The Forest Review

[@MandaloreGaming]

THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo The Forest on Steam - store.steampowered.com/app/242760/The_Forest/ I want the cannibals to LEAVE.

[@dmitriliu5777]

Yu-No was amazing, I think you'd have fun with it. It's a bit clunky and has a lot of that backwards moon logic (in gameplay) sadly, but was still quite good. A VN with a bunch of point-and-click adventure stuff.

[@pablossjui]

Is the next one Factorio?

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

18:43 when you here your name in your favorite youtubers video.

[@revolverDOOMGUY]

So... at 17:10 i realized you like Berserk.

[@damonknight2494]

do you have your live streams with shammy on some channel somewhere?

[@electricbayonet2]

“What’s the point of [self-hurting fire rock]?” Easy: for nonverbally telling the natives that you are a level of crazy that they are _absolutely_ _unprepared_ to deal with.

[@Codex_0613]

ways to assert dominance: immolate yourself while staring straight at the enemies

[@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757]

Now that's what I call a "power move".

[@mutantfreak48]

6:19

[@YukonHexsun]

Y-know, that's not a bad idea. Reminds me of the Lewis Black bit where he suggests we elect the corpse of Ronald Reagan as president, because absolutely NOBODY will fuck with us after that.

[@wesleyfilms]

To burn calories.

[@jhanschoo]

6:42 clarifying what Mandalore means: booze doesn't actually warm your body; alcohol relaxes your capillaries so more blood flows to your skin, so you feel warmer. But what's happening is that you're losing heat faster.

[@calebprouty288]

So IRL alcohol bad if cold

[@Dover939]

@@calebprouty288 very very bad

[@Oscar-j6b]

@@calebprouty288 there is one specific situation where booze is good for cold. Some places used sambernars as rescue dogs and those dogs carried booze with them. Drinking it and then laying with the dog will help you warm faster from your big puppy friend. The same can be applied if you have stable campfire. Tl:DR Booze bad for cold except if you got dog or fire.

[@yellowelmo1474]

Yup, known as vasodilation.

[@deranbor]

@@Oscar-j6b BTW, St. Bernards carrying booze with them is a common misconception created by one artist in his painting. Later it was revitalized in many other public media resources(films, cartoons, stories, etc.), so the myth became so much widespread that it is now considered truth. However it is not.

[@greenhowie]

A nice detail is all the sharks on the beaches - sharks have electroreceptive organs in their snouts that they use for navigation so if an EMP goes off it could cause them to beach themselves.

[@TooMuchSascha]

Woah thats actually fucking insane, I never knew that. Wild that the devs went to that effort

[@KaleidosXXI]

​@@TooMuchSascha That's because they didn't. The lab plot was a late addition and they had a different plot planned but scrapped it, so you had beached sharks and stuff when the EMP didn't exist in the setting. We call those happy accidents, not effort.

[@ThatZenoGuy]

You do realize the sharks were in the original release of the game, well before any plot was in it, right?...

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@ThatZenoGuy Year old comment, utter bruh moment.

[@ThatZenoGuy]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme Cringe imposter lmao.

[@CitizenKanevideos]

I played this game with a friend who played it in VR. They didn't have a microphone so they could only communicate in gestures. However, they could swing the axe as fast as they could swing their arms, so it was sort of like playing with a mute Hercules that would fell entire swathes of woodland in minutes and then come running back to camp with about ten of the locals chasing them.

[@tgr3423]

That is honestly some hilarious ass imagery.

[@gridwreckgamer6254]

honestly one of the funniest things ive ever heard

[@tgr3423]

@@gridwreckgamer6254 It's literally a micro-scale Captain Jack Sparrow getting chased by the cannibals lmao

[@AbdallahTeach]

Vr in the forest was terrible. The scaling feels fucked

[@SwordWieldingDuck]

but every VR has microphone.

[@ulfy01]

Days survived: 35 Currently feeling: GOOD Sanity: 2% Can't ask for a more accurate picture.

[@theinternet2019]

Having sanity at 2% is good wdym a bad sanity is at 100% I don’t know why it’s like that though lol

[@Jaynepvg]

lmaoo

[@feelinghealing3890]

Months survived: 9 Currently feeling: NOT APPLICABLE Sanity: NAN%

[@AlphaGarg]

when the sanity goes not a number percent you know shits fucked

[@jackofastora8962]

Be me Almost day 40 Fuckers can’t pierce my walls lmao Sanity 100% Feels good man

[@8523wsxc]

"The Forest": Pretty OK game, early access forever "Return 2 The Forest": Great game, Alpha version forever "Can't see the forest for the 3s": Fantastic game, pre-Alpha forever "The 4est": Best game of all times, basically just a storyboard

[@smo-king6504]

"The 4est" you are a genius mate

[@rruser853]

@@smo-king6504 I clicked 'view reply' hoping that there would be a mention of "The 4est" and you didn't disappoint.

[@BD-tc6fq]

@@rruser853 I clicked 'view reply' hoping that there would be a mention of "I clicked 'view reply' hoping that there would be a mention of "The 4est" and you didn't disappoint." and you didn't disappoint.

[@aninditapaul9291]

@@BD-tc6fq A chain shall not form here.

[@rruser853]

​@@BD-tc6fq I clicked 'view reply' hoping there would be a mention of "I clicked 'view reply' hoping that there would be a mention of "I clicked 'view reply' hoping that there would be a mention of "The 4est" and you didn't disappoint." and you didn't disappoint" and you didn't disappoint.

[@Accursed_Farms]

Thanks for voting for me to be stranded on an island hunted by cannibals.

[@MandaloreGaming]

I'm sorry. I don't trust the others to be able to set us up as proper deities with an efficient worship system like you could.

[@Accursed_Farms]

@@MandaloreGaming See, that's already not how I would approach this. I recommend the movie "The Man Who Would Be King" for further learning material about 2 guys in a undiscovered hostile land worshiped as gods by the indigenous people.

[@dylanwight5764]

@@Accursed_Farms Sounds like The Road To El Dorado

[@SeruraRenge11]

@@Accursed_Farms Just don't bleed and you'll be fine

[@Joshniper]

Nice to see you here, Ross.

[@robinhood7293]

"I don't want to be angry anymore. I just want this to be over" -Every Berserk fan

[@iggiagi2750]

Griffith will drown under a mighty wave of witch lolis, as the prophecy foretold.

[@METALGEARMATRIX]

I just want a good anime

[@HorkSupreme]

Griffith did nothing wrong.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@HorkSupreme I smell something... And I'm sure that's heresy.

[@MrAntraxico]

Or maybe we will get another boat.

[@Cheezyllama1738]

Single player: Man vs. Wild multiplayer: British Colonial Simulator

[@robenger64]

underrated comment

[@novydasb4660]

Copied

[@Sir_Bucket]

there's a sad lack of slavery and spice for that

[@katatonikbliss]

@@Sir_Bucket should be a secret ending where you accidentally spread smallpox to the cannibals and wipe them out

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

I remember crafting a autonomous funnel for them to run in and get clapped by traps and there were miles of bones everywhere

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

Was not expecting the Berserk 97 soundtrack, but it was a nice surprise.

[@user-li8wj3lt2l]

Hirasawa is the patrician choice

[@NucleaRaptor]

put my grasses on @ *EVERYTHING WENT WRONG*

[@remembertotakeshowerspleas355]

Berserk 97 is the best thing to come out of the franchise. It being incomplete turned out to be a blessing in disguise because of how far down hill the manga went after the prequel arc.

[@Obamalover88]

Seth on meds is a cultured boi.

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

@@remembertotakeshowerspleas355 Downhill? Eh, agree to disagree there. It's still great, way I see it.

[@MotiviqueStudio]

Literally the moment you said "This is some top tier ambience," there was actual thunder outside, and then the power went out. Top tier indeed.

[@Rosegoldshawwty]

I unintentionally read this comment while he said it. Very top tier indeed.

[@muffincutting6020]

I played this with a friend of mine, he went the good path, armor from animal skins, sticking with found weapons. I on the other hand immediately went into wearing monster hide, eating people and using a skull on a stick. My goal was to run the entire thing with 0% sanity, we eventually role played it as he was a figment of my imagination that manifested after my brain snapped. Good times.

[@snakesghost7817]

lol...Seriously though. Does a lower sanity level do anything ? I didn't pay attention to it and I would frequently eat limbs to survive (they filled my stomach pretty full, hence why I hoarded them).

[@Jiub_SN]

@@snakesghost7817it makes you hallucinate a bit and causes the cannibals to be more aggressive towards you. That and it lets you build crazy person shit. It doesn't effect too much but when it hits with the hallucinations or big raids it hits hard

[@lunova6165]

yeah that's not really the game being good though. As mandalore said 2 good friends could roll a dry turd back and forth between each other and still find a way to have fun. These games rely so much on other people creating the story and roleplaying without really having the tools for it.

[@tylerdavis3]

@@lunova6165 I mean let’s be real that’s sort of a silly point. “Anything can be fun therefore just because this is fun doesn’t mean it’s good” just enjoy the game bro or don’t.

[@dannerhoinowski9520]

@@lunova6165I honestly think you hit the nail right on the head as to why I don’t like these kinds of games. The devs often rely too much on the players to do the heavy lifting they don’t want to do. For as much people love to praise games like ARMA and DayZ, they are so incredibly boring because of this

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

My homie has a base that took over a year to build, has a water park, gaming room, torture chamber, thousands on bone walls and so much more....pretty cool game.

[@elchubacabra2840]

That sounds amazing.

[@JaydevRaol]

👍

[@PaperEater_]

Video Game Sanctuary oh and he plays the forest in it!

[@TexasRedOutlaw]

The true end game is when within your game room in The Forest, you then play The Forest so you can survive while you survive

[@Ribbons0121R121]

ah yes the essentials gaming room pool bones torture room

[@zaniteproduction1052]

I belive the "crafted rock /upgraded rock" is so that you can put it in a catapult then set fire to it and have a flaming rock shot at your enemies. Never tried it, would just assume so.

[@BewareofTarps]

Nope! It doesn't light itself when you fire it, and if you light it you also light yourself on fire. It's just to troll players, and I'm all for it. That said, the rock with 30 shards of glass on it is one of the most satisfying weapons in the game to use.

[@gloomylobster111]

@@BewareofTarps Always confused me when I started playing

[@adamofblastworks1517]

@@BewareofTarps good to know...

[@whattheheck8979]

I remember my first time playing, I set up my base at the beach right in front of the plane crash site. A couple of days in, I look at one of the cliffs and I see a small group of cannibals just watching me from afar. That's when I realized how great/scary the AI was. I could have never looked up at that specific cliff and saw them, but they would have seen me. Makes me think how many times I haven't seen them.

[@tommykarrick9130]

Some of the worst (best) interactions I’ve had were at night after building a pretty big base with a watch tower I look down and see one of the spotlight guys walking around from afar, can’t even see his body just the light he casts He stops, facing my general direction, I’m not lit up at all so I’m not sure if he actually sees me, and then he frantically runs away into the night. Maybe him running away at that moment was just a coincidence, maybe he was going to tell his friends

[@snakesghost7817]

@@tommykarrick9130 Do the spotlight guys use flashlights ? They should have made it so you can collect their flash light when they died.

[@joeschmoe3665]

Wasn't fun for me I got jumped 15 min after the crash never thought I would complain about handholding in a game but damn

[@snakesghost7817]

@@joeschmoe3665 Same thing happened to me bro. I got jumped like in the first 10 minutes of playing (my plane crash site was right next to the abandoned village where the cave is when you die). That's a rough spot for the plane crash to be.

[@UberDanger]

I don't think I've ever clicked a KZbin video this fast seriously I saw "the forest" every neuron in my brain fired up I saw it in tandem with "Mandalore" and my central nervous system began collapsing in on itself

[@ciaranconner4770]

Uber i keep asking you this question what did it feel like to be digested by Nessie?

[@MandaloreGaming]

We're the few and the proud who actually finished the game.

[@hrub]

same

[@theviniso]

Sounds painful, I hope you are well now.

[@platogkrone7161]

Did it become a Black Hole?

[@adelrayen6808]

9:28 "what locations are important to them? does building around or going near them piss them off?" 17:48 > proceeds to build around their sacred tree.

[@SpicyChickenGodAJ]

It was a good plan, the people jerky came to us.

[@heyimsasquatch]

I built a church there with a tower with Ziplines to my other bases lol

[@ColdHawk]

heyimsasquatch- That sounds like the story of colonization since time immemorial.

[@ARStudios2000]

10:57 The fact that cannibal actually looked at the bomb then back at you as if "What the hell?" before exploding is genuine comedy gold.

[@mrosskne]

how tf can you see anything, it's a black screen

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

I got my phone's brightness at max, causing irreversible damage to my corneas as I type and I still can't see a thing. Bro needs his eyes studied for science, he's at the very least part feline.

[@ARStudios2000]

@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 you'll never take me alive!

[@SpontaneousCourage]

11:03 Vampire: The Masquerade gave you an arm as a melee weapon. You can even talk with its previous owner post dismemberment.

[@RomaraAhallow]

I don't think you talk to the arms owner, in Gimbles basement, you DO talk with Carson, the bounty hunter you're asked to find as a favor to the bondsman, Arthur Kilpatrick.

[@adenowirus]

One word: BioForge

[@christiansparks6429]

In Splatterhouse(2010 ), you can get your arm ripped of by enemies and you can use as a weapon until a new one grows back

[@whyjay9959]

Blade of Darkness and Rune have that option but I don't remember it being very useful.

[@kanabis134]

He's right, the hand owner was long dead at this moment

[@jaysee2141]

"I thought I was misinterpreting something, like how smash players were practicing the wrong kind of grooming" This is what keeps me coming back

[@NoNameAtAll2]

I don't get this one. Can someone explain it to me?

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@NoNameAtAll2 Peoples found out many professional smash players are pedophiles, which is not cool on it's own. It is however worst when you realise that Nintendo will likely stop supporting the smash competitive scene because of this.

[@PhattPhillip]

To be fair, I thought they were degenerates even compared to the usual Fighting Game Community.

[@shoopoop21]

​@@Sir_Bucket It was one guy, and the joke is getting really old. Its especially annoying because melee is the real smash scene, and it doesn't need a layer of bullshit making competition with ultimate harder. Stop associating video game you don't like with pedophiles, or it's going to eventually be you under the knife.

[@chaptap8376]

@Deep Fried Jesus found the smash player. You can tell by the smell :)

[@tinde2070]

"they know if the singing stops, the pulses do too" sseth got to the surface I see

[@rednefarious6968]

I'll never forget my fear when I saw the war party coming up the hill with what I thought were torches or flamming tennis balls. Only to realize I threw so many molotovs at them they learned to make them. Also, FISH TRAPS?!

[@kingkitty026]

Ill never forget getting 5 creepy mutant at one plus a molotov thrower also the annoyance of never finding aloe vera

[@TasMan14PL]

@Gabriel Patrick yes and no. If you raise hostility high enough, new mutants start to appear. One of them are fire mutants, which are the only type of mutants that use projectiles, which are fire bombs

[@pieck5460]

The Molatov Cannibals suck at aiming tho half the time you can make them hit their own tribe members, the issue is when you aren't safe at a base and they gang up on you while the other fucker pelts you with fire.

[@LordAngrim]

I finished playing the entirety of The Forest and didn't know fish traps were a thing lol

[@tampenismall2195]

Learning experience

[@justtjj331]

I have played it out 5 times and i didnt Know😂

[@ISELLSALT]

theres a bloody achievement for it

[@khandoruk8754]

Wait there are fish traps? 200 hours of gaming wasted.

[@ISELLSALT]

@@khandoruk8754 200 hours and ya never bothered to check the achievements?

[@Bruhx10]

"what a trial over a minor thing. I need to stop thinking of smash Bros." Holy fuck it took a few watches to catch that

[@vonriel1822]

Dammit, it took until I read your comment to realize the genius of that line.

[@JodyrJoestar]

Also the „Like smash players practice the wrong kind of grooming“ 👌🏻

[@servit0r]

I have no idea but it sounds like I do not want to have either.

[@afx3142]

“They know if the singing stops, the pulses do too.” LMAO

[@ash4233]

I am a stupid person, but can you explain the joke?

[@V0idIntruder]

@@ash4233 Referring to their heart pulses. Mandalore is planning to kill them if they stop singing

[@deivymaybe7554]

@@V0idIntruder who is the cannibal now huh

[@UneasiestDaisy]

should be on a shirt

[@BewareofTarps]

Having just stopped playing this game after completing my intricate peninsula-wide mass transit system via a network of ziplines and glider towers (form the deck of the yacht to the cliffs at the base of the mountain in just under 3 minutes, or your money back!), I am so happy to see this showing up today.

[@MickSwanson]

Please record this, upload it, and notify me here when I can view this work of wonder.

[@BewareofTarps]

@@MickSwanson Honestly? I just might. A friend and I literally spent months on it (it's a Survival game - no Creative help), and we're pretty proud of our ridiculous over-engineered project. Might start by recording individual "routes" rather than one giant walk through, because there's a lot to show.

[@Vsm426]

@@BewareofTarps pls upload it

[@MickSwanson]

Yeah man, sounds really cool!

[@lobotomite9767]

Me and my wife did a playthough about a year ago. We made it through 70 in game days before completing the story. In those 70 days we built an absolute fortress on the beach and had several pitched battles against armies of mutants. Catapults, seige towers, enough snare traps to stop the Normandy invasion. Good times.

[@cryptods137]

"I'll see you next time when I cover another early access title that got released. Assuming it doesn't destroy my life. Again." I smell Factorio.

[@DjShadFox]

"Ritalin really helps"

[@frankm3437]

That was my immediate thought, Jess if you're reading this I've stopped playing please come back.

[@kodysteakay9801]

Might also be Subnautica

[@aaabbb6661022]

Risk of rain 2?

[@123sleepygamer]

Fucking amazing game.

[@GoblinModeKnives]

Ross Scott would be a good survival friend, but I can imagine his constant "crazy guy on the subway" energy would be taxing on the sanity. great times

[@StalkerOfTheZone]

Ross Scott also has a bunch of plans on how to run a cult. He would become the leader of the cannibals within a week. And turn them into vegans.

[@DatCameraMON]

@@StalkerOfTheZone Ross + Cannibals = Vegan Cannibals (?) Profit . . ?

[@DrWhite]

Hey, what's a little hobo-induced-insanity between friends?

[@adenowirus]

Mandalore: It's getting dark. We better prepare, those cannibals might be coming back. Ross: I wonder if we should present ourselves as creator gods or just elemental gods.

[@Ascorspe]

@@adenowirus This is the kind of crossover I'd like to see.

[@willowism]

Funnily enough this is one of those games that becomes a comedy in VR, ESPECIALLY in multiplayer. The main reason for this is that damage... Isn't based on momentum. Which means you can just wibble your way through cannibals having a big laugh.

[@tkd10]

Is it PSVR?

[@willowism]

@@tkd10 No, only PCVR, so stuff like Index, Vive, etc

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

I found that even though that's true, it's significantly harder and less efficient to play in VR. It is funny to be able to freely move your body, but building and contributing takes about twice as long.

[@willowism]

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD that's why you play multiplayer with people who are in flatscreen mode lol, they do the building and you chop down trees at ridiculously fast speeds

[@ichorHomunculus]

I'll never forget the scene of my buddy holding the severed head of a seagull in one hand, a katana in the other, doing an interpretive dance after he had just thrashed a Virginia in seconds

[@richardwatson1254]

It's not that the animal AI has issues, it's just that you were a Disney™ prince and you didn't know it.

[@pepsiatlas5452]

oh god. that would shift the tone of those movies

[@benjamindover2601]

As a man with a receding hairline that child is in for a wild ride.

[@FairyRat]

Mine has been, let's say, less than wild, what's your secret?

[@benjamindover2601]

@@FairyRat There are three stages of a balding mans life, Denial, acknowledgement and finally acceptance. With acceptance comes true power.

[@dffffffzKDEN]

@@benjamindover2601 Does that power happen to involve being the master of all four elements?

[@benjamindover2601]

@@dffffffzKDEN I don't know about that, but it does involve the mastery of the element of wearing warm hats.

[@spritefroggy]

Balding seems to be easier for people who never cared much about their hair or put any effort in. Balding as someone with great looking, long 'metal' hair is a nightmare.

[@RobotDinosaur]

Whoever made the subtitles needs a hug and award. They're full of imagery that describe sounds and tones perfectly.

[@ValentineGrimCC]

[happy shriek off in the distance]

[@RobotDinosaur]

@@ValentineGrimCC I know you're kidding, but that's also EXACTLY what I mean! :D

[@UncleAnaesthesia]

"If anything, having a big enough war crime in your yard keeps them from stopping by."

[@TheRealJDC]

Excellent 😂

[@EinherjarV]

Well it worked for Vlad Tepes

[@merttopcu3085]

@@EinherjarV How it worked? He got beheaded.

[@techelitesareadisease8816]

@@merttopcu3085 because he got betrayed by those that should've been his allies - Vlad did an excellent job in dissuading Ottoman advance into his lands despite the odds being ridiculously stacked against him

[@merttopcu3085]

@@techelitesareadisease8816 If you dont pay up and start killing civilians viciously by putting them on pointy sticks. Youll get fucking beheaded. Also ottomans were already in their lands for decades they existed as a princedom if they gave taxes.

[@keiferdo9215]

"...how Smash players practice the wrong kind of grooming." JESUS CHRIST

[@dumithegreat3892]

feels bad man

[@axsprime]

savage

[@Sir_Bucket]

@1010010111001010 why wrong?

[@deadpanjohnny2081]

THE LAYERS

[@h0gheadS]

SUUUUUPER SMAAAAAASH BROTHERS SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLYYYY

[@ashiliya]

Me and my friend played this and we used the raft base strategy. One day we were near the coast and there was a patrol of tribe cannibals walking up. We stop when they see and us and crouch, then the cannibals stop and crouch. We stand and crouch again, and then were just teabagging at each other for legit ten minutes straight then go our separate ways. The AI in this game is an absolute treat.

[@Dankalank]

Literally just replayed this game with a pal last week. LMAO at the "alternate" ending rewards

[@hoganbentle3582]

What are they? Lol

[@Dankalank]

@@hoganbentle3582 SPOILER! You get new blueprints to make a wooden Timmy and wooden wife to live out the rest of your days on the Peninsula. You can also make a "TV" and a "car" to round out the suburban dream experience.

[@nisnast]

@@Dankalank do the car and TV work?

[@MandaloreGaming]

Those were so pathetic they weren't even worth mentioning.

[@chessmeister596]

@@MandaloreGaming sounds like you don't see the wooden stand-ins as their real world counterparts, as I would expect for someone stranded on an island with cannibal mutants, as you went crazy/delusional. Kind of a missed opportunity. Imagine waking up one morning, kissing your wooden wife goodbye as you drive your wooden son to school in your nice wooden car, before going to work at the human jerky plant.

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

Somebody help, Mandalore's making the tribals into a Papa John's

[@MrTigracho]

Hey hey people.

[@arkhanhind2613]

That episode is pure gold.

[@depthcharge126]

THEYRE TRYING TO OUT PIZZA THE HUT

[@cookiedoujones7538]

Early on in the game's development, the best thing you could do, early on, was let the cannibals get you. They'd take you to the exact spot the flare gun was, which, at that time, was a one shot weapon with infinite ammo, and, after that, you'd never see that fatal second capture that ended the game.

[@christianmiller6046]

Lol I picked the game up again after a few years and this was my strategt

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

Now it takes you to the caves map and the compass, I think

[@cookiedoujones7538]

@@jorgedeanoperez2997 i think its randomized, now There are like 3 or 4 possible spots, now, i think.

[@tommykarrick9130]

@@cookiedoujones7538no in the current version it’s always the hanging cave (I’ve been playing it a lot lately) but in Sons of the Forest, there are multiple respawn locations possible

[@cookiedoujones7538]

@@tommykarrick9130 Ah, sorry my bad Truth be told its been a while.

[@Wrinklynewt]

I can't believe you didn't mention the fact you accidentally started building your big fort base like 100 yards from one of their "sacred trees" once

[@AveragePixel]

The Forest reminds me of my highschool years and i find those to be infinitely scarier than anything on display in the game

[@LJay205]

Me want video oo aa give video ooo oaaa aa

[@daanstrik4293]

What in tarnation happend in your highschool years?

[@thedamnguy2896]

Oh look you're still alive

[@Spazzsticks]

The sound really is top notch. The paranoia you feel when listening to the violently rustling trees on windy dark nights and the tranquility of sunny early mornings in this game is absolutely fascinating. A good pair of headphones is an absolute must!

[@jinyoung1900]

Hear me out, maybe the cannibals were the researchers children? After the outbreak in the lab, the inhabitants were chased off to the caves. Not being able to find out the exit in maze like cave (or it being blocked off, idk) they resorted into cannibalism. Some didn't want to, so they starved to death resulting in the mass of dead bodies. After years passed, they found the exit but by than they went coocoo after too much human meat so uga buga monkey see monkey do time. Some monsters escaped from the lab, reproduced in the caves, so that might explain the monsters in the caves and how the cannibals can live with some of them. Or idk, fucking alien made everyone go wheeee. Its 5am here.

[@MandaloreGaming]

I thought of that being a possibility too, but it would be too soon timeline wise since the lab has HDMI cameras and a lot of modern equipment, plus Megan Cross was still fresh enough to be revived properly. Even if the device completely restored your flesh too there are a lot of dead scientists in the lab that aren't too long dead and you can even eat their cafeteria food they left in a rush. I can only hope the sequel clears some things up unless I missed something major, but I scoured everywhere.

[@user-vg7ct1lq4e]

There's proof that some crhistian people were in the island, and they were hunted by the canibals, we know that because of some draws about the mutants and stories So probably the canibals are the natives The mutants idk

[@Ocrilat]

I thought the natives were either an original population used for previous experiments...or they were the failed experimental subjects (from previous plane 'crashes') that developed into a 'society' on it's own.

[@crispypeepohole69]

Fun fact: It's only cetain part of human meat that induce psychological damage/illness (as long as you are morally fine with eating someone) such as the brain. The brain induces an rare illness called Kuru (which is either Mad Cow disease or at least linked to, I can't remember), a prion disease.

[@Ocrilat]

@@crispypeepohole69 I don't know...I seem to recall that human meat can cause 'The Hunger' which in insatiable...at least according to that documentary 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.

[@sethleoric2598]

Single Player: one badass surviving in a forest full of cannibals Multiplayer: American Colonist Simulator

[@highfivemistertorque4537]

You mean capitalist simulator

[@redline841]

@@highfivemistertorque4537 Nah its just colonial

[@sethleoric2598]

@@highfivemistertorque4537 more colonial.

[@sergentharker7182]

The dad collective versus the world, nothing will stop this alternative family

[@Brother-Martell]

Me and my friends made 2 sea platforms with housing and stuff on them and we acted like pirates, terrorizing the shores and murdering all in our path and raiding the caves

[@NoName-mq7uw]

This game is scary until one gets 8 homies and starts a bone cult.

[@marsman01]

😆

[@mikethemaniac1]

I had ONE. It begame unordodogs.

[@aerial11]

My friends would only eat the legs. I'd be out all day hunting shit and putting it to dry or cooking it but nooooo, the fuckers only eat legs.

[@claymeistereu]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[@Mrkabrat]

Is the leader of the cult the Bone Daddy TM?

[@ilocosmetro]

I expect to hear some "Man Who Sold The World" somewhere

[@MandaloreGaming]

Shockingly not too far off.

[@techpriest8965]

We got the WOOOOAAAH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ahumanname7791]

Good old danger guy.

[@dawey8897]

So is sseth mandalore and über the same person XD.

[@megashark0305]

Didn’t Uberdanger do that in his Forest video?

[@eldridgecharles1313]

"They know if the singing stops, the pulses do too" Now I got a new method of getting me kids to bed

[@unconscious7219]

Sseth was right about Mandalore's personality in his Wizardry 8 video.

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

@@unconscious7219 Sseth really knows well about mandalore. I'm really getting invested in this Sseth-Mandalore plot.

[@chibanga88]

"They know if the singing stops the pulses do to" - man you scary sometimes

[@zaprowsdower4938]

Oh god, Ross Scott is such a good call for that question. That man has probably already 100% thought through what he would do in this situation.

[@adenowirus]

He already stated that forest is his preferred environment.

[@chillhour6155]

Avoid the mold !!

[@vitalik38815]

The Forest is such an important game to me. I'll never forget the time me and my friend spent on the island. Two dads searching for their son, living on a raft in the lake, dressed in white robes and wielding katanas. We weren't afraid of the mutants, they were afraid of us. Spinning with flaming air refresher bottles and chopping up cannibals with our axes to the tune of the 80s soundtrack.

[@edwin5145]

Haha that premise is just so ridiculous. I mean that's totally me if I lose my son and get stranded on an island

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@edwin5145 Press X to doubt.

[@axetheviking6482]

"You can also play this in VR." I'm a The Forest veteran, and nothing in the game scares me anymore. But when I played it in VR... I screamed with genuine terror, before chopping cannibals up while screaming "DIE, DIE, CRUCIFY!"

[@RoxasNobody000]

Watching UberDanger's Journey to save Timmy before this review was the correct sequence. Now Sseth needs to make one so the trinity will be complete and Timmy will be saved. Forever.

[@mmksquared]

This game has trees in it, You are welcome for this advice.

[@Deadsnake989]

Ah, I see you also played D&D 4th edition. Now tell me about the bears and the caves next.

[@thekindhakerro82]

Damn man, spoilers

[@kommandantvalentine6272]

**Vietnam flashbacks**

[@rongusta11]

Prince Goodlooking where’s the lorax?

[@susch7466]

good comment

[@dodowhisperer2114]

I miss the glitch where if you didn't fight back or run and you just blocked all their attacks they will eventually stop attacking you like they've determined you're neither food or a threat and then you'll have a unusual relationship with them where they won't attack you but will just observe you.

[@Stormbringer02]

So is that not a thing anymore?

[@deeezey_2239]

Item at end makes em passive

[@ernestogastelum9123]

that was never a glitch

[@NotOnLand]

Sounds less like "fixing a glitch" and more like "removing a playstyle"

[@DiegoBillies]

That's still a thing, and it's not a glitch it's part of the AI

[@Irraptured]

I remember my best moment playing this game. My friend and I finally set up camp right before the first night. We were building some walls around but we both tabbed out of the game to look up some stuff in the games wiki. We tab back in around 5 minutes later, and as we look up, there are about 6 or so cannibals just STARING at us. They don't move, they don't make a sound. They just stared at us for a good minute and then ran off into the woods. That still scares me to this day, I love it. Btw, I caught that Scooby Doo music at 22:04 LOL

[@PadaV4]

Maybe they too where looking up stuff in the wiki

[@Irraptured]

@@PadaV4 "How to deal with land invaders 101" lol

[@SoilentGr33n]

Yeah they stare from a distance. I remember noticing them while hoarding luggage near the plane after like 3 minutes of thinking they were trees. There was like 8 of them. Super creepy. Once too I had my bow cranked at them, keeping them at a distance since they tend to back off when you aim at them. Finger slipped off mouse, headshotted a mom by mistake, instant kill. They cried over her body and kept me away while some of them dragged it off into the shrubs. I knew I was fucked by then. And I was. Night after night the aggro increased tenfold and they clawed at my shit until they got me. All I could do was scramble to rebuild during the day and fend off disgusting abominations throughout the night. The AI might be a little glitchy but god damn do they bring life to the game.

[@aaronoconnor4803]

@@SoilentGr33n Always loved the AI in this game, the fact that you can effectively teach the enemies that you aren't a threat (at least the non-mutated enemies) is brilliant cause most people just attack on sight since they want to keep themselves safe, unknowingly making the journey much harder down the line since they pissed off everyone long ago

[@SoilentGr33n]

@@aaronoconnor4803 Yes. I played the awesome coop quite a bit with friends and at first we would literally go on hunting missions to bring back bones and whatnot. Eventually we realized we were going nowhere with the actual game because all we were doing was fending off pissed of savages and effectively losing the armors we built by killing their husbands and wives. It was a doomed cycle but it was kinda late to figure this out as the game became so fucking hard we decided to let it go and start over. The second time we knocked off the aggression to the point where we left meat dryers outside the base to give them food and dead animals. Not sure it did anything but we liked the role play and they were a lot more manageable. We tried to kill only as a last resort. It felt like SWAT 4 instead of Rainbow 6 if that makes sense, and it was also ten times more fun because the tension during encounters was insane. I really think the Forest is the definition of a hidden gem and it's extremely impressive that it was made by such a small team.

[@falco5148]

"What starts as survival can escalate as a full jungle warfare" * racks M16 *

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"Rags, put the pistol down." "I ain't no bitch, this is an AK!"

[@crass340]

* "It ain't me" starts playing *

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

Better run through the jungle

[@CausticSpace]

*loads napalm to plane*

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

Then out of nowhere, the trees start Vietnamese

[@Yora21]

13 minutes of "This is amazing!" followed by "Yeah, don't bother..."

[@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32]

I am not a fan on horror so without friends to egg me on in single player it's mostly just me sitting in a tree house not wanting to leave.

[@mediocri5y]

@@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 same

[@bedsidekiller8782]

*me who already bought it* Welp I guess I'm gonna play with friends mostly

[@themonarchserupt4051]

@@bedsidekiller8782 tbf i played it with a friend some days ago for the first time since 2015/2016, was really disappointed, still feels like back then with marginally more content

[@egg-iu3fe]

so should I get it or nah?

[@TheHowlingMan]

When you think you're gonna roleplay Hatchet, but you end up roleplaying Bone Tomahawk

[@TrippyTheShroom]

This is unbelievably accurate.

[@galazyfox8258]

So true! When playing The Forest with my friends I would always say how it reminded me of Hatchet!

[@LMGunslinger]

I wonder how many people didnt get those two refrences. Also good job with the capitalization.

[@fukyomammason]

They're even both a kind of axe. I hadn't seen anything about this game since v0.01 in like 2012 or whatever when it was in alpha, but that howl at the beginning of Mandalore's video immediately made me think of Bone Tomahawk. There has to be some inspiration there. The cannibals even look kinda similar to the ones in Bone Tomahawk.

[@gagestah]

The juxtaposition from "haha funny jokes about music and animals" to "there are cannibals on this island and you will think they are breaking into your house right this fucking second" back to taking out your feelings about quarantine while the Berserk OST plays in the background... is honestly pretty genius. Incredibly effective, thank you for another entertaining and really insightful video!

[@denseaf1582]

Oh yeah, it’s a trip

[@vedrisca]

6:45 "Hatchet" and "My Side of the Mountain", two books I've loved as a kid and read through their sequels. Holy shit.

[@niceprofile-k6i]

“I thought I was misinterpreting something like how smash players practiced the wrong type of grooming” DAMN

[@jftemple44]

"How smash players practiced the wrong kind of grooming" there are tears raining from the Sky if you catch my drift

[@ZetroiLP]

I have zer0 understanding of what you are talking about

[@StickWithTrigger]

what happened

[@ondrejmikes1403]

Remember that time whe-

[@goop9081]

Ace so couple of months some smash players got exposed for grooming children and a lot of people came out and everyone was shocked and the community went crazy from it and a player zer0 got dropped from his org and is looked in disgust by the entire community

[@beepmoo8771]

@@StickWithTrigger it's a long story but basically DON'T FUCK WITH US PROFESSIONAL SMASH PLAYERS, WE'RE CONVICTED SEX OFFENDERS AND PEDOPHILES

[@taihentv532]

The Forest Dad: Can easily lift 200+ pounds of freshly cut logs while still being able to sprint and/or jump. Also The Forest Dad: *gets knocked by a malnourished cannibal*

[@quitkid8727]

I mean, to be fair, lifting has more to do with leverage than strength, and flesh is easily cut and torn

[@KaleidosXXI]

@@quitkid8727 Not sure how much leverage you're getting out of lifting several logs that are each twice your length onto your shoulder like bags of rice, or how it lets you then run around like you're not carrying body crushing amounts of mass. Sprinting and jumping are completely out of the question for actual loggers with the physical conditioning to carry logs for a living, let alone when carrying several or by a guy with a complete dadbod who shouldn't even be able to lift or carry a single log in the first place. If your character is that strong you should be built like a Norse god and going around cleaving cannibals and mutants like they're nothing instead of struggling to make clean cuts and needing repeated heavy swings to dismember them, let alone getting thrown off-balance because the 90-pound cannibal with kuru smacked you with the force of your average bulimic teenager.

[@BigPuddin]

@@KaleidosXXI Yeah. Any dude physically capable of hauling that amount of weight for prolonged periods even with the omission of sprinting/jumping should be able slap an emaciated hobo to the shadow realm.

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

@@KaleidosXXI there’s a technique to getting heavy cylindrical loads on your shoulder. Once it’s on, it’s a lot easier to carry since it’s supported by your core and legs instead of just your arms. Still fucking heavy but a lot easier to manage. Source: I move a lot of dense handmade rugs at work

[@sarmin8008]

He used to play professional soccer

[@knucklesdark4056]

The multiplayer is basically - "A family can be ten dads. That's it, just ten dads with no kids"

[@scipioninja]

Just like god intended.

[@Altered-Stigma]

Make it into a survival show.

[@cattibingo]

There is a word for this. I believe it is called a "bukake"

[@chainsawplayin]

@@cattibingo Grooming gang

[@HellBrYnger]

@@chainsawplayin at the Ram Ranch

[@tramrant]

10:39 you can actually be peaceful with them, but its very hard to pull off. you have to never hit them or ran away from them, and dont turn your back on them, but you can block their attacks. After several encounters like this they'll become 'peaceful'..sort of. They'll still run up to you but never hit you.

[@thomaswood8405]

That sounds more like a bug than intended design.

[@buildings_and_food]

@@thomaswood8405 how does it not sound like intended design to be able to negotiate peace with the mutants?

[@thomaswood8405]

@@buildings_and_food If they're still charging at you, that's not peace. It just makes it sound like some values got messed up somewhere. Considering the bugs with the animal AI, it's not much of a stretch.

[@buildings_and_food]

@@thomaswood8405 fair. doesn't seem any more likely to me to be one than the other, though. even the idea that mutant AI defaults to an aggression level of what sounds like 1 or 0, which = never initiates attacks, is interesting and possibly intentional

[@mitchellhorton9382]

@@thomaswood8405 Okay so the tribals don't attack you but the starving ferals will; but the tribals respect your restraint from the feral's attacks because the tribals themselves only kill the ferals when they have to, that's *why* there are roaming ferals in the first place

[@bibonic]

I remember the first time I played the forest, it was terrifying. I had a fire going, whilst working on my home. Just out of reach of the light, I could see one of the cannibals just watching me.

[@captainkeyes9913]

1:05 "...Timmy with an unfortunate haircut..." *Looks at mirror and worrys*

[@ValosarX]

The cave sections of this game are some of the most horrific moments of my life. Swimming under water into the unknown total black not knowing if I would actually make it out or not was horrible. I love this game so much!

[@Shadowfire204]

I've actually never had those issues with the animals. They never have stuck around for me. My main source of food were turtles because if you built a base on the right spot, they were a constant and slow source that crawled in a straight line

[@TheSocialSolipsist]

I feel like "Something foul you might only see on National Geographic or your local Con" is a joke that went really underappreciated. Well played.

[@TimeSpaceWanderer]

"HE'S DESTROYING THE PEOPLE JERKY" I'm crying lmao

[@X-SPONGED]

12:04 Pro Tip : The Burning Rock is for you to throw or slingshot at The Cannibals. Molotovs and more efficient and deadly so these are more risk for less reward.

[@sempitraum5541]

The forest was the source of many a tale within my friend group. It's a pretty simple game, but things can get off the rails real fast. Good for bonding with the boys.

[@LJ-qh5ni]

Exactly! We had a blast of a time playing this game with a few friends. The story was eh, but the cannibal AI really spooked us at times. The first time we slaughtered one and saw another tribesman drag him away, how tribes react differently to which member you killed.. Encountering those mutants for the first time, pretty unexpectedly. The truly creepy cave crawls. All pretty amazing. But the best part, one we still regularly reference in other games, was our custom effigy called 'Plz don't look at my PP.' It was a two legs sideways, two arms inwards and a head on top. Top tier stuff.

[@Triggerhappy938]

"Smash player practice the wrong kind of grooming" Yikes

[@changsiah2]

i do hope new legends will rise and not all Smash player are like that (i love smash and hope smash community going back to normal)

[@personontheinternet629]

Hello, i'm not a native english speaker and i dont get the joke nor reference if there is any. I love playing smash and i know what grooming is, but what is meant with "the wrong kind of grooming"?

[@anonamously5858]

@@personontheinternet629 grooming can refer to personal hygiene or methods predators use to abuse children. Been some gross people in the smash community. As in they ain't washing but they are being creepos.

[@sportsjefe]

@@anonamously5858 But they're probably also not washing.

[@ipeut14]

Yeah.. I was gonna sub and now I'm not, despise ppl that perpetuate the smash pedo thing. Makes you wonder what other stereotypes these ppl have

[@Aunny123]

Played this game with my friends for an entire summer. Such a well thought out game with an amazing sandbox. The shit we would do with the physics were hilarious! Story was solid but kind of strange towards the end. Glitches/bugs were littered throughout, even after early access. Overall 8/10 was my score.

[@svendays]

Ross is definitely a survivor. You have to be if you're going to play through "Armed & Delirious."

[@Tank_Facts]

No doubt. And he even put us all through his trials and tribulations. Imagine EDITING a video for that game let alone playing it.

[@googleforcedhandle]

Those videos changed me, I miss my old self

[@stephenferro6536]

"When I cover another early access title that got released." Mandy you already reviewed Factorio. You just don't remember because you weren't on your meds

[@monkeytoster]

Ssethteznch reviewed factorial?

[@ladisgust]

It's gonna be Risk of Rain 2 I'm sure of it.

[@spencersanderford7518]

I really hope it's subnautica

[@vaultdude4871]

@@spencersanderford7518 that would be a really good review

[@TasMan14PL]

@@spencersanderford7518 hey, remember how Subnautica devs fired their audioguy for his opinions?

[@bobchipman4473]

I think we all want to be part of a dad collective someday.

[@julio1759]

"I just want this to be over" Me: *Glances at my Berserk manga collection* Me too man.. Me too.

[@annabella1650]

On the bright side, at least the “breaks” aren’t as king as A Song of Ice and Fire.

[@mistamethylbrot2187]

@Just a normal nazgul the 90s one is okay and actually brought most people to the fantastic manga. Also the music in the anime is pretty well fitting in my opinion.

[@mistamethylbrot2187]

like The Forest it sadly will never be completed...

[@mistamethylbrot2187]

@Just a normal nazgul better would be an actual ending of the manga. we will see neither, i fear.

[@mistamethylbrot2187]

@Just a normal nazgul i sincerely wish, Kentaro Miura would live that long

[@astillia6073]

10:28 This shit blew me away. WOW. What a great, twisted idea to have the cannibals actually become submissive if you do enough crazy shit.

[@SharpSangalli]

He mislead you. He had paint covering his body, which results in the cannibals worshiping you.

[@anotherone7585]

I remember in the early build blocking any block any type of damage, including fall damage. So you jump into the hole and just block and then you are safe

[@dodowhisperer2114]

So what steve Roger's did in "captain America the winter soldier"

[@ColdHawk]

9:06 That’s me the night after I had lunch at an “authentic” Indian restaurant and then met up with friends at our annual chili cook off.

[@bamboozlednoodle6513]

I’m wheezing

[@aninditapaul9291]

Funnily enough, actual Indian food is really healthy.

[@ColdHawk]

This isn’t commentary on the relative healthiness of Indian food, only on the delicacy of my constitution when confronted with an abrupt change from an exceedingly bland diet by a whole lot of spicy….

[@DoomChopStick]

Mandalore: There are a lot of weapons that can change up your gameplay! Me: Upgraded rock with glass shards to smack some cannibals.

[@andrew24601]

Thanks for the detailed captions :) It really elevates the quality of your videos for HOH people, and points out things we wouldn’t otherwise hear.

[@ripred42]

Ah, a Ross Scott reference, now things are beginning to make sense. More later.

[@AntonAdelson]

Time stamp please?

[@Bukkarooo]

@@AntonAdelson 24:25 during the questions in the credits

[@teph1256]

this games feels like the fallout sneering imperialist perk: the game

[@johnisaacfelipe6357]

And like the perk, it was seriously fun

[@bigmikey5575]

I think being red scares them because the doctor who stole Timmy was red, and if he was willing to take a small, defenseless child, who knows what he did to the cannibals. They probably think you ARE the doctor when you paint yourself red, and are afraid of what unspeakable horrors this man, bathed in blood, did to them.

[@TheShadow7771]

There's lore that indicates that the doctor intentionally conditioned them to fear red to control them better.

[@bigmikey5575]

@@TheShadow7771 so your saying I'm correct

[@KaleidosXXI]

@@bigmikey5575 Not sure how you interpreted that as you being correct when you have it completely backwards and your assumption is wrong. They're not afraid of the doctor nor do they mistake you for him when you're painted. They fear the color red itself, not some red man who did "unspeakable horrors" to them. Also, willingness to sacrifice a child to save their own child doesn't translate into any kind of rampant sadistic behavior or willingness to inflict mass horror to an entire population, it's not even a particularly immoral decision all things considered and plenty of people would make the same choice if they could.

[@jasonscarborough94]

"And the door to cannibalism opens quicker, this makes the natives angry" hypocrites

[@kiros2032]

Ross Scott is definitely the guy you want as a survivor buddy, he as a way of thinking outside of the box and he's a cool dude to boot.

[@vcomrade]

17:03 the best bit *I do not want to be a cannibal anymore,* *I just want to be happy.*

[@BeginTheEnd570]

Wow Shammy is just gonna snack on people jerky and defend your stockpile of it in your video, but yell at David when he would snap into a Slim James. I can't believe this hypocrisy.

[@electricbayonet2]

Flamethrowers and lumberjacking set to the national anthem? I was not expecting this level of patriotism...but I am very happy to have been given it.

[@R3GARnator]

Just another day in Finland.

[@gabrielhouston8303]

Lol where is that part at in the vid?

[@PurpleFreezerPage]

The frickin enemy design seems sooooo good. The clips make it look very impressive. The sound, the choices they make, their movement.

[@Kilroy_5150]

I loved this game for many reasons but my favorite was: You can become the stalker and you can become the "thing" that comes out of the darkness and kills and drags them off. In this game, if you've got the skill and nerve to be a hunter, you can flip the "who's the big, bad monster" factor on the AIs and you get this "Wolverine" mentality because the game starts off where, if at all possible, you 'avoid' the mutated life. To a small degree, they will fear you because they don't really react well to 'you' coming out of the darkness and killing one (while the other doesn't originally notice) and they freak out. Man-traps, in this game, are really fun as well because (again) it's you hunting them and their reactions are great. To set one on fire and watch them slam into each other, and the other catch fire, i laughed hard on that one. Yeah, this game allows you to go from the hunted to the hunter. And yes, the sound on this game is KING because you can sit and listen and hear things happening, especially them running by or screaming If you want a "good" VR experience, forego the VR controls and only use the headset and use classic controls (like in Battle Zone Gold). The VR controls are OH SO SLOW and clunky and you get dead WAY too quickly. The mutants remind me of the sand people and when Obi-Wan says, "They startle quickly but soon will be back...and in greater numbers".....that's these guys.

[@ColdHawk]

Well, that’s just a shade on the side of scary. Let’s hope this is a sufficient outlet to keep your inner psychopath satisfied and that it doesn’t ever get out into reality. Cheers.

[@dennison9839]

WOW I can't even play The Forest with devs inserting politically charged self-immolating deer into my game.

[@vianenhive]

I lament to inform you that the Deer was removed in the chinese version.

[@depthcharge126]

Rage against the Cannibals

[@banjobill8420]

@@kakroom3407 when will you learn When will you learn tHaT yOuR aCtIoNs HaVe CoNsEqUeNcEs

[@unconscious7219]

@@banjobill8420 Marbles status: LOST

[@13_faces]

Stick to reddit

[@Concentrix101]

When me and my friends played it recently, we only had two bugs. One where my friend who activated the boss scene got teleported back to the door where you enter (very minor) and the second being that one of the cannibals got stuck in a rabbit trap (which hilarious to watch) for about 30 seconds.

[@Scatteredpast]

"I thought I was misinterpreting something, like how smash players practiced the wrong form of "grooming"." Dude holy shit

[@jeremesmith9266]

What an amazing burn

[@1thevm1]

Oh it's the "get chased by Bedbanana" simulator game, I remember that one.

[@RimshotKiller]

"HE'S DESTROYING THE PEOPLE-JERKY!" Jesus man, he's probably trying to grab some part of one or several of his family members so he can arrange some kind of funeral. Show some sort of civility, won't you?

[@Morec0]

You don't just steal another man's food, bruh. Would you let a turkey crash your thanksgiving?