The Japanese Guy Who Decided To Chill After Being Shot in the Face (Our Painful Injuries)

You'd think an arrow to the face would be a death sentence or at least cause a huge amount of pain. What you would not expect would be someone trying to simply sleep it off.
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[@oklahomacannabisenthusiast9983]

I'm not going to lie... A lot of times you take too long to start the story, so I don't even watch the rest. I came for the title, left because of your ADD/ADHD. Lol

[@zachjollimore4339]

Patience is a virtue, and this is his aesthetic. You want straightforward work? Today I found out is good. Karl writes some of the scripts there too.

[@himabimdimwim]

This is Karl's entire video style. If you don't like it, leave. I love his format, and I enjoy his little off topic rants, so I choose to watch him.

[@skele3620]

Just leave then, asswipe.

[@DELTARYZ]

if you were high as balls like your username would imply, you would appreciate the journey he takes us on

[@bambers5155]

Hahahahaha! I think this is one of the most appropriate times I've ever found for the use of the term "irony".

[@jackuvall8061]

The guy who died standing up was Saito Benkei. Commonly known as just Benkei. He was a warrior monk who made his last stand upon a bridge protecting his master Minamoto Yoshitsune

[@mrahmed8033]

Ah I've heard of the name Benkei before

[@taiwoolagunju9289]

KAIGAN BENKEI

[@evanabbott2737]

I’ve heard of that guy.....what a badass he was, making his last stand like he did.🤔👍

[@Ruhrich92]

Not to be that guy but...is that where Bleach go the idea for "Bankai"?? Just "e"s to "a"s. And the bankai works similar to final stand..which is what Benkei was famous for.

[@jackuvall8061]

@@Ruhrich92 Nope. Bankai means final release in japanese. Not related.

[@georgek4347]

The black knight in Monty python's quest for the holy grail

[@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582]

George k FINALLY

[@PinkSwagDemon]

Chicken, CHICKEN

[@thebritishbagman]

Ti's but a scratch

[@theenderdestruction2362]

Him: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT, OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY

[@faithbrosier7516]

*Kyle TinyForest* That's just heroic.

[@animegamernerdo]

Sounds like the name of a pro gamer team. Team Tiny Forest

[@tybronx2446]

It does sound very cute, ngl. It makes me think of Link from Zelda

[@vex3488]

Dislocated both my hips once. Luckily I also have a neurological issue so I feel much less pain so I have a lot of stories like that.

[@qq1933]

I just want Kyle Smallwood to meet Martin Littlewood and start a band called the mini woods

[@Jake_The_Banjo]

Can't tell if you misspelling Karl's name was a joke or not

[@FreedomAnderson]

I broke my Spine while at school. I was told to stop complaining and go back to class.

[@FreedomAnderson]

I have Spina Bifida, so my Spine was deformed to begin with. Due to the curvature I had, my Spine collapsed on itself. The bone broke through the skin and I had lost quite a bit of blood by the time I got home.

[@MichaelSmith-fm5ln]

Lmao, yeah. Walk it off right? For fucks sake.

[@FreedomAnderson]

Michael Smith - I couldn’t walk to begin with.

[@youarealllosers]

@@FreedomAnderson Then just keep rollin, Rollin, Rollin, rollin

[@vex3488]

I had a fractured spine in hockey from a cross check. Could’ve been really bed since I also had a tumor that was pulling the spinal cords so if I took a hit to the spine wrong way I would be paralyzed. Luckily it dissipated recently so I’m free to do all the trampoline backflips I want now.

[@courier11sec]

I know how you feel, Kerl. My name is Ray, and yet 80% of people somehow hear Rick.

[@phantomofchaos4702]

People for some reason don't hear Jason when I introduce myself and instead they hear: Jackson, Josh, Jase and pretty much any name that starts with a J.

[@tuberculosisterrence567]

My names Micah and by now I basically also go by Mike and Michael

[@phantomofchaos4702]

SeismicScene428 once as a joke i think

[@saulreid4269]

I've got the same thing for some reason everyone hears sean when i introduce myself

[@zyechartorisky9879]

SeaWeaselKing just curious cos but is your name pronounced the same way as grandmother in Russian or as in “Jesus was the Micah”

[@bradbucknell3636]

The worst injury I had was when I simultaneously dislocated and fractured my upper humerus. It was pulled out of its socket and the ligament pulled a chunk of the bone out. I started to go into shock in the ER, but when I woke up from anesthesia I felt soooooo much better. Even went into work the next day lol.

[@vibrus91]

Worst injury I had was sneezing my shoulder out of it socket lol it had to have surgery to repair the damage lmao

[@thebritishbagman]

@@vibrus91 fun fact if you hold in a sneeze there is a chance you can burst the vessels in your nose

[@thebritishbagman]

Worst injury I had was when I was playing dodgeball and headbutt a piano when I got hit and lost my balance..... It was pretty funny

[@johnnygallagher9309]

I got compartment syndrome from my lumbar area dwn to my toes. The whole lower half of my body swelled up and cut off the blood supply to my lower body. I was paralysed for a year while my nerves healed. Dr's can diagnose compartment syndrome when they walk onto a ward by the screaming. Had to have nithe thighs cut open on inside and outside and across each but cheeks Not fun. Seriously not fun.

[@YEs69th420]

The worst thing about correcting someone on your name is when they invariably say the same thing again as if *you* don't know *your* own name.

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

Goooood it's annoying to hear

[@thebritishbagman]

It's the same when people try and spell your name and do it wrong but when you correct them they insist they are right like you don't know how to spell your own damn name

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

The reason why most people in history are struck in the eyes is probably due to the armor worn by the soldiers being shot as most of it covers the body

[@vissengek]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@vissengek Bows and Bolts rarely penetrate Plate armor and Samurai lamellar armors like the Great armor and the later ones used during the Sengoku period

[@lunakoala5053]

Yep, plus many additional vulnerable points, like the armpits, aren't really accessible. So if an arrow actually manages to kill somebody in full armor it ought to be a hit like this. That's why gunpowder was such a game changer, bows became really ineffective.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@lunakoala5053 actually its debatable if Arrows were used to Kill (which they can but its very difficult) Plate Armored units or used to kill the horses or simply to confuse the enemy to break the charge.

[@Mrbowmanlm]

A painful and bizarre experience that I remember was when my tooth split in half for some reason and I have to pull both pieces out as salt got into my gum because I was eating fries when it happened.

[@camerashycoco]

That happened to me. I had a molar break right down the middle. Had to pull out both pieces. I was eating a Skor candy bar, hard toffee in chocolate. The weird thing is that it was an adult tooth but it grew back. I think it was a dud. And I did one time lose a (baby) tooth while eating french fries. I nearly broke another tooth when I bit into it. Gross!

[@chJohnJobs]

As a merican myself, It clearly sounds like you're saying karl.

[@BemusedOwl]

The Chinese one that ate his eye was xiahou dun

[@wh8787]

When I was working in retail we had big boxes full of pins and tags, supposedly with separate boxes for either but obviously things got mixed up. For this reason I was always careful getting tags out of the tag box because you could never be sure that there weren't some pins mixed in. One of my colleagues took a different approach and just mashed his hand into the tag box, repeatedly getting stabbed in the hands by pins, then loudly complaining that "there shouldn't be pins in the tag box!" And we were like, yeah, sure there should be be but there always are so like, just assume there are and don't mash you hands into the tag box.

[@banjo5224]

The worst accident I've had is I fell over on a trampoline and cut my eyelid open on the spring

[@thewizardofthewoods5709]

I think both of the Japanese warriors Karl mentioned are featured in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which got adapted into the Dynasty Warriors games. The one that got shot in the eye was Xiahou Dun, and the one propped up by arrows was either Dian Wei or Zhang Fei. Not sure what their style names were in the novels.

[@aaronforsythe8556]

Romance of the three kingdoms is chinese

[@aaronforsythe8556]

And I think itd be zang fei defending a bridge for leu bei. Dian Wei dies for coa coa in a fire I think

[@thewizardofthewoods5709]

Correct, I mistyped there. I meant Chinese, not Japanese. I also think it's probably Zhang Fei, but I believe Dian Wei also got propped up by arrows when he fell, so I threw him in for consideration too.

[@darkmafia666]

i think the bridge Japanese warrior was Benkei....famous for dieing by arrow fire but still standing

[@backwoodsbumpkin7209]

January 18th of last year I got crushed by about 800 pounds of tree. Broke my fibula which require a metal plate to fix, 4 ribs, and had a collapsed lung. After 2 months on crutches I was back to walking, then an additional 2 months I was back to running like usual and now I’m holding my ground as a college athlete.

[@GetMiloaLife]

Arrow in the eye -> "very visually interesting" It's taken me 5 months to notice that one

[@alexjackyperson101]

"I was an adventure like you into I take a arrow to the knee"

[@Eagledude131]

When I went to Starbucks with a stuffy nose the barista wrote "Crish"

[@TheKaos90]

I once grabbed the soldering iron. Didn't feel a thing until i realised I WAS HOLDING THE SOLDERING IRON BY THE METAL PART. Knowing lessons about touching hot stuff from old sages, I held on until my skin stopped making weird sounds, so instead of turning my palm into a big blister, the first 2-3 layers of skin were just unusually stiff. No pain, no sting, bad stuff peeled of the next day

[@professortrog7742]

11 years ago i cut a tendon in my hand when emptying buckets of bricks in a container that apparently also contained broken bathroom tiles. That sucked.

[@Sairren37]

Earlier this year, I cut the tip of my finger off with a knife because I was cutting foam for a cosplay and didn't feel any pain until after my mom bandaged my finger too tightly.

[@dagan2000]

as an American Smallwood, the frustration is real when it comes to people taking you seriously when they hear the last name. i'm almost 40 and when i introduce myself on a professional level, i still get the smirks and suppressed chuckles

[@musicmnw1982]

I had half the nail on my big toe removed when I was 16. It was the worst thing I've ever had to deal with. Like someone hitting your foot with a hammer ever time your heart beats. For weeks on end.

[@ck-so8ip]

Heard a British guy on Judge Rinder say his own name, & I know he was saying Kyle, but I swear it sounded like Kyro.

[@brandonwoods2306]

In middle school I broke my collar bone again and not even the doctor believed me it was broken until the xray came back.

[@grace-ct6mn]

Holy crap! I thought I was the only one with the foot thing…thank you for making me less freaked out about it the step on it and everything hoorah

[@SaitosaBard]

In Star Wars The Knights of the Old Republic 2, Darth Sion was so pissed at all times that he shrugged off all fatal injuries. By the time you actually meet him in the game, his body is essentially a mosaic of various life-ending wounds.

[@Sherlock-in-a-Nutshell]

Speaking of the native names, last names of people I know are things like “Iron Eyes, Standing Rock, Sitting Bull, etc.” and I have NO idea how anyone would’ve seen those things after exiting a tipi

[@GadgetSteelmare]

I accidentally stapled through my finger nail once.

[@Vee_Astra]

I once ran face first into a window while blindfolded, broke my nose and the window, but somehow completely unharmed otherwise.

[@kingshack1580]

U guys ,both of you.. are freaking legends hats off to u

[@JamUsagi]

When I was like 10, a huge wardrobe fell on top of me when I stood on the base to try and reach the top shelf. Thankfully the back was lightweight and came off easily on my head, and the frame dragged across my leg, slowing it down before it could crush my feet. I lost some skin and not much else, and I still went roller-skating that day.

[@rog2224]

For somone driven by anger in the face of more and more injury - look up Robert Henry Cain V.C.

[@joeymccrossan1254]

I am from scunny and had my jaw broken in 4 places at church square back in thr day. I cud send the x raay to show you all the metal work in my jaw bone

[@jhorkey626]

As an American, I’ve never had a problem understanding you. I do have to mention however that my mum’s from London, so I grew up listening to an English accent.

[@joshuafleury4017]

I broke my spine and my neck and had to walk home about 2-3 kilometers. I also broke all of my ribs at the same time. Took nearly 5 years until I could stand upright fully again

[@arturosalas7270]

I honestly don't know why I watched it til the end since I'm extremely squeemish (or how ever it's spelled). I just love these videos

[@jkattack2640]

People get hit in the eyes a lot because that's one of the few places a suit of armor doesnt cover

[@krimson_reaper4310]

Most painful thing I experienced was a big ass stingray stabbed me through my ankle when I was like 12

[@bassmunk]

Better story than most! lol

[@alexjackyperson101]

my life is pain

[@JezterApoc]

I didnt even register your last name till I saw you announce your company, which made them both a million times funnier. My names Todd. Mixed accent from moving all over the US mainly southern accent I get the obvious "tom", less common "scott", and even stranger is "Ty"...

[@piegolem2266]

Used to have a really bad recurring planter wart on my foot and had to have the cluster frozen with liquid nitrogen in the ER 3 times before it finally made its piece. As a result I have an ocd about my feet being exposed and can't even wear flip flops or anything without wanting to crawl out of my skin. And my psyche didn't like the experience very much either, I had recurring dreams about it for months. Content warning for anyone squeamish The dream took place in my living room, while I was playing skyrim on the ps4. I would finish talking to a blacksmith or something and feel an itch on my foot, and when I look down at my bare foot and the pad under my big toe, I see the wart cluster has not only come back but nearly doubled in size, and has weird hairy tentacles coming out of it and squirming around. For some reason I put the controller charging cord near it and the tentacles latch onto it like it's making tsaheylu with the cord. I start to apply some force but it resists, then I go full force and attempt to yank the whole thing out, but wake up as soon as my skin starts to tear. Sorry.

[@hunterharwood8563]

My last name was horwood but my parents change it to harwood (p.s. I still get chuckles)

[@Roguechef220]

My most painful injure was when i was in a firework explosion, I kid you not MY entire left arm and part of my face was burnt, and you know i did sat my ass down and drunk a bottle of beer and drove to the hospital, The doctor said it was all third degree burns on my arm and second on my face, He patch me up gave me pills and sent me home, And now i kinda look like two-face. (Edit) I WAS NOT DRUNK WHEN THE EXPLOSION HAPPENED!

[@xerothedarkstar]

I wrecked myself while longboarding one night and went into urgent care to make sure I didn't break my ribs or my skull, and when they came back with the x-rays they asked me when I broke my collar bone (to add the info to my chart), and I'm just like: "What do you mean by that? I broke my collar bone?" And then they said it's not broken now, when did you break it? And I still have no idea.

[@callumcorbin3723]

Karl, I do speak (enough) Japanese and your pronunciation was better than usual. Just fine. Also I've had the image of Kamakura Gongoro Kagemasa on my wall for some years. ...Well technically it is a woodblock print of a kabuki of Ichikawa Danjuro IX's portrayal of him in the play Shibaraku. Probably around the 1895 production. Legend holds that he fought for something like two days straight after being shot but before resting. But about what you guys were saying about this story being retold in Japan... I worked in a ramen shop (In California) for a little while, and the owners were this Japanese family who didn't speak much English. Pretty sure I got hired because I wrote my name in Katakana when they had trouble pronouncing it (never mispronounced it again) and I could deal with the American clientele. There was this multimedia art piece on the wall made collaboratively by the family. One day I recognized one of the faces drawn in marker on the piece as being Kamakura Gongoro Kagemasa's makeup in that Shibaraku portrayal I mentioned before. I asked the owner's wife who it was, even though it was pretty unmistakable, but she basically shrugged and told me it was a samurai. I brought up Kamakura, but neither she nor her husband seemed to know. I explained the story to them. This just makes me wonder. Obviously Kamakura is well known enough by sight, but maybe not his name or deeds... His image is probably just the ubiquitous samurai, the same way Sarutobi Sasuke a la Sanada Juyushi is the iconic generecised brand ninja. If you're wondering about why I know any of this... I have no memory for history or language UNLESS it has to do with ninja.

[@frostyomnic9995]

In 5th grade a hit my head against a metal pole so hard I was temporaraly unable to move my next from the sheer force of impact

[@daniel3553]

Got the tip of my pinky removed as it was crushed, the pressure caused my finger to essentially burst at the top and it looked like a hotdog that's just out of the microwave

[@damonovitch9900]

When I was a kid (7) I hyperextended my left elbow. Not knowing it was broken I rode my bike home. When I got home we went to the hospital and had a 9" rod put in my arm to keep it in place. While in a cast and a rod in my arm I went out and played american football and elbowed my friend in the face (by accident) with my broken in a cast arm.

[@silverdays2909]

Thats bad ass I onec broke my wrist because a little kid pushed me when I was playing american football I was 8

[@Sergeant_Stammer]

Went on a week long camping trip with Scouts once, got told to break some pallets for the fire and being 13 decided to stomp on one to break it, ended up with a nail going about an inch into my heel and I was legit told to “walk it off” as I’m bleeding from the foot

[@scottwiggins1410]

Love your content! Also I fell off a 60ft cliff when I was 17 and broke my back in 4 places and snapped my left humerus clean through, it didn't break skin. Also got hit in the head with a golf club at the end of a friend's backswing when I was 5.

[@drewbaker7125]

My growth spurts resulted in my leg bones growing faster then my muscle and resulted in my knees randomly dislocating from the muscle pulling it out and the instant relief from that is amazing

[@hansolo4017]

There was an Italian general who lost his eye, so he asked a doctor to cut the top part of his nose off so he could see the battlefield

[@nikmona1288]

When I was a paratrooper a bad jump ripped my left arm out of its socket. That was a gnarly surgery and 18 months of physical therapy.

[@johnsemeniuk8230]

My most painful injury must've been getting both my arms caught in a lathe during shops class in Grade... 8, I think. Didn't break or dislocate anything (the only thing I've ever dislocated is my thumb, but I can do that at-will. Never broke a bone in my life). Instead, the sanding belt and the wood combined to burn the back of my hands pretty badly. The scars still act up to this day when it's cold outside.

[@roberttaylor8906]

1:30 i suspect when they think you're saying "Kyle" it's cuz the way you say "Carl" sounds kinda similar to someone with a strong American southern accent saying "Kyle"

[@WattsGaming]

I’m Canadian and I can understand you better then a decent amount of America’s

[@mariennesapphire3521]

Watts_Gaming Watts_Gaming it’s because we use to be British

[@Calruxio]

In High school, I got a concussion the day before but didn't know it yet cause no symptoms had started. Well the next day in History class, I was just sitting there when my eyes started to feel weird. I rubbed them a couple times and after the third time I rubbed them I was almost completely blind. With only about a little bit of space to see out of, I frantically raised my hand and told the teacher I couldn't see anything. That motherfucker actually thought I was making it up and was trying to get out of class and I was just trying to go to the nurses office. He tested me by saying "how many fingers am I holding up?" I got pissed off and raised my voice "I can't see!" He got mad back and said "whatever, do what you want." So I turned around to go back to my seat to grab my stuff, bashed my knee against my desk and jammed my fingers into the wall because I misplaced where the door was. The last thing I heard from the teacher was "real good acting there." Then the fun part started because I had to hug the wall to use as a guide, walk down two flights of stairs, and get to the office. I managed, called my mom to take me to the doctor, and halfway there, my vision slowly started to come back and I yelled "stop the car!" jumped out, and threw up into the side ditch. That was probably the most unique experience I've been through.

[@kolbycanham8528]

When I was 16 me and a friend were messing around with a axe and I tripped and got hit in the head with a dull axe and continued to chop things until I realized how much my head was bleeding then I just walked to the house and asked my family if it looked bad. This my favorite injury

[@richardcox82]

Smallwood isn't that bad. Try my name. Same giggles

[@rexcelsior5415]

I’m not squeamish but that story Karl told about his nail on the water bottle made me actively grab my mouth and wince. Jesus Christ that is terrifying.

[@mrshiftyreckless7708]

Thought his shirt said “death meth” until he moved his arm

[@adeptusvoxradio]

A fun fact I'm sure will be much appreciated is that, in argentinian spanish, kagemasa sounds like "cage masa" which means "I shat dough"

[@bwatts2779]

Dislocated my left shoulder skateboarding....instantly felt faint had to walk a mile home all F uped

[@vali6717]

I have dislocated a shoulder, popped in back in and went back to my day and then maybe twenty minutes later seriously scratched the surface of my eye. As it turns out I also have a rare condition that causes scar tissue cells to not bond properly with my eye tissue so I spontaneously become functionally blind in one eye every six to nine months.

[@NoManLP]

Xiahou Dun(Jia ho Dune) is the Chinese warrior you mentioned who got shot in the eye, pulled the arrow out with his eye still on it and ate it infront of the enemies as a fear tactic to show that even if you dismember this man he is still a monster.

[@1banbha]

the hero of irish folklore Cuchulain/Setanta - basically an Irish achilles - tied himself to a stone after being mortally wounded so he could face death on his feet.

[@SomeDiscussionRecommended]

"Very visually interesting." Did you mean to do that?

[@robertalexander5892]

I played HS Football (American) and at the start of the 2nd quarter I took a helmet to the ribs (I was a defensive lineman). Went to the sidelines, got my ribcage taped up and was back in a few plays later. After the game I had x-rays done and we found out that I had three cracked ribs.

[@eshbena]

I'm that one American who translates accents for my other American friends. LOL Had to practically re-say everything a Scot was saying to my sister since she had no idea what he was saying. It was so funny because technically they were both speaking English, yet needed me to translate for them.

[@Snotnarok]

Fun injury: I was a kid probably like 8 or 9 and tried to move my brothers bike. I fell over onto it and as it was falling it was moving, so the cog turned, pulled my finger into it and pierced straight through my finger tip. It gets better. My mom who was outside runs over and starts PULLING and YANKING me while my finger is literally impaled by this thing. Now my BROTHER comes running and separates us and has to crank my finger out of the bike. The scar isn't visible on my finger but if I write long enough with a wood pencil it used to show up, might not anymore but I rarely see those anymore anyway.

[@DragonEmz]

The worst injury I got was breaking my eyesocket after falling down the stairs... The day before my birthday

[@nicktanaka]

When I was 16, I was in my uncle farm riding a horse without the saddle, only with a rope on his mouth, suddenly the horse got scared of something and ran off to the fields, I had no way to stop it, Soo I pulled the rope with all my strength, in that moment the horse got pissed with me and threw me into the floor, when I got up I saw my arm, the back of my hand was touching my forearm, I simply grab my hand, put it back on place, and had to walk 10 miles (16km) (holding my arm) to reach the main house, now I've got a huge scar and some bolts in my wrist

[@spencermaslen2096]

when i was ~10 i had this MASSIVE wart on my knee and one day i was bored or annoyed or both, so i nicked my dads bowie knife and cut it out of my knee and now i have this giant scar on my kneww

[@k.roberts8541]

I got one, So i was cutting the lawn (which was really overgrown) and i had a close call with a bit of branch, so i went to go pick it up. Turns out it was pretty big and it ended up getting caught in the mower and pulled me in and it clipped off the top of my right index finger. Went to the gp, then the hospital , got stiched up, so i was at home in pain told not to undo the bandage. About day 3 the pressure and pain was so bad i took the bandage off, it had gone purple and green and dying looking. Went to the gp, got those stiches clipped off and man, i felt 100x better even though my finger was rotten. Not sure how long later but it was better enough i decided to take a bath without a bag on it, As i was relaxing and saw something float passed and you know where this is going. So yeah moral of the story, don't do what i did

[@silverdays2909]

I am sorry but I did not listen

[@ihatelimabeans820]

What floated by?

[@Bansheexero]

The guy on the bridge was called Benkei, I believe. This is actually true, my mom is a doctor and when I was in elementary school, she actually diagnosed me with pneumonia, told me what it was, and sent me to school.

[@stelfer]

You know those ab rollers i use to play with then as a kid one time i played with it on a carpet and it sliped and i got carpet burn on half of my face

[@jojotheswede8444]

I sliced open my thumb while cutting bread

[@javiervindel108]

Did the same thing got 4 stiches for it

[@sikliztailbunch]

Just introduce yourself as "Coral" and they will get it XD

[@camerashycoco]

I broke my foot twice in two weeks. Because once was not enough. I was on crutches for 13 weeks. This all happened two weeks after I had a breast reduction, where they had cut through the muscles in my chest and under my arms. The worst part of the whole ordeal was how much my hands hurt from the crutches. Because I was using them correctly. There really must be a better way.

[@Sratruce]

My worst injury? I woke up from extreme back pain one weekend, and after months of confronting my doctor about it, a scan showed I had a herniated disc in my lower back. I have an idea of where it came from, but no real way to confirm it. My theory is that the tiny fall down 1 step(about 2 to 3 feet fall from standing to tailbone on metal stair), landing tailbone onto the edge of the metal step as a preteen, lead to a back injury that got worse with age, and one day my back just said "F it". I also carried multiple heavy backpacks/bags to school nearly every school day, between that small fall, until I graduated, as well as fell (twisting my ankle in the process) many, many times... I'm sure those didn't help my back, either.

[@cepboom1892]

once broke my foot when i was 8 climbed a 5 feet barbed fence dropped down and climbed a 8 feet high garden fence to then jumb with the foot on the ground to then tell my mother my feet hurt a bit

[@tydanvotter7878]

I died when she said “Tiny Forest” 🌳

[@dustinw115]

I just noticed, is this man drinking from Dragon Ball glass?

[@bunniey3290]

I thought this was gonna be about Xaihou Dun, was pleasantly surprised

[@bunniey3290]

Oh nvm he was mentioned as "big dick general"

[@Makkufurai]

While we're sharing injuries: I broke my left leg (shin bone) when I was six, falling off a jetty (we'd just been fishing). The pain was incredible, like nothing I'd experienced then or ever since really. Anyway my dad shrugged it off, and didn't really believe me saying it was broken; me being six and all, lol. So he lifted me up and tried to stand me on my two legs; all the while going "there there my boy, come on, you can stand"! I had to try, it turned out, and it was the fucking weirdest feeling ever, like my leg had become a jellyfish.. Imagine standing with your right leg on wood and the left over a giant piece of jelly; and being expected to stand straight :P. it was allright in the end after rowing my ass in bad weather across the water to get to the car, cause they couldn't carry me (we were at our cabin). Still my left side is not as strong as the right, by far.

[@biscuit8937]

I grew up with friends with the last name Smallwood and we called them all the names you've mentioned but our favourite was always just little stick and we are all native Americans. Spokane and Coeur De Alene tribes we are from.

[@thisaccountisntreal107]

When I first learned to tighten a bike chain I was really impressed with how good a job I did so I kepts tugging the chain and admiring the tension Then I did it while the bike was moving and my fingers went all the way through the gears 1.5 times

[@olakosaurus2233]

Bruh we had a general who got shot in the eye in a battle and then in the other eye in another one. He still lead people masterfully even without sight.

[@surtrgaming1730]

And now, with this video done, I am 452/904 videos done. Or 50% through the 2nd "watch all videos of this channel" I've ever done.

[@vex3488]

Dislocated both my hips once.

[@mrtb7676]

In Drunken Master 2, Jackie and his mate take on a swarm of enemies, his mate doing most of it with an axe in his back.

[@mace6054]

4:16 I feel like the reason is becasue people are gonna write down and remember that one guy who got struck in the eye more so than the guy that just died

[@DuffAgainstPoaching]

I once axed my own foot while cutting wood. Went right through my boot and into my toe. The boot took the majority of the damage. Super glue did the trick to fix them

[@faylinnmystiquerose2224]

Smallwood just reminds me of an old game I used to play a fair bit, and finished a few times too, it was called Dink Smallwood.

[@Nevertoleave]

I was hit by a truck going about 60 km/h. I was on my bike so I had a helmet. When I noticed that he wasn’t stopping I had panicked and turned around, closing my eyes and peddled like mad. Soon I couldn’t feel the bike so I thought I’d hit the curb and opened my eyes to see a red blur (truck) and grey blur (asphalt) and closed them again to wait for the impact. I hit the ground but my bike had gone under the truck throwing me up, over, and clear. I landed hard on my left and smoked my head on the ground. There were huge patches of bruising all along my left side but the helmet did it’s job very well and that was just find. Nothing broken and for years the only long term damage was that my left elbow was a bit numb. I hated the feeling but in the last couple years the feeling has been coming back. There’s still a small patch that’s a bit numb but it’s almost gone now. Spent about 3 hours in the hospital before being sent home. When to school on Monday and when people asked how my weekend was I casually mentioned that I’d been hit by a truck on the Saturday and showed them the bruising. Dumb luck and good helmet could very well be the only reason I’m still here

[@simonwhite2165]

Nearly had my arm ripped out of its socket by an engine. Mate was using a go kart starter "( basically an engine with a big stick that spins) my sleeve got stuck around the Spinny stick, pulled my arm around with it and nearly snapped it right off. My sleeve tore off before my arm did thankfully

[@Drawoon]

A lot of people probably died from arrows to the eye because if an arrow hits anywhere else you don't die from it.

[@KnittingPasta]

We pronounce Carl "Carral" But that last syllable is subtle