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[@failarmy]

Which state fails the best?

[@DuhKodaa]

shut up

[@Mr.Myrdok]

All 54...

[@Ishicoatl]

yes

[@767_Aviation]

For Alaska, that flight did not happen in Alaska. It was in Oregon.

[@Mr.Myrdok]

@@767_Aviation alaska airlines. It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.

[@Rigel_Chiokis]

There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".

[@felicitybywater8012]

Yep. Perhaps they shouldn't be allowed off-leash.

[@unamusedarchitect1646]

Are you talking about those assholes breaking all of the trees at 8:23?

[@Rigel_Chiokis]

@@unamusedarchitect1646 yep; and the chairs, tables etc.

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

Or the guy at 0:10 who loads up a flimsy plastic whatever-that-thing-is and then decides to haul it down flights of stairs. Anybody with the IQ of a brick knows that isn't going to hold. It kinda sucks to haul an entire dinner downstairs a dish or two at a time but it sure beats having your entire dinner hit the floor.

[@indioloco6600]

Right? You don't have to be a structural engineer.

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders. In the USA, we have these guys.

[@lisapan9387]

😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘

[@Coyotes254]

As an Australian you're probably safer with those critters.

[@robt2151]

And every one has the right to vote!

[@EarthSurferUSA]

@@Coyotes254 How about your government? Man, they pounded you like a dictatorship more than any Western Culture nation during covid. That is because you guys have more American spirit, than we actually do today. Which I applaud.

[@davidcat1455]

@@robt2151 Also drive,breed and own a gun. What could possibly go wrong?😂😂😂😂

[@CoyoteFeral]

I love how the dogs always check to make sure you're alright.

[@MM2_d0wnfalling]

Yeah they js go over an sniff u😝😝

[@jessq7051]

That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂

[@JoshyJosh]

I felt bad for a second before realizing they were stupid enough to do something like that 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@scorpleeon]

I enjoyed every minute and watched at least 20 times 😈 CRAMMMM!

[@miutv2024]

haha

[@lioneljohnpilcher204]

Yes😅

[@lioneljohnpilcher204]

Hi from New Zealand 😊. I'm not sure, picked on, maybe 😅

[@JewelryNurse]

hint when your barbecue catches on fire, close the freaking lid

[@jonahingram3496]

“The fire adds flavor” says gollum

[@Brauiz90]

Flame grilled... BK was yesterday....

[@kelcritcarroll]

Hey!thanks! 😂I more than likely would have been the man in the video….unsure where the nearest faucet and hose was!😅😂🤣😆

[@kelcritcarroll]

11:20 was definitely the worst personal fail….! Poor guy hoped noone saw it….😅😂🤣😆

[@kelcritcarroll]

9:10 that I felt…..damn! 😮

[@rickyscott9351]

"Well, that was awesome" Most relaxed demeanor after rolling your car. Hahahaha. He's my spirit animal.

[@nullshock3381]

I did something like that when I flipped My truck. Except after I shut off the ignition, climbed out, I started laughing like the Joker. It kind of scared my friends. I still don't know why I reacted that way.

[@rickyscott9351]

@@nullshock3381 haha people react differently to shock

[@crackdog3523]

Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious

[@StormyJBlake]

The visual of that....😅😅😅😅

[@killingtimeitself]

technically if you're in the car, they aren't legally able to tow your car, so it is a strategy. Trying to drive it off is fucking stupid though.

[@aerynventress7702]

Such a Florida thing to do, too.

[@Big_B_007]

Yeah, as if the damage they're causing to their own vehicle isn't going to be more expensive that the impound charge. Also, no clue how it works in the US, but in my country, you'd be on the hook for damages to the towtruck as well.

[@Dratchev241]

@@Big_B_007 actually its a repo. meaning they didn't make the payments and the note holder is taking it back. dude will be responsible for all damage he caused to the note holders truck and the tow truck. TL;DR if you have to make payments on it you don't own it.

[@paradoxical33]

***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***

[@xxdesertstorm]

the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran KZbin

[@chrismaguire3667]

Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?

[@SparkDragonFloof11]

@@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*

[@hekakain4108]

**No one had arms**

[@CotneAbramishvili72]

2:55 I can't stop laughing

[@Raiders_Prodz-18]

“There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30

[@miutv2024]

haha

[@christianruffin1342]

Damn I was too late

[@Raiders_Prodz-18]

@@christianruffin1342 haha

[@rwtx7781]

I know a guy who was bitten by a poisonous snake putting on his boot…word of warning: don’t leave your boots outside.

[@Raiders_Prodz-18]

@@rwtx7781 dang. I’ll take your word for it. 😂

[@ckdd8891]

I like the way that dad blamed the broken window on the girl because he wasn’t able to do a proper assessment of risk.

[@leonardodalongisland]

HE was 1,000 percent wrong for suggesting that she hit balls in the garage. DUMB dad/human.

[@jimmynovak7913]

You’re one of those huh? 😂

[@MrWolfSnack]

And only an abusive dad would be that angry over a little $2 window pane.

[@dr.albantross1686]

@@MrWolfSnackyeah it’s only a short clip so it’s difficult to judge, but if he was genuinely upset he’s an asshole. 100% he set this thing up in the garage to begin with which is a dodgy idea at best.

[@GrMsLvGR]

Car being completely demolished by 18 wheeler - "No one was hurt"

[@tsgrandma9837]

44:18 The kid so seriously said, "That's a fail", is so freaky funny!!!!

[@jimmy_kirk]

(1:08) Man, that bike must have at least 100 zebraforce to keep up!

[@psmirage8584]

And, if he wanted to keep up with a donkey, it's 50 donkeystrength.

[@92Blackjeep]

Nice to see that as a species we are all idiots, no matter where we come from. Thanks FailArmy for bringing us the unity we so desperately need in this country right now!

[@LOL-IdiotsAtWork]

Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video

[@everymoviehero9248]

At least the one bear was polite like "oh, apologies, it appears this tree is occupied, ill see myself down"

[@pauperslament3467]

The Bleeping noise to censor profanity has to be the most annoying sound ever conceived for commercial use.

[@GHMYahooka]

kinda miss the metalocalypse guitar riff they used for it on aw back in the day

[@Mr.Pinger]

1:46 dude is so lucky his head missed that step

[@barbarajoyce6424]

maybe we'll see him in the Darwin awards list in the future

[@zacharygreen6267]

24:21 "absolutely not" had me roling

[@jharris3267]

What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂

[@strangelee4400]

Booze. 😊

[@katerinagiannioudi401]

Americans disturbed mindsets

[@EnoVarma]

If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.

[@chrismaguire3667]

Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??

[@LunaDelTuna]

@@chrismaguire3667 Scram russian bot scram

[@EarthSurferUSA]

Yea, well, how is your life going? Success?

[@EarthSurferUSA]

@@chrismaguire3667 Rigged elections alone, define a dictatorship.

[@evanstewartryker3505]

@@chrismaguire3667 Not everyone's a masochist like you dude XD

[@nugetocka8054]

Hello from SLOVAKIA🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰❤❤

[@JediLoreen]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@acheekykangaroo]

🙋

[@RobertOgilvie-w4y]

Hi from Glasgow Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂😂

[@Alina-xf6dr]

Hello from Germany 😂

[@bobsurface908]

The first Ohio one with the fireworks: "Normal for Ohio."

[@benjaminbuchanan7151]

6:39 Goodbye couch Goodbye rug Goodbye clothes and… Goodbye kid

[@arashimiyazawa8165]

6:35 Painting with no paint on the brush, no dropcloth above a rug and hardwood floor, and a freaking NERF dart is enough to cause her to spasm uncontrollably and clutch the paint to her chest while falling perfectly onto the couch. Yeah, that's entirely staged.

[@hawkpaul8735]

But it's still hilarious.

[@elanderan1104]

I thought so too but the boys reaction looked real to me

[@texasred2702]

That couch being ruined wasn't staged, and that kid was definitely harmed afterwards.

[@FunkyDisco79]

That clip was the first I have seen with a painting pig.

[@greimalkin]

It doesn't look staged to me ( though maybe sound effects are added) but I wonder why that was being filmed

[@_marina_135]

3:50 Oh. My. God 😨😨 Who even started this fireworks?💀

[@loganrufus1316]

Legend has it, she’s still standing there recording saying “Jake” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ dog learned nothing and still does that I bet. 🙄🙄

[@Sniperboy5551]

You know what’s really weird about birds? After my grandpa died, we had a cute little sparrow who would keep banging on the window daily for like a whole year, but only when we were within sight. My grandpa was Indian and wasn’t religious, but that was just the weirdest thing ever… it makes you wonder about reincarnation.

[@EarthSurferUSA]

Some dumb birds see their reflection in the window, and attack it, even if you are not "in sight" (of what?).

[@JediLoreen]

It doesn't make ME wonder about reincarnation.

[@JasonScroggins-c4i]

Hail Satan

[@maryjane4432]

After my dad died, we have had a male cardinal come visit us every morning and I don’t really believe in that stuff but we moved and it was still there in the morning then 3 yrs later moved back and so did it

[@dogedave3188]

It’s probably because your grandpa fed the birds and they are wondering where the meal ticket is. I can attest because I do and if I stop they don’t disappear they get curious to when super time is lol

[@SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork]

1:01 Fun fact about hammer heads, they are one of the most friendly types of sharks towards humans, the hammerhead was aiming for a fish that you can sea run under the legs of the man. The hammer head was simply trying to get a snack.

[@konnagalaxy]

lmao, the camel woman was like "no, im gonna eat those"

[@roberthindle5146]

44:53 That wasn't Americans, that was the England football team.

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

I noticed several that weren't from the US. I think they just made up which state went with which video on a lot of them.

[@waynepantry7023]

@@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 You do better then . . .

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@@waynepantry7023 Lol. That's such a silly response. Why do I need to "do better" because I noticed inaccuracies?

[@hebneh]

@@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 Whoosh. The response is not directed at YOU personally, kimberly. It refers jokingly to Americans in general needing to "do better" at being recorded while messing up so that clips from other countries would not need to be included in this compilation.

[@kimberlysevastyanenko3798]

@@hebneh Lol. That's quite the idea you made up.

[@ACMommy26]

The Delaware cop shaking it off slayed me 😂🤣😂

[@Daniela-s6r]

It is an actual miracle that we humans manage to survive each day. How some of us get to older age is truly mind boggling.

[@adelliaadams3722]

(shows someone very visibly getting harmed) * NOBODY WAS HARMED *

[@acheekykangaroo]

6:14 Bear: ***Lemme captain this nice car.*** Him: "Sir" Bear: "Yes, please?" Him: "No paws on the truck, please." Bear: "Understandable, have a great day."

[@Braxtontarrence]

Such a nice bear!

[@Akubra123]

😂😂yep, never underestimate the predectability of stupidity,

[@brianholland2916]

6:35 That little helluin would never be able to sit down again

[@g.e131]

That's why he's laughing afterwards cause he probably ain't ever had an ass whoopin..

[@gilleswalther5964]

Still not convinced it's not staged, hilarious nevertheless

[@storm2000808]

OMG! I hope moms okay, I bet the kid wont be!!! 😳

[@foilhattiest1]

@@gilleswalther5964 It's one of those rare clips that REALLY look staged, but also COULD have believably played out exactly like that by accident. And the kid does look genuinely surprised that he caused her to fall like that before fleeing down the stairs. Brilliant either way tho.

[@declamatory]

"helluin"?

[@titiwin25]

6:35 .... " In the arms of an Angel .... " 😂

[@miutv2024]

[@josiahwillemsebmx]

That kid needs to be grounded for a year...

[@MachineFastest]

So many silly mistakes, I wonder if they will feel embarrassed when they review them 😂

[@davidgrey-wv8mj]

God bless America 🇺🇸

[@katerinagiannioudi401]

Dont think God can really help out. You are beyond this point😊

[@Heroo01]

@@katerinagiannioudi401 how come you just spend all day thinking about how much you hate america and go to fail compilations just to shit on it? seems a bit obsessive, no? you're ALL OVER these comments just being inflammatory to somewhere you've never been lmfao

[@stoney10]

LEATHERFACE 😂😂😂I had to watch it again straight away. The bullroarer 😂😂

[@Soylent.Green.]

😂Very nice... The guy hitting its trunk, and the glass broke is #1 ❤

[@TrainWreck24-7]

3:55 yup. Just…yup.

[@jdb79jdb79]

@2:36 look at this loose cap...I mean, how loose did those idiots leave it? *(quarter turns counterclockwise)*

[@kevincaldwell4707]

You had me at "Dumb Americans"

[@DJS-Jay]

3:47 Dads face when he realises he really should have kept tryin for a boy.

[@JesusIsCometh]

6:34 i don't know if i'll ever see a better fail than this, she literally had to scream her way through the face of pressure splash applied paint. Beautiful.

[@Panster7]

After watching the presidential debate yep this is American alright

[@sg1770]

These were all democrats in this video.

[@DJS-Jay]

25:19 Any Italians in the house?? DON'T BREAK SPA... (Continues rant in Italian)

[@garybroom8418]

Frankly, I'm surprised there's any Americans left...

[@kaotikhorror]

ROFL Those fireworks got me dying!!!

[@CathyGoes]

That's a pellet grill on fire. If you get one of those please read the instructions to start and turn off your grill even you normally just throw away manuals. Pellet grills also need to be cleaned. Vacuuming the ash after cleaning greasy areas works the best. If you don't run them correctly you can get a grill fire, auger fire, or even an explosion. If it lights up just close it and walk away.

[@JK_Clark]

"Back into the water, Mrs Fishie, you'll be safe there... ahhhrrghghgh!!!"

[@katguyot6351]

Only 12 minutes in and I realize I can only watch so much stupid. But thanks for the compilation 😅

[@CharlesMarino-je5yt]

Whenever I see one of these compilations, I think of "Ow! My balls!" in "Idiocracy." 😆

[@kbramlett6877]

There is one thing I will never understand about us humans. Someone can fall down the stairs, bash their head into the banister, and try to stand up to only fall down a second time causing their knee to bend in a way it is not supposed to, The person is screaming bloody murder and using words that would stun a sailor. Now, enter the jackass "Are you O.K.?"

[@EarthSurferUSA]

Not a valid question?

[@Heroo01]

bro's the kinda guy to just blankly stare at a friend when they fall and do nothing but watch

[@junqstuff]

If it's the garage floor, I'd leave the cat prints in the concrete, just b'cuz it's unique.

[@JulianJohnston919]

That wasn't bigfoot, that was fatfoot.

[@legendarysuperkaiju7986]

1:31 Could tell he's from the islands just from "HOOO"

[@Cereal_Killer007]

This all woulda been avoided if we kept doing Eugenics

[@dustinh4175]

That kid dosent want any dam green beans.

[@Lizardtail693]

23:10 sky fish!

[@ChicagoRailLines]

3:37 bro just got snowbombed by an Amtrak train 😂

[@superunknown8645]

3:13, the trophy truck dun turned into a tire🤣🤣

[@thechonk2471]

The fact that this is only 57:48 is hilarious

[@MadelineGoodman-p4j]

Your content never fails to impress me.

[@crabbieappleton]

3:49. I like how he looks at her as if the bad setup was her plan.

[@barbaracasiere2582]

The local emergency rooms must love these idiots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shawn-Leider]

3:00 yep this is me everytime it snows. Once before they plow because otherwise it turns into hard ice. And once after they plow a four foot high snow wall

[@sarahanderson2032]

That girl delivering the package for Washington looks like she’s left her car out of park before…

[@ROWDYTV7]

3:50 it’s not a fail. It’s freedom 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@casondajoint9505]

Jake ain't listening. Jake is gonna bite someone. You are bad dog owners.

[@justinbarton8808]

3:53 this is why personal fireworks are banned in some neighborhoods

[@VikingArelius]

5:48 That actually happened in Oregon on an Alaska Airlines flight. 13:47 That's the *country* of Georgia, not the state.

[@itdadof3]

At 6:50, the guy pulling the fifth wheel into the building at the drive thru, has frequently hit things. Pause right before and you can see damage all over the left side before he hits the building

[@mobill93]

Is that big foot 😂😂😂 i love the look then dash away fail lmgao

[@oldmanballer5088]

You try the green beans, no pancakes for dinner…….alright we picked a butt whipping for dinner!

[@GHZoner]

I feel like you could find enough samples just from Texas and Florida for this vid

[@dylan2860]

That was 100% disgraceful for Florida, have you met us?

[@BloodyBay]

14:32 You call that a fail? She gets to hang out with a friendly little lizard! Sure, she might have to set that slice of pineapple aside because of lizard cooties, but how cool is that? That little pineapple-licker _is_ pretty cute! 😄 15:41 I wonder if that's the same lizard. Same state, same reptile species, same slow food-licking...same lizard? 😶

[@dutchmccutch615]

Its like all the GTA games in real life

[@nobody7817]

8:11 "Walk on water? Nah... I'll do ya one better... I'll MOON WALK on water!"

[@nobody7817]

10:37 PRECISELY why I don't rock climb... not even indoors.

[@offbeat65]

The car hit the other car! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[@KanuckStreams]

I was so worried @ 28:50, but luckily it was just the glare protector I think. WHEW.

[@Alpha8713]

Vertical video is the biggest fail in most of these.

[@ProfessorJayTee]

I see Americans haven't gotten any smarter since I was growing up. SO happy that there weren't many cameras around then!

[@RubyJewel-uw9mi]

And the 14:35 Hawaii it’s the Giaco lizard 🦎 😂😂😂

[@paulbessell6154]

Even in America, gravity will always win. 🙂

[@nateobrien354]

31:22 I could’ve lived a long happy life without seeing this.

[@LastAvailableAlias]

37:40 Little psycho lol. Congrats, it is your last birthday party, ever.

[@DarkMadamX83]

The rodeo girl getting owned by the bull...

[@enymus3081]

5:49 --> *What the FUCK is going on!?!" 😂*

[@LastAvailableAlias]

37:33 You're supposed to make a hinge of wood to direct the tree, he just had a little stump in the middle left.

[@Kadendrawmaster310]

10:58 Is that bailey from finding Dory?

[@benjibabo]

good ol back channel brewing

[@Oopsy5455]

Chuck: you guys say Birds island!

[@Oopsy5455]

l'm a MerBirds!

[@Oopsy5455]

Red: really Ruby?

[@petergedd9330]

Man this goes on and on forever!!!!!

[@doofydoinkoof4670]

3:14 my favorite fail ever