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[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@IanYt_Gameplay]

Cool

[@Darthkermit_frogo]

Cat memes

[@jackattack4254]

👍

[@CLArden]

FNaF Memes.

[@allgamer3679]

No.

[@Kraption]

vaazkl is the kinda guy going through depression because of twitter but gets cured of it because of twitter

[@vesnabernjak-ord8674]

No..no..no! The sam is the type of guy meme has spread to Vaaskl. What has happened?

[@Icethedumbass]

@@vesnabernjak-ord8674no…no…no! Who tf are you and why are u speaking like that

[@Jose-Campos.]

X*

[@ImDetonator_]

​@@vesnabernjak-ord8674oh no. It's becoming contagious

[@APerson-fj6yx]

@Kraption Don’t even

[@digitaldoodles7128]

Imagine being fired over a panic attack after you said “don’t do this thing, I have anxiety” and they do it anyways

[@PonandCon9025]

that feels like it should be illegal

[@vinyldimer]

​@@PonandCon9025Pretty sure it is. The employee said no, citing his panic attacks as a medical reason. They ignored his medical reason and did it anyways. They did not respect his answer nor his medical condition, and still fired him. That company really deserved a lawsuit.

[@paquixyz4000]

@@vinyldimer Which, the guy did sue, they owe him 450K I think?

[@vinyldimer]

@@paquixyz4000 Good, hope they learn to listen to what an employee says, especially when given a reason. This could have been easily much worse if they ignored a food allergen warning or similar.

[@paquixyz4000]

@@vinyldimer That's true, and it's horrible how they dared to then FIRE the worker, and call him "rude" when he had told them.

[@YSL8704]

Damn… That kid had a point with the octopus…

[@stalincat2457]

It's a big problem in Japan.

[@Bellahasfaith]

Now I’m never going to japan

[@PokemonDictionary]

Tentacle hent4i dose not help

[@DatGamer56]

i want to go scuba diving now 😏

[@hannahnoelle590]

@@PokemonDictionaryw-what

[@JWP-56]

Gotta love how a 22 year old Instagrammer thinks teaching kids about one of the worst wars in human history is being hard on kids…that’s kind of the point pal.

[@thatundeadlegacy2985]

The communist revolution in china that killed way more than the germans ever did? or the mongolian wiping out and rping 40 million?

[@ZeRo-bx7lp]

people are soft and want to be nanny'd

[@peacockonaporch2998]

6:02 the tank wasn’t lost, I believe it broke down and they simply did not have a recovery vehicle that could take it back

[@BoomCat99]

Yea the T28 weighed over twice as much as Americas biggest tank of the era so there was no way they were going to be able to move it

[@MartyrLetterK]

It’s known as a joke. Although this fact is equally as funny.

[@jaminn3767]

"peepee poopoo" top 10 most serious sentences

[@eduardchirila8730]

Why does this translate to “baby bump” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@aydenplaysthis]

@@eduardchirila8730 Why'd you try to translate it?

[@eduardchirila8730]

@@aydenplaysthis I am tempted to press every button I see. There was a translate button on my screen and I couldn't help it

[@TehOof_lord]

@@eduardchirila8730 for me it translates to "round peepee"

[@eduardchirila8730]

@@TehOof_lord u could just be translating another language?

[@qwertyasdfghmnbvc]

fun fact henry ford also tried to give his workers a huge pay bonus like 45 dollars an hour because his company became so successful UNLUCKALY HIS SHAREHOLDERS SUED HIM BECAUSE THEY ARGUED THAT A BUSINESS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS NOT THE EMPLOYEES AND THEY WON BOO THE SHAREHOLDERS INSTEAD

[@sariarosegold]

plenty of reasons to boo Henry Ford, but this is not one of them. Ford's shareholders set the precedent that made us all so poor today.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

How to be a shareholder tutorial 1: Give a project money 2: Use the money you gave them as power, use said power to order them into doing the worst possible changes to the product.

[@qwertyasdfghmnbvc]

@@sariarosegold yeah

[@danielhopkins2277]

USA in a nutshell

[@persiancarpet5535]

He also thought Fordland was a good idea. (Fordland is a now abandoned american town in the middle of the amazonas rainforest). He intended it to be his life's work, something the world will remember him for, while disregarding all advice such as: building wild-life proof houses, enforcing strict no alcohol/dance/music/smoking rules, having workers do 8 hour shifts in the blazing heat and humidity.

[@the_grass_is_green]

8:53 She forgave herself 💀

[@redwitch12]

And he's being "petty" for refusing to pay to raise the child of the guy who cuckolded him. Bitch lacks self-awareness in a big way.

[@Rafael-vy5vg]

Ok whoever decided that bald men must have gold in their head, just be taking showers high asf 💀☠

[@skootergirl22]

0:26 Meanwhile a male teacher if having a relationship with a female student: gets fired, arrested, sued, life ruined, possibly unalive himself

[@Evil_kanye]

Facts

[@Julieee559]

Are you trying to justify pedophilia? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@aeiouer9070]

omfg just because the crime wasn't w/ a man and women doesn't mean it's not wrong. it doesn't matter if a man or women did it, it's still wrong. stop trying to make stuff gendered smh

[@KodyKDR]

​​@@aeiouer9070they are saying that if the teacher was a male, society would immediately see them as wrong and would give them worse punishments than what they would do if it was a female teacher, they never said it wasn't wrong if a women did it, but society sees it that way, get a grip dude

[@Julieee559]

@@KodyKDR stop being weird it doesn’t matter what gender it is you can’t justify it the male teacher should get sued and get their life ruined and do should the female teacher🤷🏽‍♀️

[@pogs9765]

That FaceTime couple were on call for a whole fucking year

[@Jtatumlover0]

8:59 she forgave herself for cheating??? Huh

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

7:18 I can see how this might affect kids' mental health a little, not necessarily WWII, but the holocaust. This is why people teach it when you're in 10th grade, you're more mature. But any war can really affect someone badly.

[@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd]

I’m ten and I feel really bad for everyone that was in any war and I know this cuz of drew during and oversimplified it made me go through my country human country ball gacha phase lol

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

@@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd Yeah war is horrible, especially those that fought in the world wars, with gas and war crimes. I suggest staying away from those two for the time being, unless you're really interested and fine with crimes against humanity I guess. Maybe like two or three years? There was some horrible stuff that went on.

[@synergy8879]

this reminded me of a time that some guy told the holocaust survivor that the holocaust wasn’t real and proceeded to pull facts out of his ass about how it wasn’t real. this was as the guy was describing the day he saw his own father get executed in front of him.

[@ArgentinianElectrician]

@@synergy8879 Yeah I don't get Holocaust deniers. There's a bunch of evidence and photos and even people STILL ALIVE that experienced it. It's a horrible and disrespectful thing to say to people who have suffered through it. It's also not good to deny these things, or else it's bound to happen again.

[@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd]

@@ArgentinianElectrician I already know everything an adult knows and war doesn’t effect me that much

[@tearsofIink]

my braincells are receding from all these posts

[@eo123smusicstudio-hr7io]

This gets funnier every time I rewatch it.

[@TimeSurfer206]

"Stabbed through the head... "And you're to blame. "You give Gaul... a BAD name!"

[@felixdagger549]

I only feel bad for the freshman who was at the wrong school.

[@connorinuzuka8319]

At least that mom with the "Those were dates, we don't grade toddlers" knew she just did something stupid

[@mrpug1000]

Tis a rare sight to see a a famous youtuber that posted 2 minutes ago

[@n8thanwithan8]

I one time saw vailskibuim post a video *24 seconds ago*

[@Princesspeachfan456]

46 minutes for me.

[@Home_of_Heartes]

55 for me

[@ACheesyDingus]

@@Home_of_Heartes53 for me, you a time traveller or somethin?

[@Molotovproductions]

😂😮😂😮

[@sandasturner9529]

That one about the teacher student relationship was a real facepalm moment

[@johnwicked1132]

4:25 the most brain necrotic take every made

[@moonjuicex]

3:16 if a man said,"can women please stop trying to be influencers please we need someone to cook and clean", the world would collapse for the guy😑

[@SaGeOwL4891]

1:56 in Italy you can't go to jail if you don't commit a crime that covers at least 3 years of sentence. so if they give him two years in prison for this, he doesn't go there 'cause of what's called "suspension of sentence" until he commits another crime that totals 3 years together with the previous one. Then there is the length of the processes to take into account, where in the meantime the time spent in the courts and under house arrest is removed from the sentence. plus you get the generic extenuating circumstances they give to everyone. so that tourist, if he's really dumb,will pay a small fine and he will be free to do this dumb shits in some other places, including my country again.

[@ThatOneGuyWithTheEye]

Sounds like a U problem. Have fun with ir shitty government

[@persiancarpet5535]

Wtf who thought that system is a good idea?

[@SaGeOwL4891]

@@persiancarpet5535 romans 2.000 years ago

[@TheJMans]

8:45 Makes a joke, gets called stupid

[@insertjokehere3430]

0:55 bro 70k on fastfood bros gotta be the size of a house dam

[@KaidsTrains]

There isn’t one topic of memes I haven’t seen you cover

[@gavinziozios1431]

"Amber Heard isn't crazy, Johnny couldn't handle her." Ah, off to a great start today, it seems

[@somedood9989]

9:53 IDK if everyone knows why Henry Ford's work week 8 hr 5 day work week was so important, but it was basically because before your hours were just whatever your employer felt like. You could have 10 hour 6 day work weeks, and the employer would have clocks that ran slightly slow so it was actually 11 hours. It was WAY worse.

[@KornPop96]

9:43 I seriously doubt her grandma went out of her way to get cancer on purpose. Student loans are just like regular loans. You wanted it, you went out of your way to get it, and you promised to pay it back. Pay your damn bills.

[@flowerykev2134]

exactly what I was looking for

[@KornPop96]

@flowerykev2134 don't get me wrong, we definitely need student loan reform. Get rid of that awful compound interest and get the government out of the business. But yeah, you knew all of this before you got the loan. Pay for it your damn self.

[@flowerykev2134]

of course, there are definitely things we need to do to make the system a lot better however crying about it and expecting it to magically disappear just ticks me off @@KornPop96

[@railroadactive]

I'm in Canada so student loans are different here, but I don't know why everyone thinks taxpayers should be on the hook when it should be the university boards that took advantage of them by charging them for a degree that a career in that field doesn't pay enough to pay back the loan they needed to take out to get said degree.

[@aaronpierson8748]

I think a more accurate metaphor would be if you had cancer and could get rid of it by giving 100 other people a less severe cancer would you? Also its not like cancelling student loan debt is some new cure that someone just figured out. There are just college graduates now and KZbinrs that are so uninformed they cant see the consequences of taking steps like this.

[@williamkorol5246]

Memes make everything beter

[@tristinbrown8505]

On the Goliath one his skull may not be caved in because the rock that struck his forehead knocked him down and unconscious the killing blow was from when David took Goliaths sword and cut his head off.

[@Petalbloom.]

This absolutely made me facepalm

[@spectralcobra6916]

Are instincts like saved presets?

[@PhantoMace2012]

trying to save up enough for a house right now. 8:33 This hurts so much

[@masonspissinger5627]

F's for the turtle- uh... tortoise

[@titanium9945]

20:00 this is also pretty funny because the 1st prayer in a day is at like 3 am and the last one is at 7 pm

[@unknown_nobody272]

That's enough KZbin for today

[@subject9669]

Another day of asking Vaazkl to make video memes

[@zakosist]

3:48 there is also a myth a rougarou cannot count past 12, that post just made me think of it

[@Mika-ph6ku]

The needs to start a gofundme for the medical bills isn't even a big deal though. *Because* he gained infamy for his heroic actions he got more than enough money to cover his medical expenses. I get the overused joke "haha American healthcare bad" but this example had a pretty happy ending for everyone.

[@ShiQingxuanSimp]

9:53 Someone clearly didn’t attend school 💀

[@kallista5194]

1:33. Take issue with Zuck all you want, but let's not take low-blow shots at his family, just to hurt him in the crossfire. They're people, not props.

[@zeepmaphunt]

dude my pc glitched out when he said humans and i thought vaazkl was a robot for a second (1:46)

[@brianhkdk]

15:10 I see two absolutely brilliant people communicating 😀

[@fransthefox9682]

Whenever I want to feel dumb, I look up animals doing complex tasks. Whenever I want to feel smart, I look up Americans doing American stuff.

[@Shadowstorm000]

That man must be doing hell of a good job to burn 500 cal at 2am

[@travisretriever7473]

1:13 Good on him! :)

[@lunarbunny3021]

As a Canadian, our healthcare actually does suck.

[@ThatOneGuyWithTheEye]

The amount of people who think there is such a thing as "free" healthcare are peak stupid. Anywhere were healthcare is given to everyone free of charge it's a shit system that doesn't work. There is a difference between getting a cast put on and actual medicine

[@cybergamez1442]

Noice memes bro.

[@Gemstone_Vodka]

13:54 that’s actually really sad if you think about it

[@_kkv_]

Not her bringing her family who ordered the whole menu each expecting him to pay

[@saadhorsepower8908]

3:18 ngl its actually kinda sad how a basic human right costs more than something that can give you almost all the information in the world. something that should be the cheapest thing, something that should be like water or food, is now one of the most hardest things to get.

[@leol3545]

6:57 bro learned to count from the microwave

[@TheWatermelonSquad1000]

9:31. Or they just like holding the door for people like I do

[@MR.ABYSS1669]

1:50 I would have just thrown him into the hallway at that point

[@dannybones9484]

cark got me 💀

[@Baked-Potayto]

"Pre-order digital games as if they're going to run out"... I'm just going to hang my head in shame for a while. Imma still do it but from now on I'll be a bit ashamed because of it.

[@chelseasheehan9227]

1:47 Dude…..we gave a plant the ability to wield a machete with a robotic arm.

[@luchalegend2185]

15:02 took me a few seconds to realize that was nuketown from call of duty

[@nywherebuthere]

Without stairs you would break your legs jumping from a grounded airplane

[@nywherebuthere]

Reward 100k Medical: 377k

[@yesanameirequested1682]

15:07 the most civil xbox chat argument.

[@forgotagoodname2717]

5:57 damn camo must have been craaazy

[@judet2992]

14:50 It’s a bit harsh but he’s not wrong. Implicit bias left mostly black and non-white areas in the south and other places with less access to fresh food from something like a Whole Foods or regular supermarket. To find fresh produce you sometimes have to drive like 45 minutes at least. It’s called a food desert and leads to more obesity because there are more high-fat options then there are healthy ones. It’s not some grand scheme but the bias of the majority old white planners in the 1960s when this started just didn’t include minorities when planning grocery chains.

[@ClassifiedRanTom]

14:03 - Ha, you’re wrong, monke. I pre-order for the exclusive bonus!

[@drwmusic5704]

4:07 bros bill is outta this world 💀💀💀

[@forceghostyoda5730]

1:46 B1 battle droids irl

[@NONAME-pk3xi]

I lost the few brain cells I had.

[@maryjane4432]

Denmark has 1/9th of the people in the USA

[@Sylv925]

btw the drone qr code thing still works lol

[@CatsAreAwesome146]

4:26 how dare he help people, thats just rude...🙄

[@Evil_kanye]

How dare he do a better job than the whole government! I mean the government surely aren’t causing all these problems!

[@arthur_philyppis]

5:25 as a brazilian, i can say i dont know how to speak english, so i cant understand what am i typing here

[@Toasterovenlol]

NOT THE CESSNA😭😭😭😭😭

[@smallboi1007]

Went through a lot of work to do it, but I have successfully scanned the QR code at 16:04 and it leads to a website about a game that I don’t understand

[@gamerdudeorsomething]

this makes me wanna 😭😭😭😭😭

[@apushman]

2:21 no mercy or excuses lol

[@tacowillprevail]

Bros videos are the best

[@suicidal_psychopath]

6:41 her name is karen 💀💀💀

[@just9911]

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

[@Youxshii]

14:59 FUCKKKKKK I remember the easter egg with the figures you could do if you shoot their limbs off in time

[@CyberV-158K]

Bro nuketown in fortnite? I can’t believe they finally did this collab lolz.

[@vickistanway7704]

2:07 they must have not watched the movie

[@jellyboy5721]

These are the people who drink ocean because they were thirty

[@Carboy45]

3:50 military time is easy as fuck in fact I think different 12 hour is the most confusing shit in existence.

[@marzooqehiya1575]

Haven't watched yet but i bet its awesome!

[@jace2802]

The student loan one is kinda dumb because money doesn't just come out of thin air, it's far from a "cure"

[@justpodzol9681]

11:59 It's crazy how Europe created a bad measurement system and then goes and complains when anything else is easier to understand in real-world situations

[@chelseasheehan9227]

What makes it a bad measurement system exactly?

[@Rusty-the-Protogen]

13:58 Not a long time ago ago i bought a pack of shashliks, it was written on the package that the sticks aren't edible 💀

[@High_Green_Productions]

4:13 Twitter always gets mad when MrBeast does something incredibly helpful or caring

[@leroyspeelt]

VaazkL is the type of guy to apologise after paying a girl money

[@turtlemoosestudios]

i was going to comment something else but then the "everyone can see this" message popped up because i havent been on youtube for a while and I almost had a heart attack laughing and accidentally reloaded the page and I now have no idea what i was originally going to post.

[@TnT_F0X]

8:08 Well dont believe... 'People' cant live like that.

[@3alpha68]

yes

[@tacowillprevail]

Yes

[@fishlordisbest9600]

3:33 the guy who just got a spike of motivation and did a little workout to impress his gf by being stronger and now is single

[@nywherebuthere]

Being rich must be exhausting

[@Darthkermit_frogo]

New vid lets go 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@HungarianComrade]

Imagine calling 24 h time military time

[@artimator4714]

8:21 im out of _✨Breath✨_

[@TnT_F0X]

9:48 Its not really the same thing. People choose to sign legal contracts to get cancer, but student loans just pop up unannounced at any point in life and can be deadly if not treated quickly. Obviously one is a choice and the other is a tragic illness. Maybe face the consequences of your choices instead of comparing it to cancer.