exposing YOUR unhinged confessions... y'all need therapy

[@Rizzalert69]

some of these are fun but some like the incest ones and the one lying about sexual assault are just evil

[@annabeatrizzimmermann7708]

it goes from chaotic fun to chaotic evil real fast

[@vynncynnt]

yeah the assault one is SOOOOOOOOOOO not okay.

[@blueninq]

fr, the sa one really pissed me off tho dude lying about that is genuinely disgusting. as someone whose been sa’d, its not something you lie about. its horrible and gross and it sticks with you. and the fact that they seemed so.. proud of it?? like do they feel no guilt for that in the slightest :/

[@vynncynnt]

@@blueninq yeah-- it doesnt really sit right with me that Jordan even included that in the video. thats one of those things that shouldnt be used for views.

[@puppa8619]

I feel like that didnt actually happen tbh. it seems like a dumb middle schooler wrote that confession just to be on the video

[@_..jolene.._]

STOP OMG THE FACT THAT DEB INSPIRED THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING LOVE YOU BOTH

[@pawwsuuu]

YESSS I LOVE DEBBB 😩

[@Joe-kw8hp]

Ik. I love her so much

[@EnderEntertain]

And Melanie Martinez too, huh? ;) hmm

[@gardasing1719]

SAMEE

[@melaniejackson7531]

SAMEEE

[@XxAsmodeusTTVxX]

I’m a guy and the last one is relatable 😂 me and my best male friend did “it” at church camp (it was our first time doing anything sexual w/ anyone) and now we’re both atheist and still hooking up 4 years later

[@meredithdavis6663]

both of these stories are fucking amazing 😭

[@KittyCheshireStudios]

yall fell off /j 😭

[@streetst4610]

slay

[@urlocalfolklorian]

Babe- ily already

[@Erika.Davidson]

I- how

[@oliveatm]

I suddenly feel better about the things ive done..

[@elainaramos8819]

Honestlyyyy

[@ilovecats21]

same..

[@EnderEntertain]

Ikr haha

[@athenaorstitch9091]

Sameee 🤭

[@ExuseMeWhat]

Yes very😀

[@ASJattar]

the sexual assualt one is actually digusting not only are you potentially ruining an innocent persons life but youre devalidaing the concerns of real asssult victims who might not be believed when they tell the truth people who lie about SA on purpose are literal scums I would have calld the police.

[@bellesplanet2391]

yall keep blabbering about this but i didnt see it in the video

[@cookietough30]

@@bellesplanet2391 same which one are that talking about ( Edit: know I know 😟)

[@ghastlycandle]

@@bellesplanet2391 Jordan removed it from the video that’s why

[@aperson66664]

@@ghastlycandle could you tell me what it said?

[@ghastlycandle]

@@aperson66664 the confession said something along the lines of “I told everyone this guy r*ped me but it was actually consensual and I only said it wasn’t because he ghosted me” and Jordan categorized it as “here’s a free coupon for therapy” instead of “I’m calling the police”

[@idkbalvan6303]

During sex ed at school they were explaining pregnancy and how to protect yourself etc and then this one girl raised her hand and asked "Can you get pregnant if you do it with a bunny?" She has a bunny. Girl EXPLAIN. Edit: For clarification she is not a furry nor does she want furry babies, she asked it because her bunny made "something white" and she touched it and she was a little scared she might get pregnant.

[@hlidaedits792]

She wanted furry babies fr 😵

[@cherrysoda.]

Furry but idiot edition

[@lemonmouth7895]

@@cherrysoda. that’s called a zoophile, pal.

[@AMIRRRR510]

The furrys are involving just backwards

[@cherrysoda.]

@@AMIRRRR510 I’m so glad I was raised correctly and still have my sanity

[@Cloud-vz7nn]

As someone who has been SA’d, lying about being SA’d is extremely fucked up. The guy who did it ruined my self esteem and destroyed me. I felt ashamed and disgusting for months and I blamed myself for everything and sometimes i still do. It is not a joke, it is not fun. Edit: SA means s*xual assault

[@SaverforReggie]

I hope you are doing well now! :( I agree no one should ever lie about being SA'd. That's just messed up. I hope everyone that is a victim of SA, have a better life. Don't let the person who did that to you hold you down, you are not at fault, again I hope you are loved by family and friends.

[@demon-misery7]

i am extremely sorry to see that you are going through this though if it isnt insensitive to ask, what does SA mean?

[@korliagf]

@@demon-misery7 sexual assault

[@demon-misery7]

actually i just realized what SA means. idk how i could've been that stupid but regardless, i hope it doesn't happen to you again and that you are doing well despite such an awful thing happening to you.

[@justagalwithlowiq4839]

I can totally feel you on that because that happend to me too. Multiple times. Worst part? The guy was my close cousin brother and he after forcing me he'd throw money on my face like I was some prostitute. Destroyed my self-esteem. One of the biggest reasons I hate THOSE songs. Like Cardi B and stuff. I never told anyone, no one knows. I breakdown whenever I think about it and almost hyperventilate when I see him. I was like, five.

[@jasontankable]

Lying about sexual assault should have been I'M CALLING THE COPS because it's assholes like that that make it hard for real victims to step forward. 😡

[@hypnogogicgutstuff6496]

We're was there sa comment? I genuinely can't find it

[@jasontankable]

It looks like he deleted it. Good!

[@grandpapijones543]

@@jasontankable omg what was the rating he gave it 💀 ?

[@jasontankable]

@@grandpapijones543 I don't remember. Probably therapy or concerned.

[@ghastlycandle]

@@jasontankable he should’ve said something tho, it just looks like he’s hiding it now

[@mblerghitsmestabs]

Ok, the one where that girl lied about being SAed is so incredibly messed up. She should be ashamed of herself. R*pe is something that NO ONE SHOULD EVER LIE ABOUT. It is so disrespectful. It’s illegal. It’s ignorant, selfish, and stupid. It hurts the person you’re falsely accusing, possibly ruining their life forever. It hurts all of the people who are victims and survivors of SA. In a way, you're mocking the real victims - you mock, make fun of, and laugh at the truly horrific experience real victims go through. Those who lie about being SAed make it that much harder for everyone who is telling the truth, because instead of getting the support or help they need, they are being questioned. To all of the people who are real victims of SA: I'm genuinely so sorry. People like that and others who lie make it so much harder for you to be seen, heard, and believed. But I want you to know that I see you, I hear you, and I believe you. edit: If you can't find it it's because Jordan deleted that part.

[@gabisrluna]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Lovewilllltearusapart]

This !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jojoorsmth]

my ex friend did this to my (now) bf when we were still a friend group apparently throwing yourself on someone means the SAed you my bf is still affected by it almost 6 months later😔

[@Lovewilllltearusapart]

@@jojoorsmth that is so terrible, I hope your bf is okay. It is absolutely awful to lie about something like SA.

[@mblerghitsmestabs]

@@jojoorsmth That's - fvck that so called "friend". Some people really need to learn the difference between being tackled (which in this case was prob a joke) and being SAed/raped... It's not that hard. I hope you and your bf are able to find peace from this.

[@snowey4743]

When you read all of confessions, you realize that you have been an angel for your whole life. And it kinda makes me happy tho.

[@Br00ke291]

Same. Well I did one bad thing but I wanna forget about it lol

[@Aura_160]

Same here!

[@Theunicorn2012]

When you read all of confessions, you realize that you have been an angel for your whole life. And it kinda makes me happy thoz

[@tiffanylove4445]

I hope the person who falsely reported sexual assault on the boy genuinely gets found and go to fuckin jail. Ts not even cute.

[@johark]

i mean considering it all happened due to ghosting, the person was prolly in like high school yknow, no non-high schooler is that stupid

[@Crow23346]

@@johark youd be surprised

[@ghastlycandle]

You shoulda hit "call the police" on the one who accused their ex of r*pe just for ghosting them edit: seems as tho Jordan edited that out of the video?? The confession basically said "I told everyone he r*ped me but it was actually consensual I only said it was r*pe because he ghosted me" - I think it was after the poop in the vent confession but now this confession isn't in the video anymore, guess Jordan was like "ooh maybe this was a rotten one"

[@zachary3845]

YEAH LIKE,, thats super fucked up

[@ghastlycandle]

@@zachary3845 sis really said “let’s make it harder for real victims to be understood 🥰”

[@bigclitenergy]

Wtf! That's so fucked up

[@ZoeTTJJ]

Its giving amber hear

[@junebugsjukebox]

i wish it was but it’s not technically a crime (depending on where you live) but i would still call the police, just to like…do some sort of sanity screening and perhaps search her phone

[@sunnycapri8544]

The person who lied about being sexually assaulted is just fucked up. And the fact they have the audacity and was ignorant enough to share about that one a platform like this they should be exiled from this planet. Like, that's messed up on so many different sides.

[@theplaidbutterflyprince]

jordan i think that 90% of your videos should be sponsored by jail. possibly more

[@addikj]

mental hospital more like it

[@huhok4964]

Especially the one where she faked being SA'd she need 7 years of jail and community sevice

[@alyssareich17]

Yas queen

[@currentlyeatingrocks]

"and this video today is sponsored by.... prison!!"

[@anonymouse4404]

mkay I got a confession. My family is STRICTLY veg (no egg too) . Like you eat nonveg you get kicked out of the house. Now, when I was 11-12, I moved into a new apartment and made friends who were non veg. They always asked me if I wanted to take a piece of chicken. I said no. That went on for quite some time and finally I said yes. um then I started eating it daily whenever I went to their house. I never told my parents and I don't plan to. But my father has a health problem and he was advised to eat egg. So my mom made egg. I asked for a bite and he allowed me to taste it (it wasn't my first obvi). Then I heard my parents arguing over the fact that my father let me taste egg. "Now that you have let her eat egg, she will start eating chicken too and then its all your fault" - mom. My father defended me by saying she will never do that. Well shit

[@thisisnowmyaltacc5541]

Just another Tuesday!

[@Andyyoureastar]

As a preschool teacher, I’m questioning how that kid was able to eat pillow stuffing unless the cotton was just exposed?😂😂I watch my kids like a hawk during naptime so no sus addictions start like that on my watch lmao

[@vixymix101]

K but violating your dog and abusing an innocent animal isn't a "quIrKy uNhiNgEd cOnfEssIoN--" that's a straight up crime and a disgusting evil act, can we like.. not downplay animal abuse?

[@mlee6050]

So true, also report those who play fetch with dogs without ask consent first (so know I seen a few where they compare both on if do or don't consent

[@-Vixieeee]

How do you ask a dog for consent??​@@mlee6050

[@SimplyChrisss]

where can i find this part in the video? i can’t find it

[@thehypnosisworld]

@Chris52617 6:57

[@NatPjoFan89]

Im pretty sure jordan thought it was fake and the person was saying that to mess with him. I dont blame him if he thought that, its too disgusting to comprehend

[@STRAYKIDS4THGENLEADERS85]

I already knew that I needed therapy, but thank you for letting me know again😊

[@WhoTfIsTBR]

You sound like you're the edgy kid that doesn't fit in with any group of kids anywhere.

[@ashleewilkie454]

Tea.

[@mostafasweed6199]

Ok come on... which one was it? Lol

[@STRAYKIDS4THGENLEADERS85]

I ain’t saying sh!t✌️

[@STRAYKIDS4THGENLEADERS85]

And my mom is bringing me to therapy so… I don’t need it anymore, I have it

[@november9895]

9:25 why did I think they were shitting their pants while walking to class and it was gonna say “the longest piece of shit fell out of my pants” 😭😭

[@poisondartfrog]

I thought that too 😭

[@cupidre1]

SAME

[@OliviaWilson-ww9jr]

@@cupidre1KE TIO

[@IWishIHadARat]

The fact that attempted murder wasn’t under “I’m calling the cops” is…

[@williamrand2534]

I swallowed 2 magnets when I was 12 and didn't tell my parents for a while but I got concerned So I told my mom and she was on call with poison control within minutes. Local hospital- nah, we can't handle that, We ended up having to drive an hour to a hospital where I realized I could've died! We (me and my sibling) were supposed to be having a sleepover, and our friend that arrived minutes before we left for the ER was like oh yeah nah my sister swallowed pennies and dimes for years, you'll be fine, pish posh

[@jasontankable]

One magnet is probably fine. Two or more is a problem. They can start sticking together in ways that make them impossible to pass.

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@jasontankable Or even start pinching off bits of your intestines, cutting off blood flow, leading to death of bits of your organs. Extremely dangerous.

[@williamrand2534]

yea my mom was like what the actual fuc-

[@vanillahibiscus486]

I'm so happy that my confession was featured in this lmfao

[@Yxxyn._]

Now I wanna know which one it was 😳

[@vanillahibiscus486]

@@Yxxyn._ soap eating lol

[@kiyo6765]

same lmfao

[@canniiee]

@@vanillahibiscus486 relatable

[@Joe-kw8hp]

Do u guys rlly eat soap in the shower… no judgement, just wondering y

[@rjunlvr]

1:14 LITERALLY I HEARD THE POLICE WHEN U SAID THAT

[@Sangheilion]

I've re watched all these videos so many times and I never get bored of them

[@joshuakim4402]

You really just gave "i kinda understand" for #attemptedmurder, then immediately hit eating dog food with "i'm concerned" im dead lmaooo💀💀

[@miraculerlovingmiraculous6528]

OMG WE NEED A PART 2 AND THERAPY AS THIS IS HALARIOUS

[@PurpleButterflys_]

“y’all need therapy”. … I feel called out.

[@_se3_thru9h_9]

Back in my primary school days, I would say grade 3, my former boyfriend confessed that he was cheating on me with 30 other girls. I told the rest of the girls and we agreed to put broken glass in his shoes.

[@englishater]

BAHAH POP OFF IG?

[@strawberryfox8819]

..... Extreme but I get it

[@Aiko-k6o]

Just another Tuesday

[@IceMetalPunk]

I'm sorry, wait -- you had a boyfriend when you were like 8 years old, *and* he had 30 other girlfriends?

[@_se3_thru9h_9]

@@IceMetalPunk yep. … Young love..

[@nocamss]

YOU NEED TO MAKE PART 2 LIKE THIS IS FUNNY AF

[@emilyhedrick2851]

The fact that some of these are just about intrusive thoughts which basically happen every other Tuesday for some of us with anxiety, I feel less alone.

[@detected_chaos735]

6:05 "Your Honor, I plead oopsy doopsy :P"

[@MaepleSyrupEdits54321]

8:37 “how breadful” is the best thing I’ve heard all day🍞🍞

[@RADIYAH30]

So many of these confessions could be on law and order special victims unit 😭🤣💀

[@livmarie6121]

jordan’s reasoning: someone accidentally killing their fish : i’m concerned attempted poison: i kinda understand

[@Rizzalert69]

5:44 literally the exact same thing happened to me like exactly i cried too it was awful and i think it’s happened multiple times :/

[@deontaylarson4670]

me when i walked in and couldn’t sleep for days cause when i closed my eyes i seen it 💀

[@EnderEntertain]

Get some help sissterrr 😈🔫

[@possibly_a_sign_from_God]

I haven't actually heard them but- I've seen uh- things lying around so I can tell that they well- 💀

[@Rizzalert69]

IM SO SORRY EVERYONE MY GOD

[@homedepot.]

I found pictures of my babysitter on my dads phone😍 the thing is she started babysitting me when she was 13. AND I’m currently 16 and my dad is 64. My mom had me at 19 and my dad was 48. Not saying he’s a pedo but I’m not not saying that. And for clarification my mom said they started “dating” when she was 16, so he would have been like 45. I 100,000% think he groomed her.

[@pictobloxer5412]

5:57 omg "she's a hot babe" im dead talk about embracing your weapon of mass destruction

[@andrewfogarty14]

DO A PART TWO!!! WE NEED IT!!!

[@emmarogers6947]

The pacing is perfect-laughed the whole way through!! Your reenactments are top notch 😂

[@historyofmann]

YES DEB- SHES AMAZING

[@Jupiter-ym5wh]

i love deb so much and i would love to see a deb and jordan collab doing this

[@Youremomlol903]

"Y'all are sus as hell" -Jordan Cunningham

[@mrsiraldo2544]

7:40 are we just gonna ignore that this person murdered a child 😭

[@Samgotboredd]

Well they were both children so yeah

[@-PIXELATED-]

i got an ad during this at 4:20 ..a really bad winter too and I was KINDER BUENO

[@The_Historic_Gamer]

3:19 If you lived in Alabama it would just be another Tuesday.

[@Satan666Official]

I have a confession... I had a crush on my best friend for 6 months without him knowing, and I had all his pictures in a folder saved with a heart, some photoshopped, and he found it and said "Wow, who's this for? 😏" He jokingly wiggled his eyebrows, but inside I felt like dying 😭

[@Crow23346]

Omg 😭 did he realise???

[@Satan666Official]

@@Crow23346 I think so, but it blew over in time... he thought it was a joke I'm sure. When we were playing yahtzee that same day, he just kept having these really long stares at me and I could barely focus on the game. We've always been pretty touchy feely, but when we were dancing around he held my hand and it all just felt so different

[@Crow23346]

@@Satan666Official ooo 👀 , r u gonna confess?

[@Satan666Official]

@@Crow23346 I didn't confess. But he did 🙈 On new years, he got drunk and called me, and said he loved me as a girlfriend... I thought this was a prank, but was too in shock to say anything. This was months after the picture incident, and he had told me later in January that he was pretending to be drunk. He isn't the type to hide stuff either, we were best friends who always told each other even gross secrets. All of it just seemed too crazy, and we just left it alone and continued to keep things as they were.

[@Satan666Official]

@@Crow23346 I continued to have a crush on him though and I STILL kept it a secret. Was too afraid to mess anything up. It didn't go as I'd ever imagined though. Why? Because while we were taking a trip together, after having a day full of visiting new stores and restaurants, we were exhausted, and decided to head back to the hotel. We started a game of Uno, which has been a little tradition we had since forever ago, just to wind down. It was very casual, we played the game on the bed, which is normal for us. About halfway through as we were lying there, he looks over at me and blurts out, "[My name]...?" I thought I was about to get scolded for cheating the game 🤣.... no. He sits up, puts down the cards and slowly moved the hair from my face grabbing it, and he kisses me really gently.... he said sorry, but it was like I was seeing everything from third person. After everything we went through, he just does that. He told me he loved me, and that I didn't need to say it back. Well, I did say it back, and I still can't believe that happened.

[@Katrify97]

PLEASEE PART TWO these are hilarious

[@n-mber22]

0:38 DEB 😍

[@T0x1c_W4st3-yay]

IM CRYING THE POOP IN THE VENT ONE I THINK THAT WAS MY SISTER THAT ADMITTED TO THAT SINCE THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE

[@sukiipookie]

Honestly kinda mad at the girl who lied about that guy who "sexually assaulted her". Like SA isn't a joke sis

[@johark]

i mean considering it all happened due to ghosting, the person was prolly in like high school yknow, no non-high schooler is that stupid

[@junebugsjukebox]

@@johark high schoolers are 14-18. they’re young, they’re not incompetent. i would hope many people know lying about sa is wrong in high school or at any age…

[@BANANAMONKE-E]

I feel so unholy after these confessions

[@milobelladonnas1stan565]

“Y’all are sus as hell.” “Now that I’ve done my coke, we can continue.” I’ve never watched this person before, but I already love him-

[@inosuke-slays]

same bro

[@ellaharkins]

omg i love you and deb, i’m so glad that she inspired you!!

[@bells_.]

THAT FACT HE MENTIONED DEB IS AMAZING- LUV YOU GUYS BOTH

[@onyxth3ripper]

THAT INTRO IS EVERYTHING

[@tess-fm5xe]

I LOVE DEB SM

[@ikwhouare1997]

Jordan "Ya'll r crazy!" Also him "Takes photo for the cops bc why not"

[@gyazis]

5:32 good to know that's a universal experience

[@charmfox6883]

Wow you kept such a straight face for someone reading these comments

[@akpopcloset1459]

I LOVEEE THAT DEBB INSPIREDD YOU SHES SO ICONICC OMGG😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@okay4425]

4:58 HAHAHA IM DYING

[@scandicgamer3071]

I can confess that I have anxiety. It’s a type of anxiety where so constantly worry about being insane or doing, saying wrong also just self hatred in general, my type of therapy atm is pretty much knowing that I’m not alone and that I am in fact “normal” and that my feelings and actions aren’t always bad like I think it

[@SuperBombBlastic]

Ocd??

[@maripulido5537]

LOVE YOUUUUUU

[@finleyoliver527]

I love ur profile piccc

[@maripulido5537]

@@finleyoliver527 ahhhh ty ty! i love urs too :))

[@andreal13]

HARRY

[@Autumnnn_017]

HAZZA 💚💙😭

[@finleyoliver527]

HARRYYYY

[@comicgamer2041]

oh wow you posted a new vid? I started watching your vids and I binged alot of your vids so I have been waiting so long for this!:)

[@ryderrezentes1286]

4:10 "its a fucking flex." Agreed, I did the same thing once.

[@ZoeTTJJ]

DEB IS QUEEN.

[@shirecreations7080]

7:12 please god no no more zoophiles

[@Q1NGXU4N]

sometimes, sharing is not caring

[@IAteARatYT]

Can Jordan do more of these lmao i'm dead

[@moshroomba]

when grandma deb (called that as requested by her last vid) inspired this video

[@pookiepieryo]

“I’ve been thinking about sleeping with my uncle. Advice??” “VAPING CAN DELIVER TOXIC METALS LIKE-“

[@coolboss999]

This is starting to become a trend amongst KZbinrs and I'm not complaining. But someone y'all need HELP. GET THERAPY 😭

[@unknownuser5571]

Omg i need more of this

[@xXgacha_starXx]

3:17 seriously made me gasp

[@vxx3576]

Yayyyyyy I love when you upload 🙏

[@odetomeshe5888]

These videos make me feel much better about my life

[@angeltoastyy]

3:15 when i tell you my jaw DROPPED

[@ананасоваякоза]

2:40 that kid with the fish, if it makes you feel better when I was small I washed my fish with soap and it died. My mom came home to me poking at a dead fish at 10pm, I was only 5 so I could blame it on that

[@sadpizzaslice3153]

"ive been thinking about having sex with my uncle advice???" um maybe DON'T please 😭😭😭

[@punkypiesyt4871]

I sent you one Hopefully it’s in here Love you 💜 It wasn’t. ✌🏼

[@zzz-uy2fi]

was it there?

[@punkypiesyt4871]

@@zzz-uy2fi no 🥹

[@misspiggysdimples8178]

Same

[@miramiraonthewall133]

What was it?

[@Iuke66]

What was it

[@amandafloyd2375]

You should do another video like this. Btw great video

[@Love_and_peace6996]

AS SOON AS I SAW GRANDMA DEB I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD VIDEO 😂❤❤❤

[@kateamelia.]

I need eleven hours of this not just eleven minutes

[@christianfranz2686]

I have watched a lot of your confession videos I did laughing from your reactions every time

[@XxRobloxGirlxX]

One time at camp my counselor was mean so I cut up her brand new bed sheets without her knowing 😂 (felt like it was the right time to say this XD)

[@TBananabread]

PLEASE WE NEED MORE OF THIS

[@c0reyb0b0rey]

I LOVE UR VIDS JORDAN!!

[@kiazdoesart]

YESSS DEBB INSPIREDDD VIDDD WOOO

[@user-nx2zo8qz2t]

The way the person who accidentally killed a kid in first grade just worded their confession 😭 pls it was so casual I-

[@eilish_237]

8:50 Lmao the popcorn reading is so true

[@a.bleach.simp.3427]

5:39 BRO I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

[@_eunnnniiii]

Loved it 💀...Need a part 2 😭🗿

[@shadowwolf_kailey1873]

The last one- WTF XD I didn't have any confession this time i just saw the instagram post and was like "can't wait to watch that disaster-"

[@Xaistre11a]

"i took a shit in the middle of the maze"THAT HAD ME GOIN CAZY😭✋🏽

[@crystalexavier6277]

you need to make another one of these

[@Mel_Mar]

WOOP WOOP I AM CALLING THE POLICE! WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA BEAST

[@elle176]

This is gonna be good

[@mjh8237]

PART 2?? This was so funny!!😂

[@IWishIHadARat]

0:50 *GAY PANIC*

[@pieceofshoot]

these videos make me feel like a good person

[@Cicada11011]

Just knowing most of these are teens/kids makes me concerned for our future…