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Top Guild GOD. dominating Europa since '04,
Free Icecast, holding too many pockets,
Pekks been shit since Merv was put on the register,
[Rap Verse]
Skull-Manual ready for this one,
N.D.K. Europa's rejects second to everyone,
Croissants and cappuccinos PvP only,
Age of Shadows beta boys,
Destroyed on a shard you created.
[Rap Verse]
Chaz rage logs can't last a fight,
But we'll give it our best in the dead of night,
Even if the armchair puts him to the test,
Quick buy this man a horse let him ride with the rest,
A standard night of Chaz PvP,
I'm going for it I'm going for it,
Dead Grey screen Game over it's done,
Fucking useless player carried on Dan's Back since '04 ,
Finds a new guild now loses every fight,
Traitorous prick.
[Chorus]
Europa's game over time.
Back to Back champions GOD,
S.D. calling for more help,
N.D.K crying in chat,
W. The meat shields on europa
Week after week same story unfolds
[Rap Verse]
Thandor's PvP, an awkward display,
Shows us the meaning of autism, they say,
Press play and walk away, it's all the same,
Quick, get him a wheelchair, dead again, no shame.
In PvP utterly aweless,
Biggest mouth, least impact,
Gets put in a spliff every single fight,
That's alright least Navar knows he is tight.
Which guild is he in this week?
[Rap Verse]
Darkion, the event creator in sight,
Garlic mayo destroyer, his only fight,
Yet can't last 30 seconds in the arena's glare,
Or in real life, till that garlic goo's no longer there.
Getting merked every fight,
He can't end any altercation on the right.
[Rap Verse]
Davey You're buns..
[Rap Verse]
Crunch the angry midget
Been dying since 2011
Transfers to Europa cries zerg,
Never seen again,
You are beans kid
[Rap Verse]
Gov borrows a bokuto just to play
Another thief in the game today
Guess he's putting that good bit of wood
To deep use little slut
[Rap Verse]
PB the preacher we know his game
Hide Pekk quick avoid the shame
Preachers' ways known all too well
In Europa's tale just another Merv
[Chorus]
Europa's game over time.
Back to Back champions GOD,
S.D. calling for more help,
N.D.K crying in general chat,
W. The meat shields on europa
Week after week same story unfolds
[Rap Verse]
Favian the e-lover
loves getting Pegged on Europa and in the States the same
Emily's cat isn't the only pussy in sight
Or the only thing that's getting beaten every Sunday night.
[Rap Verse]
The worst till last, Nurma in the fray
Who the fuck is that guy What's he got to say
Just another meat shield standing in the way
In the grand saga he's lost in the play
[Outro]
Keep recruiting NDK no standards in sight
No skills needed but they show up to fight
Dominated every Sunday week after week
Such a disappointment their future looks shit
[End]