Facts that can save your life! #8

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cardogjones

cardogjones

Жыл бұрын

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@Hamzurger
@Hamzurger Жыл бұрын
“If somebody tries to kill you repeat after me, I invoke the fifth. They legally cannot harm you without consent.”
@thatwindowsxpfan1234
@thatwindowsxpfan1234 Жыл бұрын
Lmao tell that to my parents
@oreoluwaladeji7645
@oreoluwaladeji7645 Жыл бұрын
Wow. That's impressive sarcasm
@nickbenjamin12
@nickbenjamin12 Жыл бұрын
The fifth amendment just means you can refuse to answer any question it doesn’t mean you don’t consent (don’t get me wrong I know it also doesn’t mean you do)
@elialfassi9139
@elialfassi9139 Жыл бұрын
​@@nickbenjamin12 woooooshh
@zenisawesome
@zenisawesome Жыл бұрын
is that from that 1 law dude that always tells you to invoke the fifth
@NIKIPEDIAstarter
@NIKIPEDIAstarter Жыл бұрын
If you're ever alone in the forest and feel Observed by wild animals, never climb up a tree as the animal will close on you and wait for you to climb down and hunt you.
@TheImmortalMushroom
@TheImmortalMushroom Жыл бұрын
What if you jump on the animal and kill it from above?
@unusedaccount734
@unusedaccount734 Жыл бұрын
@@TheImmortalMushroom oh damn.
@brasergrazer8068
@brasergrazer8068 Жыл бұрын
@@TheImmortalMushroom As long as you're trying to save a princess and have a few mushrooms in your pocket it dhould work
@UrbanBricks
@UrbanBricks Жыл бұрын
​@@TheImmortalMushroom Average American.
@Yoshi_Lover
@Yoshi_Lover Жыл бұрын
Or if you are ever suddenly alone in a forest or it's suddenly quiet that's usually a sign that there's a predator in the area.
@pyre1209
@pyre1209 Жыл бұрын
"how many stock images do you want in this KZbin short?" "yes."
@icarustar2457
@icarustar2457 Жыл бұрын
​@ShadowX That's what subtitles are for
@Factoid135
@Factoid135 10 ай бұрын
@@Firebreather217 its to keep the audiences attention, so they dont get bored
@vyperbladez5101
@vyperbladez5101 5 ай бұрын
That is a issue because?
@yukimoore1134
@yukimoore1134 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t eat a lot of snow it can cause hypothermia” me drinking a slushy 🗿
@Lazygamer-dn5iz
@Lazygamer-dn5iz Жыл бұрын
That's not the same thing lol
@godzillagamer7512
@godzillagamer7512 Жыл бұрын
@@Lazygamer-dn5iz they’re both the same temperature
@meow2841
@meow2841 Жыл бұрын
@@godzillagamer7512 That’s not the same thing lol
@godzillagamer7512
@godzillagamer7512 Жыл бұрын
@@meow2841 they're both the same temperature
@burtzum4253
@burtzum4253 Жыл бұрын
​​@@godzillagamer7512 that's not the same thing lol
@Dam
@Dam Жыл бұрын
just eat the pillow
@archur.
@archur. Жыл бұрын
facts
@bilowasnotavailable
@bilowasnotavailable Жыл бұрын
And then eat the person. No one gets in trouble!
@cathylin6140
@cathylin6140 Жыл бұрын
@@bilowasnotavailable and then way the bed
@vkhxil
@vkhxil Жыл бұрын
AHHHH ILY DAM
@dinty7265
@dinty7265 Жыл бұрын
Get off yt
@archur.
@archur. Жыл бұрын
personally i just wouldnt get electrocuted
@Looza_man
@Looza_man Жыл бұрын
Yeah tbh skill issue for anyone that does
@oldmanoctopus
@oldmanoctopus Жыл бұрын
“How did you survive” “officer, its really simple, im just built different”
@b.k.5667
@b.k.5667 Жыл бұрын
Fr fr. Why didn't anyone think about this before
@dradekon
@dradekon Жыл бұрын
💀
@Mermaidz13
@Mermaidz13 Жыл бұрын
Hmm. How did we not think of this before
@PrussianPoe
@PrussianPoe Жыл бұрын
The pillow is literally the most impractical way to suffocate someone, yet it works so well in crime moves 💀
@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Жыл бұрын
doesnt it take like 3-4 hours before the symptoms start for suffocation actually start. your enemy has to press the pillow for like 5 hours orso constantly to kill, i think
@PrussianPoe
@PrussianPoe Жыл бұрын
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega lmao
@alex2005z
@alex2005z Жыл бұрын
​@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmegathats not how it works. Suffocation can knock you out after a few minutes. Maybe less.
@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega Жыл бұрын
​@@alex2005z it can knock you put faster, but to kill it takes longer.
@Cheese23145
@Cheese23145 9 ай бұрын
@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega if you’re knocked out, they have all the Time in the world to suffocate you
@coltonnewport9115
@coltonnewport9115 Жыл бұрын
In case anyone is wondering, you should almost always throw up if you feel like you’re supposed to, throwing up is natural, and one of your body’s best defenses against poisen/contaminants
@kaylamongiovi-oe6er
@kaylamongiovi-oe6er 7 ай бұрын
I have emetophobia tho I'm too scared to throw up
@MrsMagnificentMissy
@MrsMagnificentMissy 7 ай бұрын
i don’t have gag reflex. i don’t gag at all unless i’m doing it on purpose and when i throw up i don’t gag, i just have a certain weird feeling in my stomach then i throw up
@Merkantoine
@Merkantoine Жыл бұрын
"it's almost impossible to gag while humming" You have my attention.
@frosted_glaceon5513
@frosted_glaceon5513 Жыл бұрын
I've tried it. It doesn't really work that well.
@vexthepichu226
@vexthepichu226 Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@bestbedwarplayer
@bestbedwarplayer Жыл бұрын
Oh? I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
@Faolan_Grey
@Faolan_Grey Жыл бұрын
@@frosted_glaceon5513 prove it 😈
@frosted_glaceon5513
@frosted_glaceon5513 Жыл бұрын
@@Faolan_Grey I love spicy food, but sometimes it's too much for me and I end up suffering and throwing up. I hummed. Didn't do squat.
@andacondasqueeze159
@andacondasqueeze159 Жыл бұрын
staying grounded you will still get badly electrocuted, but it'll more just feel like an intense vibration, if the ground is broken you will die. which is why it's important to stay calm and not run if you feel a jolt, it will feel very bizarre but not necessarily painful. a lot of people might try to run from this feeling and doing so will complete the circuit and likely stop your heart
@rayyanshaikh5591
@rayyanshaikh5591 Жыл бұрын
Happened to me before, I accidentally touched both ends of a live plug. I just shook.
@Decaying_bacon
@Decaying_bacon Жыл бұрын
So that's what happened when I touched that lamp a few years back
@lenzi5119
@lenzi5119 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I could have died that one time?... happy thoughts... Edit: but good to know in the future
@bubbledog12
@bubbledog12 Жыл бұрын
When the was little my fingers could reach around and grab the metal tines of something being plugged into an outlet and it would pass electricity through my fingers. Now when I’m older I’m surprised that I’m not dead
@starfox5165
@starfox5165 Жыл бұрын
i once touched the metal prongs of a plug before i had fully unplugged it, got this cold vibration and couldn’t feel my fingers. luckily i was still pulling out the plug and i cut off the electricity before i got a real shock or blew the fuse.
@FunkyHorror1
@FunkyHorror1 Жыл бұрын
Worked as a linesman for 10 years. The crashed power pole thing is 100% true. If you are able, keep you feet together and do small hops like a kangaroo for more safety. Above all: DO NOT FALL OVER AND TOUCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES.
@nalinea18
@nalinea18 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact from someone who has been attacked by wolves: some wolves will attack anyway. Tbf to them the pack had cubs and I accidentally wandered between their cubs and them. They actually let me go once they realized I was trying to just GTFO.
@liolatte
@liolatte Жыл бұрын
Only do the humming one if you’re vomiting excessively. The act of vomiting is actually your body’s way of expelling something it deems unsafe and, although extremely painful in the moment, you’ll usually feel better after getting sick. However, if you’re just dry heaving over and over use the humming. edit: i say this as someone who legit the day before viewing this video threw up after almost 20 minutes of being extremely nauseous and felt SO much better
@SCP--X
@SCP--X Жыл бұрын
I agree, I had a bad stomach and by god was it ever painful but boy did I ever feel better by the end of it! However I wish I new this for when I had trouble stopping my self from dry heaving.
@Oxavian
@Oxavian Жыл бұрын
does it work when you're high or drunk?
@Alienguy500
@Alienguy500 Жыл бұрын
I did it on a boat when I was feeling sick although it was probably the fresh air that stopped me from throwing up because the inside stank of diesel
@liolatte
@liolatte Жыл бұрын
@@Oxavian never experienced either but i’m pretty sure it should although, from a biological viewpoint, being drunk or high does alter your body’s reaction time and cognition so i’m unsure if it would alter your gag reflex. do a quick google search but my guess is it either still works or is less affective.
@jazzbeeetazzbeee
@jazzbeeetazzbeee Жыл бұрын
Yeah agreed. I keep getting sick to the point of vomiting and the bliss afterwards, ignoring the sore throat and stomach, is much nicer than the nausea I would stay up until I threw up and then try to pass out immediately so that I'd be able to get to sleep when I was that sick For one time in it I just kept gagging until it left only BC I was feeling that sick and it was just deciding to nope
@raincloud6414
@raincloud6414 Жыл бұрын
That wolf tip also works in Breath Of The Wild. If you just keep walking towards the wolf, it won't attack.
@TheStormsContingency
@TheStormsContingency Жыл бұрын
Is this fact (in game) legit? I’ve played for like 3 years and didn’t know this.
@darkskull4498
@darkskull4498 Жыл бұрын
its true
@urlocalfence
@urlocalfence Жыл бұрын
really!? wow-
@prempatel6067
@prempatel6067 Жыл бұрын
Wolf? do you mean the lynels? bc they won't attack you unless you draw a weapon, so you can just walk towards them until you get too close
@bagek
@bagek Жыл бұрын
​@@prempatel6067 first off, there are wolves in botw. 2nd lines don't attack you if you have majoras mask or a lynel mask
@nessap2706
@nessap2706 Жыл бұрын
People with siblings already know about the first tip.😅
@kryw10
@kryw10 Жыл бұрын
I needed that pillow advice once. At least now I know if it ever comes up again.
@koifishes9901
@koifishes9901 Жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about how matpat is about to attack us with a crowbar 💀
@Noahisdrawing
@Noahisdrawing Жыл бұрын
thank you
@idontknow-48
@idontknow-48 Жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just realized that XD
@asomewhatgoofyguy4950
@asomewhatgoofyguy4950 19 күн бұрын
god i was looking for this comment
@xinyan119
@xinyan119 Жыл бұрын
"once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it"
@dradekon
@dradekon Жыл бұрын
xiao
@apenwithwrights63
@apenwithwrights63 Жыл бұрын
xiao
@nightmighty
@nightmighty Жыл бұрын
xiao
@canadaballplayz9999
@canadaballplayz9999 Жыл бұрын
xiao chain
@imreadytokermitsomecrime4761
@imreadytokermitsomecrime4761 Жыл бұрын
xiao
@leofwulf268
@leofwulf268 Жыл бұрын
the snow will ALSO burn your lips, I remember Bear Grylls was doing stuff in the mountains and basically said this "resist the urge to eat the snow, just grab some in your canteen, place it under your coat if you can to heat it up and in a while you'll have drinking water"
@YourTraditionalBaseball9Player
@YourTraditionalBaseball9Player Ай бұрын
If you feel like you have to throw up and it’s a school night make sure you throw up, many say this causes happiness
@stickanimations7565
@stickanimations7565 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the tips bro, i will remember when I go on for my next victim!
@OVERMID
@OVERMID Жыл бұрын
Yeah bro and as a fellow serial killer here's another tip! Leave nothing behind!
@hxneystqr4700
@hxneystqr4700 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Cassidyishere-sc1ts
@Cassidyishere-sc1ts Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@mehulagrawala8924
@mehulagrawala8924 Жыл бұрын
Remember to go to red room and do live streaming before the victim dies u will earn a lot of money -----------Hitler
@weebandgaminginc.7593
@weebandgaminginc.7593 Жыл бұрын
ほ…近づいてる?
@JoeyTv.
@JoeyTv. Жыл бұрын
“If someone is trying to suffocate you with a pillow. Just don’t suffocate. Simple as that.”
@laddaleangthong2684
@laddaleangthong2684 Жыл бұрын
Big brain
@Sgt.Blitzwing_Anti-furry007
@Sgt.Blitzwing_Anti-furry007 Жыл бұрын
*but you didn't have to cut me off*
@uncheck
@uncheck Жыл бұрын
no seriously it’s common sense
@andrewyates1986
@andrewyates1986 Жыл бұрын
until they push hard enough to break your neck
@mcvenne8935
@mcvenne8935 Жыл бұрын
I've always been told eating snow like that causes sores. Always melt it if you eat a lot in a survival situation. Outside of that, you can eat a little snow. It's fine. Just don't eat the yellow snow.
@Dragonwagon011
@Dragonwagon011 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the throwing up one whenever I have anxiety or I'm overwhelmed I feel like I'll throw up or I actually do throw up so I hope this helps😊
@Errornamenotfound-re4yp
@Errornamenotfound-re4yp Жыл бұрын
If someone is trying to suffocate you and you can’t stop it stop struggling after some time, most people don’t know how long it takes to suffocate someone
@Dahlia-starynight
@Dahlia-starynight Жыл бұрын
That's more smart than the advice they gave us bro 💀
@kai9881
@kai9881 Жыл бұрын
Wrong, because humans can measure time, and it's easy to tell if someone is dead or faking. Especially if you randomly stop moving
@Daniel_3322
@Daniel_3322 Жыл бұрын
​@@kai9881 you know that counting seconds does not tell you how long it takes to suffocate a human right?
@kai9881
@kai9881 Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel_3322 You know that someone doesn't need to count each individual second to accurately know how much time has passed right? Besides, it's common knowledge that 5 minutes is he standard time it can take to suffocate.
@Daniel_3322
@Daniel_3322 Жыл бұрын
@@kai9881 pretty sure it isn't and I'm also pretty sure that most people would just say "okay yeah that's like the maximum amount it can take" Because most people that would decide to kill you, probably don't have enough patience to press a pillow against someones head for 5 minutes.
@readypickles
@readypickles Жыл бұрын
I can’t get over that first image, it looks like Matpat is about to shank me with a crowbar lmaooo
@xX__Rat69__Xx
@xX__Rat69__Xx Жыл бұрын
but thats just a theory
@antifurry5102
@antifurry5102 Жыл бұрын
@@xX__Rat69__Xx A Film/Game/Food Theory!
@betterthanyou7863
@betterthanyou7863 Жыл бұрын
​@@antifurry5102 /fashion theory
@denjisleftnu-
@denjisleftnu- Жыл бұрын
ONG
@rocco5361
@rocco5361 Жыл бұрын
Came here to say that
@jadetiger8125
@jadetiger8125 Жыл бұрын
i was in fact the low chance of throwing up when humming-
@WaffelYT_
@WaffelYT_ Жыл бұрын
These are so specific. Especially the pillow one
@JIsDoingSomething
@JIsDoingSomething Жыл бұрын
“Just rotate your head to the side and breath.” Bro, if I’m in a situation where I can’t get the pillow off of my face on my own, chances are when they realize I’m not dead, they’ll snap my neck or kill me via other means
@frosted_glaceon5513
@frosted_glaceon5513 Жыл бұрын
I think you're supposed to slow your breathing and play dead.
@anunphunnyguy7593
@anunphunnyguy7593 Жыл бұрын
I guess just act like you're dead and strike on the right time?
@aquatic3710
@aquatic3710 Жыл бұрын
Just pretend like you're dead and don't breathe, if they're slightly dumb they'll leave you be but if they're smart they'll try to make sure you're dead. Unless you're extremely swift and fast enough to get away before they do that, you're pretty much dead
@idontknow-48
@idontknow-48 Жыл бұрын
That's why the element of surprise is a thing. If you stop moving after a while of fake panicking they will think you are dead. Most people who decide to kill you through suffocation pretty much makes clear that it's most likely their first time trying to kill someone and they didn't think too deep about it otherwise they would come with a weapon. If they try to suffocate you it's most likely a heat of the moment reaction and most likely it's either personal reasons or simply a inexperienced thief. Pretend to be dead, regardless of them being a "professional" killer/murderer or not they will automatically assume you are dead. If they check for any sign you just jump at them since either way alive or dead they expect you to be unconscious. It is dangerous and risky but faking to be dead and wait for them to check might be even more risky.
@PrestonPokemon
@PrestonPokemon Жыл бұрын
@@idontknow-48 wait a minute that’s strangely specific🤣
@DawnOfChill
@DawnOfChill Жыл бұрын
Okay but who's actually gonna just stare a wolf in the face and not move an inch
@justin_g6187
@justin_g6187 Жыл бұрын
If im gonna die, I'll at least attempt to pull a httyd and tame a fucking wolf
@Mermaidz13
@Mermaidz13 Жыл бұрын
​ @Justin_g618 if I'm gonna die, I'm kicking wolves in the face, and seeing if I could actually do a cool kick to the wolves face. I'm gonna see what my kill count would be
@Gnomebowl
@Gnomebowl Жыл бұрын
@@justin_g6187 nah bro if I’m gonna die you gotta try and no scope the wolf with a rock or something
@dusk_en
@dusk_en Жыл бұрын
Well you can say what you want but your fight-or-flight will kick in and your body will make the decision for you
@Zuion_Art
@Zuion_Art Жыл бұрын
Honestly if that ever happen i would just pet it and tame it
@l.lawleit683
@l.lawleit683 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact:- if this situation actually happens to me, I forgot all these tips because of panic 😂
@YesjustYes
@YesjustYes Жыл бұрын
“If a shark tries to attack you, swim to the bottom of the ocean.”
@entr3_nou5
@entr3_nou5 Жыл бұрын
Been in the pillow situation. They can tell when you're turning your head and they'll just block that too.
@joshuawhiting2327
@joshuawhiting2327 Жыл бұрын
Bro are you okay
@Helena-me6mp
@Helena-me6mp Жыл бұрын
@@joshuawhiting2327 its difficult to know if they are telling the truth ngl
@entr3_nou5
@entr3_nou5 Жыл бұрын
@@Helena-me6mp why would I lie about being almost smothered to death? What do I gain from that?
@Helena-me6mp
@Helena-me6mp Жыл бұрын
@@entr3_nou5 Attention. I dont accuse you of lying, its just that such things are often made up to gain clout. I didnt want to insult you in the slightest.
@Pannenkaka
@Pannenkaka Жыл бұрын
@@Helena-me6mp But, he was informing you and us on how the strangler can tell that you’re turning your head, and how they would adjust accordingly? That’s not begging for attention, that’s informal and could prove useful to you one day.
@lisha3595
@lisha3595 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in the Caribbean, "Do not drink the milk of brown coconuts" is actually wrong, you mean dont drink the water of the old coconuts. The Coconut Milk is made from the hardened white flesh/jelly inside that we grate and put into water. When boiled down, you get coconut cream, when you boil it even further down, you get coconut oil and fried coconut curds from the cream( we call this kaka here). Also, the bready growth that is in the middle of a growing coconut is also edible as long as it doesnt smell spoilt. Do with that information what you will 🥰
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 Жыл бұрын
I almost started laughing, green and brown coconuts come from the same plant and are technically the same fruit lol
@lisha3595
@lisha3595 Жыл бұрын
@@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 I know right?😂 i had to stop and process what the heck i really heard. i gotta wonder if some people just hear a random fact and run with it without actually researching to confirm it
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 Жыл бұрын
@@lisha3595 Reminds of how many people think green, yellow and red bell peppers come from different plants when in reality those are just the stages of bell pepper ripeness :D
@Aochso
@Aochso Жыл бұрын
In german kaka is a word small children would use to describe shit. Lol.
@lisha3595
@lisha3595 Жыл бұрын
@@Aochso the irony is, we also use it like that here💀🤣🤣
@Zion_ZN
@Zion_ZN Жыл бұрын
Me standing up to a wolf 🐺...5 seconds later I'm missing a leg
@Imaqueensayhi
@Imaqueensayhi 2 ай бұрын
I felt like I was gonna throw up until I started humming
@miniongeorge60
@miniongeorge60 Жыл бұрын
If someone tries to suffocate you with a pillow, just don’t suffocate
@keneeko
@keneeko Жыл бұрын
Just eat the pillow
@Goultardtheiopgod
@Goultardtheiopgod Жыл бұрын
Just breathe through ur butt or skin like frogs and turtles
@bababoi0636
@bababoi0636 Жыл бұрын
great advice :) will do next time
@Scapi0609
@Scapi0609 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea! 👏
@ack2463
@ack2463 Жыл бұрын
I’ve found that turning into the pillow is easier
@33o00JP2
@33o00JP2 Жыл бұрын
That's true if you hum when you feel like you're going to throw up you won't throw up... you'll throw up out of your nose.
@johnloman4164
@johnloman4164 Жыл бұрын
If you have to throw up, you better throw up. If your body don’t want it In you, it doesn’t have any business being inside of you.
@UrBoiGamerKing
@UrBoiGamerKing Ай бұрын
“It’s almost impossible to gag while humming.” Who else started humming for no reason?
@nathanlim4221
@nathanlim4221 Жыл бұрын
what the police finna do? shoot the telephone pole?
@YOURMOM53100
@YOURMOM53100 Жыл бұрын
Why do you think they’re brown
@nathanlim4221
@nathanlim4221 Жыл бұрын
@@YOURMOM53100 im tryna not laugh 💀💀
@ImProbDed
@ImProbDed Жыл бұрын
💀
@NIKIPEDIAstarter
@NIKIPEDIAstarter Жыл бұрын
​@@YOURMOM53100 Dude. Where can I get you're joking brain cells??
@hoskinsfilms6227
@hoskinsfilms6227 Жыл бұрын
​@@YOURMOM53100 It's a good joke. A great joke even! But I'm gonna need you to stop anyway.
@ragomtb
@ragomtb Жыл бұрын
If you feel like you’re gonna puke, you gotta get that stuff out of you, don’t hold it in and try not to puke.
@diglett_dude9879
@diglett_dude9879 Жыл бұрын
But there goes all the unabsorbed whiskey!!
@sunsetoforlando
@sunsetoforlando Жыл бұрын
what if your on space mountain or something lmao
@diglett_dude9879
@diglett_dude9879 Жыл бұрын
@@sunsetoforlando you make sure it goes behind you not in front, and always at the bottom of the loop, don't want to catch on the way back round
@sunsetoforlando
@sunsetoforlando Жыл бұрын
@@diglett_dude9879 there are no loops on space mountain lmao, besides, cast wont be too impressed once you come back around to unload lol
@calvin7997
@calvin7997 Жыл бұрын
I love how I watch these videos only to forget what’s everything by the time they end😂
@roccothepuppy8332
@roccothepuppy8332 Жыл бұрын
‘’ Dont eat a lot of snow or you could get hypothermia’’ Me: eating Snowcone 💀
@rowanbcapr
@rowanbcapr Жыл бұрын
survival tips: if you ever get lost in the woods with only the clothes on your back, look for a stream immediately. do not eat any berries or fungus if you are not a foraging professional. if you find a stream you can eat the fish, as all freshwater fish are safe to eat. if you need veggie food, i recommend the roots of dandelion flowers as they are the best tasting part of the plant (you can eat every part of it but once the flower blooms the leaves start to taste bitter) if you need to butcher an animal look for flint, it’s a rock that will look waxy on the inside and chalky on the outside. it creates a razor sharp edge when a flake is taken off, and can be easily used to butcher animals or carve wood. if you are sure no one will be able to find you within 3 hours, construct a small shelter out of sturdy dead wood. Large Y shaped branches are the best for this as they can easily be staked into the ground. make a small tent shaped structure that you can fit under, and maybe a fire pit if you have the time for it. the best way to keep rain off you is bark, so take the flint shards from earlier and cut sheets of tree bark and place it over the tent. if it’s hard to stay stable, you can tie it on using cordage. the best cordage substitute you have all year round is the thin roots of pine trees. just take a stick and pull some up and strip the bark off. these are also great for weaving as when they dry they get hard, and can be resoaked to make pliable again. you now need a fire. the easiest way to make fire is a bow drill, look it up so that you know how it works. apply medium pressure and speed at first until you get smoke and a lot of brown dry dust, then apply a lot of pressure and speed to ignite the dust. you then have a small ember you can blow into flames in a tinder pile. now to boil water, you need a container. the easiest one to make is a bark bowl. these have various designs but it’s basically just folding bark. the inside is your bowl. this will store water, and to boil it you heat up rocks in your fire and then move them with a stick into the bowl, causing the water to boil. this is everything you need for basic survival
@kristensouthworth9915
@kristensouthworth9915 Жыл бұрын
What if I am a kid and not strong
@DlooberPooper
@DlooberPooper Жыл бұрын
@@kristensouthworth9915 then you die
@sheldonleecooper263
@sheldonleecooper263 Жыл бұрын
@@kristensouthworth9915 it was nice to meet you
@MathsOP
@MathsOP Жыл бұрын
@@kristensouthworth9915 grow up.
@Racheal_dant
@Racheal_dant Жыл бұрын
​@@sheldonleecooper263 and @MathsOP just leave him alone he didnt do anything to you
@pewq4691
@pewq4691 Жыл бұрын
Bruh throwing up is a natural response to a digestive issue, if you are going to puke, then let it happen, your body knows best.
@Shadow_Link_Corner_Glitch
@Shadow_Link_Corner_Glitch Жыл бұрын
Mine doesn't. It will just throw up a bunch of acid randomly.
@maybeweare7357
@maybeweare7357 Жыл бұрын
Someone : tries to suffocate Me : breathe air
@erinfreeman452
@erinfreeman452 3 ай бұрын
"if somebody trys to kill you with a pillow" Matpat shows up holding a sword
@urheadset3584
@urheadset3584 Жыл бұрын
Drinking water from snow is still a bad idea. The water snow is made of contains almost no minerals, that makes it that the water almost immediatly goes into your cells (and can also make those cells explode) and doesn't hydrate the bloodstream
@jangpokemar3449
@jangpokemar3449 Жыл бұрын
The snow fact in the video is false because the amount of snow you would have to eat to get hypothermia in your stomach is insane
@Kalmarstormfeather
@Kalmarstormfeather Жыл бұрын
​@@jangpokemar3449ya since your stomach is literally filled with boiling acid
@sk1dzzz608
@sk1dzzz608 Жыл бұрын
And snow is dirty as hell too
@panzerofthelake506
@panzerofthelake506 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, drinking distilled water is bad, you need normal saline water
@japanpanda2179
@japanpanda2179 Жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. It's no different from drinking rainwater which, while it's definitely not clean, won't kill you.
@thedimensionalpotato1534
@thedimensionalpotato1534 Жыл бұрын
When you're panicking, you can't really think about anything. Had experienced being suffocated with a pillow by my uncle when I was 9 and all I could do was struggle. I was trying to recreate what happened back then and only then find out I could breathe if I turn my head.
@laurenyoutube123
@laurenyoutube123 Жыл бұрын
u ok? 😭😭
@purpsosa
@purpsosa Жыл бұрын
oh my god bro💀
@just_escaped_the_prison
@just_escaped_the_prison 7 ай бұрын
*"If you ever feel like throwing up, Start humming"* Patient next to me: WHO TF IS HUMMING AT 3AM JUST LET ME SLEEP-
@eliasujashvili7113
@eliasujashvili7113 Жыл бұрын
Me taking small shuffling steps while my a$$ is on fire is my favorite thing
@TheInfinityBacon
@TheInfinityBacon Жыл бұрын
When wolves confront you (from what this video taught me) you walk towards them with that "you fucked up look" in cartoon/show/games where the person walks slowly and furiously.
@OVERMID
@OVERMID Жыл бұрын
So you walk up to them like some goofy a$$ anime character 💀
@lemonsqueezykids2744
@lemonsqueezykids2744 Жыл бұрын
'EVERYONE RUN THERE IS A FIRE' me: shuffling along like a penguin edit: ty for the likes yay!!
@ebola420
@ebola420 Жыл бұрын
it's complementary to the electrical wire car accident, and also, if you need to get out of the car, jump as far as you can
@williampena197
@williampena197 Жыл бұрын
​@@ebola420 that makes more sense
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 Жыл бұрын
Wolves: we got this...OH SHIZ HE'S STANDING STILL!
@thewhar999
@thewhar999 Жыл бұрын
bro sometimes throwing up is essential to survival
@JeffTheEpic
@JeffTheEpic Жыл бұрын
How easy it is to counter being suffocated by a pillow just makes it so damn goofy that anyone’s actually ever gone out that way
@jackqtvsstuff715
@jackqtvsstuff715 Жыл бұрын
Watch Joker. He kills his mom with one
@starfox5165
@starfox5165 Жыл бұрын
well, if the victim is physically weaker than the suffocated and the pillow is thick and hard to breathe through, it’s pretty easy. it was probably a convincing way to make it look like an old person died in their sleep before autopsies could prove asphyxiation.
@goldenblyat4681
@goldenblyat4681 Жыл бұрын
@@starfox5165 can confirm
@Kentuckygoatman
@Kentuckygoatman Жыл бұрын
The attacker would probably be pushing down very hard. It would probably be hard to turn your head. But I'm not an expert so idk.
@adolfilyichmarx9589
@adolfilyichmarx9589 Жыл бұрын
Someone just recently died in my county from a downed power line. Poor guy was an assistant wrestling coach at a high school.
@fishyyproductions6947
@fishyyproductions6947 Жыл бұрын
“It’s almost impossible to throw up while humming” *continues to sing opera*
@TnT21Kiwis
@TnT21Kiwis Жыл бұрын
If the snow is yellow it will be warm enough to drink.
@emilserupdahl7219
@emilserupdahl7219 Жыл бұрын
Man I could’ve used that tip about throwing up on Friday before I threw up on the floor of the plane I was flying on💀
@Kermie__
@Kermie__ Жыл бұрын
Man these are some really good tips, If only I could remember them for more than 2 minutes
@doachepi5413
@doachepi5413 Жыл бұрын
Thanks the pillow one helped me from my brother!!
@BlueIsPro
@BlueIsPro Жыл бұрын
"rotate your head until there is a small air pocket" the pillow fights between me and my younger siblings:
@DrewsterRooster37
@DrewsterRooster37 Жыл бұрын
Pro tip, the only pillows that can actually suffocate you are really dense memory foam, and the silicone ones. They may restrict your breathing, but remain calm and you won't even have to worry about passing out.
@10hawell
@10hawell Жыл бұрын
Silent Hill 2 would go completely different if Mary Sunderland knew it.
@ajtv_ag
@ajtv_ag Жыл бұрын
I should send it to my mom for the throw up section
@pmn3120
@pmn3120 Жыл бұрын
I love how back then we used to have very serious videos to give serious advice, now we have minecraft parkour videos with someones voice behind it
@totallynotems8776
@totallynotems8776 Жыл бұрын
“hey mom can I have some snow to eat” the snow at home: 💧
@Lil-Pony
@Lil-Pony Жыл бұрын
I love wolves. I would stand my ground and look them in the eyes. I would then approach them and want to pet them. That would be my downfall.
@llamaman420
@llamaman420 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you'd die fr 💀
@williampena197
@williampena197 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, they would feast on your body and naw on your bones
@hungariangiraffe6361
@hungariangiraffe6361 Жыл бұрын
I don't know about wolves but dogs think you wanna fight if you look in their eyes so that's probably not a good idea.
@PappyP
@PappyP Жыл бұрын
I dont think he knows the difference between a wolf and a dog
@Lil-Pony
@Lil-Pony Жыл бұрын
@@PappyP I do. 😗
@derekluxton
@derekluxton Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the tip because I was sick while watching this and when I feel like I am going to barf I will just start humming. 👍
@CantPlaceYT
@CantPlaceYT Жыл бұрын
The humming part actually helped! Thanks!
@ihatech1pr37
@ihatech1pr37 Жыл бұрын
The humming thing is actually pretty useful ngl
@Stup1d...r
@Stup1d...r Жыл бұрын
another wolf survival tip!: if you come across a pack by yourself, make eye contact with the wolf, put your arms to your side, and bow. this is how you let it know you not a threat. edit: GUYS I SEARCHED THIS ON GOOGLE. IT MIGHT NOT BE TRUE.
@lordlyka68
@lordlyka68 Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is a joke or genuine advice 😅
@Stup1d...r
@Stup1d...r Жыл бұрын
@@lordlyka68 i found it on google so idk-
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 Жыл бұрын
Me: *wolf form off* Good choice *bows back*
@Stup1d...r
@Stup1d...r Жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 what the hell-
@aname375
@aname375 Жыл бұрын
“I am not in danger. *I am the danger* ”
@JeneheDrawsYt
@JeneheDrawsYt 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the throw up one, next time I’ll hum on the plane
@Soldier_Sprout
@Soldier_Sprout Жыл бұрын
How to survive a wolf ambush Do the ultra instinct pose
@IIlIllIIlllIII
@IIlIllIIlllIII Жыл бұрын
I'd also be surprised if I found a coconut with coconut milk in it, considering there should be only coconut water
@g.s.651
@g.s.651 Жыл бұрын
Correct-and either way, he’s wrong.
@mapletree8086
@mapletree8086 Жыл бұрын
Me who’s exhausted: ok youtube before bed The youtube algorithm: 😳
@leoniellariosa5756
@leoniellariosa5756 Жыл бұрын
Criminals be like watching this:that's why we need back up thx for the heads up 👌
@koalabeargamez1630
@koalabeargamez1630 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for these tips a lot oftimes I almost puked but humming kinda made me worse but it wouldn’t let me gag so i was completely safe!
@connorclark1673
@connorclark1673 Жыл бұрын
Wolves wont often attack humans, so you should be fine in a wolf situation. Most tend to stay away. If you have any sort of gun though, fire off a warning shot if you think SHTF, guns scare off most things that can hear it
@mcdnaldsworkr
@mcdnaldsworkr Жыл бұрын
adding to the snow one: after you melt it, make sure that you also boil it after it's melted (and, obviously, let it cool down a bit after boiling)
@oscarthenotsogrouchy
@oscarthenotsogrouchy Жыл бұрын
“i like the yellow snow the best”
@stanteamofficial1791
@stanteamofficial1791 Жыл бұрын
I use the pillow tip for when my brother pins a blanket on me 😂
@Sporklez420
@Sporklez420 Жыл бұрын
Tbh, most people just start groaning and that works just fine. It’s the same as humming
@KaZKaZZi567
@KaZKaZZi567 Жыл бұрын
okay the first picture..is that matpat the person looks a lot like matpat sobs
@silviurec8550
@silviurec8550 Жыл бұрын
the humming part helped me coz i felt at that moment that i was gonna throw up
@pencilshavings_yt
@pencilshavings_yt 8 ай бұрын
Nahhhh if someone suffocating me with a pillow im just gonna stand there
@isabelt4132
@isabelt4132 Жыл бұрын
If you are ever alone in the middle of the forest and you dont know where you are, stay calm, make as much noise as posseble so you scare any wild animals away and try to guide your way out of the forest by following the sun.
@sheldonleecooper263
@sheldonleecooper263 Жыл бұрын
Making noise wouldn't tell the animal that don't get scared by noises that you're there?
@bluhplays3066
@bluhplays3066 Жыл бұрын
​@@sheldonleecooper263 most animals don't mess with humans because we're bipedal, which in the animal world means "I'm standing tall because I'm strong and not scared" That's why bears stand on their hind legs to fight and horses stand when they meet a predator. Tl:Dr Bipedal=scary
@sheldonleecooper263
@sheldonleecooper263 Жыл бұрын
@@bluhplays3066 that's quite interesting, didn't look at it that way. I always thought that in such situation I should remain quiet, become another animal lurking if you will...idk😂
@degariuslozak2169
@degariuslozak2169 Жыл бұрын
I've automatically been doing the humming thing as like a subconscious reaction
@mr.ironic95
@mr.ironic95 Жыл бұрын
"You could've been downed in electrical" gave me PTSD
@HazZzel-
@HazZzel- Жыл бұрын
Childhood me having a whole feast of snow
@abigaillikemarvelalot7321
@abigaillikemarvelalot7321 Жыл бұрын
Cool vid
@CreatorProductionsOriginal
@CreatorProductionsOriginal Жыл бұрын
Why does the guy from the first image look like the guy from that “We are the number one” music/show
@PandorasWorldYT
@PandorasWorldYT 7 ай бұрын
I love the Minecraft parkour in the background
@atlas.halfblood
@atlas.halfblood Жыл бұрын
"Melt the snow then drink it" Bacteria: Let me introduce myself.
@molearts252
@molearts252 Жыл бұрын
Random person be like" why is my water yellow?
@Starting_101
@Starting_101 Жыл бұрын
I can confirm cuz my siblings try suffocating me with pillows👍🏼
@Midnight661
@Midnight661 7 ай бұрын
Whoever said just eat the pillow.....💀
@younglemiteds
@younglemiteds Жыл бұрын
Who tf would kill me with a pillow.
@melancholyghost18
@melancholyghost18 Жыл бұрын
The first stock image looks like MatPat maniacal laughing while holding a crowbar
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