1:53 C.A.T. Catastrophically Acting Trojan

Imagine being the first person to get a wolrd record then you'll get a 2nd one for being the first person to have a wolrd records and it goes kn for infinity ♾️

I don’t feel like the room one is true because I think New York has like the most expensive hotel rooms and they are lovely

4:51 we call them counters

“You’re too drunk Steve! Get in the basket!”

I like this video

3:50 tea

Pro tip related to the Tractor Supply Co. Horse electrolytes: you can buy cracked corn chicken feed for $0.27/lb. No additives or chemicals. Just fructose and basic nutrients. Had a half pound side almost every night for a while with stewed corn, butter, and milk. Like a penny per calorie.

9:56 looks like a a mask with sharp teeth

the gru york one isn't fun

1:39 opp someone got an F

OH SO THE DIFFERENCE IS ON UK-USA LINE??? Okay I'm saying tomahto from now on; does that work this way for potaytoes and potahtoes, too?

5:01 * a week

28:22 is it just me or would i chew on them.

So a hotdog is a taco according to the unifying cube rule

2:01 kids did that in my class till 5th grade, and it was the entire bus cheering 😭, except the driver...

answer for apple one: cut both apples at once, leaving only 2/3 of each apple

I wanna put in my grave when I die, "hahaha, I died"

The teeth were personal I promise we still brush them are dentists are just crap

2:28 the teacher lmao

16:40 jimmy neutron ahh haircut

the +10 health thing is just sad...

Garfield

I’m sorry but if four thousand hours only gets you 23,000 dollars than that’s some serious underpayment

memes so good he couldnt help showing them again! hope you're doing well dude!

Elderly man tries to help his weed smoking friend by taking him on a camping trip, finds new interest with antique jewelry.

My best tip for adhd is when you’re waiting for something or someone and you’re unable to do anything while you wait, I usually clean. Take out the trash, clear my desk and counters, maybe organise some stuff, scrub the shower. Stuff I can’t usually do because my time management anxiety won’t let me

Me: wakes up at 3AM to get in computer Me when its a school day: wakes up until night

“Theres a 5th way” WHAT

“I’ll still take Florida” they had half the US fighting with them last time this happened and they still lost

TF IS SKIBIDI?!

w jaydes album cover in the thumbnail

there are two kinds of tweets here: 1.genuinely stupid shit 2. stuff where the joke is the dumbness

For the thor ID it would be "Sex: yes"

So basically oct all over again?? Lmao

Steve should have given up from the start as he was using a stone pick

I don't hate cats, I just like dogs better.

PLEASE MAKE THE BACKGROUND DARK

“Florida vs Ohio: war of the meme states” is a movie I’d genuinely watch

00:32 'Hi, I'm the wicked wiener.'

I read “IT WAS ONLY A FISH IT WAS ONLY A FISH” to the tune of mr brightside

1:24 Women are not allowed in this world anymore. Well well well I feel like I’ve done something to cause this

The person who said showering isn’t necessary is probably in high school. I feel so sorry for the people around that person who have to smell them. Personally, I struggled to shower all the way back in middle school, where I showered once a week. I was nose blind to my smell and that’s obviously the case with this person. Thankfully I was able to get myself to showering thrice a week (Sun,Tue,Thu) which I’m currently at. Though it’s sad to see that not everyone is trying to better their hygiene for the sake of their own health and for the sake of others. Yes, taking care of your hygiene has health benefits, shocking!

the urge to give this man 10 dollars and say now cry is soo high rn

Wait bro the yassification actually works so well lmao

ayo i have a doubt can magneto lift thor's hammer?

That sure is some crazy food

1:51 Dutch is a real language. People in The Netherlands and Belgium speak it.

14:31 the obvious answer is b c a

is that minos prime