Extra Tomboy Phenotypes

[@TheDubberFromMars]

Comic by basedbinkie: twitter.com/basedbinkie/status/1766998662301786180/

[@robertross45]

Send this to Pippa.

[@kharijordan6426]

What is the phenomenon?

[@mirceazaharia2094]

I can fix her. I will hug her, and cuddle her, and love her, and never let go.

[@Nzargnalphabet]

I’m sorry but by definition, a tomboy cannot be a femcel as a tomboy is a mixture of cool and cute, and a femcel, while they may be cute, will by definition never be cool, so the two are mutually exclusive

[@MasterBotttle]

What about 'Timbo/Bimboy'? (A Tomboy+Bimbo?)

[@AmunRa1]

>hook up with cougar tomelder >accidentally call her "daddy" >she's into it

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

A wise man once said, “Oh he just like me fr’s😭”

[@Warner-ok7cw]

😂😂😂

[@clothar23]

Boy either struck oil or nitroglycerin...only time will tell.

[@AmunRa1]

anyway that's the story of how I got my first pegging

[@prinz4279]

​@@clothar23 Both make fiery explosions. It's a win for me.

[@jamescasey5948]

The “Tomelder” is also known as the “fun aunt” phenotype.

[@JWP-56]

I hate that this is true.

[@thiccyeetboi1019]

My Aunt Sid is exactly like this.

[@Alias_Anybody]

In real life, they are just fun, in fiction, they are unfortunately often "fun".

[@capt.artemislivius7601]

​@@thiccyeetboi1019 My Auntie Merrin is also like this.

[@eyesofahriman8205]

​@@capt.artemislivius7601 sounds awesome, your Auntie sounds like a bro

[@redragon1990]

Pippa is just the average tennessee girl

[@stratigangames508]

She's the perfect woman.

[@VegaLyrae]

I can confirm she’s is way more based than the average woman in Tennessee. Vtubing is a weird thing in that part of the south

[@redragon1990]

@@VegaLyrae nah, irl she's a regular woman. Pippa is a persona.

[@oya4056]

Country girls make do

[@baconburgerboy1583]

Wait what- you're telling me. Someone who state neighbors next to Tennessee... Thats where Pippa is?...

[@interlegere5603]

“You cannot fix her” Why would you want to? She’s perfect!

[@e4gywanking]

Fnaf reference included

[@enigmaodell6806]

All I have to do is point her at government agents instead of civilian, and we can be paranoid and well armed happily together.

[@Heylo-714]

She just like me fr!

[@kennyspence711]

Facts

[@unidino8963]

🎵I just died in your arms tonight🎵

[@TinyShadedForestCreature]

Tomelder like every drunk aunt in anime, just with a hint of tomboy

[@GenesisBoi]

What if drunk aunts were always tomelders?

[@GretgorPooper]

I immediately thought of Tsunade.

[@fortheloveofnoise]

the woman who takes care of the main kid drom evangelion

[@xenon3990]

@@fortheloveofnoise nah, misato isn’t a tomboy, she’s basically the Anime milf blueprint. For how good Eva was, it introduced a lot of now widespread weeb shit into anime with its characters like say the whole Kuudere/ tsundere thing with the Rei/Asuka dynamic, to the point people still debate who’s better. Misato was just the mix of the Femme fatale trope they had in the 80s/90s and the carefree messy jokester. So naturally people gravitate towards that and go „mommy energy“

[@Shadowswolf9666]

​@fortheloveofnoise9298 congratulations 🙏

[@thelonelypigeon9554]

Tomelder: So my mother. Legit, people think my mom is 40 when she's 65+. She's also extremely into sex jokes on the fly. More like a dad.

[@nitrostormskystriker478]

How old are You then? Do You have kids?

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

Milf?

[@nobody.important971]

I'll be your father

[@lesterpastor3721]

​@@nobody.important971 AYOOOOOOO

[@saldol9862]

My mother seems like she could have been a Tomelder, albeit a very niche *religious* tomelder variant. Pretty sure if she never met my dad she would’ve joined a nursing order or something. When she was younger, she did such scandalous things like ride a bicycle, wear hip imported American jeans (this was back when jeans weren’t made in the third world), hang out with the boys, and wear her hair short. In my life I have never seen her, even in her childhood pictures, with long hair. Her friends would even address her as “boy”

[@Netro1992]

>you cannot fix her Bet >gets killed

[@lordofthebuffalos1999]

You give up a few things chasing a dream

[@jayden9287]

​@@lordofthebuffalos1999 it is only a dream if you don't achieve it

[@Soul.Resonant]

@@jayden9287 A MAN'S DREAMS WILL NEVER END

[@tortillas5]

I still see that as an absolute win

[@mcarlinod]

Your sacrifice will be remembered.

[@Gabrhil]

They left out "may be missing teeth"

[@Koc3813]

"Occasionally commits minor crimes without knowing."

[@Jus10Ed]

And "regularly breathes mold."

[@FourthIdentity-gu2zk]

Only if you're a tweaker buddy

[@NotsilYmerej]

Is* missing teeth. You don’t get in the same category as that yascally Yabbit with all of your adult teeth attached

[@thanatos4610]

@@Koc3813 and sometimes lil bit o hate crimes

[@nothankyousir3417]

If a tomboy grows up, they become a fully grown-up ThomasMan

[@Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a]

Yes but you need to use a Tomstone first.

[@Imhungy57]

Is there a level requirement?

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

​@@Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a they can mega evolve into a ThomsonSir

[@protorhinocerator142]

MaestroTomas, Sr.

[@timmyda1st191]

Love this comment section

[@pixelatedpyrotechnic]

As I was saying “I can fix her “she said “you can’t fix her “ 😂

[@Regina_Lien]

Can't fix perfection my guy

[@cultuschoco]

@@Regina_Lienwe’re not perfect 😭

[@doodlehates_uttp]

If it ain't broke don't fix it She is perfect

[@minestar2247]

well yeah, she gotta fix herself

[@doodlehates_uttp]

@@minestar2247 She don't need fixing

[@ChuRRo1261]

Wait a sec. It's the girl who wanted to shoot up a Wal-Mart in minecraft.

[@MattMerica76]

Pipkin Pippa

[@Lorgar64]

But Pippa doesn't get involved in crackpot conspiracy theories. Perfectly valid cynicism.

[@BlueBerry2283]

@@Lorgar64suuuuure

[@DolusVulpes]

i got a snesible chuckle out of the first one literally just being Pippa

[@Amigo1048]

Glad I’m not the only one who recognized Pippa on the 1st one

[@Herotrap1]

"Your friend has a crush on her" NO NO THEY CAN'T HAVE HER!

[@minhtamnguyen3304]

"You can not fix her" "Bet!!"

[@Lftarded]

Why fix something that isn't broken?

[@minhtamnguyen3304]

@@Lftarded i will win the bet automatically, get the money and have a beautiful gf, so why not?

[@cross977]

Tomelder creating a fucking hollow purple out of girly and tomboy energy

[@Xhomer367]

I can’t tell who’s a pippa fan here and who just likes the “nah I’d fix her” meme

[@Glitchyetiad]

this is something I didn't know I needed but glad I have.

[@Anechoofbadluck]

Right!

[@mattiekarwin3667]

Then why'd ya click?

[@danthespaceman9747]

@@mattiekarwin3667 My brother in christ, this is youtube shorts. He scrolled.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

The fact that femcel tomling is straight up Pipkin Pippa is... Deeply entertaining.

[@That-One-Cheez-Hugger]

I wish to evolve from a feral tomthing to a tomelder. This is now my goal. Though, I'm not sure how well that'll work

[@ahmedaljanabi6558]

Good luck 👍

[@That-One-Cheez-Hugger]

@@ahmedaljanabi6558 thank you

[@protorhinocerator142]

I'll be second in line waiting for you. That one guy is really fast. Just ignore him. I hear he's not even sexually aroused by fire. What a weirdo.

[@michaelvossen7253]

You can evolve when you feel ready. I have a level 40 Tomboy Dayjob and I don't need her to evolve. She's perfect as long as she's happy with who she is.

[@That-One-Cheez-Hugger]

@@michaelvossen7253 Your words of wisdom inspire me

[@angelbabydragon]

Tomelder, here I come!

[@protorhinocerator142]

A worthy goal

[@the_frenchiest_fry6577]

"You cannot fix her." Why would I? I'm worse.

[@Lasagna_69]

Shesh, I don't wanna fix Pippa, she's perfect 🤤💯

[@NakanoHitori]

I wasn't ready for Pippa to be here, now it feels like I've seen everything

[@SovereignwindVODs]

I love that the femcel tomling is literally just Pipkin Pippa

[@shan4697]

Weird because Tomelder describes my mom perfectly

[@Cmd.G45K3T]

What's her number?

[@249sAreHeavy]

Someone on twitter once said that a tomboy milf is just a soccer mom, now I cant unsee it

[@dahsarrashad6700]

Im taking notes for my "I should hit that up" list.

[@carlosforma5978]

I hope your "I should hit that up" list isn't from the Femcel Tomling POV... You know, Wal-Marts and such.

[@dahsarrashad6700]

​@@carlosforma5978Oh no, THAT'S MY OTHER LIST 😃. But the FBI got that list and now im not allowed in Walmarts.

[@rainbowmothraleo]

"Grown women who has clinged on to their tomboy past" Why does it sounds like an author views tomboyishness as immaturity? Although they have a strange idea of tomboyness overall

[@basedstreamingatcozy-dot-t7126]

because it generally is regarded as such in fiction. girls are tomboyish, and then they grow up and accept their femininity

[@bgschannel9357]

It's probably made from 4chan theories. Let it go

[@Nikotheleepic]

Op is a redditor

[@teritt]

To be fair I’m pretty sure this is just stupid jokes about character tropes combined with the “idea” of a tomboy rather than the strict definition of just, girl who is masculine.

[@reallyradrabbit]

it’s because these videos were made by a male anime fan who probably spends his time on reddit what do you expect 😭

[@thesteviathan]

your tom-voices are incredible

[@rkade1486]

1. Pippa, literally Pippa 2. I swear I know her

[@LuizHenrique-zw5su]

Tomelder = soccermom

[@GankbotShuk]

That's a dangerous gamble. Soccermom could also be a Karen.

[@GemCB7]

​@@GankbotShuk nah, is the less probability... tomelder is still a tomboy... she will punch your face instead

[@protorhinocerator142]

Rugbymom She's got the bruises to prove it.

[@thewatcherinthecloud]

She's the soccermom that's actually playing the soccer

[@Some_dude_from_hawaii]

“You cannot fix her” Oh I know but I don’t want I’ll just assist her in her rampage

[@calebreynolds3708]

I love how the Femcel Tomling is just Pippa Pipkin!

[@bingchilling3914]

"You can't fix her" "I want her to make me worse."

[@darklyripley6138]

The music immediately brought me back to playing the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie video game.

[@mekingtiger9095]

*Yes!!!* Underrated game!

[@musicman9263]

Femcel tomling: You can't fix her Watch me

[@mykittenisaferociousnugget]

I'm a Femcel Tomling crossed with a Feral Tomcreature lmfaoo

[@AniIshere-bp4zm]

The bg music on the first one 💀

[@crimsonpotemkin]

"You cannot fix her" You're correct. You cannot fix perfection.

[@dabbingraccoons6416]

You cannot fix the purest form degeneracy and idiocy

[@Alt........138]

The pokedex just keeps growing

[@hamborg4709]

Option 1: Theres nothing that Crazy Diamond can fix🗿

[@cluprsidt2267]

I feel like half of all aunts are "Tomelders".

[@Plagiarism-at-its-finest]

“You cannot fix her” Bet

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

Tomelder is basically every horror movie reboot final girl who was a teenager in the original.

[@munchiehan5237]

I feel like you're a scream franchise enjoyer

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

@@munchiehan5237 Actually I was leaning more into Halloween and the Terminator reboots but I'll have to check that out too

[@ab-gail]

LOL

[@mors2908]

Cid is that you?

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

@@mors2908 No :(

[@trianglburger19]

this is the most interesting Pokémon I’ve ever seen, we need more!

[@myapika5529]

“You can’t fix her” Watch me

[@TheRealSpiderMew]

Its just pipkin pippa for the first one lmao

[@AirahsELL]

Binky is a fan and Pippa herself took notice.

[@Terminator-ow5oe]

So the ideal woman is known as "Femcel tomling", good to know

[@popoazu2412]

the femcel type is now part of the cult >:3

[@glasses2926]

I choked laughing when I realised the "femcel" is literally just Pippa that's so foul 😭 (It's 100% true though)

[@Brigeb20]

Tomman: the in-between phase of a tomboy and a tomelder

[@fortheloveofnoise]

more like a musical instrument seller

[@ToshisGarden]

Now THAT'S spooky! I was JUST watching Turkey Tom's video on Randy Stair, so the fact that the Femcel Tomling is the FIRST type listed here is eerie for me XD

[@Sirius10117]

That's called a wine aunt

[@xdarin_]

-Often is accompanying another tomboy character as a family member. -Also fairly often depicted as a crippling alcoholic.

[@Dr_Monitor]

The first one being Pippa threw me for a loop. She absolutely is a femcel though, but we all love the based insane rabbit anyway.

[@FriarJoe66]

I feel like there is significant overlap between tomelders and lesbians lmao

[@ProbablyAlmond]

The only reason I’m not a femcel tomling is I cannot legally buy firearms yet

[@0-kingsloth-020]

Yet? What to young

[@ProbablyAlmond]

@@0-kingsloth-020 yeah too young

[@0-kingsloth-020]

@ProbablyAlmond gotcha lol make sure to do some training and get one that your willing to carry around most places I got an ec9 ruger

[@paloim]

It doesn't say they're legally owned

[@ProbablyAlmond]

@@paloim I dunno anyone who owns a gun

[@-weaponized6493]

Tomelder is the type to wrestle a bear to show off for the grandkids.

[@sheepketchup9059]

"Who has clinged on to thier tomboy past"? 🤓☝️ Nah "Who has managed to maintain their tomboy nature throughout the years" 🗿💪

[@rainbowmothraleo]

Didn't let society make her boring

[@fableshearth2457]

The immediate kick over to the ultra instinct music was hilarious.

[@rileysheehan943]

From the handful I've met I'd add tomelders are hard workers while being major stoners

[@OverStrive2008]

- Wake up - What am I doing with my life - Yk what? I'm finna try and build myself as a teen to be a very good person with lots of qualities so as an adult I can get a tomboy - grow up - can't find tomboys

[@Chrisspru]

tomeleder: your son calls me mommy and daddy too

[@shadowvortex6653]

"I can fix her" has never been louder after this

[@redfox4561]

Damn you did pippa dirty on this she don't need fixing she's perfect already

[@CHOTCNUTRL]

So the Tomelder is just Cynthia from Pokémon? I'm in and I'm not leaving.

[@KASHKUR_7.62]

Or Jill Valentine...

[@Hydroshock-uj6nt]

“You cannot Fix her.” **Wanna bet?**

[@Ben-jl2rh]

You are playing the Spongebob Movie Video Game Sound track in the beginning!

[@Thequack4741]

From the goofy goober level. That music made me so pissed as a kid

[@Ben-jl2rh]

​@@Thequack4741I loved that game

[@mekingtiger9095]

Always amazing to hear people other than me know that gane!!!!!

[@Ben-jl2rh]

Awesome, it's sad that literally no one is commenting on it besides us.

[@mekingtiger9095]

​@@Ben-jl2rh The soundtrack is truly one of the if not THE most memorable thing from that game alone, lol!

[@shrekthe55thsharkking]

Never thought I'd see Pippa be an entire category.

[@TheNameTag]

You cannot fix her. I can try!

[@wealthybone2990]

I'm glad to see more of tomboy phenotype I love this.

[@a_random_W]

I need more... More

[@_Wrath_1]

You can’t fix her if she ain’t broken

[@TearfulZorua]

"Has clinged onto their tomboy past" ... Wait people think women shouldnt be masculine, a.k.a. tomboys, and force them to be feminine? What?! You cant change me, I'll never like pink girly things! Nor will I ever like seeming overtly femme, I want to be a buff woman with a nice "tux", my hair in my baseball cap, my backpack instead of a purse, real frekin shoes, the epitome of strong woman. Heck, I aready pass as male the way I look currently, and I dont ever expect to change that, it makes me proud. Though I'm not where I want to be yet, I know I'll never be the domestic princess type of girl! I love to be confusing yet sweet, its my forte. Let women be sweet AND spicy lmao. Let me be the shoulder to cry on, the one to bring comfort, the structure, my partner can be the domestic one. if I was a man instead of a woman I think they call that a himbo? Big quirky pal who looks tough and can rip you to shreds if they try but sweet, gentle, and supportive once you are close to them. Like if you earn ,y trust, you will almost never get rid of me, I'll be there to protect ya from anything, well untill you destroy me emotionally then I try to forget you exist. I don't seek revenge, cause thatd make me just as bad, and also a traitor not just to a former friend but to myself. Now thats not to say I would be against being pinned, or quote un quote "dominated," because to be honest, its hella hot to have someone of equal... (Idk what its called I lost the word lmao...) I'm a switch if you didn't know. But even after that, with all sorts of affection or what not from this touch starved idiot, I'd never be whats described as feminine. I'll not be domestic, ever. The "loving house wife, makeup fashionista, over indulgent, vain, preppy, pink loving, too sweet, child bait" style woman is not the ideal lifestyle for me. I have a... strange way of looking at relationships to say the least, and honestly id want to provide just as much as id like to be cared for, I just wanna be in an equal power couple with ever lasting love and support, ride or die style, being one with the partner rather than "THE GUY" or "THE GIRL" in the relationship. Like what Id call true equal love. No cheating, no trust breaking, no being too caught up in my looks to show my partner care in my way. Ok I'm done with this partial rant now... time to skedaddle

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

damn. ... just damn, this gives off similar energy to women on my mothers side of the family. also himbo also has (in some instances) the connotation of not the sharpest tool in the shed. but still DAMN!

[@averagegenzguy2751]

Good for you? I think? Skimmed the text.

[@protorhinocerator142]

As a guy I can see one clear advantage to girls owning pink girlie things. No guy is going to "accidentally" borrow her pink bicycle.

[@darkbingo4538]

Holy fuck... thats a lot, specially on a joke video talking about character tropes. I hope everything is good, you sound cool tho, so keep living your life ong

[@g4pro781]

Cringe

[@wolfyboy]

*pulls out THICC book named "fetishes and kinks", opens the book and writes "tomelder" in it*

[@errorcode9542]

You know Tomelder and similar stuff might be why people assume that at least one of our parents didn't love us

[@Generichomeboy]

Tombunny: standard tomboy, but with the added behaviour of allowing the boys to sleep with her. Rare but not unseen.

[@TheSpellKaster]

and yet none of them want you. crazy isnt it

[@Jegcy]

"Huh, oddly specific"

[@chaoslord5936]

I need me one of each ❤❤😂

[@andrewdsadfsdafvxcvfsafznw2]

"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!"

[@Makiosaa]

I may be a cis male, but I now identify as a Femcel Tomling. Shes just like me fr.

[@bluebutterfly6394]

Egg

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

I know what you are 🥚

[@Makiosaa]

@@yourfathersinferioritycomplex WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 😭 I'm 100% confident in my gender, I just wanted to make a silly joke 😭😭🙏

[@johnrosssapad1706]

"you cannot fix her" My man i aint trying to fix her im trying to make her worse hahahahaha

[@Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy]

I am femcel tomling but male lol (They are watching us at all time, Trying to change us. But they will not)

[@krislukat]

Tomboy energy and mom energy. That's called soccer mom energy

[@peasantkyr]

You know too much

[@Dreamcatcher_2001]

i like rebel, elder, and Nft (Nice Fit Tomboy) Tomboys a lot honestly. not just because they're cute but because they're so chill and friendly, you can actually just be yourself around them as most are very supportive.

[@MarcoMT0412]

The first one is an average American zoomer girl. 🗿

[@0-kingsloth-020]

I wish

[@cheeto4027]

I wish the average girl my age was like pippa that would be great

[@jakeplaysyt8000]

If that was true then the country would be in a much better (or at least funnier) place.

[@dabbingraccoons6416]

@@cheeto4027so you want shootings to happen is what you are saying.

[@JackRook]

Me when hearing Tom Elder: Holy damn, they’re going to word for word describe Aunt Cass from Big Hero Six

[@Szlezienerr]

...hear me out.

[@nathanielthe3rd354]

Bruh is that the goofy goober theme from the PS2 Spongebob movie game 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mekingtiger9095]

So I'm not the only one who recognized it, huh? Btw, the track's name is "I'm ready... Depression".

[@KianAshleeNones-qv9pn]

Lol

[@robloxplayer1048]

Im making a playlist of just these videos

[@CP-ev1on]

Pippa has better political opinions and is more aware of realty than atleast 70% of americans.

[@carlosforma5978]

Well, you did set a pretty low bar for that.

[@CP-ev1on]

@@carlosforma5978 Our C's are you're A's.

[@carlosforma5978]

@@CP-ev1on I can't deny that. Well, I might say it's de Ds in terms of score, but I'm not sure. It's amazing what humans can achieve by actively trying to make children into incapable morons, when said humans have the (supposed) moral authority of teachers as a tool. There's a staggering amount of functionally illiterate people here (people who are able to recognize written words and sentences, but have a hard time or are incapable of reasoning on written OR SPOKEN meaning). That so-called "teachers" actively and intentionally cripple their students' ability to think and reason is beyond disgusting, and all that is in order to more easily manipulate the students in politics. EDIT: Functionally illiterate people are literally mentally crippled, since the functional illiteracy is a lack of ability for complex logical thinking, and often logical thinking in general.

[@salomeheredia9885]

Now I need a comic about these two trying to live together

[@Patrick-zr8tv]

"You cannot fix her" because she is already fixed. She is already saved and she will save me too.

[@aotisoverratedaf]

Not the "Nah, I'd win" stare at tomelder

[@deadmemesforbekfest6542]

As a raging bisexual/omnisexual my type is so varied yet so direct that both of these types sound absolutely perfect

[@LordRaine]

I DO NOT WANT TO FIX HER SHE IS PERFECTION