Extremely Rumbly Stomach 😡🫧🩺

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I don’t know why my stomach was so rumbly but I am not going to complain. It was fun listening to it :D Hope you guys enjoy the video :)

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@officialSgtPepperArc360 2 ай бұрын

You come home to work remotely the next day, and the first thing you notice is me sitting on your couch, crying. - “Hey, hey! Is everything okay?” you calmly ask me. - “No,” I reply. - “David, why are you sad?” - “I… I don’t know. I just naturally feel this way,” I sob. - “Oh, I’m sorry you feel that way.” - “It’s not your fault, [y/n]. The truth is that I have depression.” Having acknowledged how I feel, you come over to give me a hug. While we’re in each other’s embrace, I let my tears flow so I can instantly feel better after we let go. - “There, there, David. Would you like to listen to my heartbeat?” - “Sure.” - “Where would you like to start?” - “Apex.” - “Okay, just let me get situated first. I’ll put the harness on so you can listen while I work.” - “All right.” Unbuttoning your shirt, you set your stethoscope up for me to listen. While you log in, I watch as the membrane bounces up and down on the spot just about an inch below your left nipple. Reading my mind, you breathe deeply and hold each breath, not only for me to notice how your heart changes in rate for each breath, but also to reduce stress. Afterward, your heart rate falls into the 60s and 70s range. 🫀 _Lub dub… lub dub… lub dub…_ “What a sound,” I say to myself, heaving a sigh. A noise comes through your stethoscope, but it’s you giggling and asking me “Feeling better now?” I yawn, not realizing I’m slouched, and then start to doze off, but give you a little smile. “I’ll take that as a yes,” you say. I fall asleep listening to the clacking of your keyboard and the thunderous beats of your heart. Then, after a few minutes, I start to hear your stomach growling. It’s not enough to wake me up from the short nap. _Zzzzz…_ 😴 Break time. You tap me on the shoulder, and I jolt a little. “Did I surprise you?” you ask. “Yes, you did!” I reply. “You can auscultate me if you like.” “Sure thing!” I take my stethoscope out of my briefcase and get ready to examine you while you proceed to lie down. I listen from the tricuspid valve and work my way up to your carotid arteries. Reading my mind again, you take several deep breaths for each spot I assess, and I once again observe the subtle changes in your heart rate. Then, when I move up to your suprasternal notch, I say “Clear your throat real quick if you please.” You obediently do just that, then breathe deeply several more times. Finishing on the carotid arteries, I ask you this: “Take some more deep breaths and hold them for a few seconds.” You do just that, and then, reading my mind again, you take a deeper breath, hold it longer, and then let out a sharp exhale. “Whoa, nice job!” I exclaim. “Thanks! Now, if you excuse me, I just need to use the bathroom real quick. If you’d like, you can work on a project of your own or relax some more to my heartbeat on playback.” “Okay,” I reply. You then head over to the bathroom to do your business before you get back to work. While you’re in there, I check my phone again. “Hmm, not much. I guess I’ll relax to his heart some more,” I say to myself. [The end] *Author’s note:* Dude, you’ve had quite a noisy stomach at the time! I suppose you had a good meal after recording that. I’m sure the sound of your heart beating has relieved a few people of some stress, namely those who had joined your streams, or, in my case, had some sleepless nights, but let me ask you something: Have you tried recording your heartbeat whilst lying on your left side? I just want to know if you have an audible S3. I happen to know a few cardiophiles who do, one of which I’ll link to you in a reply or in Tumblr chat if KZbin deletes the comment immediately. I also look forward to your stream on (hopefully) Saturday. Take care! ❤️

@DokiDokiEnjoyer 2 ай бұрын

Hey, sorry for the late reply. Was very busy the last few days. First things first thank you again for writing an awesome fiction! I enjoy it as always :) To your question. Yes I tried recording my heart whilst lying on my left side but I think I did not hear a S3 while doing it but I am not 100% sure. It has been a while. Maybe a bit late but I will not be able to stream today but I plan on streaming tomorrow. Hope to see you there.

@officialSgtPepperArc360 2 ай бұрын

@@DokiDokiEnjoyer Hey, that's okay. It would make sense to push the stream to Sunday; I mean, you must have had a long week! Either way, I look forward to chatting with you then.

@АлексейРудаков-у2о 2 ай бұрын

After thinking a little more, I decide to do something else. Having seated you on the bed, I put the laptop on the table, take out the strap with sensors, cotton wool and alcohol. Having wiped some areas on your chest, I put on the strap and turn on a special program. For about five minutes, I watch your calm breathing, then ask you to hold your breath for a minute, and then breathe deeply. After fifteen minutes, I complete the rheopulmonography and look at the conclusion. - What's there? - you ask, a little worried. - Everything is fine, - I answer. - You have good blood flow in the lungs. - It's wonderful! - you answer I lie down on the bed and see that you still haven't buttoned your shirt - Can I listen to your heart with my ear? - I ask quietly - Of course, - you answer, moving a little closer to me * The sound of a heartbeat* - Very relaxing - I say, stroking your head Hearing the blood splashing into your atria is captivating. I yawn and fall asleep. You also relax and fall asleep in ten minutes. (I pass the pen to David), and I would also like to ask you to broadcast using a stemtoscope, I want to listen to your heart lying on your side with deep breathing, forced exhalation, and also while holding your breath. And I wonder how your heart will beat if you raise one hand up for a couple of minutes? How was your day? I had a wonderful evening walk with a walker and overall a good day.❤❤❤

@officialSgtPepperArc360 2 ай бұрын

@@АлексейРудаков-у2о I would broadcast if I could.

@DokiDokiEnjoyer 2 ай бұрын

Another really cute fiction. Thanks for writing it. Hmm it is a bit complicated streaming with the stemoscope and lying on my side :/ . I will think about it. Glad your day was nice. I had a really nice walk in the evening yesterday. My day today was also nice. Good night.

@АлексейРудаков-у2о 2 ай бұрын

How was your day? And when should I expect the stream? I forgot to explain that you will only need to lie on your side for 20 minutes :). Good night❤

@DokiDokiEnjoyer 2 ай бұрын

Hey, sorry for the late reply. Hope you had a good start to the weekend. I will stream tomorrow at the usual time. Hope to see you there.

@АлексейРудаков-у2о 2 ай бұрын

SMS comes to me from you: I wrote my heart lying on my side, for the first few minutes breathing through my mouth, then light and heart. If you want to examine me, I can come to you. We meet in the evening and go to drink tea. - I had a good day, you say you “I have it too,” I answer Then you go to bed and wait. I put on the cuff on your hand and put the membrane on the elbow bend, starting the air, and then lower it. - Great indicators! - Now on the side please After careful listening, I palpate the area of the apical shock and your pulse on the neck. - Now we will make you echoc Doppler regime gives your slight excitement. “You have a beautiful heart,” I introduce the sensor close to the mucous process and you slightly squeeze my hand from a little painful sensations. - excellent, the loci is okay too Then I will percate your lungs and write down all the resulting result. Your stomach rumbles slightly and I carefully put the membrane on it. - It's very noisy here After a while, your intestines also grinds slightly while I palpate it. “Fine, you are completely in order, but take a few deep breaths,” and the membrane stands on the lungs. - I'm happy In your lungs clean. To be continued....❤

@DokiDokiEnjoyer 2 ай бұрын

Very beautiful fiction. Enjoyed reading it as always! Thanks for taking the time to write it.

@officialSgtPepperArc360 2 ай бұрын

You can pass me the pen when you finish writing the next part.

@АлексейРудаков-у2о 2 ай бұрын

@@officialSgtPepperArc360with pleasure