Ah yes, I will totally "pretend" to be your boyfriend. I will totally "fake" being madly in love with you and "fool" them into thinking I'll cherish you forever and going on "fake" dates and it'll be totally "convincing" at our "pretend" wedding giving "fake" vows and "pretending" to live our best lives together because of our "dubious" love for one another.
@alexasmrtalks Жыл бұрын
hmmmm not convinced
@usscva7664 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced
@Resis222 Жыл бұрын
yep thats a solid plan
@grapes3230 Жыл бұрын
Amazing plan man
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
Going Places
@austinwaxler1648 Жыл бұрын
The window knocking in any asmr accelerates my heart beat tenfold, because it sounds so real.
@Danknermal Жыл бұрын
Who wanna delete my history when I die
@malroyyankovich Жыл бұрын
I gotchu
@Resis222 Жыл бұрын
mind doin another bro the same favour?@@malroyyankovich
@StonedElk420 Жыл бұрын
I'll be here for you
@Chilling_in_my_drawers Жыл бұрын
Oh dear god, everyone gon find out I'm down tremendous
@dw36736 ай бұрын
Please delete my too
@jimmyrustler1256 Жыл бұрын
We not making past the end of the year with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@riddhimansingh677 Жыл бұрын
So real
@AmenallahMazhoud9 ай бұрын
I'm not making it to the weekend with this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@esprada Жыл бұрын
praying there’s a pt.2 😢😢
@Idi0t_luis Жыл бұрын
Gotta pay for the full version sadly
@carinito6708 Жыл бұрын
This better be a series😭
@lordofthegames66019 ай бұрын
If my friend came up to me and ask them to pretend to be their boyfriend, I would no longer be friends with them because I’d rather be someone’s ACTUAL Boyfriend then pretend to be one.
@riastradh8 ай бұрын
Seems excessive for no reason
@-diamond-1817 Жыл бұрын
You are now one of my new favorite KZbinrs omg
@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER Жыл бұрын
I already listened to this one on Patreon. Great job, Alex!
@ValAudios4U Жыл бұрын
I love this so much it inspired me to make my own audio channel~
@alexasmrtalks Жыл бұрын
really?! that’s amazing, I love that!!
@ProblematicHuman Жыл бұрын
Of course I'll pretend to be your boyfriend. You let me know how far you want this to go. I'll do anything you need me to to convince that jerk. Wonderful audio
@TheNorthlander Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the meme of the guy who doesn't realize he's married to his friend, very cute.
@AmenallahMazhoud9 ай бұрын
I- wha?... What meme is that?...
@Clavyyy Жыл бұрын
Voice is smooth as ever 💪🏼✨
@AnthonyJohnson-kw3zg Жыл бұрын
you and me?
@AnthonyJohnson-kw3zg Жыл бұрын
@clavyy bet 😂😂😂😂
@AnthonyJohnson-kw3zg Жыл бұрын
@clavyy be mine 🙏
@ungooy7 ай бұрын
"Okay, so punching and assault is off the table. That leaves manipulation, threats, psychological torture, hmm, I may need to break out the books for this."
@italianduded1161 Жыл бұрын
Even before listening to it I already know I am gonna LOVE this 😎👍
@tired_jack7870 Жыл бұрын
Not the knock making me think someone was knocking on my door.. AT 4AM.
@alexasmrtalks Жыл бұрын
LOL my bad
@theeternal2734 Жыл бұрын
Hey Alex, Are You Well? You're Such A Kindred Spirit To Me Your Love Is Intoxicating, Love You ❤️💜
@dorseyerik Жыл бұрын
If he tries to punch me then it's fair game 8:22
@r3dh0ll0w8Ай бұрын
The "Fxxk it, we ball!" mindset kicks in right away
@NomadicDave2032 Жыл бұрын
Don’t think I could fake that.
@JakeSm4sh Жыл бұрын
Love you Alex.
@snek4605 Жыл бұрын
You wanna know whats really funny is homecoming is tonight and I don't have a date 😂😢
@Idi0t_luis Жыл бұрын
I will travel back in time and be your date
@AmenallahMazhoud9 ай бұрын
Who does? Certainly not us when we're out here watching RP ASMR vids!
@hydroporium39147 ай бұрын
U know whats funnier?my country dont even have homecoming☠️☠️☠️☠️
@theghostoftheshadows Жыл бұрын
Am I .. really that low ?
@noygeu6198 Жыл бұрын
Me too😢
@Chilling_in_my_drawers Жыл бұрын
Yea we all are, it's ok though, sooner or later we're gon get outta the pits
@AkuDK606 Жыл бұрын
If you think you’re low, I’m even lower.
@MarkH Жыл бұрын
@@AkuDK606ok Shinji
@thebestdefenseman11 ай бұрын
dude. we all are. hang in there brother we got this.
@jasonenglish3713 Жыл бұрын
I would definitely would hold your hand and also let you choose pet name to make them jealous more. Kiss you will be icy on the cake and keep up awesome and amazing job Alex talk ❤🌹❤️⚘️❤️🌷.
@FNWendigo Жыл бұрын
I am a ride or die friend. Instant yes.
@andrewmah29626 ай бұрын
Plot twist - listener's ACUTAL girlfriend overheard the whole thing
@kalashnidoge Жыл бұрын
Johnny Listener is at it again!
@JettRocket5 ай бұрын
"I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend." Deal.
@Raddkann5 ай бұрын
Makoto Niijima Confidant
@brandonbean27489 ай бұрын
Oh I thought someone was harassing you. Well that's a relief.
@JLocke0113Ай бұрын
1:20 "I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend." Absolutely. I am ready for shenanigans. Let me find a consent form online so we can agree on the appropriate physical and emotional closeness. Oh, and if this goes the romantic comedy route and you fall for me, then you'll need to tell me because I won't get the hint.
@NigGaara6 ай бұрын
I NEED MY BEST FRIEND TO BE MINE ALREADY PLEASE
@billi5920 Жыл бұрын
*zubscribed*
@chuatefifai Жыл бұрын
no.
@JohnWick-qf6lx Жыл бұрын
🤙🏻💯💚
@Michael-ox2cx6 ай бұрын
If I am that hot and popular I'd already have a girlfriend, these kind of videos are unbelievable sometimes, it is a fantasy but it sounds like the uploaders fantasy and doesn't really appeal to most guys. Video is done nicely but unrealistic.
@NateDdragon3 ай бұрын
Who said this was for those kinds of people?
@masonhake4824 Жыл бұрын
Please. For your own sake, turn off the phone. Go to bed normally, then rise and grind. You’ve got potential, king. Use it.
@Stupidman271 Жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is a plot to a NTR storyline