*Extremely Bitchy* ASMR Matchmaker Role Play (Soft Spoken English Accent)

Did you need some aloe vera for that burn? :P
Triggers Include: Typing Sounds, Soft Speaking, Whispering, Leather Sounds, Scratching, Inaudible Whispering, Hand Movements, Kissing Sounds, Lip Smacking and EXTREME Bitchiness and Sass.
Much Love
XavierASMR x

[@JRHowell]

Dead. I can't. I love this kid.

[@Kleatushiggins]

ooooooo, i had keep reminding myself that this was a roleplay and that i didnt need to drag him like he was doing to me 😤😂

[@stellatamtam]

6:49 we love our bisexual matchmaker

[@Louise-ee1qr]

The bisexual matchmaker has me subscribed! love it :)

[@megimond]

"drop the right wing thing no one finds that attractive" hahahahaha

[@harveyjackey3008]

Your eyes are too soft for this to be genuine 😅😍

[@thebibleismylife1557]

Yasss I need more bitchiness in my life

[@confettibot4037]

''right in front of me'' god knows my akward ass wouldve sat in the farthest corner seat

[@georgecloony1454]

11:26 "what about your dislikes, you know just tell me everything you hate about the world' - me: 'you'

[@Cookie0927]

Loved the accent. Please make more of these! They're amazing.

[@kpotulski8191]

roast me daddy

[@notquiteatory971]

Your jaw line is the same size as your ego

[@bmanmose3740]

How tall are you? 6"2'... "oh people like a short one" 😢

[@orimengu]

Lolol I'm 5"2' and was like "Well fuck...you got me there"

[@rosedupont4820]

I love when he cALLED ME A REJECT

[@eve4929]

larping ? laughed for a solid hour just at that bit 😂😂

[@Calummtho]

Love this hahahha hilarious 😂

[@xavierasmr29]

Yayyy! So glad you enjoyed xx

[@sailwindshadow]

LORD JESUS, BITCH JUST SCALPED ME! I FEEL SO ATTACKED! (great vid btw HAHAHAHAHAHAA)

[@sailwindshadow]

THE TRUMP PART HAD ME ROLLING

[@rupert99]

I always wondered whether he enjoyed being rude!

[@marissagonzales7865]

Can you bang on those keys any harder

[@thatsriskybutilikeit]

"Go fluffier" Me: **looks at my afro** "shit, you right"

[@hopevalentine7155]

I saw it said there was bitchiness, it was NOT AN UNDERSTATEMENT. At these moments at 2 in the morning I wonder how the actually fuck I got to this end of the internet from watching Vine's.

[@killzxth]

I walk in and I'm 6'5 He puts on a deep voice "HI"

[@rodnokz]

This video is hilarious!

[@reemie786]

Where’s the jacket from?

[@proxymoxie]

I just can't get over how charming and attractive you are. :( ..so yeah whatever. anyway, gr8 content m8.

[@atlas8827]

is it wrong that i subbed to you because i think youre cute?

[@leslie-knope6276]

Xavier, do you have a ig?

[@harryjay4427]

This is an Amazing video, love ASMR that has humour I'm too. can't wait for the next one x

[@tyrannotitanentertainment7579]

You definitely deserve more views.

[@hoseokie3184]

"hair as well, change it." Honey we have the same haircut

[@fanofyou8754]

Your personality, your videos, and you are amazing. Thank you for making them and I hope to see a new one soon!

[@HannahhhRoseee]

“Right okay it’s time to dump the whole trump thing” 😂😂 I love this roleplay

[@sammillington9958]

I normally watch asmr to sleep but I kept laughing, love this video x 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@user-sc9jv6np6r]

This video reminds me of Dean Ambrose, WWE wrestler. Maybe it's how I imagine him in real life. So YOU'RE AMAZING! Hugs from Russia 💗

[@notquiteatory971]

'Extreme sports' is e-sports.

[@GrijzePilion]

I see a good opportunity for a leather sounds video...

[@LetsChatGrace]

you look and sound so much joe lycett!! loved this video lol

[@mreditor5273]

Can you just drag me like this every night? 😩😂

[@michaelnortz8141]

You are funny man Xavier. This had me laughing in my chair. Very relaxing as well.

[@phoebecurless658]

We need a part 2!

[@emmapiper756]

I don't know if it's just me, but you look and sound a bit like Sam Thompson from Made in Chelsea🤔 Loved this video👏🏻

[@sleuthelle]

I had written out my responses but I return bitchiness with bitchiness so I am not putting them here. XD You're a really great actor!

[@xavierasmr29]

Hahaha I would love to see what you said 😝😝

[@sleuthelle]

+XavierASMR Really? Alright, but warning... My bitchiness can sound sort of... silly (at least to some people). I'm sorry but I'm like this throughout the course of the video... I literally had to remind myself that this is a video not an actual person to person conversation. 😂 "Yeah of course... You know... This doesn't really work for me because people think I weigh slightly less than I do, my hair is naturally a poofy train-wrecked disaster that I have to tame before I step outside. Once that's done it's similar to Moana from the disney movie apparently. Blonde hair with my more or less Caramel colored skin? Maybe, but only streaked, not fully blonde. I've seen myself like that before and... No... just... no... I would have to wear blue or green contacts everyday... You know for a matchmaker you yourself don't seem all that qualified... More narcissistic than helpful... Dye your hair black maybe? I mean your natural hair color is fine... but... It would suit you. And all your so-called success? With that attitude? Honey, those were probably gold diggers after your money. Eventually they got fed-up with your arrogant arse and left didn't they? Hahaha no. Actress, actually. Don't think I could handle dealing with that many children at once. I'd have a panic attack..." That was all of the responses condensed into one post. Sorry if that seems whiny or anything...

[@sleuthelle]

+XavierASMR That was the original post before I deleted it and just wrote what was there before.

[@stanstantalent.5605]

Once he dropped the Gaga quote i was like hmmm, then he confirmed it lol. ONE OF US, ONE of US!!!!

[@languor1273]

So funny! Great job really enjoyable 👍👏👌

[@amylouiseoxo]

Easily my favourite video ever

[@TheNinjaSasquatch5]

"short, little porky" " Sir I am 6"3 and I weigh 170 pounds, I don't think I fit either criteria"

[@mwhy1743]

The NinjaSasquatch same in anorexic

[@nath.owen_]

You make me laugh not sleep!

[@DwightLivesMatter]

He was bragging about how he was in popular magazines and he got heard from TV Guide lool

[@dwightfan2013]

Interesting Fun Roleplay Video

[@moothemonster7466]

i was like "oh i dont normally feel ok around straight men" then u started talking 💅💅✨️ i know what u are gurl (IM JOKING DONT KILL ME GUYS)

[@Goodlife2537]

Wow! lot's of tingles!!!!

[@ViZiOMusic]

wow, good!

[@PastelpinkcakeASMR]

i've been sitting here seeing you B**ch about other people before you paid attention to me D:, i'll be like I like your accent. PEACE out boyyyy!~ lmaoo. Good work, i loved this :)

[@cherylbaker4290]

He is cute 😍

[@ciskelewyllie683]

marvelous

[@orimengu]

Are you really british? Because your accent is on point

[@JESUS-qr5df]

u should make more suit fitting a - like videos! i loved them do more !

[@rdyrk8405]

this dude hahah 😂👌 i subscribe !!!

[@castahex487]

He’s very cute ngl

[@snail3678]

Amazing

[@liammew2]

not gunna lie loved 😂😂, but if this was real I would slap him so hard

[@mm-px1kw]

looovvvveeeeee this

[@tyrannotitanentertainment7579]

8:48 possible reference to an upcoming video?

[@StephenMSP]

Brilliant!

[@JobeMinacum]

This reminds me of the movie Bruno, the personalities are similar haha

[@user-sn8cr3hc1l]

I love your bitchy role plays!

[@golden24680]

i felt bad for this hypothetical human being until they supported trump and then the insulting became very satisfying

[@cherylbaker4290]

Obviously marvellous darling

[@MariaCastro-eu2bb]

I'm weak

[@whisperingpinesasmr7100]

Hilarious!

[@pixlluv]

the trump supporter living with his parents in this scenario is scarily accurate.

[@dulce924]

You look like Tommy Dorfman 😍

[@d3monicwolf]

why are you looking to the side in all of your thumbnails

[@notquiteatory971]

I could easily wreck this guy

[@theresaplatypuscontrolling4164]

TRUMP IN THE CITY IS TAKING ME OUTTTT AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@castahex487]

Still single yourself? Lol x

[@salaeir]

Xavier wulf

[@JESUS-qr5df]

thought of that too dead ass

[@redhot654]

This guy is like the SJW version of Milo

[@timeaorosz8786]

Just the face mimics make it bitchy. Your accent still cute. Try harder man. (And I feel bad about the last sentence, because [from face] you are kinda 5-10 years older than me)

[@Tuco_Salamanca3]

It was good until you forced your politicical opinion into it

[@telebambam]

The whole Hillary/Trump & right wing / left wing thing was part of the bitchy matchmaking role play, though.

[@xavierasmr29]

Hey, to clarify, I'm not trolling Trump supporters. The character in this role play connects city slickers with other similar people. Hipsters and professionals from big cities tend to be more liberal than the population as a whole. If I offended you I'm deeply sorry.

[@Tuco_Salamanca3]

Thank you for clarifying then :) I assumed it was just a jab at trump fans

[@VentraleStar]

TheJake lol...out of all the things he said...you decided that was the REAL offense XD

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Trump supporters aren't attractive.