ALL OF R/AMAZONREVIEWS

[@zeecaptain42]

Darn it Ralph! Never have his hearing aid in when you have fallen and can't get up!

[@weirdLEXbutok]

7:16 nah that zoo pals review was so valid and justified … i used to want them so bad . i thought that you were considered well off if you ate from them as a kid . but i don’t think my mom ever got them for us . we did however eat from the special mcdonald’s plates from the early 2000’s . i think my mom kept them up to today

[@LizFromDecencyUnited]

Ok, gotta clear something up. At 11:16 he mentions 'it's probably one of those fake reviews that Amazon pays to boost things up'... Well, believe it or not, I'M an Amazon product tester. Seriously! For real! And, I'm going to share a little secret with all of my EzPz and EmKay friends, because, hey! it's the cool thing to do! Here's how you can tell if the review on any given product is 'real' or not. Like, if the product was really tested, by a real person, and that the review is legit. When you read reviews, if you see 'green lettering' right under the reviews name that says the reviewer is 'verified', but more important, that the reviewer is an Amazon Voice, or Amazon Vine, you CAN trust the review. See, the thing is this: Amazon doesn't exactly 'pay' us to review these items, at least not in a cash/money sort of way. How we get paid is simple: we get to keep everything we review. And not only that, we get to choose what items WE want to review, and we're not just writing reviews on whatever Amazon wants to throw at us. So, the reviews you see from an Amazon Voice are usually on products WE wanted to OWN, for ourselves, and that WE ordered, of our own free will, and therefore had a genuine interest in, before the product ever arrived at our home. Amazon has a special section, just for us, with around 70,000 to 100,000 different items in it, in all product categories. From clothing to housewares to tools, to xmas decorations, to musical instruments, to cleaning products, to vitamins, to microscopes, to thermal printers, web cams, super glue, yarn, electric scooters (adult size, retail around $600! woohoo! I was actually able to get one of those!), to air fryers, to band aids, to stuffed animals, to bubble machines, to state of the art, prototype thermal/infrared cameras ( i got one of those too! $1000 retail! wooot! I sold it on eBay a couple of weeks ago!) Anyhow, you get the picture. The stuff we review is stuff we wanted to own for ourselves. Our reviews are legit. We are NOT expected, nor required, to write good reviews. Amazon wants us to be as honest as we possibly can be on each review, as it's the VENDOR that supplies the items to Amazon FOR us to review, and to make decisions about whether they want to continue making the product, or if there are design or quality issues that need fixing before selling to the general public, or whatever. Hell, I've written some downright scathing reviews on some items. Expensive ones, even. (I totally trashed down on a new Nespresso coffee maker/frother combo that retailed for over $350.... because it sucked! they were NOT expecting such a negative review, for sure!) Anyhow, if you see the review was written by an Amazon Voice or Vine, you can trust the review. (and for what it's worth, I use the same name there as I do here, so if you ever see one of my reviews... lol...)

[@drewtharaldson9713]

I did not know that ezpz was part of emkay

[@GamerKittyEuphoric]

4:43 person is either on something, or trying to communicate in code... what the fuck lol

[@Nintendo_switch.]

I don’t know why I’m supposed to say

[@Nintendo_switch.]

Just 😂 funny

[@blooky2394]

thank you Nintendo switch. very cool comment 👍

[@Nintendo_switch.]

@@blooky2394 you’re welcome

[@andistansbury4366]

Oh my god it's famous gaming console Nintendo Switch

[@Nintendo_switch.]

@@andistansbury4366 I the unofficial official Nintendo switch say hi

[@o0Cupcakess0o]

The LEDs part i honestly kinda get a bit, i have extreme sensitivities to pretty much all sensations and i can tell you any space lit up by LEDs make me very uncomfortable, and any of those really bright cool lights it just honestly hurts my eyes and head. 100% prefer the old warmer lighting i get no issues and idk i think the warmness adds life i think LEDs make everything look cold and souless tbh :(

44:22 Actually, our UPS driver will stop and chat with us for 5-15 minutes every time he drops off an amazon package. He does this with a lot of people and is basically the king of gossip. I guess it's a small town thing.

44:51 My mom got me this frog even though I'm a mature, grown adult. I love him and his name is Frank.

[@dayzlove4994]

I like how when complaining about condoms they practically complain about how big the weiner being huge.

[@Sans_Fish]

Why do these have like, no likes? THEY DESERVE MORE!!!

[@Gwenpoolthegoat]

Amazon reviews are memers, kids, old people and just genuine reviews wrote wierd

[@babymetalenjoyer]

yup basically

[@indianboyster]

59:47 directions unclear paper stuck between blades didn't cut(shh lefty joke as 99% sure that is a regular pair not lefty ones)

[@itz_bobin3525]

12:50 side guize lmao

[@zomb13_lover]

I love this channel and emkay😊

[@ginabell694]

Id be willing to bet a lot of those Amazon reviews were GISH challenges.

[@Bukki13]

9:05 wtf kinda product is this a review for?

[@BahBahBoie]

Yeah I'd like to know as well, like is it a bedroom toy or something?

[@berenyildirim9810]

So this is just emkay but for some reason rebranded ?

[@Selevann_]

Erm what the goon

[@andistansbury4366]

It's the Tumblr person. GET THEM

[@llifiii]

I was wondering why the vid only had 250 likes and realized it was new 😭🙏

[@FireIzKool]

301 people liked it when theres 7K VIEWS

[@ViktorOrArray]

wAaaaaa

[@Sigma-p3f5g]

First

[@andistansbury4366]

You're going to die someday, and this is how you're spending your life?