Best Fails of the Year (So Far) 2024 🎉

[@failarmy]

Favorite clip?

[@BloxBrat]

All clip

[@Mia_Khalifa_Zendaya]

All good 👍

[@ZaynArdinAlihuddinTFDUDE]

The first clip where a car crash and also triggred the doorbell😂😂😂😂

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

Clips of working with ladders 🤣

[@IsabelPeterson-im9fl]

The guy doing the gender reveial

[@bbqchicken8681]

Lessons learned: Always have a spotter when lifting Don't drive in icy conditions Don't go out in icy conditions Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions Don't do anything in icy conditions Move to florida, where there is no ice Your balls are never safe If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated ladders are as insecure as the average teenager avoid porch steps at all costs

[@Gynra]

And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.

[@infinidominion]

The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen

[@shythawks9549]

He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha

[@winstonsmith11]

Birthday cakes require 2 hands Chairs can not be trusted Don't try to carry too many things at once If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park Ceilings exist Light fixtures exist Pranks often don't go as intended Wind is a powerful force You're not as athletic as you think you are Trampolines fail Pole vaulting is never a good idea

[@yuriserigne5524]

fat people are clumsy and very much not agile (half the video is about this) american buildings are made of cardboard put your phone away safely when doing other things (like basejumping, serving cake, crossing rivers)

[@benhoulton3832]

Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"

[@sssniperboofygoofy]

​@gorillazhead ow

[@failarmy]

@@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

[@Yakushii]

​@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.

[@earthwormandruw]

@@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.

[@Lindrios]

​@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us. Have some integrity

[@Jarpasaurus]

By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?

[@MichaelAachen]

"No one recording was harmed"

[@AN-ix9lg]

😆 non-exclusionary language

[@SmartMoveGraphics]

No one was harmed during editing.

[@ohhainadia]

Lmfao

[@showdown66]

Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮

[@rikk319]

That dad took it like a champ when his little girl hammered his finger, even told her "good job" after...I salute you, fellow father.

[@winkingfox7125]

“No one was harmed” Bro no one was killed* People were definitely harmed

[@guyfawkes6657]

ikr 100%!

[@BaronGaigern1930]

@@guyfawkes6657 What ever...Life is dangerous sometimes!

[@jnice1983]

@@BaronGaigern1930 No shit! Why make it worse?

[@adrimute]

57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.

[@xsjado_anon]

To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on. My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst. She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license. As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...

[@Trenasist]

They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other

[@AWSVids]

That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.

[@No_cap_yo]

lol I loved it, watched it like 4x

[@Delgarothe]

@@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*

[@SubliminalKings]

Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds. Failarmy: "No one was harmed."

[@onlyjesussaves840]

FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.

[@gamblingKidd]

Thanos snap….. Failarmy: no one was harmed

[@aarondavis8943]

@@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.

[@John_Hawes]

What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything

[@jbwarner8626]

It's okay, I can see their parachutes!

[@epnlp]

The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

[@SpaceCadet4Jesus]

Honey.... I'm home.!!

[@paulpz04]

when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet

[@EleanorPeterson]

28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔

[@55Ramius]

Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀

[@glenellyn2381]

I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.

[@UUhhwwaa]

@@55Ramius me too lol ah

[@brianandrea3249]

I ducked!

[@ChuckHickl]

That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!

[@jiggler7243]

*Guy dies FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED

[@aleksanderweedman8116]

looks like he was no one

[@SkyeTheMobileGamer]

FailArmy heart it!

[@Anorion.]

Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.

[@OnTheRightTrackNow]

I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else

[@John_Hawes]

What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything

[@gregjacksun]

Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL

[@-Gorby-]

To make sure of two things, in THAT SPECIFIC order 😁

[@lostnetwork5717]

Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid

[@5GreenAcres]

You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.

[@Xenodaki]

@@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀

[@5GreenAcres]

@@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.

[@Xenodaki]

@@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now

[@Xenodaki]

@@5GreenAcres :)

[@BertSimsen]

NO ONE WAS UNHARMED

[@jbwarner8626]

So everyone wasn't not unharmed?

[@dragoncubes1074]

@@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.

[@bonnkebaraka2571]

"mom are you okay?" "no" most honest answer

[@JohnNathan-tc9sr]

First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂

[@guyBKB]

Fart

[@chipsammich2078]

The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer... Then him saying nothing was wrong..

[@stefanegger]

🥹🥹🥹 so cute "good work!"

[@karulauk666]

No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊

[@TriCutNinja]

KZbin censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is KZbin Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?

[@GettingNervous]

@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from KZbin because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.

[@ausravelo]

@@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.

[@brownskinnbabygurl]

*censored*

[@TriCutNinja]

@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized. KZbin doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a KZbin Kids app. /rant (sorry lol) (all that to say I agree with you lol)

[@BAND-MAID-USA]

Those kids with the white paint are demons.

[@KlodFather]

They would get 90 days in the dog cage. Purple Cabbage, squid, and soy cakes and for desert pickle onion and mushroom ice cream... IN CHAINS! Spinige

[@GestaltElias]

I like how one is just standing in the bucket, living the dream.

[@BAND-MAID-USA]

@@GestaltElias 😭🤣

[@ЮрийСлезов]

​@@KlodFather луковое мороженое? 😮😂

[@KlodFather]

@@ЮрийСлезов - Mushroom Onion Pickle, ice cream. Or make Icecream out of lampreys. xaxaxa It would taste terrible xaxaxa I am very humorous and crazy grandfather. 😜😜

[@CTSega]

"Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention

[@aerith119]

What if those are her cars? lol

[@fearlesseye5896]

Both could’ve been her car.

[@Veldriven]

I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it

[@matouskacer9294]

My anger issues could never

[@onborders9398]

Rich People problems

[@dclary9071]

"Mom are you okay?" "....No..." 🤣 Her pride hurts lol

[@WolfzoomYAY]

😂😂😂😂

[@カレーうまい]

8:56 ツライヨ！

[@aaronyoungblood7941]

🤣

[@JSCadarn]

The number of people that don't block their vehicle on an incline blows my mind.

[@Pasta-Tony]

Love the mom rubbing her son's car door like "that'll just buff right out"

[@gavinburke1003]

The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

[@ohnegative9526]

The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.

[@adamcumley3950]

I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.

[@brianball2002]

Three things I've learnt from this video. 1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment. 2. Do not go near ice. 3. Do not go near anything elastic. And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!

[@richardbool4232]

So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"

[@Heroo01]

You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error (you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)

[@Jesusifer669]

Most people are just idiots.

[@drivers99]

Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.

[@geovizer]

Stay away from cars.

[@lev237]

7:40 nice spot bro

[@darrellgrant7615]

The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.

[@lev237]

@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.

[@oliverwalker5954]

​​@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf? I bet he was sore.

[@HTC-MOMENTSHUB]

Are we sacrificing real, raw emotion for perfectly edited, ‘incredible’ moments that look good online?

[@breadroomghost8764]

Obviously, after watching the length of the video, I’d say occasionally. For some the joy of the staged video is recognizing that it is staged and feeling all superior about pointing it out to others

[@gamtngirl3655]

I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.

[@aarondavis8943]

1:53 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.

[@guyBKB]

You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@EdwinTheSillySquid]

3:35 lol he said "Le say Le say"

[@Arthur_morgan_the]

I'd cry

[@bbqchicken8681]

that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up

[@TheShowblox]

The biggest fail is saying “No one was harmed”every time

[@_x_x_o_x_x_]

**NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?

[@babbitslayer]

Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮

[@regretevatorandbuses]

@@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.

[@TriCutNinja]

@@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's KZbin censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as KZbin does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.

[@herstoryanimated]

I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!

[@Synapse007-t6r]

They died

[@dog3y3]

I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.

[@Srinathji_Das]

Rejoice!, for i've noticed a growing societal trend towards fatness. Many people find you attractive. Have a nice day. 🙏✨

[@ARMYFAILEDFUNNY]

"This video is so touching. Everyone needs to experience something like this once in their life. 🥺"

[@michaelshworak]

The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣

[@Marticus_97]

That was hilarious 😂

[@traintrack3761]

Classic comedy 🤣

[@Eisenbahnfreund]

that was in rheine germany i think

[@michaelshworak]

I was not expecting that at all 😂

[@Stoned2072]

Ding Dong 😂

[@eviltoast1327]

The bad luck to spit water on someone completely by accident, I'd die from embarrassment.

[@iwslm88]

And the absolute terrible luck to have the camera rolling exactly when it happened- almost as if it were staged…

[@breadroomghost8764]

@@iwslm88such a stunning coincidence, isn’t it?

[@TheGodpharma]

I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.

[@wamsockguy]

The look on that girl trying to free the "stuck" goat!!

[@darkwinter_782]

0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

HONEY!!!! I’M HOME! Ding Dong!

[@darkwinter_782]

@@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂

[@Real_Moon-Moon]

@@darkwinter_782 “You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”

[@felixcat9318]

Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting! They were absolutely joyous!

[@RyanThurlow-s4p]

11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."

[@Western-Clip]

ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!

[@nancybriels4554]

magine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lauriestahlbaum7844]

i cannot believe how many guys don't bother to block the tires when you are working on your vehicles.

[@ARoyalLyon]

For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.

[@kewlhotrod]

God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!

[@timfischer]

How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump

[@topgun1457]

@@kewlhotrod well he needs a lot of help anyway did you notice his tires there bald

[@7mgtesup1]

@@topgun1457 Yeah the guy's not playing with a full deck.

[@spustatu]

The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.

[@ca3340h3993]

That clip was the GOAT. 😅

[@infoff1]

Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.

[@TheBarbusFamily]

I love how it said no one was harmed but people were obviously harmed

[@janesanders3682]

Ik

[@montypythonish]

Thank you so much for not putting stupid sound effects over the original audio. Natural stupidity is so much funnier than forced artificial soundtracks. 👍🏼😃

[@Itzz_me_Ida]

earthquake,meteor, flood Failarmy:*no one was harmed* 😂😂

[@Krassus7101]

58:54 is so wholesome What a great dad ❤

[@ChakatNightspark]

No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt

[@tnuggyz]

They have to put that lol

[@demetriusmayberry7220]

Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol

[@NerothLoD]

Just put *NO ONE WAS HARMED* in every clip, and solve injuries forever.

[@Brommear]

Rather leave it out completely. I really don't care (in almost all cases).

[@danielr3310]

8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅

[@Waaitandsee]

hmm. right!

[@kawaiifroggo]

That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!

[@mitchib1440]

hahaha hope you're okay :) you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo

[@SnowleopardPearl]

that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)

[@FiftyBuckCrusader]

A legend is here, be respectful folks

[@BeeMax88]

What I always find amazing is how flexible the human body is!

[@timmoulton7590]

*Involuntarily flexible

[@kendexter]

There is a fine line between stupidity and accidents

[@jackjoke2893]

0:37 That laugh )

[@michaelshworak]

@@jackjoke2893 bro turned into Elmo

[@cjjccj9]

0:40

[@jaggerkate]

All these tough guys in the gym who think they don’t need a spotter. They’re probably the same guys who think they can drive their giant, ridiculous trucks fast on ice. 😂🙄

[@Waaitandsee]

🥰😍😝

[@justadildeau]

🙄 OK Sharon

[@SulfuricLover]

@@justadildeau HAHA found one

[@justadildeau]

@@SulfuricLover sandwich

[@SulfuricLover]

@@justadildeau more sandwich

[@ElementofKindness]

Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle. Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.

[@GaetanBoudreau]

not only that, but he waits until it overflow to actually do something about it beside filming.

[@pillcosby5737]

turning off the ignition when throttle is stuck is the worst advice ever

[@ElementofKindness]

@@pillcosby5737 OK, pray tell

[@numbereightyseven]

I'm so incredibly grateful that I'm not stupid.

[@diden3527]

I've been incredibly stupid in the past.....thanks that I'm still in one piece - but hey - if you don't push it....!!!

[@dog3y3]

just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?

[@allisonrodriguez4466]

Reading these comments is uplifting. Thank you for spreading love!

[@xilion1509]

I really hate the stairs falls! They really make me feel uncomfortable :/

[@Killadey]

3:28 There's sometimes a very fine line between a funny story and life-changing injury.

[@sevndust2123]

@7:42 spotter of the year!

[@NhemLee]

In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy

[@doogalloonni]

Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!

[@LateralTwitlerLT]

It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃

[@olternaut]

- car explodes - "No one was harmed."

[@dog3y3]

Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.

[@frankfurt9679]

Eggactly

[@shishinonaito]

45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao

[@ChickenDeranged]

dude rolling the barbell over his dick is quite the fail!!! 43:43 and then headbutting the plate!

[@Lampe2020]

7:28 That mower just slurped up the floor mat XD

[@рулонобоев-о3п]

ого, да это же буквально то, что произошло на видео. да ты чертов гений

[@Lampe2020]

@@рулонобоев-о3п Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to KZbin's comment translator)? I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.

[@HenryTaylor-p7y]

You’re great at simplifying tough ideas!

[@toniwilson6210]

I’ve never seen such a video on this channel where people were so extraordinarily unharmed.

[@guyBKB]

Escape

[@RandallChase1]

3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂

[@Western-Clip]

maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!

[@oleyeller3256]

I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol

[@Kragatar]

45:24 is the best of the year hands down. 🤣

[@Western-Clip]

right!

[@Opgamer-ku2ww]

when the guy said oh i just fell was so wholesome

[@123456wasp]

I like the fast pace videos. No commentary! 😎👍

[@noneyabizz8337]

Life must be very difficult for these people

[@Paul-pf6rm]

😂 Very good.

[@suanneakowskey5901]

What the hell kind of spotter was that. That man has crushed ribs now and probably a torn spleen or diaphragm. Ouch. Hope he's okay.

[@robertspavars8509]

Yea, but look at his grip on the bar too. The thumbs aren't on the opposite side of the bar. With that kind of weight better to use a full grip.

[@nicolavershi6913]

Polish lol ru...

[@richardbool4232]

Obviously you didn't read the description "No One Was Armed"

[@AshPagelsdorf42]

im with you, regardless what shud be done by a spotter, he was horrible he shud have seen he was struggling and not tell him to push... the guy was pushing with his legs already - clear indication he is in trouble. even if he was holding the bar wrong, that spotter shud have had his hands under that bar to help.

[@menta1case182]

55:55 This is the best video in the whole compilation. I watched it 5 times in a row and had tears streaming down my face.

[@devoid24]

58:52 Now thats a AWESOME dad... The kid is so lucky to have a dad like that.. Lots of love there. Way to go dad, you set the standard right there!

[@guyBKB]

NO

[@Cara.314]

@@guyBKB YES

[@guyBKB]

@@Cara.314 boioioioioing

[@allnightfright619]

18:25 I don’t care what anyone says, women have great spatial awareness, and make excellent drivers.

[@midbc1midbc199]

That building come out of nowhere......there was no way to swerve out of the way of that oncoming building......it was in her lane and I bet that building doesn't even have a drivers license or insurance

[@alexandershijaku2580]

1. Laugh so much 2. Cry too much 3. Die 4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)

[@Z4Zander]

The number of people attempting to make the Medical Examiners job easier by filming their lifting of heavy weights without a spotter astounds me.

[@alexanderthegame4286]

0:15 JESUS THAT WAS FAST!

[@mirsolus7789]

The girl who threw the bowling ball backwards literally made me dodge lmaoo

[@guyBKB]

Nuh uh stoopid

[@guyBKB]

Owo

[@StraightMountainSurvival]

The girl with the bowling ball made me spill my coffee ☕

[@wendyryder2708]

lol!

[@MrTAGGER88]

2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂

[@どんだけぇ]

くっそワロタw

[@dezertmen6138]

Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)

[@Weltkamp75]

Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂

[@lil_mfk3798]

There's nothing better than instant regret fails to brighten up my day!

[@brerutledge5048]

17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂

[@NigrumTV]

41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂

[@TheRealJillSandwich]

the sheer amount of people who DON'T know that you're not supposed to stand on the last rung of the ladder.

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

To be fair you don’t know that they don’t know that. They might know that but think they are better than everyone else

[@jaylenwallace2458]

1:07 Girl: 😱‼️ Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!

[@zorankp]

Stop writing, no one was harmed. We don't care.

[@Kai-rox]

its so it doesn't get taken down

[@AndrewVasel]

12:28 cannot imagine that cleanup

[@Waaitandsee]

right!

[@themanhimself427]

The plaster or the dead bodies?

[@AndrewVasel]

​@@themanhimself427yes 😁

[@Bunnidove]

Yeah.... I'd have to step away for a while to reset so I wouldn't lose my shit

[@ohsuzeyq_]

Have kids they said...it'll be fun they said

[@GuildofThunder]

1:16:01 - 1) Every pump, or set of pumps, has an emergency shut-off button or plunger and it is usually bright red. 2) Another way is to reach up into the pump nozzle holder (where the pump nozzle rests when not in use by customers) and press the "choke plate" UP (what the nozzle does when it is placed in the holder to indicate the customer is finished pumping and the sale is finalized). 3) Maybe call an attendant, nearly every pump has an intercom system - though its debatable, at some places, if this function is operational (participation may vary).

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

or just try flipping the lever down first

[@GuildofThunder]

@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 sorry, thats what i was referring to. Sometimes the "lever" is static. And it has a "catch" that the nozzle triggers. Thats what i meant. Lol.

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

@@GuildofThunder I mean he could've just flipped the lever down, not sure why he didn't think of it first. Makes me think the video is staged.

[@olympiawa]

@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Please tell me you're not referring to the lever on the pump handle... Dude was flipping it and it did nothing. That's what the whole video was about. I'm not backing him up because my first thought was the same as OPs but to his defence, the lever was down and it wasn't shutting off...

[@t3kngz]

21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!

[@artgreig7069]

Define: "harmed"

[@Nameless8_]

"KZbin gets mad"

[@Buschwacker5054]

No one was harmed 😂