tbh i don't even watch the roleplays to fall asleep any more, i just watch them for fun
@marianrohrbach19867 жыл бұрын
Shadzluver08 Same here
@luminia13775 жыл бұрын
Yus
@amberweatherly16244 жыл бұрын
I end up falling asleep anyways😊
@angelawilson48684 жыл бұрын
I know she's pretty funny!
@ambertoslanderto86347 жыл бұрын
I swear, I don't even watch other ASMRtists anymore. Your videos are solid gold after solid gold, amazing !
@WhittRak7 жыл бұрын
Dang! That's Vegan?! I don't either
@DreamWondersASMR7 жыл бұрын
i was sooo happy that she did a roleplay vid because I freaking love her roleplayssss !!!!!
@waywrdvagabond17105 жыл бұрын
Could you say her videos are....Sparkly~?
@waywrdvagabond17105 жыл бұрын
Not even joking, I LOVE that your "backgrounds" are just a sign related to the theme of the video. Not an insult to you or people who do or don't whatever, but i flippin' love it. Its so funny and it really just makes me smile and that is a hard thing to do, let me tell ya haha
@missunderstoodmal17007 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! My sister-in-law just made me sign up on a dating site. The outdoorsy/active man requirement is SO true!!! There's no way 100% of the single men in this area love to backpack and run marathons. This is too funny!
@viktoriyacollinsworth68357 жыл бұрын
Portia is the perfect name choice.
@ames2277 жыл бұрын
After Daisy failed to find me a soulmate, I came here. (If you have no clue what I'm talking about, Gibi Asmr has a matchmaking video with her character Daisy)
@sarahharper37837 жыл бұрын
WHAT?!?! Daisy is one of my favorite ASMR characters
@allyhaze15897 жыл бұрын
Sarah Harper SAME
@Burstify7 жыл бұрын
Sarah Harper Same
@glouissier7 жыл бұрын
Same! ( I FOUND MY ASMR FAM )
@reginageorge35807 жыл бұрын
Lemon Mia SAME ❤️
@saranohmusic575 жыл бұрын
I have a confession.... your videos rarely give me tingles. But your comedy is so GENIUS that I keep coming back for more!! Love the "Sparkly Friend" series & the "Bitchy Librarian" series too. You're so creative!
@juliavazquez52225 жыл бұрын
“Your organization skills are psychotic” me too girl
@methos1017 жыл бұрын
This was great. You are not stable. I laughed when you said Mc hammer baggy pants 😂. Great job Mary 😊.
@reginageorge35807 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna crush your spirit... YET 💀
@chlo.liz095 жыл бұрын
Regina George
@MonotonousOwl7 жыл бұрын
I become too invested in your roleplaying that I usually can't fall asleep, this content is hilarious I love it!
@Redmel97 жыл бұрын
Just saw the title and thought OMG this is going to be the greatest video ever (true fact: I think this before watching all your videos!)
@KaoticDreww7 жыл бұрын
Melissa McCormack facts
@msalyssababy7 жыл бұрын
"What level of desperation are you?" Hahahaha Oh God, you're the best! 😃
@FeelslikeHalloween6 жыл бұрын
Mary, you are absolutely hilarious!!! My sister and I are constantly quoting the funny things you say. Thank you for all of the laughter!
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome! :)
@SaraH-ps8ob7 жыл бұрын
I guess 46 more minutes of no sleep because I wanna watch and laugh at every moment. Lol!
@SaraH-ps8ob7 жыл бұрын
You're the best!
@abbyliz51677 жыл бұрын
i saw the lonely hearts sign and i immediately went "OWNER OF A LONELY HEART"
@laurel9537 жыл бұрын
Omg... I'm so excited for this video. It's my favorite video of KAYsmr... I cannot wait to see what you did with this idea!!
@laurel9537 жыл бұрын
Update: You literally had me laughing within the first ten seconds. "Ya LATE."
@doglady24107 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious! I live in Los Angeles... You'd be amazing at live improv.
@serenesplendorasmr36357 жыл бұрын
I just knew I was going to love this video! Each sentence you say is a goldmine
@marissasimas92587 жыл бұрын
I met my husband on Craigslist 14 years ago lol oops
@kennedynobles91405 жыл бұрын
Marissa Simas how did u not die 😂😂
@nunyabusiness64504 жыл бұрын
Oh that's below tinder 😬
@kristikeller72387 жыл бұрын
Mary! Those glasses are gorgeous on you!!
@asmrrryeah70427 жыл бұрын
That accent though. 🤤
@cid56807 жыл бұрын
When it gets closer to fall time, you should do a video where harvest decorates for fall. Almost like a DIY video but with natural products like pumpkins, leaves, acorns, stuff like that 😊
@umbracastaway33797 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard! 🤣🤣 Historic Good Looks🔥🔥🔥
@lunaschneider78127 жыл бұрын
wow, when you asked about my name I thought 'Katya Zamolodchikova' and it played beautifully with your rant about my name 😂
@r0esheen7 жыл бұрын
Owner of a lonely heart by yes is stuck in my head now because of the amazing sign in the background 😂
@helenhraz7 жыл бұрын
I am like 30 seconds in and I can already tell I'm going to love this 😂
@teamgard7 жыл бұрын
Your necklace was like optical illusion. Thought it was a blouse at 1st w your angle. You're like salve on a wound. Slept to your River Road last night and it was calming as Irma winds battered my house. I stayed awake for all Part 1 & tonight shall be Part 2! Thank you 😊
@whisperincolour65757 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd swipe left on this guy.
@mr.gabriel20206 жыл бұрын
"Historic good looks".....that part had me hollering😂😂😂😂
@TexarkanaBraveHeart76157 жыл бұрын
I love these Bitchy Roleplay videos ,With all the laughing im doing this video is going by fast. It's talent like yours that set you apart from the other ASMR artist's who are Good, but maybe not Great:)
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
BorderCity Bandit Thank you so much!
@lucybell17677 жыл бұрын
That necklace is gorgeous. I may have psychotic organizational skills 😂
@kasantar7 жыл бұрын
I can't with you.... I love you. I need to have coffee with you and just judge people as they walk by
@rb41847 жыл бұрын
Porsha needs to be recurring
@Ash-verity7 жыл бұрын
Of you listen to just her voice she sounds like a country version of Pam from the office
@reginageorge35807 жыл бұрын
Her: Your last name is really really stupid Me: IKR!
@emhmcconnell7 жыл бұрын
Please make this another recurring character/story! Loved it
@amypardue49867 жыл бұрын
I am out my mind lmao this is totally gold 😂😂😂👍👌😄😄😄😉💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😄😄
@goodstorylover7 жыл бұрын
"I understand that you are smart....ish" :o) :o) And may I just say that I really like your necklace.
@foxlove17266 жыл бұрын
"No lonely hearts" well I'm not supposed to be here
@nunyabusiness64504 жыл бұрын
Dw there's an asterisk
@haleighcox59397 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I've ever been to a video 😊
@sarahharper37837 жыл бұрын
How do you do it? Your characters are amazing. Every time you post a first video with a new character they give me so many tingles.
@sarahharper37837 жыл бұрын
Also October 2nd is my birthday!
@RegretfulGreedler7 жыл бұрын
I live in North Port, Florida, roughly exactly where Irma is expected to make landfall tomorrow night. Understandably, we're all especially nervous, especially with our mother off to work and only able to come home Monday night at the earliest. If the roads are bad, it'll be indefinite, and we're likely to lose power for weeks. Thank you for this; it helped to take my mind away from what's coming in the very near future.
@teamgard7 жыл бұрын
Kay : It was such a welcome retreat from all things Irma. Signed, Another Floridian Hope y'all stay safe. It's just like a big nor'easter where i'm at. 🕊🍃
@gumswashington52036 жыл бұрын
what level of desperation are we talking about here? dude you are so funny and I love your approach/style of ASMR is awesome
@ms.annthrope4207 жыл бұрын
Bitchy QVC/Home shopping network would be really funny.
@chlo.liz095 жыл бұрын
" I don't wanna crush your spirit yet" 😂
@picoyap7 жыл бұрын
Im loving the new hair
@malindalee3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed out loud watching an ASMR video before, but "impish" got me
@AnonimousBlue4 жыл бұрын
39:46 You’d be surprised by what we musicians with short fingers can do.
@nicholasschroeder6287 жыл бұрын
"so you have to settle for Michelle"
@parrotmediaproductions4 жыл бұрын
My last name: *has five letters* “why are there so many constants you need to talk to your parents” Me: /oh/
@Jayrocc667535 жыл бұрын
You remind me of someone I know that is substitute at my high school they way you talk
@Staycurious87 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious! I am so very happy I found you :)
@angelawilson48684 жыл бұрын
She's the only one I watch as now as well 🥰
@JemimaDoesASMR7 жыл бұрын
You know you're getting old when you'd 100% go for the stable, dependable man over the risk-taking one lol.
@xxjust_anniexx7 жыл бұрын
Omg. I loved this.
@vannarenee1227 жыл бұрын
This. is. GOLD!! 😂😂😂
@Carolina_Cheesehead7 жыл бұрын
This poor man has zero self-esteem left! You've slayed his soul, Porsche. Lol!
@chynaaaaaa27527 жыл бұрын
I love it 😍💞 I'm relaxed but also entertained 😂
@TheInfamil7 жыл бұрын
Let's see how good your matchmaking skills are.
@JH-kw8zy4 жыл бұрын
Portia is LYING to these girls 😂
@olelokupanahaodev19595 жыл бұрын
Love these roleplays
@serenesplendorasmr36357 жыл бұрын
If only I hadn't fallen asleep before the end. THIS time...I'm gonna make it!
@helium18287 жыл бұрын
Please make part two!
@Just4TheWin7 жыл бұрын
LMAO! this whole video made me go in a complete laughing fit!
@shylockwesker55307 жыл бұрын
Oh, this is gonna be good!
@Br0ns0n7 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic. Was it improve or scripted. It seems/feels off the cuff organic.
@isaiahrosales62294 жыл бұрын
I find it very awkward when she just said "I dont look old." even though I'm 18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ryanherron74367 жыл бұрын
Many people have that one person in their friend group who is exactly like this, I am that person
@destinybboswell957 жыл бұрын
love your videos! has anyone ever told you , you look alot like Lennon Parham?
@sarahgarifo5247 жыл бұрын
Ha! This is the exact demeanor (and some sentences almost verbatim) of someone who interviewed me for a job years ago. Suffice it to say that even though I was not late to the interview, I still did not get the job. 😆
@bdanceboxer7 жыл бұрын
Can you do a southern belle female boxer asmr that would be awesome I could get you all the props if you want not a problem look forward to hearing from you take care!!
@laurel9537 жыл бұрын
16:23 - 16:40 My curiosity got the better of me... I'm just curious, what popped into the right side of the screen for a few seconds? Whatever it was, I love how you didn't even skip a beat or glance towards it, haha.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
LaurelFlowers That was my microphone. I didn't realize until after the fact that it was visible in the video. Oops!
@laurel9537 жыл бұрын
Oh okay! That makes sense. Thanks for your reply! :)
@sopheep7 жыл бұрын
With the way you were making "my" last name sound, I thought I might be Welsh.
@pengoschwortz47347 жыл бұрын
I never really got the "Bitchy ASMR" videos. Can someone explain them to me? Like how do they help you relax? (Genuinely asking not hating on you you're amazing)
@leahdavis94347 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they're kind of disarming? I find them funny, and they tend to use a lot of clicky sounds. It's hard to explain, just like it's hard to explain ASMR to people who don't get it
@pengoschwortz47347 жыл бұрын
The Hierophant oh yeah it's hilarious I'm just not sure how it pertains to ASMR
@Monsicorn7 жыл бұрын
"You're a man" Me: When did that happen???!!!!
@luciditymarch__7 жыл бұрын
Manly dog?? Why not a Rottweiler??! Lol 😂😂 I love them! XD
@dbelladay1233 жыл бұрын
OMG! I love you sooo much!
@catygrey8387 жыл бұрын
I'm just an hour late... This is so funny good job XD
@tonys71237 жыл бұрын
Dumpster fire!!!? Hilarious.
@pamelaclary58695 жыл бұрын
Wow she told the address.
@liamburnett79147 жыл бұрын
"your late" bitch i walked through hurricane irma for this be grateful for helping me find a match.
@robertbarlow63597 жыл бұрын
A black lab and we'll name it 'Tank' Hahahahah!
@kalebblack24737 жыл бұрын
Lonely Hearts * = Tones* Hell Year
@bibbybobby34327 жыл бұрын
Omg make one for us females !! :D
@John-dz6vm7 жыл бұрын
I'm not doing online dating 凸
@babyfox33247 жыл бұрын
As a vegetarian, bad lettuce is my biggest fear
@kaylatowe99467 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤been here for a while nice vids❤❤❤
@funnyvideosRawesome57 жыл бұрын
Hey, I met my guy on OKCupid! Lol
@KaelaAngelae7 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you have a script for your role plays but I'm not sure if you memorize them or not. Either way you're HILARIOUS and do such an amazing job on all your vids!❤️
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Kaela Angelae Thank you! There is no script, though. Literally all I did to prepare for this video was to write five words on a piece of paper and find my tape measure.
@tristahnbenn69307 жыл бұрын
Oh good it's 10:24 and I need to go to sleep
@kranky5683 жыл бұрын
people watching who live on 302 northmain street: 😳
@traderlincolnmitchell97867 жыл бұрын
good video
@pamcausey96765 жыл бұрын
So funny, awesome.
@morganmiller74283 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to go on a self improvement kick....Is this unhealthy? Lol
@DwightLivesMatter6 жыл бұрын
Why is there an asterisk next to the “LONELY HEARTS*🚫” sign? Lol
@DwightLivesMatter6 жыл бұрын
Nvm lol
@LoveTodayASMR7 жыл бұрын
😂 don't take it personally 😂😴
@le_Gay7 жыл бұрын
I kind of want to know what his super weird last name!