@arfzarfz]

Dropout after dark is defintely worth $20 an episode. Imagine that 90 mins of preshow content

[@youngsd22SF]

You can have like 2 subscription services for $20... You fools make these idiots rich for nothing

[@FaithRoseWendt]

I am a cosmetologist and Heath saying “see through” is actually very helpful, we always want to keep transparency as low as possible when cutting short cuts

[@uxalu]

I've got so many things to say about this omg 1. here in Brazil there's NO WAY you walk around in the middle of night and you're just chillin, you always have your body on "alert" 2. for us, is taught since like... day one, that English is one of the easiest languages to learn 4. I love seeing handsome 3. please guys come o Brasil kkkjjjkkkk

[@KaurSupreet-fh2jr]

y’all are the only people i’d pay for a patrion! please do it :)

[@laurakelly3742]

Mariah is such a people pleaser that she doesn't even want to let Zach down by admitting she doesn't watch Modern Family 😂

[@lisakarlstrom2916]

LOVEd this episode, so fun and lighthearted

[@FarEastAlpaca]

Zach is so incredibly intelligent and witty I'm starting to question my sexuality

[@doobie245]

If you’re not a underage girl he ain’t interested :(

[@enigmamyth]

​@@doobie245 wtf are you talking about? 18 or 20 isn't an underage girl in any country

[@monicaelizabethcoronis]

Mariah sitting through them talking about prostate exams 💀

[@ryanslyh3780]

There are so many good clippable moments from this podcast.

[@BattleFine]

Which Zac are we getting today?

[@noahstrodtman6121]

coked up teddy bear zach

[@BuckinNightmare]

The one he wants to give us.

[@almostsane1818]

This is what I wonder every single episode

[@sierragrace2904]

Don’t worry Jared, my alarm in the morning is Hakuna Matata. I gotta wake up with good vibes only 😂

[@reighnhkgdvk8881]

with their assistant jordan, how when you see him you smile, if you have people like that around you that you smile & get excited but dont know why, its psychology. if you see someone and greet them with a huge smile, hug and physically show you are excited to see them everytime yada yada ( and/or sometimes, not always - its a remotely positive experience) then thats how they will begin to react when they see you. put simply. others just have an energy/aura/presence, but that can also be falsely created by others that do the beginning of this comment well. thats where the “i dont know why” statements start to come and you realize others feel the same way. (100% seen all their videos and “know” jordan so this isnt about him its just an example and a way for me to be that one person at the party everyone doesnt wanna say hi to bc ill start talking ab shit like this)

[@kensley8502]

I feel like every time Zac attempts a joke nobody gets it or riffs off of it, it's nice to see more of Jared but I feel like they're just such a different vibe than what Zac brings

[@adaaleide]

i cant get enough of the ucu (unfiltered cinematic universe)

[@Vickolai]

23:33 did you know, due to the limited space due to them being an island the few fruits and vegetables they do grow are rather expensive because they can grow only so many so it makes them almost like a rare item. Strawberries are usually given as a gift and it should not surprise you to find one going for $200.

[@bellasmith8118]

mariah patting the dog with her foot HAHAHAHA

[@alicriazzo229]

I’d buy the Patreon just to avoid ads. I’m already subscribed to unfiltered, let’s add dropouts to the list

[@EDBghost]

My best friend & I junior & senior year used to leave class every morning at 9:30 from college courses to go get breakfast/lunch for my basketball coach, ourselves, & our girlfriends 😭… the coach was over our college courses & he would have us take his truck so we didn’t have to pay for gas

[@danielle8528]

The picky eating with the meat and the little "bullet" in the meat, I relate to so hard, when I was like 10 I ended up eating one of those while eating sausages and I didn't eat sausages for like 5 years Edit: I still like fear eating meat just incase I'll find one ("bullet") in the food

[@sydnaps1995]

A good episode. Can't lie I do miss indi... but this ep was great!

[@ROB_a331]

Don’t ask for “clippers only” guys. Clippers are the machines. The scissors are called Shears. Mom went sick last week after asking for clippers only for her 4yo at my local shop . 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@fatimahpatel2538]

jared is so down to earth it makes me tear up

[@caitskwarek9572]

“Checks out, your turn” Mariah is so ducking funny 51:51

[@andie3448]

To touch on this topic, when the communication is mutual. Most times I need a minute to cool because I won't be rational without it... Being thought of as frustrating is really sad because I'm just trying to collect my thoughts and true feelings before blowing up, I have OCD and I get really confused and don't know what to think causing me to say things that don't make sense because I'm trying to put it together as fast as I can. That's just not reality for people who suffer some mental health issues, we'd like to make it work we just need people who understand that. For that to be seen as annoying is truly sad and confirms nobody really understands how a broken brain works, but if we try to tell you that's what we need then if you love that person you'll work through it. What matters is whether or not my partner is willing to work through it. I'll go at their pace if they go at mine.

[@creese.tee.nah21]

Jared! My alarm used to be applause... because I'm the star of this shit show. Now my alarm is "Chrissy Wake Up" because it's so close to my name!

[@serafinairene3709]

Omg I laughed sooo hard at Mariah’s 5 does come after 6 🤣🤣

[@emmybellvolleyball]

new set up lookin even doper

[@caitlinsaavedra]

I live right by TEXAS ROADHOUSE in fontana! It’s the closet to LA and I’m there way too often 😭😭😭

[@karinab.430]

"Speaking of issues do you have any? " -Zac 😂

[@alma_Belan]

Is English one of the hardest languages? That's surprising. It's not my first language but I feel like it's way easier than a lot of other languages

[@smilestarrocks6185]

The notebook is beautiful

[@thatsnotgonewellatall5517]

My uncle drove to a local forest for a small walk/hike, on way back couldnt remember in which small parking lot he had parked so he just, walked home and never went back for it and to this day no one knows what happened to it. He had only bought the thing like a week prior, he has gone through a ungoldy amount of bikes and cars.

[@alixfowler478]

Hairstylist here we don’t care if you’re unhappy or ask for change as long as your not intending to be rude or mean I promise I’m not just saying this

[@ericdifrancesco1331]

I like how this interview had Jared speaking so much more than he does with other guests. As far as Japan being mad. They are glad the US stopped China from taking revenge. Memoirs of a Geisha really speaks to the US rebuilding them.

[@jakewright434]

just starting watching this, can't wait for Mariah and Zach's rebuttal

[@VMTDesign]

I went to texas roadhouse on Friday. Heath is just crazy lol we don’t even do the peanuts anymore.

[@lyons11siren]

Someone tell Mariah that it’s bad feng shui to place your bag on the floor. 👜

[@doobie245]

She’s Italian ?

[@lini4211]

omg I thought the dog was fake HAHAHAHAHA

[@finnscribner363]

Drop the pod cast at 4 pm EST (I get out of school then)

[@deannathompson4277]

1:07:28 I’m from WV and they used to have peanuts all over the floor when I was a kid but now most people don’t do it, it’s honestly a mess to clean up🤣 are they really scraping they’re plates on the floor in Florida??🤣

[@deannathompson4277]

Also they did have saddles you would sit on but they don’t do that anymore either 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@samuelmercado577]

Watching this whole eating Dave’s Hot chicken>>>>>anything else

[@PianoDaniels]

BRO I WORK AT DAVES AS A CASHIER

[@urboycurlyfry3049]

I’m confused, in EP.141 I thought they said Indiana was coming back on and that they already recorded an episode. I totally understand the need for space I just didn’t know what they meant.

[@alliebaryak9090]

Heath is literally wearing the same shirt as the last time he was on🤣

[@haymaker627]

I'm late to the party, but I do want to say Japanese and Korean fast food is AMAZING... I was stationed in S. Korea and I loved getting the "Korean only burgers" like the Bulgogi Burger. 10/10 try international fast food.

[@Kylee0107]

Just wanted to say, Congratulations on the ads recently!!😂❤

[@mads-v4w]

Texas Roadhouse for sure used to have a saddle you would sit on for your birthday! Never cleaned my plate off on the floor though 😂 They don’t do the saddle thing as much anymore I don’t think though!

[@desiraegomez7957]

as a server at texas roadhouse , we definitely don’t allow you to just throw your food onto the floor lol just the peanuts 😂😂

[@gabriella55247]

Already started great, and got 10x better

[@1943fighter]

If you do a patron 1 5 dollar level and do either a dropouts after dark thing or like a reaction show to movies seeing as how zach is a bit of a cinema buff

[@chrisjb1231]

Literally watching this in the Texas Roadhouse parking lot

[@kathryntouchet6823]

New listener here, does anyone know why there's a sign edited in over an ice cream sign? It's in between Heath and Mariah. In the beginning 30 seconds you can see that it's ice cream and then you can see that it's edited at 0:46 and 1:31:14

[@klaire1058]

I will never forget one of my fav teachers, mr. parham, he’d open the locked door for kids, and he’d fr let you leave if you brought him back some McDonald’s 😂 great man

[@kenadams5918]

I like how Jared to the lead in the beginning

[@areebahaq3573]

love thiss! 🎉❤

[@rickdeckard7405]

Nobody laughed, and I almost died with Zach's "2 times" 21:30

[@izzynobody8311]

Does Zach actually check his dms when he asks us to send things?🤔

[@raexxrose]

Speaking of haircuts. My husbands barber opened his own shop and his hair cuts were starting at $66 😶 not including the beard shape up… like we all want supper small businesses/friends but that’s crazy!!

[@meganmcleod6152]

watching him be violently funny after seeing the serious podcast is such a. whiplash..

[@Vickolai]

12:12 I once took an x to the fancy part of town and had to park in a car garage but there was like 10 different ones in the area and we couldn't remember which one exactly that we left my car at so we spent like an hour and a half walking to each one of these parking garages going around trying to find my vehicle so I can take her home

[@hellomynameisrodney]

I have a gumball machine that releases the gumball to a spiral. similar to the one y'all have but it's on the outside and it has a separate area where it will drop super bouncy balls instead and you never know what it will drop when you put in a quarter.

[@sephgee007]

I literally just did this last week. I drove to my grocery store and then walked home. Later my boyfriend asked where my car was….. his car was stolen before…. I freaked out for a moment thank god I remembered fairly quick lol

[@johnblas5723]

After living in Japan for 7 years, I’d love to move back for life.

[@jazmyne4340]

This is my first time watching this podcast and I’m not familiar with the two males leading the show. I’m big Unfiltered podcast fan so this was neat to see. Initially the fellow in the blue jacket has me not so enthused, it took me reading comments and riding the podcast out to understand that he has a special sense of humor. For me I read tone a lot and his almost monotone give no fucks attitude came off ignorant and hateful. Buttt I’m glad I didn’t judge this book by its cover and I’m glad I took the effort to understand you as your own person since so many people are different. You are funny and playful and I actually like your humor delivery. ❤

[@InstantSoop]

I have never watched an episode of unfiltered and I would 100% subscribe to this podcasts patreon.

[@jenniferaxis4793]

Zac seems tired today, hope he’s feeling ok

[@mileneisabel9166]

So weird for me that in America you barely go to the doctor. I go every year to do check ups. But it is free in Europe...

[@TheEasyLifee]

I'm sure athletic green will love that free liquid death ad you did right before theirs 😂😂😂

[@zoedavis7086]

I’m so sorry if I spelled her name wrong. But Maria spinning her can so the camera shows the label is the cutes thing

[@allisongraves2028]

I would cry so hard if unfiltered was cancelled

[@MsPEACE2012]

“Write that down” 💀💀🤣🤣

[@ryanslyh3780]

Tough crowd for Zach's jokes this week.

[@kristynaduronova8529]

Jared is so cute, I wanna take him to Japan.

[@RosarioMataH]

how is English one of the hardest languages to learn? Try Finnish or Hungarian. As a native Spanish speaker I'd say English has to be the easiest one to learn.

[@jennifea]

Spanish speaker here and I also think English must be one of the easiest ones

[@lukemclaughlin3340]

Not to s**t on y’all’s point but the firebombing prior to drop in the atomic bombs was way more detrimental. Keep it up. Love the show.

[@scarlethunter9361]

Murder mystery two was so good loved the action❤❤❤

[@pattinsonsgirl13]

Heath you absolutely should not be throwing your drinks and left overs on the floor at Texas Roadhouse 😂only peanut shells 😭

[@MadLadDillon]

Who is ready for some Chad level gaslighting by Zach?