Factorio Review

[@MandaloreGaming]

Factorio on GOG - gog.la/TheFactoryMustExpand (Devs stated it will never go on sale, anywhere ever) THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo I haven't actually stopped playing yet. Don't you dare link me any of the mods I've seen too much already.

[@darijusvalciukas2741]

this game is mad once you start playing you cant stop

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Can you review call of pripyat next?

[@GiGiTl]

Nice one bro ! Try Underrail , if you havent played yet i recomend it from the bottom of my heart !!!

[@kyokyodisaster4842]

I feel sorry you got addicted to Factorine

[@TheTurtalitarian]

Satisfactory when?

[@Chiefkid20]

"The developers are threatening to release more updates." This single line is the quintessential endorsement of a game.

[@hellatze]

I hope they really release dirty mining or space exploration updates. Not just graphical ones.

[@Wladislav]

Shortly after that: Virtual Crack

[@Drekromancer]

profile pic checks out

[@Wladislav]

@@Drekromancer 🥴

[@silvertrimhill9844]

hellatze More mobs?, Ooh ooh an under ground tunnel complex filled with new nasties?, Fusion reactors would also be cool, space exploration would be cool mabey?

[@ctographerm3285]

"... The developers are /threatening/ to release more updates." I can't think of any other game where this phrase is completely and unironically true.

[@schmid1.079]

I cannot count the times I used the excuse of a new update to start another savegame.

[@MandaloreGaming]

I avoided the game for about two years straight in development because I knew what it would do to me if I picked it up again. I'm not sure my brain meta will ever truly catch up.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@MandaloreGaming don't worry Mandy, your friends are here to help you get out of the addiction, I hope

[@5789Ranger]

ctographer Cookieclicker

[@pnutz_2]

CDProjekt Red to the rescue

[@tyguy6296]

"yeah im really proud of my factory! stuff goes in over here, goes through several square kilometers of stuff I no longer understand, and good stuff comes out over there. It took me several real world days, and i missed the birth of my son, but I think it turned out pretty compact so its all good."

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ dat username doe

[@crumpledpaper8897]

Yeah

[@aleksapetrovic6519]

Praise the Omnissiah!

[@Wazza555]

Spoken like a true gamer

[@olivetho]

I've started working as a programmer qnd to my horror i realised that my factorio habits have carried over: just last week i was planning on just maybe staying until 18:30 or so rather than the usual 17:30 to finish optimising and redoing some function - i went home at 23:00, and only after somebody came by to pull me out of my zone - because employees are literally not allowed to stay past that hour without being personally granted specific permission to do so from the branch manager themselves (or higher).

[@Steplar98]

"Oh that's a cool factory; how does it work?" "I don't know."

[@01100101011100100111]

The horrifying nightmare game of turning into Todd Howard. "It just works." "Got a couple bugs here."

[@Sir_Bucket]

"Only the Omnissiah knows"

[@Sir_Bucket]

@The Xenomorphian it's close to that. If you know what the Rat underhive tribe is you can skip the next paragraph They are a tribe in the underhive from which I forgot the name, and worship the hive itself as a god, and entities they name "the spirits of the hive". They are normally pascifist (as pascifist as under-hive dwellers can be) and will not attack anyone, except if they go into specific sanctuary they consider as sacred. Those sanctuary are archeo-tech caches. They worship the ancien tech, and believe it is related to the spirits they also worship, those techs seem to give strange powers to their shamans too. So, basicly, the Mechanicum (the pre-Horus Heresy Mechanicus) was born this way if I recall. Peoples didn't have the science to understand the tech on mars anymore. For them, it was magic, holy magic. The scattered cults united into one religion, which became the cult of the Machine God that we know of.

[@masterzoroark6664]

Quintesential Mechanicus Moment

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@Sir_Bucket "THE FACTORIUM IS MINE REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT MAKES!!!" *ANGRY BINARY NOISES*

[@Zeigabibblez]

The factory must expand to meet the needs of the expanding factory.

[@silvertrimhill9844]

ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISIAH!!! ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISIAH!!! ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISIAH!!! OUR TRUTH HATH COME ONLINE!!!

[@masterzoroark6664]

We.Need.More.CABLE!!!

[@silvertrimhill9844]

Masterzoroark666 CABLE FOR THE CABEL GOD!!! TOASTERS FOR THE TOASTER THONE!!!

[@toothpasteman3400]

"you might have a mechanicus moment where YOU don't even know how the factory works" I want to make a factory that spans the entire map that is like totally non understandable but by some miracle works

[@danghostman2814]

"This factory spans three continents and consumes a mountain range every month. The smog clouds from its smokestacks have caused and then resolved global warming by dimming the sun worldwide. What does it produce?" Magos : "Paperclips." "...Paperclips. The $%^& ?" Magos : opens door to horde of rabid, screaming, Administratum adepts Magos : slams door Magos : "Paperclips."

[@toothpasteman3400]

@@danghostman2814 exactly

[@YukonHexsun]

@@danghostman2814 Oh no. No not the paperclip game. Someone call an inquisitor, he's going to destroy the galaxy.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@danghostman2814 Y'all are surprised, but that's one of the small Forgeworld made for the Adeptus Ministorum. The beurocratic fuckers always have a delivery request for metric tons of papaerclips for some reason.

[@EssaysInTheCommentsSection]

Raw ore and oil goes in, rocket parts, artillery shells, and robots come out, what's so confusing about that?

[@witchfynder_finder]

"I have yet to see them breach the self-replicating minefield." That's a fucking terrifying sentence. I love this game.

[@christuncks]

Have a look at recursive blueprints grey goo then, self replicating factory that seeks out and secures more materials.

[@davidbonar5190]

self-replicating and evolving would be like in the movie "screamers" :)

[@DM0407]

@@christuncks Grey Goo should have been so much better received.

[@dragonrabbit7410]

Reminds me of DS9 :)

[@StrikeWarlock]

If its good against the Dominion, its good agaisnt everything else.

[@TheKsenpai]

"But the Developers are threatening to release more updates" normally i would laugh at that statement... but i've played factorio, that's actually scary.

[@epichaley1173]

only for wube are updates a threat

[@welcometohell5798]

I agree

[@johngun4377]

From other games, it’s a godsend, from the devs of Cracktorio, it’s a threat

[@mixia7225]

@@johngun4377 for tf2 it's a godsend, for any EA game it's a devil's advocate, and for any dead game it's usless

[@jonaskonrad]

I mean vanilla factorio needs a few QoL updates and bug fixes. For more content and especially a second playthrough you need mods. Makes it way more interesting and challenging.

[@rogueishcharm]

It's funny how almost word for word the concerns section of the video is being addressed in Space Age

[@jamesdobson4178]

The muffled carameldansen from the labs had me in tears

[@RDaneelOliwav]

Apparently, there's a mod for just that

[@iaminokami381]

@@RDaneelOliwav There is? Where can I find it? I FOOOOKIN NEED THIS!!!! :*

[@delta4phoenix4]

@@iaminokami381 its called labdansen. Discoscience recommended

[@iaminokami381]

@@delta4phoenix4 Nice, thank you bro! Only problem is now that it doesn't work rn bcs of Factorio 1.1 and the mod only works on 1.0, so I guess we gotta start bugging the creator of the mod to update it... :)

[@delta4phoenix4]

@@iaminokami381 yep, or you can edit the configuration file in the mod to make it run in 1.1

[@hiddenshadow2105]

"...may even have a magical Mechanicus moment..." It makes sense, there are so many Tyranids around.

[@thundersoul6795]

Nah, these things are zerg-level. Just throw endless hydraling into the fray until the line of defense runs out of ammo or forgets that they're a potential issue and gets too lax. Rampant-NE biters are significantly closer yet still far off.

[@hiddenshadow2105]

@@thundersoul6795 Lost 'nid strain then? Trying desperately to eat some brains (of the protagonist) to get better chances in life?

[@jimskywaker4345]

@@thundersoul6795 exactly their attacks are literally zerg rushes. I am almost inclined to believe that this is literally in the starcraft universe

[@seanpeacock4290]

Don't tell the biters that they are Tyranids! The last thing my factory needs is a pack of Carnifexs smashing my walls, Zonethropes releasing warp fire into my turrets and winged warriors just doing whatever the hell they please.

[@hiddenshadow2105]

@@seanpeacock4290 Pray to the Omnissiah and all will be fine.

[@heikkiaho6605]

The crack part is quite true. I remember one time playing Factorio so much, that after I stopped playing and tried to read some text on a paper nearby, the letters started to move sideways, turning into conveyor belts and forges, and I started to wonder... Why is there so little copper ore on the copper belt? True story, but I guess I was a bit tired as well.

[@Krilorytheweirdo]

tetris effect

[@dramazing1698]

I did genuinely have a "belts moving on the web page I was reading" moment, and it horrified and intrigued me. I took a break after that.

[@TheJolle]

A single techpriest crashlands on an alien planet...

[@IPFreelly604]

Ah, a challenge worthy of my skills.

[@mehmedmaloparic]

That would be a kickas mod... 40k overhaul!

[@jimskywaker4345]

infested with zerg?

[@Shrike200]

@@jimskywaker4345 Well, 'nids in that case.

[@Daveonimus]

@@IPFreelly604 I am honoured that you require my skill. Initiating construction! *when finally make the rocket* Thank you machine spirit for our safe arrival.

[@aunoum]

"Why is this belt such a mess? Did I fix it or was there a reason and I broke something?" Welcome to enterprise software development!

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

Factorio is very analogous to enterprise software development. Though the lack of nukes is frustrating.

[@aunoum]

@@MrC0MPUT3R what about dropping the production database?

[@Mish844]

@@aunoum we call it "radical query optimization"

[@riyanafrizal4188]

@@Mish844 well gotta chase that "performance optimization" so we could put it in the change log

[@duramirez]

I only know about that, too god damn well. Whelp :(

[@Spacialvekter]

Two constants in Factorio: The bugs must die, and the factory must grow.

[@deisk2707]

or irl: conquer bugs, enslave bugs, to produce weapons, to conquer more bugs, to enslave more bugs, to produce more weapons! Profit: ??? Repeat!

[@Dhips.]

"The only good bug is a dead bug!"

[@nikolassomething3729]

That's not death, that's diplomacy 🙄

[@hueghh3775]

The sheet metal must flow.

[@ArcDemon74096]

Trees are the true enemy

[@sempitraum5541]

"What a fun looking factory maker game" -last words heard from many missing persons cases.

[@Jimbo55151]

This game is the ultimate “blink and it’s been a day, blink again and it’s been 2 months” Watching this review for me is like being a recovering alcoholic and seeing people go to the bar in a show you love IE it’s hitting neurons I don’t want it to

[@provalone]

I'm jonesing so hard right now man.... I was down to just the soft stuff, the browser games on Kongregate that are like if you clip one feature from it and only do that..... But it looks so goooooooood now.... its been years..... just one day, I can just play a little, set an alarm, it will be fine.....

[@Jimbo55151]

Anthony Provenzano Dont give in man...stay strong. For the sake of your REM cycle and sanity

[@mitchellhorton9382]

Rimworld is just better in my opinion so Factorio never really grabbed me

[@DragonHalo99]

@@mitchellhorton9382 The only thing wrong with rimworld is their is not enough warcrimes.

[@mitchellhorton9382]

@@DragonHalo99 lol I don't think that's ever been a complaint about Rimworld so I assume that's sarcasm *for people who don't know you can take the corpses of your enemies/friends and process them for -spare organs -food -"leather" to make hats out of

[@KageMinowara]

I like the fact that you're fighting bugs and your ultimate robot is in the shape of a spider.

[@poggerskekw5903]

I have lost several close friends to the clutches of this monster.

[@toysoldier6093]

F

[@ctographerm3285]

F

[@Bob-fj1hm]

F

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

F

[@StrikeWarlock]

You wouldnt have lost them if you joined them.

[@Sleelan]

Note about the lack of discount - it's actually always been a part of developers' policy, they never do that. Their reasoning is that they priced their game according to what they believe it's honestly worth and would rather see that than raising the price only to then discount it regularly.

[@Volpethrope]

And they don't want anyone to ever potentially hit buyer's regret from buying it right before a sale they didn't know about. It has a pretty in-depth demo and you know what the price will always be.

[@Pawn2e4]

And at £21 the game is a steal considering the 100s of hours you'll put into it

[@Herodegon]

Let's be honest here: the game is worth *WAY MORE* than $30, even when looking at the older versions

[@nalykazule1582]

500 hours in at $20 during alpha was a steal, and it's still a steal now at $30 at 1.0 release.

[@p_serdiuk]

Add to this the fact that it's easy to pirate anyway, but you need to buy it to get mods. So people who can't afford to spend much money on games still have both the opportunity to get fully addicted to it and a reason to buy it anyway.

[@musclesglasses5790]

The idea that there is a constant "Caramelladansen" rave in the blue labs is pure genius.

[@reviewreaper8508]

Not necessarily the source, but a well known reference from a few years prior. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYjdZqiPjNN8a80

[@imperialfist2304]

Is this game essentially “How to make a Mechanicus forge world in a nutshell”?

[@leobracken2316]

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[@Makon0006]

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[@JohnJohnson-dc9yv]

I don't know what you just said, but yes.

[@doodah8370]

Lone Martian Tech priest crash-lands on a tyranid-infested world.

[@234ne14]

Your time is not of importance Your health is not of importance Your relationship is not of importance Discard your rotting human cage Embrace the cold efficiency and logic of the great machine Embrace Omnissiah!

[@wusashicat1]

"can't breach the self-replicating minefield" - The Dominion had that same problem

[@floppydisksareop]

Then Damar solved that problem and the Prophets just ate a couple hundred ships, making the entire thing pointless to begin with...

[@Shedovv]

@@floppydisksareop Can you please, kindly, tell me what the hell are you two on about?

[@enterprise9001]

@@Shedovv Watch DS9

[@floppydisksareop]

@@Shedovv In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine there is a war between the Federation and the Dominion. To prevent the Dominion of reinforcing, they plant a minefield on the end of the wormhole that makes them able to get to Federation space that can't be brought down because every time they detonate or disarm a mine, the one next to it simply creates a new one. In the end, the Cardassians who are allies with the Dominon find a way to bring down the minefield, however because of some weird Deus Ex Machina the aliens that happen to live in the wormhole practically eat the entire Dominion invasion fleet.

[@bogdanbogdanoff5164]

@@floppydisksareop brilliant star trek writing of course, as always

[@sethappleton7628]

My absolute favorite part of this game is when you've gone so far and been building a huge factory for so long that after a while It seems like something completely alien to you. Like it's become it's own entity completely independent of you

[@lobsterfork]

It is the best and worst feeling in the world.

[@leramar]

2:17 "I know not how the divine factory works, only that the machine spirit and The Omnissiah have blessed me!"

[@magicmanscott40k]

Amen

[@lordfriedrick7911]

The Machine Spirit and the Omnissiah must be appeased with the sacrifice of many filty mutant bugs!

[@sportakus3]

The fact that at 5:55 how he made the music less loud just that moment when those 3 research buildings dimmed made the scene worth it.

[@arthuredwards1433]

What song is playing at 5:55?

[@Bishop5466]

@@arthuredwards1433 caramelldansen

[@BrotherSurplice]

King-tier attention to detail

[@RustyDroid]

Even better, I think he -only- did it in the left channel.

[@nekoimouto4639]

I definitely need a mod that makes the research buildings blast muffled caramelldansen now

[@ShootingStar1313]

(2:16) "Mechanicus moment... not entirely sure how your factory works anymore." Yeah, I know the feeling. Happens to me often enough. Great line though!

[@aidanmatthewgalea7761]

That is after 5 layers of complexity

[@comraddisc2783]

I get it every time if i skip even a day of cracktorio.

[@alvintollah]

The more I learn about this game, the less it's about escaping a planet and more about creating a self-sufficient planet harvesting factory.

[@krisztiannemeth6875]

I've seen a video years ago, where the player made a self expanding factory. It had problems but im sure he or she figured it out since.

[@AlphaNumericKey]

As Krisztian Nemeth states, people have made self-replicating factories. It would likely be much easier once the Robot Spiders gain the ability to self replicate.

[@ciCCapROSTi]

That requires the Recursive Blueprints mod, but it's doable.

[@mageofvoid4282]

Reminds me of rimworld

[@silvertrimhill9844]

Jin Bin Ong My tactic for early game: Bring 3+ turrets, 100 ammo for me, 100 for turrets, ~10 grenades per bug spawner. Build and load turrets gradually getting closer to nests then carpet bomb the nest in relative peace

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

Ah yes, the only game where the phrases "More Efficiency is necessary" and "fuck this whatever works" are the duality of a game.

[@zacgarcia9082]

Me and my brother are at both ends of this mentality. Needless to say we argue a lot about our factory setups

[@DamnDaimen]

@@zacgarcia9082 At the end, what matters is production. Get the beakers into the testicles so we can learn to be less stupid and get off this rock.

[@tommygunmitvierm724]

I switch between these like every hour or so, depending on how long I am already trying to set something up

[@cabellones]

as someone who had work in heavy industry... this is true...

[@SneakyLittleHobbit]

@@DamnDaimen I'm definitely going to refer to the research centers as testicles from now on. Thank you.

[@akronred648]

I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but I like how at 6:01 the music momentarily quiets when some of the labs go offline. I'm glad I'm subscribed to this man.

[@0krana333]

It is a mod called discolab

[@AreaDenial]

Actual fucking madman

[@yacabo111]

I just noticed the audio is mixed properly so it sounds like the left ones go offline

[@ProjectXA3]

Oh my god that's great

[@TheArklyte]

So, can we count it as an authentic experince of a person travelling through ranks of AdMech from a lowly human with a hammer, who does everything manually to horrifying monstrosity in a nuclear armed spider mech body that thinks in patterns impossible for normal human mind and controls a whole factory world?

[@rickimaru915]

"The factory must grow" I'm pretty sure that there's an SCP that's a sentient factory that constantly tries to expand itself

[@bryanwallace3307]

Factorio is just a SCP

[@jackbright2125]

There is, it's a bunch of gears that have to be immersed in saltwater because if they un-rust they start projecting noise into your brain until you feed it more metal at an accelerating rate.

[@01100101011100100111]

TBF, there's a LOT of self-replicating SCPs, or ones that can "spread" themselves like infections. There's red water/ice that upon contact with normal water switches that water's phase changes. An organic motherboard that assimilates surrounding material if not kept in a forced hibernation. I think there was even "living" graffiti that could literally infect buildings and do...something (don't remember).

[@Jupiter__001_]

@@01100101011100100111 The grafitti may be the evil grafitti owl who takes people away and consumes them. It teleports when you try to destroy it.

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

That SCP was also an SCP -001 proposal right? I think the Cult of the Broken God, or at least some of it’s members, tried to force the reunification of the Broken God by creating it from scratch.

[@linkh5375]

My base, always: "I swear there was initially a method behind this madness." (Hello fellow spaghetti base builders)

[@gemmasterian4496]

My bases are hell. They are massive sparling over the map and with all the Bob's mods... I am unsure where the oil goes, I am unsure how many titanium plates I have and as if I know where those are going either. The only thing I know is the nuclear and that's just because, I happened to have unlocked that recently...

[@lunakoala5053]

Call yourselves lucky. I'm too much of an optimization neat freat that I'm constantly tearing shit apart and rebuilding.

[@TechyBen]

"I'll make sure I use up 100% of the space"... [Needs 1 more belt line to split off...] "Oh..."

[@Raganui]

A method to the madness... a madness to the method!

[@RimshotKiller]

I mean, can you *really* say that you put your heart into it if it isn't a bloody mess?

[@CorwinTheOneAndOnly]

"The developers are *threatening* to add more updates" Apt word to use. I love negatively connotated words used positively

[@vaendryl]

My wife bullies me into giving her hugs.

[@mineteam0]

it is not positive at all. every single factorio update is a source of PTSD. when I switched from 0.16 to 0.17, I had yellow and purple science ratio recalculation nightmares and had a 7-14-21 PTSD.

[@RDaneelOliwav]

@@mineteam0 simple, start a new map

[@Delta-lb1ck]

@@mineteam0 I wanted to die after that change god damn, you have given me the ptsd again.

[@Neoblaster]

Mandalore: The game is not overwhelming Me: *gets overwhelmed by the tutorial*

[@qbertgaming]

Dont play the tutorial.... just build..

[@X39]

Avoid the tutorials Just run with the Flow (your first few factory are garbage anyways... But the good Kind of garbage)

[@morgana4525]

The 0.7 tutorial is much much better. Downgrade your version. Play the campaign. And then upgrade back when your done. The 0.7 campaign has a mix of guiding the player and letting the player just build.

[@PaulSeoulOLD]

Just take your time and learn at your own pace. If you are getting rushed by bugs, you can turn them off. You play as you like!

[@Dianbler]

You watch ManglePork's videos, he's good

[@phillipmele8533]

Regarding why the bugs attack, the achievement you receive for triggering your first insect attack may offer us a clue. The achievement is named: “It stinks and they don’t like it.”

[@jfarrar19]

So what you're saying is the solution to bug attacks is bathing

[@baerthe]

Ive always tell people when they ask "how addictive is the game" Well its the only indie game ive ever seen go UP in price and the fans cheered.

[@TheVideoNerd]

"You can buy it but at no discount because they realize they're selling virtual crack" lol

[@Joe-xq3zu]

That 'Magical Mechanicus Moment' was why I transitioned to using single product specialized modular sub-factories connected by rail rather than a single mega base. It's a bit more work and probably loses a lot of efficiency, but it is SOooo much easier to track where everything is coming from and going to.

[@IronicallyAlive]

3:47 "lofi industrial radio - beats to build a factory/Extract resources to"

[@Volenzar]

"Oh, it's a girl!" As someone who lives in California, I laughed hard and cried a little at the same time.

[@notanm6616]

As a fellow Californian, I felt that too.

[@buttersstotch172]

Because there are a lot of forest fires ?

[@CourierSiix]

You live in cali? Damn, im so sorry. Much love from ohio

[@buttersstotch172]

@Hammer Go Bonk! We have neither here in Germany.

[@buttersstotch172]

@Hammer Go Bonk! Hmm. The stuff going on in the states is something you would expect from a South Park episode. But for the last 20 years it was real life. But us europeans are actually not in the position, to make fun of you. Pretty soon we will have the same problems here. We copy all the bad stuff going on in the states.

[@UncleFester84]

They should remake this in a 40k theme and call it Manufactorum

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Only if you can build in series titans

[@SomeKindaSpy]

40k mod would be huge. A single lone Magos crash lands on an alien world and creates a forge world.

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

@@SomeKindaSpy he doesnt crash land

[@AntonAdelson]

@@SomeKindaSpy If that thing ever comes out I'm buying this game automatically, no questions asked!

[@voin5371]

Would be dope if you could build tanks, astartes equipment, void ships, etc and trade it off for like diplomacy and stuff.

[@crashcoptr]

Holy shit the detail in the edit at 6:01 is so subtle with the lowering of left audio when the labs go dark for a moment.

[@NoriMori1992]

Holy shit.

[@archbishophavel5050]

Also the little "AH!" the worm makes at 4:28

[@R3GARnator]

He just replaced a sound-file with the music.

[@crashcoptr]

@@R3GARnator Then wouldn't there be at least some audio on the left side if he just replaced the sound file with music? That lab north of him would produce at least *some* left-sided audio, wouldn't you think?

[@Walkingdog1000]

7:35 “as a wise man once said, Ritalin really helps” More lore for the Mand/Sseth extended universe

[@DeriDraws]

The strange case of Dr Mandalore & Mr Sseth

[@silvertrimhill9844]

I want to see an SS13 station populated/governed by their brand of game reviews the question is which roll is ross scot?🤔

[@haydentravis3348]

How's the fanfiction?

[@WingMaster562]

@@DeriDraws Sseth is the Doctor, not only he has the Jewish African Warlord black magic juju, he treated Mandalore and prescribed him with eggs.

[@beageler]

Have you seen 6:52?

[@captainforrix956]

Playing Barotrauma with Sseth? That sounds like a one-way ticket to PTSD and stress issues

[@CoolioMaister]

5:58 not only did you used caramelldansen, but the quarantine version.

[@yeetusdelitus1650]

The Swedish glory of a song

[@jeremiahcstranslations2306]

Thank you! Now I can stop trawling the KZbin comments section. I'm not sure if I've heard this on other KZbin videos. Phineas and Ferb referenced the dance but didn't use the music.

[@HadoukenHero]

Hahaha I came to comment, I was like hold up... Is that...?

[@nathanielleguizamo409]

"I recommend Eggs." -Dr. SsethTzeentach

[@johndoe5432]

Mandalore must have been poisoned with the psychotropic drug, he was threatening himself with eggs.

[@freaknr1]

He's a medical professional. He knows what he's doing. XD

[@Seal-ion]

You have to eat all the eggs.

[@alecetym6246]

Do you know what game that was from?

[@markoerakovic9899]

@@alecetym6246 Barotrauma.

[@carek65]

Mandalore’s character development is weird. He goes from thinking anime is weird in Shogo, now there’s like 5 anime references in 5 minutes in this video.

[@StrikeWarlock]

What's way more amusing is that he did watch anime, but it's the manime genre(mechs) and how he didnt get the point of moe. Now he calls a space bug cute because of its anime eyes while the SFX used is some cringy con video that's nearly 2 decades old.

[@raw1175]

What are these

[@carlosfred8673]

"Nyaaa~! OwO" - Alien Bug

[@DARKREAPER8117]

"THE FACTORY MUST GROW THE OMNISSIAH DOMANDS IT" - Magos Theta Drone 8117

[@senza4591]

Dude, i cannot stress how accurate "where's the light oil go?" "Iunno" is Also "threaten to release updates" is 100% true

[@toddkes5890]

Light Oil should go to your Rocket Fuel production, and if the Rocket Fuel is full then crack the Light Oil into Petroleum Gas to keep up the Plastic production, so you can keep the Red Circuit production going, so you can keep the Blue Circuit production, so you can make more Productivity and Speed Mk 3 modules

[@irrelevant_noob]

Just turn on alt-mode and it should become apparent where each stuff is and goes... [ And for people that hate that it's being toggled off during alt+tabs, like me, we can change the key-bind. :-) ]

[@darkspire91]

"Why's it doing that?" *Maniacal laughter* Yeah, that's about right.

[@feralsquirrel711]

I didn't need convincing to get something I've had for ages, but Mandalore entices me to get it for someone else. A fine review. Now send help, I still can't stop playing it.

[@ctographerm3285]

The user has become the dealer.

[@delgado290690]

Sure, ill help....here, have 10 resource trains

[@yahkimicki236]

Hey, if you're looking for someone to get it for, I don't own/can't afford it, but I've been watching vids for the past week. It looks awesome.

[@ctographerm3285]

@@yahkimicki236 That's hell you're walking into.

[@yahkimicki236]

@@ctographerm3285 So I've heard.

[@icipher6730]

"think of it like study music" BEATS TO GROW FACTORY/MURDER ALIEN BUGS TO

[@finnrock5558]

As an engineer with a minor undiagnosed case of OCD, I find Factorio incredibly enjoyable. Also, I spent several real world days wandering around my factory in a panic because I had an odd number of underground belts in my inventory. I did eventually find the issue, but it was really eating at me.

[@throwawayjuri4560]

Extremely relatable.

[@femimark5021]

I hate when I see that but unlike you, I am not a man of action.

[@braydonfisher9273]

I can understand this so much take the like dude

[@yourlocalengineer]

In such cases I sometimes commit the sin of placing the odd underground belt down and shooting it That also means the other one suffers the same fate when found

[@trycilicbee0398]

I just realized it is 3 in the morning for me, i sat down when it was light outside. for the last god knows how many hours, i’ve had ONE extra underground belt and i’ve looked everywhere for it. i feel your pain

[@InsectSpray]

"oh it's a girl" got me real good.

[@Kenshiro3rd]

Same here. XD

[@Cryten0]

Pardon me for being dense. But can you explain that last quip?

[@Kenshiro3rd]

Cryten0 wildfires burning up the west coast of the USA were started by a gender reveal party.

[@ardenorcrush649]

@@Cryten0 There was a "gender reveal party" for a baby that caused massive forest fires in California. It's a recurrent joke that gender reveal parties always cause terrible catastrophes.

[@jeremiahcstranslations2306]

​@@Kenshiro3rd Thank you for the explanation. I apparently didn't get the joke before. :-)

[@marvelouschester4104]

No no Mandalore, you've done this one before

[@daanstrik4293]

“The developers are threatening to release new updates” They have since released the DLC. God help us all

[@TalkingRaven_]

6:50 Seems like a Barotrauma review's coming out from either of yourself.

[@MrBatboss]

Hey, hey, hey people Sseth is there.

[@isaacchapman7628]

Re:2D made one

[@kanabis134]

Dunno, the game is so empty and shite at this point there's nothing to review

[@MrBatboss]

@@kanabis134 Kinda agree. Cooperation is very boring, because veterans always take captain or guardsman and make other players roam as technician/electrician/mechanic so they only fix stuff on boat. If you dont do your boring ass, fixing wires and shit job, you get banned. If you pick guardsman or captain you get banned. So if you are into serious game only 2 guys are going to have fun. Traitor mode is one big mess. Basicly this game is only playable with freinds.

[@squashyhex9818]

@@kanabis134 it's getting there. Outposts really make it feel more alive already

[@marloh5453]

I highly recommend the "bobs" mods and "realistic nuclear reactor" they go in depth and add much much more content. its a bit overwhelming with how much you have to do but it also adds more enemy variants like titan bugs and exploding ones. The nuclear reactor mod makes the thing go Chernobyl and throw radiation everywhere if you mismanage it.

[@Hungabrigoo]

That... sounds absolutely horrible and strangely compelling at the same time.

[@deadrixhanon1776]

I don't want to fall into hell or Brazil called modded factorio again please

[@iglidor]

You have not suffered untill you tried to make fully optimized Angels+bob factory

[@Xylos144]

That doesn't sound like a realistic reactor at all.

[@kederaji]

@@Xylos144 There are an unfortunate number of people that don't understand that reactors are NOT nuclear bombs.

[@RevolverRez]

I'm enjoying the Space Age expansion a lot, I wonder if you'll cover it someday. And I mean someday, because we've now got four more planets to explore and build on, plus getting our heads around building space stations and ships. It'll probably take just that little bit longer to finish.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

5:59 is there a mod that replaces the dome sounds with low volume caramelldansen? If so, I want it.

[@Kishmond]

Me too, that was hilarious

[@poika22]

Not on the official site at least so I think it was done in editing, but someone needs to make this a mod.

[@Cumehtar]

Yes, it's called LabDansen.

[@Nuts1984]

Ty mandalore, I was feeling depressed after I got some bad news, and you made me feel a lot better with this video. I know you probably won't read this, but I'm really grateful for that

[@scoop_wang]

At 5:58, the muffled Carameldansen music's volume actually matches how many labs are powered. Amazing.

[@TheRealSantaGaming]

Nice I was trying to find the name of that song for literal minutes

[@incognitotail3062]

6:52 We had Mandalore and Sseth both in a same room at the same time!

[@icywhatyoudidthere]

Or so they would have you believe!

[@jymfiskburk2256]

and they sound oddly similar

[@CompasaurusRex]

A man plays with himself There's a joke here, somewhere

[@Herodegon]

Me: "Factorio is crack cocaine." My Friends: "Don't you mean 'Factoio is *like*..." Me: "No, no. I know what I said."

[@TheoreticalString]

"Are there any differences?" "Well one of them cost me my job, my friends, and my life, leaving me a shivering wreck begging for another hit. But the other is illegal."

[@TY-km8hj]

@@TheoreticalString 😂😂😂😂

[@thatgreenfur6584]

It's time to come home, Mandalore

[@user-us6lw2dv5h]

"Back to the lab" Shows labs having a caramelldansen party Oh, I love you

[@Mecha_Hitler]

Someone may have hanged themself in one of those labs

[@StrikeWarlock]

@@Mecha_Hitler someone probably did next door

[@Ukulisti]

The music actually gets briefly quieter when the left labs run out of resources, but gets back to the normal volume once they start working again. And the volume they make is panned to the left. This is why Mandalore videos are always worth the wait, the amount of attention to detail is on another level.

[@user-us6lw2dv5h]

@@Ukulisti Oh my

[@StrikeWarlock]

@@Ukulisti what made me a believer was something similar. It was his Dark Messiah review and when it gets to the part where he compares 2 of the leading ladies(a succubus and a human lady), he plays Its A Golden Show, from Catherine. That segment had multiple layers of ingenuity considering the plot of Catherine is also about choosing between a Succubus and your actual girlfriend.

[@misterscienceguy]

Despite having friends with +300 hours in this game, I've literally never seen how it plays or even looks. The prospect of making my own dystopian Forge World is pretty intriguing. I'd like to hope that Starship Troopers clip is a subtle clue towards covering the game adaptations but that's reading way too much into things haha. And ayyy my question made it in, thanks!

[@StrikeWarlock]

I'd assume Sseth finally got invited into Mandy's circle of friends and they probably streamed Starship Troopers, since Sseth had 2 references of it as well.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

@@StrikeWarlock sseth has been friends with mandy for ages.

[@misterscienceguy]

@@StrikeWarlock Ah makes sense, Sseth's style of humour isn't really my thing so I don't really watch his stuff.

[@StrikeWarlock]

@@notoriousgoblin83 they are, but from what I see Sseth finally got to connect well enough to actually even get to join a session with Mandy's iRL friend, Dmitry.

[@olookslike0]

6:53 I see that we have a minor appearance of everyone's favorite african warlord in his natural state. I'd totally watch you two do a Factorio playthrough even if it was just the first 45 minutes of the game. Sseth mentioned in his review of the game that most of his early factories were more like abstract works of art (cue video clip of a train accelerating on a circular path before suddenly cutting off on a seperate path and exploding) so I'd love to see what you two would accomplish together.

[@microwavegommmm916]

What's the game at 6:53?

[@olookslike0]

@@microwavegommmm916 I believe it's Barotrauma

[@microwavegommmm916]

@@olookslike0 Aw you champion, thank you, I wasn't even expecting a reply. I've been trying to find this video in particular but I can't find it on eithers channels

[@olookslike0]

@@microwavegommmm916 Glad to help! It was probably during a livestream but I don't know if Mandelore has a VOD channel. There's a lot of other people who have posted Barotrauma vids tho, like Criken2 and the like.

[@microwavegommmm916]

@@olookslike0 I'll give them a watch, cheers

[@reirei_tk]

6:17 the Linus Tech Tip train is going to the LTT Store station? nice one.

[@Pawn2e4]

"burn the witch" -Tristan from Yugioh Abridged.

[@zeon9041]

So glad I wasn't the only one who did notice this

[@kurushimee]

I've bought this game today at 8 AM and started playing it ..it's 7 PM now and I haven't exited the game once, this is indeed a drug!

[@radioactiveriver6718]

Hey hey people, Sseth made another Factorio review

[@gruntysskim4145]

"I have yet to see them breach the self replicating minefield." Only in factorio

[@pengmaeda9908]

My first game's factory was surprisingly small, simple, and very spread out. This was an absolutely horrible mistake as it was also incredibly inefficient. Finally got to playing a 2nd game after a couple years, my first base was ok, but I was having issues mass producing piercing rounds as I was going for the Raining Bullets achievement, so wanted to make sure I had a dependable supply for a long time. Made a new base a bit to the west, with its own source of Iron and Copper, first dedicated that factory to bullets and other weaponry foremost. Then 10 hours later it was my new home, and my old base was made completely obsolete in producing anything except bullets and mall type items. For my new base I tried to start it with a main bus system, 5 mintues later the buses had at least 5 different turns and the whole place became spaghetti central. And thats how I know I am a true Factorio player now.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

"You have minor blunt force trauma, I recommend eggs" Does he...does he have to eat all the eggs?

[@LordMoku]

Eat? No. Accomodate? Yes.

[@michimatsch5862]

Delicious egg.

[@emirfurkanklc204]

Thought of the exact same meme and now I feel old.

[@ALC0LITE]

Seth is How to Basic confirmed

[@emirfurkanklc204]

@@ALC0LITE Thought it was the 4chan thing, not how to basic.

[@curry117brine6]

"oh cool, angels and bobs mods. I remember those mentioned before. It can't be *that* bad right?" These were the last words of someone who we may not hear from... Probably for the next century

[@independentconfederate6604]

I had one of those Mechanicus moments while playing bobs mod I had a working system as inefficient as it was then I wanted to improve it so I tore it all down then I realized I didn’t have enough stuff to make it better and I’d already forgotten how it was. Quite the mess let me tell you.

[@Strawberry_ZA]

your bromance with Sseth is simultaneously the most unexpected and most obvious bromance of all time

[@DeriDraws]

he learned to love himself.

[@arburo]

This game is essentially a time machine. Start playing and you'll suddenly realise it's midnight and you have to sleep because of the job tomorrow.

[@josephstahl9119]

*Then you realize that you had to go to work yesterday.*

[@henrlima87]

Yes... every time you boot it up, 6 to 7 hours go by instantly 🤣

[@niallreid7664]

"Midnight" Try 4am you filthy casual. I'm so tired...

[@akunekochan]

"But the Developers are threatening to release more updates" they did it again 😨

[@ivarent3784]

Finally, the cocaine review

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Pure meth

[@shatteredstar9565]

thought mitch was out of cocaine, and only has one thing left to do

[@nasenbein6924]

"there are some shortcomings" . . . there is "a" mod for that

[@jujuteuxOfficial]

thing is, a game shouldn't depend on mods to be good, it should stand by itself

[@jamestaylor7637]

@@jujuteuxOfficialI'm not sure what shortcoming he is talking about as no mass mass produced items require destroying

[@nasenbein6924]

@@jujuteuxOfficial certainly. It wasn´t meant as a critique of his critique. I merely wanted to express that the game has a amazing moder-community which created many ways to adapt the game to one´s liking, both in quality-of-life-features and the expansion of content.

[@zacharychandler8399]

@@jujuteuxOfficial The game is fucking amazing. While I agree with your point generally I want to educate you on this game specifically. The vanilla experience is fantastic, its got plenty to do, but still feels 'tight' and accomplishable by mere mortals. Where mods come in is adding content for people that have already played for hundreds of hours and want higher difficulty as represented by more realistic smelting or chemical processes (among other things). In short the base game is amazing. The modded game can keep the experience fresh and engaging for more experienced players.

[@leumgui]

@@jujuteuxOfficial the game very well stands by itself, but if there is something that bugs you in the game (pun intended), there is probably a mod for that

[@Twisted_Code]

me a month or so ago before I managed a clean break from cractorio: "okay it's 4 AM, I should probably get some sleep... in an hour or two. I'll sleep later." me, right now: *double clicks the small orange gear on my desktop* look what you've done to me

[@Vladutz.19]

It's so nice to hear Sseth's voice, even in Mandalore's videos.

[@redline841]

His meds wore out.

[@estebanrodriguez5409]

Sseth: "You have a minor blunt force trauma, I recomend eggs" I didn't know Sseth had a PhD in Medicine.

[@johnb.calhoun8538]

He actually have cancer researcher and immunology degree.

[@DeriDraws]

@@itarH It's not. He just decided playing videogames for patreonbux was a better career choice

[@01100101011100100111]

@@itarH On one of his streams he talks about becoming disillusioned with the modern pharma industry. It sounded legit.

[@Rise65487]

No-cap he's a actual-expert in medecine, especially cancer and immunology He even made hours longs streams in which he only talked about medecine, cancer, sicknesses, treatments, and the pharmatical-industry

[@Oguh608]

Barely played this game but this is what you call a near perfect game with little to no major flaws. It has a 98% positive rate for a reason. It's insane how well this game is made.

[@XevianLight]

Air raid siren: does air raid siren things. “Why’s it doing that?”

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

Doctor Sseth: You have a Minor Blunt Force Trauma, *I recommend E G G S*

[@234ne14]

He grew up in a harsh combat zone, I'm sure the warlord is an expert at these sort of things!

[@R3GARnator]

What makes this doubly funny is that Sseth is an IRL former cancer researcher.

[@henriquefinger935]

I can hear him saying it.

[@bluecaptainIT]

@@R3GARnator WHAT?!

[@princerupertoftherhine5275]

What game is that?

[@drachenrecke5090]

For everybody thats new to Factorio: Press alt

[@AntonAdelson]

Why. what does it do?

[@drachenrecke5090]

@@AntonAdelson Open factorio and find it out. It will change the way you play the game forever

[@Ghost11235813]

@@AntonAdelson It labels everything so you know what it manufactures filters etc. I find it strange it isn't default in all honesty.

[@williamglass2223]

“Hey hey people, Mandalore here...”

[@ilerien]

XD expected in video

[@TrueCarthaginian]

So hilarious and original.

[@zillasaul]

@@TrueCarthaginian yes.

[@10011110011]

@@TrueCarthaginian yes

[@kyne2692]

That moment when he's slipping off his meds then slips into Sseth mode and starts reccomending eggs for recovery

[@stevenbean9731]

6:52 mandalore is so dedicated to reviewing games he switches between personalities rapidly and plays two copies of the same game simultaneously what a legend

[@batman9592]

What is the game?

[@stevenbean9731]

@@batman9592 barotrauma

[@batman9592]

@@stevenbean9731 Thanks mate.

[@jherquintiz1]

The Factory must grow... The Factory must grow... The Factory must grow...

[@aketius123]

I see conveyor belts when I close my eyes

[@SuaveMongrel1]

Good Lord, I thought I had buried that “nyaa~” in the deep recesses of my mind. Thank you for undoing years of therapy, Mandalore.

[@MandaloreGaming]

We're never free

[@sherdil3717]

.

[@sherdil3717]

Where is it from ? Trying to find it for a long time

[@VarvasNukka]

Oh god I just remembered.

[@sherdil3717]

@@VarvasNukka tell me

[@jinkskidjk6331]

5:58 subbed just for that. Plus that attention to detail when some of the labs shut down the music got a-little quiet for a second

[@Sledgeofhand]

"Ritalin Really Helps" - offmedsmandaloreprobably

[@woldemunster9244]

SsethTzeentach.

[@jeremiahcstranslations2306]

@@woldemunster9244 Yeah...I figured it was him. :-) Sseth and Mandalore are friends and that definitely seems like Sseth's sense of humor.

[@williamglass2223]

Finally, Mandalore and Sseth both have their own reviews on their favorite space-imperialism simulator. Today is a good day.

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

Aren't both the same person?

[@StrikeWarlock]

Iirc Mandy also had a review of Endless Space 2 pending.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

I don't believe you know what the term "imperialism" means.

[@krisfahrenheit3303]

I like how you said "threatening new updates" rather than "promising new updates"

[@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan]

Not just updates but expansion level amounts of content.