FABLE ANNIVERSARY IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Becoming God With Gold Is Broken!!

[@moneymakingsonny7746]

Spiff: Makes a video Game devs: [Visible Stress]

[@vern00]

Sadly the dev's if this game were shut down RIP lion head Studios

[@Lightna]

@@vern00 the people that worked on it before they went under can still be visibly distressed.

[@vern00]

@@Lightna true that

[@stephen90944]

Did Lion head Studios really go under? Or did Spif make their Studio "available"?

[@vern00]

@@stephen90944 they went under a few years ago

[@Valen7141]

"I'm in the housing market" *Draws sword as approaching a house.*

[@GG-jm6gi]

well isnt that how mobs in the far east do it?

[@thelorp5186]

@@GG-jm6gi the ones to the west as well

[@Reaverbot7]

As long as your sword is named "The Eviction Notice" it's entirely legal.

[@Valen7141]

I mean if you're already the land lord then boom. Just say they didn't want to leave

[@kyotheman69]

its all good you can donate to church they will forgive you and worship you if you throw millions at them

[@nicholaschristensen898]

Being evil enough can let make bandits follow you. Go to twin blade's camp, get the bandits to follow you, you can get like 8 or more. Depends on your evil capacity. Take all the bandits to Oakvale, tell them to unfollow you, and the bandits will start killing the towns folk without costing you any money. It's the raid on Oakvale part 2 😂

[@potatochipappi]

😭🤣🤣bruh

[@Bigc602]

i’m doing this as soon as i get home

[@mcmerry2846]

Lol

[@YoungMrBlue]

It’s honestly unsettling that their camp is right next to oakvale

[@DeadlycheesePeople]

“A terrified population is still a population able to pay rent” -Sir Spiff Machiavelli.

[@holidaycomplex]

i have a theory that every spiff video is a critique of capitalism

[@MrJay_White]

@@holidaycomplex nothing capitalist about the uk property market. its a bunch of stuck up politicians taking 'donations' to manipulate the economy into making the property market a ponzi scheme, which they then protect from itself.

[@holidaycomplex]

@@MrJay_White i'm american so this is news to me. i'll read about it edit: what your describing is capitalism at its finest. of course capitalists would pay politicians so they can remove protections for the working class

[@DeadlycheesePeople]

@@holidaycomplex I personally think they’re just entertaining. Politics is a poison I like to avoid when I’m relaxing.

[@typicallystupidperson1273]

why do i think of ac when i see Machiavelli

[@sauceguardian6722]

“He’s not evil. Just financially creative.” This is probably what spiff tells the tax collectors when they notice they are paying him, and not the other way around. “Sir we came here to clear up some sort of mistake. These numbers aren’t adding up and I don’t know why?” Spiff: “Ah your right I almost forgot your teabag acquirement tax. So I’m going to need to add another hundred pounds to my list of profits.” “What do you mean that’s crazy!” Spiff: “No not crazy, just financially creative.”

[@Theendman42]

I read his line in his voice and laughed hard, that is exactly what he'd say in the exact way he'd say it. Hahaha!

[@willparry530]

@Fuck Google That's not really relevant, but thank you for showing your true colors :P

[@thefluffles6384]

@Fuck Google almost choked on my apple good stuff :P

[@caynidar6295]

"It's not tax fraud, it's creative accounting!"

[@thecappyking]

the tax collectors are in max confused confusion

[@Lars6138]

"I need to go back in, just to collect taxes, even though I massacered a little bit of the local population". The most british comment. Ever.

[@JK-ei7wr]

Lmao

[@hope6840]

Ras Suprema

[@truefailure6359]

Sounds a little French too

[@dpearson80808]

a little too on the nose even lmao

[@seculartemplar5407]

John Oliver approves

[@Sraye]

"Oh they fell on the stairs!" - Landlord Underwood.

[@takeizo]

Praise our new pope ⬆️

[@bengal4047]

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times"

[@logannickerson4224]

"KZbin algorithm is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" on everyone's homepage

[@d_lom9253]

Brilliant

[@sidekicks3738]

I was literally just complaining about that...

[@SheriffHotSauce]

What do you guys mean? I'm confused

[@sidekicks3738]

@@SheriffHotSauce have you ever watched something one time, then all you can see on your home page are videos relating, or like, the video you saw?

[@SheriffHotSauce]

@@sidekicks3738 Now I understand, But I'm subscribed to The Spiffing Brit. Aren't you guys?

[@zippymills8187]

14:30 imagine walking into the new town you just bought a house in, finding a ton of people doing the same thing, and then seeing your landlord, who has literal devil horns, greeting everyone walking in.

[@1TouchGrass1]

Sounds like your average day in Nashville TN

[@seekingabsolution1907]

It is a company town now.

[@PaxIesus]

Spiff: You must not have a soul. Me, a ginger: It truly is free real estate.

[@wolfpupgaming5922]

Ah yes he was talking to our kind

[@Potato-yr2lw]

Pax Romana relatable

[@benvella1728]

@@wolfpupgaming5922 ey yo same avatar 👏👌

[@vegetableman3911]

*draws sword* Well well, look what we have here

[@Chucklenut_GFD]

Sat Back: Check Relaxed: Check Warm Cup of Tea: Check Saluted Queen: Double Check Time to watch the video...

[@goose4454]

Om gosh! This was a banga

[@raccoonduster]

Gabe Duval, who didn’t

[@conq1273]

You got loisence fer that?

[@halvarianknight4477]

The funny thing is I have a laptop. But the picture of the queen I have floats a foot above the laptop... It makes it real wierd when I go out, be sitting in a cafè working on some paperwork and people are just staring at me in fear and astonishment. Some people will walk up and wave their hands around the picture trying to find a string or something only to catch a glimpse of me starring at them, in which case they apologize and run off. Even had a guy try to steal the picture! Of course it wouldn't budge from its spot over my laptop, so he had the nerve to try and take my laptop! Now I had been drinking Yorkshire gold that day so my strength stat had been multiplied by a factor of Spiff (to anyone who doesn't know one spiff is equivalent to two Keanu Reaves) and promptly backhanded the man removing him from this reality. Somewhat annoyed someone tried to steal from me I left and decided to just leave my laptop at home.

[@adamkaris]

conq 12 ya got a permit fer that loicense?

[@deathbunny3048]

Another one spiff doesn't know is infinite berserker rage. Go into berserker rage. As soon as you see the red glow, immediately pause, save and load. You'll notice your red glow is gone but the bulky form and damage output is now permanent.

[@benzohhhhh]

Can definitely make for a fun replay

[@daviejones6178]

Definitely going to have to try it

[@martinjimenez9938]

I remember doing this back in the day

[@GabiCostin001]

"You can become an arch angel just by donating money" *Martin Luther wants to know your location*

[@dhans2881]

he would probably shot him

[@vincentbarwell5943]

@@dhans2881 wrong Martin Luther.

[@GenosseLuther]

Oh i really want to know

[@nicholasjones7774]

Everyone who is confused with this. He means Martin Luther, preeminent figure of the protestant reformation of the catholic church, not MLK, black American civil rights activist. Also, this joke is very funny. LOL... :D

[@Reishadowen]

@@GenosseLuther Martin Luther is a 16th century German who nailed a list of grievances against the Catholic church to the door of a cathedral, starting the protestant movement. Among the list, was the practice of some clergy "absolving sins" for extra donations. It was basically, "Slip me a twenty and I'll put in a good word with Jesus for you, so you don't go to hell for that drunken orgy you had last weekend." kind of deal.

[@defensivekobra3873]

"I am not evil, just financially creative" Spiffing britt 2020

[@GoldenNebula21]

he literally just played US government lol. Kill people and collect taxes

[@defensivekobra3873]

@@GoldenNebula21 are you telling me the goverment goes from house to house, killing their residents, purchasing the homes, renting them, scamming merchants for infinite money? Please elaborate further

[@drk5orp-655]

@@defensivekobra3873 "Inflation tax" is a proper answer

[@andrea_k342]

A great exploit you also could have used is the ghost sword exploit... Simply use the ghost sword spell, and unsheathe your weapon in town, the guards will get angry and eventually attack you, the ghost sword can then kill everyone (including villagers) without you losing morality, then simply sheathe your weapon and everyone becomes non hostile again.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

That actually sounds like my playstyle in Morrowind. If someone has something I want then I taunt them until they attack. Then there's no repercussions

[@zichithefox4781]

So many amazing quites XD -"He's not evil, he's just financially creative." -"I will not judge you, but I will follow you" C. Skyrim. The marvelous adventures of the great Reanu Keeves are always welcome.

[@ancapftw9113]

Random villager:"what are you doing in my house in the middle of the night?" Spiff: "it's nothing personal. It's strictly business." *draws sword*

[@Dankumemes]

its free real estate

[@mrsynister666]

I've always loved this game BECAUSE of the exploits. A few normal playthroughs and then BAM! Max magic. Fable 2 was dope! Time in the console glitch you could go 20 years collecting rent

[@jeffyt4872]

Actually fable 2 rent could only go up to 150x property value, which would occur in less than 2 months

[@woodlefoof2]

@@jeffyt4872 simply repeat 2 months 12 times But the most efficient method is definitely skip, buy, skip.

[@maxhay7117]

Spiffing brit: "What were the developers thinking?" The developers: "Jokes on you I'm into that shit."

[@captainzork6109]

Thinking?

[@EmilyKveldulv]

Hush, children, and slumber in terror knowing the great Spiff is watching

[@djfoster720]

The Spiffing Brit im sure you are

[@EmilyKveldulv]

@@thespiffingbrit get out of my restroom, spiff.

[@nectarinn3]

Spiff let me drink coffee in peace for once

[@Palemagpie]

@@nectarinn3 stay where you are heretic

[@MagralhoPT]

@@thespiffingbrit how can yokshire tea not sponsor yet!?

[@shay36]

The original Fable was my whole childhood... I always looked forward to weekends at my grandma's house so I could play this on Xbox. And the trophy exploit was literally something I did for hours

[@simonharford4834]

Spiff: I don't get political Also Spiff: Landlords are rich and soulless. They also force people out of their homes. (I fully support this)

[@diablo.the.cheater]

i mean that is not political, just common sense

[@robertlombardo8437]

Well, in the interest of playing landlord's advocate, it's also not THEIR house. 😉

[@livedandletdie]

@@diablo.the.cheater No Landlords can't force people out of their homes. Landlords can only force people out of their homes. And no Landlords aren't rich and soulless, they're generous and caring people who just want a tiny bit of cash each month, to allow you access to one of their homes. You get a roof over your head and they get a small donation each month for allowing you to stay. If it had been me, If I were a landlord, I'd buy all rival property, in a singular town, then with the money that I'd earn from said town, I'd buy up the next town, and the next town, and the next town. And in the end, I'd own all of my nation's properties, which would result in me having about 4 million properties, and if the rent for each property was say $400/month, at 4 million properties that's 1.6 Billions in income per month. After the 50% income tax in my nation, that would result in 0.8 Billions per month, and that would be 9.6 Billion per year in income after tax, this would mean I'd be the person who'd earn the most money and have the most money after only 10 years. I mean 96 Billion in 10 years. And I mean $400/month is cheap rent. I'd then go on to buy up every single property in a neighboring country, and just keep on going, buying up the entire world eventually.

[@darthjarjar6756]

@@livedandletdie Well then you better start

[@strogonoffcore]

that is not politics, that is common sense

[@tohpingtiang4878]

Mr Monopoly: Word of the day! EVICTION!

[@D1rtytaco]

Derick: “I see you eyeing my wedding rings” The hero: “I’d like to buy all your apples please” 😈

[@magicmonster726]

"It turns out the answer to immortality deep down was just having infinite money." Guys we know how Spiff is immortal now we just need an irl infinite money glitch.

[@philkovach948]

That's why Her Majesty has been the head of England for almost a century

[@michaelrauch6455]

There already is one... Diamond prices are ridiculous. I mean they are shiny stones that are not even that rare...

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Spiff and the Queen will visit you to permanently silence you to stop you from telling others how to become immortal and stay the only two immortals

[@probablysmarterthanyou3918]

It’s called the stock market as long as ur patient and know how to correctly operate the exploit u can gain infinite wealth

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Probably Smarter Than You. You are a fool, now Spiff and the Queen are coming for everyone who even glanced your comment

[@MrPhoenix198]

Can't wait for "A Total War Saga: Troy is a perfectly balanced game!"

[@einsamerwolf5548]

+1

[@valheru504]

Legend of total war just did a video on exploits on troy

[@ildeuzgaming5478]

+1

[@TheBeastsHere]

Gutted I missed it when it was free:( I was on steam all night then only found out it was the epic games server a week later lol.

[@teaguejelinek4038]

He already did that one

[@Wichnam]

"Oh my goodness, they added a statistic to measure the average player of World of Warcraft!" Im dying here!

[@danielalolitaelspaz]

I read this comment at the exact moment he said it in the video. I'm also dying.

[@sircharlesninefingers4170]

Can confirm, drinking coffee does give you horns. Doorways are a nightmare. The glowing eyes are good for night reading though.

[@Dragonia]

Coffe makes me insane. But i love it. So if i murder someone its propably bcuz i enjoyed my coffe a little bit too much :p

[@acheron16]

Remember: According to this game, divorce is literally worse that murder.

[@dairoleon2682]

And you can buy divine grace. The religion of Fable must be a proxy of Catholicism.

[@lupomagnotto8306]

It must be.

[@BlueRadium]

@@dairoleon2682 the good morality point meta is giving money. The getting money meta is going on murder sprees and building a real estate empire. By association, the ultimate path to goodness is killing sprees. Good game good.

[@dairoleon2682]

@@BlueRadium I mean, that still seems consistent with the history of Catholicism. It's the chief religion of organized crime for a reason.

[@SafiullahMollick]

@@dairoleon2682 Chief religion of organized crime........... Yap that sounds exactly what happened in the religious wars where in the name of Catholicism, Crusader Knights went and murder anyone they seem fit in Egypt and nearby countries.

[@0ptimusLime]

I remember following the development of the original Fable back in the day via gaming magazines. Back when they were calling it "Project Ego" because they hadn't settled on the name yet. Good times.

[@merk69]

Are we old

[@0ptimusLime]

@@merk69 Indeed we are my friend.

[@theteabagwan2109]

4:21 Spiff: "they both fell on the stairs" Me, an android: 28 STAB WOUNDS

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Spiff didn't wanna leave them a chance.

[@valentineweninger9673]

Wrong, two cuts

[@skyesfury8511]

Nice Detroit reference, teabag. hehe

[@Niub221]

WITH A BASEBALL BAT

[@ISTAYUPLATE]

liked for that promise of 1, maybe used, tea bag C - Need more Reanu Keeves

[@partonknight9882]

What is the name for reanu keeves fanclub?

[@aurochtamer]

Also, unless they fixed it in Anniversary, you can multiply Exp Potions with your Combat Multiplier. You can combine this with a bug where the game calculates Bow damage based on hold long you hold the (there is a cap, but it's absurdly high). The same mission that lets you repeat the Temple of Avo also has the game's first Rock Troll. If you hold a bow shot for about 10 minutes then hit the troll, you'll one-shot it and rocket your Combat Multiplier up to about X65. That turns all your 1000 Exp potions into 65000 Exp potions if you drink them immediately.

[@miguelruiz4613]

It's skorm's bow

[@wastelandlegocheem]

In the graveyard and pqth to the prison there's respawning enemies so a shield there will give you all the exp you can take. Though the hobbe cave works too

[@Zorgdub]

"7 millions seems like enough money." Who are you and what did you do with Spiff?

[@hairypotter5402]

it was more like "7 millions seem like enough money. for now"

[@holzpflock2.081]

Person: "It is good day to be not dead." Spiff: *swing* "you are dead."

[@CTF_Doc]

"Ahhh, I am ded!"

[@HermitRunner]

“Pon pon pon poron pon pon”

[@hentaioverwhelming]

Spiff: Omae wa mou shindeiru Person: NANI?!

[@CTF_Doc]

"Huhn, that guy is ded!"

[@CTF_Doc]

"Yes, I am ded"

[@CiCaruana]

Watching you effortlessly run rings around this game's immensely broken economy makes me feel like a huge mug for having spent the entire game struggling to pay for literally everything

[@The_Reality_Filter]

but you enjoyed the game how it should be played and it's an amazing game.

[@CiCaruana]

@@The_Reality_Filter You're not wrong there

[@PleborianLives]

Could be worse.. I saved the kingdom in fable 3 by making pies 😂

[@Pokeminstcgpocket]

Waiting for the day, "Real Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" fingers crossed he figures out the infinite money glitch.

[@connorgramer6334]

Germany tried that in the 20's didn't work well.

[@georgejones5019]

Be the Founder of Amazon.

[@tybronx2446]

Crime, I reckon

[@benhensley3621]

It's just already having all the money :p

[@Gon.Freecss]

This aged well

[@awesome9650]

C Stands for: "Can never get tired of Skyrim Exploits, that game is truly the epitome of BROKEN"

[@bengal4047]

I've heard the name Reanu Keeves so much that my brain has literally started autocorrecting his actual name back to Reanu Keeves every time I see it

[@vitanecro4955]

Thank you Spiff, I got all the Achievements in Fable Anniversary shortly after watching this and realizing it was a thing. Boy that was a fun time!

[@justingreek6428]

The weirdest part is that the original Fable's economy wasn't even broken. It only became broken with the Lost Chapters DLC, and for some reason they just left it in the Anniversary edition.

[@sergei_gruntovsky]

Isn't it "fixed" in the new difficulty? (buy-sell price exploit I mean) Sell-wrong-item exploit is bad, I haven't seen it before... Not sure if it works/useful there too. Everything else doesn't seem to be that broken. Rent isn't a good way to make money anyway...

[@newa0nn]

the trophy exploit was present in the original version of the game. as were several other game-breaking bugs (npc duplication with shovel used to farm renown, etc.) source: my hundred hours spent playing fable with exploits as a kid.

[@Spiritus_Invictus]

Ow yes it was broken. It just an out of the box thinking.. literally. Now here is the trick. Fable kept track on how much time you were "offline" and apply that in the game. So if you were offline for three days, the game "knew" this because it kept track of the timestamp of your last save. So in return you'll get 3 days worth of rent money. So the trick is: You just buy yourself a house --> save the game and exit to the xbox menu --> alter the time settings as much back in time as it could. --> reload the save --> save it again. --> go back to the xbox settings and set it to the current time and date. --> Tadaa you'll get about a hundred years worth of gold. Note: this also applies to Fable 2 for xbox

[@artolaganus]

@@sergei_gruntovsky it is an offline rpg, if you dont look these bugs up you will probably not notice them at all

[@sergei_gruntovsky]

@@artolaganus I actually stumbled on buy-sell exploit (and the fact that any house can be bought) entirely on my own :) I didn't have internet access at all back then. But I think you're right - my friends knew *only* about houses, though they didn't play this game as much as I did.

[@ijustsawthat]

> donates a huge amount of money to the church to achieve salvation Church : This is how indulgence works.

[@minoxiis3419]

I still remember playing this for the first time as a very small child. I had no video games myself but of course my neighbor owned everything you could imagine. It was literally one of the first games I got to play... Can you imagine the craving I had to go play it more? xD

[@jingo500]

And if I was you, I'd ignore these exploit videos, and just play the original Fable Lost Chapters version. Best for the experience, uhm, again ;) Just with more. Enjoy, and remember I warned you(re missus about that missing family time. So sorry), you will spoil the game using exploits. Knowing how, lets you know how to avoid it. Perhaps a morality test the game notices?

[@danielgodfrey4415]

I been playing fable since it FIRST came out. I was about 7/8

[@kyledonnelly8069]

Storyline, a red eyed demon shows up, slaughters everyone in town then buys up all the real estate and becomes the landlord to various towns. This actually sounds like an interesting story lol got some There Will Be Blood vibes lol

[@coder0xff]

And in the end becomes a saint.

[@Kalleosini]

"the cops basically gave me a slap on the wrists for murder" yeah, that is the privilege of being rich. 10/10 very realistic.

[@Kalleosini]

@Jeffrey Scott I don't know what you're on about all I'm saying is that rich people never do time.

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

@@Kalleosini I believe jeff over here is trying to compare people fighting for their lives with a dude going around murdering people for money, but the iq threshold to make that comparison is lower than the one to write a coherent sentence.

[@Kalleosini]

@@gearandalthefirst7027 Well that is unfortunate, Jeff shall have my thoughts and prayers. I appreciate you helping me understand!

[@kolbywilliams6288]

Ebon Hawk I’m afraid I must inform you that the current event these people are referring to is much more complicated than either person lets on. “People fighting for their lives” is ennobling many people who are either exacerbating the problem, or taking advantage of it. On the other hand, saying it is a “make believe problem” is disingenuous, as law enforcement should be trained better and held accountable for things like criminal negligence, which is what this group of officers will most likely get in my opinion.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@kolbywilliams6288 This, this is good. It has some typos and basic errors, but it's a great argument that properly acknowledges both sides of the conflict.

[@mythmurzin]

there are actually 2 parts of the game where you can essentially gain infinite XP. in the middle of the game where you are warping around, you hit a point where you are in the tunnels fighting an infinite spawn of hobbes, you cast the shield spell that keeps them from resetting your combat multiplier and as long as you keep that up, you can kill the hobbes infinitely with massive combat multipler getting massive exp. and because they are constantly respawning non-stop.....

[@michaelgrubber1135]

"Would someone think of the property!" -John Locke

[@Longshanks1690]

Karl Marx: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@delta138_zam]

*The screams of Martin Luther spinning in his grave intensify*

[@lucatowalker2123]

Seeing this, Spiff rigged up Luther's spinning to a generator to create infinite electricity furthering his exploitive adventures.

[@shippo72]

"Came back from a long hard day's work of "not dying". Damn it Spiff, how is this line so perfectly relevant!?!

[@kristianstaalby8499]

The real surprise is that you got it running on Windows 10

[@jacobjett8227]

This is the remake, and the original still works great on steam as well.

[@awesomeface911]

Also on Xbox if you have game pass

[@reisemnome9967]

I got it run on windows 10 in my pc.

[@don8439]

Spiff: Bippity Boppity imma have that property.

[@marlainathiel1418]

Its bibbity bobbety your stuff is now my property

[@basedlord88]

The donation portion to make yourself look good is very life accurate

[@connorbarton4308]

Temple of avo is the Catholic Church in disguise - there’ll be some kind of effigy to skorn I’m sure

[@LetoShade]

Skyrim because Reanu Keeves is close to escaping if you don't feed him again.

[@bahajirutmspt436]

He needs more souls to continue his slumber

[@smartbull6382]

I was just struck when Spiff referred to Skyrim as Classical Skyrim, is it really old enough to hold the title of Classic?

[@jackvos8047]

@@smartbull6382 perhaps he's referring to legendary edition?

[@liama3287]

He is nearly here for vengeance against Todd Howard

[@ZeheartAznable]

@@smartbull6382 i think he said it because hes broke the game so many times its a Spiff classic.

[@Rescel1]

"The best Exploits are the Exploits you found yourself" - Me 2006

[@terrencehawk8201]

Amen 🙏

[@quinnpruett8280]

Amen

[@MicahCoon]

"Ain't nobody got time for that." -Kimberly Wilkins, 2012

[@cypher237]

@Izzy Kidding how ironic... 🤭

[@jestry7246]

Maybe the real exploits were the friends we made along the way

[@obiwankenobi1608]

I remember playing this game when I was younger and I didn't use any glitches yet it was so much fun. Now that I see this I love it.

[@ZeheartAznable]

"It appears theyve left in a statistic for measuring the average world of warcraft player" Im dead. also Skyrim for the end vote.

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Zeheart Aznable i don’t really get the Skyrim part tho I mean world of Warcraft players are notorious turbo virgins

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Zeheart Aznable also how dare you insult spiff like that 😂

[@Clynycal3953]

hold up.....i love skyrim and I'm not a virgin you have been disproven my friend

[@gohunt001-5]

Also fortnite

[@ZeheartAznable]

@@Clynycal3953 skyrim is about the end question of ck3, total war troy or skyrim.

[@jansenart0]

Anyone else see Spiff as like a digital, violent, British Bob Ross?

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

"There are no mistakes, only exploits." - Spiff probably

[@derkackvogel8237]

The first thing i thought when i've heard there's a new Total War game: this is surely a perfectly balanced game with no exploits and i'm looking forward to a new Spiff video since

[@Reoh0z]

The nice thing about this method is the homes are already furnished.

[@mattparker9726]

Me: drinks an entire pot of coffee whilst watching this video Spiff: two cups makes you a demon lord. Me:...

[@mattlionheart86va]

Hail Satan!

[@Zotorrai]

Coffee; elixir of the gods

[@koishiandhat159]

@@Zotorrai correction sin*

[@DragonGunzDorian]

So have you grown horns, and developed pale, cracked skin yet?

[@dericksonloss]

Now that you're a demon you can already start your real estate business

[@glytchmeister9856]

If you want to avoid killing villagers yourself, go to the bandit camp and have bandits follow you back to Oakvale, then dismiss them to set them loose - they won’t start killing unless you dismiss them. Then, once they’ve killed everyone in the area, make them follow you again and lead them to more people to kill and dismiss again, and repeat. The only villager they won’t kill is the tavern owner and the game master. Alternatively, you can have villagers follow you to the chapel of skorm lol Oh, and yeah, piercing augmentations are actually kind of rare. Duping them would be neat. Also, you can grind earth trolls at the ancient cullis gate in darkwood to stock up on a massive pile of rubies, and then use them to do that buy/sell supply/demand guile exploit for a lot more gold per iteration. And then you can slowly stock up on diamonds by buying them from the bower stone north trader whenever they restock, and then doing the guile trading exploit again for huge amounts of gold, because diamonds are worth a lot, allowing for more room for discounts. You can do this in the OG game, too, but this duping / item replacement glitch is absolutely revolutionary. Oh, also, you can do all of this (except the diamonds / bowerstone north shop bit) before you even take your first quest card, allowing you to access top-tier wandering traders, which are reset to trash tier when you take the wasp quest.

[@yeeheee720]

Perfectly Balanced as all games should be...

[@mariot8732]

But all games already are perfectly balanced, just ask Spiffing

[@Reishadowen]

"Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, to Fable: Bill DeBlasio edition."

[@bradsmithy4380]

Covid opened up alot of property.

[@Thugaim100]

I thought British people were nice.

[@factsandstuff2832]

Bill Cypher edition

[@herrskittler]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zero_Chill_Gaming]

As a native new Yorker this was hilarious

[@hydrogenpcs9274]

Fables soundtrack is one of the greatest of all time. Danny Elfman at his peak

[@AndGoatz04]

"coffee turns you evil" *Wafu, the coffee drinking "Milk Succubus":* [shrugs]

[@yelsvlog994]

Hello sir

[@roguereaver634]

I should show this to my housemate who happens to have been one of the Fable developers

[@geneticwolf8571]

Yes.

[@KeyWiteWolf]

Oh god, please tell us how that goes. I want to hear their reaction to this video. (Also, thank them for their part in helping to make a truly fun and beloved game.)

[@lovesosa3837]

Do it!! Do it!! If you’re cappin abt this do it anyway!!

[@golett0331]

Please, that would be great

[@blackjack2526]

Do it!

[@averagegamer9975]

You just unlocked a childhood memory for me I used to buy all the houses put tax up to full, skip the time on my xbox by a year and take the sweet sweet money

[@pokeme5293]

Ahhh Fable with a mighty moustache. *nostalgia intensifies*

[@Fleeping0]

Honestly spiff is giving free sponsorship for Yorkshire tea, which is an honorable service

[@Thex-W.I.T.C.H.-xMaster]

This may sound insane, but I never knew Fable Anniversary was on PC, I literally just found out about it I'm going to buy this off Steam and mod the hell out of it.

[@AAFcommander]

I love this exploit! I got this game when it first came out. During that time, me and my mother figured out in a few weeks that by genocide means, we could own property and become filthy rich. This is still one of my favorite exploits to this day!

[@Aabergm]

But you don't need to kill, just say follow leave town then tell them to wait and boom empty property. I discovered that first playthough as a teen.

[@dstinnettmusic]

The ”killing people and then renting out their house” exploit was one of the few exploits I was able to figure out as a kid. Guards will come at you iirc, but once you are in the end game you can easily kill the guards.

[@FastForwardPlans]

You don't even need to get into the end game, the strongest weapon in the game can be bought at a store you can reach in the early game, costing about as much as you would expect out of a mid game weapon.

[@AzathothXy]

Just go there at night, cast slow time, kill the tenants. No guard involvement.

[@Wh173c0c0]

@@AzathothXy Even easier is to just get Fireball to level 3. Throw it at a wall and let the explosion/splash damage kill them. The game doesn't register that damage as being done by you. That means that you lose no morality, gain no kills on your stats sheet, gain no bounty, and the guards won't do anything. Perfectly balanced with no exploits. = )

[@AzathothXy]

@@Wh173c0c0 Nice. Though I want the evil points to eventually get Skorm's bow, before purging myself at the temple of Avo.

[@AljeanDesFroj]

Honestly this is a terrifying insight into how the housing market works in the U.S.

[@paradoxofmind]

I see that Albion's religious hierarchy runs on indulgences.

[@LauraQuasar]

Despite playing the fable series for years I have never actually played an evil run

[@perrypierson2249]

They need more grey choices. I tried an evil playthrough but just felt like a douche.

[@chloeschronicals1020]

i only do evil runs and its always accidental

[@Elahdiel]

lol same

[@Shayoni]

the one time I had an evil character was in gosh which one was it. the one where you start in a caravan? where you could buy property without killing people first. I never killed a single innocent person but I ended up with kind of a lawful evil appearance because I bought every single house in the game and cranked the rent all the way up. Now I have to look up which one that was I can't remember. I think it was 2?

[@hds3018]

@@Shayoni That's Fable 2.

[@TheN13]

I remember doing the trophy exploit for unhealthy lengths of time when the game was in it's original release. I don't know what's better, the fact that the re-release contains the same exploit, or the fact that someone can exploit the exploit for for memes over 15 years later. Please keep up the good work

[@EmilyKveldulv]

"the average world of warcraft player" ...i... was playing world of warcraft when he said that :c

[@Oblithian]

I was having sex when he said that. Because as we all know The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced KZbin channel with no exploits, excluding the ultimate aphrodisiac.

[@EmilyKveldulv]

@@Oblithian ah yes, i did notice i creamed my pants when he said "fantastic"

[@anonymoose2210]

Haha I nearly died when he said that xD xD xD

[@defensivekobra3873]

Your comments twenty minutes apart displayed next to eachother, neat

[@defensivekobra3873]

@@Oblithian oh neat what exploit did u use?

[@bigal6274]

- You can make them follow you out of town, tell them to wait, go back and buy their house. No murder required and allows you to buy the houses in Bowerstone, both parts of it. When they respawn they won't run away in fear. - Trading gems to the vendor in Oakdale works better, they're on his "wanted" items list Edit: dude, Fable is my jam, hmu

[@NWolfsson]

OH MY GAWD a way to buy Bowerstone houses? Spiff must know, take a like and a comm!

[@bigal6274]

@@NWolfsson you need "fame" to get them to follow you, can take like 5-6 at a time. The Bowerstone houses in the fancy area are crazy expensive though.

[@NWolfsson]

@@bigal6274 Well I know how to get civilians to follow you, but I didn't know getting them out of town made their houses available... That's nice :)

[@RaveCoaster]

3 years ago they announced the new fable. Wow time flies, welp 7 more years to go till it releases.

[@robot2012rt]

I love that i was inadvertently using this exploit when i was about 11 😆

[@tarrker]

Same here. Except that I was 24. I still remember buying out all of something accidentally and then selling it back. When I saw the price for the resale I was all like "Hang on a second" and my exploiting had begun. LoL :)

[@katzunkaimoto8889]

I love this game so much, this is the biggest piece of my childhood favorite games

[@yourfather8041]

You can just eat tofu to become good and baby chicks to become evil and the apple exploit makes it much faster than going to the temple and possible to do before you even do the first quest

[@lauridskruse4375]

I would love to be able to drink some tea while I watch Skyrim.

[@shinagami7]

A: Crusader Kings 3 I'm looking forward to another adventure of 100 stat man!

[@heccmcgee4352]

Fable 1-3 will always be a wonderful education course in the trials of comedy and game design. I used these exploits as well just by playing it so much

[@Flamingbob25]

2 Million sub goal: Force spiff to drink 1 cup of coffee.

[@343sinbad]

OH YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHB

[@Felix-kd8tn]

Spiff: sets a like goal Likes: Breaks goal like Spiff breaks games

[@343sinbad]

Yeah with in 12 hours

[@3ffinawesome459]

this shit legit made me install fable. played the trilogy as it came out, but this right here? Everything I wanted in the first place.

[@redjoker365]

This unironically is how most properties were seized

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Game: A building has just become available for buying Brit *Ah yes another building has become available for purges*

[@tonysmith3232]

Heh. I see what you did there. Excellent pun!

[@Kelso540]

@Spiff, couple exploits I remember from back in the day: 1. You can save game scum during quests to repeat the donation loop in order to bring yourself back down to the lowest age. 2. (Not exploit) different amounts donated give special items or something like that. 3. You can use the save scum to save loop and gain as many silver keys as you want for the special chests around the world, giving access right when you start the game. I think that's everything. There's also the hilarious werewolf summoning that happens when you spell a curse word in that totem-activation quest.

[@jacobandrews2696]

Wait until Spiff hears about 'indulgences' in the church irl

[@alexanderpalo1924]

POV: You clicked on a poll last week and now you’re binge watching a British guy exploit games you’ve never played. Because algorithm or something...

[@dreadpiratewest6058]

But are you enjoying this?

[@therobbaldwin]

"The secret to infinite life is just infinite money..." *Reaver is typing*

[@TheScheckig]

You could just use the follow emote to gather up a bunch of NPCs and sacrifice them or just let monsters kill them. Letting monsters kill them has no alignment penalty so you can keep your halo and still have all the houses.

[@Drefar]

D: see Spiff Drinking Tea For an Hour in the game called REAL LIFE

[@small_pp_nrgy2072]

This game series is my child hood you have gained a subscriber from this sir

[@thatrandomguy9867]

It’s not “forceful home invasion” it’s imminent domain.

[@IamIK3]

It’s not forceful home invasion, it’s a surprise guest

[@levilandya]

Doomain*

[@toddbuters2301]

Start game, finish your training, get the physical shield spell. You win, congratulations.

[@FastForwardPlans]

Oh yes, the path to unlimited exp in battle.

[@curiosityshop2297]

This game is so firee. I played the whole series and this is still the best one.

[@Chlorate299]

"Good boy points" - Bloody hell, Spiff.

[@kek105]

he should have got some chicken tendies to celebrate

[@LordNanfoodle]

@@kek105 He could dip them in his Yorkshire Tea.

[@kek105]

@@LordNanfoodle yep the ultimate combo, chicken tendies and Yorkshire Tea, if spiff did that he would just be absolutly unstopable