You Laugh You Lose | Dumb Fails

[@failarmy]

👃1 was h💪ed

[@AhDollar]

fail army’s pro wrestling catchphrase

[@WorldUndercover2024]

3rd

[@rafa2234.]

2:42

[@terencejay8845]

Every time I watch a Fail Army compilation I say, usually more than once , 'That's how people become quadriplegic.'

[@Rekuzan]

@@terencejay8845 Either that or 'Hey look, Darwin in action!' 🤣🤣🤣

[@LindaHull-le1st]

The man in the elevator was definitely funny. The look on his face when someone walked in was priceless 😁

[@hippiepeace8614]

I totally agree he is a very confused person

[@kygodragon4782]

Just goes to show the state of the world right now. Humans are fucked beyond repair.

[@LindaHull-le1st]

@@hippiepeace8614 Sometimes being confused is a good thing 😊😁🤗❤️❤️

[@eily_b]

*V e r y* low IQ though

[@vincentchepkwony8933]

Making us laugh deeply

[@sTaaaaaRx1]

The guy who fell with lawnmower that could have been 10000 times worst!!!

[@gregorypeck876]

That was a wince moment for sure

[@christaylor8404]

Those toes were almost goners!!!

[@lofotenbajas]

bratworst!

[@jeepliving1]

It got worse when his wife got him a wood chipper for his birthday.

[@HollaMac5D]

My exact thoughts

[@braveheartbob3473]

01:57 shin + towball is as bad as it gets

[@braveheartbob3473]

that sound!

[@mrafton9457]

A shin to a towball is up there with stubbing a little toe on an opening door and stepping on an individual piece of Lego barefoot.

[@Sam-fp8zm]

yes that was so bad. it disabled him. i think the woman was worried about the door coming down but it went back up when it hit her. she could of easy put the package back down in the car. poor guy.

[@BadDad01]

Yeah, that was really messed up, lol

[@ajazvo]

While I feel for this guy, I've never left mine in place after towing, always removed it right away, but can't tell you how many near misses I've had walking down a sidewalk and having some moron's tow-ball sticking poking out over the sidewalk. Seeing a guy hoisted by his own petard is sweet.

[@nightthornkvala94132]

There's two things here that I really wish people would learn. 1) Anchor your bloody stripper pole, and 2) Don't try to ride a hoverboard if you have shitty balance!

[@jb6712]

I would add "don't try to ride a hoverboard once past the age of 50." As a septuagenarian, I know how easy it is to misjudge one's balance, as you said, but also how easy it is to break body parts that should never be broken at all. Also, anyone who is the least bit overweight should never try to use a stripper pole in the first place without it being secured both upward and downward to hold a minimum of 400 pounds! The girl in the black exercise outfit was fine, she knew what she was doing, but for some reason she lifted the upper foot away from the pole and fell. She seemed to be a bit dazed and very disappointed in herself, but man, she was doing super well before falling! However, the later woman with the black top and jeans was just plain far too heavy for the pole, even if it was properly anchored, so she got the expected result.

[@cindydott452]

3) You couldn't get me to don a VR headset!

[@valeriaswanne]

The poles are meant to be temporary and are like tension rods. If you swing on it like an idiot, it'll pop off. Anchor it and then swing like an idiot and you'll bring down the cheap apartment ceiling, plus lose your deposit for drilling holes in it. Gotta be gentle on those non professional rigs!

[@dawnpowers7626]

1) HELMET 2) TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THE THROTTLE WHEN YOU'RE FALLING OR OUT OF CONTROL

[@CaterpillarFriend]

I can’t explain it, but the lightbulb experiment from 5:49 is hands-down probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life. Every time I end up silent laugh-crying, face down, not breathing for a good minute or so. Why is it so funny to me?!?!?!

[@01100101011100100111]

For me, it's because I expect it to burst into sparks and smoke somehow, so the breaker being tripped is anticlimactic, but logical and funny.

[@MattydoesMedia]

“My dad has a gold tooth” “My dad has diabetes” THAT absolutely whiplashed me back to 2015 😭 you can’t do me like that

[@trxxblx-wxs-hxrx]

The other girl was so taken back 😭😭😭😭😭

[@nemisis1877]

Definitely older than that. That was the $10,000 winning video in AFV, well over 10 years ago.

[@HenryWood-g1l]

B

[@CharaPresscott6982]

@@nemisis1877 That girl's in college now!

[@shelbynamels7948]

@@nemisis1877 channels posting pirated clip videos still profiting

[@Rekuzan]

6:02 ~ The fact that the car parked ITSELF without hitting anything; it's smarter than the owner! Best parking brake fail ever!

[@thewuuzzee952]

I wonder what the owners thought, when they found in a different place. 😁

[@Lwah0812]

Meet the latest incarnation of Herbie…he is interested in getting to know that sweet little white car better and his owner won’t keep them apart. Google Herbie….classic Disney movie series.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

It's at 6:02 now.

[@tomast9034]

the cars is like i like it here more. Hi suzuki!🤣

[@Rekuzan]

@@tomast9034 Yer my new best friend!!!

[@danielkeogh]

LMAO The elevator got me at 7:30

[@davidcopplestone6266]

Me too

[@kayumust]

the best xD haha he was scared shitless and clueless haha

[@marktorres2864]

Best one, if it wasn't staged. Pretty good job, even if it was.

[@schulz9485]

yea alpha npc wtf

[@JdNAmsterdam]

yeah, good one, lol

[@r8edrv4fun65]

8:35 Loved the quick response to making a connection but especially the "Hi Yaaaa" at the end 😂

[@SS_Schutzstaffel7]

13:20 looked like that hurt his neck maybie hurted afterwards

[@Flaber-g8f]

The elevator one is the best. They both ended up getting scared of each other like cats 😂😂

[@ynb3a9y4life]

The Chinese bro in the elevator...... Is pure Comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skynet0912]

That's "looking for your glasses while wearing them" levels of oblivious...

[@motogeee510]

😂😂😂

[@dnache7553]

I think that the video was from Japan…..It was Japanese writing on the signs.

[@grav0]

@@dnache7553 The writing is in Chinese. 禁止 is used in Japanese too, though. :)

[@WayneNaude670]

rej😂cted by a hammock 😂

[@coleytoons]

Oh man when that guy's shin hit that trailer hitch...

[@invisalats841]

It made a musical sound... he was not okay, probably still isn't okay.

[@favoritemustard3542]

"WHY aren't you helping ME?!" oml

[@Dr.Tinkerpaw]

I felt that😬

[@jtb52]

We've been there we know😂

[@timslager5966]

Been there, done that, man does that hurt

[@BitSmythe]

2:42 “No one was harmed…” except for the guy who got knocked outta the boat by a propeller at 2700 RPM!

[@davidmartin2442]

I thought the same exact thing so I went back and look at it a couple times and I think it was the canopy that was knocked off and the guy was still in the boat.

[@bippythe]

"Two injured after float plane crashes into boat." It's literally in the news!

[@davidmartin2442]

@@bippythe I stand corrected

[@n003lb]

From what I remember, two people from the boat were hospitalized, but it was more a precaution than real injury. I could be wrong, though. No one was seriously harmed, so the statement is mostly true 🙂

[@JouniKyy-xn4kd]

And so

[@Fuzzelism]

3:04 that must have been so embarrasing for her 😂 and for him probably very weird 😂😂😂

[@DAMION_999]

She just booked it and left 😂

[@UltraMAGAKing2024]

I would been pulling her down for more 😂

[@magnificentmuttley154]

3:03 Unless Im to believe thats a hot dog stuffed in "her" pants, "she" appears to be a hermaphrodite

[@ThatAutisticBlackMan]

wtf is he working out in them ankle killers lol

[@KalinKiller]

​@@DAMION_999she farted on purpose

[@pappysproductions]

Motorcycle at 12:47 For those of you wondering, he was rear- ended. As a biker, U should ALWAYS be watching your 6!

[@lostkitty82]

I thought he had sneezed and lost control of the bike! Dumb, I know, but thanks for clearing it up!

[@jazzochannel]

lol. of course...

[@zivagoldman2001]

Thanks. Came to the comments to see if anyone knew what happened.

[@EvolvingEmpress]

This was the only one I felt shouldn't have been included in this video because it wasn't funny. That was a legitimate traffic accident/wreck. It's just my opinion that it wasn't funny.

[@bengianturco7926]

I figure as much and I would probably gave that driver the bird due to pay attention when you are driving

[@ForgetfulPaladin]

the guy that set down the crab and immediatly got clawed got me this time

[@AccidentallyOnPurpose]

Crab was out for revenge

[@gittebjerrebraae8382]

'Moving on.' The crab wasn't.

[@Yaya2214CJ]

​@@gittebjerrebraae8382 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imraduin]

7:05 Bro in the elevator thought he lived in the Matrix there for a second 🤣

[@Zuzzanna]

LMAO...😂🤣

[@andredrinkwater]

@@Zuzzanna I am still laughing at that.

[@Zuzzanna]

@@andredrinkwater 😂👍

[@storm4963]

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[@The__ASH]

…that look of “where did you come from” when someone appears next to him… priceless.

[@plebtile3347]

Oh man, gym bro got absolutely violated.

[@hoosiercrypto9955]

By a big booty 😆

[@JesseAGoncalves]

Did he really tho 8

[@tgb0079]

Yes, how is that even a question, you wouldn’t let some stranger sit on your face without permission, in public

[@red-trinity7390]

And that girl will complain that he was a creep for letting this happen 🤷‍♂️ …bro don’t sit on someone’s face 😭😭😭

[@Octo316]

Got some of that fish taco

[@michaeltovrea7947]

1:58 if you know, you know.

[@NeverGiveUp66963]

I swear to God my phone says 1:58 on it cause I had to rewind and watch it again but right when I saw that clip I said "comment section" 😂

[@nightmareseer3755]

Those things are no joke, hit ya when you least expect it.

[@michaeltovrea7947]

@@nightmareseer3755 it is never expected.

[@bradleyself2345]

I felt that one

[@tecumseh_g1931]

I feel for that dude. Woman couldn't just wait, had to act like she could do it herself, fails miserably, and her husband runs to help her and probably tore his patella when he smacked that hitch, and she's still bitching at him to help

[@Julius_JMC]

5:56, lmao, this whole chain reaction is hilarious: the black dog stepped on the cat, which made the cat react. The cat scared the black dog, the black dog scared the guy, the guy's reaction scared the white dog, and the white dog scared the girl on the couch.

[@ColoradoBandy]

I think I rewatch that 10 times, crying each time 😂

[@stewartlancaster6155]

we all saw it but thanks for your summary anyway.

[@RosheenQuynh]

​@@stewartlancaster6155 I didn't 🙃

[@lr5450]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Billy_Lenz]

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

[@Peanutdenver]

4:14 "jaysus fookin christ!" "Aaah"

[@gigimead7898]

That is my favorite! I was rolling!

[@charlieeinhorn7573]

Iküra ß~la

[@scottjohnston3098]

@@Peanutdenver you should do twitch subtitles, their AI stinks

[@aaroniousairlines9949]

The fact KZbin offered to translate this has me dying 😅

[@AdmiralsSenator8510]

No it's "JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!"

[@djstraathof]

This is perhaps the wildest compilation I've ever seen on this channel. This first ten minutes alone is unhinged.

[@petrasieg6398]

Some are funny, but the most are just painful😕

[@Geno2733]

They'll play that crutch video for the little girl's 18th birthday. That mailbox hit was PERSONAL.

[@Russell85]

3:03 touchdown! 😂

[@alexrekzu4079]

went straight to the comments, well done

[@TheRealSkeletor]

More like clam slam.

[@cyberwomble7524]

But why was he wearing Uggs

[@HansensUniverseT-A]

Honestly looked like he was about to faint.

[@RyoReznor]

best ever day at the gym

[@abruemmer77]

6:12 Perfectly parked

[@Randomizer939]

Amazing luck.

[@josephj807]

lol fr

[@julien-lamainocculte]

2:17 A real Lebowski moment 🤣

[@1jidion]

facts!

[@SlayerE-i9e]

I didn't laugh, I won.

[@CalebLaw85]

1:21 Holy Sebastian.

[@Tezcatlipokaa]

11:10 Brother smashed the Elden Ring

[@Walkerworld__]

That guy in the lift 😂😂

[@nicolaspeter1679]

A special kind of idiot for sure

[@TheNotoriousJJD]

03:05 There is no way, unless they're dating, that she's so unaware of her surroundings that she doesn't know he's using that bench.

[@Cati.Colours]

Exactly! If that would've been reversed, the Internet would've raged against him.

[@Magmaticin]

its crazy how the fact if a guy was to do that to a woman he would be locked up instantly.

[@shelbynamels7948]

idk - many women are so painfully unaware of their surroundings, complete lack of situational awareness.

[@JonasC22]

let us dream

[@shelbynamels7948]

idk - most women are so painfully unaware of their surroundings. no situational awareness.

[@nunyabuziness8421]

Dude running into that trailer hitch😂 that s*** hurts

[@Billy_Lenz]

You could hear the bones crack from here.

[@deathunknown4949]

@@Billy_Lenzno

[@JB-bs1se]

Omg the lady with the trunk closing on her and the guy running to help her hitting the trailer hitch killed me 😂😂😂

[@shishinonaito]

15:08 RIP his right foot 😱😱😱

[@Peanutdenver]

Jeep driver - "I made it w/o getting run over...I'm so luck...." Jeep - "nope"

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

@@Peanutdenver😂😂😂

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

I felt that!!! I guess in that situation, a foot getting run over is better than what could have happened!

[@jb6712]

Yeah, he was very fortunate that he was able to get up on it, but I imagine he felt a lot of pain once the adrenalin wore off.

[@nativeflutesgba]

6:50 I love how they're trying to catch that racoon with an empty trash can...

[@MrBattlecharge]

What, you wanted them to try with a full trash can? Garbage would get all over the field!

[@jermdukes2007]

@@MrBattlechargeThey wouldn’t have to chase him is the point OP was making. Raccoons love garbage.

[@MrBattlecharge]

@@jermdukes2007 all the more reason to use a full can, wouldn't you think?

[@jermdukes2007]

@@MrBattlecharge Yes. That’s literally what OP and I were saying. You were disagreeing unless I just misinterpreted your sarcasm for cluelessness.

[@MrBattlecharge]

@jermdukes2007 there is no way you misinterpreted (you might have)

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

If there's anything Fail Army has taught me, it's: don't forget your brakes, watch your step with stairs and porches, don't mess with any poles, simply just be aware of your surroundings at ALL times... and.... if it says "No one was harmed", expect at least "someone was harmed".

[@petrasieg6398]

teaches, watch your steps and DON'T do anything stupid!

[@jb6712]

Most intelligent people learn all that without videos of other people's failures.

[@FailMasterTube1]

I don’t ask for much, just that the person reading this stays healthy, happy, and loved. Have a wonderful day, my friend

[@DaniFitness18]

And you do not lose you’re always happy. You’ll always win if you believe it or not. Always be special.

[@SCELO_MYEZA.]

The guy who hit his leg on the tow hitch 😮😢 01:58 Slipping girl 03:56 😂😂 Guy in the elevator 07:04 😂😂

[@merandamolino]

I now did you hear his bone crunch I hope it didn't break or it just got bruced

[@planetx1595]

I wonder if the tow hitch is ok?

[@jb6712]

Yeah...I never listen to these videos, but I could still tell he was screaming in pain!

[@hila2k2]

5:53 is incredible 🤣🤣🤣

[@presionad0]

Let him bring that to school as project "Power out switch"

[@singe0diabolique]

OMG The guy in the elevator! 7:05 It just kept getting funnier!

[@JetLagRecords]

FailArmy, I loved this video so much, I had to hit the like button!

[@AlexBobeici]

13:14 “I’M FALLING OFF!!!”😂😂😂😂

[@apfelsafteiswuerfel1]

2:45 Fun fact: Several people were injured after a seaplane collided with a boat in Vancouver But no one was harmed, don't worry.

[@JouniKyy-xn4kd]

On sad now i know they didn't

[@user-ge2qn6gp4o]

No one cares.

[@jb6712]

In what way is that a "fun" fact?

[@Nunya310]

1:58 I been there, that shin is gonna hurt for weeks 😂

[@lin_plaYzzz]

2:57 . He’s so Lucky

[@FordRangerClassics]

If literally pay her to come over and do just that and she could leave after

[@nicholaswalker2395]

​@@FordRangerClassics Im pretty sure he was talking about the clip before

[@FordRangerClassics]

@@nicholaswalker2395 well, if I was a tee, she could leave me in the same state lol

[@itubetruth1853]

That dog with a Bruce Lee kick was KING

[@adoncolbert9426]

0:01 man’s took carpooling seriously 😂

[@reversecard_0155]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@scottjohnston3098]

1:57 a moment of silence to all the shins out there

[@gnikyt]

Jesus I hope that sound is added on

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

😂😂😂... 🙏🏾 for shins!

[@Gringo_Lingo]

His wife was struggling, be he ended up fighting for his life.😂

[@Con15]

Helping her became the least of his concerns in that moment

[@lamarckleland5731]

I felt that in my soul.

[@BitSmythe]

11:53 *MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!*

[@planetx1595]

What did he spill? Coins?

[@NotTheFlag1]

2:44 no one was harmed *only permanently paralyzed*

[@EntertaintmentjustforU-x1u]

right!

[@CH750TN]

Nope. Only minor injuries, unless you count their insurance premiums. Those went critical.

[@erictaylor5462]

8:15 I keep telling people, when you go fishing, make sure the fish aren't humaning.

[@JohnWilliams-eh2et]

3:08 went exactly as he planned

[@magnificentmuttley154]

3:03 Unless Im to believe thats a hot dog stuffed in "her" pants, "she" appears to be a hermaphrodite

[@sorted.1235]

2:49 … Uh, yeah, people were harmed: Two people have been hospitalized after a seaplane collided with a boat in Vancouver's Coal Harbour near Stanley Park on Saturday, officials confirmed. A CBC reporter on the scene, near Canada Place, confirmed that rescue boats were circling a small plane in the water near Brockton Point in Stanley Park. The Vancouver Police Department (VPD) said in a statement that a Harbour Air seaplane collided with a pleasure boat in the water around 1 p.m. PT.

[@matthewmillar3804]

2:41 The two people in the boat were sent to hospital with serious injuries. Don't say nobody was harmed

[@user-ge2qn6gp4o]

Guess they should have moved out of the way.

[@jrwhit24]

That gym guy...either really pleased with what happened or really upset.

[@tubularsubaru6422]

What you get for wearing Uggz to the gym

[@sidvicious332]

Yuck

[@favoritemustard3542]

Luckily it was couple's day & that was his HS sweetheart. & a skit lol

[@SarahLittle-wk6oo]

Not happy. She had a major case of swass going on. Sweaty @ss. He probably is scarred for life. Some smells just linger…

[@chanelrobin6905]

More like traumatized mean😮

[@Gr8tKingJames23]

7:05 The guy in the elevator was the only one that made me laugh, he genuinely was scared and confused on how that person got on the elevator with him 🤣

[@katt5950]

He didn't hear the door or the other person, my money is on him being deaf.

[@shinylatias8391]

11:08-11:14 I Lost it When He Hit It With A Hammer And It Exploded🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mcanada1960]

The guy hitting his shinbone on the trailer hitch ... OMG his soul was bout to leave his body😂 I have done it myself 😂

[@lynskyrd]

I actually walked away from my computer with a limp.

[@gailwilliams5278]

Meanwhile his wife is ‘What are you doing?! I need some help!!’

[@jb6712]

The soul can't leave the body because it IS the body. God made man a "living soul," He didn't GIVE anyone a soul (Genesis 2:7).

[@chanjmenklimatix3783]

8:42 Love the ninja thing.

[@Icylaxprod]

8:37 bruh she tryna tell it to calm down

[@Val-qm9me]

When the guy walked in to the trailer hitch... oh my, I could relate to the pain! 😊

[@jacquesb8927]

Does anyone else feel the pain just watching these?

[@davidmartin2442]

9:30 who else flinched the first time you watched it?

[@JDMusic-fXsT]

Not me 😮

[@Shawnyy09]

my hands went up too

[@McSpiney]

I fell of my balcony into my my paddling pool😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dorfhiker]

Yup

[@geraldlevan6754]

I liked the guy trying to eat his napkin.

[@favoritemustard3542]

I wonder how many he's tricked with his lil joke 😂

[@traciannveno]

I thought for a second “that bread is so chewy tough” hahahaha I loved his face when he realized …

[@Samsshorts4]

Yikes!that hurts 💀

[@Blushcrunch99999]

You Win

[@wolfdragon6299]

8:26 Snake:Hi human. *snake is gone* Human:WTF!?!

[@parrap0077]

6:03 are you telling me that car didn't hit anything???

[@mquietsch6736]

So it seems. It peacefully re-parked itself elsewhere 😂 Unbelievable

[@soarertt30]

It looks like someone is in the car ducked down.

[@EmoVanityHelloKitty]

0:51 Big Jenny got her revenge LOL!!!

[@BlakeBoi69]

That's what happens the when you don't give mr krabs back his money

[@krhub79]

Dang it, I lost on the 2nd clip 😂😂

[@SFBenjaminK]

The elevator guy was funny as🤣🤣

[@Markus_Andrew]

1:57 I felt that one 😵‍

[@cognitive-disonance]

That bug moved parking spots perfectly by itself! 😮

[@S3NTIENT2000]

7:10 This was funny. He went from panic to terrified.

[@ObjectAnimationStudio]

5:54 He turned off the world lol

[@BlueMarshGuy]

1:57 i felt that

[@soggywafl]

1:57, we all felt that!

[@milaalt1141]

That sound. I think I want to throw up.

[@favoritemustard3542]

The cracking sound was 💯% added; he wouldn't be on his feet otherwise. Plus it's from a skit channel. So don't feel bad, they're getting paid 😂

[@Ziorac]

5:23 Okay, I'm a woman, so I don't know, but surely a tiny piece (of paper?) thrown by a literal baby can't hurt, right? I feel like if it's THAT sensitive, you need to a see a doctor.

[@juandigiorno5133]

Yeah, as a guy(me) he probably imagined the pain, like thought it was going to hurt but didn't, for a lot of guys just thinking about it can make us feel sick, even being hit in the thigh close to it can give us the same shocked response, like a dog jumping up in front of me makes me turn to the side and put my hands up to block the feet, if that makes sense (probably not) :)

[@wrestlingfan2024]

I lost it when the woman was getting closed in by the car and the guy tripped on a truck, and then she yelled at him to help.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Haha... yeah, obviously dude was in pain!

[@favoritemustard3542]

It's from a skit channel 👍

[@Last_Chance.]

3:09 was definitely on purpose

[@redduskironsky1058]

"My dad has a gold tooth" "My dad has diabetes" "👁️👄👁️" I am cackling😂

[@TechWizMaster]

12:26 that's the one...i'm crying 😂

[@DeceptionEarth]

he just shatterd his shin on the tow bar💋

[@Waaitandsee]

🥰😍🤪

[@SoloReigns]

1:57 Ouch, we all had a similar experience 😬

[@DaniFitness18]

everybody all special what matter what?❤😊

[@Norwegianavgeek747]

0:45 Location: Kampot Cambodia I really like it there!

[@krashd]

3:28 Aww, I really hope she bought that man another plate of ribs, he looked heartbroken.

[@iTeerRex]

Poor guy 7:25 😂

[@--ART3MIS--]

3:05 OMG! I really hope she didn't sue him! 😁

[@SmileCenturyComics]

If she did, I'm raising an army.

[@Marcos-ll5fs]

I will remember Matthew 8: 5-13. Thank you for your word today. I'm dealing with a health issue. I know God is going to heal me, but the suffering to get to that point is what I'm fearful of. Regardless, I know it is for my good. He is preparing me for something great. I watch everyday God bless you.

[@Fordnan]

I have so much sympathy for the guy at 1:57.

[@MrBrandonCA]

6:03 When the car itself got a higher parking skill then the owner 🤷‍♂😬😂.

[@R-kayRecaps_755]

Bro almost fainted 😂 03:20

[@InformatiK2230]

5:45 : Ay, Miguel

[@brendacollins1315]

3:34 three cool-looking dudes, and then there were none!

[@erfho8y]

Now that's a wife @5:10 the literal ceiling comes down, no screaming, asseses the situation, then just contiues to cook.

[@bernardo-martins]

(ceiling starts to literally explode) her: nom nom nom

[@ddist0rtt]

1:57 the worst pain known to man

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

... on top of that, wife is yelling at him!! More pain!! 😂😂😂